#jakebstumblrman

[bondibee]

26 & 30

26: Tell me a random fact about yourself!

I love fast food and my favorite is sonic because they put mayo on their burgers. If I had my druthers I’d get a vanilla coke from sonic Every Day. Also bonus fact I eat and drink incredibly slowly so when I get drinks at places my mind is like aw hell yeah now I have a drink for the rest of the day 

30: Pineapple on pizza?

I’ve never tried it okay I can’t form an opinion but I think it sounds good... I like grilled pineapple...?? same idea??

[405blazeitt]

jakebstumblrman replied to your video: isn’t this that moomin thing you’ve all been...

It’s dat boi

[temthyl]

@jakebstumblrman YOOOO HERE’S THAT BEAU YOU WANTED!  :3<3 he was really fun to draw he’s awfully cute ;w; i liked adapting his little tunic thing into a... vest....  pocket....  hoodie........ thing........... gfdhgsdjdfgd;;;

[texts-from-dragonage]

Blackwall wants beard wax and wood polish. And also to not get them confused when he applies one or the other to his beard.

He will never get the latter.

And that’s why we call him Blackwood

[kalematsuba]

jakebstumblrman replied to your post: “guys eric chahi sent me an email, he got my package i’ve read it like...”:

idk how many times i'm gonna say it but THIS. IS. AWESOME!!!! and he called you matsuboy that's so cute :DD

seriously i already felt a fanboy affection for this man but now its completely off the charts i dont think he realizes what he’s done by giving me a petname

[bondibee]

Thala: 15,19,24 Basiva: 8,20,22

🔥Thala 🔥 

15: how they react to a brainfreeze

She whines and like stamps her foot on the ground a lot until it goes away.  “Push your tongue against the roof of your mouth,” her exhausted friends implore.  “THAT DOESN’T DO ANYTHING,” Thala insists. This goes on for several minutes.

19: their reaction to betrayal

NOT. GOOD????????? Thala is 100% ready to kill whoever is responsible for fucking up her life. in cold blood. no circumstance she’s planning to just blast them in the back or power word kill or smth. She doesn’t take shit. Don’t get in her way.

24: what motivates them

It’s mostly a sense of honor and duty. She doesn’t want to go back home, she doesn’t want to be isolated in Ellesmera again and have to rebuild her kingdom from the ashes, but she feels like she has to, and that she owes her service to the people who lost their lives. She very much views her position as princess as a burden she has to bear regardless of if anyone likes it. It’s been decided, she’s gonna do it. She’s gonna make life better for the citizens of her country whether they like it or not and regardless of other things she might want to do instead. She doesn’t think her personal desires are important when put up against her responsibilities, so she doesn’t really consider those. If someone asked Thala what she wants to do with her life, not what she feels she’s supposed to do with it, she wouldn’t be able to give an answer. 

🔪 Basiva🔪

8: what they like to eat

She has an aversion to meat because it reminds her of. corpses. and isn’t very appetizing anymore. She needs a lot of calories in her diet to keep up w/ her physically demanding job and Extracurriculars so she eats a lot, lots of carbs and protein where she can get it. I think she’d eat a lot of like rice and fish and bread, also she prefers wine to beer or ale and will finish off the almost empty bottles at the end of her shift 

20: their reaction to a mystery love letter

She’d get SO FLUSTERED OMG....... this instantly activates every dumb romantic lesbian channel in Basiva’s brain and closes off all the rational thought. Her intelligence drops from 20 to -4. She is now the main character in a romance novel and is going to find this person who sent it and it’s gonna turn out that it was YIAVETH and they’re gonna get married and live happily ever after and raise chickens and 

22: what they're like on two hours of sleep

The average onlooker probably can’t tell much difference, she’s still cranky and quiet just she’s screaming more on the inside. tbh she probably is always on like 4 hours sleep maximum because she stays up all night (day) reading and studying. The likelihood of her killing someone for pissing her off goes up by 20% for every hour of sleep she’s missing 

[405blazeitt]

jakebstumblrman replied to your post: my phone of nearly 5 years has been “searching”...

Well you should always be googling frog anyways

it’s always in my suggested searches because i google frog so much :3

[biteghost]

sketchpage commission for @jakebstumblrman!

[krusca]

jakebstumblrman replied to your post: anonymous asked:You are constantl...

“I hate this ship… I’m gonna go ahead and keep an eye on this blog that almost exclusively blogs about said ship and then complain to this blogger about this opinion of mine that contrasts theirs.”

i feel slightly honored that i elicited someone to actually take such actions 

[actualtrottimus]

please reveal to me, from what video or stream did those dancing hats gifs come from?

you can watch the stream here, seductive dancing only last for a few seconds but it starts at 4:40:50 and 5:00:44

[405blazeitt]

jakebstumblrman replied to your post: im trying to order the wtnv book but the price...

Ooh which one are you getting?

the first novel, but it’s a gift for someone else. who hasn’t listened to the show. and i haven’t read it so i’m putting a lot of trust in team J&J here.

[apostatively]

Commission for jakebstumblrman - Chev Matis, the Honeysuckle Bard, a l-i-t-e-r-a-l precious blossom flower and lovely adventurer baby. Love his little heart.

[krusca]

jakeberensonisbroken replied to your post:.

why are poos droppin’ away from you???

idk i guess they just cant handle all this swag uou/

jakebstumblrman replied to your post:.

Maybe if you hail Hydra a little harder you’ll attract more followers.

HAIL HYDRAtion remember to drink plenty of water everyone!

[texts-from-dragonage]

Leliana likes watching Housewives reality shows because they're like simplified versions of the Game

I reckon she also likes orange is the new black

Because she’s awesome

[405blazeitt]

jakebstumblrman replied to your post: why did my photoshop open as a comically small...

When one door closes a comically small photoshop window opens

that explains why i have to close the comically small photoshop window to unlock my front door