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My exact response after watching the end of Love Sea ep 8 and the preview for ep 9:
You really sent someone after the island-born hillbilly and didn't expect him to fight back? Mut probably popped around the corner with a pitchfork yelling in his southern dialect ready to unalive someone.
#love sea#love sea the series#love sea spoilers#love sea episode 8#fortpeat#rakmut#mahasamut love sea#jak has literally no braincells
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Cross-Fandom Dumb Stuff!
Ok...so Jak from Jak and Daxter, you know the prince of an empire, turned good-hearted hero, turned massive murder machine, turned literal savior of the planet.
I tend to characterize both real and fictional people into the mtg colors, and I realized today that I had never considered what colors Jak would be, so I figured, “ah, why not?” and here we are.
So first off, I am pretty sure everyone can agree that baby and tiny child Jak are mono-red, he is emotional and extremely active; then we get to where we first meet him in The Precursor Legacy, at which point I believe he would have fallen more into White/Red territory, as a natural hero trying to help others and eventually stopping Gol and Maia; now, from here we go to Jak 2, where, as hopefully everyone reading this knows, he is pumped full of dark eco and becomes the most emo person in existence, I think it is pretty safe to say that during this point he lost his white color and turned mostly to Red/Black, hence the “ready to kill everybody even if they haven’t pissed me off yet” mentality he has throughout 2 and about two-thirds of 3; finally, this kicks us into the final version of him, the version created in 3 where he is filled with[white?...light? I can never remember] eco and lets him balance back out, this moves him into full Mardu with Red/White/Black as his final colors, which, what I find neat, is that Mardu is the normal “Folk-Hero” color combination.
Now...I am not discussing Combat Racing because nothing major happened during that game to change his colors.
That, of course brings us to J̸͙͍̟̮̓̋͆́ắ̵̛͉͉͙͇̯̜̳̤̙̙͜ͅk̸̛̼̖̑̈́̓̽ ̴̗̚ả̷̢̧͖͎̮͔͕͇͚̪͕͓̞͐̈̇͑̕͠n̸̡̟̭̞̜̍̀̇̓̆̓́͐̋͝͠ḑ̷̳͉̞͉̭̤͌͗͆̓̑͂̈́̐̕͝ ̶̡̖̻̱̹͍̩͔́͒͋̃̆͘ͅD̶̢͈̓͠��̨̡̳͍̗̝̟ä̵͙͓̭͓͓̜̮̲̙̣́͗̔̒̅͒x̵̢̖̩̟͊͆́͛͆̀̃̈́̓͋ţ̴̢̧̛̞̟̣̮͍͛̉̔̂̓̇̊̓͒̏̕͠ȩ̸̧̠̮̠͇̯͔̖̝̈̄͐͐̀̈́̽̆̃̈́̕͘͜͜͠͝ŗ̶̧̜͉̜̖̱̘̰͖̤̗̥̏̒̾̍̀̀̕ ̸̨̨͔͈̲͉̫͇͚̰̞̭̆̄̔̒ͅͅẗ̵̛̛͍͎̱͉̦̞̝̥͕̥͍́̊͛͘͝h̵̠̝͚̠̗͇̠̩͆́̈́̇̄̌̓̀͌͘͠ͅe̷̥̊̈́̄̄̚ ̶̛̥̼̰̰̮͆̔̑̄͒̿L̸̰͖̬̫̖̱̘̰̏̏͗͋̒͑̈́͂̑̇̄̑͠ő̸̡̡̙̥̜͖͖͈̟̙̲͑̐s̵͔̩̗̠̙̭͆̈̾̈͂́̓̅̆͜͜͠t̷̢̝̳͍̭̺̺͔̦͓̪̳̥́̈́̐͋ ̵̡̡͉̝͎̗̺̩̩̓̓̾͊̊̀͠F̵̢̨̞̭͇͈̲͍̞͆̓͂͆͑̀́̈̂́̚̚̕̕r̷̺͖̰̮̻̙̩̾̈́̑̍̾̇̒̌ͅö̴̱̟̹̳͇͚̹͈̪͇̜͕͉̤́̅͂̔͝n̴̜̆́̽͂̇̀̎͂̚͠t̶̢͇̼͕̏̒̀̄̃̉̍͝ȋ̶̢̟̹̘̜̹̬̜͉ͅẽ̴̛̺̼̝͍̤̭͙̜́̉͒̾̿̽̀̉̈́̉̾̇r̶̡̢̬̜̤͇̦̈́͌̐̕͝ͅ... which is something many of us have promised never to mention again, but interestingly, this game does move Jak into more Green aligned position through his attempts to save the innocent from the Dark Eco monsters and the like, but not enough to really redefine his colors in any meaningful way.
So that leaves us with only one color that Jak does not fall into easily, and that is Blue...and that is because...to be frank; Jak is a bit of an idiot...we all know he is, Keira makes up for his lack of braincells, but yeah, he is pretty good with cars...but Keira has him beat there too...so...yeah
Any thoughts? I genuinely just enjoy doing this kind of thing, and if nobody minds I will probably start doing this type of thing a bit more often, it is therapeutic
#jak and daxter#Jak#mtg#mtglife#mtgaddicts#color#color-philosophy#philosophy#jak 2#jak 3#dumb brain things#jak and daxter the precursor legacy#jak and daxter the lost frontier#mtgcolor#mtg colors#I do not know how to tag things well#Mardu#red#white#black#keira#daxter#combat racing#eco
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