#jaime stannister

[sapphiresandsunlight]

Shoutout to Jaime and Loras, who don't believe in magic but when faced with the possibility of either that or Brienne lying to their face, are both like "huh wow who knew magic was real"

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Jaime Lannister ghostwrote this

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

[shewantsthe-youngamerican]

Pass the happy!🌻🌈When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications.

What a cute ask!!

1 - my two best friends of almost ten years make me the happiest ever, we’ve been through everything together and i wouldnt change it for the world💜

2 - music, music has been such a love of mine since i used to use the rubbish free spotify when i was about 9. To me there’s nothing that music cant fix and when i was going through some of the worst times in my life, thats when i started to listen to the albums that i would call my favourites today.

3 - books! currently i’m reading room by emma donoghue

4 - my mum and my sister are two of my favourite humans on earth and make me extremely happy

5 - recently i’ve been learning to be happier with myself and whatever current situation im in, so im about to start my nursing course which will hopefully lead to a brilliant career with loads of opportunities. Life is good rn!

Thank you so much for this!!

I’m gonna tag

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[stupidstubbornbravebitchoftarth]

I was tagged by the one and only @weedsareflowerstoo to share my top 10 favorite female characters (in no particular order)

1 Brienne of Tarth - Owns my heart & soul

2 Michonne - Queen of the Apocalypse

3 Joyce Byers - I mean honestly look at her

4 Kory

5 Felicity Smoak

6 Debbie Ocean & you can't have her without Lou

7 Claire Dearing

8 Kahlan Amnell

9 Nathasha Romanoff

10 Diana Prince

I Tag @luminaryestuary @eu-pheme

@nashilena @supper-party @jaime-stannister

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In retrospect, Jaime being unprovokedly thirsty for a Bath With Brienne (TM) two chapters before it actually happens should have made it less surprising when he walked into the Harrenhal bathhouse and immediately proceeded to check out her boobs, get naked, kick everyone else out, and jump in with her.

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Tfw you keep your oaths, please the wench, and regain your honor as a knight, all to get your lulz and own Society

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Me: tries to stick to my guns but constantly struggles to not make Jaime a total schmoopfest; adores reading the sappiest puddles of soft fluff that word processors are capable of emitting

Also me, when an author publishes a fic in which Jaime starts off dangerous, vaguely threatening, and an actual asshole:

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What tiny insignificant detail are we obsessing about today?

That’s right, it’s Jaime visibly refusing to give even a single fuck for any member of House Frey that’s not his literal uncle, despite their being one of his family’s strongest allies and presumably in extreme danger at all times due to the entire country hating their asses.

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the fic I wrote in a nutshell

You’re in her DMs, I’m jumping into a pit with one hand to fight a bear for her... we are not the same

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Two thoughts, I have them

1. Wanting to write a long post, filled with gifs and screenshots and lyric excerpts, of why Frozen II’s “Lost In The Woods” is a fun and cracktacular yet surprisingly apt depiction of Jaime wandering around the Riverlands in ADWD and AFFC, and

2. Knowing that the overlap between the Frozen II fandom and the Jaime/Brienne fandom is, probably, just me? And thus this hypothetical doorstop of a post has Zero Audience.

go give it a listen though, just let the crack flow through you and awaken the Possibilities

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Season 5 of Outlander has started (hooray!) and I apologize in advance to all my fellow Outlander watchers for what I know I will do: mixing up the spelling of the main hottie’s name.

Sorry, almost a year of fic-reading and Tumbling has left me constitutionally incapable of spelling it “Jamie”. Whoops.

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“I will not make that choice.” -- Brienne of Tarth, A Feast For Crows

choose your fighter: "you need two hands to make a snowball, though" jaime lannister or "i am alive and drunk on sunlight" jaime lannister

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Jaime is Big Sad about not being married to Brienne and it hurts my heart. How many times are his fantasies obliquely mentioned?

*Unbidden, his thoughts went to Brienne of Tarth. [...] Other men might be fathers, sons, husbands, but never Jaime Lannister, whose sword was as golden as his hair. He was a warrior, and that was all he would ever be.

*That took him by surprise. Brienne had never mentioned a betrothal. "Her father made a match for her . . ." [...] For any such, the Maid of Tarth would have been a sweet plum indeed. "How is it that you did not wed?" Jaime asked him.

*“[Y]ou are a lion of the Rock, a lord. You have a wife, a castle, lands to defend, people to protect. If the gods are good, you will have sons of your blood to follow you. Why would you throw all that away for . . . for some vow?"

*"Do you have a little wife, ser?" No, I have a sister. [...]

“And what is it you like in a woman, m'lord?"

"Innocence."

Not to mention his very firm opinions on how to treat a bride on her wedding night, which of course is what would be expected given his position as... [checks notes] the official leader of a celibate order of knights.

*His cousin squirmed uncomfortably in the saddle. "I know enough to do my duty as a husband, ser."

"That's just the thing a bride wants on her wedding night," said Jaime. "A husband who knows how to do his duty."

*“If you bed her, though, be kind to her."

"Kind, my lord? How . . . how would I . . . ?"

"Sweet words. Gentle touches. You don't want to wed her, but so long as you're abed treat her as you would your bride."

This is not meant in any way to contradict the fact that Jaime is a horny monster dying for some strange, btw, just to remark upon the fact that he also has a boner in his heart.

how much does Jaime need to get laid in affc?

Sleeping with the Mother and the Maiden, when he has a warm wife just through that door? Jaime did not know whether to laugh or weep.