“…you’re like…my other gay stepdad…but like…the cool one…”
“Aww thanks for saying that…”
“Well…it’s not exactly a high bar…”
“I love Ted but…yeah…it really isn’t is it?”
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Blue Beetle (2023) #7
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¿Dónde puedes ver las películas de 'Scream'?
Aquí te decimos en que plataformas de streaming puedes ver la saga de 'Scream'.
Scream 6 ya se encuentra en cartelera de todo el país, sin embargo muchos están pensando que antes de poder ver esta sexta entrega de Scream es necesario revisitar las cinco anteriores, o tal vez quieres verlas por primera vez para adentrarte en esta franquicia creada por Wes Craven y Kevin Williamson que es de las más aclamadas del cine de terror moderno. La pregunta es ¿Dónde? Bueno, pues aquí…
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So many cross overs so narrow of common hero choices. Let's expand a little.
"Rip what the hell is that?"
"It appears sir, to be a small human child. Around the developmental stage of 4-5"
"Even you know better than to cuss infront of kids.
"I was gone for five minutes."
"Actually I snapped you back to a minute after you left."
"Are You misser booser gol?"
"Yeah kid that's me. You a fan or something who got into something you shouldn't to find me?"
"No. Clockie said tis for you." Hands a sticky note to booster.
Note reads: this is Danny. You will care for him from now on. See this as payment for resetting your time line safely. If you even try pass him off to Bruce wayne/batman, I will ensure your entire familial line never touched time traversing. And you stayed forever trapped in the 31st century. -clockwork master ancient of all time. P.s. there is not conning your way out of this. I will hunt down every ancestor or decendant for all time.
"This looks very serious sir. Congratulations sir you are a father Now"
"Wow kid. Clockie must hate you. I'm so sorry."
"I'm not that bad of an option. Obviously I was judged better that batsy."
"Clockie ass hero I want to say wiff."
"OH kiddo and you asked for the greatest hero boostergold?"
"I wike space. He say geen lanern is space. He take care of me."
"I'm so sorry sir, you have already disappointed your new child. Should I take a commemorative photo of this milestone moment for you?"
"No" "yes skeets"
Camera flashes.
"I shall add this photo to a new album labeled baby book. It is labeled Danny's first disappointment, sir."
"Thank you skeets." X2 one sarcastic one pleased.
"I wan geen lanern."
"Think you're gonna need help anyway Micheal. Call one of them. Not guy."
"I would never co-parent with guy. What kind of idiot do you take me for?"
"Rip takes you as the utmost idiot sir. As does most of the justice league sir."
"Thanks skeets."
"You are most welcome sir."
"Can I pay wif the talking space ship?"
"Sure kid." Pushes skeets into the kids hands.
"I do not believe I am rated for physical interaction by children under 10 sir."
"To bad skeets." Picks up Danny who looks up at him instead of at skeets to smile all teeth. "Holy shit are those fangs? We are going to go see my friend Ted now. He will know what to do."
"He will atleast know not to cuss infront of kids. Don't know about the rest."
"Is ted geen lanern?"
Cue shenanigans. They were roommates, but adopted a child.
"Does Batman know you stole a child from him?" <- Jaime when he visits.
"Do not even joke like that. My existence is at stake."
"Batsy is the new beetle juice. In this house."
"Are You geen lanern?"
"Sorry kid I am blue beetle."
"Should I take a picture for Danny's third disappointment since becoming your child sir?"
"No skeets."
"3rd? How long you had him?"
"A week"
"Ouch. Hey kiddo why do you want to meet green lantern? Aren't these guys just as cool?"
"Considering the average human body temperature is 98.6 degrees I do not believe they qualify as cool sir." Jaime is picking up danny to hold on his hip.
"Clockie says geen lanern is space." Danny smiles.
"Are those fangs? Is this a meta kid? You like space? My scarab is from space. Isn't that just as... Oh My, no scarab!" Scarab starts to go into protect host mode while screaming danger desteoy threat in Jaime head just as Danny's eyes start to glow green at the statement and his mouth splits inhumanly wide with even more teeth. Ted and Michael scramble to grab Danny and move him away from Jaime till he gets control of the scarab again. But Danny has a death grip and won't let go of his new friend.
"I do believe sir that your new child qualifies as a meta. Should I take a picture to commemorate your child's first power demonstration sir?"
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TWDG Headcanons: Jane - PT.3
She used to get bullied for her ears until seventh grade. Was called a monkey or an elephant cuz of them.
Tried to overdose on a bottle of antidepressants when she was at the hospital, but she got scared and didn’t go through with it.
Used to work at Hot Topic and Spencers, that’s where she got her Chucky and Tiffany dolls from.
Says quotes from different horror movies unironically.
Was THE definition of awkward teenage girl with niche references and more than likely had to take time out of her day to explain why Nirvana was cool… or why she thought Billy Loomis was hot.
Cut her hair short after Jaime died, had a mental breakdown when she cut it so short and gave herself a bald spot. Kinda like her karma for cutting Jaime’s hair when she put gum in it.
Claims that “only millennials use Facebook.” She’s just pissed she doesn’t know how to use it.
If she had the chance, she would get a tattoo sleeve.
Was sad when she realized her scars were beginning to fade.
Prefers wine rather than beer.
Her celebrity crushes were Jennifer Tilly, Billy Idol, and Skeet Ulrich (hear me out on this one pls 🙏🙏🙏).
She rips at her nails, something she does when she’s stressed.
Was a Resident Evil fan.
Knows how to sew thanks to an old friend of hers.
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Hiii I just got done obsessively reading ur stardust fic and omg I love it so muchhhhh. I love the modern take! And Jaime with mentor Ted ! And how skeets is like actually a character and not just a bot!! Everyone is so damn loveable and so cute! Guy and Tora and bea !! That's it. A perfect combination of fluff and angst. So well written too! But omg the pinning??? I'm going insane I want them to just smooch already!! I'm so exited to read more!! And the foreshadowing to something really bad happening fills me with dread !! But in a good way lol. Ahhh this is all over the place but thank you for your service to the boostle community 🫡
fdxsfgdfg!!
Wow, I have had a helluva hard day today (to go with a very hard two months) and this ask really brightened my day! Stardust has been a lot of fun to write; the last time I wrote these guys was, uh-- an embarrassingly long time ago. LOL! But I adore them and they have fun voices and the relationships make me happy too. I'm struggling right now with motivation, but knowing people are still reading/enjoying it helps! I'm so glad you enjoyed it so far. I know what you mean re: the pining. But hey, at least we're getting a fair amount of cuddling, right? XD
Thank you for the encouragement. It makes my day!
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I GOT A PHOTO OP WITH CANDYMAN AND MAYBE MELISSA BARRERA FOR MONSTER PALOOZA!!!!!!!! HUZZAAAAAAAHH BIIIIIICHACHOS!!!!
If Rory comes to Cali, then I'd be down for that, too. Ngl, I'm just trying to collect them all like Pokémon I already took pics with Skeet, Matthew, Neve, and Jaime.
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Official Booster Gold series Wishlist:
Ted Kord
Extended Boosterfam (Michelle & Rani)
Just jump right into the time travel shit, I love his ImPoster Boy era but Volume 2 is easily my favorite of the BG books
Whatever the fuck was Peacemaker’s intro???? I want that but More
Theodore Kord
I want a JLI episode but more than that I want a Booster & Guy episode
SKEETS MUST LOOK LIKE A ROOMBA. NONE OF THAT EARPIECE BS FROM SMALLVILLE. I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE FRIEND.
If I don’t cry over Rip & Booster what is the point
The Second Blue Beetle
I want him to run over The Flash in the Time Sphere again. There is no reason for this other than it was funny.
Tbh if we can get Jaime in on the action too????? Would love that
Owner of Kord Omniversal
Tbh on a more serious note, I would like the show to explore like,,,,,how DEEPLY depressed Booster is. He has deep abandonment issues he never believes he is good enough to be loved he is always seen as the butt of the joke. A good Booster has to be funny but also has to be deeply, deeply sad.
…..Also Ted K—
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Finishing 52 :')
#39
This is a very cool issue, Nat and Lex's confrontation is great, it's just. Hard to follow up on 38.
#40
John beating the shit out of Lex makes me feel a little better. It's very cathartic. Get his ass.
#41
Do you think Vic got a funeral. Did someone invite anyone other than Tot, Renee, and Richard. I doubt it.
Diana's here, just for a moment. Unfortunate how little she's around in 52, but it does make her finally arriving Hit.
Catch me lying face down on the floor thinking about Renee being forced to introspect.
#42
OH NO, RALPH.
#43
Poor Osiris :(
Most of 52's pretty well foreshadowed, this is the biggest shock value moment imo. I mean, it works for that, but there's a lot less clever buildup and payoff than like. Booster's death.
#44
Split between "this was set up worse than a lot of 52 and it doesn't land as well as a result" and "this fight slaps".
I really don't like Adrianna's dying "lol nvm murder's cool" change of heart. I feel like this'd be a lot better if it was more her saying these were monsters and that extreme situations justified extreme measures, but it being a total 180 is just dumb.
HER HAT!
Love that Tot is just like. Yeah you're going to need the costume. He's seen the whole denial routine before and he doesn't buy it.
I do think she needs it less than Vic did. He started wearing it before he did any introspection, and the separation of identity was central to his journey. Also he had some depersonalization going on. Renee's further along in her process by the time she takes it, and isn't compartmentalizing as much, so it's not central to her self-image in quite the same way. Accepting the mask is important, but wearing it isn't as much, if that makes sense?
Like, there's a lot of parts of herself she's not engaging with, but there isn't a Renee/Question separation in the way there's a Vic/Charlie/Question separation. It's a different angle on identity issues.
#45
Continuing Renee's theme of identifying with guys with anger issues.
I still don't love the total turnaround on character development, and it's running into the same problem a lot of big events have where the destruction is wide enough and effortless enough it doesn't feel that impactful. One crowd being at risk feels more meaningful than a guy fighting an entire country.
I was reminded of this early on in 52, when Black Adam talks about how many people died in Infinite Crisis. Sure it did a bunch of horrible shit to the world and everyone on the planet was witness to destruction, but I was more invested in Jaime's very bad day.
#46
The mad scientists getting to stay ridiculous and still win is fun. Sure they've done some truly awful stuff but more importantly they're all committed to the bit while they do it.
#47
Natasha :)
Glad someone's doing well.
I remember really not liking the Bruce or Diana stuff originally and I feel vindicated reading the omnibus and being reminded Rucka doesn't either.
#48
RENEE'S IN THE MASK! GOOD QUESTION!!!
Her talking to Charlie in her internal monologue. My heart.
The scene in the church is SO cool. The lighting, the way she fights, Kate with the knife, it's the best.
#49
I'm sorry but "I have a particle wave ray gun and bipolar disorder!" is one of the moments of the entire series. Nobody else is doing it like Will is, and that's a good thing.
#50
BOOSTER!
Most of this issue doesn't work for me, both in story and in the art, which sucks given how climactic it is. I like the way Billy and the lightning look, at least.
#51
Skeets hatches into Mr Mind's adult form, a giant time moth, so he can eat spacetime. Comic books <3
Imo Mr. Mind should've kept the glasses.
#52
You fool! This was secretly a crisis event all along! Get multiverse'd, idiot!
Vic's hanging out on Earth-4 :')
Ohh Booster and Ted. I can't. Booster's SO good in this. If I was like 5% less dedicated to finishing the Renee reading list I had been using and 10% more into time travel I would have came out of 52 and gotten right into Booster Gold.
Renee bookending her arc with Kate...
It's been a bumpy ride, but I love 52 so much.
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“…oh no!!! It’s some boomer uncle who let Sons of Anarchy become his whole personality!!! Whatever will we do!!!”
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Blue & Gold (2021) #7
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I'm not putting the full blue beetle and booster gold family trees in there because a) I don't have room and b) I don't even know where Gold Beetle fits into those family trees so it doesn't make sense to put them in
For all I know she could be the daughter of Ted's clone or Jaime's sister's kid or Michael's granddaughter or all of the above! It's so vague! She is clearly descended from them because she inherited the beetle and skeets but they don't say how. She could be a spiritual successor with no actual relation for all I know.
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mw older faces??
thank you for asking ! i'm not sure what age range you're looking for , so i've provided those who are 35ish+ . i would love to see : angela basset , michelle yeoh , melissa fumero , sandra oh , winona ryder , candice swanepoel , adriana lima , lupita nyong'o , amanda seyfried , melissa barrera , jessica chastain , margot robbie , stephanie beatriz , hannah simone , jasmine cephas jones , phillipa soo , renée elise goldsberry , justina machado , eva longoria , rachel mcadams , meryl streep , octavia spencer , neve campbell , aishwarya rai bachchan , catherina zeta - jones , jessica lange , gemma chan , laverne cox , anne hathaway , hilarie burton , drew barrymore , carla gugino , kate siegel , elizabeth reaser , madchen amick , taraji p. henson , brenda song , vera farmiga , christina ricci , rachel weisz , halle berry , sofia vergara , salma hayek , cho yeo - jeong , ming - na wen , viola davis , sophia bush , shay mitchell , katherine heigl , gabrielle union , kerry washington , lucy liu , emilia clarke , issa rae , kate beckinsale !
cillian murphy , pedro pascal , oscar issac , jonathan bailey , chris evans , diego luna , oliver jackson - cohen , penn badgley , martin sensmeier , rami malek , steven yeun , manny jacinto , idris elba , daniel sharman , alexander skarsgård , alex meraz , gong yoo , isaiah mustafa , chace crawford , theo james , robert pattinson , kiowa gordon , henry cavill , michael b. jordan , ok taec - yeon , regé - jean page , henry golding , chris hemsworth , raymond ablack , ben barnes , daniel kaluuya , jon bernthal , hugh jackman , daveed diggs , leslie odom jr. , channing tatum , skeet ulrich , aaron taylor - johnson , rahul kohli , hugh dancy , jesse williams , peter facinelli , benjamin bratt , jaime camil , sterling k. brown , song kang - ho , shermar moore , dominic purcell , andrew garfield , patrick dempsey , keith powers , sam claflin , chris pine !
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