#jailbirdposting

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so i can't call people but TUMBLR works??? fuck me

@henry-is-o-a-k apparently there's some time shit going on--did y'all get out of faerun without me or something? you seem like the best person to ask about this so

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@divorce-master​ this u?

divorce is so funny. like never mind

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COLET ALL THE HENRIES

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ok now that we’ve established that im shit at being good, are there any big lavish mansions i can rob?

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You're going to Faerun? Have you made any sort of preperations, or are you going in there blind? You could get your entire party killed! As someone currently living in Faerun, I could answer some questions, if you had any.

and i'm the person you're warning??

ok ok fine. i have many weapons and that's all i need! and I have henry. he can heal. because he's like a more powerful dryip (??) from being older! right? everything's good! im not worrying about everything bad happening

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@fisherman-with-a-plan​

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Oh man I should totally warn you, demon hell you and Henry have probably hooked up, is that a thing in your timeline too?

-🦗

holy shit good for him henry is like an 11 i really don't see anyone else more perfect

not that i care or anything

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family reunion post for @fisherman-with-a-plan !!!

dad remember when u taught me how to break into ur ex's house

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I'm outside of the closet I think you're in

I have spells ready to heal you. It won't be as great as my healing used to be. Not after breaking my oath but whatever.

- Jodie

k thank you just dont make a big deal about it please

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@henry-is-o-a-k ignore the time bitch look at chickens

Yaaaaalllllll!!!

CHICKENS ARE FLUORESCENT!!

Look. I’m unnaturally excited about this. I learned that owls fluoresce so I had to know: Do chickens? Google wasn’t helpful. But I have all the things I need for this experiment.

Please please please if you get photos or video of your chickens under a black light tag me or this post! I WANNA SEE!!!

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Holy shit.

a void kitty?? a black cat??

-🌌 (how fucking dare they do that to cats >:[)

literally!! i once beat the shit out of a buddy for doing that shit

and ig watch out @willystampler fucking catkiller

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It's probably none of my business, but I don't think it's right to offer panicking children hallucinogens. Food for thought!

haha ok

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OOC | Dad Fact #2

Glenn learned Japanese and English when he was young. Later on, he picked up some ASL.

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@blog-of-a-time-witch​ your best friend!

BUNNY REAL CONFIRMED

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guys is it gay if someone puts his arms around ur waist

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When I get unstuck from the ceiling u should trash the place.

ON IT O7