#jaerk

[rakeshouseparty]

my take on eyeless jaerking but i stopped being a lazy fucker for like 10 seconds and doodled them w/ the details i imagine them having in my brain!!!

i love drawing more "detailed" versions of my takes on characters bc they like rarely look like how i doodle em usually lol

[capnsoapy]

stay out of womens washrooms please you bloke

b-but i like to jaerk off in there....

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[dalmek]

jaerking it but it sounds like I'm frantically making a balloon animal

[seulgirk]

Retro Find

@jaerk

Making her way through the bazaar after helping Juhee pack the boxes for the little shop and their stall, Seulgi was going through the different stalls, checking out the clothing and accessoriies different places had to offer. There was a lot more there than she had originally thought there would be, which was a pleasant surprise.  It was also nearby cafes and some other stores if she wanted to explore, so that was fun too, if she needed a change of scenery on this rare day off.

She was thinking about slipping out of the bazaar and checking out one of the little cafes in the area to get something to drink when a stall did catch her eye.  The stall was selling all kinds of things, but they had boxes with vinyl records, she thumbed through a few, picking one out of the box, and checking out the cover, it was for a 80′s rock album of a band she wasn’t quite sure she had heard, though maybe it was something she had once upon a time.

[jaeminhours]

can we talk about this? aka, the softest picture ever azjnsjsk

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whenever im sad i look at this picture and cry even harder

[hyungkyun]

Christina it’s Georgie!❤️ I just wanted to drop by and say you’re such an ethereal human being that Changkyun would be in awe with at first sight; you’re so damn beautiful and I miss you and love you and I’m wishing you a happy holidays my friend!🥂🎄

AAAHHH GEORGIE!!! sometimes u just reappear to me like an angel and make my day so much happier :( 💕💕💕 blease ure the most beautiful human here!!!! i hope ure having a great day and i wish u the best for this new year 💗 and also i hope u have a lot of fun these holidays :DDD

[dilletantie]

jaerk ⇒ minyoel

[theanimangagirl]

Miraculous Ladybug S2: Glaciator

I FEEL PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY THIS EPISODE!

SOMEONE HUG ADRIEN PLEASE!!

[severalowls]

Portraying Ronald “Kill Em All 1989/ I am trash man / 410757864530 DEAD GAYS” Reagan as somebody who would under any circumstances respect a trans person’s pronouns is making my brain whistle like a fuckin kettle. Call of Duty is just absolutely consistently outstanding in its Good Guy America-jaerking revisionist wank.

[renmnin]

If you ever fall, I’ll pick you up.

ㅡ boyfriend!sicheng aesthetic

collab w @jaerk <3

[capnsoapy]

Im plagarising jaerk off now

hey i thought i invented that. you can't crank off without asking me for the patent

[obikinbrainrot]

Romance in Rome (fluff!lucas)

Summary: a short blurb inspired from this post by @jaerk

Genre: fluffish

Warnings: a single curse word

Word Count: 237

Lucas sighed dramatically before kissing the quarter he stole from Jaemin. 2018 is almost over, and all he wanted for the next year was a girlfriend. Rome might not be known for being a very romantic city, but he had faith that this Romanian fountain will grant his wish.

Clasping his hands around the coin, he closed his eyes, as if in prayer. With another dramatic kiss, he turned away from the fountain and threw the coin backward over his head.

“Ow!”

Oh shit.

He knew how clumsy he was. Lucas whirled around, instantly spotting you a few feet away. You were rubbing the top of your head in confusion before making eye contact with him. With an apologetic expression, he jogged up to you.

“Dea—Cheso—I mean—sorry,” the handsome boy said, switching from Cantonese to Korean to English. “My—uh—money hit you.”

He noticed you staring at him for a moment with a bizarre expression. Maybe you didn’t understand him?

“My, uh, coin,” he stammered, making a circle with his fingers. He then pointed to your head. “Sorry.”

Blinking, you shook your head. “Oh, no. It’s okay. Um...” You hesitated for a bit. “Would you... like to get some coffee? With me?”

He blinked at you but smiled. “Yes.”

It was only after you both started dating that you told him you were staring at him because you had also wished for a boyfriend for the new year.

[jaeils]

Lockscreen tag + last song you listened to !

Thank you for the tag lovely!!! @ethnicgf <3

I tag: @melonmark @huangfilms @huangels @donghyuwus @ggukxie @softdreamyhours @nothaechan @wayvbabys @citrusicheng @jaerk teehee

[fumikobarx7]

Mammoth Lakes, California https://www.instagram.com/p/CJUpe-jAerk/?igshid=1ucxzfkvhnfg5

[jobone123]

Obviously were talking about kids blindside N KIDS KILLING KIDS BEFORE THE BOY HAD TO JAERK OFF makes sense WOULD GIVE HIM SATELLITE LINK DATABREACH

Anyways YOUR SON NEEDED BLACKSON N ANY CITY BLACK SON IS CAN DO HIS OWN NETWORKING

Oh wait BECAUSE I WAS SENT TO ABANDONED CITY WORLD AKA BLACK MANS WORLD REGIONS 1 plane is an ACCIDENT I called it places that remember jason

A WHITE NAMED JASON OR JUST A BLACK SKIN BOYS ARE MARKED SACRIFICES u know a birth mark on white face worked too

I am a ATHLETE 1 look at your son n probe be like I'm not going to his house WERT# hes not an athlete he looks sick 1 lb loser I AM SCIENCE OF A BOY THAT GREW UP STRONG black hair SCIENCE no drink n exercise WOULD MEAN A SATELLITE MAKER MADE ME

To EXERCISE n not need a drink THE SCIENCE IS PRECISE when it comes boys HER WALLS specific

I want my GORILLA same SCIENCE JAYSON GIRLFRIEND I know you have her BLACK GIRL BLACK BOY VS WHITE GIRL VS WHITE GIRL I know you have a match sibling for me

But based on CLIMATE due to blood I call this place SURROUNDED by water CANT BE HOT island would be faulted for hot SCIENCE because its SURROUNDED by water VS DESERT DRY HEAT SMARTER SLEEPING BABY SCIENCE to not wake up or drink THATS FUNNY island would be fake SCIENCE because you only watch water

THE WHOLE DEBATE BETWEEN BLACK OR GOLD OR RED hair SCIENCE was SLEEPING BABIES not to drink EXERCISE

Why snow was mad about island JAYSON be DEGREES in keeping black hair sleeping baby that EXERCISE n didn't drink after BURNING STOMACH FOOD without getting sick THE TRUE SCIENCE IS DRINKING ALONE a single drink no FOOD n not getting sick

ANYWAYS YOIR GOLD PEOPLE WALK AROUND OUTSIDE n hair color CHANGE only SATELLITE MAKER would know the DIFFERENCE records HAS RED N GOLD N WHITE N PINKISH OR GREENISH N BLACK outside we saw you couldn't tell GOLD had grown a white or red or brown or even black hair

You PEOPLE are wrong for white 1 hair on a black head WHITE WON BY DEFAULT DUMBER SCIENTIST USELESS DEGREES when eyes we saw change COLORS FOG OR MILKY

[hyunark]

❝ tracker update

hello! this is a lil tracker update on what threads i have currently and what i will be dropping! if you would like a new one, please dm me and we can thread something!

writing:

@rkjxy - heel disaster, it goes like this @jaerk - myself @rkheejin - time reminders

waiting:

@rksohee - chillax, it’s reality @rkdoyexn - it goes like this @rksejeong - lending a hand, twenty questions @rkdongmin - wonderland time out @rkmason​ - pour up @rkjy​ - settling in

queued:

@rkdoyum​ - youngblood @rkxjongsuk​ - chat up @rkness - gift card @rkjy - unnamed @rksejeong - messy hair

dropping:

@rkyounqhyun - cat parents