#jadyn watches ahs
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now i know why some of y’all are so fucking weird it’s because you had a crush on tate from ahs in your formative years
#i just cannot imagine feeling a bit of sympathy for that rat i cant like it was really different back then huh#never laughed as hard as when i watched violet break up with him#and realized the ‘YOURE ALL I WANT. YOURE ALL I HAVE’ vine comes from that wifbebfbebdn#this is some peoples villain origin story i can tell#god im glad i watched this show so i can tap into white culture a little more#im always trying to understand#jadyn watches ahs
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jae y jadyn la power couple
send me a ship and i’ll tell you:
who reaches out to new neighbors: quizás jadyn pero porque desconfía de sus intenciones ah
who remembers to buy healthy food: jadyn la mommy
who remembers to buy junk food: jaemin porque no sabe cocinar so siempre pide take out.
who fixes the oven when it breaks: jadyn HAHJSABH
who waters the plants/feeds their pet(s): tengo la sospecha que jadyn odiaba a las mascotas de cedric y quería que mueran así que jaemin.
who wakes up earlier: jadyn porque cuando madrugas dios te ayuda.
who makes the bed: jadyn
who makes the coffee: jae
who burns breakfast: … JAE
how do they let each other know they’re leaving the house: se gritan
how do they greet each other when one of them gets home: entran con una bolsa con las cabezas de sus enemigos
who brings home little gifts like flowers/chocolates more often: ninguno, se regalan látigos para azotar a los que no los respeten
who picks the movie for movie night: se turnan
their favorite kind of movie to watch: algún documental sobre grandes imperios para así inspirarse en construir el suyo sobre las cenizas de west gay.
who first suggests a pillow fort: no tienen un pillow fort tienen un fort de verdad en la parte de atrás de la casa de jadyn, es a prueba de bombas nucleares.
who builds the pillow fort: repito: fuerte a prueba de bombas nucleares.
who tries to distract the other during the move: jae porque…. es jae.
who falls asleep first: jae
who is big spoon/little spoon: jadyn es la big spoon y no pueden convencerme de lo contrario
#DISFRUTÉ MUCHO ESTE HAHAHAHAHAHA#eran demasiado poderosos juntos por eso no pudieron ser#rip#elsasfrozen#( ask ) tag.
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okay ahs asylum was absolutely bonkers how did they manage to cram that many nearly unrelated storylines into one season
#actually for real on the real what was going on with kit and alma and all that#and the anne frank lady like what was actually actually going on#so much happened#jadyn watches ahs
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so no one was gonna tell me ahs asylum had white boy of the month evan peters and lesbian sarah paulson AND clea duvall? okay. okay
#jadyn watches ahs#to be clear i dont mean to call evan peters white boy of the month but like. the character#in great contrast with season 1 school shooter rapist edgy boy
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shut up jessica lange is monologuing again
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if they killed clea duvall in ahs i am going to Yell no one tell me
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american horror story that is not an intro or a title sequence as much as i know you want it to be one. it is simply scaring me.
#theres no song!! its not a title sequence#they had the potential for an absolutely banging theme song#like pretty little liars but better#jadyn watches ahs
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