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This collage of Jade Leech and Idia Shroud is part of my TWST ship collage series for Pride Month. I got the idea for this collage from them being featured in the same event, that has them wrapped up all cosy like.
#collage#shipping#twisted wonderland#twst#twst collage#twst ships#jade leech#idia shroud#JadeIdia#jade x idia#idia x jade#IdiJade#IdiJay#IdiaJade#IdiaJay
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Um hi i posted again for shit no one cares about (idia/jade & idia/floyd)
#ghostwriting#twst#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#idia shroud#floyd leech#jade leech#azul ashengrotto#idiazu#idia x floyd#idia x jade#jade x idia#floyd x idia#azul x idia#idia x azul
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๐๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ๐ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐! ๐ธโจ
Grace finally has a Magicam account, and what better use for it than immortalizing their friendships?
.๐หหณยทห ึดึถึธ โโ
โ ึดึถึธหยทหณห๐ ึดึถึธ.
๐ฆ yuur_grace
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๐๐๐๐ฟ_๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ I finally made an account!! First pic, tea party preparations with housewarden of Heartslabyul! ๐น๐ซ
โค๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ_๐ผ๐ณ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐ LMAO? HE'S SUCH A PRUDE LOLL
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โยฌโ ๏ธ ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฒ_๐ฑ๐ฒ๐๐ฐ๐ฒ @ace_ofhearts dude you're aware that housewarden Rosehearts owns a magicam account right?
โฆ๏ธ ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ฎ๐บ๐ผ๐ป๐ฑ_๐บ๐ถ๐ป๐ฑ totes adorbs!! but kinda bummed u didn't pick me for such a cute pic idea... (ใ
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โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โยฌ๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ฟ_๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ @diamond_mind Oh I'm so sorry!! I got so busy with preparations that it slipped my mind u_u; I'll save you a spot next time, promise!
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โโ โ.๐หหณยทห ึดึถึธ โโ
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๐ฆ yuur_grace
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๐๐๐๐ฟ_๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ ....okay so this MIGHT turn into a series. I pray to the Seven that Leona isn't active on magicam or else I'm migrating (he looks so peaceful tho, doesn't he?!)
๐บ ๐ท๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ต๐ผ๐๐น__ Grace.
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ยฌ๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ฟ_๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ @jackhowl__ Jack...... 5 replies
๐ ๐ฟ๐๐ด๐ด_๐ฏ๐๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ต๐ถ๐ฏ๐ต๐ณ you owe me a deluxe cutlet sandwich now btw ๐
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โยฌ๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ฟ_๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ I don't recall that being on our TOA?? 1 replies
๐ฐ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ฎ_๐ป๐ฝ๐ฐ ????? LEONA KINGSCHOLAR???? ISN'T THAT THE PREFECT WHAT. 1435 replies
๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฎ๐ด๐ถ๐ฐ๐ฎ๐บ_๐๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฒ๐ฏ๐ด๐ฎ๐ต๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฎ Sevens you narrow minded idiot.
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โยฌ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ป๐ฝ๐ฐ is that literally fucking leona kingscholar 34572 replies
โปoh, except.... maybe they forgot one little detail...
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๐ฆ yuur_grace
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๐๐๐๐ฟ_๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ Decided to pay our octobuddy a little visit at the @mostrolounge this afternoon ๐๐นWhat a face! (also, wow where did all of you come from?? Was Leona's sleeping visage that baffling of a prospect? รนแดu,, actually, I'm now realizing that I hadn't even set this account to private...oops.)
๐ฌ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐๐.๐ฎ.๐บ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ ahahah!! oh man look at his face! little shrimpy's got guts~
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ยฌ๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ฟ_๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ thanks for being the cameraman buddy รนแดu อกออโ
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โค๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ_๐ผ๐ณ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐ I'm surprised you didn't get ptsd just from walking into that room LMAO
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ยฌ๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ฟ_๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ @ace_ofhearts hm okay how about you join me next time
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ยฌโค๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ_๐ผ๐ณ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐ @yuur_grace no thank you <3
๐ฌ ๐ท๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฒ.๐น๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฐ๐ต. hahah. how swift. perhaps i may join you one day to capture such riveting images. 3 replies
๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ป๐ฝ๐ฐ ok no I'm actually so invested we can't just move on from the fact that this guy showed up all of a sudden and just KNOWS Leona kingscholar personally?!?? 200 replies
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๐๐๐๐ฟ_๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ Another face cradled! And a dear friend hugged! Had a blast at this wonderful get-together in Scarabia dorm โ๏ธ๐ฎ๐ I think I'm ready to sleep for a week though hahaha ^^;
โ๏ธ ๐ธ๐ฎ๐น๐ถ๐บ๐ฎ๐น๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐บโช I'm so glad you came! I don't think I've had that much fun with friends in a while! You're always welcome whenever you feel like visiting ๐โจ
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โยฌ ๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ฟ_๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ @kalimalasim always!
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โยฌ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ป๐ฝ๐ฐ ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME 1240 replies
๐ ๐ท๐ฎ๐บ๐ถ๐น_๐ There's still some leftovers if you'd like to take some for Grim. Or yourself, really. 2 replies
๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ป๐ฝ๐ฐ oh okay so there's even MORE. why not. SURE. 212 replies
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โ ึดึถึธหยทหณห๐ ึดึถึธ. โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ
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๐๐๐๐ฟ_๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ Nothing better than a long evening spent with the beauty queen himself @vilshoenheit. And look, he reciprocated! How sweet~ ๐โจ A wonderful idol, an even better friend.
๐ ๐๐ถ๐น๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ผ๐ฒ๐ป๐ต๐ฒ๐ถ๐โช How precious. Do take good care of that manicure.
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โยฌ๐ ๐๐ถ๐น๐๐ฐ๐ต๐ผ๐ฒ๐ป๐ต๐ฒ๐ถ๐ Wait, Grace, is this a private post?
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ยฌ๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ฟ_๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ will do! ๐ค 2304 replies
๐ ๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐น๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฒ๐น_๐ณ๐ฒ๐น๐บ๐ถ๐ฒ๐ฟ man you're better than me, i can't stand a second doin any a this balderdash
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โยฌ๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ฟ_๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ your loss,, it's sooo relaxing ๐โโ๏ธ
๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ป๐ฝ๐ฐ YOU GUYS I CANT COPE ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEEEEE 784 replies
๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ป๐ฝ๐ฐ is this guy some sorta undercover cop or sum?? how's he got all these crazy ass ties??
๐น ๐๐ต๐ฒ๐ต๐๐ป๐๐ฟ๐ผ๐ผ๐ธ oh, lร lร ... quelle beautรฉ, the calm before the storm~
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๐๐๐๐ฟ_๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ Seems like I've been graced with this nice little picture from @0r1h0_shr0ud2 during a visit to Idia's dorm! No face hold unfortunately, but it's quite cute!๐ฉต๐ค Very rare, it seems Idia has yet to realize the photo being taken ^o^. Peep the adorable little PreMo gacha figure I got for him...? ๐
๐ฉต ๐ฌ๐ฟ๐ญ๐ต๐ฌ_๐๐ต๐ฟ๐ฌ๐๐ฑ๐ฎ I was so happy that you decided to stay and keep my brother company, Grace Alexander-san. Idia doesn't show it, but you really made his day!
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ยฌ๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ฟ_๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ @0r1h0_shr0ud2 awww! I'm always happy to spend time with you both! ๐ค 3 replies
๐ ๐ด๐น๐ฌ๐ฌ๐บ๐๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ถ woah when was this?! you can't just spring such a rare event out of nowhere! delete, delete!!! 5 replies
โฆ๏ธ ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ฎ๐บ๐ผ๐ป๐ฑ_๐บ๐ถ๐ป๐ฑ oh my Seven!! you both look so dope! truly inspiringโ and can we talk about how *adorbs* you look with that biscuit hanging from ur mouth?? (หต โขฬ แด - หต ) โง
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โยฌ๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ฟ_๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ @diamond_mind brothaaaa keep this up and you'll be fighting off rumors for days LOL รนแดu ahuahu
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ยฌโค๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ_๐ผ๐ณ๐ต๐ฒ๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐ @yuur_grace OH U WANNA HEAR ABOUT RUMORS??? HAHAH
๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ป๐ฝ๐ฐ Am I tweaking or is that like. *The* Idia Shroud from the family Shroud part of the largest technological pioneers in Twisted Wonderland. Or am I insane.
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ยฌ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ป๐ฝ๐ฐ this HAS to be a social experiment atp?? What in the world is this guy's power??? 467 replies
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๐๐๐๐ฟ_๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ it felt almost special, leaving my vest off. Maybe it was the winter breeze. Tsunotaro helped me with his cape, though, despite my insistence. What a sweet personality! ๐๐ We took a long walk through an abandoned woods, found some gorgeous gargoyles. To end my little series, I asked to hold him as well. He doesn't own a magicam account so I can't tag him... But at least he can keep the pictures :) Hurray! It ends! ๐คโจ
๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ป๐ฝ๐ฐ THERE IS NOOOOO FUCKING WAY I REFUSE NO NO ABSOLUTELY NO WAY THIS IS AN EVIL PRANK WHAT WHAT WHATTTTATSYSYTHJDHJ WHO IS THIS GUYYYYYY 1204 replies
๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ป๐ฝ๐ฐ OH YES DROP THE BOMB ON US WHY NOT. OKAY. THREE OTHER CELEBS WEREN'T ENOUGH I GUESS. 762 replies
๐ฆ ๐๐ฎ๐ป๐ฟ๐ผ๐๐ด๐ฒ๐ฒ Grace, you must know I have never been so entertained in my long life. Why, Malleus himself sits beside me and stares down at the screen in bafflement!
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ ยฌ๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ฟ_๐ด๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ฒ @vanrougee ???? Explain?? ToT
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โยฌโฆ๏ธ ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ฎ๐บ๐ผ๐ป๐ฑ_๐บ๐ถ๐ป๐ฑ @yuur_grace you sweet summer child ๐ญโ
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โยฌ ๐ ๐น๐ถ๐๐ถ๐ป๐ด.๐๐ถ๐ด๐ฏ๐ผ๐น๐ @yuur_grace YOU ARE ENTIRELY UNCONNIVING. YOU PLACE MALLEUS UNDER INTENSE SCRUTINY FROM THE MASSES AS WELL AS LADY MALEFICIA! YOU SHOULD BE MORE MINDFUL, HUMAN!!
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HEHEHE I HOPE YOU LIKED THIS AS MUCH AS I DID THIS WAS SO EXHAUSTING BUT SO FUN TO MAKE !!! ๐ฉท๐ค๐ฉทโจโจ Also pls don't look too hard at the numbers ik a lot of them are wrong I'm sleep deprived and high on 3 monster cans ๐ค
#twst#twisted wonderland#mal draws#ace trappola#deuce spade#cater diamond#riddle rosehearts#leona kingscolar#ruggie bucchi#jack howl#azul ashengrotto#jade leech#floyd leech#kalim al asim#jamil viper#vil shoenheit#epel felmier#rook hunt#idia shroud#ortho shroud#malleus draconia#lilia vanrouge#sebek zigvolt#twst x yuu#twst x oc#twst yuu#twst kalim#twst yume
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his princess sketch version
Since I make it for my portfolio so I want to post my sketch hehe
#twisted wonderland#twst#heartslabyul#savannaclaw#octavinelle#scarabia#pomfiore#ignyhide#diasomnia#ramshackle dorm#riddle rosehearts#ace trappola#deuce spade#trey clover#cater diamond#leona kingscholar#ruggie bucchi#jack howl#azul ashengrotto#jade leech#floyd leech#kalim al asim#jamil viper#vil shoenheit#rook hunt#epel felmier#idia shroud#ortho shroud#malleus draconia#lilia vanrouge x you
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REALLYโฆHIM?

โๅฝก in which professor trein judges your relationship with the NRC boys
NRC boys x Reader (minus Ortho)
Word Counter: 3K
Warnings: Reader is Prefect, Trein is your father figure, established relationship, possible OOC
A/N: lifeโs getting pretty hectic so iโm sorry if my upload schedule slows down. i hope you enjoy :>
ace trappola
Canโt say heโs surprised, just disappointed. It makes sense; he was one of your first friends. However, that doesnโt make him any less troublesome. Despite being a first-year, Ace is one of the biggest slackers and troublemakers on campusโ much to Treinโs dismay. His main worry is that Ace will poorly influence you. Heโs already seeing it with the two of you getting a crazy amount of detentions and scoldings for unthinkable reasons. Youโve got it rough already being from another world, you donโt need a devil on your shoulder convincing you to get into all kinds of trouble. Itโs a real shame said devil is your boyfriend. Heโll allow the relationship and all will seem swell. Little do you know that he pulled Ace aside and had a long chat.
deuce spade
A fine pick; Trein is neither severely impressed nor disappointed. He doesnโt think Deuce is too bad, but he believes you could do better. Deuce will need to somehow prove himself to Trein. On the outside, Trein looks like he absolutely hates his guts. His eyes are always staring at Deuce with this sharp look and it gets the card soldier real nervous real fast. In reality, itโs just Trein keeping a closer eye on him + his RBF. Heโs relatively neutral on the first year, yet Deuce is fully convinced that his professor wants to set him on fire.
cater diamond
Trein is very annoyed with your choice. He doesnโt like Caterโs social media addiction and would much rather have you hit the books than scrolling through Magicam. Not to mention, he feels as though something about Caterโs happy-go-lucky attitude is a facade, and doesnโt trust him around you. Cater finds Trein scary, but heโs not as intimidated as Deuce. As he does with Ace, Trein takes Cater to have a talk, andโsurprisinglyโ his opinions on the third year improve. He doesnโt fully like him, but heโll tolerate Cater more so than beforehand. Cater also offers to help Trein make a social media account; itโs cute yet chaotic all the same watching them bond.
trey clover
Before Trein can form a solid thought on Trey, the vice housewarden is subtly trying to win his favor. Trey knows how about his father-like connection to you and immediately shapes up. He gifts Trein different pastries and learns which ones heโs partial to. What really wins the professor over is when Trey starts volunteering to help clean his classroom after class. Trein wonโt even know the two of you are already together and heโll make comments around you like, โThat Clover boy is real niceโฆโ Needless to say, Trein approves of Trey long before he finds out you both are in a relationship.
riddle rosehearts
Trein immediately scowls when he hears the news of your relationship. Youโd think heโd approve due to Riddleโs intellect and dutiful behavior. Admittedly, Trein does like that about Riddle. But he despises the boyโs bursts of anger, finding them childish and unfitting for a future mage. Heโs seen the housewarden go berserk on one too many students and doesnโt trust he wonโt do the same to you. Trein doesnโt want you walking on eggshells around your own partner. This is another one whoโll have to prove themselves to Trein. Riddle will be upset when he hears of Treinโs low opinion of him, but gets a surge of motivation to convince him otherwise. Youโll find Riddle working even harder on his studies than before you didnโt even think that was possible in hopes of gaining Treinโs favor. Heโll eventually get it. I imagine that Riddle does some small, heroic deed for you that really shows his love, and Trein just so happens to be passing by and sees it. Once your unofficial official father in Twisted Wonderland gets along with Riddle, expect to be nagged about missing assignments and homework a WHOLE LOT.
jack howl
Similar to Trey, he immediately knows about your bond with Trein. Instead of trying to win over the professor, Jack takes a more blunt approach. He goes straight to his desk after class and tells him about your relationship, being upfront about his feelings towards you. Trein respects it. He thinks that Jack has more guts than most on campus and trusts him to protect you. Heโs quite supportive of the relationship, acting as a mentor for the both of you. You can catch him watching the two of you with a tiny smile, murmuring something along the lines of, โYoung love.โ The two of you remind him of his own marriage with his late wife. It makes him sentimental in a way.
ruggie bucchi
A BIG 180 FROM JACK. Trein thinks this guy is sleazy. Ruggie couldnโt care less in the beginning, finding it funny to practically hang off your shoulder while Trein stared daggers into him. Then it started to seep in that it may or may not be important to get Treinโs approval for a long-term relationship with you. Thatโs when he gets his act together and completely starts sucking up to Trein. Heโll help out with paperwork, errands, cleaning up, etc! All for free! much to his dismay All Ruggie asks for in return is Treinโs support for your relationship. He catches Trein by surprise with how well his work ethic is. The lengths the hyena goes to for you ends up leaving the professor impressed.
leona kingscholar
Professor Trein is both surprised and disappointed. Now how did this happen? He didn't think Kingscholar was capable of being nice to anyone, let alone get into a whole relationship. Well, he bugs you to tell your boyfriend to start showing up to class. Heโs not exactly happy with you dating a huge slacker like him, but Trein knows that Leona is a smart boy. Brash and not his first pick, sure, but he wouldnโt play with your heart or rope you into anything stupid. He trusts Kingscholar to protect you. But if he starts seeing you begin to skip classโ which is going to happen, Leonaโs going to make you do it at least onceโ heโll pull YOU aside and give you an earful. Tough love, unfortunately.
floyd leech
Hell no. All the red blaring flags. Now why would you go and do that? Really? Out of EVERYONE? You bet your bottoms Trein is actively speaking out against your relationship every single time he sees you. He doesn't even want to try to talk to Floyd. Trein is convinced you are addicted to getting in trouble and lets out the biggest old man sigh. Is there any way Floyd can win the professorโs favor? Probably not. And if there was a way, would Floyd even do it? Big fat no. Floyd thinks it is hilarious that Professor Trein disapproves, upping his affections around him with that toothy grin of his. And if you guys have a class together that Trein teaches? Chaos. Expect a lot of paper balls to be thrown at you.
jade leech
โAre you okay??โ Is the first thing Trein asks when you tell him you and Jade are in a relationship. Doesn't exactly trust the boy, but Jade tends to behave around him. The professor has always seen him being picture-perfect whenever heโs around which is 100% suspicious, but Trein doesn't have any solid reasons to disapprove. Jade, like his brother, finds the whole situation very amusing. Heโs always figuring out new ways to appear like the โideal boyfriendโ to Trein. If he ever talks to the professor heโll slip in a comment like, โI never disappoint, trust meโ and it makes Trein distrust him even more.
azul ashengrotto
Now what bet did you lose for this to have happened? At least Ashengrotto is a star student, you need to hang out around more of those in his opinion. After confirming that, โNo, no bet was lost,โ and โNo, heโs not paying for my love,โ Trein was pretty alright with it. The Monstro Lounge is a student-ran organization, it's clear from that the young boy is capable and responsible. He just keeps a very, very close eye on you two. The last thing Trein wants is for Azul to take advantage of you sinceโ knowing himโ he seems like the type to do so. Expect frequent questions of โHowโs your relationship going?โ and โHeโs treating you right, right?โ Azul is going to get asked to stay after class to talk. Trein then proceeds to threaten lecture him on how to properly treat your lover. He just wants to make sure you don't get wrapped up in one of those contracts heโs heard about. Azul has quite the track record.
kalim al asim
Automatically assumes youโre dating him for the money and begins to ramble about how you should marry for love. Tells you about his late wife and how much he loved herโ it is so sweet I'm actually crying. That's the kind of love he wants you to have. Youโve got to reassure him that, โYes, my certified father figure, I do love him very much and Iโm not just in it for the money.โ After that talk, he finds the relationship sweet but kind of concerning. Kalim is a nice boy but severely naive and, frankly, incompetent. Trein starts to go a little harder on Kalim in class, not that he was going easy anyway. He scrutinizes the essays he turns in and chastises him for missing an assignment. As he watches you kiss Kalim on the cheek after getting an A, Trein can only sigh and think, โHeโs lucky heโs rich.โ
jamil viper
Treinโs pretty okay with him. Heโs a level-headed guy with passable grades and the title of a vice housewarden. However, the professor did hear about his Overblot and does think that there's more beneath the surface. He doesn't judge him for his Overblot, no. But Trein does keep a closer eye on him to make sure he isn't scheming anything involving you. The professor also tries to push him to do better academically. Heโs heard from you about how smart Jamil truly is and can see his potential, so he tries to get him to stop holding back. Jamil is a little appreciative of it and respects Trein as your father figure, but still isn't a fan of sticking out. Nor does he plan on giving into Treinโs attempts.
epel felmier
Is fine with the relationship at first. He was polite, soft-spoken, and a part of Pomfiore. Most students belonging to that dorm are pompous, but respectful nonetheless. Then Epelโs true nature comes out and Trein is constantly reprimanding him for horseplay. It's kinda funny how surprised Trein is by Epelโs country toughness. The professor definitely had his suspicions๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ nobody at NRC is innocent, heโs learned every student here has some sort of dark sideโ but he definitely wouldn't have expected this. A part of Trein actually prefers him like this. You are dating someone with a backbone who will defend you. He encourages Epel to be himself around him, promising a judgment-free area. They get along pretty well surprisingly, with Trein being a sort of mentor to him. Overall, very sweet and Trein approves.
rook hunt
In the most blunt way possible, Trein tells you, โYour boyfriend weirds me out.โ He thinks Rook is an oddball for sure. No way around it. Is half convinced Rook is stalking him. Because he is. When you explained to your boyfriend about the bond you had with Professor Trein, he got way too intrigued and ended up โwatchingโ Trein like he does to Leona. It's not until the professor makes a passing comment about being paranoid that heโs being watched that you realized, โOh shit my boyfriends stalking you.โ You don't say that to himโ you don't want Rook getting in trouble. So you settle on having a really long talk with Rook about it who reassures you heโd never disturb your father figure or the absolutely beautiful bond between the two of you. He still worries you sometimes when he goes missing and randomly reappears by walking out of Treinโs classroom.
vil schoenheit
Trein worries that Vil wonโt make the time for you. Heโs aware that Schoenheit is a busy boy as heโs missed his class plentiful in the past. Heโll make Vil stay after class for a little to talk to him about it, giving him a fatherly warning about being ready to fully commit to a relationship and the time it takes to manage one. Vil is, admittedly, insulted that Trein doubts his ability to wholeheartedly love you but takes it in stride. He sees this as a sign to up his game in the romance department and properly does so, dedicating more time to pampering you. The professor expresses his concerns to his coworker, Crewel, who talks his ear off about how much of a โgood pupโ Vil is and that he won't disappoint. Trein canโt help but agree when he spots you walking into class looking more freshened with slight makeup on and a new hair-do that Vil definitely did for you.
idia shroud
Once you break the news to Trein, he immediately asks to meet with Idia one-on-one. The blue-haired student rarely shows up to class! And that iPad isn't going to cut it forever! He needs to be able to size him up in person. Idia, naturally, is scared to death. At first, he immediately declines, insisting that they don't really need to meet up, the whole idea is stupid, and itโll be fine if he stays right there in his room. Then you sit down with him and tell him how important Trein is to you andโฆ sigh You landed a natural 20 on the dice of persuasion. Idia canโt believe he's doing this. Youโre beside him the whole time as he stutters in front of Trein. Is Trein impressed? No, not at all. Yet your confidence in the Shroud and constant praise is reassuring. The professorโs going to make you force Idia into showing up in person in class. His attendance rivals Leona's.
sebek zigvolt
Doesn't really care for Sebek despite the first year's desperate attempts at trying to impress him. Sebek lost him after he started talking about Malleus when Trein asked about you. Ever since then, itโs just been him trying to win him back to no prevail. Kinda sad to watch. Heโll be the biggest gentleman ever: rushing to doors to open them for Trein, scrubbing his whole classroom for him from top to bottom, and yelling at other students to be quietโ though he was pretty much doing that before you two even got together. But every time Sebek gets close to winning the professorโs favor, he ends up going on a tangent about how amazing his liege is, and we're back at square one. Youโve got to rub him on the back and kiss him on the cheek while telling him, โTrein will come around one day!โ Even if that day never comes.
silver
Not a fan. Heโs witnessed Silver fall asleep in his class one too many times and thinks it's disrespectful. Once you tell Silver, heโs upset as it's not exactly something he can change, but will put in extra effort not only in Treinโs class but in all his classes. He studies with you beside him so you can prevent him from falling asleep when you see him get all drowsy-eyed. Trein immediately takes note of Silverโs hard work and grit as the boy passes his class with flying colors while asking if thereโs anything he could do to help him after hours. It's only when he hears from his fellow teachers that Silver has been doing exceptionally well is he actually impressed. Afterwards, Trein will start being more understanding of Silverโs constant sleeping. He won't be any less strict, but he wonโt lay into him for it as hard as before since learning it's out of Silverโs control. Trein thinks rather positively of your relationship, comparing it to the ones in the fairytales.
lilia vanrouge
A bit disturbed, to say the least. Lilia is older than him after all. Trein tried to keep a close eye on the two of you, but Lilia always caught him and pursued a staring match. Trein was always the first to look away. Lilia finds it entertaining. He tries to play tiny tricks on the professor, but you stop him at the very last minute. You sit down and try to explain that you deeply care about Trein and, by extension, what Trein thinks of him. Lilia proceeded to suggest that he brings Trein some cookies to win him over to which you immediately say no. Honestly, I donโt see Trein really ever warming up to Lilia. He just pretends the old bat doesn't exist and isn't your boyfriend. Lilia finds that incredibly funny while you're dying inside.
malleus draconia
The fact you were able to get close to the Draconia is an impressive feat to Trein. However, future ruler of Briar Valley or not, he intends to make sure that Malleus treats you right. Right when you tell Malleus that Trein is basically your father, the fae goes straight to the professor, confesses to him about your relationship, and swears to take good care of you with this ominous tone. Trein isnโt very fond of Malleus at first, struggling to decipher whether or not that introduction was genuine. It isn't until you go to him after class, gushing about the late-night walk you went on with Malleus yesterday and shoving cute little polaroid photos in his face does Trein begin to trust the fae. He makes sure to scold you for not being asleep at that time, yes, but he stares at one of the photographs for way too long, imagining you and Malleus as him and his late wife for a moment. A small smile appears on his face. However, he canโt help but think that the two of you are down a similar path; the happiest marriage ever, kids, and one lover outliving the other. A tragedy, but heโll let you enjoy it while it lasts just like he did. As long as youโre happy.
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*เฉโฉโงโห friends forever
summary: a beaded competition for yuu's affections type of post: drabbles characters: all students additional info: platonic or romantic, gender neutral reader, reader is yuu, based on an ask I got a while ago, fluffy, predictable sappy ending
Word travels fast at Night Raven College.
Gossip, secrets, whispers exchanged in the darkened halls, from student to professor, to professor to ghost, to student again.
The Ramshackle Prefect was beaming, bright as the dawn itself on Monday morning, a string of blue plastic beads on one arm. They seldom smiled so much, and for good reason- but Monday, they were glowing, holding out their wrist, and telling anyone who would listen about the gift their "best friend" had given them. It was an enthralling sight.
Deuce Spade, the poor, sweet boy, had become patient zero.
Word travels faster at Night Raven College when it's about the Prefect.
Deuce Spade had claimed title of best friend with a string and sixteen translucent plastic beads, something that made Ace Trappola itch. He didn't care! He didn't! Of course, he stayed up all night, trying and failing and trying again, to tie the tiny knot on a black-and-red beaded bracelet. But that didn't mean he cared!
It's on your arm, right above Deuce's, on Tuesday.
"Thank you, Ace!" you had smiled, announcing it to the entire unbirthday party. "You really are my best friend!"
Ace looked over his shoulder to smugly grin at his dormmates. "Aww, this old thing? It's nothing, just thought your wrist looked a little lonely with only one,"
It was a rather strange sight: the housewarden of Heartslabyul, his scepter and crown set to the side, his back hunched as he strung black, red, and gold beads over his desk that night. Riddle Rosehearts marched over to you first thing in the morning, set his bracelet in your waiting palm, and marched away, his face redder than his hair.
Trey Clover had forgotten all about homework, promising Deuce two week's worth of dish duty in exchange for beads and string. Forest green and black. He was too shy to give it to you himself, and left it at your doorstep in a basket of tea leaves and leftover tart. It smells of vanilla.
Cater Diamond made sure to snap a pic of his bracelet on your arm, black, red, and orange beads, with his and your initials right next to each other. "#BFFs #besties"
His Magicam story was viewed over 6,000 times.
...Mostly by the same people, over and over.
Ruggie Bucchi had a different take on the situation. See, he didn't have the kinda cash to spend on beads and string and fancy charms, and so you wore a striking dandelion crown to your classes on Thursday morning.
Jack Howl braided you a simple, brown-stringed band to wear on your wrist or ankle or wherever you liked it. You had told him you loved it, rumor said.
Then, all came to a halt.
Word spread that Leona Kingscholar had tried gifting you an expensive, golden-beaded bracelet from his home, (one that would haven taken up half your forearm), and you had refused it. You couldn't possibly accept such a nice gift, you said.
You would, as it seemed, only accept handmade friendship bracelets.
Kalim al-Asim kept Jamil Viper up all night, weaving and unweaving, beading and unbeading, doing and redoing and redoing again, until he had perfected your friendship bracelet in all colors of the rainbow. Little did he know that Jamil had already given you one that afternoon. It smelled of spices, giving away the fact that he had made it in between cooking meals.
Azul Ashengrotto told his staff he was taking a morning off to study, went to the beach, and collected shells in every shape and color. He strung them on black fishing line, and smiled as he gave them to you, free of charge. "Just something to remember me by when I'm away," he said, his face redder than it felt.
Floyd Leech had started one, but became bored of the tedious beading after ten minutes and decided to dedicate his next basketball win to you instead. Jade Leech finished it, and, while his brother was distracted, lined the teal-and-black striped beads with mushroom-shaped charms.
Vil Schoenheit never half-asses anything, friendship bracelet or not. He would do most anything to hear those sweet words of thanks on your lips (not that he'd admit it), even if that means taking hours out of his busy schedule to dye white yarn in wine and weave it with his gilded initials and red, bejeweled hearts. He likes seeing himself on you.
Rook Hunt, ever the nonconformist, fashions you a necklace out of broken bow strings and an arrowhead from his favorite quiver. He puts it on you himself, his fingers brushing against your throat and lingering on the back of your neck for a moment too long, as if enjoying the feeling of your heartbeat.
But Epel Felmier outdoes them all.
For on Friday morning, you come to class with a bracelet of lavender-painted wooden beads, his initials carved into the soft oak, and he comes in wearing the same bracelet, but with yours.
How had no one thought to make a matching one for themselves???
Idia Shroud 3D prints a bracelet in your favorite color, and Ortho Shroud engraves the flat surface with your favorite characters... they make two more for themselves, as if in a sort of secret club. It gives Idia quite the thrill to think about, though he'd never say it.
Sebek Zigvolt hmphs at the idea of showing such loyalty to a mere human, until Silver and Lilia Vanrouge return from an early morning stroll with baskets of acorns, flowers, and pine nuts for bracelet-making. Sebek and Silver both make theirs in earthy wooden tones and shimmering shades of rose and violet. Lilia sneaks in a few animal teeth and bone fragments. For good luck.
Malleus Draconia, tedious as it is, spends his Sunday morning spinning his own string, and lining it with beads, tiny in his hands, and small pieces of smooth glass and stone from Ramshackle. He gifts it to you with a blessing, a promise of your eternal friendship, in this world and the next.
By the end of the week, your arms are heavy with beads, shells, stone, nuts, flowers, and charms, covered from wrist to elbow. You can't move without sounding like a wind chime, jingling and clinking with each step.
Your friends eagerly await your praises, not-so-subtly asking which bracelet is your favorite, or, frankly, who is your best friend?
You promise an answer soon.
Thus, on Monday morning, you arrive with only one bracelet.
Sloppily made, in soft blues and grays, with the cut-out logo of a tuna can label stuck to your wrist, and a smiling Grim holding the hand beneath it.
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Choose Us!
In which you have to decide on a dorm to become part of.
Part 2: You choose the dorm
"You're serious?" you blink at Crowley, half-expecting Grim to wake you up from this fever dream. "I can move into any dorm?"
Crowley clasps his hands together with a benevolent smile that doesn't quite match his usual dramatic flair. "Indeed, my dear prefect! It's the least I can do to ensure your safety and comfort!"
Grim looks up from where heโs gnawing on a suspiciously burnt sofa leg. "Wait, what about me?!"
"Youโll go where the prefect goes, naturally," Crowley waves off Grimโs protests. "Now, chop-chop! Let me know your decision by the end of the day."
And just like that, he floats out of Ramshackle, leaving you standing in the middle of the chaos.
Heartslabyul
The second you hit send in the group chat, you regret everything. Ace and Deuce donโt even wait for you to explain. Within minutes, theyโre barging into Ramshackle like the Kool-Aid Man.
โHeartslabyul!โ Ace yells, grabbing one of your arms.
โObviously Heartslabyul!โ Deuce hollers, seizing the other.
โI havenโt even decidedโโ
โBlasphemy!โ Ace gasps, as if youโd just insulted his mother. โWeโre your best friends, how could you even think about choosing another dorm?โ
Deuce nods fervently, dragging you toward the door. โHeartslabyulโs clean! Organized! Youโd thrive there!โ
"And the desserts!" Ace adds. "Think of the desserts!"
Before you know it, you're shoved into Heartslabyulโs rose garden, where Riddle is waiting with the most extravagant tea party setup youโve ever seen. Thereโs a towering cake, delicate pastries, and enough tea to drown Grim.
โI thought you might need proper refreshments while considering your options,โ Riddle says, adjusting his posture like he isnโt secretly trying to sway you. โOf course, I have no preference where you go. Iโm merely concerned for your well-being.โ
Trey hands you a plate with the biggest, most immaculate slice of cake youโve ever seen. โYouโd fit right in here, you know,โ he says kindly. โWeโre all about structure and careโฆ and good desserts.โ
"Plus," Cater slides in with a grin, โimagine all the cool pics we could take together! #DormGoals, am I right? You and me chilling in Heartslabyul, like, all the time?โ
Riddle clears his throat loudly. โThis isnโt about favoritism, mind you. But if you were to choose Heartslabyul, youโd be part of a dorm that values discipline and respect for the rules.โ
Ace nudges you with a smirk. โIgnore him. Just think of all the times Iโll sneak you extra tarts.โ
You glance around at the hopeful stares. Grimโs already halfway into a tart he snatched off the table. โI feel like Iโm being ambushed.โ
โOh, you are,โ Ace says shamelessly.
Savanaclaw
You stumble out of the Heartslabyul tea party, feeling like youโve consumed enough sugar to fuel a small country. Before you can even catch your breath, a shadow looms over you, and suddenly, you're hoisted into the air like a sack of potatoes.
โWhat theโJACK?!โ you squawk, flailing as he throws you over his shoulder like you weigh nothing.
โYouโre coming with me,โ Jack grunts, completely unfazed by your protests. โYou need to see why Savanaclaw is the best dorm for you.โ
โI can walk, you know!โ you huff, punching his back.
He ignores you. โNot fast enough.โ
By the time he sets you down, youโre in the middle of Savanaclawโs common area, where Ruggie is lounging on one of the couches, counting a suspiciously thick wad of cash. Leonaโs sprawled out nearby, pretending to nap, though his ears twitch at the sound of your arrival.
Ruggie grins as soon as he spots you. โAh, perfect timing! I was just telling Leona how we could totally use someone like you here. Right, boss?โ
Leona cracks one eye open and yawns, his tone dripping with disinterest. โTch. Donโt care. They can do whatever they want.โ
โThatโs funny,โ Ruggie says, nudging Leona hard enough to make him growl, โโcause I distinctly remember you sayingโand I quoteโโIf they donโt pick Savanaclaw, everyone else can rot.โโ
Leona sits up, glaring daggers at Ruggie. โI said no such thing.โ
โSure you didnโt,โ Ruggie snickers before turning back to you, his grin as wide as a hyenaโs. โAnyway, check this out. Leona generously donated some funds to help you... you know, see the light.โ
He shoves the wad of cash into your hands. You blink at it. โWhat am I supposed to do with this?โ
โWhatever you want! Snacks, clothes, bribes for your annoying friends in Heartslabyulโฆโ
Leona groans and drags a hand down his face. โYouโre making us look desperate.โ
โWe? Speak for yourself, Your Highness.โ Ruggie winks at you. โHeโs just mad โcause he doesnโt know how to be subtle.โ
Leona slouches further into his seat, watching you through half-lidded eyes. โLook, Herbivore, if you wanna be around people who wonโt coddle you, Savanaclawโs where itโs at. We donโt do tea parties hereโโ
โObviously,โ you mutter, thinking about the claw marks on the furniture.
โโbut weโll actually challenge you to grow stronger. You canโt get that in the other dorms.โ
Jack nods. โHeโs right. And weโve got the best training facilities on campus.โ
Ruggie waves a hand dismissively. โYeah, yeah, trainingโs cool and all, but letโs focus on what really matters. Free snacks. Awesome vibes. Me.โ
Leona rolls his eyes. โYouโre going to scare them off.โ
You cross your arms, trying to ignore the way Leonaโs ears flick every time you shift your weight. โSoโฆ are you guys going to bribe me with anything besides money and vibes?โ
Leona smirks. โWhat, isnโt my dazzling personality enough?โ
Ruggie snorts. โOh, sure. Thatโs totally why people flock to you.โ
You canโt help but laugh, and Leonaโs eyes soften just a little, though he quickly turns his head like he doesnโt care.
โIโll think about it,โ you say, handing the wad of cash back to Ruggie, who immediately starts recounting it like youโve stolen some.
โBetter think fast,โ Leona mutters, though thereโs the faintest curve of a smile on his lips.
Octavinelle
As you trudge back to Ramshackle, your brain still processing Savanaclawโs โrecruitment tactics,โ a pair of arms suddenly wrap around you, lifting you clean off the ground.
โShrimpy!โ Floyd crows, spinning you around like youโre a prize he just won at a carnival.
โFLOYD! Put me down!โ you shout, flailing uselessly in his grip.
โNah, I got orders,โ he says, grinning ear to ear as he hauls you off toward the Mostro Lounge.
By the time youโre unceremoniously deposited (read: still stuck in Floydโs arms like a glorified teddy bear), youโre face-to-face with Azul and Jade, both of whom look way too pleased with themselves.
โAh, perfect timing!โ Azul says, standing up from his chair with his signature business smile. โWeโve been eagerly awaiting your arrival. Have a seat!โ
โI would if Floyd let me down,โ you deadpan, glaring at the tall eel holding you like a sack of seaweed.
โNah, youโre comfy,โ Floyd chirps, tightening his grip as if daring you to try escaping.
Azul clears his throat, pulling out a scroll of parchment that looks suspiciously like a contract. โAhem. Now, as I was sayingโletโs discuss the many benefits of joining Octavinelle. For starters, we pride ourselves on being a dorm of intellect and resourcefulness. Here, youโll have access to unmatched networking opportunities, a plethora of unique beverages crafted by Jade himself, andโshould you agreeโmy personal mentorship in matters ofโฆ negotiation.โ
He flashes you a grin that screams, This is totally not suspicious at all.
Jade slides a glass of something shimmering and iridescent across the table toward you. โI would be delighted to name you our official taste tester. Imagine the prestige of being the first to try all myโฆ experimental creations.โ
You eye the drink like it might explode. โDefine โexperimental.โโ
Jade smiles serenely. โYouโll find out.โ
โDonโt be shy, Shrimpy!โ Floyd chimes in, shifting you in his arms so youโre now sitting sideways like some sort of royal guest. โYouโd have so much fun here. Weโve got good food, good drinks, and me.โ
Azul adjusts his glasses, sliding the contract closer to you. โAnd, of course, weโve prepared a special position for you. All you have to do is sign right here, and Octavinelle will officially welcome you as our newest member.โ
You glance at the contract, then at the three of themโAzulโs scheming smile, Jadeโs unsettling calmness, and Floydโs unnervingly enthusiastic grin.
โI feel like this is a trap,โ you say.
โItโs not a trap,โ Floyd says immediately, which makes you even more suspicious.
Azul leans forward, steepling his fingers. โI assure you, everything is perfectly legitimate. Now, shall we seal the deal?โ
โOr,โ you say, leaning back as far as Floydโs grip will allow, โI could not.โ
Jade hums thoughtfully, handing you another drink. โAt least try the beverages before you decide.โ
Azul smirks. โIโm sure a sip or two will convince you.โ
You glance at the drink, then back at Azul. โIs this bribery?โ
โItโs persuasion,โ he corrects smoothly.
โSame thing.โ
Floyd suddenly squeezes you tight, grinning down at you. โCโmon, Shrimpy. Just say yes already! Iโll carry you everywhere. Betcha Heartslabyul and Savanaclaw didnโt offer that.โ
You sigh, resting your head in your hands. This was going to be a long night.
Scarabia
You barely make it out of Octavinelle alive (or at least with your dignity and soul intact) when youโre immediately ambushed again.
โPrefect!โ Kalimโs voice rings out, and before you can even process the sound, youโre being yanked into a whirlwind of color, music, andโฆ is that confetti?
You blink as Scarabia's lounge comes into view, transformed into what can only be described as a full-blown festival. Tables are piled high with food, lanterns glow in warm hues, and cheerful music fills the air.
โSurprise!โ Kalim grins, throwing his arms wide like he just gifted you the world. โWelcome to Scarabia! We threw a party just for you!โ
โAโฆ party?โ you repeat, still trying to figure out how you got here so fast.
โYep!โ Kalim grabs your hands, his golden eyes shining with pure, unfiltered excitement. โI thought, โWhatโs the best way to convince you to join us?โ And then I thought, โA party! Everyone loves parties!โโ
Before you can respond, a plate stacked with delicious-looking food appears in front of you, courtesy of none other than Jamil.
โEat,โ he says simply, pushing the plate closer.
โOh, uh, thanks?โ you mumble, picking up a fork.
Jamil nods, then leans in slightly, his voice low and almost conspiratorial. โThis is just a taste of what Scarabia has to offer. Stick around, and Iโll make sure youโre well-fed every day. Properly fed.โ
You pause mid-bite, noticing the way he emphasizes the word โproperly,โ like he knows exactly how many instant noodles youโve been living off of.
Kalim, meanwhile, is still giving you the most devastating puppy-dog eyes youโve ever seen. โYouโll join, right? Weโd have so much fun together! And think of all the parties we could throw! Oh, and I can get you anything you want! Name it, and itโs yours!โ
You glance between Kalimโs hopeful grin and Jamilโs subtle but persuasive bribes.
Jamil catches your hesitation and sighs, placing yet another dish in front of you. โLook, Iโll even help you stay on top of your work. Youโre clearly the type who needs someone dependable around.โ
โHey!โ you protest, only for him to raise an eyebrow as if to say, Am I wrong?
โPlease?โ Kalim chimes in, practically bouncing in place. โItโll be so much fun! And I really, really want you to join. Scarabia would be perfect for you!โ
You groan internally, stuffing another bite of food into your mouth just to avoid answering. Between Kalimโs overwhelming enthusiasm and Jamilโs quiet determination, youโre starting to think Scarabia might actually succeed in breaking your will.
Youโre doomed. Arenโt you?
Pomefiore
You stumble out of Scarabia, clutching your overstuffed stomach and wondering how youโve made it this far without officially losing your sanity. Taking the long way around campus to avoid any more ambushes seems like the best ideaโyouโve had enough dorm propaganda for one day.
Or so you thought.
Youโre halfway through the forest, breathing a sigh of relief at the quiet, whenโ
โBonjour, mon cher trรฉsor!โ
You shriek as Rook appears out of thin air. Where did he even come from? Why is there sparkly lighting behind him? Is this even allowed?
โRook! Whatโwhat are you doing here?!โ
โAh, I see you were clever enough to evade the others,โ he says, ignoring your question entirely. โBut you cannot escape me, the hunter of beauty! Pomefiore awaits, mon ami!โ
Before you can protest, heโs scooped you up bridal style and is sprinting through the forest with unnatural speed, his laughter echoing ominously.
โThis isnโt fair! Youโre cheating!โ you yell, flailing helplessly.
โAllโs fair in love, war, and dorm recruitment, non?โ
You soon find yourself unceremoniously plopped down in the middle of Pomefioreโs lounge. Vil is waiting with his arms crossed and an unreadable expression, though the way his foot taps against the floor suggests heโs less than pleased.
โHonestly,โ Vil sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose. โWas the theatrics really necessary, Rook?โ
โAlways,โ Rook replies with a wink.
Epel is off to the side, clearly trying not to laugh at your predicament while casually carving an apple.
โWell,โ Vil says, straightening his posture and fixing you with a regal gaze. โIโve heard about thisโฆ situation of yours. Joining Pomefiore would be the obvious choice. After all, we are the epitome of elegance and refinement. It would be a privilege for you to stay here, and I might even be able to do something about yourโฆ appearance.โ
You blink. "What's wrong with my appearance?โ
Vil waves a hand dismissively. โNothing I canโt fix. Consider it a favor.โ
Epel, meanwhile, sidles up next to you, whispering conspiratorially โDonโt listen to him. Heโs just tryna butter you up. But, uhโฆ you should totally join Pomefiore anyway. Look, I brought you some fresh juice from Harveston. And this apple.โ
You glance at the carved apple heโs offering. Itโs shaped like a little heart.
โEpel,โ Vil scolds, glaring at him. โStop bribing them. Thatโs hardly dignified.โ
โWell, itโs working, isnโt it?โ Epel shoots back, crossing his arms. โI just think we need someone whoโll actually get how hard it is to survive your routines. And they seem cool. So there.โ
You feel your brain short-circuiting as Vil and Epel start bickering in front of you. Rook stands off to the side, watching with sparkling eyes like heโs witnessing a masterpiece.
Somehow, you feel like this is still less stressful than Scarabia. But only barely.
Ignihyde
You somehow manage to escape Pomefiore in one piece, though your mind feels like itโs been through a blender. Youโre determined to finally make it back to Ramshackle without incident whenโ
โPrefect!โ
You freeze mid-step as Ortho zooms into view, his boosters glowing bright blue. Before you can even blink, he grabs your arm with surprising strength.
โIgnihyde is next!โ he announces cheerfully, starting to lift you off the ground.
โWait, wait!โ you shout, flailing. โI can walk! Please, Iโve been carried around like a stolen handbag all day!โ
Ortho tilts his head, his LED eyes flickering. โOhโฆ okay! As long as you promise to come willingly!โ
You nod frantically. โI promise! Just no more flying, please.โ
Satisfied, Ortho takes your hand and leads you to Ignihyde. The journey is mercifully uneventful, though you can feel your soul leaving your body as you realize whatโs waiting for you inside.
Sure enough, Idia is hunched over in the corner of the lounge, a laptop balanced precariously on a stack of game boxes. The moment you enter, the screen lights up with a title slide: โTop 10 Reasons Why You Should Join Ignihydeโ in bold, glowing text.
โOh, youโre here,โ Idia mutters, adjusting his hoodie nervously. His hair flickers faintly pink at the tips. โUh, okay, soโyeah, uhโwelcome? Or whatever. Letโs, um, get this over with.โ
He clicks to the first slide, which is an overwhelming wall of text filled with bullet points, charts, and what looks like a meme of a cat wearing glasses.
โReason number one,โ Idia starts, stumbling over his words. โUm, weโre quiet? Like, no loud parties or annoying socializing. Uhโฆ unless you count Ortho, but, uh, heโs not that bad. And you can play games as much as you want. Or watch anime. Orโuhโjust chill. Yeah.โ
Ortho, standing nearby, nods enthusiastically. โIgnihyde is perfect for you! And Brother worked really hard on this presentation!โ
You glance at Idia, whoโs clearly fighting for his life to make eye contact with you. He clicks to the next slide, which is just a stock photo of a cozy room.
โReason number two,โ he continues. โWe, uh, have good Wi-Fi? Like, really good. You could stream in 4K if you wanted to. Not that youโd want to. Or maybe you would? Uhโฆ I dunno. Anyway.โ
His hair flickers a deeper pink, and he clicks to the next slide. Itโs a crudely edited photo of you and him standing next to each other in front of a glowing Ignihyde logo. Youโre not sure whether to be impressed or deeply concerned.
He glances at you, his expression oddly hopeful. โSo, uhโฆ what do you think?โ
You can feel Ortho practically vibrating next to you, his bright smile threatening to blind you. Meanwhile, Idia is trying (and failing) to look indifferent, but the way his fingers tap anxiously on the laptop betrays him.
โIโllโฆ think about it,โ you say carefully, not having the heart to crush Idiaโs dreams outright.
His hair sparks bright pink for a split second before he slams the laptop shut, muttering something about โoverheating processorsโ and โinput overload.โ
Ortho cheers. โYay! I knew youโd see how great we are!โ
You manage a weak smile, already planning your escape route.
Diasomnia
Youโre so closeโso, so closeโto finally making it back to Ramshackle when the universe decides to remind you that peace is but a fleeting dream.
โAh, there you are!โ
You barely have time to scream before Lilia literally materializes out of thin air, grabbing you by the arm and dragging you into a swirling vortex of green light.
โWait, NOโโ
Too late. Youโre already standing in the middle of Diasomniaโs lounge, disoriented and ready to file a restraining order against anyone with teleportation magic.
Malleus looks up from where heโs seated, eyebrows raising slightly. โChild of man? What brings you here?โ
โGreat news, Malleus!โ Lilia chirps, dropping you onto the couch like a sack of potatoes. โTheyโre choosing a dorm to transfer to, and we couldnโt possibly let them pick anywhere but Diasomnia!โ
Malleus freezes, his eyes wide with surprise, before his expression shifts into one of regal determination. He rises from his seat, his imposing height making you feel like a pebble in the presence of a mountain.
โIs this true?โ he asks, his voice deep and serious. โYouโre choosing a new dorm?โ
โUh, yeah, butโโ
โThen it must be Diasomnia.โ His tone leaves no room for argument. โHere, you will be protected. No harm shall come to you under my watch. Andโฆโ He pauses, his eyes gleaming with excitement. โI have a gargoyle in my room. A fine specimen. You would enjoy its company.โ
You blink. โ...A gargoyle?โ
โYes,โ Malleus says with absolute sincerity, as though thatโs the most convincing argument in the world.
Before you can process that, Sebek practically throws himself to the floor in front of you, bowing with the intensity of a knight swearing fealty.
โHuman!โ he bellows. โYou must choose Diasomnia! To live anywhere else would be an insult to the Young Masterโs unparalleled grace and power! Surely, you can see this is the only logical choice!โ
โSebek,โ Silver mumbles from his spot on the couch, not even bothering to open his eyes. โMaybe let them decide for themselves.โ
โBut, Silver!โ Sebek protests, his voice trembling with the sheer force of his conviction. โThe honor! The prestige!โ
Meanwhile, Lilia floats into view, holding a plate ofโฆ something. โDonโt worry about dinner, dear. Iโve prepared a feast for you! Go on, take a bite.โ
You stare at the plate. It looks like it might be alive. โIโmโฆ good, thanks.โ
โNonsense! You need to keep your strength up!โ Lilia insists, thrusting the plate closer to your face.
Silver sighs, finally sitting up. โYou should just do what feels right,โ he says, offering you a calm, reassuring smile. โDonโt let them pressure you.โ
You glance between Malleusโs earnest expression, Sebekโs passionate pleas, and Liliaโsโฆ questionable cooking. Your stomach growls, but youโre not sure if itโs hunger or the beginnings of a panic attack.
One thingโs for sure: if you survive this day, youโre going to need therapy.
The sun is setting by the time you finally drag your aching body back to Ramshackle. The dorm looms ahead, creaky and crumbling, but for once, it feels like a safe haven compared to the dorm-hopping marathon you just survived.
As you step inside, youโre greeted by the unmistakable voice of your ever-demanding feline companion. โThere you are! What took ya so long? Iโve been waitinโ forever!โ
Grim is sprawled on the couch, a can of tuna already half-empty beside him. He squints at you suspiciously. โSo? Which dorm are we movinโ to?โ
You groan, flopping face-first onto the nearest piece of semi-clean furniture. โI havenโt decided yet.โ
โWhat?!โ Grim squawks, leaping onto the armrest beside you. โWhat do ya mean you havenโt decided? This is important! We gotta pick one where I can get the most tuna, yโknow?โ
You tilt your head just enough to glare at him. โOh, sure. Let me just base my entire living situation on your snack preferences.โ
Grim puffs up, indignant. โHey! Iโve been puttinโ up with this dump longer than anyone! I deserve to have a say!โ
You sigh, the weight of the day finally catching up to you. Somehow, Grim being his usual self is oddly comforting after everything. No bribes, no PowerPoints, no gargoyle sales pitchesโjust Grim being Grim.
โCan we talk about this tomorrow?โ you mumble, your voice muffled by the cushion. โIโm too tired to think.โ
Grim eyes you for a moment before huffing. โFine. But donโt take too long, got it? Iโm not stickinโ around this dump forever!โ
With that, he hops off to raid the kitchen, leaving you alone to sink further into the furniture. You stare at the ceiling, your brain too fried to process anything else.
Tomorrow. Youโll deal with it tomorrow. For now, all you want is to sleep in your creaky, drafty old dorm. At least here, no oneโs trying to kidnap you.
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Love your storiesโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฅ๏ธ Could I request the female reader falling asleep on their boyfriends lap with the dorm leaders and vice dorm leaders + Floyd? Thank you.
In the Comfort of You
( โง ) โโโโโโ boyfriend stories . fluff - she/her .
- [๐๐ก.] dorm leaders . vice dorm leaders + floyd
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Note: Aww, this prompt is actually so cute are you kidding! I came back from my dance comp early so I celebrated by writing again! (*ยฏ๏ธถยฏ*)
Riddle Rosehearts
It was a quiet afternoon in Heartslabyul, the garden unusually still after a morning of chaos. The usual string of rules, order, and unexpected mushroom inspections had tired out even the strictest members. The sun filtered through the rose bushes, scattering golden flecks across the picnic blanket laid out under the gazebo. The breeze rustled the leaves above, and the faint smell of strawberry tarts lingered in the air.
Riddle sat upright, posture perfect, a book open in his lap. He was mid-sentence when he felt a shift beside him.
You, his girlfriend, had been curled up at his side for a while, your head resting lightly on his shoulder. But now, slowly, without a word, you repositioned yourself and laid your head fully in his lap.
He stiffened.
Rules. There were rules about propriety. About maintaining posture. About not being flustered in publicโeven if it was just you two in the garden. His brain fired through a checklist of what he should do. He should tell you to sit up. He should maintain boundaries.
But then he looked down.
Your face was peaceful, softened by sleep. A slight smile played on your lips, your chest rising and falling in a steady rhythm. One hand loosely held the hem of his jacket, as if even in sleep, you wanted to be close to him. You trusted him enough to rest like this. On him.
His heart stuttered.
Slowly, he placed the book aside and stared down at you, watching the way your lashes fluttered when the breeze tickled your cheeks. His hand hovered in the air for a long timeโunsureโbefore he finally brushed your hair away from your forehead, his fingers trembling slightly.
He had always been taught discipline, order, and responsibility. But with you? He felt human. Vulnerable. Safe.
His fingers lingered in your hair, stroking it gently.
โโฆI suppose... one nap isnโt against the rules,โ he murmured to himself.
He leaned back slightly, his other hand resting lightly across your back to make sure you didnโt roll off his lap. He felt warmth in his chest, unfamiliar and wonderful, like a sun blooming behind clouds. For once, Riddle Rosehearts didn't care about rules or appearances. Not when you looked so peaceful. Not when your presence filled his every thought.
And when you murmured his name softly in your sleep, like a prayer wrapped in trust?
He knew he'd never let anyone disturb this moment.
Not even the Queen of Hearts herself.
Trey Clover
The sun was setting over the Heartslabyul courtyard, painting the sky in sherbet hues. After a long day of baking sweets for the next unbirthday party, the scent of sugar and vanilla still clung to the air.
Trey had insisted on taking a breakโdragging you out into the garden with a blanket and leftover tarts. Youโd tried to protest, insisting you had homework, but he just smiled with that warm, steady patience of his and said, โYouโve earned a rest.โ
You sat beside him, legs stretched out, chewing lazily on a berry tart as he leaned against a tree trunk. His shirt sleeves were rolled up to the elbow, and his glasses had slipped slightly down the bridge of his nose as he read aloud from a half-open cookbook. You didnโt understand why he found recipe books so relaxing, but his voice was calm, familiar, grounding.
Eventually, the warmth of the setting sun and the soft cadence of his words started to lull you into a haze. Without thinking, you scooted closer and laid your head in his lap.
Treyโs voice trailed off.
He looked down at you, blinking once, then again. The way you curled into him, unguarded, so effortlessly vulnerableโit made his chest ache in the sweetest way. He smiled, one hand coming up to adjust his glasses, the other instinctively brushing along your arm.
โYou okay down there?โ he asked softly.
No response.
Your breathing was slow and even, lips slightly parted as you drifted deeper into sleep. Your hand rested on his thigh, fingers barely curled like you were holding onto the moment.
He chuckled under his breath. โGuess thatโs a yes.โ
With infinite gentleness, Trey shifted the tart plate out of the way and used his free hand to tuck your hair behind your ear. He watched the way the sunlight danced on your skin, how your eyelashes cast little shadows across your cheeks.
He didnโt move for a long while. Didnโt read. Didnโt speak. He just sat there, a steady presence while you slept on his lap. His thumb brushed lazy, affectionate circles on your shoulder.
โI hope you know,โ he said eventually, voice soft and low like a whisper in a dream, โI could sit like this forever.โ
His heart beat slow and full. This wasnโt the chaos of the kitchen, or the madness of Heartslabyul. This was something simpler. Sweeter. Like a quiet lull after the storm.
He leaned down slightly, pressing a feather-light kiss to your temple.
โSweet dreams, sugar.โ
Leona Kingscholar
It was one of those scorching afternoons in the Savannaclaw lounge. The heat had chased most students into the shadows, and the usual clamor had died down to a low hum. Leona had claimed his favorite sun-drenched couchโstretched out with one arm behind his head, the other lazily flipping through a textbook he had no real intention of reading.
You were sitting next to him, legs curled under you, chatting idly for a bit before trailing off. He barely registered the silence at firstโfigured you were just zoning out. But then something shifted.
You moved closer.
His ears twitched.
Without a word, you leaned over and placed your head directly on his lap. Justโboop. Laid down. Like it was the most natural thing in the world.
Leona froze.
He looked down slowly, like he couldnโt believe what just happened. There you were, his girl, sleeping soundly across his lap. Lips parted slightly, cheek pressed against his thigh, hands tucked under your chin. Peaceful. Completely knocked out.
For a moment, Leona just stared.
And thenโ
โโฆTch.โ He clicked his tongue, but it lacked any real bite. โYouโve got some nerve.โ
His hand hovered over you for a beat. He wanted to push you off, maybe grumble something about how he was supposed to be the lazy one, not you. But insteadโฆ
His fingers dipped into your hair.
It was light. Barely a touch. Just a lazy comb through your strands, again and again.
โBrat,โ he murmured, but his voice was soft, like the desert wind at night. โYou really just gonna sleep here without asking? On my lap?โ
And yet he didnโt move.
Didnโt complain.
Didnโt breathe too loudly for fear of waking you.
His tail swished lazily across the floor, betraying the contentment he pretended he didnโt feel. The warmth of your body against him made his eyelids droop, but he stayed awake, keeping a silent vigil.
He wouldnโt admit it, not in a thousand yearsโbut having you there, choosing him as your safe place to rest?
That meant more than all the crowns in the world.
He smirked, resting his head back.
โโฆGuess Iโll let you off this time.โ
Ruggie Bucchi
Ruggie wasnโt used to having time off. Between errands for Leona, club stuff, side hustles, and dodging various school responsibilities, โrelaxationโ wasnโt exactly on his schedule. But today? For some miraculous reason? He had an open hour. So he dragged you out behind the Savannaclaw dorm where the sun was warm, the grass was soft, and there were no chores to do.
He was halfway through telling you about some weird thing he saw in the cafeteria (โSwear on my grannyโs life, the mashed potatoes moved!โ) when he realized you werenโt laughing anymore.
He turned his head to lookโand there you were.
Head in his lap. Curled up like a cat in a sunbeam. Eyes closed. Asleep.
Ruggie blinked.
Once. Twice.
โโฆHuh?โ
He looked around like this was some kind of prank. โOi. Y/N?โ
No response.
A soft snore.
Ruggie stared down at you, your face squished slightly against his thigh, your fingers loosely gripping his hoodie. He didnโt know what to do with his hands at first. He held them up in the air like you were fragile and he might break you by accident.
He whispered, โโฆYou serious right now?โ
His face was bright red. Full-on red as a beet. But his heart? Beating like crazy. Fast and full and warm in a way that made his chest ache.
He glanced down again.
And slowly, hesitantly, the corner of his mouth tugged into a grin.
โHehโฆ cute.โ
Very carefully, he pulled his hoodie sleeve down and tucked it under your head like a makeshift pillow. Then he leaned back on his hands and looked up at the sky, his tail flicking lazily behind him.
โYou better not start drooling on me,โ he mutteredโbut there was no venom in it. Just affection.
He sat there quietly, keeping still even when his legs started to fall asleep. When you shifted a little and sighed in your sleep, he actually stopped breathing for a second.
Because no one ever reallyโฆ relaxed around him like that. Not like this. Not since he was a kid in the slums of the Sunset Savanna. Thisโbeing someoneโs safe placeโwas something new. Something precious.
And heโd fight anyone who tried to ruin it.
Even if heโd totally deny that later.
Azul Ashengrotto
The Lounge had closed for the night. The clink of glassware had faded, the last customer long gone, and the velvet curtains drawn tight. Everything was bathed in that dim oceanic glow Octavinelle was known forโdeep blues and the shimmer of water against stone.
Azul had finally finished sorting through contracts, sighing in satisfaction as he slid the last document into its folder. You were already sitting on the plush couch in the VIP room, legs tucked to the side, watching him with a soft smile on your lips.
โHard at work, as always,โ you teased lightly.
Azul chuckled, brushing his bangs back. โYou know how it is. A businessmanโs time is never his own.โ
โYouโve got time for me now though, right?โ
He hesitated only for a moment. โAlways.โ
You patted the space next to you. He sat, slightly stiff as alwaysโever the perfect posture. But he relaxed once you leaned against his shoulder. You chatted for a bit, your voice slowly trailing off as the atmosphere quieted. Your head slipped downward, resting lightly against his arm at firstโฆ then lowerโฆ until suddenly, Azul felt a shift.
He looked down to find your head in his lap.
Asleep.
Breathing gently.
Like it was the most natural thing in the world.
Azul froze. Completely. His hands hovered mid-air, his back went ramrod straight, and panic flickered in his mind like a school of darting fish.
What do I do? Is this allowed? Is she okay? What if she drools? What if Jade seesโoh seven seasโ
He dared to look down at your face. Your eyelashes fluttered faintly. Your lips were parted slightly, your expression peaceful. Unburdened. Completely unafraid.
The kind of peace Azul never had in his own head.
He felt his throat tighten.
You trusted himโhim, a calculating, manipulative, secret-wielding businessman enough to fall asleep on his lap.
โโฆYou really are bold,โ he whispered, voice breaking into a whisper. โButโฆ I suppose I canโt blame you.โ
Cautiously, as if worried heโd shatter the moment, Azul rested a hand against your shoulder and the otherโso slowlyโbegan to stroke your hair. The strands slipped through his fingers like sea silk. He watched you for what felt like hours, every so often brushing a strand out of your face or tracing the curve of your cheek with his thumb.
And for onceโฆ the silence wasnโt unnerving.
It was comforting.
โMaybe just a little longer,โ he murmured.
When Jade poked his head in later to report something, his eyes landed on the scene. He raised a browโbut said nothing.
Azul simply met his gaze, a faint smile playing on his lips. For once, he didnโt care about appearances.
Not when you were in his arms.
Jade Leech
The rainforest in the botanical garden was dim, warm, and filled with the sounds of dripping water and the flutter of hidden wings. Jade loved bringing you here after long daysโthe two of you wandering between the glowing mushrooms and thick vines, talking about strange creatures and even stranger students.
That evening, you had been unusually quiet.
Tired.
Heโd noticed. Of course he had. Jade noticed everything.
So, he suggested you rest.
You both sat on a stone bench nestled under an arch of glowing moss. The lights cast a soft green hue over the clearing. Jade had started telling you a storyโsome obscure tale about a deep-sea creature with a song that lured people into dreams.
And maybe it was his voiceโsmooth as silk, low and lullingโor maybe it was the way he ran his fingers lazily through the fern beside you, but soonโฆ
Your head slipped gently into his lap.
And you didnโt move again.
Jade blinked once, tilting his head ever so slightly.
โโฆOh my.โ
Your face was tilted toward him, cheek resting on the fabric of his uniform pants. Your breathing was deep, peaceful. Your body, curled like a cat, radiated warmth into his legs. You made not even the faintest sound.
And Jade?
Jade was frozenโbut not out of panic.
He was fascinated.
You trusted him enough to sleep here. On him. Fully vulnerable. Open. And you didnโt even seem to hesitate.
The corners of his lips curled upward into a smileโgenuine and serene.
โWell,โ he murmured, reaching out to gently brush your hair behind your ear, โyou are more interesting than any mushroom Iโve ever encountered.โ
He chuckled quietly, the sound blending into the soft symphony of the garden.
Jadeโs hand lingered in your hair, slow and thoughtful. He studied the way you clutched the fabric of his jacket with one hand, like you were anchoring yourself to him. And slowly, his usually composed heart began to thrum, unfamiliar and full.
No one ever rested near him this way.
No one dared.
But you did.
โYouโve caught me off guard,โ he whispered, almost reverently.
Not a trace of mischief in his toneโonly awe.
He leaned down slightly, brushing a kiss to your temple with an elegant tenderness only someone like him could manage.
โI wonder what youโre dreaming of,โ he said softly, his voice a promise. โWhatever it isโฆ I hope Iโm there.โ
And he stayed perfectly still, watching over you like a sentinel in the jungle. Not because he had toโbut because he wanted to.
Because you, in that moment, were the most precious thing in his world.
Floyd Leech
The tide was low in his mood today.
Everything felt boring. Club meetings dragged, the Lounge was quiet, and even scaring first-years didnโt give him the usual rush. He was sprawled out on one of the long couches in the Octavinelle dorm lounge, legs dangling off the side, one arm draped over his eyes.
You were with him, of courseโhis โShrimpy.โ His favorite toy. His favorite person.
Today, though, he wasnโt teasing you or playfully squeezing you until you squirmed. He was unusually quiet, lying still in a rare moment of calm. You sat beside him, chatting softly at first, your fingers absently tracing patterns into his arm.
But thenโฆ your voice faded.
Your hand stilled.
He peeked out from under his arm just in time to feel itโyour weight shifting as you gently curled up beside him, resting your head right on his stomach. A warm, sleepy sigh left your lips.
And then nothing.
You were asleep.
At first, Floyd just blinked, his mismatched eyes wide with surprise. โHuh?โ
He tilted his head forward, peering at you like a curious sea creature watching a pearl roll into its den.
โYou really knocked out, huh?โ
No answer. Just the sound of your soft breathing, face nestled into his hoodie, arms curled in like you were hugging a plush toy.
Floyd didnโt move.
Didnโt make a sound.
Insteadโฆ his grin slowly, slowly spread across his face.
โEheh~ Shrimpy... you really are something else.โ
He gently lifted his hand and let it fall over your back, his fingers splaying like seaweed, curling into the fabric of your shirt. He didnโt squeeze this time. No chaotic thrashing, no threats of โsqueeeezinโ ya โtil ya pop.โ Just the weight of his hand, steady and warm, like he was grounding himself in you.
His tailing mood melted like drift ice under sun.
You chose him.
To rest on. To trust. To fall asleep on, even knowing how temperamental he could be.
That tugged at something deep. Something primal and tender. He could feel his heartbeat slow to match yours, lulled by the rhythm of your breath.
โYouโre lucky I like you so much,โ he murmured, voice unusually low and gentle. โIf it were anybody else, Iโd have chomped โem by now for touchinโ me like this.โ
But he didnโt move. Not an inch.
He just laid there, arm wrapped around you, letting you use his body like a pillow made of seafoam and muscle.
And when you murmured his name in your sleepโbarely audible, just a breath?
Floyd melted entirely.
His grin softened, his head tilted back.
โโฆGuess Iโll nap too, then. But if I drool on ya, itโs your fault~โ
Kalim Al-asim
The palace-like halls of Scarabia were quiet in the golden haze of late afternoon. The sun poured through the arching windows, lighting the silken pillows in warm amber. It had been a long dayโflying carpets, music practice, and Kalim pulling you into at least three spontaneous dance circles.
Now, you were both on the balcony, surrounded by flower pots and colorful lanterns swaying in the breeze. Kalim had been talking excitedly about a festival his family hosted onceโa night where they lit a thousand paper lanterns and let them float into the sky.
You were curled beside him, resting against his side, nodding along as his hands animated every story.
But eventuallyโฆ your replies stopped.
He glanced down mid-sentence to find you still. Eyes closed. Breathing soft.
Your head had somehow found its way into his lap, resting there like it belonged. Your hands tucked under your cheek, your face tilted up toward him like you were dreaming of the stars heโd just described.
Kalimโs eyes widened.
โOh!โ
He clapped a hand over his mouth immediately, realizing how loud he was about to be.
โShe fell asleep,โ he whispered to himself, awed.
He looked down at you like you were made of starlight and gold.
You trusted him. You felt safe with him. So safe, in fact, that youโd fallen asleep in his lap under the open sky.
His heart soared.
โWowโฆโ he breathed.
He reached out, ever so gently, brushing a lock of hair from your forehead, his fingers trembling just slightly. Not from nervesโKalim was never shyโbut from the sheer overwhelming joy of the moment.
He wanted to laugh, to cheer, to kiss your forehead a hundred times.
But he didnโt.
He sat still, barely breathing, his smile wide and wonder-filled.
โYouโre so beautiful like this,โ he whispered, his voice full of love. โLike a dream.โ
He looked up at the sky, watching the clouds drift by, and then down again at you. His fingers found yours, lacing them together gently.
Kalimโs world was fast, bright, full of noise and song. But this?
This was a quiet kind of joy.
One that filled his chest like sweet air and didnโt need to be shouted.
He leaned down, kissed the crown of your head, and rested his cheek gently against your hair.
โIf I had a thousand stars,โ he whispered, โIโd give them all to you.โ
And there, under the setting sun, with the breeze carrying hints of jasmine and warmth, Kalim stayed absolutely stillโjust a boy in love, holding his world in his lap.
Jamil Viper
It was lateโwell past the quiet hours in Scarabia. The sun had long since dipped behind the dunes, and the dorm was bathed in a soft, warm glow from hanging lanterns. The courtyard had emptied after a long day of activities, and only the hush of wind through palm trees and the distant trickle of water from the fountain remained.
Jamil sat beneath the archway overlooking the open courtyard, dressed down in his lounge clothesโsimple, dark, loose-fitting, no frills. His shoulders were slouched, rare for someone always so tightly wound. You were beside him, curled up with your legs tucked under you, slowly leaning more and more his way.
The conversation had started casuallyโstories about Kalimโs antics, about classes, about the endless list of responsibilities Jamil was juggling. But as you listened, your replies grew quieter, slowerโฆ
And before he could even finish a sentence, he felt it.
Your head, gentle and warm, settled right into his lap.
Jamil went completely still.
He looked down, blinking, utterly silent.
โโฆYou fell asleep?โ
He could hardly believe it. There you wereโhis girlfriendโjustโฆ sleeping on him like it was natural. No hesitation. No fear. Just soft breath against his stomach and one hand lightly curled in his hoodie.
And him?
He didnโt move a muscle.
Jamil wasnโt used to this kind of closeness without strings. He wasnโt used to someone resting on him, not needing anything, not demanding he do something, fix something, prove something.
You were just there.
Sleeping.
Trusting him.
He swallowed hard, his heartbeat loud in his ears. One of his hands hovered above your shoulder, hesitant, as if afraid touching you would wake youโor worse, make the moment disappear.
But then, with a quiet exhale, he let his hand fall gently into your hair.
Fingers threaded through the strands slowly. Carefully. Like you were made of delicate silk.
โY/Nโฆโ he whispered, barely audible.
There was a softness in his eyes no one else ever got to see. He didnโt know if you could hear him in your sleepโbut it didnโt matter.
โYou really donโt know what you do to me.โ
He leaned back against the pillar, staring up at the night sky, the stars peeking through the edges of the courtyard ceiling. For once, he allowed himself a moment of stillness. No planning. No scheming. No worrying about Kalim or school or a hundred responsibilities.
Just you.
Warm and trusting in his arms.
And Jamilโquiet, calmโstayed perfectly still, the ghost of a smile on his lips as he brushed his thumb over your temple.
โIf this is a dream,โ he whispered, โI donโt want to wake up.โ
Vil Schoenheit
The dressing room was quiet.
For once.
The glow of vanity lights lined the mirror, casting golden halos over the room. Bottles, brushes, powders, everything meticulously organized in Vilโs space. You had been keeping him company after his rehearsalโwatching him take off his stage makeup with gentle, practiced motions, each movement like part of a performance in itself.
You sat beside him on the plush velvet chaise, your posture proper at first, engaged in conversation. He was mid-rant about a classmateโs awful skincare routine (heaven help them), and you had smiled, eyes soft, head tilted just slightly.
And thenโฆ
You slumped sideways.
Right into his lap.
Vilโs breath hitched, and he looked down, mouth parted slightly in surprise.
Youโฆ fell asleep?
On him?
โDarling?โ he said quietly, brushing his fingers against your shoulder. No response.
Your face was tilted toward him, cheek gently pressed against his thigh, lashes brushing the top of your cheek, lips parted just slightly. You looked so peaceful. So still.
So unaware of how tightly youโd gripped his heart in that moment.
Vil slowly exhaled, lowering his hand to rest on your back. His other handโstill elegant, still carrying the last remnants of lotionโhovered over your hair. And then, with featherlight grace, he began to smooth it back, careful not to disturb your rest.
โSleeping on a chaise,โ he murmured. โThatโs hardly ideal posture.โ
But his voice had no edge. No scolding. Justโฆ gentle amusement.
Vil Schoenheit was used to controlโhis appearance, his schedule, his image. And yet, here you were, disrupting all of that with a single act of vulnerability. Trusting him with your body in its most unguarded state.
And it didnโt irritate him.
It moved him.
โThis isโฆ dangerous,โ he whispered. โYou lower my guard far too easily.โ
He gazed at you for a long while, memorizing the curve of your face in the soft light. The way your hand rested atop his knee like it belonged there. The softness of your lips, the warmth of your breath.
Vil had been photographed a thousand times, posed beside the most beautiful people in the world.
But this?
This was the most beautiful moment he had ever been part of.
He gently tugged a silk throw blanket from the back of the chaise and draped it over your shoulders, careful not to shift your head. Then, leaning down, he pressed a kiss to your templeโsoft, reverent, full of unspoken feeling.
โYouโll be the ruin of me, schatz,โ he whispered. โAnd I wouldnโt have it any other way.โ
Rook Hunt
The sun had long since begun its descent, draping the vast grounds of NRC in a golden veil. The lush gardens behind Pomefiore dorm basked in that soft honey light, petals curling gently like sleepy sighs, and even the breeze seemed to hush itself to a lullaby. Rook Hunt sat on a stone bench nestled beneath an arch of ivy and lavender, legs crossed with poetic elegance, one arm draped along the benchโs edge, the other cradling a small leather-bound book of Baudelaireโs poetry.
But he had not turned a page in fifteen minutes.
His gaze, normally so sharp and brimming with curiosity, had softened completelyโlocked onto you, his beloved, curled up in the safest of sanctuaries: his lap.
You hadnโt meant to fall asleep, of course. It had started with just leaning against him, the sun warming your back and his hand absentmindedly carding through your hair, twirling strands like golden thread between his fingers. His voice had been low, reciting French verses with a soft lilt, letting the words flutter into the air like butterflies. Somewhere between the cadence of his voice, the scent of lilacs, and the rise and fall of his breathing, sleep had stolen you away.
And Rookโฆ was absolutely enchanted.
โOh, mon angeโฆโ he whispered, barely audible, his breath brushing against the crown of your head.
He didnโt dare move. His usually ever-restless energy was still for onceโhis stillness more reverent than any silence in the cathedral. Your cheek was resting just over his thigh, your arms folded like a childโs under your head. A soft sigh escaped your lips every now and then, the kind that melted straight into his chest.
It was an intimacy far beyond a stolen kiss or dramatic serenade. This was something quiet. Sacred.
Rookโs gloved fingers ghosted along your shoulder, his thumb brushing ever so lightly against the skin where your shirt had slipped a bit. He chuckledโquietly, tenderly.
โTo inspire such trustโฆ Such vulnerabilityโฆโ He murmured in awe, gazing down at you like one might look at a painting in a gallery, overwhelmed by its beauty but unable to explain why. โTu es ma muse รฉternelle.โ
The soft flush on your cheeks, the way your lashes kissed your skin, the rhythm of your breathโall of it wove a spell around his heart. A predator by nature, he was always seeking, always hunting the next beautiful moment. But this? This stillness, this peaceโthis was the rarest prey of all.
Rook leaned back, head tilted toward the twilight sky.
He would sit here forever if it meant you could rest undisturbed. The hunt could wait.
Idia Shroud
The atmosphere in Idiaโs room buzzed with low ambient synth music, neon lights tracing cyber-punk lines across the walls, bouncing off rows of figurines and glowing monitors. Ortho had exited the room a while ago, leaving behind a half-empty can of soda and a quiet โIโll give you two some space, nii-san~โ in a sing-song voice that had Idia practically overheating.
You were on the floor, curled in a sea of fuzzy blankets and oversized gaming pillows. Idia had set up your โchill zone,โ as he nervously called itโstocked with snacks, manga, and an absurdly cute cat-shaped pillow that he had definitely not bought because it reminded him of the way you smiled.
You had climbed up into his gaming chair at some point, practically draping yourself across his lap, completely fearless. Idia had gone full system errorโstiff as a board, hands twitching at his sides, a thousand inner alarms going off.
โWhaโY-You canโt justโth-th-thereโs a process! A sequence! L-like, at least two awkward movie nights before you just go full-on lap-mode!!โ
But you hadnโt answered. Your breathing had slowed. Your body had gone warm and heavy.
Youโd fallen asleep.
Idiaโs heart skipped several beats. He actually had to check that he wasnโt hallucinating. A tiny puff of air escaped your lips, your cheek squished against his hoodie-clad thigh, and your hand, like it had a mind of its own, had curled around the hem of his sleeve.
He froze. Again.
Then slowly, as if afraid to wake a very fluffy, very delicate sleeping beast, he let himself breathe. Just a little.
His hand trembled as it hovered near your head. His fingers twitched like they were afraid to mess it upโyouโthe whole fragile image of this moment.
And then, very carefully, he let his hand settle into your hair.
โโฆThis isโฆ r-real, right?โ he whispered, voice cracking mid-sentence. He bit down on a whimper, overwhelmed.
โSheโs literally asleep. On me. Like, Iโm not even an NPC in this cutscene. Iโm the main questline now.โ
A faint giggle threatened to bubble up, but he slapped a hand over his mouth.
Then the other part of his brain chimed in.
What if she wakes up and realizes itโs weird? What if she was just tired and it wasnโt a conscious choice? What if she thinks youโre a total loser for sitting there like a statue?
He shut his eyes tight.
No. No, for once, he wouldnโt self-destruct this moment. Not when it felt like heโd stepped into a rare hidden level that only unlocked when your affection for an NPC was maxed out.
He looked down at you again, marveling at the tiny breath of warmth rising and falling against him.
โYouโre likeโฆ my safe point,โ he mumbled into the dark, letting his fingers finally settle gently in your hair.
A small ping from his PC reminded him a new update had installed.
โWhatever, I already got the best patch.โ
Malleus Draconia
It was a rare, quiet evening at Diasomnia. No thunder echoed from the mountains, no duties called for the crown prince, and no students dared interrupt the rare moment of peace Malleus found with you.
The courtyard behind the dormitory was bathed in moonlight, silver threads weaving between tall hedges and ancient statues. Youโd been chatting beside him on a stone bench, your legs curled beneath you, fingers grazing his as you recounted a ridiculous tale Ace had told you during lunch. Malleus listenedโhis eyes never straying from your face, utterly enchanted by your every word. You were warm and brilliant, like the sun heโd always been curious about, and it was moments like this that made him feel closer to understanding it.
But the day had been long. Long classes, longer conversations, and the gentle lull of Malleusโs deep voice had slowly pulled you into the edges of slumber. One moment you were chuckling, your cheek in your palm, and the nextโฆ your head tilted gently against his thigh.
Malleus stiffened slightlyโnot in discomfort, but surprise.
He blinked down at you, your lashes fluttering, your lips parting slightly as your breathing evened out. His first instinct was stillness. Dragons, after all, are patient creatures. He gazed at your peaceful form, processing the trust it took for you to doze off like thisโon him. Vulnerable. Soft.
โMy treasureโฆโ he whispered, voice low with reverence.
He gently adjusted his posture, making sure your head had a comfortable angle. One clawed hand hovered hesitantly in the air before slowly descending to stroke your hair, tender and cautious, like touching spun gold.
โEven in sleep, you are unafraid of me.โ The words were not sad, but filled with quiet awe.
The warmth of your body against him, the subtle scent of your perfume, and the delicate rise and fall of your breath began to unravel something inside Malleus. A rare emotionโone that wrapped around his ancient heart like ivy. He had seen kingdoms rise and fall, yet here you were, the most precious thing heโd ever held, choosing to rest in his lap like he was your sanctuary.
As your hand twitched in your sleep, seeking his, Malleus smiled.
He laced your fingers together, holding you close.
โYou will never know harm while I breathe,โ he murmured, more promise than poetry.
He remained there, unmoving, for as long as you needed. Watching over you with all the devotion of a dragon guarding his hoard, his heart heavy with love and light.
Lilia Vanrouge
The music from the Lounge had died down hours ago, and yet the two of you lingered in the quiet common room of Diasomnia, curled up on an emerald velvet settee, bathed in candlelight.
You had been scrolling through photos on your phone, laughing at memories, while Lilia lounged beside you, arms spread over the back of the couch, looking for all the world like a retired general watching over his beloved court jester.
His teasing quips had slowed as the hour crept past midnight. You were curled sideways now, legs draped over his, head tucked against his shoulder.
And thenโฆ your body shifted slightly.
You sighedโa soft, exhausted exhaleโand gently, instinctively, nestled your head into his lap. Your phone slid from your hand to the cushion with a muffled thud.
Lilia paused mid-sentence, blinking. Then he looked down.
โWell, wellโฆโ His voice was a whisper, touched with warmth and amusement. โYouโve gone and melted into my lap, little bat.โ
There was no complaint in his tone. Only gentle adoration.
He shifted minutely, reaching for a throw blanket folded neatly over the back of the couch. With practiced ease, he draped it over your form, tucking it around your shoulders with a tenderness only centuries of experience could perfect.
As your cheek pressed against his thigh, he could feel the subtle hum of your breath through his clothes. He gently brushed your hair away from your face, taking a moment to admire your featuresโso soft, so trusting, so utterly you.
Lilia had lived longer than most stars, but never had he found a moment quite like this.
โA sight sweeter than sakura in spring,โ he murmured, one gloved hand resting lightly atop your head.
He leaned back, gazing at the ceiling, his other hand lazily tracing invisible patterns against your arm beneath the blanket.
He thought of the countless battles heโd fought, the wars heโd survived, the heartbreaks endured. And yet this momentโthis quiet, sleeping youโwas what he found himself wanting to protect most of all.
โDonโt worry,โ he said quietly, โIโll keep watch tonight, just as I always have. Even nightmares wouldnโt dare bother you while Iโm here.โ
A mischievous glint twinkled in his eyes, even as his voice remained soft.
โAnd if you drool on me, wellโฆ I suppose Iโll consider it a badge of honor.โ
He chuckled lightly to himself, and resumed playing with your hair, humming a lullaby so old the stars had likely forgotten it. It was a melody sung once in ancient fae courts, now resurrected just for you.
Lilia, the eternal guardian, kept his silent vigil, heart full and content.
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April Fools: Telling them you're pregnant as a joke
It's April's Fools! And you want to pull a harmless little prank on your boyfriend! Hmm, there's pretending to break up...no that's mean. There's moving all of the furniture in the house 2 inches slightly to the right...but that'd be too much effort. Oh, you got it! Get a fake pregnancy test and tell him you're pregnant!
Yes, this will be extremely funny and you can think of no ways that this can go wrong! But if you did it on the first, he probably wouldn't take you seriously, so instead you opted to do it the night before as you two were getting ready for bed.
"Hey sweetheart? I have something really important to tell you..." You took a deep breath, presenting the joke pregnancy test you got from the store and said, "I'm pregnant."
multi (randomly chosen) x gn!reader
[tw/cw} - sexual humor, crack, dumbassery afoot, some softer vibes, takes place post-graduation
[note] - technically you could consider this to be implied afab reader, but it's a lot funnier if we want to imagine mpreg instead loool. I thought it would be funny to write something for April Fool's and this is kinda sorta related to what I'm currently writing in the next chapter for 2-3-6? anyways enjoy this was funny!
Also the seven guys were chosen by a wheel spinner so yaaaay
Deuce
Glass shattered against the wood floors, Deuce dropping his cup of water, making you jump. Your eyes flitted to the glass and puddle on the ground, before footsteps made you look back up and yelp in surprise.
Deuce was right up in your face, hands grasping tightly at your biceps and squeezing.
"Really?" Deuce looked like he was about to cry, a trembling smile on his lips. "We're gonna be parents? Oh...we're gonna be parents, I'm gonna be a dad!"
You immediately felt your heart clench in guilt. He looked so happy, his hands cradling your face and fluttering it with soft kisses. You didn't want to disappoint him and tell him it was a prank, but you had to as he climbed over the bed to grab his phone.
"I gotta tell Mom!"
"No wait!"
Launching yourself on top of him, you swatted his hands away from the phone, though he managed to grab it. You two then wrestled in the bed, hands pulling at the phone as Deuce looked at you in confusion.
"Why aren't you letting me call her?" Deuce managed to one up you as he finally pinned you on your back, though your hands still tightly clenched to his phone like a lifeline. "Don't you want to tell her?"
"Cause it was a prank! For April Fool's" Deuce froze, letting go of the phone and staring down at you in distraught.
"We're not having a baby then?"
"Oh baby...no Deuce I'm not pregnant, I'm sorry." You finally managed to wiggle your way up to throw your arms around him, giving him a tight hug. "I thought you might have a funny reaction, I didn't realize you'd be so happy, I wouldn't've pulled this prank if I did."
"Oh...okay." Deuce returned the hug, hiding his face into the crook of your neck as he mumbled. "So...do you want to have a baby?"
"Only if it's yours." Pressing a kiss to his temple, you tilted Deuce up by his chin and gave him a smile.
"Let's go to bed, and talk more in the morning, yeah? I love you."
"Ha, okay." Deuce gave you a tender kiss in return. "I love you too."
Ruggie
"Oh gods help me." Ruggie looked as if he wanted to both kiss you, and puke his guts out. "I don't have baby money."
You took a deep breath and bit the inside of you cheek to keep you from laughing. This was a little mean. Okay actually this was really mean, but Ruggie was giving you some very funny reactions. So you decided to keep the prank going.
"It's okay Rugs, I have a little bit saved up, we canโ"
"I think I have that bracelet set from graduation that I can sell. It's from Leona so it should give us good money." Ruggie rushed pass you in your small apartment to dig under the bed and grab a lockbox.
"Oh myโRuggie you don't need to get our emergencyโ"
"We should start looking at thrift shops and the nearby market for baby clothes. I can ask Nana if she has any of my old stuff, I think she might still have my crib and bassinet."
You couldn't help the snort that left your mouth as Ruggie smacked his head on the bedframe, making him turn around to glare at you.
"Hey! No laughing, this is your fault!"
"What!" You scoffed, though giggles still escaped you as he tossed the lockbox on the bed and grabbed his laptop. "It takes two to tango dumbass."
"Yeah yeah! Look we gotta get prepared, they give you free stuff at a baby shower right? We should make a registryโoooooh, make sure Kalim gets it. He'll by everything and then some."
You were now full on laughing, watching as Ruggie concentrated on some website on his laptop. Looking closure, you noticed that he already was bringing up three different websites for registries.
"Pfft! Ruggie, babe, waitโ"
"You're real close with Malleus, think if we make him the godfather, he'll hook us up with a bunch of stuff from the treasuryโ"
"Ruggie! Stop!" Cackles were escaping your mouth as you finally managed to slam the laptop shut. Ruggie looked on in exasperation and confusion as you threw yourself on his lap.
"HaโsnrrkโIt was a prank! Oooh, you should've seen the look on your faceโpppft! Ahaha!"
Ruggie relaxed, collapsing backwards into the bed, and rubbed his face.
"Oh thank the heavens. I mean, I would've stepped up no matter what. But I really mean it when i say I don't got baby money."
Jade
You think you got him this time. After years of trying to pull on on him every April, you think you actually got him this time!
You thought so, until Jade had smiled and brought out a second test from under the bathroom sink. Since when did he start keeping pregnancy tests?! When he handed you the test, telling you to take another, "Just to be sure".
You were backed into a corner now, you're positive Jade knew that this was a prank. And he was going to catch you red-handed when this test came back as negative.
Which is why you were now staring down at the second test, with two red lines indicating a positive result, in utter confusion. You were positive you weren't actually pregnant, but here you were. One fake, and one real test, telling you the same thing.
And Jade? He was just hugging you from behind, you sitting in his lap on the bed, smiling into your skin as he fluttered kisses down your neck.
"How exciting, don't you think so my pearl? What a surprise, it's a good thing we double checked with two tests, yes?"
"Yeah...sure..." You mumbled, still dazed as Jade's hands wandered under your shirt and kissed up to your cheeks.
"Yes, it's unfortunate..." Jade let out a wistful sigh as he squeezed you tight against him and murmured into your ears. "That they're both fake tests, hmm?"
"Huh? Hmm...aaaaaaaaaAAAAAHHH! YOU ASS!"
Jade couldn't help but let out a laugh as you started thrashing in his hold, your arms reaching behind to grab at him.
"Oooh? I thought you'd be excited, unless you were hoping to see me disappointed? My, my, how cruel you are to me, your love!"
Letting out a sniffle, Jade looked up at you from his eyelashes with a coy, sweet look.
"Such a cruel human..."
You groaned, turning your head to kiss his cheek and murmur, "I'm sorry Jade, I'll make it up to you, okay? Whatever you want."
Honestly, you should know better than you say things like that, as Jade quickly had you pinned underneath him, a manic grin on his face.
"Whatever I want? How generous of you my pearl!" Jade brought you up to be flush against him, pressing his lips against yours in a passionate kiss, a string of saliva breaking as you separated.
"Aaah~ Sure, sure, yeah. Whatever you want..." You replied in a daze, wincing as his hands grabbed at your stomach and squeezed.
"Then let's make sure we can get a real positive and let me fill you up, yes?"
"Yeah~"
Jamil
"Uh-huh."
You stood awkwardly behind Jamil as he continued writing in his journal, as he always did for the end of the day.
"Jami...did you hear me?"
"Yep."
He put his pen down, stretching until his back gave a satisying pop, and getting up to head to the bathroom. You followed in confusion and frustration as he just reached in the drawer for a brush and started loosening his braids.
"Sooo...you heard me say I was pregnant...right?"
You crossed your arms and started tapping your foot. Is this how he's reacting to the (fake) news? You just told him you two were having a baby, and he's just...brushing his hair? Ignoring you standing there, very obviously annoyed??
"I did."
Jamil paused, looking at your through the mirror, to which you gave him an expectant look. You're pretty sure you saw him smirk as he resumed, following through on his nighttime routine, all with you glaring daggers into him.
You stood there the entire time, watching as he finally finished, rubbing lotion into his hands as he turned to you, giving you an amused smile.
"Oh, were you expecting a bigger reaction?"
Scoffing, you put your hands on your hips and hissed. "Uh, yeah? I just told you we're having a baby, and you're acting like I just told you it's gonna rain tomorrow!''
Yeah, this might be a prank, but damn it! If this is how he was going to react to such big news, maybe you two needed to have a sit down and talk aboutโ
Jamil grabbed you by your cheeks and squeezed, making you purse your lips as he grinned down at you. He clearly found your building rage cute and amusing.
"Yeah, well, word to the wise habibi, next time you want to pull a prank on me, make sure it's not through our shared shopping accounts. I got the delivery email for your fake test yesterday."
"Oh, fuck me!"
"Oh? If you insist. Practice for when we want the real thinโow!"
Jamil started laughing as you pinched and poked at him, face furiously warm in both embarrassment and anger.
Vil
You swallowed nervously, giving Vil a small, shy smile as he stared down at you with displeased look. He'd just finished his routine for the evening, removing his gloves after letting his creams absorb into his skin.
"Darling."
"Yes Vil?"
"If you truly wanted to pull such a tasteless prank on me," Vil reached into his vanity, where he pulled out a opened box that looked very familiar "I would expect that you'd be smarter about hiding the evidence."
"WHAT!" You flew over to Vil and reached for the pregnancy test box, which he held just out of your reach. "I threw that away! How'd you even get that?"
"The housekeeper was taking out the trash and noticed the box, though she didn't read the back which clearly states that it's perfect for pranks. Poor thing was so excited that she called both myself and my father."
Vil smacked the top of your head with the box, clicking his tongue at you as you made a sound of understanding.
"Ooooh, she told Eric?"
"Yes she did, imagine both his and my own disappointment when she called back again to tell us that it was a joke toy." Vil sighed, though he relaxed into your touch as you wrapped your arms around his waist and kissed his cheek.
"Sorry sweetie, I just wanted to pull an April Fool's prank on you, I guess I didn't thinkโ"
You gasped, startling Vil as you pulled his face down close to yours, despite his protest.
"Hey! My face cream is stillโ"
"You were disappointed?! Awwww, Vil that's so sweet! We can make a baby right now, come on sweetie~"
"What?! Nonononono, I just finished my entire routine, I'll have to start overโACK!"
Vil was swiftly silenced as you both fell into bed.
Idia
With the way Idia was staring at you, you weren't sure if he actually heard you. He was just boring into you with those bright yellow eyes of his, you could practically see the gears turning in his head.
"Ah." HIs voice was meek, squeaky, and barely audible. So he did hear you!
Idia's eyes flickered down to the test in your hands, then back to your face, then back to the test, then back to your face.
Then he fainted.
Thankfully he fainted next to your bed, so after dropping the joke test in a panic, you scrambled to drag him onto the bed, reaching for Idia's phone to text Ortho to come check on him.
Though he was in the room not even a few seconds later, his eyebrows furrowed as he spotted Idia limp in your arms.
"Idia! What happened (Name)? I noticed that his blood-pressure dropped suddenlyโ"
Ortho's eyes dropped to the pregnancy test on the ground, though he narrowed them and stared at you. You could make out his eyes going blank as he scanned you.
"You're not pregnant! So why do you haveโoooooooh! April 1st is in an hour!" Ortho gasped in realization, as you nodded sagely.
"Yep."
"And you're trying to prank him!"
"Uh-huh."
"And then he fainted!"
"I see!" You both remind silent, eyes flickering down to Idia who'd begun shifting awake in your lap.
"...Want to keep it going?"
"Oh absolutely Ortho! Wakey-wakey Idia~"
Silver
"Oh...how'd you get one of those in Briar Valley?"
Silver looked more confused that you had a pregnancy test at all than that it was a positive one. You faltered, popping you lips as you eyed him for a hint that he knew what was actually going on.
"These...aren't common here?"
"No, though perhaps that makes sense." Silver had a gentle smile as he took you into his arms and pressed your foreheads together. "Fae are able to sense these things rather quickly, Lilia told me that it's due to their scents changing."
"Oh! I forget that fae have more sensitive senses, I guess it makes sense."
You almost forgot the original question asked, as you brought back up and showed it to Silver.
"So what do you think?"
"Hmm? Oh about the baby." Silver's smile grew as he wrapped his arms around you, eyes closed in bliss. "It's wonderful, Father will be very happy, though I'm surprised that he didn't mention anything earlier at dinner."
You cursed in your head. Of course fae can sense these things, and it was starting to click for Silver.
"Love, what's tomorrow again?"
"...April 1st."
"As in April Fool's."
"Mmmmmaaaaaybe?"
A sigh escaped his lips as he looked at you in disappointment, though you also make out small laugh under his breath.
"Did Father put you up to this?"
"Surprisingly, no. Though I'm sure he'd be pleased that I'm putting thoughts of kids into your brain."
You laughed nervously, though relaxed as Silver pressed a kiss to your forehead and guided you to bed. You both slipped under the sheets facing each other to wrap your arms and legs together in an embrace.
"Hmm...I wouldn't be opposed." He murmured, your breaths mingling as he was quickly falling asleep. "I think it would be...nice...if it's with you."
You hummed in content, letting Silver tuck his head under your chin and pressed a kiss to the top of his head.
"I think it would be nice with you too."
#mochi fic#twst#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#deuce spade#ruggie bucchi#jade leech#jamil viper#vil shoenheit#idia shroud#silver vanrouge#deuce spade x reader#ruggie bucchi x reader#jade leech x reader#jamil viper x reader#vil shoenheit x reader#idia shroud x reader#silver vanrouge x reader#mildly suggestive
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Sick Day, But Cute (Multi TWST Cast X Reader)
Summary: A magical illness is spreading through NRC, with some... rather adorable symptoms. AKA, all your friends are suddenly toddlers?!
AN: I actually ended up starting this waaaay back when I started writing fanfiction again, but sort of forgot about it and found it again recently. It's kind of at this point where I realized a lot my tics in writing. Thanks for reading! Cross posed on my AO3 TheGhostInTheKitchen.
Warnings: Fluff, platonic relationships, AFAB reader, She/Her pronouns
From โPerfect Prefectโ: omg, omg, omg
From โJackedโ: Whatโs up?ย
From โJuiceโ: Is there another overblot?!ย
From โAces Highโ: Iโve got ten madol that itโs someone from Diasomnia
From โCrocodile Tearsโ: As if! Diasomnia students are far too refined and disciplined for that!ย
From โEple Pieโ: Iโll match that bet, Ace!
From โCrocodile Tearsโ: Hey!
From โAstro Boyโ: What happened, (Y/N)?ย
From โPerfect Prefectโ: Look who I found!ย
From โPerfect Prefectโ: Picture sentย
From โJuiceโ: โฆ
From โEple Pieโ: omg is right.ย
From โJackedโ: Is thatโฆ?ย
From โAces Highโ: On my way!ย
Despite the vast campus of Night Raven College, the group of first years convened on the Ramshackle dorm within minutes of the picture being sent.ย
โGrim,โ (Y/N) called out to her fireball cat monster roommate. โCan you make sure the front door is unlocked? I donโt want them busting it down like last time.โย
โCanโt you do it? Iโm still scrubbing ink out of my fur!โย
(Y/N) lifted the bundle in their arms, the cause of the excitement. โSort of got my hands full here.โย
A slam and the sound of cracking wood emanate from the front hall, followed by, โ(Y/N!)โย
The prefect sighed. โToo late.โย ย
Ace, Deuce, Jack, Epel, Ortho, and Sebek practically tripped over each other as they rushed into the sitting room, freezing in their tracks when they saw the Prefect and the small purple-and-white form they were cradling.ย
โSo,โ (Y/N) said, breaking the shocked silence. โIโm guessing this is one of those weird magic things?โย
A large pair of blue-gray eyes peeked out from a mass of dark purple tentacles twisted around (Y/N)โs arms, gripping for dear life, before quickly ducking back down in hiding. The small figure emitted a small wail. (Y/N) bounced the tiny octopus-mer in their arms. โShh, itโs alright, youโre okay, Iโve got you.โย
Jack took a cautious step forward, reaching out a nervous hand. โIs thatโฆ really Azul?โย
(Y/N) shrugged. โI mean, it has to be, right?โย
โIt has to be?โ Epel echoed. โWhat the heck happened?ย
โI was hoping you guys would be able to help me figure that out. Azul came over this morning to talk about a bill someone had racked up at the Monstro Lounge.โ (Y/N) not so subtly glared at Grim, who rolled his eyes and kept scrubbing at his octo-ink stained fur. โI left the room for just a second to get some tea and when I came back, boom! Baby Azul.โย
โOh, man, this is great,โ Ace snickered while pulling out his phone. โThisโll be great blackmail the next time he tries to get us into a stupid contract.โย
โAce, wait-!โย
Before (Y/N) could warn them, Azul reared back and spit a large black glob of ink at Aceโs phone, covering his phone and hands and splattering his uniform.ย
โYeah, he doesnโt really like having his picture taken.โย
โUgh!โ Ace waved his hands, sending ink spraying the other first years with black goop. โYou got a picture!โย
(Y/N) shrugged with a smirk. โMaybe he just likes me more.โย
Ortho cautiously hovered closer. โMy scans indicate this is in fact Azul Ashengrotto. There is some sort of magical residue surrounding his body.โย
โYou think someone cursed him?โ Deuce asked. โHey, stop!โ He shouted as Ace tried to wipe the ink on his jacket.ย
Sebek crossed his arms. โI wouldnโt be surprised, considering what he tries to get away with.โย
Azul started sniffling. โHey, knock it off!โ (Y/N) defended.ย
Ortho tilted his head, examining Azul closer. Azul reached out a hand, fascinated by the lights on Orthoโs body and glowing hair. โI donโt recognize this kind of magical resonance from any curses,โ Ortho said. โBut I can research and find out! Idia might know something!โย
โWhat are you going to do with him?โ Jack asked, poking a tentacle that was wrapped tightly around (Y/N)โs arm.
โIโm going to drop him off with Jade then let the Headmage know whatโs going on. You know, see if he actually has any answers for once.โ
โMrow!โ Grim yelled, frustrated, throwing down the ink-stained rag he had been desperately using to try and clean his fur. โI donโt know whatโs wrong with him, but that octo-punk is gonna pay for ruining my perfect fur!โย
Epel sighed. โHang on, Vil taught me some ways to get stains out. Maybe I can help. Prefect, do you have hairspray?โย
โCheck the upstairs bathroom, Grim can show you. Ortho, let me know if you find anything out, okay?โย
Ortho saluted. โRoger that!โย
Sebek rubbed his chin in thought. โLilia might know something. And if anyone can reverse a curse, it would be Lord Malleus! Ashengrotto should be eternally grateful for the future kingโs assistance-!โย
โIโll come with you to Octavinelle,โ Jack cut in, purposefully ignoring Sebekโs offended look at being interrupted.ย
โDeuce and I have to report back to Heartslabyul,โ Ace said as the two card soldiers flicked ink at each other. โIf Riddle sees us like this weโll be on hedgehog duty for a month.โย
(Y/N) nodded. โSounds like we have a plan, then. Let me know if anyone hears anything. Or maybe sees anymore babies.โ They rubbed their nose against baby Azulโs, causing the little house warden to giggle.ย
The first years all went their separate ways, Jack, (Y/N), and their squirming package headed to the mirror chamber.ย
โDo you think he needs water?โ Jack asked. โHeโs a merman after all.โย
(Y/N) carded their fingers through Azulโs soft, fluffy hair. โI gave him some earlier and he seemed okay. Iโm sure the less time out of water is better though. We donโt want any octo-jerky, do we, Azul?โ They tickled him under his chin.ย
Jack couldnโt help the smile that stretched across his face. As many problems as he had with the cunning and scheming house warden, he couldnโt help but be reminded of his younger siblings back home. โYouโre good with children.โย
The prefect blinked up at him, surprised. โYou think?โย
โYouโve managed to keep a rein on that one, at least. He looks like heโll burst out crying the second you stop paying attention to him.โย
โHmm. Maybe Iโm just spoiling him, then. Thatโs okay, though, right, Azul? Youโre cute enough to spoil, right?โ (Y/N) held him up, his tentacles wrapping tight around their arms. He made grabby hands to come back closer, giggling and basking in the attention. Jack chuckled and (Y/N) mockingly glared at him. โWe never say a word of this when he turns back, of course.โย
Jack nodded seriously. โOf course.โย
โ(Y/N)! Jack!โ The two stopped. Kalim waved at them, jogging over with Jamil following behind. โHi! Whatโs going on?โย
โI would love to know,โ (Y/N) said, shrugging.ย
Kalim stopped in his tracks, causing Jamil to almost crash into him, as he spied Azul. Kalim practically squealed with delight and rushed over. โOh my gosh! How cute! Does Azul have a little brother?โย
โNotโฆ exactly,โ (Y/N) said. She quickly summarized the situation.ย
While Kalim gushed over the toddler, Azul was more interested in Jamil, reaching out with his chubby hands and tentacles to try and wrap around his hands. โAww,โ Kalim said. โHe remembers you!โย
โI donโt know how much of that is a good thing,โ Jamil scowled, torn between jerking his hands away and indulging the mer-boy in his exploration.ย
โJamil, you know everything, got any ideas?โ (Y/N) asked.ย
Jamil huffed, a small smile playing on his lips. โNot everything, apparently. Some sort of curse, obviously, but other than that Iโm sure you would need to do some type of testing.โย
โYeah, thatโs kind of what we thought.โย
They said their goodbyes, Kalim waving enthusiastically at Azul who really didnโt seem to know how to respond to his exuberance.ย
The trio arrived at the mirror chamber, stepping through to Octavinelle. The temperature immediately dropped several degrees due to the water surrounding the dorm, suspended in the air around the building and walkways. The light took on a cool blue tint, interrupted by the shadows of fish darting through the water. (Y/N) often wondered if the dorm was actually underwater or if this was some sort of illusion to help the mer students that made up the majority of the dorm feel more at home.ย
โI have to admit,โ Jack said, looking around for either of the Leech twins. โThe more I think about leaving Azul here, the more nervous I get.โย
(Y/N) shrugged. โJade is good in a crisis and Floyd is surprisingly gentle with kids. Plus, they were all friends when they were little, maybe Azul will recognize them or something.โ She frowned in thought. โAlthough, now that you mention it, I do suppose this would be a perfect opportunity to take advantage of.โย
โMy, I didnโt realize you had such a low opinion of us.โ (Y/N) and Jack jumped, spinning to face the Ocatvinelle vice-housewanden. He was smiling slyly but wiped away a fake tear from his eye. โAnd here I thought we had built a trusted rapport.โย
โDepends on the crisis, maybe,โ (Y/N) said. โOr the potential reward.โย
โOoh, are we talking about rewards?โ Floyd slid next to (Y/N), throwing a causal arm around their shoulders. โNot sure if itโs worth the effort, but Iโll take-โ He cut himself off, eyes growing wide. He jerked forward, putting himself nose to nose with the tiny octo-mer. โNo way, no way! Jade, check this out!โย
โOh dear,โ Jade said, stepping forward. He actually looked surprised for once. โIsnโt this a blast from the past?โย
Azul let out a small wail as Floyd started poking at him and tugging his tentacles. (Y/N) smacked his hand. โHey, cut it out! Poor thing is having a hard day.โย
โWhat exactly happened?โ Jade asked. He chucked as Azul puffed up his cheeks in annoyance.ย
โWe were hoping you might have an idea,โ Jack said.ย
โHe showed up at Ramshackle today normal, then, wellโฆ I didnโt see when it happened.โย
Floyd snatched Azul out of (Y/N)โs arms, ignoring their protest, and held him high up. โAww, arenโt you a cute little guppy? Maybe we should just keep you like this for a while. You donโt yell at me nearly as much!โย
Azul puckered his lips in a now familiar motion. โFloyd, look out-!โ (Y/N) tried to warn.
In the next second, Floydโs face was covered in black ink. Jack and (Y/N) froze in tense anticipation. Floyd blinked before his sharp toothy smile split across his face. He burst out laughing, cuddling Azul, who was writhing in a desperate attempt to escape. โYou havenโt done that since we were kids!โย
Jade gently pried Azul away from Floyd, using a handkerchief to dab away dribbling ink from Azulโs face. โPerhaps I should bring him to our swim tank. Floyd, would you mind grabbingย a pot and lid from the Monstro Lounge kitchen?โย
Floyd frowned. โAww, but if he hides I canโt pinch his big cheeks anymore!โย
โThatโs exactly the point.โย
(Y/N) took a step back, worry about Azulโs condition and care growing smaller but not disappearing completely. โIโm going to go ask Crowley if he has any idea whatโs going on. Iโll let you guys know once I know something.โย
Jade waved a hand. โPlease, take your time. I think weโll have a fine time together, wonโt we, Azul?โย
โUh, yeah, weโll leave it to you guys, then.โ (Y/N) ruffled Azulโs hair. โBye, buddy. Iโll see you soon and hopefully weโll get back to normal.โย
Floyd hummed thoughtfully. โHey, how much do you think heโll remember when he turns back?โย
As Jack and (Y/N) left Octavinelle, Jack decided to go back to Savanaclaw. โIโll ask Leona if he has any idea about this, too. He may not like putting effort into things, but he is probably one of the most talented mages here.โย
โSounds good. Thanks for your help.โ They parted ways and (Y/N) headed back to the main school building to talk to Crowley. Heading up the stairs, their phone rang, #CayCay showing up on the caller ID. โHey, Cater, whatโs up?โย
โUh, hey,โ Cater said, slightly panicked, although he was clearly still trying to sound carefree. โAce and Deuce were with you earlier, right? Were they, uh, okay?โย
(Y/N) blinked, a nervous churning settling in their stomach. โYeah? Ace kind of got, uh, in a mess, but they were okay when they left. What happened?โย
โOh, you know, itโs probably fine, Riddleโs looking into- No, wait! Deuce, donโt put that in your mouth!โย
The line suddenly went dead. (Y/N) spun back down the stairs and sprinted to the Heartslabyul mirror portal.ย
Stepping through the mirror portal into Heatslabyul immediately assaulted (Y/N) with the scent of roses laced with sugar. Much brighter than Octavinelle, it was more confusing in its layout, with twisting paths that often doubled back on each other and confusing topiary walls. But (Y/N) was able to beeline to their destination, following the alarmed yelling.ย
โIโm here, Iโm here!โ She said, sliding into part of the garden where they often held unbirthday parties. โWhat happen- oh.โย
(Y/N) had gotten used to the sight of a younger Azul, but the child Ace and Deuce sent a whole new wave of confusion and dread through them. The two of them were wrestling, getting grass stains on their uniforms with cake smooshed on their faces.ย Cater cooed from a distance safe from cake splatter taking pictures with his phone.ย
โ(Y/N)! There you are!โ (Y/N) turned to greet Trey but froze. He held a small, scowling redhead child.ย
โOh. Oh, no.โย
โThatโs not an inaccurate read of the situation,โ Trey said, chuckling as the little Riddle yelled at Ace and Deuce to stop roughhousing and getting dirty.ย
(Y/N) quickly explained the situation that had happened that morning with Azul. โThey were fine when they left! It wasnโt even an hour ago.โย
โWeโre not sure what happened either,โ Trey said. โAnother student came to get me a minute ago. He said Riddle was lecturing Ace and Deuce for getting their uniforms dirty with ink, however that happened,โ (Y/N) gulped and looked away. โThen there was a crash and they were just like this.โย
(Y/N) sighed and put their hands on their hips. โAt this point I kind of just accept this magic nonsense can do anything.โย
โHave you asked any of the teachers about it yet?โย
โI was heading to Crowley when Cater called me. Hey, Cater, did you see- Oh, come on.โ Cater had now joined Ace and Deuce playing on the lawn, albeit in a much younger form. He tapped the screen of his phone hard, seemingly taking more delight in the random colors and shapes than the actual function of anything.ย
โAlright, this is getting ridiculous. Come on, Trey, letโs bring them to the Headmage, or the infirmary at the very least. Trey?โ (Y/N) closed their eyes, taking a deep breath. โIf I turn around and you're a kid, Trey, I think I just might scream.โ They opened their eyes and looked around. Riddle and a tiny Trey, with glasses too big for his face, were hiding under the white metal table in the garden, playing cards. โOkay, fine, itโs too cute for me to scream. But Iโm still very annoyed.โ They snuck their phone out to get a couple of quick snapshots of the Heartslabyul children. Thoroughly documented for future reference, and future embarrassment, (Y/N) leaned under the table. โRiddle, sweetheart, can you help me get everyone in order? Weโre going on a little field trip.โย
Riddle jumped up to attention, tiny face set in determination. He raced out, corralling Ace, Deuce, and Cater over to (Y/N). Ace and Deuce raced around their legs before Ace tripped and fell. His eyes started to well up with tears. (Y/N) quickly leaned down and swept him up in their arms. They decided to ignore how Ace stuck his tongue out at Deuce. Compromising by holding Dueceโs hand, she lead the small group back through the mirror portal to the Headmageโs office.ย
She had to use her foot to kick open the door. โCrowley, weโve got a problem.โย
โI am perfectly aware of the situation! Oh, it appears I am not perfectly aware.โย
(Y/N) stopped to take in the chaos of Crowleyโs office. Not only was a tiny Vil with perfect posture scolding a roughed-up-looking Epel with Rook, his hat engulfing his now little head, tugged on Vilโs sleeve for his attention, but a small Leona was curled up in a patch of sunlight snoozing. A young Ruggie was sneakily going through drawers on Crowleyโs desk, and a child Jack was gently petting a tiny charcoal kitten with a forked tail and blue flames coming out of his ears munching on cookies. A toddler Jamil was hovering over a small and smiling Kalim who was drawing with markers on what looked like important school paperwork. Although, there was more drawing on his and Jamilโs skin than the actual paper. Possibly most surprising, however, were the three pre-teens and an exhausted-looking teenager around the room. They also looked concerningly familiar.ย
(Y/N) blinked, setting down Ace and Deuce who rushed off to play with a rambunctious Epel. โProfessors? Coach? Sam?โย
The much younger Professor Crewel huffed and put his hands on his hips. โIf one more person calls me โprofessorโ Iโm going to scream.โย
โCome on, Divus!โ The younger, but still surprisingly buff, Coach Vargus said. โHave an adventure! This isnโt all bad!โ Vargus fell on his back, scooping up Kalim and Cater who were running around and used them as press weights while the two giggled. A young Sam was listening very intently to Vil and Rookโs conversation, even if most of it was incoherent babbling.ย
โSo,โ (Y/N) said hesitantly. โThat would make youโฆโ They looked at the person who had been reduced to around their age.ย
โMozus Trein,โ He said matter of factly. He held Lucius, still a full-grown cat who looked even bigger in the young boyโs hands. โI take it I am a teacher here as well?โย
โUh, yeah. You donโt remember?โย
He sniffed. โI canโt exactly remember something that hasnโt happened to me yet, now can I?โย
โSo you all have just always been like this. Okay, cool. Crowley?โย
Crowley looked up from playing with Deuce, who was fascinated by the formerโs mask. โHm? Oh, yes, well, as near as I can understand, there seems to be some sort of magical virus curse. Itโs spread through contact, so our best bet of minimizing effect would be to enact a quarantine.โ He lifted Deuceโs hands in celebration. โSleepover! Yay!โย
(Y/N) rubbed the bridge of their nose, feeling a headache coming on. โOkay, I get how that might have happened to these guys, but what about the professors?โย
Crowley waved a hand. โBucci came to my office earlier with Kingscholar and Howl. Immediately sensing the issue at hand, for I am intuitive and precise, I called forth our faculty to help round up any other signs of infection. Although, it seems our virus is more contagious than I first thought.โย
(Y/N) scratched behind the kitten Grimโs ears. He blinked up at them with large blue eyes and let out a tiny, โMew.โ (Y/N) felt their heart melt a little.ย
โWhat about me?โ She asked. โIโve been in contact with everyone whoโs changed but Iโm still fine.โย
โI would assume the virus spreads through magic,โ The young Professor Trein said. โIf you have no magical ability, youโre cut off from the method of infection.โย
โIt also appears not all of us have been reduced to the same age,โ Boy-Professor Crewel added. โIt probably has something to do with how old we all were originally, cutting back by a set number of years.โย
โAnd any idea how long it will last?โ (Y/N) asked hesitantly. โNo idea!โ Crowley said, with not nearly enough seriousness that the situation required, lifting Ruggie into the air, his pockets bursting with various office supplies he had plundered from around the room.ย
โOh, man,โ (Y/N) groaned. They jerked back to attention. โOh, man! I left Azul with Jade and Floyd! If heโs patient zero heโs probably spread the infection already!โย
Crowley nodded. โIt would be imperative to retrieve them, as well as anyone else infected. Weโll meet in the gymnasium until we have a further understanding of how long this should last.โย
โAlright, Iโll go get them and- Wait! Sebek! He was heading back to Diasomnia! He might have infected someone else. Iโll check there then- Really?โ
Now, a boy about fifteen in a long feathered coat with a black bird mask bounced Ruggie on his knee. โHmm? Did something happen?โย
โDonโt worry,โ Professor Crewel said, even if it felt strange calling him that when he appeared so young. โWeโll take care of it. Weโll meet you in the gym.โย
(Y/N) nodded. โAlright, team, weโll all meet up in an hour at the gym. Coach Var- uh, Ashton? Can you stop by the kitchens to ask the ghosts to make us something for dinner? If weโre all quarantined we wonโt want to stop by during rush hour in the cafeteria. Sam, check out the infirmary and grab blankets and anything else thatโll make spending the night more comfortable. Weโll work on a more permanent solution tomorrow. Mozus, Divus, and Crowley, Iโm trusting you three to keep all the kids in order and get them to the gym safely.โย
โGo, Team, go!โ Ashton shouted, encouraging the other children to cheer. He swept the sleeping Leona up, who growled and kicked at the older boy.ย
โGo, team,โ (Y/N) echoed weakly.ย
Nervously leaving the group to migrate to the gym, (Y/N) made their way back to Octavinelle to see if the, admittedly kind of funny and cute, virus had spread further. On their way across campus, (Y/N) pulled out their phone and fired a quick text to Ortho.ย
From โPerfect Prefectโ: What are the chances you havenโt made it back to the dorm yet?ย
From โAstro Boyโ: Poor! Iโve been back for 23 minutes and 15 seconds!ย
From โPerfect Prefectโ: And Iโm guess Idia is a lot smaller now?ย
From โAstro Boyโ: Picture sentย
(Y/N) tapped open the attached picture. It was a selfie of Ortho, his eyes twinkling brightly in enthusiastic excitement. He held the phone up high, capturing the image of him holding a toddler sized Idia practically swimming in his already oversized jacket. The tiny Ida had tears pricking the corners of his large yellow eyes, clutching a soft purple demon-looking plush.
From โAstro Boyโ: Now Iโm the big brother!ย
From โPerfect Prefectโ: Crowly says itโs a virus. Iโm guessing itโs a safe bet that Idia hasnโt been around anyone recently? Weโre quarantining in the gym till we figure this out.ย
From โAstro Boyโ: Iโll bring games!ย
(Y/N) jogged back to the mirror chamber, bursting through the portal back into Octavinelle. She did a quick sweep of the Monstro Lounge, interrogating a few confused student-waiters, then headed to the dorm proper. Nothing in the main lobby, a few clusters in the study room, just drying clothes in the laundry room. She just about missed the kitchen, swerving so hard she thought she might have given herself whiplash as she turned.ย
There was a crowd of Octavinelle students, dressed in their crisp lilac and black uniforms, standing in a rough circle, looking at something on the floor. She just caught the end of a flailing green tail as a student reached down to touch the wiggling mass.ย
โDonโt!โ She yelled, causing the whole ensemble to jump. She steadied herself with her hands on her thighs, breathing heavily now that the adrenaline had caught up with her. โDonโt,โ She said again. โThey might be contagious.โย
The gathering flinched away as (Y/N) made her way to what they had been surrounding. There was the familiar sight of the squirming Azul, cheeks puffy with a pout and crossed chubby arms. His tentacles were all tangled up with two long string-bean eels, fluctuating their bodies like ribbons on the linoleum floor. Even as children, mirror opposites of each other, it was pretty easy to tell who was who from their actions. Floyd has wrapped himself around one of Azulโs many limbs, gnawing at one. Jade is also wrapped in his tentacles, but it looks like he draped them over himself. He chatted at Azul in a mixture of child-babble and what sounds like local mer dialect. (Y/N) squatted down, hand covering her mouth, as she contemplated the situation. Azul spotted her, raising his arms up and looking at her in a way that made her heart clench. Floyd and Jade matched his pose, their cries more delighted and excited than Azulโs worried ones.ย
โAlright, come here,โ (Y/N) said, gathering the trio of slippery mer-babies in her arms. โI donโt suppose you guys have a tank around here somewhere? And maybe a trolley or wagon?โย
The, still confused but helpful, students rushed around. After a few minutes, two of them carried a large fish tank between them, another pulling a small black flatbed cart behind them. (Y/N) loaded the kids into the tank, having to tug and pull to extract them from their tight grip on her, Azul leaving little circular suction marks on her hands and arms. With a hand on her hip, she pulled the faucet from the sink and filled up the tank.ย
She gave her number to a couple of third years who had stepped up in a semblance of a leadership role, telling them to text her if anyone else came down with symptoms. After reassuring the Octavinelle students, as much as she could considering she herself was trying not to panic, (Y/N) pulled her new load out through the mirror portal to the gym.ย
She felt a splash of water on the back of her head, turning to see the three of them ducking back down into the water, giggling mischievously. โUh-huh,โ (Y/N) said, wiggling her fingers at them. โI see you.โ No sooner had she turned back to start walking than another cold splash of water soaked her head. She whipped back around, jumping near the tank with a big smile and hands up in claws, much to the shrieking delight of the small children. Even Azul had started to smile, laughing along and swimming around with Floyd and Jade.ย
(Y/N) saw Ortho flying across campus, a thick dark blue bundle securely in his arms. A Premo branded canvas back was slung over his arm, packed with board and card games, and a few gaming systems and cartridges. She called his name and waved, Ortho stopping to wait for her to catch up.ย
โLet me see, let me see,โ (Y/N) said. Ortho was just as giddy as he held up the small toddler. Even when he was young, Idia still had his long fiery blue hair. His bright yellow eyes were huge in his puggy face, cheeks looking like he was hiding giant marshmallows in his mouth. He blinked up at the two of them, face scrunching up before sneezing. His hair flared for a second before sighing and rubbing his face. (Y/N) and Ortho both โawwโed as Idia tried to hide by burying his face in Orthoโs glowing chest.ย
โThink you can take care of these guys, too?โ (Y/N) asked. โI still need to check on Disomania. Iโve tried texting but havenโt heard anything back from them.โ Ortho saulted, taking hold of the flatbed handle. The three tiny mers splashed, trying to catch the glowing reflections of Orthoโs and Idiaโs hair on the water.ย
(Y/N) had to run interference back on her way to the mirror chamber for the umteenth time that day. By that point, most of the campus had heard about the magical virus, and the rather adorable symptoms. She reassured them that yes, they had everything under control. Yes, they were keeping track of who was affected. Yes, classes were canceled for the rest of the day. Yes, it was all going to be solved pretty soon. Probably.ย
She paused back in the mirror chamber, taking a second to catch her breath. Steadying herself for whatever trouble she would find in the Thorn Fairyโs dorm, she pushed through the Magic Mirror. She blinked in the diminished light, the sky perpetually covered by threatening storm clouds. The dorm loomed over her, reminiscent of some twisted gothic cathedral. The interior did nothing to diminish this facade, all marble floors, large arched windows, and dark stone walls with green fire sconces.ย
โPsst!โ (Y/N) stopped in the strangely empty common room, looking around for the hissed whisper. โPsst! Prefect! Over here!โ A first year was frantically waving to her from his hiding behind a massive tapestry.ย Now that she was paying closer attention, she was able to pick out more and more students, trying to dart between hiding places to make their way through their own home.ย
โWhatโs going on?โ (Y/N) asked. โDid you guys hear about the virus?โย
โVirus?โ He repeated. โNo, I just wanted to warn you that you need to be careful. Vice-Housewarden Lilia is - Ack!โ He cut himself off, darting off and slamming a door behind him down the hall as he escaped.ย
Brow furrowed, (Y/N) turned, freezing just as a cold razor sharp edge met her throat. Her eyes traveled from the jade colored oversized cleaver down the arm that held it up effortlessly, to the familiar yet strange face of the person who held it. It certainly looked like Lilia, for the most part anyway. The same large ruby eyes, now narrowed and sharp, the same mouth with fangs peaking over the edge to bite into his lower lip, pulled into a frown, the same bi-colored hair, now much longer and a deep red pigmentation instead of the soft pink.ย
(Y/N) put her hands up and tried to look as non-threatening as possible. โLilia,โ She said, willing her voice not to shake. โI know youโre probably confused right now, but I-โย
โQuite, human,โ He snapped, to which (Y/N) immediately obliged. โYouโre not going to try and confuse me more than I already am.โ
โOkay, yeah, sure. But, and this may surprise you, this is not the first, nor probably the last, time Iโve been in mortal peril, so the effect has kind of lost its edge. Present company notwithstanding.โ She pushed away the massive weapons with one finger on its slicing edge.ย
Lilia scowled and pushed the magearm back. โI said quite. I need to think. One minute Iโm in the Briar Valley overseeing training and the next Iโmโฆ wherever this is.โย
โNight Raven College, if that helps.โย
Lilia scoffed. โI told you all I wouldnโt accept your enrollment invitation. Does such a โprestigiousโ school resort to kidnapping now?โย
โI wouldnโt put it past them, really.โย
โListen here, human-โ
โPapa!โย
Both of their eyes snapped down. A small boy with silver-white hair was tugging the hem of Liliaโs shirt, rubbing his eyes with a tiny fist. He reached up, grabbing at the air. โUp, up!โย
Lilia looked from the small Silver back to (Y/N) several times before renewing his scowl. โWhat is this? Some kind of human trick? You use children in your schemes now?โย
โI think he just wants you to hold him for his nap.โย
โListen you-โ
โPapa?โ They both looked down again, Silverโs arms still extended, waiting. His tiny, cherubic face has started to crumble, lips wobbling in confusion, tears gathering.ย
Lilia hissed in a sudden breath. Taking a step back, he leaned down, keeping his eyes and weapon trained on (Y/N), and scooped Silver up with one arm. He cradled the boy close to his chest. Silver sighed contently, wrapping his chubby arms around Liliaโs neck and snuggling into his chest.ย
โI-โ Lilia started, trying to regain some of his bravado despite the napping toddler he was gently holding.ย
โSilver!โ A boisterous voice echoed down the stairs. โWhereโd you go? We gotta keep training so we can defend the Briar Valley! Iโm gonna win this time, just watch!โ He tripped down the last few stepped, falling hard on his knees.ย
โSebek!โ (Y/N) called, taking a step to him before being cut short by Lilia rushing forward.ย
Sebek sniffed loudly, pushing himself up, face turning red at the effort of keeping his tears at bay.ย
โThere now, soldier,โ Lilia said, kneeling down. โA warrior of the Briar Valley must keep his composure in the face of battle, yes?โย
Sebek looked up and gasped. He jumped up to attention, retrieving the fallen play sword he had dropped. โYes, sir, General Lilia, sir!โ He said, saluting.ย
Lilia chuckled, ruffeling Sebekโs hair. โBy any chance, young one, youโre not related to Baur Zigvolt, are you?โย
โIs Grandpa here? Iโm gonna show him how strong I got! Look, look!โ He exaggerated flexing. Noticing Silver fast asleep, he frowned, an impressively frustrated look for such a small boy. โSilver! Youโre sleeping again!โย
โNooo,โ Silver whined, burying himself further in Liliaโs chest.ย
Sebek kept jumping up to tug on Silverโs shirt until Lilia set him down. Sebek immediately grabbed the still sleepy boyโs hand and dragged him away, waving his sword at the various still hiding Disamonia residents and talking about all the adventures they were going to have. Lilia watched them wreak havoc, a small content smile making its way on his face without his noticing.ย
He schooled his features back into stoney fury when (Y/N) sidled up next to him, clearing her throat. โSo, I bet you have some questions.โย
While Lilia was skeptical about (Y/N)โs explanation, he was more acceptable to going to a more secure location. They went to the gym, Lilia holding Silverโs hand in one of his, his large magearm slug over his other shoulder. Sebek kept watch in front of the group, jumping and swinging his sword and marching while promising to protect them and become a great knight. The sun had dipped below the horizon, casting the campus in warm gold and pink light, stretching shadows along the pathways.ย
(Y/N) pushed open the doors of the gym, the clatter and cacophony of excited children immediately pouring out. Ortho was playing some high energy kind of childrenโs music from his built-in speakers, flashing colorful lights to the beat. Jamil and Cater were dancing, holding hands and spinning around and around until they got so dizzy they collapsed in a fit of giggles.ย
Idia was sitting in front of the water tank, a board game laid out in front of him. Azul had his face pressed closed to the glass, pointing to indicate his moves for the game. Frustrated at a move Idia, who smirked triumphantly, made, one of Azulโs tentacles shot out of the tank to aggressively move his piece, crossing his arms with a self-satisfied smirk.ย
On the other side of the tank, Riddle and Trey were throwing a ball between each other then into the tank where Floyd would whack it with his long tail sending it carrining back out of the water. The two other boys would squeal and run around, trying to catch the ball and smack it back up before it touched the ground.ย
Jack was sitting with his back against the tank, a large seek-and-find picture book open on his lap. Jade was leaning half way out of the tank, occasionally dipping back down to look over Jackโs shoulder. Jack would lift the book up for Jade to get a better look at and they both would point out the various hidden objects.ย
Vil was sitting on his knees, braiding Leonaโs hair. Leonaโs tail twitch. He snapped his teeth at Vilโsย hands. โStop!โ Vil said, commanding even as a child. Leona nipped again, half-heartedly. Vil huffed, fists on his hips. โStop!โ Leona rolled his eyes, yawned loudly, then rolled over, letting Vil continue unbothered.ย
Rook, Kalim, Ruggie, Epel, Ace, and Deuce were all involved in an intense game of freeze tag, supervised by Vargus. Seeing the newcomers, Ace cheated and broke his freeze by running over to them, grabbing Sebek and Silverโs hands and pulling them into the game. Sebek yelled in protest but made no attempt to avoid joining. Silver waved goodbye to Lilia before tagging Epel back into the game.ย
Sam and Trien were at a makeshift cooking station, a couple of portable food warmers under disposable aluminum foil trays, dividing up dinner of spaghetti, garlic bread, and a thrown together salad to try and pretend they were being healthy. This idea was quickly dismissed as Sam took off the cover of a tray of thick fudgy brownies. Kitten Grim would jump on the table and try to shove his face into the trays to get an early bite, only to be gently pushed off, where the process would repeat almost immediately. Crewel was rolling out mats and sleeping bags in another corner of the gym, rolling his eyes at Crowley who was giving some dramatic speech.ย
โThisโฆโ Lilia started. โIsnโt exactly what I imagine Night Raven College to be like.โ
โYeah,โ (Y/N) said. โUsually things are more on fire.โ She couldnโt help but smile at Lilaโs baffled expression.ย
She started counting heads, rounding up each dorm as the children all gathered together to get their dinner. She frowned, her suspicions confirmed.ย
โWeโre missing one.โ
โHmm?โ Crowly said. โI canโt think of anyone else.โย
โYeah, that tracks. Sit tight, I think I know where he is.โย
A wind has started to blow across campus, twirling fallen leaves and casting a chill across (Y/N)โs exposed skin. Soon, the gloomy facade of Ramshackle dorm loomed on top of the hill. She opened the old iron gate, scanning around the yard. And there, just like she knew he would be, was a young boy with black horns.ย
He was staring up at the eaves and roof of the old house. To anyone else, it would have looked like he was watching the appearing stars in the sky, tracking constellations. But (Y/N) knew better, matching his gaze to the various gargoyles arranged around the dorm. She ducked inside, grabbing a quilt from one of the couches in the sitting room. She draped the blanket over his shoulders, crouching down next to him. He didnโt look away, only moving to clutch the quilt tighter over his slight frame.ย
โTheyโre pretty cool, right?โ (Y/N) said.ย
โI like that one,โ Malleus says, pointing to a gargoyle on the corner of the roof, crouched like a frog with stone wings forming an umbrella over his head, mouth open in a ghoulish grin.ย
โI call him Clyde. He doesn't really work anymore though.โ
โOh,โ Malleus said, disappointed.ย
โRobins build their nest in his mouth. A friend of mine helped me block off the drain pipe so the birds wouldnโt get flushed out without hurting the statue. He really likes gargoyles, but we both thought the sacrifice was worth it.โย
โOh,โ Malleus said again, more intrigued. โAre there babies?โ
โYup. Theyโre all bald with big eyes and their mama will swoop at your face if you get too close.โ She replicated the swooping motion with her hand, ending with a boop on Malleusโs nose.ย
Giggling, Malleus points to another beastial gargoyle. โWhat about that one?โย
โThatโs Fredrick, but we call him Freddie. See how heโs facing that other one on the other roof? Sheโs Isabella and theyโre hopelessly in love. A little while ago, they had a fight and Isabella turned around. Which was kind of a problem because then all the water she was draining away went right into the second floor bathroom. It was a really cold shower.โ She exaggerated shivering, rubbing up and down her arms.ย
She continued pointing out the various sculptures around Ramshackle dorm, retelling Malleus all the stories and facts the older version of him had told her what seemed ages ago. The child Malleus would occasionally cut in with facts about gargoyle construction or history, enthusiastic to be sharing his precious information with a fellow gargoyle appreciator.ย
โYou know,โ (Y/N) said, the two of them sitting on the lawn, fireflies gently floating around them. โI met a gargoyle that could talk once.โย
He gasped, jolting up on his knees. โReally? Where, where? What did it say?โย
โWell, we were kind of in the middle of something important when we first met. But after we got all of that sorted he was really nice! He lived in a big bell tower that looked over the whole city and told us all about his friends who lived there. He had one friend who was really sad, and being sad made him angry. But the gargoyle helped us understand what his friend was feeling and helped us make everything better. And now weโre all friends! I think so, anyway. Not sure if Rollo would agree if I asked himโฆโ She trailed off, speaking the last part mostly to herself.ย
Malleus sat back down. โI donโt have many friends,โ He said in a small voice. โThe palace is really big and thereโs not a lot of people in it. Do you think heโd be my friend too?โย
Imagining the scowl Rollo would probably give her for her answer, (Y/N) smiled and said, โAbsolutely. I can be your friend, too, if you want.โย
โReally?โย
โItโs a promise. And I know some other people who would want to be your friend, too. Theyโre with Lilia in-โ
โLilia is here?โ Malleus jumped up, eyes wide and smiling. โWhere, where? Did he go traveling again? Did he bring me back a present? He brings me flags from all the places heโs been! Theyโre called, uh, theyโre calledโฆโ He frowned, thinking hard.ย
โPennants?โย
โYes, pennants!โย
โWell, I donโt know, but heโs at a party right now and wanted me to come get you.โ She could practically see the stars in his eyes as he hopped up and down. She stood, holding out her hand. โCome on, we donโt want to be late.โย
He grabbed her hand, pulling her down the road. โCome on, come on! Itโs rude to be late when youโre invited somewhere!โย
She laughed at his eagerness, despite not knowing exactly where he was going. Suddenly, she felt her skin prickle, like she had just been hit with a blast of cold air without the actual temperature change. โHornton, I mean, Malleus, what-โ Before she could say another word, they both were encased by a shimmering yellow-green light, vanishing and reappearing several feet down the road. (Y/N) felt a wave of vertigo at the sudden teleportation, not extremely dissimilar from when she went through the mirror portal for the first time.ย
After a few more overly excited teleportations, and (Y/N) gently redirecting them back in the right direction a few times, the duo arrived back to the gym. Malleus was hopping up and down in anticipation, but froze when she pushed open the door. His wide eyes darted around to each group playing.ย
โWhatโs wrong?โ (Y/N) asked, kneeling down to him.ย
โWhat if they donโt like me?โ He said in a small voice. (Y/N) felt her heart break a little. โWhat if theyโre scared of me?โ Okay, now her heart was fully broken.ย
She turned him so they were face to face, taking his hands in hers. โMalleus, itโs okay to feel nervous. A lot of new things can seem pretty scary at first. I know I was really scared when I first came here. But you know what? The people I met here are my best friends in the entire world. They can be prickly and stubborn and rough around the edges. But theyโre also brave and generous and kind, even if they wonโt admit it out loud. Youโll never find a better group of people to go through a storm with.โย
Malleus squeezed her hands back, setting his face with determination and nodded once.ย
โThereโs my brave prince. Come on, I know just who to introduce you to.โย
The bed area that Crewel had so deliberately laid out earlier had been torn up. Blankets and pillows were stacked high in two barriers facing each other across the gym. The tiny pillow fort soldiers raced behind their barricades in oversized t-shirts and sweatpants as improved pajamas.ย ย
โHey, there,โ (Y/N) said, stopping Kalim running by with a touch on his shoulder. โNow what kind trouble did you all get into while I was gone?โย
โWeโre having a pillow fight!โ Kalim said, clutching a bright blue seat cushion to his chest.ย
โItโs a war!โ Epel yelled from his side of the barricade.ย
โFloyd threw a ball at Azul and Idiaโs game and Idiaโs hair went all โwhoosh!โ and that woke up Leona so Leona stole the ball and popped it, and then Riddle got mad and tried to do his collar anti-magic magic on him but he missed at hit Vil and that made Rook sad so he tried to pull the collar off but it wouldnโt work, so then Jack tried to pull it off cause Jackโs much more stronger but it wouldnโt work and he let go too fast and he hit Sebek, so now weโre all at war!โ Kalim said all in one breath.ย
โItโs not a war!โ Epel yelled, waving two pillows in the air. โItโs a massa- a messacu- a massecure - youโre gonna lose!โย
Pillows and balled up blankets started flying like snowballs. As the puffy projectiles flew, one veered off course, smacking right into Malleusโs stary-eyed face.ย
Everyone froze. The pillow seemed to be stuck to Malleusโs face for a few comical seconds before dropping, revealing his blank expression. A slow, eerie smile stretched across his chubby child face.ย
โAh, so this is how other people play, is it?โ He said. He started to hover several inches off the ground, discarded pillows rising up around him, surrounded by a holographic green light. (Y/N) could have sworn the lights started to flicker. โThen, letโs continue with the game!โย
Levitating pillows flew through the air, zipping around like homing missiles. The children shrieked and laughed as they dove for cover or tried to swat away the projectiles with their own pillow weapons. Ace dove in front of Deuce to block and attack, Deuce dramatically falling to his knees to hold Aceโs overdramatically โdeadโ body after. Jamil stood in front of Kalim, wielding two pillows like nunchucks to bat away incoming pillows. Kalim just jumped up and down, clapping his hands in joy, not noticing Jamil rolling his eyes. Ruggie was taking advantage of the bedlam to sneak past the teen chaperones, who werenโt doing so much chaperoning as taking bets as they watched. Ruggie pulled down the tray of brownies, snickering as he darted off to enjoy his spoils. Azul was at the top of the tank, head whipping back and forth to follow the attacks. Rook threw a pillow at him, smacking the octopus mer before it got waterlogged and sunk in the tank. Azulโs face started to crumble and he sniffed, holding back budding tears. Floyd and Jade zipped to the side of the tank, rearing up and spitting out two streams of water. Rook cried out at suddenly getting wet, running in circles. Idia had climbed up on Orthoโs shoulders, who was flying above the fluffy carnage.ย
Leona jumped up, grabbing a pillow midair, sinking his teeth into it and shaking until stuffing started to pop out. He spit it out, holding his own pillow aloft as he pointed at Malleus with all the authority and bravado of a decorated general on the battlefield.ย
โCharge!โ He yelled.ย
โIโll protect you, my liege!โ Sebek shouted, he and Silver jumping in front of Malleus, one pillow held out like a shield and another above their heads like a squishy square sword.ย
(Y/N) picked up kitten Grim, scratching under his chin as he purred. She sat crossed legged next to the professors and Lilia. โSo, I think itโs going pretty well so far.โย
Lilia was staring at Malleus, who cackled in delight at the retaliation. โHeโฆโย
(Y/N) nudged him with her elbow. โHe looks just like his mom, huh?โย
โHis-?!โ He relaxed, smiling fondly. โYes, he does.โย
After the battle, which would be spoken about in legends for generations to come, finally petered out, (Y/N) started gathering the exhausted children to the bathroom to brush their teeth. Trey darted between sinks, double checking that everyone was flossing as well. Back out in the gym, they all climbed into their makeshift beds, snuggling down and yawing wide.ย
โWait!โ Deuce called out as (Y/N) stood up.ย
She knelt back down next to him. โYeah? Whatโs up, bud?โย
Suddenly bashful, Deuce crumpled his blanket in his hands. โI, um, I need a good night kiss! My mom always gives me a good night kiss and makes sure Iโm all tucked in so the monsters canโt get me!โย
โHey!โ Ace said, jumping up. โI want a kiss, too! Cause of the monsters, nothing else!โย
Soon, all the kids were back wide awake, clamoring for attention and kisses.ย
โDown, down!โ Crewel shouted. He sighed in frustration. โHonestly, youโre all like overexcited puppies.โย
(Y/N) laughed as the kids grumbled back to their beds.โDonโt worry, Iโll make sure no monsters get anywhere near you.โ She knelt down, kissing the top of Deuceโs head. Deuce blushed, diving under his blankets, pulling them tight over his head. Ace huffed, crossing his arms in the pinnacle of frustration. (Y/N) kissed the top of his head too, and he turned red, hiding his face in his pillow.ย
(Y/N) made her rounds, saying good night to everyone individually, giving them a kiss on the head or cheek. Some were excited, Cater, Ruggie, Kalim, and Floyd, while others were more bashful, Riddle, Azul, Idia, Epel, and Sebek. When she kissed Rookโs forehead, he jumped up, saying, โPlus! Plus!โ She peppered his chubby cheeked face with more kisses as he giggled victoriously. Silver was already asleep, curled up on Liliaโs lap, but sighed happily as she pressed a kiss to his temple.
โWhat a strange human ritual,โ Lilia said, trying to sound as nonchalant as possible. โIโฆ I suppose I should participate as well, shouldnโt I?โย
(Y/N) laughed. โOf course, general,โ She pressed a kiss to his cheek. He stiffened and turned his head to hide his blush.ย
โLeona?โ She asked, kneeling next to the lion princeโs bed. โDo you want a good night kiss, too?โย
โHmph,โ He said. โI donโt need it. Iโm too big for that baby stuff.โย
โIf heโs giving up his share,โ Malleus said, tugging on (Y/N)โs arm. โIโll gladly take it instead.โย
Leona threw himself across (Y/N)โs lap. โNo! You canโt give the lizard more than you give me! (Y/N)โs mine!โ He tried to roar, which sounded more like an angry wet cat than the king of the jungle.ย
They each grabbed one of her arms, tugging viciously. โOkay, okay! Donโt worry! You both can get as many good night kisses as you want.โย
โMe first!โ Malleus said.ย
โNo, me first!โ Leona countered.ย
โEasy, boys, no need to fight.โ She took their hands, putting them together palms facing her, then kissed them both. Leonaโs ears flicked up and back, tail whipping around, forcing himself to look indifferent despite how much he obviously cared. Malleus just beamed. She kissed each of their foreheads and tucked them back into bed.ย
Finally, with everyone satisfied with their kisses and tucked in, (Y/N) turned off the lights in the gym, leaving one on in the far corner to act as a night light. She scooped up Grim, cradling him in her arms, and slipped into her own bed.โGood night, everyone.โย
There was a sleepy chorus of โGood night,โ before silence filled the air, interrupted only by soft snores. Cuddling Grim close, (Y/N) closed her eyes and let all the exhaustion of the day drag her down into sleep.ย
(Y/N) was woken abruptly the next morning by a pillow being thrown in her face. She let out an โOufโ as Grim, now full sized again, jumped out from her hold and off her stomach to escape getting hit. She sat up quickly, just in time to catch another pillow being thrown.ย
โI said get off me!โ Jamil said, shoving a confused and bleary eyed Ruggie off from on top of him.ย
โWhy am I soaked?โ Azul said, wringing out his shirt as a pool of water formed around his, Jade, and Floydโs feet, the water tank overturned next to them.ย
Around the gym, everyone had reverted back to their normal ages, untangling themselves from their flat beds and trying to recollect the events that led them there. The professors had also reverted to their previous size, spilling out of their own beds they had quickly outgrown.ย
โI guess none of you remember what happened yesterday?โ (Y/N) said.ย
Jack rubbed his temples. โSomething about a virus? I think? Andโฆโ He trailed off, looking over at Azul and lowering his voice. โWhy do I want to call Azul cute?โย
โAck!โ Cater yelled in surprise. โWhy is my phone all sticky?!โย
โForget your phone!โ Grim said. โWhy are there ink stains on my beautiful fur?!โย
โOh, donโt worry,โ (Y/N) said, standing with a mischievous smile. She pulled out her phone, opening up the photos app. โI took a very detailed record of everything.โ
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Stuck in TWST without meds
and also they're yandere or something
@shironakuronatasa here you go pookie <3
Because everyone is different, I'm gonna be focusing on the meds I take and the things I experience! If you're inspired to write one of your own based on your types of meds, go for it! I'd love to see others' takes on this :3
I'm still writing in 2nd person, but you/mc is heavily based off of me!
(And if you still want a personalized one but don't want to write it, my commissions are open/hj)
Tw for one mention of suicidal ideation.
Imagine...
You don't quite have a clusterfuck of things going on in your head, but sometimes it can feel like it. Autism, Anxiety, depression, and ADD. Thankfully, you have access to medication, and they work well for you.
Although you can't keep the downward spiraling from the depression and anxiety away completely, it is far more manageable with your medication. You've found that when off them, you are far more prone to completely fall apart at even the slightest inconvenience. It feels like constant stormy waters, with stormclouds that only make the waves worse. But when on them, the storm disappears. Yes, the waves still get rocky and tip your boat from side to side, but you're emotionally stable enough to handle them.
Then the meds for your ADD. With them you have the razor sharp focus to not only take care of projects and work, but also to simply take care of yourself. When off of those, even simple tasks like taking out the trash can take hours, especially since you so easily forget steps, and will stop the chore in the middle, genuinely thinking it's complete.
But you have your meds, so you manage just fine.
Until you're sucked into Twisted Wonderland.
First of all, even if you had already taken the meds for anxiety/depression, there's not much they could do in the face of being transported and consequently trapped in a different dimension. But they do still help, and instead of bawling, you manage to keep a cool (enough) head and get yourself settled into Ramshackle.
But they don't last you long. They had built up in your system enough to last you a few days, but time and circumstances were not on your side.
Even though Grim is by no means an emotional support pet, and is by all means a little shit, he manages to push his pride aside when he can tell you really need it.
Especially the days where you wonder if death is what will bring you back home...
Grim will act as if he helps you for his own purposes, but he is genuinely there for you.
The others, however...
First of all, quite a few of them don't completely understand... you're extra sad and spacey, but you had some kind of magic to help with it back home, but you don't have them here, and without them you get... sad and spacey?
Riddle probably sees it as some pathetic excuse. It's not until after his overblot that his tune completely changes and he is giving you all the special treatment. Even if you mess up on purpose, even if it's something that really frustrates him, he'll justify it as you not knowing any better. Which is patronizing as hell.
Ace will use it to his advantage. Getting into trouble and having you take the brunt. And you play along with it, because, again, Riddle is treating you like an incompetent child, so you are all for raising Cain with Ace. What Ace really loves about this, though, is that it makes you more willing to hang out with him, and more likely to dislike Riddle.
I imagine Deuce has something going as well, though I don't quite know what, and neither does he. But he finds a kindred spirit in you. Study sessions with him are a MUST, and you share your different study and coping tactics, while he stares at your lovely face.
Trey relishes in caring for you. If you're having any kind of sudden increase in stress or sorrow, he is fucking there. He will scoop you up and take you to the kitchen and treat you with his home baked goodies right then and there. Same with your academics, if you need help with academics, it's to the kitchen for tutoring. And as bad as it is, he finds himself wishing you'd give in and lean on him completely.
Leona will also be there for you in depressive episodes. He sees how you always go to Grim when your upset, notices the little things that Grimm does that helps, and starts subtly using them whenever you're upset. Not even just if it's depression/anxiety related, if you're upset with him specifically he'll start purring in that low register that has your heart slowing. He'll rest his body on your chest as a weighted blanket. He'll let you pet him and comb through his hair. All until all you associate Leona with is safety and comfortโas you should from a mate.
Ruggie is SUCH a little meanie at first! Specifically regarding your ADD. Once he sees how much it genuinely upsets you, though, he'll back off. He does have a manipulative streak, though, and will use your anxiety against you. Any way he can get you to distrust others and seek him out is a good way.
Jack is one who does not fuckin understand at first, but once he does, he's supportive. He asks if there's anyway he can help and you offhandedly tell him about emotional support dogs, and he is locked on. He's embarrassed by it at first, of course, but he can tell how safe it makes you feel, and like Leona he is completely fucking for that. Though he won't just be emotional support, no, he'll be the guard dog chasing away anything that could possibly trigger you.
School is very difficult for you without your ADD meds. You can manage, but it is far more stressful and difficult than it needs to be. So, of course, you have those generously offering to help youโspecifically Azul, who's more than willing to help... at a price, of course.
Floyd really likes when you daze off in class... When you're staring blankly, mind thinking about so many things except whatever the professor is droning on about. The way your eyes glaze over, the way you're so focused on whatever the fuck is going on in your head, the way your lips part ever so slightly... All your idle habits are endlessly entrancing to him. And, goes without saying, every single time you're especially depressed, he offers a good squeeze session.
Jade, the manipulative bastard, will purposely set you up for failure so that you feel like you need to go to him for help. Because lord knows Azul will make you pay for it, but not your good friend Jade. Plus, if you ever mention how hiking can help with mood, lord save your soul...
Jamil is such a DICK. He will be degrading you at every second, completely taking over whatever it is you try to do. Even if it has nothing to do with him. God, you remind him of Kalim, but at least you don't have the nerve to be so fucking happy all the time. A sick part of him likes when you're sad. You're less annoying when you're depressed, specifically, without little energy or motivation to do or be anything else. He'd happily take care of you then. He'll do whatever you need done. You'd probably do it wrong anyway.
Kalim feels so fucking seen and understood. He honestly felt like some kind of freak for so much of his life, but you... you're kinda like him! A lot sadder though. Your very existence brightens his life, so he's made it his mission to brighten yours. He also really can't stand it when you're with others. It's so obvious you two are meant for each other! He views your shared ADD symptoms as evidence of soulmateship.
Vil is another case of not fully understanding. You're making excuses. Until he takes it a bit too far, pushes even more than what you can handle, and you fully break down in front of him. You're so completely and utterly vulnerable in that moment. He doesn't know if it's a very dedicated manipulation tactic to get out of his nitpicking, but... he becomes a little more sympathetic with you. Vil recognizes that, for whatever reason, you do in fact seem to struggle more with certain things. And yet, despite that, you still try. You continue push yourself, even if what youre pushing towards is, by other people's standards, the norm/mediocrity/minimum. And in you he starts to see a bit of himself. Especially since, let's face it, with depression, anxiety, and add, it is very likely you relate more to Vil than you do Niege. He helps you, and in turn you help him, though you don't even realize it. Helping you be happier with yourself helps him be happy with himself. And he'll fucking slaughter anyone who takes you away from him.
Rook, like Vil, is easily able to recognize how much you not only struggle, but how much you try. And he finds that incredibly beautiful. Needless to say, he is often watching you. Everything you do is enchanting. He memorizes every. single. stim. and habit. Sometimes when you get frustrated, he just wants to scoop you up in his arms and shower you in kisses, but then you'd realize he broke into your room...
Epel will see how much you get pushed around, and takes it upon himself to defend you. He also sees a bit of himself in you. Sometimes he purposely waits around you, and at the first sign of trouble, he'll attack.
Sometimes you just get too fucking overstimulated and you need a break. And in those times, you've found Idia to be the best person to go to. You both started off pretty distant. You approached him, upset, and asked for a quiet place. You put in headphones and just laid down right there. The two of you just sat in silence, with headphones in, doing your own things, blocking out the world. And, oh, how Idia came to crave those moments. He began to depend on you for comfort, ans hoping that you would similarly come to depend on him. You're different from those other normies, you're the only one who gets him so please just stay with him! He will start to modify his room to be the perfect sensory room, the only place in the school you can go to fully regulate yourself. He starts going out with you, acting as if you're really helping him step out of his shell, when really he just wants to spend more time with you, and will continue to shy away from everyone else and hide behind you. This man desperately needs you to need him as desperately as he needs you.
You are so. Fucking. Cute. Malleus finds your every single quirk so fucking attractive. He doesnt like, however, seeing you so upset. So sad. And the kind of sad where he is helpless to help you. He also really doesn't like it when you're upset at yourself. Don't you realize you're perfect? And who cares if you're not good at any of the school stuff? Malleus doesn't. You don't need any of those skills anyway, with Malleus Draconia here to always take care of you.
if you want the rest of diasomnia or the secret character I subtly didn't include lmk
part two out now!!
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Grim's rankings
Summary: How Grim feels about your boyfriend
Characters: Grim!! NRC boys (- Ortho) mentioned
A/N: I've seen a couple post like this for the staff but nobody's talked about Grim, so I'm going to
Riddle Rosehearts:
No, no, no. Why Riddle? Itโs like you forgot what heโs like. What are you, a nerd? Heโs going to make Grim study and follow the rules. Thatโs boring! He does not approve of Riddle. All heโs going to do is nag you. Is that what youโre into Prefect? Nagging?
Not Grim approved!
Trey Clover:
Heโs fine. Grim doesnโt really have anything against Trey, and he can also bake. As long as he doesnโt start forcing him to brush his teeth, heโs fine with him. Heโll bother Trey to bake him sweets when heโs hungry.
Grim approved!
Cater Diamond:
He doesnโt like Cater. Heโs always trying to take pictures of him. If he wants pictures of the Great Grim he needs to pay up. He also canโt stand the way he talks. Heโs not โadorbsโ or whatever Cater calls him. Heโs cool and strong!
Not Grim approved!
Deuce Spade:
Grim thinks Deuce is simple-minded and gets into trouble a lot. Have you seen his delinquent side? He may seem nice, but heโs dangerous. Have you forgotten what heโs like? Seriously, heโs as bad as Ace! He canโt even cook!
Not Grim approved!
Ace Trappola:
Where does he even start? Prefect, are you serious?? Ace is nothing but trouble. Not to mention how much he picks on him. Did you hit your head or are you just dumb? He might be fine being his friend, but romance is where he draws the line. Ace isnโt boyfriend material.
Not Grim approved!
Leona Kingscholar:
Leona!? Really? How did you even get him to go out with you? How is that possible? Grim doesnโt like that. Leona isnโt even friend material, much less boyfriend material. Thatโs what he thinks at first, but then he remembers that Leonaโs rich. So Leona can buy him fancy tuna. Okay, heโs fine with this.
Grim approved!
Ruggie Bucchi:
He respects Ruggieโs greediness, but doesnโt like when it affects him. Ruggieโs stolen food from him. Donโt you remember that, prefect? What if he does it again? Do you care nothing of Grimโs appetite? Grim is also just scared of him. He doesnโt like this.
Not Grim approved!
Jack Howl:
Heโsโฆ fine. He doesnโt necessarily dislike Jack, except for the fact that he canโt see over him. He also works a bit too hard for his liking and heโs always so serious. But it doesnโt really affect him. Jack wonโt bother himโฆ but he will take your attention.. And time. Heโs against it!
Not Grim Approved!
Azul Ashengrotto:
NO! Heโs so sleazy and dastardly. He scammed Grim! What deal do you have with Azul? He thought you were smarter than this prefect. Heโs SOOO against this. Heโll have a long talk with Azul about this, but wonโt believe anything Azul says.
Not Grim approved!
Jade Leech:
No.
Not Grim approved!
Floyd Leech:
Double no.
Not Grim approved!
Kalim Al-Asim:
Grim finds Kalim annoying. Heโs so happy all the time and he has no regard for personal space. Not to mention when he first shoved crackers into his mouth. But, heโs not a bad guy. Heโs also rich and can give him all the fancy tuna. Grimโs fine with this.
Grim approved!
Jamil Viper:
Jamilโs also fine. Despite his overblot. He gets teased by Jamil sometimes, but heโll do some nice things. And he can also cook. Heโs not that mean and heโs also a source of food so Grim is fine with this. Just donโt spend all your time with him, โkay prefect?
Grim approved!
Vil Schoenheit:
Heโs a little too obsessed with beauty for Grimโs taste. Grimโs actually scared that Vil will force him to bathe or something. Heโs also a little salty about not being allowed to participate in the VDC. But heโs rich and can give Grim tuna.
Grim approved!
Rook Hunt:
Nope! Nuh-uh! No way! Rook stalks him! Itโll only get worse if you date him! Dump him! He doesnโt care that Rookโs rich, heโs weird and that matters a lot more to Grim. Heโs terrified of Rook and will never accept you dating him.
Not Grim approved!
Epel Felmier:
Grim surprisingly likes Epel. Heโs not annoying like the other first years and his apple carving skills are impressive. Not to mention, he doesnโt pick on Grim or make fun of him for anything. Heโs fine with Epel.
Grim approved!
Idia Shroud:
NOOOO! He hates Idia, especially with how much Idia wants to pet him. Heโs not a cat and he doesnโt want to be treated as such. He doesnโt want Idia to try and pet him or talk about his โwittle toe beansโ. Heโs not a cat!
Not Grim approved!
Malleus Draconia:
Malleus is fine in Grimโs eyes. Heโs also a prince (AKA rich) which means tuna. He also knows that Malleus is capable of keeping you safe when he isnโt around. Though he can be a little oblivious at times.
Grim approved!
Lilia Vanrouge:
Grim hates Lilia! Heโs always popping out of nowhere and scaring him. He also teases him a lot. He canโt even cook. Grim will eat anything except for Liliaโs cooking.
Not Grim approved!
Silver Vanrouge:
Grim thinks heโs alright. Heโs pretty quiet and difficult to read, but Grim isnโt bothered by it that much. He hasnโt ever gotten into a fight with him either. He can also cook! Silver isnโt that bad. Though Grim canโt tell if Silver actually likes you or not.
Grim approved!
Sebek Zigvolt:
No. Sebekโs so loud. He can barely hear himself think when Sebekโs around. And heโs always insulting him for what he does. Grim thinks Sebek should mind his business. Heโs against it. Sebek is just bad.
Not Grim approved!
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โโWILL YOU MARRY ME? ..FOR THE FOOD OF COURSE
SUMMARY: a friend on the inside told you that this restaurant gives out free food to guests who propose.. well what better way to get free food than to get your crush in on this?
CHARACTERS: all (+RSA and ROLLO)
WARNINGS: none
NOTES: ignore the fact itโs a ton of highschool students getting proposed to
reader gender is not mentioned, reader could be yuu
THINKS ITS STUPID ; YOU PROPOSE
so let him get this straight. you want to fake a marriage proposal with him just to get a free dinner at a fancy restaurant? are you joking? why would you want to go through the hassle? he could literally cook or get someone to cook you a meal twice as good! also for free! youโre so lucky he likes you too. i mean what. anyways, reluctantly, he agreed to the plan.
as you got on one knee, he couldnโt help his heart from pounding. itโs fake, the boy reminded himself, trying to suppress his painfully obvious heartbeat. you slide the ring on his finger, the applause around him being the only to pull him out of lala land. at first he thought it was dumb, but next time, he wouldnโt mind doing this again so long as you donโt go back on your word.
he forgot about the food and barely ate.
ace, riddle, leona, azul, jamil, idia, sebek, rollo
HESITANT, BUT AGREES ; HE PROPOSES
proposal? like, marriage proposal? oh. oh seven. SERIOUSLYโ wait, no, a staged one. whoops. haha, you got him. gosh darn it.. you want to do this with him though? you couldโve asked anyone else! what an honor it is to pretend to marry you.. itโs like a dream come true! sort of. hold on, what if he gets carried away? jeez, it makes him nervous just thinking about it.. can he do this? is this morally correct? well you asked him first.. okay, heโll do it!
the ring box rests in his pocket, waiting for your signal before he can ask for your hand. as he got on his knee, he could feel his hands tremble, begging not to screw up or accidentally drop the ring. his eyes meet yours, as did the audiences. the heat in his cheeks rose immensely as he uttered the four magic words, your acceptance gaining cheers from the crowd. that.. that felt good. heโll definitely propose to you again! but the next time he does, it wonโt be for show.
he was sad when he remembered this was fake. the food didnโt taste good anymore.
deuce, cater, trey, jack, ruggie, epel, malleus, silver
HE GETS REALLY INTO IT ; HE PROPOSES
there was no convincing involved at all. the moment you said โletโs fake a proposalโ he already agreed. and please let me tell you how into it he got. he went through rehearsals, wrote down heartfelt poems, and even got all dolled up just for the occasion. he showed up to your door with a bouquet of flowers, lifting your hand to brush against his lips, escorting you by the arm to his transportation, just the whole thing. like damn youโre not even in public yet. relax.
at the restaurant, he grabbed your hands suddenly, turning you to face him. he began to go on about how much he loved you, and how much your moments together meant to him. he lowered himself onto one knee, pulling the velvet box out of his pockets. you are presented with a REAL ring (not the fake one you offered, nono), with a glittering stone on top. this was an act, yet even you believed it was real for a moment. you accept his proposal before he suddenly pulled you in with his lips nearly against yours.
he pulls back, the sounds of tears from the waiter and compliments from other customers being the only sounds made in the moment. he plays it off like it was nothing, yet you felt yourself overheating at his bold acts. if this is how far heโll go for an act, imagine how far heโll go for the real thing.
ate his meal like nothing happened. you were the one who couldnโt eat.
jade, vil, rook, lilia cheโnya
YOU HAD HIM THE SECOND YOU SPOKE ; YOU PROPOSE
yes. you didnโt even need to finish your sentence, itโs a yes. heโll do it. ohhh propose! sure! heโll do it right now! what? later? okay! wait, just pretend? ah. he sees now. while a little disappointed that this was just for a free meal, heโll still do it. itโs basically real if you act like it is, right? whatever! you asked him to do this, meaning you must like him enough right? heโs excited now just thinking about! donโt worry about anything, heโs got it all figured out!
or he thought he did. you grab his hand as you wore a charming smile on your face. you spoke of fond memories you had of him and moments youโve had together (that didnโt actually happen) which just gave him butterflies. he was such anice outgoing and cheery person, yet, this is the first time he just canโt find the words. as you asked for his hand in marriage, he felt his heart skip a beat before accepting gracefully. as you both hear your congratulations, finished your meal, and left the restaurant, he refused to take the ring off of his finger. heโll wear it forever. itโll look very nice with the real one he got you when itโs his turn to propose.
pookie please take the ring off it made a dent in your finger
floyd, kalim, neige
YOU HAD HIM AT FREE FOOD
free? food? now those are words ruggie likes to hear in the same sentence. AND ITS A FANCY RESTAURANT? sign. him. up. thereโs proposal involved? cool. while heโs also really into that, he seemed more interested in what kind of foods they give out for free yknow what im saying?
will it be authentic sunset savanna dishes? scalding sands dishes? foods from the shaftlands? cmon, just spit it out. itโs not that he doesnโt care! you actually did catch him off guard with that proposal bit. heโs just really excited for the food part. when he saw the restaurant, he could already tell the food was going to be good.
as the proposal goes along, yada, yada, yada, the dinner is presented on the table. was he in heaven? did he die? cause holy crappp.. getting to become his crushes fiancรฉ while also eating good was his idea of paradise! and this was just one restaurant that did this? what about the others? you canโt just leave em hanging! when you guys actually propose to each other, heโll definitely want to do it in another fancy restaurant.
ruggie
A/N: hey guys im back (god damn thatโs a lot of tags)
date published: 8/16/24
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One last dance before the Halloween end
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since you guys liked my idea so much here it is: WAYS THE NRC BOYS WOULD MAKE YOU WORSE
reader's personality is based more off of in-game yuu than anything? this set of hcs is a bunch of hypotheticals basically. this can be read as platonic or romantic idk each guy is written as if they are the closest person to you, friends or otherwise.
IF YOU SEE A TYPO NO YOU DONT
mentally preparing myself for the "i wouldnt do that!!!!!" comments...and post.

Riddle increases your attentiveness to the rules tenfold. No matter how meek you are, he makes your voice strongโand oh boy does it carry. Youโre yelling at people for running in the halls, chastising them for not doing their homework, and opening your mouth wider when you speak. For a school full of troublemakers like Night Raven, the entire student body is so disappointed thereโs another Riddle.
Trey makes you more passive, less likely to speak up when you see something. Heโs always stood back in the shadows, watching over everything without saying a word, and itโs seeped into your personality, too. Youโre spineless now. This world is unfamiliar, why should you try to do anything? Youโd only stand out. You donโt want to be outstanding. You want to be as normal as possible. So you stand back.
Cater gets you wrapped up in the hype of social media. It started out as a way to indulge his interests but now youโre on Magicam all day, scrolling and scrolling and scrolling. You send things to your friends and say โhey, we should do thisโ but never make any actual effort to connect with them outside of that. You fall easier into jealousy because youโre surrounded by glamor.
Deuce makes you reckless. Heโs so willing to throw himself into things and it spurs you to do the same, no matter how many times your teachers or potential upperclassmen tell you not to. You canโt hear anything but Deuce and his yelling, his enthusiasm and terror for whichever situation you two find yourselves in, knowing that youโd follow him anywhere.
Ace makes you all the more prickly, your sharp jabs and irritating smugness a product of spending too much time with him. You two are two peas in a pod, but to an outsider you two just seem...irritating. You have a talent for getting under peopleโs skin and have definitely gotten better at lying.
Leona thinks its so cute how you try to defend him at every twist and turn. Like no, he is as dastardly as everyone is saying. Why are you trying to deny it? Youโre suddenly seeing reason in the most massive ego-ed people this side of Sage Island and Leona honestly doesnโt know if he should be concerned for you or be amused because of you. (This one in particular was inspired by @loser-jpg LMAO)
Ruggie could have made you prioritize yourself more, but you think he took it a bit too far. See, now youโre snatching cafeteria items and worksheets right under peopleโs noses, giggling as they demand you give it back. Sometimes they donโt even notice you, but even if they did youโve learned how to be lighter on your feet.
Jack and you are incredibly uncooperative people (unless you owe someone, of course.) Heโs guided you away from asking for help, insisting that the people here will take advantage of you then turning around to say that he doesnโt care, he just doesn't want to get wrapped up in your mess. Itโs like you canโt trust anyone but him and your Heartslabyul friends anymore.
Azul has given you one nasty sense of perception, allowing you to key into every little detail and find loopholes in the things people say in a second. Heโs turned you into a deadly asset, one he treasures just as much as the student body fears. You read over his contracts and point out what you would do to get out of them, and he adjusts accordingly. What a fine team you two make!
Jade makes it clear that his morals are less than savory, and will often encourage you to partake in things you really shouldn't. You rationalize it as Jade helping you go after the things you want, to finally take and take and take from people when youโve been so selfless all your life, because it's what you deserve isnโt it?
Floyd will often rope you into his schemes, and it's not wrong before you start doing the same. Once a model student, attending every class, you now skip class and watch with amusement as Floyd threatens another student, hiding your smile behind your hand. They may plead for your assistance, but who are you to stop Floyd? This poor soul clearly owed something.
Kalim instills you with a sense of jealousy and helplessness. He has money to solve all of his problems, his life must be so easy. Youโve lived through so many overblots and received no help from anyone, but Kalim has always been so kind and generous to you. It makes you resent him a little, and anyone else who tries to help, because they all have things that you donโt and that's just not fair.
Jamil twists and bends your mind so much that you can do the very same thing to others. Youโve caught onto his little game and he knows it, eyeing you with anticipation whenever you speak in the same honeyed tone he uses when he wants something. Youโve gotten scarily good at hiding it too, shooting him a smug grin because you know he knows, but nobody else does.
Vil brings out so much confidence in your abilities itโs borderline arrogance. You know youโre capable, so why doesnโt everyone just let you handle this? You can do it, they canโt. So they should just step aside. Youโre not doing it to be mean, so why are they getting so annoyed at you? Youโre just better.
Rook has some eccentricities, and youโre well aware of them. They put you off at first, but now youโre used to him. It just seems normal now. Youโre not sure why everyone makes such a big deal out of his tendencies, thatโs just how he is. Heโll stalk you, hunt you down, but heโs having fun! Donโt spoil it for him!
Epel is actually the perfect fit for NRC, you think. Heโs a troublemaker, heโs stubborn, and heโs so, so angry. But heโs right! Why should you respect people who claim to be above you? Itโs so irritating that they walk around with those annoying smirks on their faces. You two should do something about that, donโt you think?
Idia has a very specific way of talking that can not only be confusing, but can also irritate the hell out of people. Of all things you could pick up from him, you picked up his smug jabs and insults, accompanied by a tooth grin and a laugh. Itโs unnerving how much heโs rubbed off on you, a true testament to how close you too are much to the chagrin of the rest of NRC.
Malleus finds so much delight in being your bodyguard, your most trusted companion, that he doesnโt even bat an eye when you use his magic for your own gain. Youโve gotten soft, molding to whatever shape Malleus wants you to be just so he wonโt leave. Youโre helpless without him, only he has the will and the magic to protect you. So wonโt he please stay?
Lilia has a way of dodging the truth, putting a smile on his face even when heโs hurting. It makes you think that, if he can do that, why canโt you? Lilia is smart, he knows how to go about life, so you should follow his lead and bury your problems until theyโll never see the light again.
Sebek has done nothing but berate you for being human since you met him, and even if youโve gotten closer to him over the course of your stay in Twisted Wonderland, youโre starting to think heโs right. If you had magic, if you werenโt human, youโd be more powerful. Itโs a fact. You could do so much more if you werenโt so weak.
Silver has made you complacent. He takes each step carefully, protecting both you and Malleus, so why would you need to protect yourself in any capacity? Itโs so nice, having this safety net. If you could, you'd rely on Silver forever, never facing the cruel realities of the world that are blocked by his strong arms.
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can I request house wardens + leech twins with a reader who doesn't eat enough bc Crowley doesn't give them enough for food, and they end up really ill and collapsing or something. I'm cravin some fluffy comfort rn, pls and thank you ๐
I got you๐ซก๐ซก as someone who's been through an eerily similar situation, I really liked this request
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type of post: headcanons characters: riddle, leona, azul, floyd, jade, kalim, vil, idia, malleus additional info: romantic or platonic, reader is gender neutral, reader is yuu, mentions of food and not eating
Riddle wouldn't even have to like you to rush to your side. but he does like you, which makes it all the worse
after checking your vitals, you're in the infirmary. he's got doctors for parents, after all, and he knows that malnutrition is bad
he should have seen the signs...
with exams coming, he's been so busy, and he assumed that you were just tired from studying
but he can feel guilty later. right now, he needs to focus on you getting well again, and not killing Crowley
(then, of course, he'll look for some legal statute or clause that he can threaten Crowley with so you're fed properly)
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Leona noticed you'd been acting a little weird lately, but watching you collapse still puts him in shock
luckily, Ruggie and Jack are nearby to help you to the infirmary, so Leona can focus on hunting Crowley down like an animal
there are very few times where Leona is particularly grateful for his status, but this is one of them. just one word on how his family will be hearing about Crowley's neglect, and the old bastard is begging him for forgiveness
even after that, Leona still sends Ruggie with snacks and drinks to Ramshackle
and if you ever scare him like that again, you'll regret it (lovingly)
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the news of you collapsing during flight lessons reaches Octavinelle rather fast. no one is particularly surprised, since Floyd had mentioned how easily you'd been bruising lately just the night before, but everyone is certainly worried
Azul is the first at your side, asking you all sorts of questions, worried sick. Jade has to remind him to give you space to rest, since you look exhausted (had you always had those dark circles? how could Azul have not noticed?)
now, Azul and the tweels could easily find a way to pressure Crowley, but they know better than to trust him
from now on, you'll be eating in the Mostro Lounge, free of charge
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perhaps Kalim was just oblivious, because he really didn't think anything was wrong until you were suddenly on the floor in front of him
sure, you'd been a little moody lately, but he figured it was just a thing you were going through. and besides, you know that you can talk to him about anything... right?
Jamil hurries to check your pulse, and shouts for him to get the school nurse- which is jarring, because Jamil never shouts
when you explain everything to Kalim later, he feels... terrible. he should've known- no, he should've asked
Kalim insists you stay at Scarabia while you're recovering, and makes sure you have the most enriching, delicious meals money can buy
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Vil knew it was bad, but not this bad. if he had known you were on the verge of collapsing, he would've taken a firmer approach to getting you to eat
you're going to worry him to death someday, you know that?
after he's done verbally eviscerating Crowley, he'll insist on joining you at every meal. he'll eat at Ramshackle, breakfast, lunch, and dinner, if that's what it takes
he's subtle about it, at least
if he notices that your plate feels empty, he'll just take some food from his and put it on yours. gracefully, elegantly, without a word
you'll come home one day to see your kitchen stocked with vitamins, supplements, and apples (courtesy of Epel)
<3 and a note that says he'll treat you to dinner whenever you want
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never scare Idia like that ever again. he wasn't even with you when you collapsed, and he STILL nearly had a heart attack
listen, he knows he's not a great role model when it comes to nutritional eating, but you have got to tell him these things. he would've had Ortho go get takeout! or something!
typical Crowley behavior, SMH. what does he think you are? a rabbit? even the school horses get treated better...
no way that Idia is going to even bother with that old fart, anyway. you want something? he'll get it for you. you don't even have to ask, he'll just send food to your place (and have Ortho check your vitals more often but shhh)
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I would not want to be in the room when Malleus finds out about this
not even the building. you know what? I'd steer clear of the whole island, because it will not be pretty
when you collapse in front of him, it feels like he's dying, too. the panic sets in, and he sends Lilia to look after you, and Silver and Sebek to escort you to the infirmary, and then he casually threatens to smite Crowley. obviously
if the students and staff of NRC thought Malleus was scary just being Malleus, he's terrifying when he's mad
(rest assured that you will be getting ten times the amount of food from now on)
it's thunderstorms for days after, but he never leaves your side
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