#jacob PLEASE

[devilat-thedoor]

brb plucking my eyes out so i never have to be subjected to this again.

[texasbama]

I SCREAMED😂😂😂😂

[ascendingtostardust]

Didn’t think I’d end the night crying over Jake but here we are

[jakes-black-gibson]

at this point im just speechless

[meetingthestarcatcher]

…oh

[thatcrazycrowgirl]

Me *calls a child over to collect an item*

Jacob, upon greeting them: “Nice day for a bit of bloodshed!”

Me: YOU CAN’T SAY THAT TO A CHILD!

[devilat-thedoor]

“is something bothering you, king?”

[dazaosamu]

ONLY YOU JUST CAME ON AT WORK I STOPPED DEAD IN MY TRACKS IM CRYING IN THE BATHROOM

[antijacob]

[bubblegumwitcher]

Ricky Pickering

Something about his mud-encrusted boots and the way he let smoke curl from his lips and how the sinking sun lit his green hair reminded me of a punk, redneck James Dean.

*Photos not mine*

[jakes-black-gibson]

there’s only so much I can take

[ciderbitten-a]

Doctor Who is a valid historical document. Do you play bagpipes in Scotland?

“Look, I’m sorry, I was alive during the time some of those episodes take place in and I can assure you that the royal family of England are not werewolves. And I do not play the bagpipes, although they are a grand instrument when in the hands of somebody who somebody who knows what they’re doing.”

[devilat-thedoor]

jake kiszka aka the human bendy straw

[diirewollves]

Would you care you learn more about joining the church of Donnel?

I’m sorry, but I already worship the bae, aka Tharja ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[analliebuglifeandsuch]

We just got back home from a 6 day trip

Robin: Were you lonely jacob?

Jacob: No, I had the cat. But the cat was lonely so I don't know if she counts...

[kahtiihma]

You're gonna be able to blow your nose with a pancake. It's so /sappy/.

Jacob