#jackwaltenkin

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walten files kins we got new content its time for you to come out of hiding

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One of my kids just messaged me saying “HAPPY FATHER’S DAY” and I have NEVER FELT MORE VALIDATED AAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE MY LIL KIDDO

-Jack Walten 📼👁️🐇

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Kinning both Felix Kranken and Jack Walten is the funniest yet worst thing ever.

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Me: I don't have a type

Bruno Madrigal (Encanto) and Jack Walten (Tw: horror, The Walten Files): h-

Me: ❤️❤️❤️

(in this house we cherish mentally scarred men who lost everything)

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kinning jack walten means that 50% of my free time is spent having Proud But Sad Dad Moments about sophie, and the other 50% of the time im getting emotional about my wife. i am So Full of love. twf may be a horror but i am soft

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i looked at a piece of fanart of Rose earlier and both verbally and involuntarily said "thats my beautiful wife right there!!!" so im here to say that i love my wonderful wife Rose and my boyfriend Felix where ever either of you are. i love my kids too but this is primarily a spouse/partner appreciation post, dont want Ed, Molly, or Sophie feeling left out though :( - Jack Walten, The Walten Files

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Felix Kranken, I hope you’re rotting in hell for what you’ve done. Why didn’t you say no? Why didn’t you call me? I trusted you with them. Rosie and I BOTH trusted you with them. Edd and Molly trusted you, for fucks sake. Our sweet, beautiful Edd and Molly… what have you done, Felix? What the fuck have you done to my children? No wonder Linda left you. You’re a selfish fucking coward. Also, no, I don’t care what anyone says! I. am not. nor will i ever be. in love with you. i’m happily married and even if i wasn’t, why would i ever waste my time with the likes of you? you make me so incredibly, violently ill. What the hell is wrong with you? -Jack Walten, The Walten Files.

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i miss my wife, mpc. i miss her a lot. ill be back - jack walten (i think?? it’s still kind of up in the air rn)

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oh falafel i forgot to send in something uhh if you could rush post this today (sept 22nd) i will give you 5c and a whole bag of cat treats mpc. But uh! Happy birthday Jack Walten! Love you man, hope all Jacks out there are doing swell. - Felix K

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Rosemary truly had some kind of Special Wife Magic. I cannot stop thinking about the times when I’d come home from work stressed out and grumpy and she’d just. Scratch gently at my scalp with her hands in my hair and somehow that was my Calm Down Button or something. It worked every single time. She was so incredibly powerful?? I am so in love?? I am NOT strong enough to handle this amount of yearning. —Jack Walten, professional wife lover

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Update on the whole kinsidering Connor from DBH thing: I actually *don't* kin him but instead kin Jack Walten from the Walten Files.