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What kinda antlers/horns do you think any of the girls would have? ( moose vs deer vs caribou etc etc )

I haven't been ignoring this, I've just been like "do I do a full 18 page essay or do I go by vibes?" and we are getting vibes

OG Antler Queen Lottie The horned animal in her vision looks like an elk to me? Elks have big spiky antlers that will wreck your shit (seriously they attack cars), but look at this sweet faced nature baby

Antler Queen... 2!!!! Nat Moose generally just wanna be left alone. White moose are considered to be sacred and rare, and killing them is considered extremely shitty at best and will curse you for life at worst. Kind of like trying to hunt and eat the person who has been feeding you for 9 months. Moose have shovel-hand antlers and I don't know what that means about Nat, but this guy looks tired and bloody just like her.

Fuck it, Taissa Turner Taissa is a tree and no animal has antlers so tree looking as Reindeer. Look at them! Now look at me. We are following the man with no eyes Santa Claus. This deer wants your vote for senate

New Jersey accent: Van Palmer Red deer. See 'cause she's red haired and it's a deer and uhh anyway. No, no, I don't need to draw a card, Miss Palmer. Please, tell me more about The Watermelon Woman.

The entity formerly known as JackieShauna Did you know that the most dangerous animal in America is the common White Tailed Deer? Do you know what it feels like to pull flesh off a human corpse? Do you know where your children are?

I am legally obligated by the Christina Girlies with Sniper Rifles on my location to include: Misty Quigley Woah, guys... I don't think that's a deer. (Misty never believed in any of this shit and prefers cat pictures to weird wilderness rituals.)