#jack's face from the 4th to the 5th gif is ending me

[pharawee]

Return to where you belong.

—JACK & JOKER: U Steal My Heart! · Episode 08

[jollyhunter]

24 Kinky Days with Dean x reader - Day 14.

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Pairing: Dean Winchester x fem!reader

Warnings: SFW - None! Just a zonked out reader and a worried Dean! (English is not my native language)

Summary: Imagine accidentally getting drugged on Dean's watch, while on a hunt.

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Feedback and reblogs are highly appreciated! And let me know whether you enjoy it so far! <3 A/N: Yeeeah. Now I'm really falling behind with the challenge - I'm so sorry y'all 😭 Someting fun and kinda fluff? Anyway, I really like these imagines! I might do more of those for now, because I don't have the time for longer fanfics atm.

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14th Dec. - Shroom Cookies

Dean rubs his face, already feeling the beginning of a headache, "Please tell me you didn't eat anything funny." You scoff in an offended tone, your words slightly slurred, "Nah, I ain't no idiot, Deano. But they offered cookies. Come to the dark side, they said. What idjit would reject such an offer?"

"Jesus, you're as high as a kite. Listen, we will gank those sons of bitches but not while you're as zonked out as you are right no- GET BACK HERE!"

Dean actually needs to hold your arm with one hand while driving (you've tried to jump out already three times while he was driving and his heart won't survive a fourth attempt)

You're touching his face in the most inappropriate ways without warning

"Listen sweetheart, I need you to-" You boop his nose. Dean stares at you before he stifles an amused smile, trying and failing to sound serious, "Yeah good job, you got my nose."

You bolt. All. The. Time.

"Damnit, woman, you're like a greased pig. Stop runnin' from me will ya!"

He's frustrated and annoyed with you but also... damn you're kinda endearing when you're all goofy and giggly. So, more often than not, he's having a real hard time to keep a straight face when scolding you

The amount of times he has to tell you to "Hey, focus!" and gently pry your hand from his face or his hair

For some reason you manage to outrun Dean despite you being half-baked from whatever pagan-drug they pumped in you?? "Jesus, she's fast. Even while drugged up, she's like a damn jack rabbit on a sugar high." Dean yells after you, cursing

Despite Dean's great efforts to keep anything pointy or remotely dangerous from your hands, you actually pick pocket him (Dean chokes on his beer when he sees you twiddle with his blade and try to pick your teeth with it like it's some toothpick)

Once he finally catches you again, he's had enough and he slings you over his shoulder to carry you back to Baby "That's it, you're grounded, Skippy."

Dean's worried to no end, clutching his chest whenever you've managed to disappear from his sight again

"You coulda gotten yourself killed. Again."

At some point when he takes up chase, he actually handcuffs your wrist to his own so he can't lose you anymore (He did not consider the possibility that you'd keep charging into the opposite direction of him and you'd end up in a war of tug on every corner)

On one of your escapes you actually managed to scale a MC-Donald's sign, refusing to get down. Dean's yelling up at you while pulling his hair. "What the hell, babe. What the hell-" (He eventually has to bribe you with 5 happy meals and 20 "nuggies" as you called them from 10 feet above him, to get you down)

Once you've both survived the day, and he had ganked the pagan gods with you tied to a vending machine, you're on your drive home. With his worries eased, he finally bursts out laughing. But he's also shaking his head because despite the fact that you'd sent him through several cardiac arrests, he didn't have this much fun on a hunt in... like ever. (And you both get to stuff your faces with a mountain of junk food)

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Masterlist of opened windows:

1st Dec. - Sunshine 2nd Dec. - Spell Book 3rd Dec. - Lights Out 4th Dec. - Tickle 5th Dec. - Dirty UNO 6th Dec. - (TBA) 7th Dec. - Candlelight 8th Dec. - Hex Play 9th Dec. - Whip Stroke 10th Dec. - Barbie World 11th Dec. - Temptation ... (check the masterlist for more!)

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@ariasong11 @deansjacket @literallylexa @lmpala1967 @foxyjwls007 @impala67rollingthroughtown

[youareinlovees]

Taylor & Joe in 2018

January 12th – Taylor likes this Tumblr post following the release of the End Game music video (x)

January 27th – Taylor was spotted in Italy ordering coffee, the same week that Joe was there for a Prada event (x) (x)

January 28th – In an interview, Todrick is asked about Taylor’s relationship with Joe (x)

“I think that they've done a really great job at being very secretive and keeping that as a personal thing between them. All I can say is that I have met him and he is a lovely, lovely person.”

February 9th – The BTS of the End Game video is released, and Taylor talks about how she’s playing online scrabble against Joe (x) (via tayorswift)

“Oooh he played me in Scrabble. I’m about to– It’s a tight game, no I can wait, I can wait. I’ll make him wait. It’ll make him sweat, his game will get, you know, he’ll get stressed, he’ll be like ‘what’s she gonna play next? Is she gonna get that triple word?’”

February 21st – It is theorised that Taylor gave Joe this Patek Philippe watch for his 27th birthday. (x) (x)

February 27th – @ss_shans posts photos of Taylor in Big Sur, California from the previous week (x)

It is rumored that she was there with Joe and they were celebrating his birthday together (x)

A video from their trip is later included in the Lover lyric video.

March 7th – Taylor and Joe are seen hiking in Malibu (x)

March 12th – The Delicate music video is released, and a “Joe’s Deli” sign can be seen in the background of a scene. (x)

April 13th – Taylor covers September by Earth, Wind & Fire, and changes a lyric to “Do you remember the 28th night of September?”

In the original press release article by Spotify, Taylor says she chose to cover the song for sentimental reasons. (x)

She’s always loved the classic tune by Earth, Wind & Fire, and notes that the month of September is especially meaningful to one of her relationships.

April 17th – Taylor likes this Tumblr post (x)

April 24th – A family friend of the Alwyns says in a Tumblr post that Taylor gets on really well with Joe’s family, and she turned up to help paint Patrick’s room once. (x)

April 26th – The same family friend also talked about Taylor meeting Joe’s parents for the first time (x)

Apparently Joe’s mum didn’t realise who she was and told the two of them to go for a walk in the park because the food wasn’t ready. Taylor was like ‘I can’t….’ and Joe’s mum was like ‘what no don’t be silly’ and Taylor had to be like ‘no seriously I really can’t’

May 6th – Taylor likes this Tumblr post (x)

May 7th – Taylor and Joe post matching cacti pictures on Instagram.

May 8th – Joe and his mom attend the opening night of Rep Tour in Glendale, Arizona. (x) (x) (via joealwyndaily)

Taylor singing Gorgeous to Joe (video)

Joe watching Taylor perform Gorgeous (video)

Taylor singing King Of My Heart to Joe (x) (x)

Taylor pointing at Joe during Dress (video)

Joe clapping at the end of the show (via dallas_dante)

Joe and Jack Antonoff hug as they leave the stadium together (video)

Taylor and Joe backstage after the show (via nessa007)

In Rep Room, there were J necklace cookies

Taylor talks to a fan about how she plays Scrabble with Joe all the time

May 19th – A YouTuber named Lauren Lipman meets Taylor backstage at Rep Tour Pasadena and says she’s so happy for her and Joe, and Taylor replies “aww thanks he’s the best” (x)

May 12th – Taylor tells a fan (xiwantyourmidnightsx) in Rep Room that Joe is “the best” and “such an amazing person.”

“He calms me down whenever I see something mean someone says about me, he just takes me right out of it all. And he’s been my longest relationship!!! We’ve been together for 20 months now. When we get to two years, I’m going to freak out. I’m going to be so obnoxious about it.”

The fan also asked Taylor about this polaroid in the rep magazines, and she said people in England have bonfires all the time and she and Joe just hang out in his backyard burning stuff. Taylor also said Joe takes pictures of her all the time and confirmed that all of the pictures in the rep magazines were taken by him.

May 16th – Taylor releases the Delicate vertical video, in which she points to her J necklace during “you must like me for me” (x)

May 23rd – Taylor likes a chain post of fans recreating Joe memes (x)

May 30th – Taylor likes a Tumblr post about how she can relate to You Are In Love now (x)

May 30th – Taylor and Joe are seen leaving The Flask Pub and Restaurant in North London, after a fish and chips lunch. (x)

June 2nd – At night 2 of rep tour Chicago, Taylor sees a cardboard cutout of Joe in the crowd (x)

(via afterglowws)

June 9th – Joe and his brother Patrick attend night 2 of Rep Tour Manchester (x)

Patrick, Andrea and Joe in Club Meredith

Taylor smiled and winked at Joe during Gorgeous (via swiftiekyle)

Taylor waving at Joe during Bad Blood (x)

In rep room, Taylor tells a fan that it calms her so much knowing that Joe is in the audience (x)

June 16th – During night 2 of rep tour Dublin, Taylor says to a fan that her favourite fast-food restaurant in London is LEON. (x)

June 19th – Taylor posts a video of Meredith on Instagram, and Joe’s laugh can be heard in the background (x)

June 22nd – Joe and his family and friends attend night 1 of Rep Tour London.

During Taylor’s opening speech, she talks about how she spends a lot of time in London (x)

“This is my first time looking out into a crowd like this at Wembley Stadium (…) I spend a lot of time in London, so I know there's so many things you could be doing tonight - and yet you've decided to spend your Friday night with us here at the reputation stadium tour, thank you so much.”

Taylor singing Gorgeous to Joe (video)

Club Meredith during End Game and Bad Blood (video)

June 23rd – Joe and his family and friends attend night 2 of Rep Tour London.

Tom Hooper (the director of CATS) entering the stadium with Joe

Taylor smiling at Joe during Gorgeous (video)

Taylor singing King of My Heart to Joe (video)

Taylor during Dress (via paths-of-my-childhood)

Taylor pointing at Joe during “flashback to when you met me, your buzzcut and my hair bleached” (video)

Taylor pointing at Joe during Call It What You Want (via paths-of-my-childhood) (x)

June 23rd – Taylor talks to a fan about how she and Joe have a “relationship band.”

It is theorized that the band is The National because a lot of their songs are on Taylor’s playlists.

Taylor thanks a fan for the proud signs and says the project made Andrea and Joe so emotional

June 24th – In an interview with Metro, Niall Horan talks about performing at Wembley Stadium with Taylor. (x)

“When we caught up backstage we were talking about how she’s doing, where she’s living and what she’s up to. I haven’t seen her in about a year and a half so it was kind of a catch-up, how things are going with the new fella – just general chat.”

June 28th – Taylor performs at an AT&T fan event in Chicago and talks about reputation.

“It’s legitimately an album about finding love throughout all the noise."

She also says that she jumped into a freezing pool fully clothed two New Year’s Eves ago. (via speaknow)

June 28th – Taylor talks to a fan (keep-him-forever-vendetta) about Joe (x)

I told her that Ryan and I started dating around the same time and her and Joe and she goes “WAIT when” and I said it will be two years in September! And she said “YES that’s right! See the media thinks they’re sooo sneaky and they say ‘oh that’s her NEW boy’ and that we met in May. HA. They don’t know he’s been around!”

Her face literally LIT UP when she talked about him. Also I asked her if she had a great time in the UK and if she got to see Joe and his family a lot and she was like “oh I’m there like all the time!! Like this was just for work, but I go there literally all the time.”

June 30th – Taylor meets a fan in Rep Room Louisville who had a Joe meme on her sign. (x)

July 3rd – Taylor and Joe are spotted walking along the beach in Turks and Caicos (x)

July 4th – Taylor and Joe are seen snorkeling in Turks and Caicos (x)

July 10th – Several fans saw Joe and his mom in the soundbooth at night 1 of Rep Tour DC (x)

July 10th – Taylor says to a fan in Rep Room that Joe taught her everything she needs to know about the World Cup (x)

July 20th – In rep room at Metlife night 1, Taylor mentions how happy she is in her current relationship

July 22nd – Joe and his family attend night 3 of Rep Tour Metlife.

Taylor winks at Joe during Gorgeous (x)

During King of My Heart, Taylor can’t stop looking and pointing in Joe’s direction. (x) (x)

Joe singing along to Don’t Blame Me

July 27th – During night 2 of Rep Tour Gillette, a fan holds up a Joe meme at barricade (x)

July 28th – Taylor invites two fans with “Joe’s Deli” costumes to meet her backstage in rep room.

In Rep Room, Taylor also talks to another fan about Joe.

August 4th – Taylor performs Come Back Be Here acoustic in Toronto, while wearing the J necklace. (video)

In the last chorus, she changes the lyric “I guess you’re in New York today to “I guess you’re in London today” because Joe is in London filming.

In rep room, a fan talks to Taylor about how they both have initial necklaces (x)

August 17th – At rep Tour Cleveland, Taylor talks to a fan in rep room about Joe

August 22nd – Taylor and Joe go on a double date with two of their British friends at a restaurant in Covent Garden, London. (x)

September 19th & 21st - Joe mentions in several interviews that he wants to keep his relationship with Taylor private (x) (x)

September 28th – On Taylor and Joe’s 2-year anniversary, Taylor attends the NYFF premiere of Joe’s movie The Favourite, as well as the afterparty.

Afterwards, they are seen returning to Taylor’s NYC apartment. (x)

September 29th – At Rep Tour Houston, a fan met Taylor in rep room and wished her and Joe a happy belated anniversary. (x)

October 5th – Backstage at night 1 of Rep Tour Arlington, Taylor tells Ryan Hurd that she loves his song Love in a Bar because it was especially meaningful to her relationship with Joe. (x)

[Taylor] said, “I love that song” and something about her and her boyfriend and referenced my song and I was like, “That’s cool.”

October 8th – In an interview for W Magazine, Joe is asked about his Patek Philippe watch.

“It was a present,” he says with a wicked grin.

October 18th – A reporter asks Joe about his thoughts on Taylor taking a political stance (x)

“I think it’s great, I think it's important”

October 28th – Joe posts a picture on Instagram that was taken on the rooftop of Taylor’s NYC apartment (x)

November 15th – Taylor and Joe attend the after party for Mary Queen of Scots held at Chateau Marmont in LA (x) (x)

November 16th – Taylor was seen at the an afterparty for The Favourite LA premiere held at Baltaire Restaurant. (x) (x)

November 16th – A video of Taylor playing the guitar is filmed, and is later included in the Lover lyric video.

November 22nd – On her Instagram, Taylor posts a compilation of all of Joe’s scenes in The Favourite and calls the movie phenomenal.

She also posts about it on her Instagram story (x)

November 24th/25th – Taylor and Joe were seen hiking in Nashville

November 26th – In a GQ interview, Joe talks about how Lykke Li is one of his favorite artists. (x)

Some of Lykke Li’s songs, such as bad woman and utopia, have been featured on Taylor’s Spotify and Apple Music playlists. (x) (x)

December 4th – Joe is seen leaving Taylor’s NYC apartment (x)

December 4th – In an interview with Esquire, Joe is asked whether he sought out guidance on his relationship with Taylor (x)

“I didn’t seek out advice on that. Because I know what I feel about it. I think there’s a very clear line as to what somebody should share, or feel like they have to share, and what they don’t want to, and shouldn’t have to.”

December 5th – Taylor plays Delicate at the Ally Coalition and sticks her tongue out at Joe during “you must like me for me.” (via taylorswifh) (x)

After the show, they are seen returning to Taylor’s apartment together. (x)

December 8th –  Joe posts a picture of him and Jack Lowden from inside Taylor’s NYC apartment (x)

December 10th – Taylor is seen at the London premiere of Joe’s movie Mary Queen of Scots (x)

December 13th – Taylor spends her 29th birthday in London. A clip of her blowing out the candles on her birthday cake is later shown in Miss Americana (x)

December 24th-25th – Taylor and Joe celebrate Christmas together with both of their families at Glin Castle in Limerick, Ireland. (x)

December 25th – Joe posts a picture on Instagram that fans theorize Taylor took.

December 30th – Taylor, Joe, and some of their British friends go for a walk in the West Village to visit Taylor’s old Cornelia Street rental (x)

December 30th – Taylor, Joe, Abigail, Matt and Patrick are seen going out to dinner in New York City.

Joe turns his whole body and walks backwards to block Taylor from the paparazzi.

December 31st – Taylor throws a childhood heroes themed party for New Year’s Eve, and Joe is spotted in the background of some pictures (x)

Taylor is dressed as Ariel and Joe is dressed as Zorro (x)

2016 // 2017 // 2019 // 2020

[thedaveandkimmershow]

I’m thinking my birthday this year is one I’d like to experience every year. By which I mean to say it struck the right balance of everything. 

Couple things that paved the way for it:

1. I managed to slip in ‘n outta Seattle the previous afternoon to leave flowers at the gravesite of the woman who was our neighborhood’s bible school teacher when I was a kid. Usually, I try to make this trip on my birthday... but it turns out to be a touch more contemplative when it’s not a side trip up Queen Anne that’s shoehorned into a day of Seattle adventures.

2. We hit The Rock Lynnwood the previous night to kick off my birthday celebration ‘cause the days down at this end of the year are so... short.

Anway.

We didn’t sleep in crazy late on my birthday. Just ‘til 9-ish so as to ease into the morning a little before heading out. Especially making room for the part where I get to open birthday presents.

Kimmer made me a craft-y birthday card accompanied by Season 5 of The Big Bang Theory from Half Price Books... along with a Value Village leather jacket for which she’s been hunting quite some time now.

Linzy had to slip outta the house ‘cause she had an early shift at Dolce Blue in downtown Seattle that day.

No worries, though. She’d meet back up with us later.

By 10:30, Kimmer ‘n I were on the road in her green bug. It was an ideal foray into the world on my birthday because, even though it was cold, it was a classic sunny winter morning on largely deserted roads.

Like the day was just for me.

Nice.

Ten, Fifteen minutes later, we pull into Hopjack’s on 99 & 196th, grab a booth, and order, for the very first time, from the Hopjack’s Weekend Breakfast menu.

Believe it or not, it was an eye-opening, mouthwatering experience. Kimmer had the Cali Benedict, a variation on a theme topped with avocado, bacon, and tomato. Me, I had the Hopjack’s  Slam. Basically, it’s what you order when you can’t make up your mind: 2 eggs (scrambled), french toast, bacon, country sausage. All super tasty. On top of that, I chose a country biscuit when offered of choice of said biscuit, whole wheat toast, or an English muffin.

Interestingly, both of us were asked if we preferred smashed potatoes, hash browns, or fresh fruit to accompany our breakfasts.

We both raised our hands for the hash browns.

Then we were asked

Crispy... or not crispy?

Yes. Two votes for crispy hash browns.

It was heavenly.

At 11:30, we had to beat a path outta there, leftover boxes tucked securely in hand, as we needed to be at the Crest Theater in Shoreline for the 11:45 showing of “The Man Who Invented Christmas”.

Of course I love “A Christmas Carol”, read it every year this time of year, so I was relieved to find myself enjoying this movie dramatizing Dickens’s creative process toward a finished manuscript, under immense pressure, in under 8 weeks.

Did the screenwriters play fast and loose with details?

No idea.

Put it on the list of unverified information to research. For now... all I know is we had a great time watching it.

Then to downtown Seattle where we’re to meet Linzy around 3.

It’s 145-ish up in Shoreline right now, so we jump back into Kimmer’s green bug and manage our way to I-5, to 99, slipping into a spot along the street next to that church on 6th Avenue North between Valley & Aloha.

Now, Kimmer’s been on the phone with her Orange County cousin from California. She’s been on the phone with him for a while. So in the midst of that conversation we magage to exit the car and walk two blocks before realizing I’d left my DSLR camera in the trunk. Kimmer’s reading glasses, by the way, have slipped off her head and tucked themselves between her seat and the door.

She won’t realize that, however, until we’re at the downtown end of the monorail.

We grab my camera, though, and continue the walk to The Seattle Center. 

We’re gonna pass right by it anyway, so a quick stop at the Culture Kitchen by Wolfgang Puck in the Museum of Pop Culture is quite in order.

There’s no seats at the bar available just then, so we hit the gift shop one floor up... but keep an ever watchful eye out for anyone vacating their seat. Which happens, actually, pretty quick.

I dash down the stairs to stake our claim whilst Kimmer elects to take the elevator.

When she finally catches up with me, we have a lovely time over a beer sampler. Left to right above, it’s 

Elysian Mens Room Original Red Sodo Brown Ale African Amber Manny's Pale Ale

It’s closing in on 3... so we pay our tab and head outside. We’re not taking the monorail into town, though. We’re walking: south on 5th, across Broad under the monorail, behind Fisher Plaze and across Denny, then Cedar to 4th. 

We walk along the sunny side of 4th down to Dolce Bleu. Linzy’s off work already and lounging over at Barnes & Noble a few blocks away. She meets us on the Northeast corner of 4th & Pine and, with a little help from Google Maps, make our way to the Hard Rock Cafe for Classic Nachos and Southwest Chicken Flatbread.

After our lunch-slash-dinner together on my birthday, we head back out into a downtown Seattle that’s colder, darker, and windier.

No bueno.

I’ve got my DSLR with me, though, and I wanna take some pictures of downtown at Christmastime.

We part company at the corner of 5th & Pine, the girls continuing their way toward warmth at Barnes & Noble a coupla blocks away while I snap the few photos on which I’d set my heart.

The remainder of our time downtown was finding the girls again after my impromptu photo shoot, waiting a touch whilst Kimmer bought a replacement pair of reading glasses, then making our way to 5th... up the elevator to the monorail.

From the Seattle Center, yes... it was a very cold walk back to our car. The temperature’d dropped even more... and the wind was whipping those cold molecules about our faces and hands with a vengeance.

We were supposed to meet up with our friend, Alexander, back at the house at 7... which we managed quite succesfully by pulling into our driveway at 645.

One thing about Alexander... he always leaves our home better than he found it. There was a lot of comparing notes, catching up. A lot of laughter and so this happened. 

A lot of Christmas Cheer.

Kimmer ‘n I’d committed to a friend’s music gig in downtown Edmonds, so we left Alexander and Linzy behind for continued catching up whilst we jumped back into Kimmer’s car and drove down to Engels Pub to see our friend’s band Who’s Your Daddy?

Unfortunately, the pub’s kind of narrow and small... and this is about as far into the pub as we could get.

Yup. We’re standing by the front door.

We have friends we’re also supposed to meet here... so we audible the evening and meet them a few blocks over at Church Key Pub a couple blocks away around 10.

And that’s how my birthday ended. Hanging out with friends in a pub. Good food, drink, laughter, and conversation.  Catching up with old friends. Meeting some people we hadn’t met before.

By the time we got home... it was 1AM the next morning.

One last thing: my birthday present from Linzy. This bad boy right here. A box of Family Size Apple Jacks.

And yes.

My daughter does know me.

She topped it off with her own handmade card.

And she’s right: a giant box of Apple Jack’s is hard to top.

As is the birthday I just experienced.

:-)