#jack x Elsie

[dear-gods-wtf]

Finished Love, Theoretically and in my humble opinion

Yes, Jack— against the window as a first is really something we should think about.

Girl couldn’t take two—TWO—fingers and I honestly relate (I have never even made eye contact with a boy)

Broski didn’t trust himself when he saw her half-naked

AND THE ASS SLAP

PLEAse yes slap it

But horny apart, they were really cute together and the way he kept paying attention to her the whole time, like, what do you want, Elsie?

And I—for real this time—relate a lot to Elsie because I can’t make decisions for myself because I’m too people pleaser, less then her, but still.

When will I meet my Jack so he can put me back on my place???

If you want to apply to be my boyfriend please follow the instruct—

Just kidding

Or am I?

[myglassesareinkansas]

Jack Smith-Turner’s nickname for Elsie is “my love” or “my dear” and literally none of y’all can convince me otherwise