#jabberwock ren

[01navi-ss]

what im most excited about this upcoming episode is obvi being with sho again thats my boo thing

[kat--the--cat]

Theory about ghouls's heights

Kaito: 170 cm (5'7)

Haru: 174 cm (5'8)

Yuri: 175 cm (5'8)

Lucas: 176 cm (5'9)

Subaru: 176 cm (5'9)

Leo: 177 cm (5'9)

Taiga: 178 cm (5'10)

Ritsu: 179 cm (5'10)

Lyca: 179 cm (5'10)

Rui: 179 cm (5'10)

Romeo: 180 cm (5'10)

Haku: 180 cm (5'10)

Edward: 181 cm (5'11)

Towa: 181 cm (5'11)

Ren: 182 cm (5'11)

Thoma: 182 cm (5'11)

Sho: 183 cm (6'0)

Jin: 184 cm (6'0)

Alan: 188 cm (6'2)

Zenji: 190 cm (6'3)

Jiro: 195 cm (6'5)

[jabbloo]

Obscuary be like......

[dainsllette]

Random texts w Tokyo debunker dudes

Okay I enjoy shitposting a lot 🙇‍♂️ and happy new year to all the women 😇 men u think abt what u have done.

[axenyan]

Ep 12 minis 🌈🦌🐶🐇✨🌤

[beru-m]

calamari you've wandered into the wrong room

[rudimentaryflair]

More Jabberwock to heal the soul

(pt1)

[tomikashii]

tokyo debunker : asking the ghouls to do the “jacked & kind” trend from tiktok ! (part 1)

refer here for the trend ! i hope this idea hasn't been used yet... but anyways ! enjoy the headcanon ! <3

frostheim

jin kamurai :

will he even bother doing the trend with you ? not in a million years.

well, until he saw haru did it with you.. then he got abit jealous and left out 🧍🏻‍♀️he won't let you post it anywhere ✨

lifts you up like nothing (remember chapter 1 on how he effortlessly lifts you up) then puts you down back to the ground and walks back to his bed to sleep

tohma ishibashi :

it depends if he is busy or not, but i feel he would do it if you are close enough with him to do so

also wouldn't let you post it anywhere ✨✨✨

just simply lifted you up & placed you on his shoulder (LETS NOT FORGET ON HOW STRONG THIS GUY IS !!!) now when he puts you back down, he reminds you that you now owe him one

kaito fuji

would be the one who would awkwardly ask if its okay if you could do the trend with him

and gets super happy when you agreed

im not saying he is very weak, but it took him abit to grab a hold of your waist and he keeps sweating due to nervousness

lucas errant

would agree to the trend but would ask 100 times if he could touch your waist so that he could lift you up on his shoulder

“why are you so light ? have you been eating well ?” he would get so concerned about your weight and eating habits

doesn't mind if you post it but make sure you send him a copy of the video so that he can keep it as memories 🥹

vagastrom

alan mido

would immediately reject.. not because he is shy about it, its because he is afraid he might hurt you (took you 10 minutes to explain what is a tiktok trend too)

so you decided to negotiate with him, saying that it's a good way for you to see if in any near death situation, he is able to pick you up and bring you to safety 🫡

thats when he agreed & did the trend. and ofcourse, HE LIFTS YOU UP WITH EASE🤭 as if you are a piece of paper to him

sho haizono

only if you agree to help him with food truck, then he will consider doing the trend with you

lifts you up with ease and also would ask if you have been eating 🤭

the next thing you know, he sends you food to your dorm for dinner, to make sure that you are eating well

leo kurosagi

the only way you are doing this trend, if it comes through his fyp & if he initiates it

and even if he does it with you, he would pretend or exaggerate the fact that he can't lift you up and act all cutesy

but i feel he actually can lift you up. would make you retake multiple times until he is satisfied with your reaction

jabberwock

haru sagara

would love to do the trend with you !!! but you might need to help him with the park first

lifts you up like nothing and even will twirl you around while giggling (i love him)

would want you to post it and he will post it on his own account! if possible, he would want to use it as a marketing strategy to promote his park ! “our park rangers are jacked & kind!” LMAO

towa otonashi

the reason how you guys ended up doing it is because he saw haru and you filming it. literally ran over cause he wanted to do it too

after he lifts you up and puts you on his shoulder, he jumps off and you grip tightly onto his head, making him giggle while haru chased after the two of you by foot 🏃🏻‍♂️💨

swiftly swoops you off his shoulder and place you on the hill side of jabberwock, cuddling you & telling stories about flowers

ren shiranami

no. an immediate no. would even threaten to report you for harassment

the only way if you want to convince him, is to get some rare loot from the game he plays

lets not forget how strong this guy is, he easily could lift haru, peekaboo and calamari with ease, like its nothing. so watch him sigh, while he swiftly lifts you up, place you on his shoulder and puts you down. take note of him walking away with tinted red ears 😋

sinostra

taiga hoshibami

you will be dead the moment you even step foot into his room and asked him

gotta be like super-close with him to even dare to ask him to do the trend with you 😭 or you are gonna be like the anomalies he eats...

but if magically, you could convince him somehow.. he is pretty excited to do this trend. he just lifts you up, tickle your sides so that you would be fidgety on his shoulder & laughs out loud when you turn red.

romeo lucci

don't even think about it. it would be insults over insults for you to even think about romeo lifting you up and putting on his shoulder

even if you want to convince him, you gotta promise him something good (like kaito's schedule) or even gaslight him

if you do end up giving kaito's schedule, he would do the trend but wouldn't even let you record it WKWKWKWK

ritsu shinjo

he is too busy for that nonsense of a tiktok trend, as he states.

would want you to be more focused on your curse and how to help sinostra get the laurel crown

if you somehow managed to convince him to even do the trend, he will lift you up but not put you on his shoulder.

[ox-imagines]

Tokyo Debunker as Romance Tropes

Feel free to ask me to write a longer imagine/oneshot for any of these!

Pt. 3 | Jabberwock

Pt. 1 | Pt. 2 | Pt. 4 | Pt. 5 | Pt. 6 | Pt. 7

Haru - Love at First Sight

Haru is a very busy man. He’s always on the go, rarely ever thinking about romance because he’s got thirty-thousand other things on his mind. One day, all these things weighing on him distracted him enough that Peekaboo managed to get out of his pen, wandering off out the back door that Ren had left open again. When he realized Peekaboo was missing he almost lost it, flying into a full panic and racing out the door. He found him playing with you in a large clearing in Jabberwock, you sitting on the ground picking wildflowers and handing them to Peekaboo, who’d sort them into piles based on their color. He was so relieved he came to a dead stop on the spot, a horrid crunch coming from one of his ankles from the sudden force of his momentum. He fell over, wincing softly, and you quickly moved over toward him, asking if he was ok. When he looked up at you, his breath caught in his throat. The sun was behind you, framing you and lighting up your loose hairs like they were glowing, and you wore a soft, concerned look on your face, which as far as he was concerned may well have been the prettiest face he’d ever seen.

“I, um, I’ll be fine, it, it happens! Thank you for watching my baby, I can’t believe I let him escape… whaddya say I, uh, treat you to dinner tonight as a thank-you?”

Towa - Soulmates

Towa has always loved the idea of soulmates. Towa loves love, period. Unfortunately, his love and devotion to Haru get in the way of him finding his own soulmate. At least, until you come into his life. He thinks you’re perfect: you understand him better than anyone ever has before, you’ve got an uncanny way of keeping his rapid mood swings at bay, and soon, he listens to you and does things for you unlike he will for anyone but Haru. The two of you can often even communicate without words, you adapting to his nonverbal tendencies so well you sometimes adopt them when you’re around him. You’re a bit free-spirited, but grounded enough that his wild, free spirit is calmed around you. Even if you don’t believe in soulmates, Towa does, and he’s certain that you’re his and won’t hesitate to let you know that on a regular basis. He regularly comes to you with R&R permits asking you to go off campus with him.

“~~~. You’re the one for me, Dandelion. Please never change~”

Ren - Roommates

All things considered, Ren is a good roommate. He doesn’t really help clean, but he also doesn’t spend much time outside his room to make much of a mess in the first place. He minds his own business, he never makes much noise, and sometimes, you can convince him to play video games with you. Ren loves video games. Sometimes, Ren loves video games more than he cares about his personal space, at least considering you’re also laid-back and mind his boundaries, so every once in a while he’ll even invite you into his room to play something with him, or watch game playthrough videos. One day, he does something you wouldn’t have ever expected of him, inviting you to watch a movie with him. You agree and go make popcorn, only to realize he’d meant in his room rather than the living room. You end up sitting up at his headboard together rather than perched on the end of his bed like you usually do when you’re in there. This becomes more frequent, the space between your shoulders decreasing little by little each time, until the night you fall asleep on his shoulder. He gets flustered, not even realizing you’re asleep at first, but he can’t deny that it’s a nice feeling to have you cuddled up next to him like that.

“So, uh. There’s a new movie that came out a couple weeks ago and it’s available to rent now, do you maybe wanna watch it tonight? I know you don’t love horror stuff, but…”

[shiongenkai]

Jabberwock's B's-Log Pages!

Sorry for the horrifically blurry text. It's the best I can do, but feel free to ask for something zoomed in. I can easily provide!

Rough TL of what I considered important text under the cut.

Disclaimer: I am not a professional TLer, and this hasn't been proofread by another. I prioritized speed and therefore may have made mistakes. If you see them, please let me know. This is meant to be a very quick TL so people can have a rough idea of what to expect! TL notes are included on certain lines.

EDIT: I totally forgot to add like, a full two sentences. Those are there now. Im so sorry.

Main Story Summary: The members of Jabberwock, struggling to stay out of the red, head to a mission at the 'Father Farm' in order to make some cash! The farm has a labour shortage following each of its staff members quitting in succession. Furthermore, every retiree mentions the existence of a strange 'cat'. Even Ren, who usually hates troublesome work, agrees to go along, assuming it'll be easier than taking care of the anomalous animals. However... 'Father Farm' is a parody of a real life amusement park thing called 'Mother Park'. You get to do fun farm things like sheep shearing, racing pigs, a duckling procession, etc.

- Little Haru Image: "The heck happened to you guys?! When did you get so gigantic?!" Haru is so hard to translate I am Not up to date on my kansai…

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Outfit Blurb: The Jabberwock members go on an undercover investigation! Here's a sneak peek at their super cute and colourful outfits! The actual outfit notes aren't that interesting, so I didn't translate them

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Haru Sheep Blurb: The bright and cheerful voice of the announcer echos across the park, attracting visitors towards it. The MC is in charge of the capybara, Towa in charge of the sheep, and Ren in charge of the ducks! But their peaceful time quickly disappears as the fence containing the ducks breaks, leading to them escape....?!

Image Dialogue: "Welcome in, don't be shy! C'mon, everybody! Come on in, see the bang for your buck!"

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Haru On Knees Blurb: At the farm, the temporary staff's main tasks obviously include taking care of the animals, but they also include helping to organise the events and shows! Due to that, the uniforms are cute work clothes that take after various animals. I honestly can't tell if their animal characteristics are fake or not… maybe they're anomalous? Shrugs.

Image Dialogue: "What the hell are these outfits…" (Ren, probably)

"R-Ren and Towa too huh? You look great in those matching outfits!" (Haru) I split this into two sentences because I think he's doing two thoughts… otherwise, it's 'Y-You guys look great in those matching outfits!' or something like that

"～～、～～……." (Towa)

- Towa Image: "Hehe~. Since Dandelion looks pretty, I'll protect her~."

[12am-motivation]

ok one last thing before i sleep- this bit is kinda cute lol

[01navi-ss]

[danieyells]

Oh right here's the raw version of the jabberwock preview not very hq but we can at least see a tiny bit better

PUPPY REN, KITTY PC, AND DEER TOWA BUT WHAT IS HARU WE HAVE TO KNOW!!!!!

I love Towa's colorful bead necklace lol

[romeolucci]

[dainsllette]

"Would you still love me if I was a worm?" x TKDB

ft Leo Edward Towa Ren Rui x reader

Posting this before I go into a deep slumber to prepare for my exams 🙇

[pinkaditty]

Who's Passing NNN? Tokyo Debunker Pt 3

cliche yeaaa i know we've already discussed this... let me have this...

a/n: no post last night bc last night was U.S. election night. in no uncertain terms i've been going through emotional turmoil as a disabled queer african american living in this hellhole. idk man. im holding out hope that ill make it through the next four years. in the meantime! enjoy this! quick disclaimer that i write these under the assumption the tokyo debunker boys are at least 18 years old. they appear to be present at a university considering there are professors and a chancellor. not to mention the boys drink, smoke, gamble, and refer to themselves as adults.

summary: part 3 of the "Who's Passing NNN?" tokyo debunker thing. for fun id like u 2 guess before u open the rest of the post and comment what u thought. itd be funny 2 me. cw: men jacking off!!!!!!!! MINORS DNI AS USUAL!!!! these things r never proofread i literally spit them out and they're good 2 go.

Frostheim || Vagastrom || Jabberwock || Sinostra || Hotarubi || Obscuary || Mortkranken

(nearly done with sinostra n hotarubi is otw!)

Please respect my boundary. Thank you!

Jabberwock:

Haru Sagara: Fail

Lovingly, he fails. He does not even try for long. He tries a little bit, but the second he gets the itch, it’s all over… If, he can finish his chores first, at least. 

It's a long walk back to Jabberwock from Obscuary. Not that Haru minds, it's just a long walk. It’s dark out, nearly 1am. It wasn’t like him to be out too terribly late, but he trusted Towa had a handle on things, and he was content to relax for a while. The waning crescent moon and sidewalk lamplights illuminate his way home. The stiff, still, crisp and cool night air felt strange against his warm cheeks and neck. He sighs, and his breath is visible in the air, signifying how cold it was.

Usually he’d be speeding home, but he’d drank far too much to be able to do that. The anomalous drinks still left a cloudy, pleasant feeling in his head, though he was still able to walk fine without any stumbling. There was a problem, though. A slight stirring in his abdomen that just wouldn’t go away. It started long before his drinking though, mid-chores. He’d been easily able to tamp if down then, a swath of chores taking up his time and distractions from his dormmates serving him well. But now, he was drunk. His defenses against such sensations has lowered drastically. Each gentle twitch at his pelvic floor sent a surge of feeling through him, to which he’d visibly stiffen and bite his tongue to prevent any damning noises. He could feel his body stir with more heat than before, the warmth snaking down his spine, creeping to the rest of his body, very quickly reaching his already half-hard cock. The walk became pure torture, each stride beginning to feel like a gentle stroke against his hardening length. The building pleasure goes straight to his brain, and he has to stop his stride, panting, supporting himself with his hands on his knees. He feels himself flush at the sight of his cock pressing hard into his pant leg. He straightens his posture and continues on, worrying his lip between his teeth until they turn red.

It’s a long walk back to Jabberwock from Obscuary. He picks up the pace.

Towa Otonashi: Pass

He tries and gets through! He’s mostly obsessed with romance anyway. Physical intimacy typically takes a backseat. Does that mean he doesn’t want romance to blossom into physical intimacy? No, of course not. If anything, he values the buildup.

It’s late, and no classes tomorrow. Towa’s taken up the liberty of watching a movie in his room, one known for being particularly cheesy, with romance bursting at the seams of it. He’s enjoying himself, leaning forward on the bed as he hungrily watches each scene, drinking in the classic love-at-first-sight trope, waiting eagerly for the miraculous buildup.

As expected, the buildup arrives, and the two main characters finally confess to one another. He sighs happily as the characters kiss, leaning back and propping himself up with his hands, ready for the credits to roll. He is surprised, however, when the scene continues to escalate past just kissing. He waits for it to stop, simultaneously mystified and mesmerized, his eyes glued to the screen as the characters move from kissing to groping to undressing. His heart rises to his throat. His breathing picks up and his face becomes flushed. He still doesn’t stop watching, even as he feels his cock stir in response to the scene. He continues watching with baited breath as the scene continues to escalate further. Undressing turns to nude groping and nude groping elicits intense noises from the screen. He feels his cock harden further, and feels himself hesitantly reaching for it, his gaze flicking between the sex scene and his aching cock trapped in his uniform slacks. Before he knows it, he’s covering his mouth with one hand and rubbing his cock at a furious pace, in tandem with the gentle plap plap plap sounds coming from the screen. The sex is so passionate, so romantic, and he finds himself wishing for something similar. It is when the couple’s lips meet at the climax that he climaxes, spilling himself between his fingers and onto the plush sheets of his bed. He trembles, blinking blearily as he surveys his mess, and watching as the couple embrace one another, the love between them palpable. 

Ren Shiranami: Fail

He didn’t try and he wasn’t going to. I mean come on now! This is Ren we’re talking about. He is not holding his own… Not unless it’s ramen or video games, that is.

His sweaty hair sticks to his even sweatier forehead. His eyes are wide and glued to his PC screen. His posture is hunched, his teeth are grinding, and his legs are taut. He cannot lose this game. He continues to repeat that in his head, desperately trying to focus his attention to the buttons underneath his fingers rather than the burning need his stiffened length presented. He cannot lose this game. He cannot lose this game. He cannot lose this game. The second stage of the battle was not going to catch him off-guard this time. Not this time. 

He leans towards the screen, steeling himself after defeating the first-form boss. His cock continues to press eagerly against his sweatpants as though begging for attention, but he willed himself to ignore it, even as the hem of his underwear brushing along his tip threatened to make him lose his composure. 

Finally, the next scene starts. He’s ready, dodging as many attacks as he can and dealing as much damage as possible. At long last, he’s so close, just a few blows away from victory. He’s so close. He feels his cock jump in response to those thoughts, and the fleeting thought of being close to bursting flashes across his mind before he shakes his head harshly and returns to his game. His cock jumps again just as he lands a blow, his tip once again pressing into the hem of his underwear. He cannot continue while ignoring the insistent press. He growls, displeased, and reaches down for a quick readjustment, his hands only leaving the buttons for a moment. Once adjusted, he suppresses a gasp at the feeling and returns his hands to the buttons. Too late. The boss took advantage of his momentary stillness and sliced him in half, prompting the “GAME OVER” screen. 

Ren angrily shoves the controller away from him and buries his head in his hands, peeking down at his twitching cock forming a tent in his sweatpants. 

a/n: i love fictional men suffering!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i imagined ren playing elden ring 4 reference (specifically battling malenia) but ur free 2 imagine whatever lol!

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final note that i purposely extended haru's part bc @/aayakashii was looking forward 2 it and i thought her tags were so funny lmfao