#j26

[jealousjersey]

josh futturman bf hcs 📎

some oddly specific. fluff and smut

★ stays in the bathroom sitting on the closed toilet seat while you shower because he’s not done telling you about his day

★ laughs in the middle of intimate moments because of how ridiculous it looks for him to be dating you. he thinks you’re way out of his league

★ can’t keep his hands off of youuuuu he worships the ground you walk on

★ loves period sex, he did his research and knows it’s good for cramps, so why should he let you go through that pain? ;)

★ takes you out to places even though half of the time you end up paying for it. eh, it’s the thought that counts.

★ can’t determine if a stranger is flirting with him until you tell him later that day

★ will attempt to fuck you in any position, he watched a porno of this guy doing really odd positions on the girl so he tries to mimick them. once he fell off the bed.

★ first date you two had he walked straight into a trashcan. you think that’s where you fell in love with him.

★ teaches you how to play different video games. once he yelled at you on accident for getting his character killed and loosing his rank but afterwards he cried for 20 minutes from guilt

★ pretty vanilla in bed, when you suggested spanking he got flustered and said “but i don’t wanna hurt you”

★ let’s you stack donuts on it/wrap fruit roll ups around it/let you hold it while he pisses just because you wanted to

★ “would you still love me if i was a napkin” texts from him

★ thought that a beauty blender was a sex toy

★ makes you order his food in restaurants, he just points at a thing on the menu and mouths “please”

★ matching wallpapers, profile pictures, necklaces, bracelets, stuffed animals…pretty much anything you could think of he wants a matching one with you.

★ spills popcorn on the floor in the movie theater, scoops it all up in his hands so the workers don’t get mad at him

★ wears the shirt that says “don’t bully me i’ll cum :(“ to bed

★ has a “i heart hot moms” tapestry in his room

★ cried at the end of “endgame”

★ called the teacher “mom” on accident in highschool, he’ll never hear the end of it.

★ prefers cats to dogs, his reasoning is “cats won’t rat you out to the cops”

★ prefers slow sex that’s realistically a playlist long. probably listening to the weeknd, bryson tiller, and chase atlantic. not music he’d listen to regularly but it really gets him in the mood

★ first time you had sex with him he came in less than 3 minutes

[j26futturman]

:3c

[j1992hutch]

(me and @mellarkisser)

[joshfutturman]

i love him so bad @j26futturman

[this-aint-massachusetts]

AAAAAHHHAGAGAGAGGAGGA J26 MY BABYY AAAAAAAA

[futturmangamez]

I miss this guy😢

[thatpurpleraccoon]

drew a meme of wolf and j26 lol

[joshhutchersonseggsalad]

My 2 brain cells trynna figure out how to be normal

I love j26!!

[bumb-lesy]

J26 my beloved

[j26-futturwoman]

HIHI!! COMING TO YOU FROM THE VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY SAFE AND NICE BLACK WHERE IM ALWAYS COZY AND SAFE!!!

Things I LOVEE!!!:

✪ The black!!!

✪ my special sharp gift from the lovely black :33

✪ ants (but not all of them… some of them are NOT FRIENDS!!)

✪ My friiends!!

✪ Gifts from the black!!!

✪ Love (please give me attention, please please please please please please)

✪ floor time!!!!! :3333333333333!!!!!!!!!

Things I DONT LOVE!!:

✪ THE ROOM D:

✪ existing :pp

✪ Ask me anything!!! I’ll answer everything I can from the dark!!!

Admin is not a minor - 🫁

[jackalopegirlantlers]

j26 mike kelping 🖤

[j26futturman]

^-^ ! yea

[joshfutturman]

future man bts like why is he such a cutie patootie!!!! (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

[this-aint-massachusetts]

Babe wake up I cooked again

[argienhutcherson]

My Sweet Tooth oc is like J26 except she's 7 years old and is a girl :3

[j26futturman]

me logging into this account to pretend to be a fucked up traumatised 5'5 white guy and seeing 35 asks in my inbox - 🔪

i love you all so much

This is me logging on tumblr to read the filthiest story ever about a toxic and depressed jhutch character