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jealousjersey · 9 months ago

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josh futturman bf hcs 📎

some oddly specific. fluff and smut

★ stays in the bathroom sitting on the closed toilet seat while you shower because he’s not done telling you about his day

★ laughs in the middle of intimate moments because of how ridiculous it looks for him to be dating you. he thinks you’re way out of his league

★ can’t keep his hands off of youuuuu he worships the ground you walk on

★ loves period sex, he did his research and knows it’s good for cramps, so why should he let you go through that pain? ;)

★ takes you out to places even though half of the time you end up paying for it. eh, it’s the thought that counts.

★ can’t determine if a stranger is flirting with him until you tell him later that day

★ will attempt to fuck you in any position, he watched a porno of this guy doing really odd positions on the girl so he tries to mimick them. once he fell off the bed.

★ first date you two had he walked straight into a trashcan. you think that’s where you fell in love with him.

★ teaches you how to play different video games. once he yelled at you on accident for getting his character killed and loosing his rank but afterwards he cried for 20 minutes from guilt

★ pretty vanilla in bed, when you suggested spanking he got flustered and said “but i don’t wanna hurt you”

★ let’s you stack donuts on it/wrap fruit roll ups around it/let you hold it while he pisses just because you wanted to

★ “would you still love me if i was a napkin” texts from him

★ thought that a beauty blender was a sex toy

★ makes you order his food in restaurants, he just points at a thing on the menu and mouths “please”

★ matching wallpapers, profile pictures, necklaces, bracelets, stuffed animals…pretty much anything you could think of he wants a matching one with you.

★ spills popcorn on the floor in the movie theater, scoops it all up in his hands so the workers don’t get mad at him

★ wears the shirt that says “don’t bully me i’ll cum :(“ to bed

★ has a “i heart hot moms” tapestry in his room

★ cried at the end of “endgame”

★ called the teacher “mom” on accident in highschool, he’ll never hear the end of it.

★ prefers cats to dogs, his reasoning is “cats won’t rat you out to the cops”

★ prefers slow sex that’s realistically a playlist long. probably listening to the weeknd, bryson tiller, and chase atlantic. not music he’d listen to regularly but it really gets him in the mood

★ first time you had sex with him he came in less than 3 minutes

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joshfutturman · 1 month ago

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close enough, welcome back j26

#future man #mickey 17 #josh hutcherson #robert pattinson #j26 #mickey 7 #mickey 18 #mickey barnes

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error-worm · 2 months ago

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j26 i miss u

#future man #josh futturman #j26 #futureman #future man 2017 #josh hutcherson #art #my art #artblr #artists on tumblr #artwork #drawing #sketchbook

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iguanagwen · 27 days ago

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I just finished season 2 of future man…. and it was a rollercoaster. I’ve heard people criticize that futureman ‘fell off’ after season 1 and I PARTIALLY agree.

I think the season 1 storytelling and timeline was way more linear (pun intended) and therefore less hard to stomach rather than season 2. But season 2 was so deranged it made it good.

It oddly reminds me of that arc in brooklyn 99 where jake and holt fake identities and just live a really sad sad life. It was just a hard watch basically, in the way that it felt very icky (?) and stagnant!. Sorry for getting sidetracked.

Season 2 was MAJOR fever dream, nightmare fuel shit. It’s like as distressing as the goodplace…. (hope y’all get what im trying to get at here).

Anywho, i’m kind of freaked out to start season 3. Not only because it has 8 episodes only :(( but also because I have a gut feeling it doesn’t end well for j1.