#j/s/p are all completely clueless

[suvidrache]

NSFW Alphabet - Taven

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A: Aftercare - What they're like after sex?

Completely clueless. He has no idea what he's doing. However, he would get you anything that you ask for.

B: Body Part - Their favorite part of themselves/you?

His arms and your legs.

C: Cum - Taste, texture, etc?

An opaque color with a hint of salt.

D: Dirty Secret

He likes watching you walk around with just your underwear and his t-shirt.

E: Experience - How much experience do they have?

None, you would be his first.

F: Favorite Position

Lotus and missionary. He isn't fond of doggy, just because it seems so aggressive and not very romantic.

G: Goofy - How are they: serious, funny, etc?

He isn't going to be making jokes, just because he doesn't see the point in doing so. However, he may smile at times.

H: Hair - Shaved, not shaved, color?

Unshaved, also doesn't see the reason for it. It's black.

I: Intimacy - How are they romantically?

He would do all he could to be romantic. Flowers, a nice dinner date with a tablecloth, candles, etc. that he set up.

J: Jack Off - How often do they masturbate?

He doesn't, except maybe once or twice. His sex life was non-existent before you arrived.

K: Kink - Their kinks?

Breeding. You'd have to introduce him to other things.

L: Location - Favorite place(s) to do it?

The bedroom, anywhere else, is either too public or strange.

M: Motivation - What gets them into it?

Seeing you wear his shirts and lingerie.

N: No - Will not do/turns them off?

Public places, more than one person.

O: Oral - Giving, receiving, skill?

He loves giving, but when you gave it to him once. He greatly enjoyed that better, but said nothing. He didn't want to seem selfish.

P: Pace - Fast, rough, slow, etc?

Slow and gentle, he doesn't want to hurt you.

Q: Quickie - How often?

Not very often.

R: Risk - Willing to take risks/experiment?

It depends on what they are, but probably not.

S: Stamina - How long/many rounds can they go?

2 for about an hour each.

T: Toys - Do they have any/will they use them?

No, he didn't know those things existed and is apprehensive.

U: Unfair - How much do they tease?

Not much, and he isn't sure how that would work. Again, he has no idea how to do these things.

V: Volume - How loud are they?

He is on the quieter side when he's doing it to you. However, he becomes more vocal when you're doing it to him.

W: Wild Card - Something random?

Unlikely that he wants kids due to his brother becoming angry and killing their parents.

X: X-Ray - Size, appearance, etc?

7 inches, lighter towards the top and lots of veins.

Y: Yearning - How high is their sex drive?

A little on the low side.

Z: ZZZ - How quickly do they fall asleep?

Several minutes to hours after you do.

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[allalrightagain]

Which of the Marauders was the most into Monty Python's Flying Circus and why was it Remus?

But in all seriousness, how in tune with the Muggle world do you think he actually was? I am very curious about your Thoughts. <3

Ooh ok this is actually a really interesting question, especially because my parents are almost exactly the same age as the Marauders (like +/- months), so we watched a Lot of Monty Python growing up. You are very correct that Remus was the most into Monty Python’s Flying Circus, that’s practically canon.

HOWEVER! I actually don’t think (pre-war at least) that any of the Marauders had much experience with the Muggle world at all. Obviously Sirius and James are purebloods and had no concept of anything Muggle until they were at least 11. Peter I don’t think we know much about beyond the fact that his mother got his finger and the Order of Merlin, but given *hand waves broadly* everything later, I find it hard to believe that Peter had any ability to navigate the Muggle world, because otherwise he probably wouldn’t have lived twelve years as a rat??

But to your question about the sad werewolf man specifically:

We know he’s a halfblood, and I know it’s popular to have him be comfortable living as a muggle well before he gets to school because of his mother and so that he could have a life outside of magic etc etc— but uh, I’m not that optimistic or kind to Remus unfortunately.

First of all, I think wizarding law and muggle-wizarding relations are so isolating to the muggle partner by nature that having Hope be the dominant cultural introduction is unlikely. Pre-bite there’s the expectation that Remus will have magic, and post-bite I think Remus is isolated from the Muggle and magical worlds alike. In addition, we know that technology doesn’t work well in the presence of magic without modifications, so I think they probably didn’t have a tv in their house— introductions to any tv was probably done at Hope’s parents if they were around.

Second of all, I’ve always assumed that Remus’s backup/original plan if he didn’t go to Hogwarts was to be homeschooled for magic, not for a Muggle life. This works pre-Hogwarts without any issues, Hope stays at home, teaches Remus math, writing, etc. But then Lyall was going to have to teach him anything beyond that— magic, magical culture. Suffice it to say they were all very happy that didn’t come to pass.

All this to say that I think Remus’s exposure to living as a Muggle was relatively minimal pre-Hogwarts.

And then he goes off to school.

(A quick clarifying point: the Remus Lupin who lives in my head is a trans man, and he doesn’t transition at all until he’s at least 12. He bunks with Lily, they’re good friends, he knows the rest of the Marauders but he isn’t actually close with them until he moves into the boys dorm, at which point he gets swept up into the magnetism of JamesandSirius and leaves Lily behind a little, partially because she wants nothing to do with JamesandSirius.)

In terms of when Remus becomes Muggle-literate, so to speak, part of it happens in drips as he’s growing up and some of it, including Monty Python, comes in his first few years at Hogwarts because of his friendship with Lily and her influence.

But this is Remus Lupin we’re talking about, so post Hogwarts has to be mentioned. I think they all get out of Hogwarts, and there’s a war, and they start to fracture off a bit, and Remus has a little knowledge of Muggle media, and maybe a little knowledge of how to get around. What he doesn’t know is how to talk to Muggles who don’t know magic exists.

He’s spooked, has bolted from his friends, on a stupid mission for Dumbledore to hang out with shitty, terf-y werewolves, and he’s absolutely terrified he’s going to break the Statute of Secrecy because he doesn’t know how much Muggles know about anything. It’s rough. But hey, he knows what Monty Python is and can spell the Beatles, so he’s doing better than his friends would! (That becomes a less fun fact at some point.)

After the world falls apart? Well I think you’ve already covered that well enough 😘

[kurooisant]

nsfw alphabet // michael afton x gn!reader

CW: smut, nsfw, minors dni, 18+ 

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he’s an absolute sweetheart, checking if ur okay n if he hurt u in anyway. he will literally smother u with his love after sex. if u want to take a bath then right away he will run a bath for u, but if u just want to sleep then he will clean u up n cuddle with u.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

tbh i can definitely see him liking his hands? idk but this man can do WONDERS lemme tell u, his hands may be rough bc of the hard work he does to repair his father’s creations but he holds u as if u might break in his hands if he’s too harsh.  popular headcanon but he loves ur thighs, big, medium or small he doesn’t care he loves them sm. he will fuck ur thighs btw, he finds it hella hot. (also xtra thing if ur afab when he’s eating u out he will push you thighs together while his head is still in-between ur legs, he just loves the feeling.) 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he will cum on ur stomach or back

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he wants to cum in u but too scared to ask so he doesn’t also wants to one day try cockwarming ! maybe if he brings u to work with him? but ofc, waaay to scared to ask.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i mean he’s prolly kinda experienced, maybe a few one night stands here n there so he’s not completely clueless. but as he gets to know u he knows how to please u lets just say.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

missionary, he loves seeing ur face while he’s on top n when he’s bottom he loves to see ur face while ur fucking him :) butterfly, he loves ur thighs like i said before, this just makes him feel so fuzzy when he fucks u like this.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

first time with u: it was pretty serious, but there were funny moments here n there.

in general: he thinks that sex is very intimate, so he’s pretty serious about it.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

he cares, but doesn’t shave fully. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he’s very romantic, he’s very soft with u almost as if ur putty in his hands. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he’ll jack off if ur busy or not feeling up to it, or maybe if ur gone for too long.  he’d def jerk off during work hours when he’s missing u :)

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

can’t think of any rn :( sry 

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

bedroom, couch, maybe the kitchen counter(?), basically at home (and maybe at work if u were to go with him one day)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

bro if u wear something that reveals ur thighs, lord he’s hard as a rock. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

anything that could hurt u like impact play or smth

he doesn’t want to hurt u at all

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he likes giving more than receiving, he just wants to make u feel good. istg if u praise this man will go feral.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

tbh slow n sensual at first but if u want him to go faster and rougher he’ll do it

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

doesn’t like them but also doesn’t mind them either.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

risks are a big no, but he does like to experiment.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

maybe like 2-4 rounds? 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he tried to get toys, but when he walked into an adult store he got super embarrassed and ran out. (modern au xtra: he also tried to buy some online, same thing happened he got embarrassed, shut his computer off and covered his red face with his hand)

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

i would say he’s pretty fair, time to time he likes to tease.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

oh yea no he’s VERY loud.

loud moans, whimpering, u name it, he just can’t control himself n his moans. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

one time he tried to initiate but instead ended up crying bc he was scared of hurting u :( 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

prolly like 6.5-7 inches, girth pretty thick but not too thick if yk what i mean.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

it’s a pretty decent sex drive, but if u have a high sex drive he might not be able to catch up with u.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

if he goes for 4 rounds he is falling asleep on the spot, but overall n in general it takes him some time before falling asleep. 

[actuallysaiyan]

Yamcha NSFW alphabet, please? 😁

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Yamcha is super sweet with his aftercare. He loves to hold you in his arms for a little while after, his cock still deep inside of you. He’ll praise you as you can feel his seed leaking out of you. He then gets you all cleaned up and will get you water or something to eat if you are feeling it. He’s a big fan of pillow talk and cuddling and will not leave your side or fall asleep afterwards.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Yamcha would probably have to say his arms or legs are his favorite. He has a wonderful physique and he is very strong, despite what others may say. Yamcha also would probably say his smile is his favorite body part. The man is kind of vain but he is a good man.

On his lover, he is a sucker for beautiful eyes. They are the window to the soul. He sees how you are feeling just through your eyes and he knows when you are sad or unhappy. He wants to see your eyes shine when you are smiling and so happy. He also loves thighs. He just wants to be buried between your thighs for hours as they squeeze his face while you cum.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He’s so dirty with this. He loves cumming all over you and gets really aroused when you are all painted up with his seed. If you give him a blow job, you can expect him to give you the ultimate facial. Yamcha cums a lot and he will literally just unload his balls all over your pretty face. Then he scoops some of it up on his finger and feeds it to you. He’s also not opposed to cumming deep inside of you if you let him.

Yamcha is a big fan of teasing and edging you. He’ll keep you on the edge for hours just to hear you beg him to let you cum. He loves the pathetic mewls and whimpers you make whenever he’s got you so close to cumming. You better be ready for this.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He definitely has stolen a pair of your panties and uses it to masturbate. Whether or not you know it exists, he doesn’t care. He loves the silky feeling of it wrapped around his cock while he pumps his hand up and down and thinks of you. He’ll sniff them too and just imagine your pussy on his face. He loves it when you ride his face, so that’s definitely something that gets him off.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He had a few one night stands, so he wasn’t completely clueless. Yamcha learns fairly quickly, and while he isn’t the master of every technique, you know he is doing everything to make you feel loved and wanted and definitely keeps you satisfied. He will never let you go unsatisfied.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Yamcha loves 69. It’s his favorite position and it gets the job done correctly. He loves it when you sit on his face and wrap your gorgeous lips around his hard cock. Whenever you aren’t doing 69, Yamcha also loves having you in the missionary position but with your legs spread wide or up on his shoulders so that he can fuck you nice and deep. Anything to be able to fuck you deeply or to have you both cumming quickly.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He’s definitely goofy and loves to tell dirty jokes while he’s fucking you. Yamcha loves having fun sex and he wants you to moan and laugh. He wants you to have a good time, so expect lots of cheesy and sleazy dirty talk as he fucks you hard. Sometimes, he can be serious and loving especially when he’s feeling needy.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He’s got a small patch of pubic hair that is very dark and coarse. He keeps it nice and clean and will trim it. He’s not a huge fan of shaving and actually enjoys it when you don’t shave either(unless you aren’t into that, then Yamcha is happy with whatever you like). He’s got a slight trail of dark hair that leads down into his pants as well.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

This depends on how Yamcha is feeling, but most of the time he loves to treat sex and intimacy like a good time or a game. That’s not to say that Yamcha is playing head games or anything like that. He just enjoys having a good time with you and he loves to make sure that you are happy and feeling good. Sometimes, he gets very romantic and buys you stuff and plans special nights out at the fancy love hotel. It all depends on how he’s feeling.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He masturbates a healthy amount. Even if he fucks you that day, that doesn’t mean he’s going to not masturbate. He loves playing with toys and watching porn and he will absolutely lose his mind if you join him. Nothing better than for the both of you to watch some porn and masturbate together. Yamcha won’t be able to resist for long and he’ll just fuck you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Yamcha is kind of a vanilla guy, so his kinks are limited. He’s open to trying new things but he loves things that are tried and true. Some of his kinks involve lingerie, toys, spanking, squirting, tongue fucking and titty fucking. You could probably open his eyes to new things if you are both interested in it.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

This one is really simple. Yamcha wants to fuck you somewhere privately. He doesn’t really wanna get caught. He loves just being able to take his time with you without getting interrupted or distracted by something else. He loves fucking you on the bed, but he’s not opposed to fucking on the couch or in the shower. Anything to get you alone and somewhere private...

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Yamcha is a sucker for revealing clothing. He finds you so damn sexy and he just wants you to flaunt that gorgeous body of yours. Anytime you wear something revealing, it gets his blood pumping. Yamcha is so turned on by this. He also loves when you give him that look, where you bite your lower lip and raise one eyebrow. Rub his thigh and tell him how you wanna be alone, and he’s there.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He will not be okay with anything that either hurts you seriously or embarrasses you. He’s not into anything involving feces or urine, but if you were up for it, he’d probably consider it honestly. It’s just not really his kind of thing. He’s also not super into sharing you or having semi-public sex.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Ohhh Yamcha loves going down on you. It’s one of his favorite things in the world. The way you look down at him with that fucked out look and the taste of your arousal and he’s just immediately rock hard. The sounds you make and the wet sounds coming from your pussy. It’s just all so damn sexy. He’ll edge you for hours and then when he thinks you should cum, he makes you squirt.

But if you want to reciprocate and go down on him, Yamcha is so weak for that. He loves it when you both lie on the bed and you just worship his cock for hours. He’ll edge himself as best as he can when you do this. Play with his balls though, and he’s cumming quick. It’s one of his ultimate weaknesses.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

This all depends on you. If you are feeling like you wanna get pounded, you better believe Yamcha will fuck you rough and fast. He’ll slap your ass and push your head down on the pillow while his cock slams into you over and over again. But, if you are feeling more needy and wanting love, he’s sensual. He’ll hold you close and shower you with praise and give you all the kisses while he slowly rocks his hips.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

There are times for these, and Yamcha is definitely grateful when he can fuck you over not being able to fuck you, but he’s not a huge fan of quickies. He wants to fuck you for hours if he can, and if he doesn’t get the time for that, then he’ll definitely settle for a good quickie.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

This depends. He loves to experiment with you, but he doesn’t want to risk anything where it could result in death or harm. He also isn’t into doing anything in public, so you can expect him to keep the experimentation in the bedroom.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Yamcha can last a long time, and he’s good at edging himself if he needs to. Sometimes he gets very excited and cums quickly, but that’s usually only when you’ve been apart for a long time. He can go for a few rounds, but his refractory period is fairly normal. It takes him a little while to get hard.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He loves toys and generally uses them during sex. He loves going to the sex store with you and buying you all kinds of things that’ll help make you cum easier. He’s not afraid of having you use them on him either and actually loves it if you initiate with this.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He can be a tease a lot of the time, but it takes him everything not to just give in when you start begging. He loves listening to your pathetic little sounds when you plead to him, but he’d be lying if he said it didn’t turn him on completely.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s loud and he loves grunting and groaning. Yamcha wants you to know he’s enjoying his time with you as well. He’ll be so loud when he cums and it’s honestly so damn sexy to hear him moan like this. He loves to talk dirty too and make some jokes.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Yamcha is definitely into roleplay. If you wanna get into costume and character, he’s going to be so turned on by this. Your favorite roleplay is definitely sensei and student, but you both also enjoy playing doctor.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Yamcha is very muscular and very well built. His cock is long and thick, boasting a good 8 inches. It’s got lots of veins that drag against your walls and drive you crazy. He’s uncut and the base is definitely thicker than the head.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He’s so damn horny for you all of the time and he’s going to fuck you at least once a day, but sometimes he understands that he can’t always fuck you. He thinks about you a lot and he’s often fantasizing about when he’s going to fuck you next.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Sometimes he is out like a light just right after sex, so he does tend to expend a lot of energy and tire himself out. He’ll always make sure you are comfortable before he falls asleep.

[momoshin]

nsfw alphabet - chaeryeong

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

not as clingy, if she’s in dom space she’ll get up to bring you some water and a rag to clean you up a little. if she’s in sub space she lays there literally as if she were passed out (has happened before) and waits for you to help her up

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

hers is probably her waist, and her lips. yours, your thighs!

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

she loves when people squirt on her. like if you’re sitting on her face and just came she’ll rub your clit even harder to make you squirt on her face. or she loves when you ride her abs, because she can see and feel your slick the wetter you get. she feels used and she loves it.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

i think the previous one falls as a dirty secret but if i had to add another, i'd say the thought of someone watching her sub for you turns her on. (example; her members)

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

i don't think she's experienced in the way that like she's slept with a lot of people, i wouldn't be surprised if you were her first! but since she's really good at following instructions i think she learns fast. and her being inexperienced doesn't mean she was bad either, just a little timid and clueless.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

i said this in the wildcard ask, but 69 is definitely in there. she also loves missionary, and like her legs bent and pressed against her chest between the two of you.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

i feel like she is very giggly but more of a nervous, shy giggle? not that she has anything to be nervous about in the first place but she's chaeryeong, it's her nature to be shy and nervous. i feel like sex is never really but i also serious with her, it’s always comfortable enough where joking and giggling is normal. ( except if she's being punished/ degraded)

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

i feel like she either shaves or waxes pretty often, she just orefers it that way

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

she’s such a sensual, romantic person. if it were up to her she’d get railed with rose petals around you two all the time, or in a bath. and something i feel she loves are lap dances or strip teases, just imagine her swaying her hips to slow music and sliding a thong down her legs...

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

chaeryeong is a pillow riding person. it doesn’t matter in what headspace she is. but she lets out the smallest whimpers when she’s close, sometimes you make her put on a show and it’s so?! like she doesn’t even have to actually “put on a show” because watching her ride a pillow is enough. her noises , expressions and the way her body just reacts ?

however, if she’s domming you, she’ll gladly make you watch her (without allowed to touch yourself)

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

she loves dry humping, whether she is in a subby or dom headspace she will never pass up the offer of riding you completely clothed, but her favorite is when the two of you are laying together, legs crossed and your thigh right in her crotch, both of you in sweatpants preferably, she loves that.

giving; bondage, whipping, spanking, slapping, deepthroating (when subbing, she loves to deepthroat straps;) thigh riding, just riding in general.

receiving; nipple play, ice play, spanking, slapping, spitting, choking, hair pulling, overstimulation, thigh riding, degrading, praise, ab riding too :)

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

i feel like she’s perfectly fine with your bedroom, but sometimes the kitchen !

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

for some reason she loves when you’re barefaced, just getting home to you with no makeup and waiting for her all day makes her feel some type of way.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

knife play, clamps, shocks (anywhere)

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

prefers receiving (whether in sub or dom space) likes to be laying on her back with her legs spread :) but if in dom space prefers to sit on your face.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

oh she loves fast, rough sex to the point that you literally fuck her stupid honestly. but like i said she is a fool for slow, romantic sex, so missionary while you bury a plastic dick in her slowly, each thrust deeper and harder than the last, is also her favorite.

then again whether she’s domming or subbing she also loves riding you, both of you so close breathing into each other’s lips.. loves the closeness of it all really. dom chaeryeong however prefers a teasing, not too slow not too fast pace :)

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

mm i don't think she is ever that desperate for quickies, except if you're about to go somewhere and she really wants you to fuck her, but otherwise she'll just whine and beg until you cave in and go home with her to properly make her cum.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

not at all. she likes to experiment, it’s how she discovered she liked domming you in the first place, but she will not take any risk involving her job, maybe risks such as being caught by the members and such but otherwise i feel like she's too much of a scaredy cat to risk anything.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

she likes overstimulation, so i assume she can go for quite a few rounds, but i will say she cannot really edge herself or hold off from cumming, maybe the first time yeah but after she's cum once she can't really stop

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

she doesn’t really use or have any toys for herself, the toys she does have are usually for her to use on you or for you to use on her. but some of the things in her drawer are a suctioning vibrator, handcuffs/rope or anything to tie your wrists, a whip, a spreader bar

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

soo much, wearing thongs with tight pants, short crop tops with no bra, sometimes sleeping in nothing but underwear. if she's down for a punishment she'll flirt with the girls, completely platonic (which you know, but it doesn't piss you off any less)

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

i don’t think she’s loud persé but yes very vocal. i feel like she whines and whimpers softly more than she moans or yells, but her gasps are pretty loud. when she’s domming she likes to moan in your ear, she’s probably louder than when subbing but still not loud enough for someone other than you to hear it.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

chaeryeong really, really likes 69ing with you, like the feeling of being pleasured and pleasuring you? loves it, the way your moans send vibrations up her body when she hits just she spot? loves.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

high but not too high, like she will say she can't take another orgasm but it's probably just for show, she'll take as many as you give her. what i mean is, her sex drive is high enough that she'll take every orgasm and round you give her, but she won't ask for more herself.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

she doesn't let either of you get too comfortable afterwards if you haven't showered, etc. but once you do, as soon as she feels your arms around her she knocks out.

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SFW Alphabet - GoodGuyFitz

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Fitz shows affection in public by small touches, he’s not big on PDA but he does like to give you random forehead kisses throughout the day, sometimes he’ll wrap an arm around you, now if it’s just the two of you...WOO this man is a man baby! He loves being held or holding you. He also loves to post random as photos he has of you even if you get mad at him.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

The friendship started when you both were in high school, you and Toby had a class together and when you went to hang out with her at lunch, that’s where you met fitz and that’s when you guys started talking. He is very protective over you, he loves you and often times he’s the shoulder you cry on and honestly he doesn’t mind it, he was never good with anyone when they cried but he tried especially hard to comfort and help you. He also loves to mess with you and occasionally he takes it to far and apologizes but he has a good idea of his boundaries and when and where to push your buttons.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He loves cuddles! He especially loves when your laying down on your back and his head is on your chest and he’s laying on top of you kind of ? He’s not squishing you completely but he is just on top of you, he also loves when you play with his hair or rub his back/shoulders.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

At first he was iffy on settling down. He’s young and he wants to party and stuff, but when he met you he was okay with settling down, although you guys had a couple more years of partying left in you and so when you were 27-28 that’s when you guys started to settle down. He’s very clean, most of the time you just have to ask him to pick his socks up once or take out the trash and it’s done the second you ask. As for cooking he loves to cook with you! He likes when it’s you two in the kitchen cooking and listeing to music, occasionally dancing to the song that plays throughout the shared apartment.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

It would really depend. If he were to ever break up with you it would be because you cheated or you guys were getting to that point. He waits a solid week or two before officially breaking up with you just in case things get better and he’ll talk it out with you before breaking up, again unless you cheated, he would do everything in his power to fix the relationship before breaking up with you. As for you it’s the same thing, except you take a little while longer, keeping up with his bs and not really talking about what bugs you until finally you sit him down and ask him if he can be better and when he refuses to be a better boyfriend that’s when you take matters into your own hands.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

He’s okay with it, he’s a okay with being committed to you and honestly he loves the thought of marriage and seeing you with a ring on your finger and being his wife. It takes him a good two years to officially let his guard down and when you hit that two year mark he gives you a promise ring. Then once you turn 26-28 that’s when he asks you to marry him.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He never wants to hurt you or scare you or anything. He’s like a giant teddy bear, and whenever he accidentally hurts you by either accidentally stepping on your foot or bumping into you he immediately apologizes and makes sure you are okay. Emotionally he understands how sensitive you are and takes that into consideration, in fights he is very silent and thinks before talking.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

He loves hugs! Again he isn’t big in PDA so hugs in public are very rare but around the boys or if it’s just you two he’s constantly wrapping his arms around your waist, carrying you, spinning you. His hugs are very special, often times he’ll wrap his arms around your waist while he’s behind you and place his chin on your head or he’ll wrap his arms around your shoulders and pull you in so your head is on his chest, he smells really good and he’s really warm so you don’t mind one bit.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

He said it about seven months into the relationship, he SAID it while you guys were talking on the couch but he knew he loved you long before that. He knew he loved you when you guys were once talking in his car, you told him some pretty personal stuff and when it pained him, like literally pained him to think you went through that he knew he loved you, he was angry at who hurt you and his heart broke a bit when he saw a tear roll down your cheek.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He doesn’t get jealous often, he trust you a lot and the feelings mutual. That is until someone is excessively flirting with you and he feels a bit threatened cause your acting so nonchalant. Whens he’s jealous he’ll walk over and wrap his arm around you and introduce himself as your boyfriend and when the guy or girl is finally gone he will get a bit mad but when you explained you didn’t realize it was flirting he forgives you. You were absolutely clueless when he first tried making a move on you so it’s understandable and he never gets mad at you because he knows you most likey said you had a boyfriend and they just kept going.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

SCRATCHY AND YOU LOVE IT. His beard often tickles you and you always giggle feeling the scruff. His kisses are often quick kisses and most of the time forehead. He loves to kiss you on your forehead, moving your hair kissing your forehead and cupping your face in his hands. He loves when you kiss his shoulder/arm. Since you can’t really reach his cheek you often are leaning on his arm and you kiss his arm or shoulder whenever you can, he loves it because he’ll be holding your hand or your leaning on him and he’ll just feel a soft kiss on his arm and will melt.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He is very good with them! If your little cousin is running around or a baby waves he’ll wave back with a smile or play around with your cousin, putting the child on his shoulders or throwing them in the air and catching them. If it’s a infant then he’ll be so gentle and while you hold the baby and cradle him/her the baby’s hand will be holding onto Cameron’s finger tightly.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Morning with Cam are either super productive or super lazy. Cameron wakes up before you most of the time and will do what he needs to do (cook,clean a bit,maybe read) and then he’ll bug you and make you wake up so you spend the morning with him.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

He is pretty big on sleeping early suprisingly. The night routine consist of him and you watching your show or a movie, then going to your room and brushing teeth and talking a bit, then you both read with some tea and go to bed, you usually fall asleep with your book so he’ll put your bookmark for you and then will put his book away, pulling you close to him.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He waits to reveal things about himself, he didn’t really start fully opening up to you about EVERYTHING until about two years into your relationship, though he did reveal some things sometimes during your late night talks.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He doesn’t anger easily. He is very collected and when he’s mad he tells you and will distance himself because the last thing he wants is to make you feel bad or upset. Although he has started to come to you to vent and will happily cuddle against your chest rambling on and on until he falls asleep. You usually stay quiet because you know he doesn’t necessarily want a solution he just wants to talk about it out loud.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He remembers a lot of things you say, your always in his thoughts and he’s constantly seeing things you’ve talked about or things you like that you’ve expressed.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

His favorite moment in your relationship was when you first met his family. He loved how easily everyone loved you and how you fit in perfectly with them. He knew you were the one and everyone told him that if he didn’t marry you it would be his greatest mistake.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Mans is your security guard. Literally like he is so afraid of loosing you or you getting hurt. If your ever out together he’ll make sure not only is he making sure your okay but so are the boys. He isn’t afraid of getting into a fight with someone for you and often times if they touch you they are knocked out in seconds. You hate when he fights and he never does it unless they’ve touched you inappropriately. On the other hand he loves when ever he’s getting hate or is being ‘canceled’ you’ll tweet and defend him telling everyone to calm their asses down.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He loves making you happy and loves making you feel loved and appreciated. He’ll spend days planning things out so you both have a good time and honestly you both prefer homemade cheap stuff then going out to fancy dinners, so he’ll take days planning a baking day with you or a picnic. He always writes you letters for anniversarys. As for everyday tasks if you ask him to do something consider it done, sometimes you don’t even have to ask and he’s already doing it. You both have your chores around the house and you both are on top of that.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

He doesn’t talk while you guys are in an argument. Sometimes you really want him to just flat out say what he’s thinking and feeling and he doesn’t and he takes forever to respond, he just doesn’t want to say the wrong thing and you understand that but sometimes you need him to just speak what he feels then and there.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Not really concerned, your always telling him how hot he is and that makes him very confident.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

When you first started dating, he would be fine, but now ? After all these years he wouldn’t be able to. He loves you so much that something would be missing for the rest of his life.

X = Random Headcanon

He started doing this thing were he writes letters to his future self. You became something he talks about when he writes to his future self asking if your okay, if you’ve had kids, how everything is going.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

You don’t do this but in general he hates when people are mean for no reason. That’s one of his biggest pet peeves. When someone’s rude or disrespectful for no reason it ticks him off so much.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Something he does without fail every single night is throw his leg over you or his arm. He always has to make sure your there and although it’s cute his leg and his arm is heavy and you can’t move as freely as you’d like.

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ABC the mandalorian?

A/N: I ended up doing the whole Alphabet, so, here we go!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He can’t keep his hands off you.  He just wants to keep you beside him, just feeling your skin against his.  He’ll only part with you if you ask.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For you, he loves your eyes.  He loves watching the tiny nueances of your expression, the way the corners crinkle when your happy or the way they roll back in pleasure as he makes love to you.  He can cum just by watching you.

For himself, he likes his hands.  He knows their big and can’t help but watch them as he runs them across your skin.  You seem to appreciate them to, which only add to his own pride.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Din is a mess when he comes.  He has basically no experience, so controlling where he cums can be a bit of a trick.  That all being said, his basic instinct is to cum inside you. Once your bodies are connected, he doesn’t want to leave, not for anything.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He jerked himself all to the thought of you, a lot when you first joined his crew.  He didn’t know what it was. Just having your around, brushing by him in such close quarters drove him crazy.  He eventually got a hold of himself, but that didn’t stop him from feeling incredibly guilt and embarrassed afterwards.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I’m saying it right now: DIN DJARIN IS A VIRGIN!

I am tired of seeing all these “spank me Daddy” Din headcanons all over the place.  The man has repeatedly said, he hasn’t taken off his helmet in front of anyone since he was a child, and considering how devout he is, my guess is that means the rest of his armor stays on too.  He hasn’t so much as received a peck on the cheek.  The first time you hold his bare hand, he nearly faints.

The man has no experience before doing it with you, and you bet your ass it’s only after he’s decided to take off his helmet around you.  No blindfolds or doing it in the dark.  All or nothing baby!

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary. He want to be able to look at you when he fucks you.  He wants to watch your face, and feel his body over yours, keeping you close and safe against him.  The only close second is to have you ride him.  He watches you in awe, taking your lead on how best to touch you as you rock against him. He just wants to see the pleasure take over your face when you cum.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

It takes a while for him to lighten up in bed. At first he takes it very seriously, studying your body like he would a new weapon; finding the best ways to use it and himself to bring you both pleasure.  You’re the one who gets him out of his head, and shows him that sex could be for fun as well as intimacy.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He keeps it pretty trim, more of his own comfort than anything, but not much in terms of man-scaping.  So long as it doesn’t bother you, it’s not really something he thinks about.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Din is the epitome of romance and intimacy during sex.  Every time you’re together, it’s like he’s trying to absorb you into his skin.  All the things he can’t put into words, he shows you in how he touches you.  It can be really intense, but he holds onto you, keeping your grounded as raw emotion floods your veins as surly as the pleasure.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Just because he’s a virgin, does not met he’s completely clueless.  He doesn’t do it often.  He frankly he has better ways of relieving stress, but there are times it’s the only cure.  Weirdly after you together, he does it more often.  Not to a ridiculous extent, but more like he has a solid image of someone to think about, and the specific stress of being away from that person can get to him sometimes.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He doesn’t have many.  I do think he leans more towards service top.  He’s not interested in controlling you.  But, he does want to know he’s the one giving you pleasure.  Honestly, just saying his name can be enough to get him to cum.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Razor Crest, hands down, preferably in his own bed.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

In a fun way? Honestly any time he watches you be really sweet with Grogu. Just seeing you hold him and try to make him laugh hit something deep inside him. After you put the kid to bed, he just wants to feel all of you at once and thinks what it would be like to give you a baby of your own.

In a not so fun way? Any close call you have.  The moment your out of danger, Din wants to just strip you down and fuck you senseless, just a reminder that you’re both still alive and that he can still take care of you.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that would hurt you, or him for that matter.  Din Djarin is not your BDSM, “your daughter calls me Daddy too”, whatever Tumblr seems to be obsessed with. The idea of hurting you, even for pleasure just does not compute for him.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

If you go down on him, the man will not last. He’s actually embarrassed the first few times.  All it takes is a few minutes of you swirling your tongue around his tip before he’s cumming down your throat. You’re a goddess with your mouth as far as he’s concerned.

He also loves going down on you.  It does take him time to get a proper technique, but eventually he gets it.  There has been more than one occasion he’s ripped of his helmet and dove between your legs, not bothering with the rest of his armor. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It varies.  Sometimes he wants to take his time and others it’s just about getting you off as fast as he can just so he can do it all over again.  But, no matter how fast you go, the emotion and intensity remain the same.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not really his thing.  It’s actually really hard to fuck you with his armor on and so would rather wait until he can take it all off.  That being said, it’s hard for him to say no to you going down on him for a quick one in the cock-pit.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He’s really cautious when it comes to sex.  He hasn’t had a lot of experience, and frankly nobody really talked to him about it.  He’s still exploring his sexuality with you, so the key is to be patient.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

So good.  He cums quickly the first few times you have sex, but his recovery time is amazing and once he gets better control of his body, he can keep you occupied for hours, making you cum until you just can’t take it anymore.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Not really.  For him sex really is about being with you.  You might introduce some stuff later, but it’s a lot further down the line.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s really really bad at it.  Like he cannot tease to save his life.  He might nip at the inside of your thigh before finally touching your clit, but that’s the extent. He just wants to make you cum.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Not very.  He’s not much of a talker, and that’s no different in bed.  Lots of soft grunt and curses mixed with moans and the occasional pet name.  Otherwise, he’s main just listening to you.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Demisexual Din? Demisexual Din.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Slightly larger than average, but he doesn’t know it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not especially high before he meets you.  But once you’re together it does go up.  It’s nothing he can’t handle, but he doesn’t get noticeably more grumpy if he hasn’t been around you in a while and once he does see you again, you guys can go for hours.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He takes him a bit to come down after you’re done.  Honestly, he won’t let himself fall asleep until he knows you’re comfortable already dozing off in his arms.

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DAD SUPER JUNIOR A⇴Z HEADCANON ⇴ Kim Junghoon

A ⇴ AFFECTION

Being affectionate with you whilst you were pregnant always made Junghoon incredibly shy, being able to feel your baby bump was always a reminder to him of how lucky he was to have you and your baby as well.

B ⇴ BUMP

He always tried to be aware of when you needed help with your bump, if it was giving you pain, he would try and soothe the spot that was the source of your discomfort, or if your back was beginning to hurt, he’d keep his hands underneath your bump for a little while so that he was supporting the weight rather than you.

C ⇴ CRAVINGS

You would often eat your meals alone anyway, and so when you were craving food it didn’t bother Junghoon at all sitting and watching you eat. He would certainly get tempted every now and then to snack with you, but he was far too strict with his diet to ever let himself sit down and eat with you, instead he’d enjoy seeing how happy it made you.

D ⇴ DUE DATE

Your due date was always something that lingered in the back of Junghoon’s mind, although he wouldn’t let onto you how worried he was about seeing you in labour and in pain, when he was by himself, he’d begin to fret a little more. The boys would be able to pick up on it as well, assuring him whenever they were at work that he had no reason to worry, and they’d all be around to help when your due date neared too.

E ⇴ EMOTIONS

Junghoon is relatively calm and composed throughout your pregnancy which helps you greatly, his only major worry is making sure that you and your baby are safe, anything other than that it pointless for him to stress about. The emotion that he feels the most is excitement; he can’t wait to be able to call himself a dad and have a little one around to dote on and be able to teach so much about the world.

F ⇴ FAMILY

With Junghoon being so close to his brother, it meant that your baby had one very excited uncle who especially couldn’t wait to meet them. Junghoon’s brother was with the two of you most of the time as an extra pair of hands, and when Junghoon was busy at work, he would invite you to the café as much as he could so that he could keep an eye on you and make sure that you were well fed as well.

G ⇴ GENDER

Neither of you were too fussed about finding out the gender of your baby, the only thing you wanted to know at your appointments was that they were healthy and growing well. Your plan was to keep things very neutral anyway, and so the gender was something that could wait until your baby arrived.

H ⇴ HEARTBEAT

The sound of your baby’s heartbeat was one of the things that touched Junghoon the most during your pregnancy. It was always the part that he looked forward to the most whenever you had an appointment at the hospital, he couldn’t take the stethoscope quick enough when the midwife passed it across to him.

I ⇴ “I LOVE YOU”

He loved to remind you that he loved you both with words and gestures whilst you were pregnant. He’d often come home at night with a treat for you whether it be food, flowers, or perhaps just a little item that he’d spotted in a shop window that he knew would be perfect for either you or for your baby.

J ⇴ JEALOUSY

Junghoon wasn’t the biggest fan of when others tried to step on his toes when it came to protecting you. Although he wasn’t the loudest person in the room, he would often hold onto you when he needed to in order to keep you by his side and no one else’s. After so many years together the boys were able to pick up on Junghoon’s mood well, and so when they could tell he was getting jealous, they’d all take a step back.

K ⇴ KICKS

Your kicks were what Junghoon searched for the most, especially when he had his arms around you. He loved when they took him by surprise the most, when he’d run his hands along your bump and suddenly feel a little jolt in your side, that would always be the thing that would put the biggest smile on Junghoon’s face.

L ⇴ LABOUR

He was completely clueless when it came to labour, as everything he’d read had been forgotten about. His mind went blank for most of it, and even after he couldn’t recall much of what had happened, all he remembered was standing by your bedside for several hours and your hand squeezing tightly onto his to the point where he began to worry whether he’d leave the hospital with a few broken bones.

M ⇴ MORNING SICKNESS

Although he would have preferred if you weren’t sick, Junghoon didn’t care too much about being around sick, his only focus was being around you. You’d always apologise to him afterwards, but he’d quickly dismiss you, assuring you that this was just an unfortunate part of pregnancy that everyone had to go through.

N ⇴ NURSERY

Junghoon loved getting creative when it came to your nursery, from the very start he had a theme in mind that he knew your baby would love, as well as being one that would help to stimulate their mind a lot too.

O ⇴ OBSESSION

He was obsessed with your company in any room, Junghoon loved to be around you as much as possible so that he could watch over you and your bump and make sure that the two of you were always safe.

P ⇴ POST BIRTH

Junghoon was very careful with you and conscious of how much you did for a few days after you gave birth, he wasn’t quite sure of what he had to do, so he tended to give you a lot of space so that you could do things at your own pace. Once he was sure that you were doing better, then he’d relax himself around you once again.

Q ⇴ QUESTIONS

The first thing he always asked whenever the two of you were back together was how you were. He always wanted to make sure that you were alright as often as possible to ease his mind from worrying too much.

R ⇴ RANDOM FACTS

Junghoon loves taking photos of your bump, often uploading them onto his social media to show off to the fans how amazing you looked. Several photos were kept between the two of you as well, Junghoon loved to capture you in intimate moments as well, making memories that would be kept just for your family together.

S ⇴ SCANS

Your scans were always kept fondly by Junghoon, he loved to look over it whenever he was away from you and your bump. At work especially, he always kept one of your scan photos with him so that he could pick himself up if he missed you, as well as being able to tell all of the boys about how well your baby was doing too.

T ⇴ TEST

Both of you had concluded before you took a test that you were pregnant with the way you were acting, not to mention when you were sick one morning, there was no other explanation for what was going on.

U ⇴ ULTRASOUND

He made sure to attend every one of your appointments, Junghoon was never going to miss out on the chance to see your little one.

V ⇴ VISITS

Those closest to you were quick to offer support when the two of you returned home, an offer you couldn’t refuse. His brother was the first to visit you both with plenty of food to make sure the two of you cared for yourselves too.

W ⇴ WAITING

Junghoon was patient, always, he loved enjoying the moment rather than focusing too much on when your baby would arrive.

X ⇴ XXXX

He much prefers to have his arms around your bump, but when he can’t, Junghoon will just kiss against it instead. He loves being as close to it as possible and leaving little marks for your baby to figure out too.

Y ⇴ YOU

You were his everything, he was forever going to be in debt to you for making him a father.

Z ⇴ ZZZ

Falling asleep was hard enough for Junghoon anyway, but with you getting very little sleep as well whilst you were pregnant, it left the two of you to often lay awake at night and talk about random things that came to mind.

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Slamming the door close, with heavy footsteps he runs upstairs, through the hallway until he barges in the room panting, “y/n. you’re in big f*cking trouble”

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Flashback; y/n’s pov

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3 am

Carefully, I tiptoe across the room grabbing my mask and heading out to my car, driving to my friends house, I wasn’t able to meet my friend due to jungkook’s strict behavior but I’m not complaining, I know it isn’t right to sneak out without jungkooks permission but I felt so bad for my friend..

What else would u do when a friend has invited many people to come over but none show up? Knowing her she would probably be feeling like shit, so I decided to take the risk of sneaking out, even though the first time I snuck out didn’t go as planned..

Closing the door, I walk towards the entrance of her house, as I walk I don’t notice a silhouette of jungkook’s biggest enemy, clueless of my surroundings I continue to knock on her door..

About an hour and a half later..

Quickly saying my goodbyes I leave the house in a hustle, praying to god that jungkook hasn’t woken up yet, feeling nervous I step out the car, and enter the house, taking a deep breath, I remove my shoes and coat, along with my mask so he doesn’t seem suspicious of me.

Walking back upstairs, I sigh in relief finding her still asleep, smiling I cuddle him and return to deep slumber, without a single thought that jungkook might find out.

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Present time

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“W-what happened?” Feeling anxious that he might be talking about me sneaking out, he looks at me with nothing but an emotionless face, after a while he sighs.

“You snuck out didn’t you?” I look away and nod, knowing there’s no use in lying, “why? I told you several times that it’s dangerous! Especially at a time like 3 am, for f*cks sake y/n I’m doing this for your safety!” I fidget with my fingers, I hate when he yells at me but it’s what I deserve, maybe I should’ve listened to him.

“I’m sorry..” I mumble loud enough for him to hear, “don’t be sorry to me, be sorry to yourself, you put yourself in deep danger, now pack your bags we’re leaving the country..” he walks out and slams the door close making me widen my eyes.. leaving the country?? Confused, I still pack everything wondering why we’re leaving.

“Are you done packing? We need to leave” standing up, I nod and grab my two suitcases, following him out the door and into the car.

After long hours we finally arrive at the hotel, jungkook ignoring me and being cold the whole way except to ask me if I need anything, regretting my decision of sneaking out when I could’ve FaceTimed her or something.

Stepping into our hotel room, I look around admiring the expensive interior, “go pick a room, I just need to handle something.” Saddened by his cold tone, I go pick a random room and plop down on the bed, wondering if he’ll share a room with me or not..

After changing into comfy clothes, that being some shorts and a comfy crop top, I sigh feeling hungry all of a sudden, let me go find jungkook first, walking out the room I go into the living room with velvet couches and a huge chandelier, looking further into the room I spot a balcony, where I see a figure that looks familiar, smiling I open the balcony quietly and sneak up behind him, I notice he’s talking on the phone and wrap my arms gently around his waist as my head rests on his back.

He flinches at the sudden contact, “I’ll call you back later, I have to do something” placing his phone in his pocket, he turns around and crosses his arms, “do you need anything?” He asks me, again with his cold behavior, I pull away from the one sided hug and look up at him, hurt written all over my eyes, “why are u being like this?” “Like what?” “Y-you’re being so cold towards me, I’m sorry for what I did okay? I didn’t think it would end up like this” “I don’t think you’ve learnt your lesson just yet..”

“what do you mean..?” I watch as his eyes trail down to my lips then right back to my eyes.. knowing that look, I gulp and look away, feeling his hand trail up my thigh to my ass and giving it a squeeze making me squeal, “w-what are you-“ “I’m gonna need to be somewhere for about an hour, so be a good girl and do as I say, understood?” He whispers against my lips, his raspy tone sending shivers down my spine.

I nod, obeying his orders, “now I’ve left a box on the kitchen counter, take the box to your room, and whatever is in the box, I want you to use it on yourself, don’t disappoint me.” I nod once again unable to form words, knowing I’ll be stuttering in every word.

He smirks and gives my ass a pat, “good girl” walking off to whatever he has to do, I stand there completely turned on by his actions, remembering what he told me to do, I head to the kitchen and find a black box, confused as to what’s in it, I grab it and run to my room, impatient.

Sitting on the bed I open the box and widen my eyes not even a second later, looking at the s*x toys my jaw drops, so he wants me to use these on myself?

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1 hour later

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Unlocking the door, he kicks of his shoes, removing his coat and unbuttoning a few buttons of his shirt, he decided to go grab a glass of water from the kitchen but hears something.

Halting his steps as he hears whiny moans coming from the room right next to him, it’s only the two of you in the hotel suite, smirking he walks up to the door and places his ear against the door making the sinful noise much clearer, getting an idea.

He carefully opens the door, making sure you don’t hear him, seeing your back facing him, he silently chuckles and steps behind you, he watches as you’re hand fondly grips on to the d*ldo, with every push of it you can hear the wet sounds coming from it, turning him on in many ways, feeling someone’s presence behind, I stop my movements panting, “j-jungkook..?”I mumble,

“Why’d you stop?” “I-... don’t know” he hums as his hand trails down the side of my bare body, giving me goosebumps of anticipation. “Let me help you out here..” Finally reaching the toy, he grasps onto it and rubs the wet tip against me, clutching onto his hand I quietly gasp wanting it right back inside of me.

“Please..” I whisper, he leans up closer to me, making me feel his hardened c*ck against my naked back, “close your eyes..” closing my eyes without any question, I feel his breath fanning my neck only making my impatience worse, “now imagine this d*ldo as my c*ck, hm?”

Knowing he wouldn’t go easy on me since I upset him, I can only wait and find out, I nod as I feel the toy slowly slip inside me smoothly, feeling it stretch me out only making the pleasure higher, “mmmm.. f*ck jungkook.. faster” pulling the d*ldo out then pushing it right in making me arch my back as I let out a moan, the curve of the length making it hit my spot, “r-right there..”

Breathless, yet I would do anything to feel that pleasure again, finding my spot he smirks, continuously hitting the spot making me let out curses and cries, “are you enjoying this?” He says chuckling, he stops his movements, rolling up his sleeves, “let’s make this a little harder baby, no cumming until I say so.”

Feeling his toned chest against me, I watch as one of his hands grabs the d*ldo, the other tatted hand spreading my legs apart, feeling the cold air blow against my dripping pussy tensing me up, “please..” “please what?” “Just put it in me..” “needy aren’t we?” Smirking he slides the toy in an agonizing slow pace, letting out a whine of pleasure as I throw my head back.

He watches as I continue to blurt out moans and curses, feeling harder and harder by the second he controls himself, the d*ldo making me feel full as ever, “a-ahh.. mm shit..”

“Is the toy making you feel good?” “Y-yes.. oh my god..” “I bet it doesn’t make you feel as good as mine huh?” Grinning, he slides in 2 fingers, as he never stopped thrusting the pleasurable object, “F*ck! J-jungkook I’m gonna c-cum”

Feeling my legs tremble as I feel my orgasm coming, my emotions being wrecked by pleasure as all I could do was just hold my orgasm, “u wanna cum?” “P-please.. I-I’m gonna ... cum..” I squeak out, “hold on a little longer, doll”

Pushing it in and out nonstop, groaning not being able to hold it any longer, making it almost painful that I could faint any moment, “p-please!” Thrusting in his finger at the same time, I shriek as he curls up his finger hitting my g spot.

“I’m cumming! I’m cumming! P-please... let me c-cum, I-I’m begging you..” as my legs tremble and my voice hitches, he finally lets me go, groaning I squirt out all my juices, coating the sheets making a mess, he pulls out the toy that’s dripping cum, “look at the mess u made, so naughty” he tsk’s, putting away the d*ldo.

His fingers still inside me as I feel sensitive, clenching around his fingers he then slowly moves it around as I close my legs, stopping him from going further, “I-I’m sensitive..” “babygirl, we just started, get ready to be completely f*cked by me” slipping out his fingers, he licks them clean later letting out a hum of satisfaction.

Quickly unbuckling his pants, and removing his shirt, he throws me over his shoulder leading us to another room, throwing me on the bed I look around to see that we’re in a quite large room, with red led lights illuminating the dark room, making the vibe sensual, he walks up to me, his hand crawls up my thigh, and gives it a squeeze, as his stare never leaves my innocent ones.

Feeling intimidated I look away as his hand comes in touch with my tits (🤡) his thumb grazing my nipple as I breath in a shaky breath, in a swift second I’m turned around, ass facing up, his palm soothing over my cheeks, “now how many spanks should u get? 5? 10? Or maybe 20?” “F-five please..” “did u say 10? Okay ten spanks it is then”

Shutting my eyes closed, preparing for the pain/pleasure to arrive, “I want you to count each spank u get, understood?” “Yes..” I mumble, few moments later I flinch feeling a tight slap on my ass, “one..” he smirks, giving another tight slap again, “t-two..” “hm? I didn’t hear u?”

“Tw- oh shit!” He chuckles loving messing with me, “three..”, this goes on till after what felt like hours im at the tenth slap, hissing as I feel him spank me then rubbing that exact spot, “ten..” I say out of breath, “you did amazing.” He gives a kiss on the red spot and slowly trails the kisses downwards to my womanhood.

I moan out, when his soft lips meet my wet pussy, he kitty licks it before rising up and removing his boxers, “shit i need you now” gripping your hips he sinks himself into your tight pussy walls, feeling the warm juices around his d*ck, “f*ck babygirl” he whispers as his hips rock back and forth, loving the pleasure.

He feels her clenching around him making him groan out a curse, “shit, if you keep doing that I’ll come in no time” feeling cheeky, I clench around him numerous times, making him hold in a breath, he spanks me as he thrusts in hard directly hitting my g spot for the millionth time today, “disrespect me again and I’ll go crazy on you”

His rock hard hips against my ass making me endlessly moan, whining as he twitches inside me making me gasp, feeling my orgasm about to combust out, I tightly grip onto the sheets, “I-I’m cumming!”

“I’m close, I’m so f*cking close oh god, you feel so good baby” he throws his head back thrusting in for the last time before the both of you spurt out your cums, catching your breaths, he pulls out, as I stick my thighs together sighing feeling tired.

“Sleep tight princess” was the last thing my ears picked up before sleeping.

[horrorslashergirl]

Alexander Chirilă SFW Alphabet

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Alexander is very reluctant and reserved when it comes to his personal space so don't expect him to kiss, hug or cuddle you out of his own free will. If you show him affection at the beginning he will be suspicious and unsure, very awkward about it. Later on, with baby steps he will be more comfortable with this, and once you gain his trust he will welcome your affection, but that is a very rare thing. The secret is to take things slowly, don't fully pull him into a surprise hug.

Once you have his full trust, he will show affection into his own way; he will cook for you delicious meals, will spend quiet time with you in the morning around nature while you two sip on tea, he will tell you about his past and advenatures, take walks with you while holding hands, which is a BIG DEAL. For him holding hands is a deep spiritual form of bonding.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Friendship is half of how the relationship starts. You need to take your time with him, observe him and understand his persona. Everything is about earning his trust, doesn't matter if you want a relationship or a friendship. You cannot force friendship on him and expect him to be accepting of you. Just get to know him. Just chatting about simple things in life, like what he likes and doesn't.... But no personal sensitive questions at first like about his family or intimate sexual questions. If you do so, he will only get embarassed, flustered and he will hide into his steel like shell and won't come out after a while. That also depends on the person.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Cuddling will be something that will happen later on in the relationship or friendship, once he is comfortable with you and will aceept you into his personal bubble. He is very gentle and quiet when cuddling, maybe some small exchange of words here and there. His intimate touch is very soft and carefull, the opposite of his killing and assasination.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Alexander never was one to think about relationship, much less about settling down with someone, but once he may find that special someone, he can be very domestic. He is used to clean the whole house, cook breakfast, lunch and dinner and even attending to the garden. He is very domestic into his everyday life when not being his assassin self. If you will achieve the rarity of being his s/o you will wake up with a delicious rich breakfast, your clothes all freshly cleaned at the end of the bed. During his training with his former Master, he did all of that... Cooking, cleaning, gardening.... And he had to do them to complete Perfection.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Alexander never had a relationship in his whole life and there's no doubt he wouldn’t know how to do it. He is completly clueless at how relationship work. The only relationship that he is aware of is the Master-Pupil one.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Marriage has never been a prospect that has ever crossed Alexanders life, but if you managed to be his s/o you will have his undying devotation. He is the type to be gratefull for things such as love, that he has never crossed paths with. In his opinion a s/o is a rare treasure. Once you managed to open the steel gate to his love, he will be 100% loyal and never betray you.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Physically, Alexander is the most gentle guy you will ever meet. The complete opposite of his assassin way, if you are someone close to him, especially his s/o, he will treat you like the most fragile flower ever. He knows how vulnerable humans are and how easy it can be to break them so he is soft into his touching and probably reluctant about it.

As for emotionally? He is a tornado of emotions, considering his bad temper and how easily he loses his cool when teased. He is quiet and reserved but once approached anything can happen with how unstable he is. It can go so many ways; if you tease him, he might get all flustered and blushing, a shuttering mess or if you pull on his anger he will yell profanities and storm off to be alone.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Not a person to give hugs, but if you are his s/o he will welcome them, but still blush slightly. He is just not used to phsyhical affection and gets awkward about it.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

This word has always been an enigma for Alexander and he doesn't know much about this department. Don't expect him to say these words so fast. It takes time and work to manage for him to say this sentence, but once he says it, there is no going back. You better be honest about your feelings for him. If he says that he loves you he means it with every cell into his body. Don't betray his trust. He prefers a punch into the face than a knife into the back. If you hurt his feelings and break his heart, he will turn his back to you and never go back. You cannot expect to break a mirror and out it back together and still see a perfect reflection. Once he loves he loves with his full heart. He is very sensitive.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Depends on what.... He has always been jealous of his big brother for people being charmed by him, by the fact his parents choosed Decebal and not him. Jealousy will make Alexander very bitter and just sulk in silence.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

Alexanders kisses are shy and inexperienced, very slow and innocent like, perhaps with a drop of curiousity. He has never kissed anyone in his life so he feels unsure of how he should take things. You will have to initiate the kisses and take the steering wheel in everything that means intimate touch with this man.

He would probably like to kiss you on the cheek; simple and without too much work, of fear that if things are more complicated he might do something wrong.

The best way to kiss Alexander and get the most satisfying reactions from him is to kiss and play with his ears. Its a very erogenous zone and just you nibbling and sucking on his earlobe can make him come undone and a red faced mess.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

Surprisingly, Alexander is calm and much more patient with children than with adults. They remind of his younger self and how clueless and easy to throw around he was, so to him children are like young birds that still need time to learn to fly.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Mornings with Alexander start up very early, so he can have time to do his chores; preparing breakfast, changing the bedsheets, sipping on his green tea while outside listening to the birds singing. The mornings with this man are very calm and full of tranquility, enjoying the fresh breeze in the morning that slowly fully wakes him up little by little.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Alexander loves to spend most nights, gazing at the stars before sleep, counting each costelation like counting sheeps. Most of his nights are filled by nightmares and because of where he lived, his sleep is always an agitated one. Sometimes he wishes to never sleep but he knows that the human body needs rest and to recharge himself, that's one of the reasons he counts the costelation, it helps him little by little to get sleepy.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Alexander is like a papirus in an ancient language and it takes a long time for him to reveal things about himself. He isn't an open book and defenitly not one to put everything on a silver platter. If you want to learn things about him you will have to read between the lines. He is like a jigsaw puzzler and a challenge when it comes to find out who he really is inside. He may come off as hard steeled, antisocial, acidic and perhaphs bitter, but inside he is very soft, sensitive about his feelings and beliefs, shy and reluctant to let others see his vulnerabilities as well as self concious about not being 'perfect' as his former Master used to constantly say.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Alexander has a very bad temper, but he is pasive aggressive. He gets angry now and the next five minutes he gets calm. His anger is usually striked when people annoy him, not letting him be despite him warning about it. Alexanders bad temper can be ignited at any time, depending of who you are and with what you annoyed him. Its a dead race with his rage.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

Alexander has an IQ over 200 and remembers each tiny little detail about you. If you said you would want to try a certain food he will remeber it and if you are someone important to him he will prepare that dish the next week and surprise you all nonchalantly. He will even know how much sugar you like in your coffee, or he will remember the scent you like your clothes to have. He will know every little detail about you, he has an elephant memory and you can bet he has your full biography into his head.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Most likely the one where you finally earned his trust and he can be much more comfortable around you, not squeaking each time you hug him and such. He doesn't like to be a blushing and shuttering mess, a prospect he cannot control, so finally able to handle his emotions better with you, is a very good thing... Altough he still gets that cute pink blush across his cheeks from time to time.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Alexander can be very protective of someone that means well to him, even giving his life in order to save that special someone. He is a master assassin and he surely doesn't need protection. He can handle himself very good. Take it like this; he will protect you physically from any danger and all you have to protect is his sensitive heart.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

A perfectionist at heart, Alexander will put 100% effort in anything he does for his s/o, be it their Birthday or simply their breakfast, everything has to be done with precision and a hawk eye. Alexander hates failure when it comes to his own persona and simply wants to be praised for a job very good done.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

A very bad habit is his pasive-aggressive attitude of his, the incapacity to handle his emotions and how easily he loses his cool. He tries to hide his shy and awkward self with a shield of rage and anger tantrums, not wanting to be seen as weak and low.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Alexander isn't one to spend hours into the mirror but he is self concious about his scars. Most people look his way and avoid him, giving him either scared or disgusted looks. He cannot imagine someone to be attracted to his ugly marks that make him look like a monster.

If someone says that they think he is handsome or makes him a compliment he will either be a blushing mess or he will tell them not to tell ugly lies. This depends on who you are.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

If he truly loves you and has made that known..... YES. Once he gives you his heart, he will fall into a sulking dark hole without you. He is the type that puts effort 100% into everything so you leaving him for example will make him feel like an incapabile idiot with zero skills just like his Master always told him.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

His killing style varies from target to target and each kill has a meaning and different operation. For example one time in Columbia he killed three men, hung them upside down in a public place and gutted them from groin to neck, letting their insides dangle out. Its a silent message 'Don't do what these men did or you are next'. Other times he planted bombs on his targets car or house and detonated them from distance. It all depends on the target and what the one that hired Alexander wants.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

In general, Alexander hates people to forcefuly try to get into his life or personal space. Mind your own business, wanker! There is a difference from taking initiative and slowly get to know him, and the being a complete idiot and stuck your nose into his business. Be respectfull of his barriers or else you will get his bitter side which stings.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

Alexander sleeps with his gun under the pillow. Mostly where he lived, the places were dangerous and you could always wake up with a gun pointed to your forehead or a knife at your throat. He is very vigilant at night because he knows that's when the killers and such are lurking.

[fallenrepublick]

can i request nsfw alphabet for the grand inquisitor? if you haven't already, that is

Ooo I don’t get many of these!

A is for Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s the type to find a small amount of humor in it. Of course, once he’s caught his breath once more, he’s up and helping you get cleaned, but the sight of you still a bit flushed and embarrassed makes him turn back every so often and hum a laugh that isn’t heard quite often.

B is for Body Part (their favourite body part of their partner or themselves)

He can’t really say that he has a favourite. Every time you two go at it, he seems to begin in a different place. You’ve tried looking for a pattern or a reason, but it all seems to fall on even ground.

C is for Cum (anything to do with cum basically)

He doesn’t care where he finishes, as long as he gets to. And in all honesty, he likes the taste of yours more than anything to do with his own. It’s gratifying for him to know all the things he can make you do.

D is for Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

He has quite the imagination. You’ll sometimes catch him simply looking at you, and you can automatically tell what he’s thinking about. As bad as he is at hiding it, no one really seems to notice, and the things that go on in his mind are kept between the two of you without fail. He may even become impatient and use the force to make things a bit more exciting for you right then and there.

E is for Experienced (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Of course he knows what he’s doing. As if by some strange talent, he can make you react in ways you never thought possible by a single touch. But he’s a tad more sensitive when it comes to receiving affection, and it makes him look like he’d never been touched a day in his life.

F is for Favourite Position (what’s their go-to sex position?)

He’s a power bottom. Do with that what you will.

G is for Goofy (are they more serious in the moment or are they more humorous?)

It depends. During the moment, he’s a bit more on the serious side, a sort of concentration taking over as he reasons out what to do with you. But after the fact, it becomes light-hearted, even leading to comforting chatting when you’re laying together.

H is for Hair (how well groomed are they?)

What do you think the answer to this is

I is for Intimacy (how do they act during the moment?)

He acts relatively clueless leading up to anything.

“I’ve been teasing you all day? What ever do you mean?”

He’s cooler about it and slow to begin, still taking charge even with his fake questions involved. And during it all, the confidence (mostly) doesn’t falter, but he stays gentle with you unless you ask for worse.

J is for Jack Off (Masturbation)

Not always, but sometimes. If he’s away for long periods of time on missions you choose not to come on, he may be sitting in his ship, finding that his mind has wandered to you back at home, all of the things you could be doing, all the ways you could could look. And it begins taunting him, imagination running wild of all the things he could do to you when he gets back. It becomes unavoidable.

K is for Kinks (one or more of their kinks)

Handcuffs. Wrists held behind your back while you’re on him.

L is for Location (favourite places to get dirty)

Being one of the more paranoid types, he prefers to keep it in your room. It’s like a sort of safe haven for the two of you, where you can become wrapped up in each other without running the risk of getting caught by someone you definitely don’t want to be caught by.

M is for Motivation (what gets them going)

The way you talk to him when you’re alone. In front of others, there’s a level of decorum you both have to meet, which makes it difficult for any real personality to present itself to people. But alone, he can see you in every word you say, and he wants to hear that voice for hours on end.

N is for No (something they won’t do in the bedroom, turn offs)

Anything remotely dangerous or violence based. He deals with enough of that in his job, he doesn’t want it getting involved in something like this.

O is for Oral (giving, receiving, skill, etc.)

He’s here to give. He adores making you shake and squirm while his tongue leaves trails around the most sensitive parts of you, and he wouldn’t give it up for the world.

P is for Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

He leans on the slower side. He wants you to feel everything, and to make sure of that, he goes as gently as he can, so much so that it starts making you impatient. Secretly, though, he likes it when you whine at him, so it give him an incentive to stall even more.

Q is for Quickie (their opinions of quickies versus proper sex)

He isn’t really the type for quickies. He’ll do it if you’re really that needy, but he prefers real sex so that he can spoil you.

R is for Risks (do they like to take risks and experiment?)

Not deliberately. If there’s a risk you outright request him to take, he’ll oblige, as you never really know how you’ll feel if you don’t try it. But on his own, he wants to play it safe. Just by being with you he’s taking a risk, and he isn’t about to go out of his way to make it worse. Besides, he thinks there are plenty of ways to keep it fun without being too risky, and he is open to experimentation.

S is for Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

He can go as long as you need him to go. Consistent energy depletion is a part of his job. This is nothing, and he’ll only need to stop when you’re done with him.

T is for Toy (do they own toys? Do they use them?)

A few here and there never hurt. They’re mostly used as part of any experimentation you want to try out.

U is for Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

It isn’t excessive, but he does like to tease you. He may not like being too forward in public, but that doesn’t mean he refrains from using a small mischievous side of him to make it hard for you to focus during the day. In a way, it brings your personality out a little more, and he likes being able to see it during the day, even if only for a second.

V is for Volume (how loud are they? what sounds do they make?)

He’s relatively quiet. As you go, he’s mostly whispering to you small praises or terms of affection that make your heart race even faster. He can feel your pulse quicken as the words come out of his mouth, and he knows how much you enjoy it.

W is for Wild Card (random dirty headcanon)

He’s not as controlling as you might expect. Sure, he likes handcuffing you from time to time, but beyond that, he doesn’t keep you from doing whatever you want. He tried being on top one day, but when you flipped him instead, he gladly let you.

X is for X-Ray (what they’re packing)

... Good luck.

Y is for Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It isn’t excessively high, but it’s definitely there. There are very rarely days when he isn’t ready to keep you awake through the night, but he isn’t needy on a constant basis.

Z is for Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep after)

He waits until you’re asleep. He doesn’t feel like he’s completely finished satisfying you until he hears your breath slow and your muscles relax. Only then can he let himself sleep as well.

[full-of-roman-angst-trash]

Blind and Naive

(You are here) (Part 2) (Part 3)

TW: Unsympathetic Virgil, Abusive Virgil, Unsympathetic Patton, Unsympathetic Logan? (Not really), Abused Roman, Toxic Prinxiety, Abusive Relationship, Verbal Abuse, Emotional Abuse, Fighting, Dismissal of Feelings, Cursing, Manipulation, Belittling, Gaslighting, Guilt-tripping, Body Shaming, Self-Harm, Self-Doubt, Anorexia, Self-Deprecation, Negative Body Image, Roman lashes out at Janus, and A LOT of Roman angst

If I missed any, please tell me and I will add it.

Word count: 3970

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“Will you be my boyfriend?”

The question rings in my ears and I feel my brain desperately trying to think of an answer.

I know I don’t like Virgil, at least not in a romantic sense. But at the same time, I know that if we start dating, most of the fandom will be ecstatic. We are one of the most popular ships in the fandom after all.

Come on Roman, give the fans what they want. How do you expect to be the favorite if you can’t satisfy them or please them because of a selfish reason? And either way, what can go wrong? Maybe you might even fall for Virgil eventually.

I take a deep breath and nod, putting on an excited smile, “Yes!”

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It had all started okay. We had announced our relationship to the fandom and most of them were happy! Of course, there were the few that didn’t like our relationship and those who were indifferent but that was fine. I even started to grow feelings for Virgil!

Everything was fine…

But then… Something… 

Changed...

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“Roman! You promised we were going to have a movie night today!”

I look down, the guilt in my chest growing more and more with every second that passes.

“I know... But I really need to finish this script… I’m so sorry Virgil… I promise I will make it up to you...!” My voice is hushed and weak

Suddenly, he starts to cry and I feel my heart sink.

“YOU PROMISED ROMAN! YOU CARE MORE ABOUT A DUMB SCRIPT THAN ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND!?” His voice is shaky and filled with hurt.

“No, no, no! T-that’s not it! I promise! I-I j-just-”

He cuts me off with a sharp slap that makes my cheek sting and ache. 

“IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO HANG OUT WITH ME AND TREAT ME RIGHT THEN MAYBE WE SHOULD BREAK UP!” He starts crying harder before looking away from me.

I feel tears begin to prick my eyes and my body begin to shake.

“I-I’m s-sorry! P-please d-don’t leave me!”

Please...! I don’t want the fandom to hate me even more...! I don’t want dad to get mad at me...! I don’t want to be alone again...! I d-don’t want to lose you...!

Despite my best efforts, I feel the tears in my eyes begin to spill and roll down my face. 

“We can have movie night! I-I can just do my work another day!” I cringe when I hear the heavy desperation in my voice.

I hear Virgil sigh before he turns to face me. He suddenly isn’t crying anymore and instead he just has an annoyed expression on his face.

“Fine,” His voice is so cold it forces a shiver to run down my spine, “I won’t break up with you. Now shut up and stop crying. You look so fucking pathetic.”

Pathetic...

I go to reply but before I can, I hear Virgil mumble, “So much for being a prince...”

A true prince isn’t a whiny crybaby! Stop being such a little bitch! You were in the wrong, so why are YOU crying!? He had every right to be mad at you!

I quickly wipe my tears away and force myself to calm down, “Sorry...”

He gives me a tight smile, “It’s fine. Now, put the movie on, and let’s cuddle on the couch.”

I smile a little and nod. He sits down on the couch as I put the movie on. Once the movie is on, I sit next to him on the couch and rest my head on his shoulder. He wraps an arm around me and pulls me close, and I can’t help but smile more. 

See, if you’re good, he’ll be nice to you! All you have to do is follow his rules and stay on his good side. How hard can that be...?

____

Virgil looks up at me, a disgusted expression on his face. 

“Are you seriously going to eat all that?” His voice comes out harsh and judgmental.

Disgusting pig...

I look down at my plate and hold back a wince. Now that I was actually paying attention to it, the amount of food on my plate made my stomach turn. 

Are you blind!? Why did you get so much food!? Aren’t you already fat enough!? If you want to be perfect stop being such a pig! How can anyone ever love someone as fat and disgusting as you!? STOP EATING! Fill up on water or something! Count your calories more! YOU HAVE TO BE PERFECT!

I swallow the lump in my throat and look back up at Virgil, “N-no... I accidentally got too much food... Of course, I wasn’t planning on eating all this...”

Virgil’s expression quickly changes from disgust to anger. He slams his hands on the table as he stands up, the sudden loud noise and movements make me flinch.

“BULLSHIT! DON’T LIE TO ME! WHAT TYPE OF BOYFRIEND ARE YOU!? FIRST YOU’RE GREEDY AND THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO LIE ABOUT IT!?”

Greedy...

I cover my face with my hands to try and hide the fear in my face, “N-no! I-I swear...! I-I didn’t mean to g-get so much f-food!”

A scoff escapes his lips, “Fine... If you’re not going to tell me the truth then have it your way.”

He stands up and starts walking back to his room.

I reach out to him, “W-wait...” My voice is weak and shaky.

Useless...

He stops but doesn’t bother to glance at me or anything, “You’re sleeping in the basement today. And don’t you dare show yourself until you’ve lost some weight.”

And with that, he leaves.

My shaky knees give out, I fall to the floor, gripping my hair tightly and biting my lip as I try to stop myself from crying.

Don’t you dare cry! Stop being so sensitive! If you weren’t such a fuck up, he wouldn’t have gotten mad at you! Stop being so stupid and do something right for once! You let him down! You should have known better! Go to the basement and start planning your meals...

I slowly stand up and grab my plate, the site of it almost making me puke. I quickly throw away the food in the trash and put the plate in the sink. Then I make my way to the basement.

____

“Roman, stop being so dramatic.”

I flinch a little and keep my eyes glued to the floor. I couldn’t help but fidget with my hands desperately and ineffectively trying to stop my tears.

Dramatic... 

“I-I’m sorry...- I-I just...- Y-you said...-” I trip over my words, the ever-growing lump in my throat not helping to make the situation easier.

He scoffs, “Stop lying, I didn’t even say anything about you.”

I bite my tongue, “B-but you d-did... Y-You said-”

The second I realize what I said I cut myself off. 

Nononononono!!! Y-you idiot! He’s going to get mad at you!

Before I can apologize he walks up to me and pinches my arm, making me grimace.

“ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR!? I DIDN’T CALL YOU ANNOYING! IF ANYONE IS A LIAR, IT’S YOU!”

Liar...

I feel myself start to hyperventilate as I wrap my arms around my stomach tightly, “Y-you’re right... I-I’m sorry... Y-you would n-never say that...”

“Whatever,” Virgil steps away from me, “Have you eaten?”

I hug my stomach tighter at the mention of eating and shake my head, unable to force myself to speak.

He walks back over to me and puts a hand on my chin. He lifts my head and has me look at him, a smile on his face.

“Good, I’m glad you’re following the rules. As a reward, we can go cuddle in my room.”

A bright smile creeps into my face. I nod excitedly and we sink down to his room. At first, it was going great, but then, Virgil’s room began to affect me. I was getting more and more anxious but I ignored it.

Don’t ruin this nice moment! You’re always begging for attention, and you finally got it. DON’T MESS IT UP! You’re lucky he even agreed to cuddle after you accused him of lying. 

I stay quiet and just cuddle closer to Virgil, when he holds me closer I almost completely forget about my growing anxiety. 

____

At first, our arguments and insults stayed out of the videos. But soon, they began to leak through

“So do I, but I’m not like THAT.” 

Sorry... I just really like Disney...

“And as usual, you were completely unnecessary.”

Unnecessary....

“Prince, I got to say you do impress me, by being a clueless moron all the time.”

Clueless moron...

“Even Prince knew that.”

I get it... I’m the dumbest...

“Don’t encourage him.”

I’m just trying to do my job... I just want to be listened to...

“If it’s not original, haven’t we all lost?”

I’m trying! It’s harder than you think!

“You tried, you failed.”

Failed... I’m a failure...

“Princey, you are done, give it up!”

NO! I can’t give up! I can’t let him down!

“Princey, you could never let me down,” Thomas said in a sincere voice but I couldn’t help and be skeptical.

“No?” Said Virgil in a surprised and doubtful voice.

He doesn’t believe in me....

“They’re also determined and chivalrous.” Explained Thomas.

“And this is the one Roman thinks he’s in?” Asked Virgil in a fake whisper.

I guess he doesn’t think I’m determined or chivalrous... Am I that delusional to think I am...?

“I’m not evil!” I desperately called out.

“Says who?” Virgil quickly shot back.

E-evil... I can’t be evil... I’m supposed to be good...

“I so liked the original idea that I misinterpreted.”

Is my idea not good enough...?

“I tried to course-correct, but you wouldn’t let me.”

I just wanted a bit of control for once...

“Whatever, you know you screwed it up.”

Like I always do...

“All I’m saying is that you both suck at what you do and I’m tired of having to keep lighting fires under your butt”

I suck at my job... But at least I have Virgil to fix my mistakes...

“Wow, you are, unbelievably extra any chance you get.”

Extra... Always too extra...

“You know Roman, it’s too bad your brain isn’t as big as that chin.”

I’m not dumb... I-I’m not...

“It’s a puppet bit, just ignore them.”

Ignore me like always, right...?

“Too bad your “big admission” is dwarfed by your gargantuan failures.”

All I ever do is fail...

“Okay, you can stop.”

I’m just being myself....

“Shut up!”

Sorry...

“Princey, Princey, Princey, so naive.”

Naive...?

“Are you seriously siding with Deceit?”

I’m just trying to give him a chance...

“What are you- the jury decides if he’s guilty!”

So he only cares to correct me...?

____

I can’t take it anymore...! I-it hurt so much...!

I stand in front of my mirror, a feeling of hurt and loneliness corrupting my heart. My eyes are bloodshot red and tears flowed down my face at an alarming rate. My whole body was shaking and my breathes were shaky. 

Ugly! Stupid! Your shoulders aren’t broad enough! Your thighs are too wide! Your stomach is too big! Your neck is too fat! Your arms too heavy! You aren’t perfect enough! You’re still eating too much! Why are you still not good enough?! 

I curl my hands into a fist, my shaking becoming increasingly worse with every passing second. Suddenly, I’m no longer able to look at my own reflection.

Before I knew it, a loud crash filled my ears and I felt my knuckles sting. I looked at the mirror. It was now cracked and bloody. I look down at my knuckles, they were full of blood. 

But to my surprise, the pain felt... 

Good...

It hurts... My knuckles sting and ache... but... I like it... It feels nice... 

____

Eventually, I just gave up.

“Roman! You messed everything up again!”

“Sorry.”

I stopped fighting.

“Stop being dramatic. We all know that you’re just trying to get attention.”

“You’re right. Sorry,” I plastered a smile on my face.

I followed everything he said.

“Can’t you just come up with something good for once!? Stop wasting our time with your useless shitty ideas!”

I nod, “I’ll try harder, I promise.”

I just agreed.

“You’re still not skinny enough. Are you even trying!?”

“I am trying, I’m sorry, I’ll do more.”

I stayed silent and out of the way. I continued to skip meals. I kept self harming. Every day, things got worse and worse. But, at least, I still have Virgil.

____

They told me that if anything is bothering me to reach out. I slowly walk to the couch where Logan and Patton were sitting. I stand a few feet in front of them but neither of them acknowledged me.

I take a deep breath and clear my throat, finally getting their attention.

“Salutations Roman,” Logan said, looking up from his book, “Is there something that you require us for?”

I awkwardly avoid eye contact and mumble, “I, Um... Need to get some things off my chest...”

Logan raises a brow and fully sets his looks down, “Okay?”

While Logan seems to be somewhat interested, Patton just rolls his eyes.

“Fine, but hurry up, I was watching a movie,” Patton’s voice is harsh, making me flinch.

I see Logan give Patton a disappointed and displeased face, but Patton just ignores him.

I take another deep breath.

Just say it... It’s okay... T-they’ll believe me... R-right...?

After a few more seconds of debating with myself, I quietly mutter out, “V-Virgil, h-has b-been v-verbally a-abusing m-me...”

There’s a beat of silence. No longer than a couple of seconds. But, it feels like forever.

“Really Roman?” Patton’s voice cuts through the silence like a sharp knife, his tone annoyed and disappointed.

I put my head down and squeezes my eyes shut, “Y-yes...”

Patton’s sighs heavily and responds in a flat, unamused tone, “Roman, I’m disappointed in you. First, you’re mean to Virgil and now you’re lying about him abusing you!? Aren’t you supposed to be a prince? What type of prince lies about their significant other? Especially after he was was nice enough to forgive you for being so rude and gave you a chance.”

Pain and betrayal hit me like a truck going full speed. 

“I-I’m not l-lying!” I start shaking. I turn to Logan expectantly but to my surprise, he just looks away with a distraught expression on his face.

“Go to your room, Roman,” I don’t turn my attention back to Patton, instead I just start walking away.

As I leave, I hear Patton mumble to himself, “And to think that I labeled him the good one.”

I run to my room, making sure to slam the door as I go in.

They don’t care! They said they cared! They said we were friends! That we had each other’s backs! Was it all a lie!? Am I really that stupid and naive!? Why don’t they love me...? What did I do!?

I flop down on my bed, but I don’t cry, I felt like crying and I wanted to, but I couldn’t. So, I just lay there on my bed, staring up at the ceiling, feeling numb and broken.

____

I’m done! Enough is enough! I can’t do this anymore! They don’t care about me! None of them do! They all hate me! EVEN Thomas hates me now! I was supposed to be his hero! I was supposed to be the good one! 

I grip my sash tightly before ripping it off and tearing it to rags.

I don’t deserve it! Just like I don’t deserve any love and attention! I’m not good enough! I never will be! It isn’t fair!

I take off my prince costume, now only wearing the black shirt I usually wear underneath it. I take the shirt of my costume and quickly rip it up as well.

They chose a liar over me!? Why!? I’ve been trying so hard to prove myself to them! I kill myself to try and come up with creative ideas! I forced myself to change to meet their standards! I tore myself apart to please them!

I fall to the floor in defeat. A feeling of numbness suddenly washing over all my guilt, pain, sadness, and anger. Yet, even when I feel nothing but empty and numb, the tears won’t stop.

I followed Thomas’ request and tried to get rid of Virgil, only to get antagonized and proved wrong. So I tried my hardest to be nice to Virgil yet he is allowed to abuse and insults me all he wants! Then when I try to stand up for myself I get attacked by Thomas, Patton, and the fandom! I tried to be nice to De-Janus to show them I changed, and I’m wrong! So, I try being mean to him like they told me to be, and I’m wrong again! Nothing I ever do is right! Suddenly, Patton can be wrong just like everything we’ve known our whole life!

My wrist hurt, and I feel the blood of my multiple wounds running down my arm. My lungs begin to sting and burn, my throat clamps up keeping any air from reaching my lungs, my chest aches, and I start feeling lightheaded.

I want somebody... Anybody... I just need someone...

But who...? I’m all alone... I have nobody...

...Remus...

____

I stand outside of Remus’ room.

This is a bad idea... What if he laughs at me...!? But... He’s the only person I have left... 

I slowly knock on the door, cursing myself when I see how shaky my hand is.

After what seems like forever, the door opens and Remus looks at me with a shocked and concerned face.

“Roman?! What happened!? You look like shit! Are you okay!?” He slowly takes a step towards me and pulls me into a hug.

The second he hugs me, I fall apart again. 

Chocked sobs shake my body and I cling to Remus, hiding my face in his shoulder. I hear Remus sigh softly and he gently ushers me inside. He leads me to his bed and sits both of us down.

“Shhh, it’s okay Ro. You’re okay, just breathe.” 

I flinch slightly at how gentle and soft Remus’ voice is before nodding slightly. I start taking shaky deep breaths.

I don’t know how much time passes, but I eventually calm down. I slowly pull away from Remus and look down.

“I-I’m sorry... I didn’t mean to just come and burden you after all these years of ignoring you...” Despite how hard I try, my voice stays weak and tiny.

Remus, gently puts a comforting hand on my shoulder, “Hey, it’s okay. You don’t have to apologize, you aren’t burdening me.”

I bite my lip, “A-are you sure...? I-I s-started crying... and b-bothering you with my i-issues...”

Remus hugs me again and softly says, “Roman. You aren’t a burden and you’re not bothering me. Just because you started crying doesn’t mean you have to apologize. It’s okay to cry.”

W-what...? But Virgil always said that I shouldn’t cry...? He says I’m just being annoying and self-centered... W-was he lying..?

I hesitantly nod, hugging Remus back, “Okay...”

Suddenly, I feel someone on the bed shift a bit and my heart sinks. 

S-someone else is here?!

I pull away from the hug and look behind me, not sure what to expect. The face staring back at me immediately makes all my anger come rushing back to me.

“What are you doing here, Snake?” My voice comes out harsher than I expected it to but I can’t be bothered to care.

I see Janus flinch slightly and Remus sighs.

“Ro, that was mean... Apologize to Jan.”

A-apologize... 

My heart drops and it suddenly becomes impossible to breathe. I feel Remus go to pull me into another hug but I push him away and quickly stand up.

“APOLOGIZE!? WHY DO I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE!?” At this point I’m crying and shaking again, but this time, they’re tears of anger, “AFTER EVERYTHING HE HAS DONE TO ME, I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE MAD!”

“Roman, I-” Janus starts but I quickly cut him off.

“YOU PRETENDED TO BE PATTON AND HAD ME PRANCE AROUND ON A STAGE, EXPLOITING MY TRUST AND SOMETHING I LOVE! THEN YOU MADE ME THE STUPID JUDGE IN YOUR DUMB TRIAL AND PRETENDED TO BE MY FRIEND! AND WHEN I DIDN’T AGREE WITH YOU, YOU PUNISHED ME BY HAVING MY BROTHER HIT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH HIS MORNING STAR! YOU FILLED MY HEAD WITH FAKE COMPLIMENTS, POKING AT MY INSECURITIES AND MY DESPERATION FOR SOME SORT OF PRAISE AND LOVE!” My voice quivers and shakes. 

At this point, I see tears form in the corner of Janus’ eyes, but I continue, mostly because I just NEED to rant.

“YOU USED ME JUST TO GET LISTENED TO! AND I GET IT! IT SUCKS TO BE IGNORED! BUT THAT DOESN’T JUSTIFY YOUR SHITTY ACTIONS! LOGAN GETS IGNORED AND YOU DON’T SEE HIM MANIPULATING OTHERS! I GET IGNORED AND YOU DON’T SEE ME EXPLOITING OTHERS WEAKNESS! REMUS GETS IGNORED AND YOU DON’T SEE HIM USING OTHERS! THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO BE LISTENED!” My voice breaks off, unable to continue screaming.

I laugh, the laugh heavily laced with bitterness and sadness, then I crumple to the floor. 

“I-I have a r-right t-to...- T-to...-” I cut myself off and just cry into my hands, going from angry frustrated tears to sorrowful tears.

I hear both of them slowly stand up, Remus takes a knee next to me while Janus sits in front of me. I feel Remus starts to slowly and gently rub my back.

“Roman,” Janus’ voice is soothing and gentle, making me look up at him.

His face is full of guilt and the tears that pricked his eyes a few seconds ago were now slipping down.

“I’m SO sorry,” He continues, “I know what I did is wrong and that it seriously hurt you. I know that a sorry won’t fix the mess I’ve caused. And I know that nothing I do will change the past. But, I really am sorry. You don’t have to forgive me yet, you can forgive me when you are ready. For now, just breathe, everything will be okay.” 

I don’t have the strength to argue, not anymore. All I do is give him a small nod in response and start slowly breathing.

Remus starts slowly breathing with me while Janus whispers reassurance, and it surprising helps, a lot. I continue breathing, and slowly start calming down.

It will be okay...?

____

“How are you feeling Ro?” Remus asks in a gentle calming voice.

I smile a little and quietly mumble, “I feel slightly better. Thank you.”

He nods, smiling softly, “Of course Ro.”

“So,” I turn my attention to Janus, “Do you think you’re ready to tell us what happened?” He keeps his voice super gentle and soothing.

His tone helps keep me calm and I slowly nod, “Yeah...”

They both look at me, and I can’t help but feel a warmth in my heart.

They’re willing to listen to me... They’re actually going to listen... 

I take a deep breath, ready to just get everything off my chest.

____

To be continued.

I finally finished! This took so long, but I really liked it. Also, kinda sucks that this had to come out on Roman’s birthday, but I really didn’t want to post it any later. So, yeah, part 2 will be out soon. Later! 

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Hongjoong NSFW Alphabet A-Z

A= Aftercare (What they do/act like after sex)

 Joong would be very thorough with his aftercare. Need a bath? He’s on it. Want some water? He’s already in the kitchen getting it for you. Need kisses and cuddles? Already smothering you. He’s really good at taking care of his members, so you wouldn’t be an exception.

B= Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

 He would like his eyes the most, he loves how he can give you one look, and you’ll be blushing from the other side of the room. He has quite expressive eyes and would adore how you can tell how he’s feeling just by looking into his eyes. On your body, he would love your hair. He loves playing with it as he falls asleep or tugging on it when he’s being particularly rough with you, he just wants to twirl it around in his fingers~ 

C= Cum (Anything to do with cum… I’m a disgusting person)

 When Hongjoong cums...he cums a lot, and his favorite place to paint you in his cum would be your ass.  He just loves seeing it cover your pretty ass after sex, he finds something sexy about it. He’d make sure that he cleans you up nicely before doing anything else. 

D= Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

 He may or may not have stolen your underwear once or twice and acted confused when you were complaining about not being able to find a certain pair. It was an accident at first, he was packing his luggage, and you had left your underwear, and it got thrown into a pile with the rest of his clothes. He didn’t notice until he was looking for something... Long story short, he may have jerked off using your underwear and found a new fetish that day...

E= Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

 He used to skip school to work, PASSIONATE BABYBOY RIGHT THERE, so I don’t think he had much interaction with many people to have tons and tons of experience. He knows where to put things, and he’s definitely not clueless, but the first few times you two tried to get intimate were kind of on the awkward side of things.

F= Favorite position (This goes without saying)

 Since he loves cumming on your ass, he loves doggy style. He’s able to spank you all he wants and tug on your hair and at the end of it, he gets to cum on your ass. So, all in all, he can’t go wrong with his position.

G= Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Or are they more humorous?)

 At first, he was goofier and laughed off the awkward moments with you, but as he got more experienced with you, he also got more serious and intimidating. There’s still a playful tone to the sex, but he’s just more mature about that type of thing. 

H= Hair (How well-groomed are they?)

He does some pretty decent man-scaping. He’s not completely clean, but it’s not a complete mess down there, and he’d try to keep up with it as much as possible.

I= Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

 He’s fairly intimate during sex, but his intimacy shines during aftercare. During sex, he can be a little on the rougher side, but he’d still whisper in your ear about how amazing you felt, and he’d still kiss your body up and down.

J= Jack off (Masturbation)

 Because of the whole underwear situation, he jerks off quite a bit. He doesn’t find it better than you, but sometimes if he’s feeling stressed suddenly, and just needs to release some tension, he’ll please himself.

K= Kinks (One or more of their kinks)

 He has a Sir kink, it came out when you had playfully called him sir, after he had told you something. There’s something about you saying it that makes him feel powerful. Hongjoong also has a slight thing for tying you up or handcuffing you. He had randomly asked you one day how you felt about bondage, and after giving it a try, he definitely liked it.

L= Location (Favorite places to do the do)

 Does he enjoy fucking you in his studio? You bet he does. His eyes always light up when you come and visit him...those visits usually get pretty intimate, pretty quick. He always jokes how it gives him the energy he needs to make a good song, maybe that’s why ateez doesn’t have a single bad song cough cough.

M= Motivation (What turns them on?)

 You playing with his hair while he’s working could start to make him needy for you, he doesn’t know why. When you sit in his lap and play with his hair or him sitting in your lap, he can’t help it when he lets out a few soft moans.

N= NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

 Anything that will end up with you bleeding a lot. Sure, he doesn’t mind giving you pain for pleasure, but he’s against having you bleed.

O= Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

 He loves giving and receiving equally, receiving might have a slight edge since he loves seeing you on your knees for him. He would especially love when you’re needy while he’s busy, and to distract him...you’d get on your knees and start kissing over his crotch. When it comes to him giving you head, he loves hearing you beg him for me, and the lewd sounds you make. He’s a rapper so, he’s really good with his tongue.

P= Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

 Both, but he tends to lean more on the fast and rough side. He enjoys seeing the aftermath of him fucking you hard and will often tease you the next day if he sees you struggling to sit down or walk properly. Every once in a while, he’ll go slow, giving you deep thrusts to make you feel every inch of him as he kisses your neck, sucking on your sweet spot.

Q= Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex and how often?)

 He’s neutral about them, he’s not in love with them, but he won’t pass them down if you offered or if the both of you were needy and busy.

R= Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks?)

 Hongjoong is very experimental, he wants to find new things that you like, and that he likes. He’s willing to experience a few mess-ups if it means that both of you can try new things. 

S= Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

 He can go for a few rounds but prefers to keep it down to around 2. He makes sure to draw out your time together as much as he possibly can. He’ll use his fingers and his mouth, working you up before he gets to the main event.

T= Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them?)

 He thinks toys can be fun every now and then. Hongjoong loves pressing a vibrator against you when you’re tied up and can’t do anything except moan and thrash against the sheets. He’s not opposed to using toys on himself and is even considering asking you to peg him...one day.

U= Unfair  (How much do they like to tease?)

 This boy loves to tease you whenever he gets the chance. He likes making you beg him for what you want him to do to you. Joong actually likes it when you tease him back, subby Joong is hot. 

V= Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make?)

 It depends on what headspace he’s in. If he’s in a more dominant headspace, he’d let out groans and growls, but if he was in a more submissive headspace, he’s let out higher-pitched moans and groans.

W= Wild Card (Random headcanon)

 “Are you sure this is a good idea?” You said while biting your lip.

 Hongjoong had invited you over to his studio stating that he needed help with something. You had assumed that he was just needy and wanted to fuck you...but he had a much different idea. 

“Please, babe? No one will even know it’s you and I just really think it would help with the song.” 

  Hongjoong wanted your moans...on one of his tracks. He gave you a smirk and leaned over to whisper in your ear, softly kissing it as he spoke, “I promise I’ll make it worth your time.”

X= X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)

 He’s a smol boy and he has tiny hands but has big dick energy, so I’m in a dilemma. He’s probably average but knows how to work with what he’s got.

Y= Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

 He has a high sex drive, he constantly craves your touch. He’d probably be overdramatic and say that he’s dying if you two go without something sexual for more than two days.

Z= ZZZ (How quickly do they fall asleep afterward?)

He doesn’t fall asleep that quickly, he makes sure that you’re okay and would much prefer watching a movie with you to fall asleep since he can’t automatically fall asleep afterward.

 Hi! This is the second member I’ve done and if you liked this, please don’t be a silent reader. I don’t have a masterlist yet, but you can find Seonghwa’s on my profile pretty easily.

-Admin

[staruplatinum]

here it is! I’m finally posting the Jotaro/Star Platinum nsfw alphabet . I know I’ve promised to post this forever and I’m so sorry it’s late! Please enjoy ✨💜

A = Aftercare

Jotaro isn’t a cuddler. He’s not someone who likes physical affection, and sex itself is a chore to him. He doesn’t understand why you’d need to be hugged or cuddled after sex. He isn’t a complete asshole though, if you talk with him before hand about after care - he can be a lot sweeter with it and really try to soothe/comfort you after sex, though he does find it to be a bit of an annoyance. In any case, that’s why he’s grateful to have star Platinum, as he always tends to your needs! He will kiss you, massage you, hold you - whatever you need after sex - he will do it for you.

B = Body Part

Jotaro doesn’t have much of a preference for a partner, but both him AND star platinum are attracted to smaller/petit forms. They prefer this because ...it’s aesthetic & they have this need to protect their s/o.

On himself, Jotaro really likes his eyes and chest, and Star likes his fists ✨

C = Cum

Again, Jotaro doesn’t really have a preference of where he likes to cum on/in his s/o, but, he can’t deny that seeing your mouth filled (and dripping!) with his seed really turns him on. He’s pretty versatile and will cum almost anywhere his s/o wants him to. His cum has a faint metallic taste, but overall it isn’t unpleasant to swallow. When he does cum, it’s projectile and goes almost everywhere in big spurts.

D = Dirty secret

It’s not so much of a secret since he’s done it with you multiple times, but when he first started dating you, he imagined both him and Star Platinum stretching you out and fucking you hard. He ended up jerking off to this scenario and getting cum everywhere. He was sooo embarrassed about it.

E = Expierence

Well, he has Jolyne, so obviously he’s expierienced. Before he met his wife, he only had sex with 2 other people. Needless to say, he does know what he’s doing (the basics anyways)

F = Favourite position

Jotaro absolutely loves doggy style. It allows him to hold onto your hips and it gives him a HUGE dominance rush. Seeing your form bent over and taking all his length like that... it drives him insane!

Star Platinum, on the other hand, really likes missionary. He likes to be close to you, and make YOU feel good.

G = Goofy

Both Jotaro and Stat Platinum are serious when it comes to sex. Neither of them will laugh or make jokes. The most you’ll get is a small smirk from Jotaro and a confused gaze from Star.

H = Hair

Jotaro doesn’t like to be fully shaved, unless his s/o prefers it. Otherwise, he keeps everything trimmed to 1/4 of an inch down there. (So, it’s basically like stubble). Star Platinum does, however, have a small black bush that’s a little wild looking - but it’s cute nonetheless.

I = Intimacy

Jotaro can only be intimate if he’s been gone for a while and missed his s/o, OR, if him and his s/o were trying for a baby. Orherwise, he’s never really intimate when it comes to sex. If him and star Platinum are both fucking his s/o, he does tend to be a bit gentler, and often times, Star will leave little kisses up your neck and face.

J = Jerk Off

He doesn’t have a high sex drive so he’ll only ever do it if something really got him horny. And, if he was away from his s/o. He tends to be a bit rough with himself too. He basically jerks himself off really hard and fast, as he wants to cum ASAP and then carry on with whatever he was doing. Sometimes, he’ll even use star Platinum to jerk him off.

K = Kink

Jotaro only has a few!

Choking/ Breathplay - loves using his big hands to stop your airflow and watch as you struggle to take his cock AND breathe.

Size kink - he loves being bigger than you, and he really enjoys seeing his big cock bulge in your stomach.

Gaping - well, his dick is pretty big, so it’s bound to leave a gaped hole (in either your pussy or ass.)

Rough sex - pretty self explanatory, he just likes the sex to be rough.

Blowjobs - he enjoys them more than sex, especially if his s/o can deepthroat

Degrading - he will make sure you know how filthy/slutty you’re being. He’ll also tell you to shut the fuck up.

L = Location

He’d never risk anything like fucking in a public place, unless it was a really clean washroom somewhere. Otherwise, sex only ever happens in his office or bedroom.

M = Motivation

Jotaro likes receiving nudes from you or seeing you waiting for him on his bed in some nice lingerie.

N = No

Jotaro will not ever share you with anyone - except for star Platinum. He also doesn’t like anything involving water sports, scat or vore. There’s more “no’s” for him in sex than: Yes’

O = Oral

He acts like he doesn’t care and wouldn’t give good head but Jotaro is actually amazing at it! No matter what sex his partner is, he knows how to tease them and edge them, while simultaneously make them nearly cry from the pleasure. His thick/long fingers are great for that, and he definitely knows how to use his tongue. On himself, as mentioned earlier, he really enjoys blowjobs! Star Platinum is a little clueless when it comes to oral, but he likes when you suck him off too.

P = Pace

Jotaro likes it fast and rough. Star Platinum likes it slow and deep.

Q = Quickie?

Jotaro is fine with it, if it means he doesn’t have to worry about his s/o orgasming. But, he doesn’t like doing that because in the end, he always feels guilty. So he’d rather wait until you’re home so he can properly take care of you.

R = Risk

The only risk he’ll really take is fucking you in his office (where anyone, even Jolyne could walk in!) and not using protection. There have been times you’ve felt so good around his cock that he nearly forgot to pull out. (Which, is only a Risk if his s/o is female.)

S = Stamina

He can go for a while during one round, but after he cums he has a long refractory period.

T = tease / U = unfair

Jotaro can be unfair, but really, if he wants to cum, he doesn’t really care to tease you. He just wants you both to finish, since he considers sex to be more of a chore than anything!

V = Volume

Quiet as a mouse. Will not make a sound besides an occasional grunt and of course, degrading you. “Look at you, moaning for my cock like you need it to survive. Disgusting. “

W = wild card

Jotaro knows he’s not the best boyfriend. He wants so badly to rent a yacht for you two one weekend, go out into the ocean, watch the sunset and fuck inside the yacht all night. He’d also use star Platinum to try his very best and make things sweet for you.

X = x Ray

Jotaro is hung. He’s 9”, thick, uncircumcised and Veiny. Star Platinum is more or less the same, but his dick has a big upward curve.

Y= Yearning

Jotaro doesn’t have a high sex drive. He’ll have sex, but sometimes it takes him a while to get him horny. Other times he just honestly won’t want it.

Z = Zzz Sleep

Depending on what work he has to do, he can either pass out right away, or have insomnia and stay up. There’s no inbetween. If he has to work at his desk, he’ll leave Star Platinum out to cuddle you to sleep 💜

[starfirette]

Oooohh could u do the A-Z smut alphabet with Helena? (Totally cool if not tho💗) thanks!

NSFW Alphabet for Helena, I have honestly been waiting for someone to ask me this

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Cuddle her pls 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Your legs and your tits TBH. But damn, you could really get her going by just wearing a nice skirt or dress that shows of your legs. Skinny jeans are also very amazing. 

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

She understands why guys have the “cum on her tits” thing after she ends up with you. If she could do it, she one hundred percent would. I mean she technically COULD do it but it doesn’t really have the same satisfying affect as opposed to if she were a guy.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

She really likes the idea of getting caught. She tends to dabble with exhibitionism. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

She’s experienced when it comes to sex but clueless about actual relationships

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

LET HER BE A GOTH TOP OKAY??? She is a straight up DOM. She will occasionally switch things up if you’re begging her, but besides that she’s gotta have you under her

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Mmmm she’s known by others to be stoic, serious, and even a little scary, but with you she can totally relax and crack jokes. I can’t see her being totally funny this way during sex though, she’s always sort of intense and serious.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

TBH she doesn’t care. She’s comfortable enough with you that she doesn’t feel the need to always have shaved legs or a completely smooth bikini area

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

She can be romantic, of course, but she usually is more of a dom in the sense that she’ll punish you for misbehaving or withhold orgasms. It’s right on the brink between “love making” and “fucking” with Helena

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

She usually doesn’t ever feel the need to masturbate by herself. I wouldn’t say she does it “regularly” but she’ll occasionally indulge. She does have a rule that you’re not allowed to touch yourself when she’s gone for a few days. If you decide to break this rule, do your best not to let her know, BC she won’t be nice and let you slip by a punishment

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

daddy/mommy, dom+sub, bondage, being ma’am, exhibitionism; she’s big on the bratty + commander sort of situation as well, where she is “in charge” and you can either ge rewarded or punished 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

LOL. As previously mentioned, she’s low key an exhibitionist. She also likes the thrill of someone seeing you two together. If you’re both spending the night at Harley’s place or something similar, yall are going to do it on every surface you can. She does like to pin you up against the window and have you look over the city while she uses a vibrator on you. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Cute ass outfits are the number one way to get her turned on. Be careful not to make her jealous; leaving the house deliberately with a “revealing” outfit is what she considers bratty behavior 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

There are lots of things she cringes at. For example, she wouldn’t like an age-type of roleplay (where you’d be playing a much younger, even child like, persona). She’s not toooo keen on threesomes either, mostly because she would get suuuper jealous. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

She’d go down on you all day long if she could. Put on some music or hand you the remote for the television, sit your ass on the couch, and let her stay between your thighs for hours.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

If you’re being punished then don’t expect to be cumming any time soon. For rewards you can ask her to be as rough/soft, fast/slow as you’d like. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

She likes to use her fingers on you if you guys have to go fast. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

She’s pretty deadset in her ways. She’ll experiment, but she prefers to be domming you

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

She’s got a pretty high stamina which can be intimidating in bed. She just doesn’t tire and she doesn’t let up. She’ll keep you crying for hours 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

She’s got some things she’ll use on you. When she’s stressed, she likes to have you use a vibrator on her, instructing you what to do and praising you on making her feel good

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

This depends on if you’ve been bratty or not, or if she’s in a bad mood. Like I said, you essentially call the shots during rewards

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

She’s vocal for sure but she isn’t that loud

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

“I’ve had a bad day,” she’ll sigh as she sinks onto the sofa. She pats her thighs. “Come sit on mommy’s lap and suck on her tits”

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

She’s got smaller breasts but their so. fucking. cute. I cannot stress enough how much I’d be constantly playing with them.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It’s pretty average TBH. She likes sex as much as the next person but she’ll have her days when she just wants to cuddle or gorge on her favorite foods.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

She could stay up for a while afterwards. She likes watching you sleep and making sure everything is safe and comfortable for you. She couldn’t possible fall asleep if something is off in the house.

[slashermom]

Bubba Sawyer NSFW Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

He’s a big cuddler. But if you ask him to do/get something for you, he will no questions asked.

B = Body Part (Their favorite part of their partner's body)

Waist/hips. He likes the feeling of soft flesh he can manipulate under his thick fingers. It’s a nice contrast to the rough and violent touches he used to.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically... I'm a disgusting person)

He’s a pretty good listener and will cum wherever you tell him to. But he does like cumming in you or on your ass.

D = Dirty Secret

Bubba would die and go to heaven if you ever gave him a striptease or a lap dance. It would just be so visually overstimulating that he wouldn’t be able to do anything but lick his lips and bounce his legs.

E= Experience (How much do they have?)

HA! If you count sneaking a look at Choptop’s nude mags while he was in ‘Nam or catching glances at victims then sure! He’s got loads of experience! But seriously he’s pretty clueless. Thankfully, he’s got a pretty good teacher.

F = Favorite Position

Bubba is partial to the positions where you’re on top or in control. Mostly because he doesn’t trust himself to not accidentally hurt you.

G = Goofy (How are they in the moment? Are they more serious or humorous?)

Bubba is goofy by nature. He’ll try to keep things semi-serious but he might let out a giggle or smile and mumble gibberish against your skin during the act.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

It’s pretty unruly. He’ll shape things up under the belt if you ask it of him, but don’t expect it to happen often.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect)

Is very intimate. You’re probably the first person to show Bubba real love and affection and he wants to show you he appreciates you so much and cares about you.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation Headcanon)

Bubba never really jacked off. More like palmed himself through his trouser harshly, never really completing the act. But after a handjob you so kindly gave to him, he’s more or less got the hang of things.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Praise kink. A small breeding kink as well.

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Prefers the bedroom or basement. He already gets enough hootin’ and hollerin’ from his brothers, he doesn’t need any of that while he’s balls deep inside of you.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

A gust of wind. Really though, if you hype Bubba up or compliment him, he’ll probably go feral.

N = No (Something they won't do, turn offs)

Serious degradation of any kind. He already gets enough of the crap from Drayton, he especially doesn’t want to hear that from the one person he adores with his whole being.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Giving. He prefers giving because it’s another opportunity to remind you that he really does cherish you. Also! Do you know how soft your thighs are? Bubba could fall asleep down there and be happy as a clam. Another reason he prefers giving is that he feels like all his tittering and squirming while receiving is embarrassing.

P = Pace (Fast and rough? Slow and sensual?)

Fast and rough. He wants to impress you. It’ll take him some time to realize that it doesn’t always have to be go-go-go when fucking. Has absolutely no problem letting you take over and set the pace if that’s what you want.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

If he’s not being barked at, Bubba is pretty much always down for a quick intimate moment with you. He likes seeing you or getting to have small moments with you throughout the day.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Meh. He’s willing to try most things out because he trusts you to not put him in a position where he could get hurt. But if he feels like something is way out of his league, he won’t dabble in it.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they usually last?)

He can last a few rounds before tiring. His main focus is gonna be on you most of the time so don’t worry about a thing.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them?)

It’s more than likely Bubba doesn’t know much if anything about toys. But if you’re able to introduce him to them in the right way, it might work out pretty well in both of your favors.

U = Unfair (How much do they like to tease?)

You’ll probably be doing most of the teasing in the relationship. Bubba barely understood his dick, let alone use it to his advantage. Any teasing he might do is unintentional, he’s a straight to the point type of guy.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what kind of noises do they make, etc.)

Bubba is a bubbly, blubbering, mess outside of the bedroom so I think you can pretty much pick up what I’m throwing down. He just wants you to know how good you feel and how happy he is when he’s with you.

W = Wild Card (Random headcanon)

Has quite a few voyeuristic tendencies. It’s always been strictly business with the victims. You can look, but can’t touch. (Besides carving ‘em up) So in the early days of the relationship, he was just watching you. From watching you get undressed to sleeping, his mind was rotating ideas that he wasn’t sure if he was going to act on.

X = X-Ray

Shorter than average but pretty thick around the middle. Built like a whole beer can.

Y=Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Bubba is eager to please. He’s ready to go when you are.

Z = ZZZ... (How fast do they fall asleep afterwards?)

He’s pretty much clonks out afterward. He’ll want you to stick close by as well. He’s gotten used to your welcoming warmth, it’s practically become a sleep aide to him.