#izzard the wizard

[tomoleary]

Wally Wood “Bucky Ruckus” (December 1967) Source

[sarebear5829]

How I imagine my half elf wizard flirting with Gale “Do you like books?”

[butchfaith]

much love and respect to ms izzard for her new name. however i have tried saying it a hundred times and all i end up saying is suzy ezzy wizard.

[ismatofalltrades]

Was playing around with the design for halfings in my dnd project aaaaand I'm def gonna go more rodent skull structure, but I really liked how this was looking so i present Randy! (ft. his gizzard wizard)

[ID: An image of a white halflings with orange hair. He is wearing a plain sleeved t-shirt with rolled up sleeves, fantasy blue denim pants and matching vest and a red handkerchief tied around his neck. Surrounding him is a purple cloud in the loose form of a figure wearing a hat, one hand on Randy's right arm and the other stretched out in front of Randy. The figure has dark purple, swirling eyes and is grinning. Randy has a matching grin as he looks out at whatever the purple cloud, aka Eddy the gizzard wizard, is gesturing to. Rand has his left arm propped up on his right leg, his right arm holding him upright and his left leg swinging. He has mouse like ears and is heavily furred on his feet, legs, hands and arms, with tufted fur at his elbows. He has a tufted tail, padded feet and hands and little rodent nails.]

[treantalis-borealis]

Inktober 2019, Day 7. A fateful meeting of Nowhere-Man-in-training and an evil(?) wizard trapped in a gem.

[ofcowardiceandkings]

i LOVE the amount of eddie izzard going on courtesy of @marsixm but now i cant separate her from the joke-name-turned-real for an evil wizard character from BomBARDed who lives in a PCs stomach lmfao

[dillemmah]

It's our boi, Randy! Feat. Eddie Izzard the Gizzard Wizard

[action-not-despair]

someone ok don’t make me ever choose a character ever: hey randy what do you want?

eddie: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENTS

randy: a bandmate

eddie: NOOO

randy: two bandmates

[kier-is-a-ranger]

And if you haven’t heard, well that’s your loss, cause these three bards are Chaos Sauce!

[acecasinova]

Me: Gencon is in 11 days, I should be nailing down what I want to bring that I have

Also me: .... But that’s DEFINITELY enough time to pull together Randy & make a little gizzard wizard

[linguaignota]

in the back of my mind i constantly assume certain people are in certain bands and am surprised to find out that’s not the case. growing up i thought nick cage was the singer for nickleback and he just acted on the side. most recently i found out that eddie izzard is not the lead singer of king gizzard and the lizard wizards but rather just an actress/comedian. huh.

[omniishambles]

DR ABEL GIDEON

MEDIA: NBC Hannibal. FACECLAIM: Suzy / Eddie Izzard. AGE: Mid 40’s. GENDER: Male. OCCUPATION: Former Surgeon. SPECIES: Human. SEXUALITY: Bisexual. NATIONALITY: American. EYES: Blue. HAIR: Short, brown. HEIGHT: 5”7. SCARS: Gunshot wound to his shoulder after an altercation with Will Graham. Surgical scars on his lower back. LANGUAGES: English, French. ZODIAC: Aquarius, 7th February. SIBLINGS: None. NOTABLE RELATIONSHIPS

Eve Gideon, daughter, as written by @hvbris​.

Noah Gideon, son,  as written by @hvbris​.

BIOGRAPHY

TW FOR MURDER. Heavily headcanon based!!

Once a renowned and highly skilled transplant surgeon, Doctor Abel Gideon has been incarcerated at the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane since 2011. He spent two years there before crossing paths with Hannibal Lecter and Will Graham, drawing himself into the Chesapeake Ripper case after killing a nurse in the same manner as the wanted serial killer. 

Previously, Abel murdered his own wife, her parents and her brother in a frenzied rage; a Thanksgiving dinner full of resentment that ended in bloodshed. Though the marriage started off happy, it swiftly descended after his wife refused to acknowledge or combat her alcohol problem. This only grew worse after the birth of their children. After repeated broken promises to do better and nothing but enabling behaviour from her family members, Abel’s growing resentment finally pushed him over the edge, and he snapped with a carving knife in his hand.

Theresa Gideon, 42 at the time of her death. (FC: Elizabeth Tulloch).

Later blaming hospital director Dr Frederick Chilton for his identity crisis (and rightly so after being manipulated for Chilton’s own gain), he escaped during transport to court with revenge on his mind, first tricking the reporter Freddie Lounds into assisting him with Chilton’s torture. A fair trade for getting into his head and swirling things around, so insistent to be the man who had the Chesapeake Ripper caged that he inadvertently made Abel believe it for a short time.

After a brief and enlightening chat with Hannibal Lecter, Gideon was caught once again by a very unwell Will Graham, sent back to the hospital and his cell in the basement. Later on, Will would find himself falsely accused of the same crime and trapped in a cell next to Abel.

Canon related info here.

Headcanons here.

VERSES

Main Abel is contained, believed by Dr Chilton to be the Chesapeake Ripper. Right up until the real Chesapeake Ripper becomes active again after a two year break- exactly the amount of time that Abel has been incarcerated.

Antipasto After being kidnapped by Hannibal Lecter during a hospital stay, Abel is spared becoming a full meal. Once Hannibal uses the piece of Abel needed to frame Chilton, he lets the man go, one leg lighter.

University AU - created with @imprvdente​ & @collidingxworlds​ Dr. Abel Gideon teaches anatomy at a Baltimore University. His brilliant surgical career came to a rough end after a car crash resulted in his left leg being amputated, many months of rehabilitation leaving him emotionally and physically scarred. His wife was driving at the time, over the limit.

Doctor Set during Abel’s time as a doctor at Johns Hopkins, ranging from recent graduate to established surgeon.

Hired Killer AU- created with @hvbris​ After escaping from Hannibal Lecter, Abel collected his kids and went on the run, though he’d developed an appetite for violence. Eventually his work was noticed by Salomé Blake, who offered him the opportunity to continue killing for a paycheck.

Harry Potter AU  Moving from the states to the UK after murdering his wife (and getting away with it), Abel works as a healer at St. Mungo’s. But he’s also a serial killer, targeting members of the wizarding community and killing them without magic.

POTC AU ​ Once a nobleman, Abel fled to the high seas after killing his wife. Now he’s doctor to a ship full of pirates.

18th Century AU A nobleman and surgeon with two unruly children that refuse any attempts to see them married off, and an alcoholic wife. Though Abel’s medical reputation is excellent, his marriage is slowly dissolving, threatening to discredit him. Unless action is taken to prevent it.

Hunger Games AU Reaped at 17, Abel won his games by the skin of his teeth. Decades later he’s a doctor, snapped up by the Capitol for his skills and a returning mentor to District 3 tributes.

Vampire AU Attacked at the hospital where he worked, Abel becomes a vampire, killing his family at Thanksgiving and fleeing the murder scene.

Percy Jackson AU Son of Apollo. Finds out he’s a demi god after an unfortunate premonition aroused the suspicions of his monster in disguise teacher. Age 14.

[marblejams]

Hello, are you sad because the Bahumia campaign of NADDPod is over or bored because TAZ: Graduation is not your jam.

Let me recommend you guys to BomBARDed!

It’s an awesome D&D podcast about bards in college learning about music!

Featuring

Yashee Bordun, a half orc barbarian bard who has tendency to steal spoons and is the coolest and smartest person!

Raz’ul son of Daz’ul, a dwarf druid bard who can’t control what he turns into. Also he’s a prince, loves potpourri, and has dad issues

Randy Greentrees, a halfing rogue bard who can’t read and also has Eddie Izzard the Gizzard Wizard, a demon mage in his stomach.

Every episode, they write a song. Every 10 episodes is one album and all albums are available on most or all music streaming services

We also have an amazing Discord aka the Bardcord. Contact bardcord on Twitter for the link, we would love to have you!

Here’s the Jumbotron about bomBARDed from Griffin McElroy himself. Listen and you shall know the truth.

[milescpareview]

Shouldn’t You Be Studying Accounting?

That’s really not how I would like to put it together.

Sadly accounting does rank as the ‘fifth’ most boring job according to Emolument, a salary benchmarking site.

Wait, first accounting is difficult and now it ranks amongst the topmost boring jobs, and yet you are asking us to believe in you, why?

Well let me put it this way, what you have heard and what you might perceive might not be true. And it’s probably the wrong perception that got us to believe that we accountants really do not enjoy our work. When accountants are at work they can be true superheroes saving organizations from fraud, rescuing properties, and looking after the public’s financial safety.

The accountants might not uptight suited heroes that we see on the television but are saviors in disguise. What I really believe is the lack of awareness among the young about the pros of having an accountant career. If you ask me about how I decided to be an accountant, well the story goes something like this.

One happy day, everything was going quite well, until my father was back home, really worried and mother came asking what’s the matter is all about. Though I was too young to understand, it was something about income tax and there were some issues related to it and there was a huge sum of money involved and my father was clearly worried about the pay-off. The situation took an unexpected turn, when a tax consultant actually came and sought things out, my father’s smile was back, I felt so relieved. It was that moment when I decided to become an accountant.

While accounting isn’t typically portrayed in media during a bombastic or over-the-top light, there are still many things the uninitiated tend to urge wrong about the work. We’re here to assist clear up a number of the confusion.

Here are a few of the accounting superpowers that only accountants can relate to-

1. Accountants are absolute Math Maji

\It’s true but not so true, we should rather call them Excel wizards, and a number-crunching routine gives a real good workout for our grey cells. Accounts are those rare geniuses who can square a circle in the most unappealing ways. And they don’t mind repeat work, as they satiate with lengthy datasheets.

2. Accountants won’t let you get taxed

- I surely can relate to that baby Jedi situation, consider handled. Accountants are the ultimate tax liberator and make sure you are on good terms with your tax consultants. If you treat them well they can trim your tax liabilities to a minimum.

2. Accountants never lose their cool!

Accountants are great survivors and perseverance is what helps them to skate through the painful tax sessions. Thank an accountant next time, if they had worked extra hard to spend their leisure time evaluating your relatively simple W-2s and receipts.

4. Accountants are one of a kind!

Accountants might not get the joke that you share at Whatsapp groups, but they are amazing in their own ways. They too can break free of the monotony and show off that X-factor. And here is the list of some amazing persona you would love to learn about-

Bubblegum was invented by an accountant, Walter Diemar in 1928.

Mick Jagger, Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin, and comedian Eddie Izzard are just a few of the famous names who worked in accounting before their showbiz careers took off.

Kenny G: Saxophone superstar Kenny G (born Kenneth Bruce Gorelick) is well-known for his music — holds a degree in accounting from the University of Washington, where he graduated magna cum laude

The list has not even started and there are many from who you can get inspiration.

5. Accountants have a third-eye vision

Accountants take pride in their abilities and are frontiers of business administration. Not only they make excellent leaders, but they also keep a robust knowledge of what are fine-tunings need that can be helpful to buckle up for calamity.

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[treantalis-borealis]

Inktober, Day 4. First snowfall at Strumlotts, so of course there needs to be some snowy chaos!

[tototavros]

eddie izzard and the lizard wizard