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dungeon meshi | delicious in dungeon; reactions to reader having a crush on them / having a crush on reader
dungeon meshi various x gender neutral reader
note: hey everyone, please be mindful that this is the very first time writing for these characters, i have watched every available episode but i am still reading the manga (though i do have a general idea about the setting and the characters backstories and personalities) so if any characters are ooc to you my apologies, don't be harsh im new here lol. sorry some of them are shorter than others i kind of ran out of ideas when it came to certain characters :p let me know in the comments or reblogs or more preferably in my ask box if you want me to do any other character.
characters: laois, falin, chilchuck, marcille, senshi, namari, shuro, izutsumi (i'm adding her here because feels weird leaving her out when i've added former members of the party, also this is purely sfw so nothing weird will be aimed towards her.)
trigger warnings: nothing out of the ordinary but just read the manga or watch the anime before reading this.
if you like this and my other fanfics, please be considerate to reblog my work, it not only helps reach a broader audience but it also motivates me to make more content like this!
laois touden
reader's crush: when laois finds out that you have a crush on him, his reaction is.. well, how do we put it this way? is he flattered? yes and no, he doesn't see himself as ugly but also doesn't look at himself as the most handsome guy in the world, but someone straight up having a crush on him is kind of new, he doesn't really care much for relationships at the very moment but has thought about settling down with someone he likes, will it be you?
laois' crush: when it comes to having a crush, he tries to be his normal self around you, but sometimes can't help but be a little nervous especially when the two of you are alone, sooner or later he comes to the conclusion of realizing the he indeed, likes you, but confessing is the hard part, he's never thought much about rejection, it is a normal part of life after all, but when it comes to you? it's an entirely different ball game.
falin touden
reader's crush: falin already has someone chasing after her; shuro, theres a 50/50 chance of her reaction to reader's crush being the same as shuro's, but could there be a different reaction this time?
falin's reaction: surprisingly less shy than her brother, when she comes to this conclusion she'll build up the right time to actually confess, not wanting to rush things, just watch out for shuro i guess.
chilchuck tims
reader's crush: chilchuck learning about reader's crush is a bit sad, though he's no stranger to romance as he not only had a wife but also three whole kids, he's not really good with emotions so he's kind of scared you'll leave him just like his wife did, so, if reader confesses, there's gonna be a high chance that you'll be rejected, just give it some time.
chilchuck's crush: this weird feeling in his chest whenever he see's you will confuse him at first.. there's no way he has a crush on you?? after his wife leaving him he didn't really have any interest in romance, he might as well just focus on his work at the moment, one of these days he'll bring up the courage to confess, just not right now.
marcille donato
reader's crush: she can't really decide on whether she'll return the feelings or not, definitely flattered is what i'll say.
marcille's crush: she's similar to falin, she'll build up a better relationship with you for the right time to confess, she tries to make it seem as if she's not into you but it's quite obvious to the other party members.
senshi of izganda
reader's crush: out of everyone, he'll definitely be the most flattered, someone having a crush on him wasn't something he put much thought into, not to mention romance kind of isn't his thing, nor does he think he have the time for a significant other.
senshi's crush: i don't think this is the very first time he's ever had feelings for someone, but it's definitely a special feeling, he's not nervous of confessing his feelings at all actually, and he's not that sensitive to rejection.
namari
reader's crush: namari wouldn't really know how to react, honestly, she's never given the idea of someone having a crush on her much thought, she won't care much about rejecting the reader, at least she's honest.
namari's crush: her crush will be a bit hard to spot but when it comes to you, there will be a notable soft spot, she treats you like everyone else and isn't afraid to scold you if you do something wrong.
shuro | toshiro nakamoto
reader's crush: in an au where he still has feelings for falin, he immediately rejects you, telling you boldly that his heart is for falin and falin alone, but lets go to an au where he either loses interest in her or doesn't like her at all; definitely flattered, someone liking him (back) isn't unheard of but it is... nice?
shuro's crush: just look at what he does with falin, he will propose to you at some point, of course when time goes by and he starts to fall for you harder and harder, until he just can't contain it anymore.
izutsumi
reader's crush: very, very strange, someone having a crush on her is.. almost unheard of, or she doesn't pay much attention, anywho, she doesn't know... how to react? she knows what to do if she doesn't return the feelings but... someone liking her is just weird lmao.
izutsumi's crush: she won't make it obvious.... or try to at least, she accepts affection from you much more than she does from the others and sticks by your side more.
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#laois touden#falin touden#marcille donato#chilchuk tims#senshi of izganda#namari of kahka brud#shuro dungeon meshi#izutsumi#dungeon meshi x reader#laois touden x reader#falin touden x reader#marcille donato x reader#chilchuck tims x reader#senshi x reader#namari x reader#shuro x reader#izutsumi x reader
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bath time with the touden party
content - bathing with the touden party / domestic fluff shenanigans / could be read as platonic or romantic
pairings - laios touden x reader / chilchuck tims x reader / marcille donata x reader / senshi & reader / izutsumi & reader
warnings - not so family-friendly words
word count - 1.5k
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✢ When the idea of bathing together is first proposed, Laios is greatly flustered by the idea of being nakey with you
✢ However, it immediately becomes one of his favorite things to do with you, especially at the end of the day when all you want is relaxation and a good cleansing
✢ He’d love to help wash your back and the areas you can’t reach, gingerly scrubbing your skin to rid it of grime
✢ He’d also like threading his fingers through your hair, spreading the shampoo and conditioner evenly while massaging your scalp
✢ You’d do the same for him, having him facing away from you in between your legs as you tenderly massage and even out the shampoo/conditioner
✢ He immediately melts into your touch, soaking deeper into the bubbles as he revels in your presence
✢ Laios is the type of man to cry when you do this, feeling so loved and cared for by you who takes the time to make sure he’s all clean
✢ Sometimes Laios might play around with you in the bath, splashing water or blowing soap in your direction
✢ He’d also do those hair/beard styles with the bubbles, making all kinds of goofy expressions at you (he’d especially try to mimic monsters)
✢ Laios might own a rubber ducky or two in a modern au, having it displayed on the corners of the bathtub
✢ You and Laios would rant to each other about anything, from gossip to fixations, it’s such a nice way to unwind
✢ When the two of you are finished bathing, he will offer to help dry your hair, using a towel and then a comb to untangle any knots
✢ If you have a skincare routine, Laios would love to take part in it, inquiring about the different products and what they’re for
✢ In the end, he smells like sage, an earthy yet slightly sweet scent
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✢ It would be hard to convince him to have a bath with you, but he’d crack eventually
✢ He’s keen on helping you scrub your back and wash your hair, thoroughly scrubbing and rinsing the suds off
✢ Chilchuck is the type to dump a bucket of water over you to rinse the soap off…
✢ A small play fight might break out between the two of you due to his sarcastic and mean attitude, you know better though
✢ Trying to wash his hair would be a challenge for you, he wouldn’t let you touch it, persisting that he wash it himself
✢ When he has difficulty reaching his backside, however, he begrudgingly lets you help scrub him down
✢ The aroma of the bath salts and the steam from the water relax the both of you, Chilchuck sinking into your side subconsciously
✢ The two of you take the time to chat a bit (about the other’s day, what to eat for dinner, etc.…), basking in the silence when the conversation goes dry
✢ After the two of you wash up, you ask him if he would like to comb out your hair, maybe even style it if he wants to
✢ With a roll of his eyes, he gently combs through your hair, being mindful of your ears and how hard he might tug
✢ Depending on your hair length, he doesn’t mind braiding it or putting it up despite his complaints about there being a lot of hair/shedding
✢ If you have a skincare routine, Chilchuck would only take part in a bit of it, not fond of the texture that's on his face after applying multiple products
✢ He’ll ask questions here and there about the products, finding out their purpose and the ingredients used in making it
✢ If his daughters are into that sort of thing, he’ll ask you for your recommendations so he can gift it to them
✢ In the end, he smells like pine trees, an earthy and fresh scent
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✢ When you ask Marcille if she wants to bathe with you she’s ecstatic !!
✢ She loves baths and rambles about how it's important for casting spells, etc…
✢ She’ll jump at the opportunity to scrub your back for you, in fact, she wouldn’t mind scrubbing all of you, finding solace in taking care of your wellness
✢ Marcille especially loves doing your hair, threading her fingers between your locks to make sure the shampoo/conditioner covers every strand
✢ She’ll throw in a little scalp massage, loving the feeling of you sinking into her
✢ When you offer to do the same for her (scrubbing and doing her hair), she can feel her heart beating out of her chest
✢ She’s buzzing with energy before you start, eventually relaxing into your touch with a satisfied sigh
✢ Marcille is definitely the type to use bath salts and herbs, teaching you about their benefits for the body and mind
✢ She would have a eucalyptus bundle hanging from the showerhead, further enhancing relaxation
✢ When the two of you are finished washing up, she’d ask if you would want to dry her hair for her with a small flush on her cheeks, she wouldn’t mind if you decided to brush through it as well…
✢ She’s practically putty in your hands, melting into your tender touches with pink cheeks and a dopey smile
✢ Of course, she’d return the favor by drying your hair as well, offering to comb through it if you want
✢ If you have a skincare routine, have no fear for Marcille also has one !! (definitely a skincare girly in modern times)
✢ She’ll inquire about the products you use while also showing you hers, the two of you would probably delve into a conversation about skin care products and cosmetics (your favorite brands, the brands you hate, etc.…)
✢ In the end, she smells like lavender and vanilla (sometimes she might smell a bit lemony/fruity), a soft and floral scent
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✢ …This guy doesn’t even take baths…
✢ You’d probably have to throw him in to get him to bathe
✢ You’d let him wash up on his own but insist that you wash his beard and hair so he isn’t half-assing it
✢ You take your time thoroughly scrubbing through his beard and hair, making sure all the dirt and grime come out (can’t risk him having fleas or something)
✢ Even though he grumbles in the beginning, he quiets down and relaxes in the water, his muscles easing from the tension
✢ When he’s finished washing up, you’ll help trim his beard or shave any stray hairs, ensuring that his hair and beard are well-kept
✢ You offer him some of your skincare products, but he usually declines, not really interested in it until you start listing the effects it has on the body
✢ Senshi only lets you put a little on him though, not liking the feeling of multiple products on his skin
✢ You’d probably rub in some beard oil as well so his beard doesn’t end up drying out and stuff
✢ In the end, he smells like coconut and vanilla, a sweet and creamy scent
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✢ …Have mercy…
✢ It might be a little hard to have Izutsumi let you bathe her, insisting that she can do it herself (plot twist, she needs help with the knots in her fur)
✢ So she begrudgingly lets you help her, giving you strict rules to not do anything weird which you assure her that you aren’t some kind of freak (stares at Laios**)
✢ You’d take your time carefully combing through her hair and fur, making sure not to miss any spots
✢ She’d hesitate before letting you rub shampoo/conditioner into her hair, gradually leaning into your touch with a small purr rumbling in her chest
✢ You’re mindful of her ears and tail, avoiding getting water or soap stuck in her eardrums and crossing the line by touching her tail
✢ Izutsumi wouldn’t really know how to help you with your own stuff, so you’d just have to wash your hair and scrub your back by yourself
✢ When the two of you are done, she lets you pat her dry with a grumble, whining about how you’re just like her old party members
✢ You’d sit her down and comb through everything again, making sure there’s no knots
✢ If you have a skincare routine, she’s not really interested but would probably try a face mask with you
✢ She’d end up laughing at you, saying you look like an oni
✢ In the end, she smells like petrichor (rain), an earthy yet unique scent
#writing➠#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi x reader#dungeon meshi x reader#delicious in dungeon x reader#laios touden x reader#chilchuck tims x reader#marcille donato x reader#senshi x reader#senshi & reader#izutsumi x reader#izutsumi & reader#domestic fluff#bath time shenanigans#romantic#platonic
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[Y/N laying on his sleeping back]
M!Reader : Ahh.... We really needed this... Finally we can sleep–
[Chilchuck kicked open the door viciously covered in furs with senshi behind him carrying izutsumi]
Chilchuck : Y/N! I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE! SHE IS SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!
M!Reader : .....
M!Reader : H-how about we make a deal–
Chilchuck : NO!
[Senshi walks up to Y/N and drops izutsumi on his chest]
Senshi : is there a reason you don't want to sleep together with izutsumi?
M!Reader : listen senshi.... I love izutsumi....
[Izutsumi's ears start twitching]
M!Reader : with all my heart.... But her furs are nightmares...
Chilchuck : something we can agree on...
M!Reader : I once almost choked on some in my sleep...–
🌑LATER THAT NIGHT🌑
[Izutsumi sleeping while wrapping herself tightly onto Y/N's upper body with her tail wrapped around him]
M!Reader : .....
M!Reader : Sighs.... I love her too much to be mad....
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Hey i love your blog thank you for doing these imagines!
Can i request an half dragon beastkin reader x Izutsumi? Maybe they found them chained up somewhere in the dungeon and laios and them set them free?
Of course dear anon, and congratulations on being my first izutsumi focused ask
The dungeon held many secrets in its labyrinthian halls, Secrets of magic ancient and powerful, Secrets of Shady Deals among less than savory criminals, Secrets of viscious monsters, Secrets of life and death, But some secrets....were much darker than others.
As the group was travelling they heard a strange sound, it sounded like a person in trouble so they followed the sound to its source. It was a iron gate in the ground with a chain on it, around the gate were the bodies of various criminals who seemingly had been killed by an orc raid. As chilchuck and izutsumi listened they heard labored breathing and quickly laios broke open the lock on the chain as they opened the door, there eyes widening at what they saw
A beastkin looked up at them, They had hard reptile scales that covered there body, large clawed hands and feet scraped at the stone floor as a large tail moved behind them, large horns adorning the figures head. You looked up squinting your eyes and covering them, it had been so long since you had seen light.
Izutsumi was the first to notice, large chains were wrapped around your limbs and neck keeping you trapped in place. At first nobody moved, afraid that you were some sort of criminal or were dangerous. Laios asking you why you were down here, you explained that the thugs outside kept you chaine dup down here to show off to other people as a freakshow for coin, normally they would be guarding the gate but you heard them get attacked by orcs and they all must have died. You honestly figured you were going to die in this whole, left to starve to death.
Before anyone could react izutsumi grabbed chilchuck and jumped down into the hole. She put the half-foot down and told him to pick the locks on the chains to get you out now! everyone was surprised at how urgent she sounded, marcille asking what was going on with her. She scowls saying she know what its like to be shown off like a freak and she isnt going to let anyone deal with that.
Everyone agrees and chilchuck picks the locks as you feel the weight of the chains slide off you, you stand up showing just how tall you were compared to everyone else, cracking your neck as you breathed a sigh of joy at your newfound freedom. You tell laios your in there debt and want to help them on there adventure to save his sister, and you join them from then on.
You got along well with everyone in the group, of course laios kept asking you questions about being half dragon but you didnt mind. But it was izutsumi you seemed to be the closest with, She often spent her time being near you. The two of you chatting and talking about being beastkin. Her explaining how it was forced on her when she was a little child and cant remember anything before it. Normally she wouldnt talk about this with anyone...but your different, you get what she has been through, and she feels more comfortable with you than anyone else. You put your hand on her shoulder and comfort her telling her that your sorry she has gone through all this, and that hopefully you guys can find a cure for this curse on her.
You two began to grow closer, She moved from sleeping in the same cot as chilchuck to sleeping with you in your cot. Her commenting how your body is alot warmer than chilchuck and your perfect to lay on top of and fall asleep on. Whenever she falls asleep on top of you, you cant help but put one arm around her and drift off to sleep rather quickly, since she started doing this you have never slept better.
Whenever senshi cooks food she is always sneaking the bits she doesnt like into your portions of food, now having a place to dump the veggies she doesnt like. You are always more than happy to eat them for her, and in return you let her have some of the stuff she does like from your food. you two basically sharing food portions together.
The two of you are incredibly protective of each other, any time the group fights a monster you two are close by each other. Fighting in unison and defeating the monsters that the mad mage sends after you. And when either of you gets hurt, the other one cant relax until whoever got hurt is better. Izutsumi tries to play it off, but her tail will constantly flick as she sits next to you as marcille heals you up.
One night when you two are laying together, Izutsumi is up much later than she usually is. You could tell she was tense about something so you ask her if everything is ok. she hesitates for a moment before speaking up. "yeah it is...its better than ok, thats the problem. Ever since i met you i just...ive never felt like this before you know? ive never really cared about anyone else but myself, after all im the only one thats ever been there for me all my life...but its different with you. I cant stop thinking about you, i worry about you when you get hurt...and i hate not being around you. But it makes my chest feel tight and my head fuzzy when im around you and i keep smiling, im not used to this and i dont know what is going on. Im not used to it and...im scared, ive never felt like this and its so weird to me...i really like it..but it feels so weird i just..." She trails off, her tail flittering as she hides her face in your chest, even through her fur you can feel her blush. "i think i really like you...i really like you alot. But im scared, ive never liked anyone like this before and im scared cause im so used to just being by myself that....that the idea of being with another person all the time and relying on another person scares me, but i really want to be with you, even the idea of depending on another person scares me,but if i dont say anything its going to keep eating me alive.." she said looking up at you, You look at her stunned for a moment. This was unlike her, izutsumi was never one to be open about her emotions. She always did what she wanted and didnt care about what anyone else thought, she was a self reliant woman and other than with you she was never really the friendliest person ever. So to see her being so open with her feelings, being open about her fear and being so vulnerable was something you never expected from her.
You squeeze her tight towards you, your tail wrapping up with hers as as you place a soft kiss on her forehead. you tell her that you feel the same about her. That you love her and the idea of being with her is something you have dreamed of, and that you want nothing more than to always be there for her. You promise her that you will always be there for her and she never has to deal with the world by herself anymore.
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Oh, okay! Then how about Marcille and Izutsumi instead?
yep!
Izutsumi and Marcille with a tallman! s/o
Izutsumi
— Izutsumi probably has a bit of a wall up before/beginning of the relationship, but it goes down over time!
— She’s probably a bit shy, or thinks that a tallman would judge her or think differently of her because of her curse and her actions
— but once she sees that you don’t mind and love her all the same, she gets so much more comfortable with you!
— around others, she won’t really give too much affection unless she is in DIRE need of it, but when you’re alone, she’s the cuddliest person ever.
— She really likes attention too, so be ready to give her lots of it 👍
— She would also give you a lot of attention too, though. She would always stare at you, or listen to you intently, or be willing to do any activities.
— Izutsumi gradually gets even more comfortable and starts showing her true habits and personality, just talking about everything, speaking her mind.. and it’s sooo cute!! Adorable!! And you love it!!
— Izutsumi is very happy to have a partner, nonetheless a tall man! She finds you so.. interesting, and is often curious with questions.
Marcille
— ouhhh this elf girl loves you.
— she already knows a considerable amount about tall-men, i mean, she has to, she studied them for some time?
— So she just thinks you’re neat in general, but she is scared that you two are too different for each other.
— But she really, really likes you! so she’s going to put every single worry aside and just enjoy you.
— Marcille is affectionate all the time, day and night, 24/7, 365. so you’ve GOT to be okay with that!
— she is also big on receiving affection!
— I think Marcille would also ramble on quite often about whatever’s on her mind, but she wouldn’t expect you to pay much attention. However, if you do, she’ll be ECSTATIC.
— Your friends and the Touden Party (esp. Chilchuck here..) would probably be like “you guys are so cheesy..”
— but you both just really love each other, and aren’t afraid to show it!
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hi all! i decided that i want to get back into writing my silly x reader fanfictions on this blog haha.
i've been getting super duper fixated on dungeon meshi so i'd love some requests of any of the main cast x reader :)
some more specifics are in my masterpost if you need some sort of guideline :D
and just a disclaimer, i may not get to every request as life is a bit busy for me, so i'm sorry if i don't get to yours! still, ill try my best to get to them :)
(also pls don't mind the state of my blog, currently in the process of some renovations after a long absence :3 )
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi x reader#delicious in dungeon x reader#dungeon meshi imagines#dungeon meshi headcanons#delicious in dungeon imagines#delicious in dungeom headcanons#laios x reader#marcille x reader#senshi x reader#chilchuck x reader#izutsumi x reader#namari x reader#shuro x reader#falin x reader#kabru x reader
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Hi there!
I'd like to request something for the Laios party x reader where reader licks rocks like how archaeologists sometimes do to determine if it's a rock or a fossil. They just won't stop licking stuff. One moment you are just having a chat and walking side by side and the next reader grabs a rock and licks it. How would they react to their crush licking things that are certainly not food?
“stop licking the damn thing!”
…ft! touden party x gn! reader, platonic izutsumi & reader
…tags! fluff, some crack, headcanon format, grimm doesn't know shit about rocks
…wc! 342 ; 400 ; 405 ; 344 ; 303 = 1794
…notes! this ask enraptured me i had to complete it posthaste. i’m not an expert in archeology or geology, but i hope you enjoy!
Laios
“Ooh, can I have a lick?”
His ass does NOT give a fuck.
You could do anything and he wouldn’t be fazed I’m dead serious.
Honestly, once you do it in front of him he’d steer the conversation towards your study and how you figure out each time what is a rock and what is a fossil.
He may not fully take in all the information you give him. This isn’t a topic he’s admittedly too interested in.
Honestly he’d probably take up some of your advice and see if he tastes monster he can figure out certain things about it. Considering most monsters are made of raw meat, he has to be held back by your fellow partymates.
Someone (Chilchuck) usually has to encourage you to not “enable his behaviours.”
Overall, Laios simply does not judge! He’s open and welcoming, and will even take part in your study with you!
(It’s an added bonus that he really likes how you explain things to him…)
Almost like an eager dog, Laios leans over your shoulder to look at the stone in your hand. Prepared to explain yourself, like usual, you take a breath. “May I?” he interrupts you. You still for a second. Does he mean…? You slowly lift the rock up to the taller man behind you. You don’t have any words as he leans down to give a small lick. You’re almost flattered from how open he is to it. At the taste, Laios’ eyebrows furrow, and he seems to seriously try to dissect the flavour. He hums and tilts his head to you. “Salty?” “Yeah,” you reply, slowly growing a bit more comfortable as you get an excuse to talk about your study, “so that means this rock might contain evaporite minerals.” Laios smiles slightly, leaning back to his full height to converse with you in a more casual position. “Which are?” Your conversation continues, with Laios taking mental notes that he’ll hopefully remember for later next time he comes across a monster. Maybe if you find a gargoyle…
Marcille
Sorry she is so judgemental.
You are so lucky she likes you or else she’ll loudly give her opinion on how gross it is.
Well, that is until she learns the context as to why.
She’ll still be a little bit unsure, wondering if it’s proper conduct at all.
Marcille is trying her best, she really is, but you can’t just end a conversation so suddenly because you saw a rock, licked it in front of her, and said “hm… sedimentary.”
She wonders every day what she did to deserve such an… interesting taste in crushes.
Though, like all things, give Marcille some time and she’ll warm up to your habits a bit more. It may even be that she’ll be wondering about her study of the dungeon, running her hand along the wall, and thinking that she could call out to you to taste the wall and tell her the material.
She may not try out the method herself, but she’ll at least tolerate how you do it. There’s a science behind it, after all…
Marcille stares as you lick your lips and hum to yourself. Her mouth is a thin line and she’s trying her best not to come out with a disapproving comment. “Any… interesting findings…?” She stiffly asks instead, gripping Ambrosia as if you’ll try licking her to figure out the levels of Mana too. You can never be too cautious, even if she is only made out of wood. You smile at Marcille, either blissfully unaware of her austerity or pretending to be. You hold up the stone in your hand and outline something with your finger. “I think if we break this, we might find some fossils inside it. You can keep it for your research if you want.” Marcille’s ears perk up slightly at that. “For… me?” She asks aloud, as if there’s anyone else who’d be interested in dungeon rocks. As soon as she processes it she’s flushed and avoiding eye contact. “I mean, this is your field of study, not mine! I couldn’t possibly…” But you take her hands in your own, and place the fossil in her palm. Marcille’s breath hitches when you take her fingers and fold them over the stone. “I trust you to come up with something.” You beam at the elf, and she thinks that she might just have to take a chance in your skills.
Chilchuck
Not exactly open to it, not entirely critical about it either…
…But you will get a bit of a look whenever you do it.
He might be more the kind to make sure you aren’t outright doing it at stupid moments. You better not get any ideas looking at those statues!
Sometimes you’ll be about to hold the stone up to your mouth, and right when your tongue is about to touch it, you’ll hear Chilchuck sigh a “don’t.”
Honestly this guy is treating you like a dog with something it shouldn’t have in its mouth. Don’t worry, worrying and fretting is how he shows his love.
Even if he doesn’t like admitting to it…
If you try to explain how licking things helps in your study, Chil is inclined to raise his eyebrow and say that your field must be full of weirdos.
Then again, he’s the one who likes you so maybe he shouldn’t be too harsh…
He’s willing to let you do what you need to do but that doesn’t mean you’re free from his scathing commentary.
Crouched down, you analyse some rock in front of you. It stands out a fair bit from most of the other geodes down here. What could it be…? You lean in, your tongue grazing the stone slightly, and you lick. The tip of your tongue familiarises itself with the taste. Maybe metamorphic…? “Are you serious?” You freeze at the sound of Chilchuck’s boyish voice. On your hands and knees licking rocks isn’t exactly the ideal position to be judged in, even as you turn to look at the half-foot, arms crossed. “Senshi is in the middle of cooking, no need to resort to eating rocks.” You roll your eyes. You’re used to how Chilchuck treats your study at this point. “I was just curious.” Chilchuck scoffs, walking up to pull you by the back of your collar up onto your feet again, which you do with some coercion. “Yeah sure,” he says, “just wanna confirm you haven’t completely lost your marbles yet.” You look up at him, and squint. Holding back a laugh, you mutter, “was that…?” “No, it wasn’t a dad joke,” Chilchuck sighs, leaving you to your devices again. “Just don’t do anything stupid when no one’s watching.” He hopes even as you giggle and confirm, you won’t notice the bright blush blooming on Chilchuck’s cheeks and tips of his ears. How embarrassing…
Senshi
Also winning the dgaf war I fear.
He’d watch you lick some of the rocks you had picked out from your travels while resting.
It comes as no surprise that it then crosses his mind if the flavour changes when cooked, which he asks if he can do with some of your selection.
You can use your imagination on how Marcille and Chilchuck reacted when told that today’s dinner is … just rocks.
(Laios is disappointed that it isn’t any cool monster rocks.)
One delightful montage later, and ‘tis finished! Since they are for your research, Senshi insists you have the first bite.
Crunch… and oh, such unique flavours!
You gush to Senshi about how this is a major breakthrough in how different minerals react to cooking conditions, and he gives you his observations too.
Honestly, just sort of wholesome bonding!
“Aye, this one cooked easily, while this one took plenty more time.” You nod eagerly as you watch Senshi point to two different stones. “That’s because one is an igneous rock, which is magmatic. The other is a sedimentary rock, which carries different minerals from lakes and oceans. Separation in cooking must have resulted in different reactions! I wonder how different metamorphic rocks would react…” As you mumble to yourself, Senshi happily continues his meal-making, occasionally responding back to you with hums and comments about what else each observed in his experimentation. Even when you had finished up your meal entirely, you thanked Senshi with the widest grin on your face. He couldn’t help but be just a little flattered when you go on to joke that you should bring him home with you so he can help with your research. In return, Senshi listens to you, and hangs on your every word as you explain your findings to him. Even if not too nutritious of a meal, the minerals from the rocks provide some calcium and other such buffs! And well… If he can keep that happiness prolonged with his cooking, then he’s doing a very good job providing for you indeed!
Izutsumi
“Why are you eating rocks? Looks gross.”
Make way for the #1 hater…
Izutsumi refuses to listen to any such rationalities you make about your study or why you lick rocks (even though she’s the one who asked), she’s still finding it icky and weird.
You’d have to fight fire with fire when it comes to her, you’ll question why she does some habits she does in return – such as licking her hand.
She’ll look at you like you’re stupid, before telling you that it’s a way for her to clean herself and notice if there’s anything caught in her fur.
“Ah, so like how I would lick rocks to identify anything embedded in them too!”
…How dare you try to rationalise yourself with her own logic, heathen.
Jail for reader. Jail for 1000 years.
She’s not one to so readily accept other people’s weird quirks, but eventually she has to find that she’ll look stupid if she doesn’t… It’s a bit of a dirty scheme, but it works.
“Come on, Izu, just give it a try! I promise it just tastes like water.” “What kinda water?!” She shoots back. You pause. “W…Water?” This is how the argument between whether or not water has a flavour comes to be. Izutsumi insists that some water tastes icky while others taste nice. You have to explain that this pure water simply doesn’t have a taste. She doesn’t believe you. In fact, Izutsumi makes you give the sedimentary stone another taste before affirming, it just tastes like water. She’s about to grab your shoulders and shake you. What kind of water?! It takes plenty of encouragement and an immediate failsafe orange juice Senshi squeezed out for her to ‘get rid of’ the taste when you get Izutsumi to taste the stone. She still hasn’t forgiven you…
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DunMeshi Incorrect quotes#12 Perfect timing-
NEW AU IDEA-
Ogre Warrior Fiona!Y/n who has been with the party since the start...She and Chilchuck basically adopted Marcille & Izutsumi...Every friend group needs a Mom & Dad and you two fit the bill of a T-
Izu: Mom mom mum-
Ogre!Y/n*Your currently maintaining your Axe and sigh...knows that with her evil smile, she will say something...bad*...Yes, Sweetie?
Izu*Smirks spotting Chilchuck pouring himself a drink*What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
Ogre!Y/n*Looking at Chilchuck disapprovingly but also worried about his alcohol intake*...What Sweetie?
Izu*Smirks wider seeing Chilchuck about to sip his wine*You can unscrew the light bulb
Chilchuck*Heard that and spurts out his drink as he laughs HARD*
-HAAHAAAAHAAAAAA!?
Ogre!Y/n*Facepalms hearing him still laughing*...Ugh
...COULD THIS BE A THING!?-GIANT OGRE PRINCESS AND MIDDLE-AGED MAN HALF-FOOT MAN I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS GUYS THE TRAUMA- THE LORE THE BACKSTORIES OF THIS CAN HAVE-
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Dungeon Meshi Characters x Sick Reader
(Platonic, Gn Reader)
AN: Was written with platonic intentions but ig any of them could be read as romantic???? I'm so sick i'm dying which is why i wrote this. That and i wanna get back to writing headcanons when i have the time
Laios:
Will try to get you to eat all sorts of monster parts that are said to give good health. He's trying to help, but some of the stuff he feeds you is questionable....
He will try to perform small healing spells on you if you are in pain.
He would probably ask the rest of the party how to help you and you will end up with a ton of stuff done to you as Laios takes all of their varying advice.
If you snap and tell him to just let you rest he will feel slightly bad for bothering you, but you know he didn't mean any harm by it.
If you want him to keep you company he will info dump about monsters for hours. Don't worry about falling asleep while he's talking, he's just glad you are getting some rest.
"Ahhh... i think they fell asleep. I'll just tell them about this monster when they are feeling better!" He smiles and whispers to himself when he hears your breathing change.
Chilchuck:
Will do all the traditional stuff to help you, but probably isn't well versed in actual medicine.
What he does to help is more like the natural remedies/old wive's tales your mom would give to you. Not all of them are backed by science but he swears they will help and he seems so confident so what choice do you have but to trust him?
If you're nauseous or have a fever he will sit by your side with a cold wet rag and run it over your face.
Will brew you tea and swear it will fix everything (my mom did this w yerba buena tea lol)
Will load you up with citrus fruits if you have a cold.
Is the type of person to tell you to gargle warm salt water if you have a sore throat
He will scold you for getting sick, telling you to take better care of yourself. He will say mean stuff but he's also tenderly staying by your side and caring for you... so like.. do with that what you will.
"Ugh it's such a pain taking care of you, you better not get me sick!" He complains, but he's still by your bedside attending to your every need.
Senshi:
Will cook for you. Expect a LOT of soup while you are sick.
He plans out your meals to have lots of vitamins and nutrients to help you recover faster.
He will sit by your bed and stay with you in silence.
If you want him to talk to you he might tell you stories about his time in the dungeon and all the things he's learned and the people he's met.
He is keeping you SO hydrated you will be forced to drink water constantly.
"If ya don't eat well, yer body won't have what it needs to recover. So take care of yerself and make sure ya eat up!" He says while presenting you with your 3rd bowl of soup today.
Izutsumi:
She does NOT know how to care for a sick person. But she's trying..??
Will cuddle up with you and purr. It gives comfort if nothing else.
She might also lick your hair or otherwise groom you.
If you express concern about her getting sick from being around you she will brush it off saying that as a beastman her immune system is probably better than yours.
Doesn't know how to help you but she's worried about you.
She probably tries to tell you some superstition about sickness she learned from Shuro's party that she believes is totally real.
Might drag Chilchuck or Senshi over to you to take care of you.
Don't expect her to fetch you most of what you need, she will probably sleep more than you do while sick. You can try to wake her up and tell her to get something but she will grumble about it.
"huuh..? You want me to get you food? Why don't you just ask Senshi?" She says while yawning and curling back up in your bed.
Marcille:
Tries her best to look through books she's read to find anything that can help.
She panics quickly and worries the worst will happen even if you are only slightly sick.
Might try to get Falin to help take care of you if she's around.
She probably is more worried about your health then even you are.
She gets overwhelmed and tries a lot of things to fix you but it probably takes Senshi or Falin to remind her that you just need to rest and will get better with time.
She gets very anxious and will stay by you the whole time you are sick. She probably ends up getting sick after you do and you get to take care of a whiny Marcille. (It's ok she's sort of cute while sick)
"*sniffle*, You have to take care of me now cuz you're the reason i got sick!" She whines while curled up in her bed with a disheveled appearance.
Falin:
Will perform healing magic on you if you are in any pain, she will do what she can to sooth your discomfort.
Might cast a spell to put you to sleep if you need the rest.
She's very chill about it and will sit with you and keep you company. She will joke and talk with you while you are in bed.
If you fall asleep she will read or quietly slip out of the room.
You might think she's one of the more level headed ones here and that she wouldn't do anything weird to you. You would be wrong. She is 100% doing some weird thing that's from the village where her and Laios grew up. She's convinced this is good for you even if it's super weird.
She will read stories to you if you get bored. Or she might even come up with stories on the spot to keep you entertained.
"C'mon! Eating raw onions is said to help bring your sense of taste back and help your nose stop being congested!" She says smiling sweetly, meanwhile you're pretty sure she is trying to poison you.
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Hey Toxy! Sorry for the sudden radio silence on asks from me, but I got nasty icky sick.
Any quick thoughts on the Touden Party (post Falin being revived) with a gn!reader or fem!reader who got sick (stomach bug or flu is okay with me)?
Thank you again! Love your blog!
-Deer Anon. 🦌❤️
NOOOO OMG...im so sorry to hear that i hate. the flu. I had it in the beginning of this year and when I tell you I was DYING. ugh.
Laios
Probably the most visually affected. Literally says out loud "that's awful!!" when he hears you're sick. Bro is not having it
He's not squeamish, so he volunteers to check on you (along with Falin, theyre a duo).
He holds your hair back when you throw up. King
I think he spends a lot of time unintentionally fretting about you. Will you be okay? Getting sick is the worst. He just ultimately feels bad.
I think he tries to distract you by reading or trying to play games. The others have to keep him from you because he's so eager to just hang out and doesn't really think about the reality that hey. you have something infectious!!
Falin
She's genuinely an unbothered queen in the best way possible. Because she doesn't freak out or anything. Falin is just like "okay" and comes up with her game plan
She's good at nursing you back to health but she doesn't overdo it. Falin is really lowkey and honestly an excellent caretaker. She's the one monitoring your temperature and making sure you get enough fluids and she doesn't cringe when you vomit everywhere. Just frowns and gets to cleaning up.
She'll use her magic to help alleviate your symptoms before she goes <3
Marcille
Instantly freaks. Because ew germs and being sick but also like are you gonna be okay?? Marcille wants to like consult every medic in town before Falin reassures her its cool
Marcille makes the best herbal tea for you...since Falin has you covered with the magic, Marcille focuses on her home remedies and such.
SHE WOULD DO YOUR HAIR. It's an act of love. Usually people don't think about that but having icky hair when you're sick is the worst and Marcille won't have it.
Chilchuck
Oh I know he's immediately thinking of a lecture. He wants to go to you and tell you about how he told you so and you shouldn't have pushed yourself
But when he sees you he just sighs. You look terrible (affectionately) and he just feels super bad. Chil presses his hand to your forehead and tsks and immediately starts doing the mental checklist of what he'd do for his daughters when they were sick
He kinda chides you, but ultimately he settles to change your bedding when it gets too sweaty and make sure you're getting some sort of bath/shower.
He also does that dad thing where he comes into the room and just looks at you when you're sleeping to make sure you're good
Senshi
SENSHI THE GOAT IS MAKING AN IMMACULATE CHICKEN SOUP FROM BONE BROTH HE MADE PREVIOUSLY AND STORED. He is so real.
He doesn't pressure you to eat and just like, makes sure you're at least drinking the broth to get your strength up.
I also like to think he'd attempt to make the Orc medicine he learned while living with them too, just in case. Even small doses of that could hopefully get you feeling better.
But he's helping Chil with the sheets and washing dishes and such. Senshi also stays in the room with you when he has down time during the day and will read you pa
Izutsumi
Eh...do not expect much from her. But she assists the others in the background. Mainly by helping Senshi or Chilchuck take care of you.
She could probably tell you were sick like the day before and avoided you or mentioned you having a strange smell.
But when she hears you're sick she's like :/ "called it"
When no one else is there she "begrudgingly" sleeps at the foot of your bed. It helps you with the chills but also when you have a fever you're really warm
(She probably also gets sick then you have to help her out since its "your fault" hehe)
#feel better :(#laios touden#senshi of izganda#chilchuk tims#falin touden#marcille donato#izutsumi#dungeon meshi#x reader
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may we have some platonic dunmeshi headcanons where the reader is a half elf and Marcille’s friend who she went to magic school with (up until the reader dropped out) and they’re sorta her opposite? (in a complimentary way)
think like Eda and Lilith from the the owl house (season 2)
the touden party with a half-elf! reader
content - half elf and half tall-man applied to reader / pre-storyline and current storyline / platonic headcanons / marcille and reader are childhood friends who are the complete opposite of each other
pairings - laios touden & half-elf!reader / chilchuck tims & half-elf!reader / marcille donata & half-elf!reader / senshi & half-elf!reader / izutsumi & half-elf!reader
warnings - a bit of spoilers towards the end of marcille’s part
note - i hope i did this right ! if i didn't please let me know and i can always rewrite it to your taste. ^^
word count - 1.8k
background - You were a mix of elf and tall-man attending magic school as a researcher alongside your childhood friend Marcille. The two of you were inseparable while growing up, despite your contrasting personalities.
Eventually, Marcille introduced you to a new friend named Falin, a student attending the school. You knew that Falin was considered an outcast by the rest of the students, but you took the time to get to know her and the three of you became close friends.
With Falin disappearing, you and Marcille were very worried until you received a request from said woman. With you and Marcille making your way to the island to reunite with Falin, you had felt a bit nervous about the idea of meeting her brother and venturing into the dungeon.
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✢ You had heard of Laios from Falin, who seemed very passionate about her brother, always referring to his hard-working and caring nature (..and weirdness…)
✢ Unlike Marcille who had been wary upon first meeting him, you were quite open and friendly to the blond tall-man, despite your quietness
✢ Laio’s is honestly a bit nervous when meeting you, hardly encountering any elves in his homeland and on the island
✢ As time goes on though, the two of you become inseparable, always looking out for each other and protecting Falin and Marcille
✢ Sometimes, when you two are the only ones up during the night, you’ll make conversation with the blond, listening to his monster ramblings and such
✢ Laios is grateful to have you around, appreciative of your active listening and engagement with his rambles (and for being Falin’s friend)
✢ When Falin is eaten by the red dragon, you stay back with Marcille (of course, determined to get your close friend back
✢ During the nights that are rough on Laios, you are there to silently comfort him, offering him your company and support
✢ Laios was never bothered by your lack of words, finding your true intentions and emotions through your actions (he was super observant of you and understood most of your mannerisms)
✢ Forgot to mention this but… When Laios finds out that you're actually half-elf like Marcille, he’s pretty surprised and is interested in your background (was your mom an elf and dad a tall-man? or the other way around?)
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✢ Chilchuck respects you in a professional sense, not really interested in you at first, only asking questions about your magic abilities and skills
✢ Honestly, I think the two of you wouldn’t get along in the beginning, not because you hate each other, but because you’re so quiet and he’s just weirded out by you
✢ It isn’t until the two of you are drinking that he lets a little loose and inquires more about the kind of magic you use, etc…
✢ It is during this time that he gets to know about you (your background, your schooling, your interests..etc…), dropping the professionalism
✢ You don’t really get to know much about him, to your annoyance
✢ It isn’t until during one of the party’s night watches, where you are unable to sleep and are left with Chilchuck who was on first watch, that you get to know about him (about his 3 kids, his situation with his ex-wife, etc…)
✢ It takes time for him to fully open up to you, but when he does, he just gives you crumbs of his lore (you are left to piece it all together)
✢ During this time you grow to respect each other, having the other’s back during fights and brawls
✢ Chilchuck, though he’d never admit it, would be grateful for your presence in the party, finding you the most tolerable member there
✢ He’s hesitant to call you his friend, but just slowly accepts that fact (the same for the rest of the party)
✢ When you reveal the fact that you're a half-elf half-tall-man like Marcille, he’s taken aback but doesn’t view you any different
✢ He likes you the way you are and it’ll be hard for his feelings to budge about you, so don’t expect him to be fawning over you being 50/50 or rejecting you for being 50/50
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✢ Ahh Marcille… Your childhood friend
✢ Growing up alongside Marcille, the two of you know all about each other (likes, dislikes, goals, her obsession with The Daltian Clan…)
✢ I can picture the two of you having a self-care night, doing face masks, cleaning up your nails, playing with each other's hair, etc…
✢ People are surprised by the harmony between you and Marcille, as she is much more expressive and hot-headed and you’re more reserved and relaxed
✢ It is these differences that bring you two closer, as Marcille finds your personality enjoyable to have around (it’s like a breath of fresh air for her)
✢ The two of you have different areas of magic that you research, but attend the same magic school as Falin
✢ You have been through thick and thin with Marcille, whether it was enduring the hardships of studying, traversing the dungeon, eating monsters, and eventually rescuing Falin
✢ Honestly, it feels nice knowing that she’s not the only half and half in.. basically the community the two of you grew up in
✢ Marcille would definitely go to you to talk about The Daltian Clan, even if you don’t even read it
✢ She’s able to confide in you her difficulties of being both an elf and tall-man, and you’re welcome to do the same with her
✢ Marcille is so grateful to have you as a friend, finding comfort in your presence during your adventures in the dungeon
✢ She’s especially grateful to have you during Falin’s disappearance, promising to protect each other as you venture deeper
✢ SPOILERS FOR THE MANGA !! You’re probably the first person that’s able to break through to Marcille during her uh, time as Dungeon Lord
✢ With your convincing and your friends’ support, you were able to help calm her down
✢ When all is said and done, you and Marcille are ecstatic to have Falin back and celebrate by having a sleepover (to catch up on everything, yknow)
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✢ Senshi’s first impression of you is that you’re a quiet but talented fella
✢ Although he’s not a fan of magic, he does find some of the spells you cast to be quite useful and efficient (he acknowledges your dedication to researching your area of magic)
✢ He is pleased to see that you aren’t reluctant to try dungeon food, offering lessons on how to make some of them
✢ You end up being his little assistant, aside from Laios, helping him with cutting up ingredients or doing certain things
✢ Sometimes you’ll be open to Senshi teaching you how to do things without magic
✢ Of course, Senshi is very insistent that you eat and rest properly (it’s especially important since you need mana)
✢ I can see Senshi forming a bond akin to a grandpa and his grandkid, trying to protect you during fights but you end up defending him more often than not (there are times he comes in clutch though)
✢ Senshi comes to understand your quiet behavior, like Laios, he can read your emotions and intentions through your actions
✢ Senshi is your No. 1 supporter, encouraging you if you’re learning how to do something and supporting you during rough nights
✢ He’s honestly a bit confused about how you and Marcille are friends, given your differing personalities, but sees how compatible the both of you are
✢ When he finds out that you’re half-elf and half-tall-man, he..doesn’t really care, that information doesn’t change his perception of you in any way
✢ Senshi will listen to you whenever you need to rant about something, he knows that bottling up your emotions can eventually lead to outbursts so he’ll be a shoulder for you to lean on
✢ He gives great advice, sometimes you’ll consult him on night watch or when you’re helping him cook
✢ Senshi deeply respects you and is grateful to have you around, he enjoys the company a lot
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✢ Izutsumi is initially interested in you, curious if you can rid her of her beastkin side
✢ However, she becomes disinterested in you when she realizes you can’t haha…
✢ She’s confused about how you and Marcille are friends, but doesn’t think about it too much (she applies her experiences with Tade with you and Marcille)
✢ Unlike Marcille who openly dotes on Izutsumi, you’d quietly show your care by letting her have some of your food, handing Marcille some products to use on Izutsumi (you’ll be damned if you’re scratched), etc…
✢ You’d probably be the best person to deal with Izutsumi though, you’d just pinch the certain space on her neck to have her freeze (you’d have some knick knacks to stun her)
✢ If Izutsumi bit or scratched you, you’d put a cone or some mittens on her
✢ She hates you for that but understands it hurts so she tries not to act on her feelings, grumbling about it instead
✢ Gradually, Izutsumi grows closer to you, listening to you talk about your background and research with interest
✢ She’d ask some questions about what you do, inquiring more if something piques her interest
✢ When the party is sent to the Golden Castle, she’ll become clingy to both you and Marcille, pawing at you for pets and scratches which you happily accept
✢ Sometimes she will sleep at the foot of your bedroll, curling in on herself as you sleep above her
✢ When she finds out you’re half-elf, she also doesn’t care
✢ She’ll treat you the same regardless so you don’t need to worry about any changes
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I've had a long and stressful day at work so if any pattern-seeking bloggers out there are somehow interested in a diagram detailing the common qualities among the fixations of this pattern-seeking blogger I have spent the last hour compiling them into a helpful-if-horrifying mangled venn diagram:
If anyone is able to identify an instance of Soft Deranged Failurehood that importantly lacks any Bosshood, please know that Science eagerly awaits your contribution.
CONCLUSIONS:
People who say 4-way Venn diagrams don't work are cowards.
Cats are complete beings. Humanity introduces only impurities.
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How do you think the members of the Laios his party would react to reader picking them up after them trip and fall and yelling "5 second rule" before running off with them?
Laios - You ever see the face particularly large dogs make when you pick them up and they look very confused? like this?
Yeah that would be Laios's Reaction, he doesnt so much care about the 5 second rule part (far from the worst thing he has eaten all things considered), he is just more caught off guard somebody picked him up at all. Chilchuck - Chilchuck would thank you for picking him up only to shout when you pick him up, though it is something he is used to due to his size and weight. So he would just run along with it and sigh, saying not to make this a habbit. Marcille - Gets surprised when you pick her up, though will admit she doesnt mind being carried since her feet would be hurting anyway. However when you make the comment she would make a disgusted face and comment "please dont tell me you do that with your food.." grossed out by the idea of eating food that fell on the floor. Senshi - Senshi would be impressed with your strength as he knows he weighs a decent amount with his armor and pot and everything so he would be impressed you picked him up, commenting that he is glad his cooking has given you the proper nutrition you need to be so strong, he would also comment on that a few seconds on the ground wont harm most foods with some obvious exceptions, saying to wash anything your unsure of. Izutsumi - Yeah i wont lie, she is going to hiss and try to scratch you telling you to put her down, she will not be happy lol
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Officially writing for Delicious in Dungeon
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𝐃𝐞𝐧𝐤𝐢 𝐊𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐢
Taro Boba
Let me make you feel better
You’re so cunty (text)
Deal Gone Wrong (Drabble)
Paper Cut (incorrect quotes)
Please Please please (text)
Perfectly Imperfect
𝐄𝐢𝐣𝐢𝐫𝐨 𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐦𝐚
Summer Fling
Misbehaving
Hair Dye (text)
You’re so cunty (text)
Always horny
Falling for you... literally
𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐚 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐨
Mi Cielo
Mi Cielo pt2
You’re so cunty (text)
Euphoric Tears
Birthday Bliss
𝐇𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐢 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐨
Midnight Whispers
Double D's
𝐈𝐳𝐮𝐤𝐮 𝐌𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐲𝐚
First Kiss
𝐊𝐚𝐢 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐢
Cooties (text)
𝐊𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢 𝐁𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐠𝐨
Do you love me?
My Step Dad
You’re so cunty (text)
Bloody Mess
𝐊𝐲𝐨𝐤𝐚 𝐉𝐢𝐫𝐨
You’re so cunty (text)
𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐀𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐨
Powered Donuts
You’re so cunty (text)
𝐌𝐨𝐦𝐨 𝐘𝐚𝐨𝐲𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐳𝐮
Powered Donuts
𝐎𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐨 𝐔𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐤𝐚
Powered Donuts
𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐨 𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐢
Sketchbook
𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐲𝐚 𝐈𝐢𝐝𝐚
I've got your back
You’re going to be the death of me
You Love me right? (text)
Crushing in silence
𝐌𝐇𝐀 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐒
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