#izuru kira headcanons

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𝐁𝐲𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐲𝐚, 𝐊𝐢𝐫𝐚 and 𝐉𝐮𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦’𝐬 𝐈𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐲𝐩𝐞 𝐖𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞…

➳❥ 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬: Kuchiki Byakuya, Izuru Kira and Jugram Haschwalth

➳❥ 𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭: Hayooo! Im so happy, that I found your blog!!! Can I ask headcanons for Byakya, Kira and Jugram, what they looking in their s/o? Appearance, character, how strong they can be etc. anything that you can and want to add, because these requests are often made pretty short, although the person's personality is quite complex. Take your time and thannnkssss ;3

➳❥ 𝐀/𝐍: Once again, my bias showed heavily when it came to writing for Jugram >.< I can’t help it. I also excluded physical appearance because that takes away from the idea of this being reader-insert content. And you’re right, the personality part is complex 🥲 I hope this was done to your liking.

𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 | 𝐍𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 | 𝐓𝐚𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭

☾ Kuchiki Byakuya

˚₊‧꒰ა Byakuya isn’t the type to entertain fleeting attractions, nor is he particularly inclined towards dramatic, all-consuming passion. If he were to choose a partner, you needed to be someone who could stand as an equal, not necessarily in power but in presence. He has no patience for bootlickers, nor does he care for those who lacked a sense of self. Strength to him isn’t just battle prowess but confidence, intelligence, and the ability to navigate the complexities of life without crumbling under pressure.

˚₊‧꒰ა He would prefer it if you were a Shinigami. A human would bring difficulties, and a Quincy would undoubtedly create unnecessary political complications. But it was more about whether you could handle the reality of being involved with him. The weight of his name, the expectations of the Kuchiki Clan, and the scrutiny that came with it were all factors he could not ignore. If you faltered in the face of such things, then there was no future to consider.

˚₊‧꒰ა His ideal partner would possess a composed nature, someone who did not overindulge in dramatics or emotional outbursts. That did not mean he wanted someone cold—he had enough of that in himself—but someone who knew when to express their emotions and when to exercise restraint. If they were the type to throw tantrums, demand constant attention, or sulk over imagined slights, he would tire of them almost immediately.

˚₊‧꒰ა “If you wish for a lover who caters to every whim, you have overestimated.” If you were sharp enough, you’d recognise it for what it was: an invitation to prove him wrong.

˚₊‧꒰ა Strength was important, though not necessarily in the traditional sense. He wasn’t seeking someone who could match him in combat—such a feat would be difficult for most, and he had no interest in such trivial competitions. Rather, he respected those who had their form of strength, whether it was in intellect, strategy, or sheer resilience. If you couldn’t wield a blade, then you should at least know how to wield words, influence, or something that made you formidable in your own right.

˚₊‧꒰ა He appreciated intelligence, but more importantly, he valued wisdom. Someone could have all the knowledge in the world and yet be a fool if they did not know when to apply it. If you were sharp, witty, and capable of engaging him in meaningful conversation, you’d earn his genuine respect. If you could navigate the complexness of nobility, politics, or strategy without needing his constant guidance, you would have his admiration.

˚₊‧꒰ა “Your perspective is commendable.” If he ever conceded to saying something as direct as “I appreciate your insight,” it meant he truly valued your mind.

˚₊‧꒰ა He had no patience for recklessness. If you were the type to throw yourself into danger without a plan, expect grand rescues, or act on impulse rather than reason, you would find yourself met with his disapproval. He would not entertain the idea of someone carelessly disregarding their own life.

˚₊‧꒰ა “If you intend to act so thoughtlessly, do not expect me to indulge in such behaviour.” The way his eyes lingered, the way he ensured your safety despite his words, the way his presence always seemed to arrive at just the right time—it would be evident that he cared, even if he refused to say it outright.

˚₊‧꒰ა He wasn’t a man prone to excessive affection, nor would he be one to make grand declarations of love. However, if you understood him, you would know that his love was woven into the quiet details—the way he ensured your comfort, the way he took your opinions into account, and the way his presence remained constant even when words failed.

☾ Izuru Kira

˚₊‧꒰ა Kira wasn’t someone who pursued relationships lightly, nor did he fall for frivolous charm or surface-level attraction. If he were to be with someone, it had to be someone who truly understood him—not just the face he showed to others, but the parts of himself he often kept hidden. He was drawn to those who had a calm strength, the kind that did not need to be loudly declared or put on display.

˚₊‧꒰ა He didn’t particularly care whether you were a Shinigami or a human, though a Quincy would make things far more complicated than he would prefer. He was already well-versed in walking the fine line between duty and personal feelings, and he had no desire to add unnecessary turmoil to an already uncertain life. That said, if you were someone he truly cared for, he would bear whatever difficulties came with it, even if it meant shouldering the consequences alone.

˚₊‧꒰ა “It wouldn't be easy,” he would admit, almost hesitantly, his eyes downcast. “But if you think it's worth it…then so do I.”

˚₊‧꒰ა He gravitated towards those who had a sense of understanding, not necessarily because you had suffered as he had, but because you could recognise the weight he carried without needing him to explain it. If you expected him to constantly be the composed lieutenant, the one who always held everything together, you would be disappointed. He needed someone who could see beyond that, who knew that strength was not just about being unshaken, but about continuing despite the fractures.

˚₊‧꒰ა He did not mind if you were stronger than him—in fact, he found it oddly reassuring. He had spent so much time carrying burdens that the idea of someone being capable of standing on their own, without relying on him to be their emotional anchor, was something he deeply respected. If you were someone who had a calm aura, and who could face adversity without falling apart, he would admire you even more.

˚₊‧꒰ა “You're stronger than you realise,” he would say, watching you with an expression that was both wistful and sincere. “Sometimes, I think you don’t even see it yourself.”

˚₊‧꒰ა He did not seek out someone who was constantly cheerful or optimistic—he had no illusions about the world being a kind place—but he did appreciate those who could bring warmth into his life without forcing it upon him. Someone who understood that not every moment needed to be filled with words, that sometimes silence was just as meaningful.

˚₊‧꒰ა He was drawn to those who were genuine. If you wore masks, if you played games with emotions, he’d see through it eventually, and it would only create distance between you both. He didn’t need extravagant gestures or excessive declarations; he only needed the quiet certainty that you meant what you said and that you would not turn away when things became difficult.

˚₊‧꒰ა “I don’t need promises you can’t keep,” he would say, his voice steady despite the weight behind it. “Just…mean it, whatever you say.”

˚₊‧꒰ა Hmm, he wasn’t particularly possessive, nor was he prone to jealousy, but he was deeply loyal. If he was with someone, then that was that—he would not waver, nor would he entertain doubts. However, if you ever betrayed that trust, even in small ways, it would cut deeper than he would ever admit. He wouldn’t rage or seek revenge, but the distance that would form between you would be impossible to bridge.

˚₊‧꒰ა Love to him wasn’t about extravagant devotion or extreme displays. It was about being there, about understanding even when no words were spoken, about knowing that even in silence, there was something unshakable between you two. If you could give him that, then he would give you everything he had in return.

☾ Jugram Haschwalth

˚₊‧꒰ა He was definitely not a man prone to frivolous attachments, nor was he the type to seek companionship out of loneliness or fleeting emotion. If he were to have a partner, it would be someone who could stand on equal ground with him—not necessarily in power, but in presence.

˚₊‧꒰ა He had no interest in those who bent too easily to the will of others, nor did he care for those who sought validation through constant reassurance. If you needed to be coddled, constantly reminded of your worth, or expected him to prioritise you over his duty, you would not last long by his side.

˚₊‧꒰ა He would prefer if you were a Quincy, compared to a human, a Shinigami was out of the question unless you were interested in Quincy ideals and were willing to abandon your own—what mattered was whether you could survive in his world. A fellow Quincy would have the easiest path, given your shared understanding of the Sternritter and Yhwach’s rule, but that did not mean he would reject someone of another race outright.

˚₊‧꒰ა That being said, if you were a Shinigami, the complications would be nearly insurmountable. He had no time for petty grudges, but his loyalty to Yhwach was absolute. If you were his enemy, then you would have to accept the reality of that.

˚₊‧꒰ა “Do not mistake patience for leniency,” he would say. “If you stand against His Majesty, you stand against me.”

˚₊‧꒰ა He was drawn to those with a subtle kind of strength—the kind that did not need to be loudly declared or constantly proven. He had little patience for arrogance. If you were powerful, that was well and good, but what mattered to him was how you carried yourself. Were you reckless? Did you act without thinking? Did you crumble under pressure? He had no use for those who could not maintain their composure.

˚₊‧꒰ა That did not mean he expected you to be emotionless. He was not blind to the weight of the world he lived in, nor did he believe that suppressing one’s feelings was a sign of strength. But there was a difference between feeling and losing control. If you were the type to lash out impulsively, to let your emotions dictate your actions, he would find you frustratingly inefficient.

˚₊‧꒰ა He didn’t require you to be his equal in combat—he had fought alongside enough warriors to know that strength came in many forms. If you’re skilled in battle, he would acknowledge it, perhaps even admire it, but it was not a necessity. What he valued more was intelligence, strategy, and the ability to see the broader picture. If you understood the weight of leadership, the burden of making difficult choices, then you would earn his true respect.

˚₊‧꒰ა He surely didn’t tolerate recklessness, especially if it placed you in danger. If you were the type to throw yourself into battle without a plan, believing that sheer willpower would see you through, he would not hesitate to make his displeasure known. He didn’t believe in pointless sacrifices, nor did he appreciate those who acted without thinking of the consequences.

˚₊‧꒰ა “If you intend to die so carelessly, do not expect me to mourn,” he would say coldly. And yet, his actions would betray him. The way he ensured your safety without making it obvious, the way his eyes lingered just a moment too long, the way his presence always seemed to be near when it mattered—it would be clear that he cared, even if he refused to say it outright.

˚₊‧꒰ა If you needed to be reminded of his affections every moment, if you demanded that he prioritise you over all else, you would be deeply disappointed. His duty came first. His loyalty to Yhwach was absolute, and while he could care for someone deeply, you would never come before his purpose.

˚₊‧꒰ა “If you cannot accept that, then you are not suited to this life,” he would state plainly. It was not cruelty, but honesty.

˚₊‧꒰ა Despite his stern nature, he was not without warmth, though it was subtle and often difficult to perceive. His care was woven into the small, seemingly insignificant details—the way he remembered things you had only mentioned once, the way he ensured your comfort without drawing attention to it, the way he would listen even when he had little time to spare.

˚₊‧꒰ა He wasn’t prone to jealousy—but had his jealous moment (possessive). He had no interest in controlling you, nor did he believe in demanding loyalty through fear. If you chose to be with him, then that was your decision, and he would expect you to stand by it. However, betrayal—true betrayal—would be something he would never forgive.

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Idk if I’m a moot of urs bc it doesn’t show up on my side but I did wanna ask if I could have a tag when u answer my asks ?

also an unrelated request, how would the bleach men (Izuru, Renji, byakuya and gin, but you can add any other characters) react to having an S/O uncomfortable with their thighs being touched because of past trauma ?

You should be, because I'm following you! Tumblr makes me fucking sick, I swear. No worries, I will assign you one!

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Izuru would understand wholeheartedly and quickly remove his hands from your thighs (if he even had the nerve to put them there in the first place.) He definitely asks permission before touching you anywhere, though, especially somewhere intimate. Encourages you to seek out counseling and even volunteers as a listening ear, totally judgment-free.

Renji would be a little confused when you shrink away after he casually places a hand on your thigh as you sit next to him, but once you explain the story he will be very understanding and also get upset and want to destroy whoever or whatever made YOU upset. He hates to see his loved ones in pain. He is also extremely supportive and now he's even MORE protective over you.

Byakuya wouldn't touch you there first without permission because he has manners, and once you divulge your reasons he will solemnly nod and then leave the conversation as it is, unless you want to tell him more. He listens quietly, gently squeezes your hand as a show of support, and informs you that you can always come talk to him.

Gin would be very curious about the story, but won't press you for more information; he's fine with waiting until you're ready to tell him. If you do, you'll slowly notice how his forehead slightly crinkles and he opens his eyes into small slits to look at you, but don't worry, he's not mad at you; he's fucking pissed at the situation that's caused you this trauma. He wraps a gentle arm around your middle and pulls you into a soft hug, resting his chin on the top of your head.

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Izuru Kira Fluff

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Word Count: 110 / Read it on AO3 | Offline Version

When Kira gets anxious, he'll hide his face in your neck or shoulder.

He would say disturbing things as a way of flirting, not realizing how weird or creepy they may sound.

He has a hard time expressing his feelings, but would do better writing them out in a poem.

He doesn't let you see the poems about his feelings, as he doesn't want to scare you off.

He would write poems for you and about you. Those, he would allow you to see.

He would read some poems to you from time to time.

He has a hard time making decisions and would sometimes come to you for help.

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Bleach Men When You're Crying

I crumble completely when you cry~

Shinji Hirako:

Oh. Fuck.

Shinji tends not to be around crying people terribly often. The Vizard are a hardy bunch who accepted their unjust fates with an admirable amount of resilience and resolve. Generally Shinji is used to people who express themselves via anger over tears - Hiyori, Kensei, Ichigo, etc…

Thus, you crying may draw him up short. Whether you just have a suspicious wetness to your eyes or you're full-on sobbing, Shinji just stands there, a bit of a loss of what to do. Should he let you cry it out? Hug you? Offer to let you punch him until you feel better? Hide in the bathroom and blast jazz? The weepiest person he knows is Hinamori and even she doesn't cry in front of Shinji even if she has every reason to.

Eventually he gets over his discomfort and he tries to talk to you about it. "O-oi, c'mon, it ain't that bad…" His attempts to be comforting are clumsy but you still appreciate that he's trying. He's a pretty empathetic guy even if he doesn't look it with that deadpan expression he often has.

Grimmjow Jeagerjaquez:

What the fuck is this? Why are you making that annoying noise? Stop it, it's pathetic.

Look, I'm gonna level with you, Grimmjow is not going to immediately feel any kind of pity or empathy for you if you start crying. He's a Hollow, they're not wired that way. Where he comes from, the world is built on strength and showing "weakness" is an invitation to be killed. Initially, he'll be a little disgusted by your tears.

However, if you are important to him and you're upset, he will do something about it. If you're crying because someone else gave you a hard time, well, they can just kiss their ass goodbye. If it's because you're overwhelmed, he'll remove you from the situation. He prefers to have something to do over knowing what kind of words he's supposed to say to get you to stop. (He tried "Stop that" and "Knock it the fuck off", but unsurprisingly it made you cry harder.) He'll glare at you as you cry, but much like a cat who won't let you touch it but insists on staying in the same room as you, he won't leave your side. If you're crying because of him being…well, Grimmjow, he'll refuse to apologise, but you can tell he feels bad because he follows you everywhere at a distance. Eventually he gets sick of the heavy silences and just crushes you to his chest.

He does have a pronounced sadistic streak - again, typical for a Hollow - so yes, he is the kind of guy who finds crying in the bedroom hot. Not all the time because he chafes against boredom and routine, but let's say he's indulging in some predator x prey roleplay and you oblige him by letting him hunt you and shedding some tears of terror as he corners you? It gets him off, he loves having prey cowering at his feet. Don't worry, though - you'll be rewarded by orgasms. Many of them. And he won't stop until you do.

Shuuhei Hisagi:

The biggest pushover, honestly.

Shuuhei already gives you everything you want, this man cooks and cleans for you, but tears? Tears?? He cannot cope. If it's because of a movie or sad song, he'll anxiously ask if you want him to turn it off. If you're frustrated, he'll offer you so much to get you to feel better. If it's because of someone else, he'll get angry on your behalf and offer to go confront them then and there.

If you're crying because of something he said/did, it depends on what the subject was. Hisagi is pretty whipped when it comes to someone he's dating but he is a responsible, capable person as well as being a goofball. If it's something he doesn't feel strongly about, he's likely to apologise to keep the peace, but other things he'll stand his ground more on - he doesn't want to just apologise if he doesn't think the situation warrants it. He won't be dismissive or rude about it but he'll suggest you both take time apart to cool off. In particular I can imagine getting upset with him for his continued adulation of Tousen even after all the shit he pulled, or Hisagi putting himself in danger.

Ultimately it's a pretty healthy relationship though and he doesn't want to be in an argument with you for long. He simply wants you to be happy and safe, so seeing you upset is deeply upsetting to him too, but with communication there's not much you can't solve together.

Kensei Muguruma:

Kensei is one of those stereotypical guys who will argue with you all damn day and actually lowkey enjoys it if you match his energy and shout back at him. He's of the opinion that confrontation is necessary and if we're being honest, he enjoys a good argument every now and then. It clears the air and means people aren't sitting on a list of grievances.

Crying, though? That pulls him up short. He won't admit it but there's something sort of adorable about how you look when you're either trying not to cry or crying. He can't explain what it is but it makes him feel extra protective of you, even if you're crying for a small reason or if it's because of something he said or he's just being difficult. If you're crying because of Kensei, he'll scoff and double down at first, insisting he is right, you are wrong, end of! But in truth he hates seeing you sad more than anything so once his temper has cooled off he'll be more willing to discuss things maturely. He isn't great at verbal apologies, but he will either give you a bone-crushing hug or he'll cook you your favourite dish by lieu of saying the words.

By the way, do NOT try to manipulate Kensei with tears. If he thinks you're faking crying just to get out of an argument or being scolded, he won't take it well. It can be tempting to sometimes use dirty tactics to get him to back down, Kensei is difficult to reason with him sometimes, he's a very stubborn dude, but just be open with how you feel and he'll listen. He may be gruff and short-tempered but Kensei's a good guy under his aggression.

Oh, and if you're crying because somebody else thought it was a good idea to give you trouble, he is punching them through a wall. Nobody gets to make his brat cry!

Jushiro Ukitake:

Ukitake is a sensitive old soul. His empathy and compassion is one of his key characteristics. He's not going to be pulled up short by tears or be uncomfortable or embarrassed. Many of Ukitake's subordinates have cried in front of him, usually because he's such a calming presence that people tend to feel their barriers coming down in his company. He likes to chat to his subordinates and allies over tea and sometimes they end up telling him about something that's been bothering them and the tears happen. It's a common joke in Thirteenth that having tea with Ukitake is more effective than a confessional.

Ukitake has a solution for seemingly everything. He's been around for a very long time and he's often had to reel in Kyoraku and be the sensible, reasonable one beside him or trying to talk down some of Yamamoto's more militant strategies with running Soul Society. He hasn't always been successful but he's very grounded and wise.

He can be a little wishy-washy and too nice for his own good. He's one of those people who tries to encourage you to be positive or not to let your grudges/anger/etc cloud you, which is sound advice but not necessarily the most wanted or practical for when you just want to vent or indulge in your unsavoury emotions. Sometimes you might cry either because Ukitake is so kind it can be frustrating seeing other people take advantage of it and you're upset on his behalf, or sometimes he can unintentionally make you feel bad for wanting to vent and don't want to rise above it right now.

Of course, he's horrified by the thought that his own goodness might make you feel bad in comparison to him. He'd list the qualities he admires in you and assure you he doesn't think less of you for having bad thoughts or dark feelings. They may be shinigami, but you're still human. He'll (predictably) offer you tea and invite you to sit beside him as you watch the koi pond together.

Ulquiorra Cifer:

Crying confuses him. Ironic considering that he already has those tear markings on his face, but when you first start crying he's all up in your business and touching your face like he's examining a scientific sample.

He thinks there's something attractive about the way you cry, the way your eyes shimmer and the way it collects in your eyelashes and the change in your face. Not so much if it's the "heavy gulping and snot" variety, but you get what I mean. The vulnerability, the "weakness" of it interests him, it's not something he's accustomed to witnessing and once Ulquiorra has seen something with his own eyes, the more he wants to know about it.

He demands an explanation for your tears and probes you about it. You may end up so distracted by his questions you stop on your own, or you may cry harder because he's overwhelming sometimes. Ulquiorra will touch your face, brushing at the curious wetness on your cheeks. Though he's intruiged by the sight of your tears, your distress becomes…bothersome. If you're crying because of him, Ulquiorra is stubborn and will be condescending and tell you that he is right and your irrational emotions just don't understand. Which is, you know, typical Ulquiorra but I don't blame you for wanting to punch him. He has a lot to learn about feelings.

Eventually he'll cup your face, stare deeply into your eyes with his unsettling green ones and command you to stop it. Though his tone is flat as always, his touch is oddly gentle for his standards. And whatever it is he said/did to upset you, you notice he doesn't do it again after that.

Mayuri Kurotsuchi:

Oh dear.

Mayuri is another one who simply isn't around crying people much - Nemu never utters a word of protest despite how horrible to her he can be, he suspects Akon does not have tearducts and in general his squad are good at rolling with the punches (or bombs). To see you crying is a bit of a curveball - you'd have to be made of stern stuff to put up with this man's bullshit on the regular, so he's rather intruiged by this new development. He's mocking and abrasive about it too, like, "Oh? Has your emotional imbalance completely eroded away any common sense in you?"

He'll "helpfully" suggest giving you an injection of some mood-boosting pills or offer you a sedative. The latter might be of some use if you're overwrought and need to sleep it off, but in general, Mayuri is focused on the practicalities of how he can solve sadness instead of giving you any emotional comfort. Which isn't unexpected, and he knows you know he isn't the kind of person who is going to let you cry on him. If you're crying because of something he said/did specifically, he gets sooo defensive and insists you're overreacting and then flounces off in a sulk. The more petulant his response, the more upset he actually is. The next day, he'll give you some tsundere compliment about how your latest work "wasn't lacklustre", which is close to an "I'm sorry" as you're ever getting.

What he does do besides mockery and drugs is dissect your problems as easily as he would a specimen on his lab table. If you say you're crying because of an unpleasant encounter, he'll ask why you're giving even a single thought to someone with the intellect of a passing moth. If you're sad because of doubt or uncertainty, he'll reason it away with ease. Funnily enough, by the end of the conversation, he's verbally shrunk your problems down so small you wonder why they ever bothered you at all.

Kenpachi Zaraki:

Another one who is baffled by crying. Kenpachi is surrounded by hard-headed, burly men obsessed with fighting all day and a little girl who didn't even cry as a baby. I think if anyone in Eleventh Division cried in public they'd probably be thrown out. But there are exceptions to rules, and you're one of them.

Like Grimmjow, Kenpachi is all about action and wanting to solve whatever caused the crying. Somebody gave you shit? They will no longer have a spine. You're overwhelmed/stressed? He'll make you take a nap and probably take one himself while he's at it. If you're watching a sad movie or something, he's a little confused about why you're watching if you're getting sad, but when you explain you need to feel your feelings and there's nothing wrong with crying, he'll let you get on with it.

If you're crying because of him, specifically, he'll roll his eye at you and tell you to stop being so melodramatic and get the fuck over it. Kenpachi isn't particularly prone to introspection and he usually does whatever he wants - only a very small amount of people can make him do anything he doesn't want to, so he isn't often made to be accountable for his actions. However, when it becomes clear that he's hurt you, he stops being so dismissive about the matter. He may like to fight but making you cry isn't something he enjoys, unless it's you crying over how big his dick is when you fuck.

He's not good at this touchy-feely bullshit, but he hates that sad look on your face. He'll offer to let you cut him, or suggest you give him a good punching until you're satisfied, which is the honourable thing to do by Eleventh Division standards. If you ask for some physical affection, he won't decline. It's actually quite soothing being crushed in his muscular arms. He's another one who struggles with "I'm sorry", but you can feel it in what he does.

Izuru Kira:

Kira's no stranger to feelings of sadness. With all the shit he goes through, he becomes a melancholy man, embodying the Third Division's insignia, Despair, and the horrors of war. He isn't phased by other people's sadness either, even though usually his friends are the ones trying to cheer him up.

He knows it's important to get your feelings out and he'll sit with you, bringing you tea and letting you vent. He's not overly touchy-feely but if you want him to hug you or whatever, he'll oblige.

If it's due to an argument or something, Kira is inclined to brood and mull things over, probably hurting even more over hurting you. He doesn't want to be that person. He can be quite blunt and lash out sometimes, but Kira's a very loyal person and he knows how much it sucks to be hurt by someone you trust.

He'll get a little clingy himself and mutter an "I'm sorry" into your shoulder. Though he's not violent by nature, if somebody else was upsetting you, he'll be sure to have stern words with them.

Gin Ichimaru:

This bastard man probably makes you want to cry out of frustration very regularly. He's a tricksy, sneaky snake with a caustic tongue and razor sharp wit. Gin knows your weakspots and it's probable that unlike some examples, you crying was very much his fault because during his customary playful needling of you, he hit a sore spot and you lost it. Gin knows exactly how to get into people's heads.

Even if he intentionally said something hurtful, though, Gin isn't as cold or psychotic as he likes people to believe he is. When someone he loves gets hurt, he will go to any lengths to enact vengeance. He purposefully pushes people away from him because he knows being around him gets them hurt. However, even if he was poking at you and hit you with something hurtful, he was expecting you to bounce back with insults of your own. It's an odd brand of tough love, but this time he's fucked up and he knows it. His smile fades on his face.

Of course, he just can't let you know how much he cares. So he'll say something in his customary facetious way, like, "Aw, waterworks now, hmm?" and then he'll cup your face and tilt your head up. "Now, now, don't cry. Honestly." And then the bastard fucking licks the tears off your face and kisses you. Like, a deep, passionate kiss. You nearly collapse because he doesn't let you up for air.

If it's over a movie or something, he'll tease you about being a "sensitive soul", but he won't coddle you over crying over something benign like a song or something. He thinks it's quite cute how easily moved you are, actually. I don't think I need to explain what happens if someone else made you cry. You saw what happened when Aizen made Rangiku cry - basically, he will annihilate that person. They will wish they had never even looked at you.

[whitefoxfiction]

Okay! Headcanons (don't mind me being mildly tipsy lol)!

Who would build Lego with reader? Urahara? Kira? Hisagi?

Thanks for the request! This is my first time writing headcanons specifically in this format. This turned to be more like what would they do if they found you drinking and building with Legos. I included Ukitake and Grimmjow as a bonus. I hope you like it!

Reader has gotten their hands on both some quality booze and an interesting toy from the Wolrd of the Living. They have made the bold move to dump said Legos out, spread out the instructions, and attempt to build their new project while bordering on being drunk. How will their friend/ S.O. react??

SFW, Rated T for teen, allusions to smut, nothing actually explict, fluffy bits, drinking, swearing. gn!reader Kisuke Urahara, Shūhei HIsagi, Jūshirō Ukitake, Izuru Kira, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

Kisuke Urahara

When Kisuke sees you all hunched over with your tongue poking out of your mouth in concentration, his first thought will be to wonder what the hell sort of contraption you are building at 11 pm. That becomes apparent within a matter of seconds as he silently watches you drink your booze from the bottle while you play with a children’s toy as he lurks in the doorway. With no one else there to see, the corners of his mouth will turn up into a little smile of genuine affection. He does briefly wonder why you have chosen his dining table for your drunken Lego building, however. Then, he decides it doesn’t matter.

Why doesn’t it matter? Because he knows you are drunk, oblivious to his presence, and the look of concentration on your face is too cute to ignore. And, how can he possibly resist the urge to scare the crap out of you like the troll he is? If your ‘drunk concentration face’ looks cute, then he’s sure that your flustered, ‘post-jump scare face’ will look downright sexy.

As the former head of the Onmitsukidō Detention Unit, it’s absolute child’s play for him to sneak up right behind you with you none the wiser, at least until he makes his presence known by leaning over your shoulder.

“Good evening, ______-ちゃん~!” He’ll give you The Grin. You know the one. It’s the grin that manages to be a perfect mix of a shit-eating smirk and a little smile of complete innocence. Your less inhibited state means it’s guaranteed to ruffle your feathers just as much as being startled does.

If he’s feeling generous, he might not even dodge the sloppy, startled swing you take at him. It’s not like you’ll really hurt him anyway, but he’ll hold his nose and pout about how mean you are to him before happily sitting down next to you on the tatami.

Kisuke will watch you struggle with the tiny pieces while looking over the directions. If it’s a set with moving parts, he’s already figured out 5 ways to improve the design without requiring a single extra piece before you realize he’s stolen the instructions. Then, he will commence pouring you more drinks and teasing you with “helpful advice” (while never actually helping) until you’re an irritated, plastered mess.

He’ll somehow still manage to charm you into abandoning your Lego project in favor of letting him carry you off to bed. His bed since you are obviously too drunk to go anywhere else.

This outcome is inevitable. He already had 20 contingincy plans to get you right where he wanted you before he even walked into the room.

Shūhei Hisagi

Shūhei‘s interest in your Lego building project will vary depending on what you are putting together. Star War Legos? Probably not. A giant Lego guitar or a Lego motorbike? Now you’ve caught his interest.

His interest in the quality of your alcohol, however, will be immediate, and he will be more than happy to partake as long as he is off duty (and it isn’t a deadline week for the Seireitei Bulletin).

If you’re just friends with Shūhei, he will likely hang out and happily drink your booze with you. (Don’t worry, he’ll return the favor, even though he’ll have to go into more debt with Urahara to get the good stuff.) This may or may not involve you being serenaded in some fashion before you both pass out.

If Shūhei is your s/o, he will not only drink your booze with you—and you probably invited him to, lets be honest—but he will also offer to help in some way or other. Perhaps it’s by holding what you’ve built still so it doesn’t run away from you when you try to snap on the next damnably tiny piece or by trying to decipher the instructions. Or, maybe he’ll just pour your drinks and offer to rub your shoulders while he watches you work.

He will certainly get up and make you both snacks. Shūhei is handy enough in the kitchen that whipping up a little something is no sweat, even if he’s already hammered. In fact, he’ll probably insist, bless his poor little cinnamon roll heart. (Think what you want about Matsumoto, but you can’t deny that she has the boy well-trained.)

As Shūhei‘s s/o you will definitely be getting serenaded once he’s good and toasted. The upside to being his s/o in this situation is that it is very easy to get him to stop without hurting his feelings. You just have to kiss him senseless and give him something else to occupy his hands.

And that is where your Lego building comes to a halt. If you haven’t finished the set by this point, that will be waiting until morning.

Jūshirō Ukitake

Jūshirō is always interested in whatever it is that you are doing. If he’s feeling well enough and not pressed with important deadlines, he will sit down beside you, tea in hand.

Of course, he’ll scold you a little when he realizes you are drunk, but it’s a very half-hearted sort of scolding. “______-chan! How much have you had to drink? It’s not good for you to drink so much, and all alone!” … “Shunsui came by earlier? Ah, well… I suppose that explains some things.” Under his breath, he will mutter something about having to “have a talk with Shunsui later.”

It doesn’t take much to distract him from his gentle lecture. You just have to smile at him sweetly, lean your head against his shoulder, and thank him for looking after you so well. He’ll clear his throat and take a drink of his tea to hide the color in his cheeks.

If you talk him through what you are trying to accomplish, Jūshirō’s inner child will come to the surface in no time. He’ll look over your shoulder at the directions, and if you haven’t done so already, he will offer to sort all the pieces by color for you.

Jūshirō gets this adorable, boyish grin on his face any time he has the good fortune to indugle in childish things, a grin that is often present when you buy him his favorite sweets. He will certainly enjoy his time with you, but if you have the bonsai tree legos, you should probably just focus on drinking because...

Jūshirō is going to steal your toy from you. He may or may not follow the instructions. “I’m sure they’ve printed this incorrectly. This branch should surely go here.” or “This would look so much better if we just trimmed it down by a couple of bricks. There! That’s lovely!” His bonsai pruning skills (or lack thereof) will be put to use. You just don’t have the heart to tell him no.

But, that’s ok because the best part of the whole experince is watching Jūshirō when he goes into ‘second childhood’ mode. It’s the cutest thing ever, and never fails to make your heart do little flips in your chest. The pleasantly warm and fuzzy feeling from the alcohol only adds to the attraction, and Jūshirō might well find you drapped over his shoulders like his Captain’s haori long before that Lego set is completely constructed.

This leads to more adorable blushing on Jūshirō’s part, which eventually leads to playtime that has nothing to do with Legos.

Izuru Kira

The serious and often gloomy Izuru doesn’t have much use for children’s toys from the World of the Living, but like his friend Hisagi-san, the alcohol will probably catch his attention, especially given what he has been dealing with the last few months.

If he isn’t on duty early the next morning and he’s not too covered up with paperwork, you can probably convince him to have a few rounds with you. If you have managed to gain his trust enough to be his s/o, then he will look back and forth between you, the bottle, you, the door, you…

If he has obligations the next day, he will feel guilty, but he will also trust you to understand and will try to excuse himself, promising to spend time with you as soon as he off duty, for dinner perhaps. “Ah, I’m so sorry ______-さん. Requisition reports are— Ah! _____, wh-what are you—?! W-wait! The door is wide o— Mmphf!!”

Izuru works far too hard, and you have no trouble taking it upon yourself to be sure that he doesn’t work himself into a bed at the 4th Division’s Coordinated Relief Station. It is criminally easy to get Izuru flustered, even without the aid of alcohol, so your drunken affections will have him ushering you back to whatever spot you’ve chosen for your building project in short order. Anything to get the door shut and make you stop trying to kiss him in plain view of the street.

Getting Izuru truly interested in the Legos might take some effort, but wheedling him into staying with you will be a fairly easy task. Suggesting that you will just have to drink the entire bottle so it doesn’t go to waste (which you might really do) should be enough to bring out his protective side. After all, he can’t have his s/o getting hurt because they got completely wasted and he left them unattended.

Izuru will tell himself that he’s only staying to make sure you don’t get yourself into any trouble since you are already too far gone to talk sense into. He’ll tell himself that, but let’s face it, if the saké is sitting in plain view, he’s gonna cave and have just one cup. Okay. Maaaybe two.

After his third or fourth cup, Izuru is sitting shoulder to shoulder with you helping you put together that Lego set. Izuru is, unfortunately, a bit of a lightweight compared to you when it comes to his alcohol tolerance, so he is almost as uncoordinated as you are by this point. It’s the perfect time to turn your current activity into a drinking game! Put a piece on wrong? Take a drink. Fail to get a piece taken on or off in three tries? Take a drink!

It turns out that Izuru is woefully bad at this game. He also gets over heated quite easily when he drinks. Somewhere between cups six and eight, he will start stripping out of his shihakushō. By the eight to ten cup mark, he is laid out on your floor in nothing but his fundoshi, his face flushed from the alcohol (and from your merciless teasing.) The Legos have been completely forgotten by this point.

You have hidden what’s left of the alcohol since you don’t want to end up holding his bangs back while he pukes (again.) You aren’t enough of a jerk to totally take advantage of Izuru when he’s this drunk. You’re even nice enough to help him stumble off to bed (your bed) for some drunken snuggles, and when he wakes up in morning with a horrible hangover, you’ll know just how to help him get rid of that awful headache.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

As you squint at the instructions trying to make the words hold still, you’ll be rudely interrupted by a voice from behind. “Oi! The fuck is that?”

He’ll huff at you, arms crossed over his chest as you grin up at him and give a rambling explanation of what Legos are and why you wanted them and how fun it is even though you were just swearing because you can’t pry apart two tiny pieces you put together by mistake.

“Wait a damn… why’re you drunk? No, I’m not helping you, not until you tell me where you got the booze!” He’ll growl and grumble and threaten a few people—“Kurosaki get those for you? No? Ha! It musta been pervy hat! Yeah, well I’ll take care of that bastard as soon as I take care of you” He’ll leer at you in a totally lascivious way—then totally deny that he’s jealous after you manage to tell him it was Nel that brought things back for you.

He’ll scoff about ’stupid human toys’ to shift the focus away from being called out on his jealousy and adamantly refuse to help you. “Heh. No fuckin’ way. I don’t build shit, I break it!” Eventually he’ll give in to to your cleverly calculated pouting, carefully prying apart your misplaced Lego bricks. He will also confiscate your booze “for your own good dammit.”

Grimmjow may or may not drink said booze, depending on what it is and how much is left, but one thing is certain; you’re damn sure not getting any more.

If he’s particularly bored, he will be an absolute ass about making sure you can’t concentrate on those Legos for shit. If he didn’t drink your booze, he will probably taunt you with the bottle at some point, until you are in a hopeless game of keep-away-way where Grimmjow’s objective is getting you so riled up that you try to climb him like a tree to reach the bottle. (If he did drink the booze, he’ll steal the directions instead.)

This never ends with you getting back whatever he is holding hostage. It usually ends with you tossed over his shoulder and carried off to bed… if you make it that far.

He thinks he’s won, but this was actually your plan all along.

[drgarrisonandpaul]

NSFW, MINORS DNI

Do the Bleach captains and lieutenants know where the clit is? Genryusai: Yes

Sasakibe: Sometimes

Soi Fon: YOU BET YOUR ASS

Gin: Yeah, but he won't use it because he likes to hear you whine

Unohana: Yes

Aizen: You'd think he would, but he doesn't. Or does he?

Byakuya: Yes

Sajin: Sometimes

Marechiyo: He doesn't even know what that word means, let alone where it is

Izuru: Yes

Isane: Sometimes

Momo: Also doesn't know what that word means, she calls it something else like 'button' or something

Renji: WELL DUH, OF COURSE HE DOES *proceeds to point to your elbow*

Iba: Sometimes, depends on how inebriated he is

Shunsui: He literally has a painting of one in his office

Kaname: Yes

Kenpachi: The what-now? *Has to lift his eyepatch to hear you better, if that makes any sense*

Mayuri: Knows where it is, never uses it. Actively avoids it just to fuck with you

Ukitake: Yes

Ise Nanao: Yes

Hisagi: No. He legitimately doesn't know where, but he knows what it is

Rangiku: HELL YEAH

[dehemetera]

Omg I can’t believe I am actually posting her. Pls enjoy my precious oc and her wardrobe

Below you can find all the head canons I wrote so far about her, the relationship she has with her squad and with the other significant captains/lieutenants of the Gotei 13

Mira Komamura

General head canons

‌originally from the 4th squad ( vet section) on her own request as she doesn't really like to throw hands.

was assigned to captain Komamura strict medical crew when almost no one knew about his real appearance; specifically, she was tasked with providing emotional support for Sajin's social anxiety.

‌”Captain!? How did you dare to hide that lovely snoot for such a long time?! "

yes, she was basically his emotional support puppy.

as it happens very often, Sajin grew fond for his emotional support puppy and decided to adopt her ( literally) as his brand new sister, then insisted to move her to the 7th.

western origins ( abuses this 🤌🏼 while talking ).

fav animal: humpback whale.

fav food: eats almost everything, watch your hands. Really, this girl is a few snacks away from being your best friend. But if she had to pick one, it'll probably be french fries, no dressing, just salt.

‌fav colour : cold hues in general, blue/green/ purple.

likes stars. Like a whole lot. You give her something with stars on, she's gonna love it. She hoards things with stars on it. She doodles them on everything at hand. When friends are sad, she scribbles a star on the palm of their hand.

‌" you're now under the sign of the good vibes star. You can now enjoy the rest of your day. You're welcome."

now imagine her doing this on Captain Zaraki's hand and Iba's cold sweats thinking how to tell the poor Sajin about his adopted sister's premature departure.

the good vibes star must work thou, cause Kenpachi just patted her head like she was a puppy and walked away. Iba thanked whatever god was listening at that moment.

sassy AF

sarcasm native speaker.

cracks 2.000.000 dirty jokes in between three regular words.

must focus not to drop inconvenient comments during each Captains/ lieutenant meetings.

looks like a black cat personality at the beginning.

turns into a weird dancing parrot when comfortable around someone.

has a ridiculous attention span.

world of the living connoisseur ( western side). Spent several decades studying it by living among living people.

terrible traditional swordsmanship skills.

got Jedi Lightsaber classes on Earth and actually developed a pretty efficient fighting style; ‌Iba is genuinely confused and slightly concerned about that but as long as it works...

likes to sing, not very good at that but still on the average ( usually makes silly dances while singing to underline the lyrics).

pretty skilled belly dancer ( which at some extent she uses in controlling her shikai) but definitely won't dance in public cause she's too shy for that .

very body positive about other people, excessively critic about her own body.

very good painter. She mostly paint with her hands (" advanced kindergarten art skills") but could also use sponges, pieces or paper or rags, leaves, basically everything but a brush;‌most of the times she just likes to make little silly doodles.

then she turns those doodles into stickers and spread them across the seireitei.

Byakuya Kuchiki knows the Shinigami women's association held a secret meeting in his mansion when he finds small stickers with sassy quotes around the house.

take her to the water park; She just loves it.

beach girl

just loves to hang out in the water

‌of course this is the perfect excuse for captain Hirako to make jokes about her liking to be wet

she never denied the statement. 👍🏼

excellent resistence to alcohol. Hard to get drunk.

when that does happen though, she just unleashes all the power or her sass/ sarcasm/ unhinged comments

this usually leads to pretty amusing express stand up comedy shows where she eventually ends up oversharing something she would've preferred to keep for herself

pretends not to remember anything if the topic is pointed out the day after

About the 7th squad

she was gladly welcomed as lieutenant by almost all the soldiers due to her sincere support towards former Captain Komamura

Those affectionate soldiers appreciate her chill attitude prone to jokes and fun as a good balance to Iba’s serious demeanour

She introduced music during workouts and trainings. Music from the west, of course

Now witness the fierce 7th brigade soldiers casually humming Bad Romance while doing their daily chores.

Since Mira’s office is the coziest and most decorated once, Iba started throwing Shinigami Men’s Association meetings inthere

For Iba’s birthday, Mira decided to gift him a new HQ for his meetings by renovating an old, unused warehouse in the barracks, asking Ikkaku some help to edible and renovate the old furniture

Connections

Sajin Komamura : regardless of his full on canine appearance he is still officially her brother by previous adoption. Mira still takes good care of him, she has the most luxurious dog bed in her office for him to stop by. She also got him one of those speaking buttons board humans give their dogs to communicate.

Tetsuzaemon Iba : is definitely like a dad. All of their interactions have the warm yet bickering feeling of a father/daughter dynamic, including: communication issues, dad being jealous and over protective of his precious daughter when men buzz around, not understanding slangs. Mira signed up for Iba’s fan club to show support to her dad.

Shunsui Kyoraku : calls her Mira-chan and likes to invite her to drink together. He pays great attention to her drunken monologues as they’re usually pretty straightforward and accurate analysis of the current state of the Seireitei. He definitely trusts her guts and intuition in picking up the overall morale of the squads. Mira also signed up for his fan club ‘cause he’s the big boss and deserves support. Nanao Ise firmly oppose this.

Rose Otoribashi: is the only one whom has ever seen Mira dance. They sometime shares music afternoons with Rose playing music and her using it to practice her dance. They have a very respectful and delicate bond revolving on mutual arts appreciation.

Izuru Kira: it took them some time to get along due to Kira being really private person. Now they’re kinda cool about each other and Mira often tries to cheer him up telling him the whole hole in the chest thing is metal AF.

Shinji Hirako: this man bribed Mira in joining his fan club by offering her a bag of weed infused gummy bears. It worked. They operate at the highest level of shenanigans and communicate almost exclusively by flirting. Bombastic side eyes darting across the captain’s council room during meetings when they know the other one would be just about dropping the sassiest sh*t that would cost them the career. Regularly hangs out together both in the Soul Society and on Earth. Part of their flirt jokes revolves around the fact they would gladly date each other (but never actually did that).

Momo Hinamori: was the first to show Mira support when she was promoted to lieutenant. Therefore, Mira loves this girl and brings her gifts, treats and loves spending time together for a tea time. They share a heavy betrayal trauma and do their best to support each other in their healing journey.

Renji & Rukia: if Iba is her dad, Renji is her bro and Rukia is the sister in law you actually like more than your own brother. The three of them have a weekly “world of the living pop culture” themed night to binge watch series and movie marathons. Burping competitions between Mira and Renji are mandatory and Rukia is the judge.

Matsumoto Ranjiku: these two can love and hate each other depending on the mood and the topic. Sometimes they look like besties laughing together and mutually complimenting , ten minutes later they’re fighting over something, usually Matsumoto habit of exploiting men using her beauty.

Kenpachi Zaraki: these two really get along for reasons. Mira actually feels safe around him cause who would ever dare to fuck around close to him? She also thinks he’s illegally hot but never dared to voice that, not she would ever try to approach him with intentions. She just likes to fantasize about that amazing mass of wonder. On Kenpachi’s side, he likes to have a new brat messing around him without being scared, it feels heartwarming and nostalgic, sometimes feeds her the same candies he used to buy for Yachiru. Since Mira’s birthday is right after Kenpachi’s, she usually shows up at the 11th barracks with a cake to share to celebrate both their birthdays.

Ikkaku Madarame: for the better time they’ve been knowing each other, he just passively tolerated her, enjoying her little shows from time to time but never payed too much attention to the new lieutenant of the 7th squad. Then Mira came to ask his help in renovating the warehouse for Iba’s birthday gift and since the process took quite some time, they had the chance to spend time together, getting to know each other during those long crafty nights of recycling furniture. He is now heavily crushing on her and gets a little shaky and mildly flustered when she’s around, with Yumichika largest amusement. Mira has always appreciated her fellow colleague and was glad to have the chance to build up some kind of relationship with him but she’s genuinely confused by his friendly yet shifty and sometimes awkward behaviour towards her (she’s not good in getting the hint).

Yumichika Ayasegawa: oh the tea they spill. They don’t meet very often but when they do the amount of information they share can compete with the finest Seieitei’s intelligence. Sometimes they go shopping together. Yumichika tries his best to create opportunities for Ikkaku to be there when Mira comes over.

If you managed to read this far, thank you 💕

Some captains/ lieutenants are missing to the list but I already have them written, maybe I will add them in some future post.

Definitely expect more drawings about Mira’s adventures. I have more on the making (like about her zampakuto and other stuff.

I hope you enjoyed this little piece of my imagination,

✨comments, reblogs and likes are appreciated ✨

[nozonova]

Headcanons of Bleach

[brittscafe]

So a thing that lives in my head rent free is what kind of scents do the lieutenants and captains have? (Be it shower gel, deodorant, cologne/perfume, etc) Like when you hug them what do they each smell like? (Kinda weird but y'know)

omggg I feel like some of these are self explanatory, but I'll provide details on some of these <3

Jushiro: Lavender and tea.

Shunsui: Sake and a strong cologne that smells like a flower of some sort.

Byakuya: Cherry blossoms and a hint of vanilla ;)

Kenpachi: Uses a strong scented deodorant that can be smelled across the soul society. Makes the hairs in your nose burn off...

Kensei: Like a manly man lol idk how else to describe it, but it smells good. Big beefy men like him smell good and you can't get enough of it.

Toshiro: icy axe body spray (i feel like axe body spray just gives off his vibes yk, bc that shit to me is so goddamn icy and cold)

Shinji: Old spice body wash (Timber with Sandalwood). Maybe a spray of some fancy cologne.

Mayuri: He's not concerned about what he smells like since he's in the lab all day and he probably smells at the end of the day, so he just puts on a cheap deodorant and maybe if he's feeling fancy, a quick spray of colonge.

Soi-Fon: A vanilla perfume or like her honey shampoo and conditioner.

Renji: Old spice deodorant (vanilla + shea butter) and hair gel.

Rangiku: Strawberry perfume or an Ariana Grande perfume that she got from the human world or her strawberry shampoo and conditioner.

Izuru: Something dark and mysterious. Something that when he walks past you, you'll be wanting to know more ;)

Shuhei: He wears a strong, but not overbearing cologne. One that if he walks past you, you'll inhale it for a few seconds and cherish the smell.

Ikkaku: I imagine that he wears a deep scented cologne, combined with his body wash. Honestly, he probably smells the best out of the lieutenants.

[merbear25]

Really like the visored being called captain imagines! I am addicted to Bleach and Izuru Kira is my absolute favorite. He's pretty tricky to keep in character for romancy stuff, so it could be a challenge, but there is a severe lack of Izuru content and I'm starving lol. So, I'm thinking about a couple of things. 1) Some headcanons on places/ activities Izuru might choose for dates (can be world of the living or SS and can be either before or after TYBW) OR 2) shinigami!reader gets invited to a drinking party with Kira, Hisagi, and Matsumoto. What happens? I prefer f!reader because I'm female, but I'm ok if you want to write them gn, too. I enjoy both SFW and NSFW content, so what ever combination of that you choose would be lovely! I don't expect you to do both things if you accept this request, unless of course, you want to! I appreciate the consideration. I love lots of other characters, too, so if you really aren't into either of these, I'll just look forward to whatever Bleach content you come up with next!

Awww I love Kira. I see him as having a bit of a romantic side to him, but one that cultivates love and isn't flashy by any means. I hope I did your request justice! 💜💜

CW: SFW, gn!reader, headcanons, fluff

A date to remember (Kira)

He went through the options, going back and forth between them in an attempt to choose the perfect one. However, settling on just one proved to be an unexpected challenge. What he chose would ultimately depend on which one he believed you would enjoy the most. The options wracking his brain were:

Murder mystery: It could appeal to his creative side but would require him to step out of his comfort zone a little. He wasn’t the most social person, so getting into the swing of things was a tall order. That being said, having clues, character details, and most of all a captivating story to carry the heavy lifting, he was able to ease himself into the setting. You being his date meant that you were given characters that were a couple in the game. This made the experience feel a little more like a date, since you were able to spend more time with one another and hopefully work together to solve whatever plague had been unleashed or who knows; maybe one of you was working for the enemy.

Poetry reading by candle light: He had a hint of a romantic in him, and being a poet made those budding feelings of love flow eloquently. There was a preference for this to take place at his home because it provided him the chance to create a romantic atmosphere: setting candles around the room, choosing a good selection of poetry for the occasion, and setting your favorite drink out for you. It wasn’t anything crazy, but he put thought into the layout to ensure you’d be comfortable in his home. While you delved into the writing, you took turns reading out your favorite excerpts. Listening to the amour hanging from each other’s lips gave you both a flutter in the pits of your stomachs. The early stages of love were exciting, so he wanted to take a small risk. Unfolding a paper from his pocket, he began reading the haiku he’d prepared. The delivery alone was captivating, and the content had you wondering if perhaps he wrote it with someone in mind. He didn’t come right out and say it, instead it was all in the look he gave you.

A late night stroll: In summer the weather was perfect for taking a walk late at night. With the moon and stars hanging high in the dark sky and the hustle and bustle of both people and animals quieting down to rest, the rustling of the leaves and tall grass were your only companions. Conversations were light and easy, although natural beauty gave a lot to comment on if topics ran dry. The dirt path you were walking on was less traveled, leading you to a field of wildflowers. The opening to pinks, reds, purples, and oranges illuminating under the moon’s rays took your breath away. Then you noticed the flickering greenish yellow in the distance. Fluttering delicately around you, the fireflies added to the already stunning scenery. Catching a few in the palms of your hands, you stood closely to each other to watch their soft glow together. The crickets sounded off around as you stared down at the little lanterns in your hands before eventually releasing them.

Ending the date felt a tad awkward. Not knowing if you preferred a hug or kiss by the end of it, he was too caught up in doing or saying the wrong thing to make a move, which meant you had to decide. Kissing him would go over more smoothly if done on the cheek. That wasn’t to say he’d reject a kiss on the lips, but one on the cheek held a certain charm that would melt his heart. Needless to say, he wanted to see you again and was already brainstorming what the date would entail.

[ripncurl]

Rojuro as Overprotective Dad × Izuru as his Lieutenant and his soon-to-be son-in-law.

I don't know whether it's too late to submit this. But, let's write some. It's both headcanon and short fiction compilation.

What if Rōjūrō's daughter dated Izuru?

Part 1: Rōjūrō found his daughter's love letter. Without mentioning any name, he knew the letter was for Izuru.

Rōjūrō shockedt. His jaw dropped. He had never been this shocked when he heard about anything about his daughter. His only little princess. The one he spoiled the most with ultimate princess treatment ever since she was a baby.

When he heard something about Sonoka, his beautiful daughter turned down a lot of guys in Seireitei, he just chuckled, then he said, "That's my girl. She knows who's worth for her."

But this?

He massages his temple. How could she have feelings for his lieutenant? Not because Izuru is a bad guy. He's a really good guy. Too good, even after Gin left him in ultimate despair. Rōjūrō hoped that someday he found any guy with the same good qualities as him to be her daughter's future suitor.

But not Izuru Kira himself. That guy's too old for his daughter. Their age gap is about 100+ years.

"Taichou, you calling me?"

Soon after he summoned to 3rd Division captain's office, Izuru came to Rōjūrō's office and started their conversation with the same formal tone.

"Izuru, you read that. Didn't you?"

Rōjūrō, straight to the point, asked him. It's not sound intimidating, but still, he was interrogating him.

Izuru was confused, but later, he understood what was his captain talked about.

Ah, that brown-enveloped love letter, written in a pink paper. The envelope that he thought it was this month's salary bonus for him.

"I think I don't deserve it, Taichou. I mean, to be loved by her romantically. I always treated her as my own little sister"

Rōjūrō intrigued. As expected from his dutiful lieutenant. But were his words true?

"What should I do, Taichou? To be honest, I was confused"

Rōjūrō laughed. Something that Izuru rarely found. His lieutenant is too plain to understand this. But since it involved his daughter, Rōjūrō should do something.

"It's up to you. But when you decide to chase her, you gotta pay the price"

For this time, Izuru proved something that he suspected for long. Rōjūrō Ōtoribashi is actually a good man. But when his daughter is involved, he's far more dangerous than his previous captain.

Part 2: "Taichou, I'm in love with your daughter. We just officially dated yesterday"

It took about three years after their conversation about Sonoka's love letter. When he thought Izuru wouldn't love his daughter back, the truth before him was entirely different.

Without he knowing, some of 3rd Division members (mostly new recruits who are secretly in love with Sonoka) talk badly about Izuru behind his back.

"Sonoka-sama doesn't deserve a nearly-dead man like him"

"Half of his body is artificial. How can she love someone with artificial body parts?"

Soon after, Rōjūrō summoned Izuru to his office. He had to know why Sonoka was dragged now when they talked about Izuru.

"Tell me, Izuru. How could almost every guy in Seireitei hated you?"

Inhale, exhale. Izuru did it about five times before he confessed to his captain. To his girlfriend's father.

Her overprotective and spoiling father.

"Taichou, I'm in love with your daughter. We just officially dated yesterday"

Okay. Enough explanation. Now Rōjūrō found out about why his lieutenant became Seireitei's most hated man overnight.

"Well, I don't hate you for that. My daughter deserves to be loved"

A sheer relief sparked in Izuru's heart. But it doesn't last long.

"Beware, Izuru. You still had to pass my tests"

Izuru just nodded. Then, he left his captain alone. His suspicion was just started.

After Izuru left him alone, Rōjūrō was dramatically crying while holding Sonoka's framed baby photo, hugged by him.

"My baby! My princess! My precious! Why did you leave your poor dad like this?!"

Meanwhile, in the 10th Division's Barrack, Sonoka Ōtoribashi sneezed.

Part 3: "Don't touch her. Okay, maybe holding hands is enough. Don't get further!"

"Izuru, listen. I still haven't approve you to date my Sono-chan. Don't touch her!"

As Sonoka's father, Rōjūrō thought that he must set the boundaries for Izuru when he dated his daughter. One of the boundaries he set is about physical touch.

"I can do it, Taichou. But, Abarai-kun said that at least, couples should holding hand while they're on date" Izuru tried to reason.

"Okay! Maybe holding hands is enough. Don't get further!" Rōjūrō

Izuru wrote himself a mental note. And he tried to avoid more intimate physical touch with Sonoka. Religiously.

But in reality?

Sonoka kissed his cheek as a goodbye after a date. In front of Ōtoribashi house.

Rōjūrō was freezing. Almost seizured when he saw it. His baby girl is the one who broke the boundary he set.

Part 4: Not Shinji, pulled a prank on Rōjūrō. Provoking him whenever he sees them walk together.

Shinji is always intrigued when he sees Izuru and Sonoka walking around Seireitei as lovers. He's always happy when he could told Rōjūrō anything about their date. Of course, in hyperbolic way. He loves to see if Rōjūrō would scold Izuru for something he actually didn't do.

Just like today. The reality is, Izuru only whispering something to Sonoka. But Shinji told Rōjūrō the otherwise.

"Rose! I caught them nearly kissed!"

Lie. Absolutely lie. No, Shinji isn't pathological liar. But he's just told him so to prank him.

"WHA—"

"Not only that! He hugged her tight after that like a romance movie!"

Lie #2. Shinji can sensed that Rōjūrō will started his dramatic cry soon.

"NO! MY BABY GIRL!"

Shinji grinned. His "mission" is success. On the other hand, Rōjūrō nearly fainted. He's shocked.

"Rose, you okay?"

Shinji still pretends to be worried about him. Actually, he's happy to pull a prank on him.

"Shinji, get me to 4th Division Barrack. I think I'm gonna pass out"

Shinji just grinned and immediately carried Rōjūrō's bigger body on his shoulder. Straight to 4th Division Barrack.

Part 5: Spying goes wrong

Rōjūrō, like other overprotective fathers, has thousands of ways to monitor her daughter and Izuru while they were on a date. He even used his youngest son, Tsukiya, to spy on Sonoka. He just wants to know that his daughter is completely safe and Izuru doesn't do anything wrong to her.

"Tsukki, use your spying skill. Spy on your Nee-chan for me"

"Go spying on her by yourself, Tou-chan"

"You sure you don't want extra tofu dishes from me for a month, Tsukki?"

Tsukiya sighed. He never liked this kind of order. As Onmitsukidō member, he's well-trained for espionage. But not for spying on his sister! He only did his father's ridiculous order for his favorite tofu dish.

"Fine. I'm gonna report by evening after dinner"

Tsukiya hides between tree branches and keeps spying on Sonoka and Izuru. So far, there's nothing wrong with them. Just a casual conversation about their daily life, sometimes Sonoka said she's tired of doing piles of paperwork as 8th seat, and sometimes they gossip on Rōjūrō.

But when Sonoka looks on to the branches, she finds something strange. A big black shadow is too big for a size of shadow. Sometimes moving swiftly left and right, but without left any sound.

"What's wrong, Sonoka?" Izuru asked.

"Oh, I just spotted a little tofu monster wearing Onmitsukidō garments, sneaking around and watching us. It must be Ōtoribashi-taichou's secret mission"

Without further explanation, Izuru knew they were under Tsukiya's watch. It must be Rōjūrō's order.

Too late. Tsukiya ran away fast with enough detail to report. But Sonoka, on the other hand, caught him in 4K while spying on her.

Tsukiya got himself the worst humiliation for Onmitsukidō – getting caught red-handed while he's doing so-called "espionage mission." Tsukiya is lucky that it was an unofficial mission.

Part 6: Brother-in-law is one of Kenpachi's most brutal warriors

Raku Ōtoribashi is Rōjūrō's first son. By look, he looks exactly like Rōjūrō, but rougher with slightly softer feature and intimidating aura (though he's actually a jokester).

Raku's strength is no joke. He entered the 11th Division after graduating from Shin'ō Academy as the best student. On his first day, he challenged Kenpachi Zaraki to a duel and told him he would take 12th Kenpachi title. Zaraki, impressed by both his skill, endurance, and strong will, granted him a 7th seat after a year without hesitation.

And now, Izuru had to face him. 11th Division's Golden-haired Demon. Izuru had known all of Rōjūrō's children ever since they were kid. But seeing Raku grown into a bloodthirsty, battle-crazed shinigami like other 11th Division's members, it was shocking him.

Raku just gets himself bare-chested. Battle scars spread everywhere in his wide shoulder and muscular torso. His beautiful signature full-back blooming sakura tree tattoo appears. That's how he always did before battling everyone.

"Relaxed. I'm just resting, Izuru-nii. DAMN! HOW COULD OYAJI SURVIVED HERE?! THE AIRCON HASN'T BEEN REPAIRED FOR AGES!"

Izuru exhaled. He thought he would duel him in the backyard.

"Don't mind Oyaji, Izuru-nii. Sometimes, he'll lose his dignity when something happens to Sonoka. Oyaji spoiled her since day one"

Raku just laughed warmly. He makes Izuru more relaxed for a while. Till he unsheated his sealed black-hilted zanpakuto and clean its sharp long blade.

"But, you know that I protected her since we were just a little kid. If you ever make her cry, you'll taste the sharp edge of my zanpakuto, Izuru-nii"

Now, Raku is back to his factory setting. 11th Division brutal warrior.

"Isn't it interesting, fight against one of Zaraki-taichou's monsters? Isn't it, Izuru-nii?"

Raku is just saying it calmly. Sitting on the couch, bare-chested, polishing his zanpakuto's blade.

And now, Izuru is more terrified of his captain's carbon copy. Silently, he's considering buying a coffin and a piece of land beside his parents' grave after this. Just in case he hurt Sonoka unintentionally, he can be buried beside them.

Part 7: Rōjūrō cries a lot and undignified in their wedding day

Sonoka Ōtoribashi dresses beautifully on her wedding day. She's already pretty, but her wedding attire makes her looks more stunning.

When she recited her wedding vow, Rōjūrō can't stop crying dramatically. Started from this day, Sonoka is officially married with Izuru. Rōjūrō felt like Izuru has stolen his princess forever. Suddenly, his dramatic cry caught everyone's attention. The elegant, poised, and refined 3rd Division Captain can cried undignified in his daughter's wedding.

When the wedding kiss has started, Rōjūrō cried even more. Now, his spoiled little princess will become Izuru's wife. He'll no longer spoiled her like he did in the past. He cried even more undignified when they shared the wedding kiss longer. Even the priest had to break them for taking it too long.

Little did Rōjūrō knew that his dramatic cry would become Seireitei Communication's hottest news in the next edition.

Extra: "Taichou, can you tell me how to make a child?"

Now Izuru officially become Rōjūrō's son-in-law. But is it become easier to talked to him, as they're family now?

No, it isn't.

The plain Izuru is confused now. He and Sonoka always wanted to have a child, but they don't know where they should start. He already asked Renji, but Renji's answer was too vague. He didn't understand.

So, Izuru, by his initiative, asked Rōjūrō about how to have a child. After all, he's experienced. He had three children (including Sonoka), so he has more than enough experience to teach him to.

"Taichou" Izuru called Rōjūrō.

"Got any problem, Izuru?" Rojuro responded to him with his usual soft-spoken manner.

"...Taichou, can you tell me how to make a child?"

Silent. Ultimate silent moment.

Izuru suddenly felt guilty. He shouldn't asked his captain about this.

"You WHAT?"

"I–I want to have a child with Sonoka, but I don't know how to start"

Rōjūrō suddenly imagined how he made his children with his wife. Then, he suddenly concerned that Izuru would do the same to Sonoka. The pain, the blood, the scream...

Oh, no. Rōjūrō shakes his head.

"Asked anyone else. Or watch something"

Izuru is even more confused. Rōjūrō's answer is even more vague than what Renji said to him earlier.

Who should he ask about this, then?

[satsugacafe]

「 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐂𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦 」

➳❥ 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬: Aizen, Kisuke, Shunsui, Jushiro, Byakuya, Zaraki, Gin, Shinji, Hisagi, Kira, Ichigo, Renji, Uryu, Yhwach, Jugram, Askin, Bazz-B, Grimmjow, Starrk, Ulquiorra

➳❥ 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: gn!reader, cockwarming

𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 | 𝐍𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

Loves it: They enjoy it far too much, to the point where it’s almost a necessity.

They thrive on control, and cockwarming is more than just intimacy—it’s a way to claim you completely, to keep you close, to feel you wrapped around them without even needing to move. They’ll be the ones to suggest it, pulling you into their lap with a teasing smirk, lifting your hips just enough to sink you down onto their cock before holding you there with a firm grip. The moment you even think about moving, their hands tighten around your waist, fingers digging in possessively. “Ah, ah, love. Did I say you could move?” Their voice was always calm and full of amusement at your neediness, but their grip told you they were not playing around.

They’ll press you close, your chest flush with theirs as they murmur soft praises about how good you feel. Sometimes, they’ll use this as a playful punishment—teasing you with lingering kisses, grinding just enough to make your toes curl, only to halt all movement with a low, warning tone: “Patience, love. Stay still, or I’ll make sure you’re begging before we’re done.”

Some of them use it to tease you, getting you worked up only to deny you the satisfaction of movement. Others do it simply because they enjoy it—because the warmth of you around them, the soft squeeze of your walls, is too perfect to let go of. They’ve spent hours like this, with you tucked against their chest, their cock buried deep in you while they absentmindedly stroke your back, murmuring sweet words or just enjoying the quiet. And sometimes, they push you to your absolute limit, whispering filth into your ear, making you ache with need, but refusing to let you move even an inch. “Look at you, trembling already. So desperate to ride me, hmm? But I told you, love, you're not allowed.”

They thrive off the control, off knowing that you’re at their mercy, utterly filled and unable to do anything about it. And when they finally let you move? They’ll enjoy watching you completely fall apart for them. At other times, it’s pure comfort; they’ll lounge with you wrapped around them, whispering sweet nothings while rubbing soothing circles into your back.

— Aizen, Kisuke, Shunsui, Jushiro, Byakuya, Yhwach, Jugram, Askin, Starrk

Hates it: They don’t see the appeal—what the fuck is this new method of torture?

They’re not built for restraint, and the moment they feel the heat of your body wrapped around them, all reason flies out the window. The first time you suggest cockwarming, they agree out of curiosity, thinking it’s harmless fun. The moment you sink down onto them, they immediately regret agreeing to this. The way you squeeze around them, the heat of your walls wrapped around their cock, the way you feel so soft and warm—it’s torture. Their hands shoot out to your waist, gripping you tight as they fight the overwhelming urge to start thrusting up into you. “What the fuck is this?! You can’t be serious,” they growl, already losing their patience as you snuggle against them, pressing your face into their neck.

“This is ridiculous. Move. Now.” When you refuse, pushing their hands away with a playful smirk, they’ll grow desperate, their breathing ragged as they fight the urge to thrust into you. The tension only lasts a few seconds before they snap, their hands locking you in place as their hips buck uncontrollably. “You really thought I’d sit still? Cute, but I’m not that patient.” They waste zero time setting a brutal pace, fucking you senseless for even daring to tease them like that. After that, cockwarming becomes less about staying still and more about turning your body into their personal playground.

And the worst part? Every single time you suggest cockwarming after that, they pretend to be on board—only to completely ignore the rules and wreck you the second you’re seated on them. “Oh yeah, sure, we can just ‘sit still,’” they say with a smirk. “Let’s see how long you last.”

— Zaraki, Renji, Bazz-B, Grimmjow

Mixed feelings: They don’t mind it, but they have their limits. Don’t push them.

Their approach to cockwarming is entirely dependent on their mood. When they’re relaxed or exhausted, they’ll welcome it with open arms, pulling you onto their lap and letting you settle into them as they rest their chin on your shoulder. “This is nice,” they’ll murmur, as they wrap their arms around you. In these moments, they find peace in the quiet intimacy, enjoying the closeness without the need for anything more. “Feels good, doesn’t it?” they murmur against your temple.

Sometimes, it’s a practical indulgence—when they’re busy working, they’ll let you straddle them, their cock buried deep inside you as they continue their tasks, occasionally giving you a teasing squeeze or a light kiss. However, if you’ve been teasing them all day or decide to turn the session into a game of restraint, you’ll awaken their less patient side. Grinding their teeth, they’ll try to endure it, but eventually, their self-control will snap. “Alright, enough of this. You think this is funny?” they’ll growl. “Testing my patience like this?” Before you know it, you’re pinned beneath them, and they’re making damn sure you regret teasing them like that.

Cockwarming is a gamble with them—you never know whether you’ll get a sweet, lazy session or a punishment that leaves you unable to walk the next day. But that’s part of the thrill, isn’t it?

— Gin, Kira, Hisagi, Shinji, Ichigo, Ulquiorra, Uryu, Ryuken

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[thefarminggoblin]

Bleach Lieutenants and how they would kiss you

Hiiii~

I know this isn’t the cuddling gif headcanons people were requesting (it’s on my to do!) but here, have a crumb.

Honestly I’ve been so inactive because my phone got hella smashed back in January and I lost all my notes, so I got burnt out and had to start everything from scratch. Also, mental health has been unkind…

Anyway, without further ado, here’s some kisses with our beloved lieutenants! Yachiru’s is purely platonic affection because that little girl is a child.

🫖 Sasakibe’s kisses are romantic. They’re the type you see in movies, the long, slow yet impassioned kisses. He’d start with kissing your hand like the gentleman he is, and end with kissing your cheeks, your forehead, your eyes. His kisses always taste of tea, and you’re reminded of his lips with every cup you consume. Always tells you how much he loves you, waxes poetic, and his hands stay in respectful places like your face, hips and waist. Well, unless you ask otherwise…

🍻 Izuru’s kisses are lingering. Izuru is a private man, and he honestly doesn’t show affection very often, especially not in public, preferring to show you he cares in other ways: a subtle brush of hands, a loving look, a gentle and reassuring smile. But when he does kiss you, he makes sure the moment is private and you can’t be interrupted. They start slow, but quickly escalate until he’s got you pressed against him fully, his hands splayed across your lower back, his tongue delving into your mouth. He’s the type to switch angles regularly. When he eventually pulls away, he’ll rest his forehead on yours. They often almost always lead to something else.

🦋 Isane’s kisses are timid. Our tall, shy girl is already quite insecure, so leaning down a little to kiss you can make her a little unsteady. Mostly because she trembles every single time. You’ll almost always have to initiate. Please please please be patient with her! When she eventually gets more confident with you, and her kisses become deeper and more passionate, she’s almost always the first to pull away, putting her hands over her blushing face and apologising profusely. If you pull her hands away and pepper kisses over her face, it’ll calm her enough to try again.

🍑 Momo’s kisses are sweet. She will spontaneously plant a peck on your cheek when she sees you, and will always blush, but give you a smile. Sometimes her kisses are frenzied but still manage to maintain the innocent feelings of joy at being close to you rather than a lust driven haze (although that happens occasionally too). She’ll mutter things like “I love you so much!” between kisses. Her kisses are normally quick and frequent, and she’ll nuzzle her nose against yours upon parting. Kiss the tip of her nose of forehead and she will just melt.

📖 Nanao’s kisses are delicate. They’re soft, like a butterfly’s wings, a gentle brushing of her lips on yours before she presses a long kiss on your lips. She then slants her lips over yours, deepening it, taking her time. Nanao is another person who’s definitely not fond of PDA, but will accept a small peck on the cheek or kiss on the back of her hand. She’s an absolute sucker for romance, so if you kiss her hand or wrist be prepared for her to kiss yours back. She’ll rarely initiate, so you’ll have to take the lead a lot of the time, but she’ll wrap her arms around your neck and possibly do the leg lift thing, just like in the romance novels.

🐉 Renji’s kisses are messy. Teeth and tongue work in tandem with his lips and each time he kisses you, it’s like he thinks it’s the last time. He is also a very affectionate drunk, and can be a little clumsy when he first leans in. But even when he’s sober, he’s clumsy. This man talks a big game a lot of the time, but when push comes to shove he’s a little shy, and sometimes his affection for you hits him so hard that he’s chomping at the bit to shower you with love. But pushes through the nerves, determined to connect with you. He’ll crash his lips to yours, uncaring of how the saliva is getting everywhere. He buries his hands in your hair, grips your waist, occasionally whispering about how perfect he thinks you are. He’s just passionate and so so in love.

🍜 Iba’s kisses are enthusiastic. This man sees affection as serious business, and always puts his best efforts into kissing you. He just wants to impress you, while showing you just how much he loves you. He’s like a man with a mission, and the intense look he gives you right before diving in and capturing your lips with his will never fail to give you butterflies. He’ll often grin brightly at you afterwards, and will ruffle your hair if you blush, maybe tease you a little. As if he didn’t nearly keel over the first time you kissed him!

⛓️ Shuhei’s kisses are unpredictable. Sometimes he gives a quick peck, other times in the mood to draw it out, or kiss you so deeply it leaves you completely breathless and wanting more, but even with the context of the situation you can never tell which he will pick. For example, if you’re running late, he may draw you in as you fix your hair and straight up make out with you. The next day, if you’re running late again, he may just give you a peck on the cheek or lips. Either way, Shuhei is the type of lover who will always kiss you as a goodbye in the mornings, and as a hello in the evenings as an important ritual between the two of you, but the variety will always leave your head spinning.

🧣Rangiku’s kisses are flirtatious. If it’s one thing she likes, it’s the thrill of the chase, playing cat and mouse. She has a habit of initiating all the time, catching you off guard and kissing you either passionately or very lightly. She will pull away, giving you a wink and a flirty smile and occasionally a teasing remark, before walking away or using shunpo, expecting you to chase after her. If you do, she’ll either reward you, or laugh her silvery laugh and disappear again. If you initiate the same behaviour it puts her on the back foot, but just be prepared: she’ll get you back!

🍡 Yachiru will give the occasional cheek kiss to you if you’re a big brother/sister figure. This kid will climb up you, nuzzle your cheek and plant a cute little kiss there. But beware, she’s likely after the sweets in your pockets!

🧬 Nemu’s kisses are restrained. All her life she’s been under strict control and orders, leaving little autonomy in decision making and her own body... Nevertheless, she’s a girl who does like to show affection to her lover, but lacks the experience. Please sit and show her some romantic movies, and be patient with her. Once she learns to let her inhibitions go? You bet you’re but they’re the best kisses you’ve ever had! Under all that stoicism is a person, and her fierce loyalty to you translates to physical, fiery affection. She’s touch starved, so expect her to be very receptive once she’s comfortable.

Next in the kisses series: seated officers!

Hanataro, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Sentaro and Kiyone

[indigosuvi]

Izuru Kira Headcanons

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Word Count: 96 / Read it on AO3 | Offline Version

Izuru is very shy and not one for many words, however he is more talkative around his friends.

He is a very loyal person to his friends and partner.

He would try impressing someone he likes by writing sad, dark poems, hoping to get the message across that he likes them.

He doesn't have much confidence in himself

He also isn't very good at making decisions and would rather someone else make them.

He cannot stand persimmons because of Gin Ichimaru.

He also has a pet cat that makes him feel slightly better and less alone.

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[fluffykitkat]

Izuru: Hey, can we stay in your room tonight?

Momo: Hey Of course but Why?

Izuru: *sigh* Shuhei fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours pretty bad.

Rukia: Renji doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he’s just throwing around salt at them and yelling "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"

[bleach-your-panties]

Quit making me think about izuru 😂 I can't stop thinking about neighbor izuru who does repairs and things around your property to impress you or childhood friends to arranged marriage

Girl help me I can't write 😭

Now, THAT I cannot do😂 I CAN, however give you some hc’s for neighbor!Izuru. I also love the arranged marriage idea! *puts in pocket for later*

dividers by @/benkeibear and @/todorosie

Your neighbor, Izuru Kira, who lives in the apartment next door to the one you just moved into.

Who works as the groundskeeper and stand-in maintenance guy for whenever his boss is busy with other jobs.

Izuru who politely welcomes you into the neighborhood by leaving a basket of fresh fruit and crepes on your doorstep. 

You often see him attending to the multitude of flower beds and shrubberies around the complex.

On days where the sun is particularly sweltering and he is working tirelessly; like a good neighbor, you will bring him lemonade and sandwiches because you know how hard he works to ensure that the grounds look nice for all of the residents.

Your neighbor, Izuru, who helps the elderly residents of the complex bring in their groceries and fixes little odds and ins around the house for them.

Who even climbed up a 20 ft high tree to rescue a little girl’s cat (that ended up scratching the hell out of his face - but no worries, because you invited him into your apartment to clean and disinfect his wounds)

Neighbor Izuru, who voluntarily cleans out the pool on his day off, just to help his boss out. He does so shirtless in nothing but a pair of light-wash blue jeans that slightly hang off his slim waist, revealing the waistband of his Calvin Klein boxers. Sleek blond hair dripping with sweat that he wipes away with a swipe of his hand across his forehead.

Neighbor Izuru, who you’ve grown an extreme attraction to in the past few months that you’ve been living here. He was always so kind and mannerable towards everyone; a true gentleman.

Who’d never said one thing out of turn to you, even when he accidentally caught a glimpse of you through your bedroom changing into your nightclothes one evening. He noticed that you don’t wear any underwear beneath your pajamas. Probably due to the summer heat.

Neighbor Izuru who fisted his cock to the image of your naked body that night and busted all over his hand and sheets with a deep red blush set on his cheeks.

Who couldn’t stop fantasizing about having your naked body beneath him in his cool bedroom, the air conditioning set on a comfortable temperature so you’d both be content.

Izuru whose ears now turn pink everytime you greet him ‘good morning’ on your way to work and ‘good evening’ when you return home.

Your neighbor, Izuru, who does subtle things to try and catch your attention, like planting the roses in the garden by the office in your favorite color and mending the birdhouses so that the little cardinals and sparrows have a place to congregate when you come to feed them.

Izuru, who you’ve often caught sleeping in the courtyard on his break with his hand over his eyes and back leaned up against an oak tree. The same tree that he rescued the cat from.

Who scrambles awake, completely flustered when you inform him that his boss is looking for him. You’re kneeling in front of him and he can see your breasts by the way your sundress dips in the front. You’re still not wearing a bra.

Izuru, who, finally after months of secretly pining after you, gets up the nerve to ask you out for ice cream; his treat. He knows a great place not too far from the apartment.

Your neighbor, who is stunned when you actually end up asking him out first by bringing him a basket of homemade chocolate chip cookies.

His blue eyes widen in surprise, even more so when you stretch up onto your tip-toes to give him a kiss on the cheek.

“Thank you for all of the hard work that you do around here, Izuru. It doesn’t go unnoticed.”

Izuru Kira, your neighbor, who gets a sudden rush of courage and grabs your chin, pressing an experimental kiss to your chapstick-covered lips. You taste like watermelon.

Who ends up getting pulled by you into the pool shed and pressed against the door while you fumble with his belt and the button of his jeans. Your lips molded against each other's in a sloppy, wet kiss.

Izuru, your neighbor, who asks if you’re sure when you sink to your knees and pull his cock out of his boxers. You nod and give his leaking tip a few kitten licks before taking him in to the hilt.

He lets out a strangled yelp and holds your head flush to his crotch with his gardening-glove-covered hands.

Your neighbor, Izuru, who has to bite down on his lip to keep from making too much nose when your nose touches his pelvis and buries itself in his light blond pubes. One hand leaves your head to pull up your sundress, revealing your naked ass.

Izuru who, before he can cum from your mouth, bends you over a pool chair, drops his jeans to his ankles, swipes his fingers through your wet folds, and strokes the slick over his hard, aching cock.

“A-are you on something?” He blubbers nervously, not wanting to get you pregnant during this heated romp of passion.

You look at him over your shoulder and he almost cums on the spot. You nod.

Your neighbor, Izuru, who grips the hem of your dress and fists it in his hand while he eases the fat tip of his cock into your waiting hole.

“A little inappropriate, don’t you think? Letting your neighbor fuck you like this.” He says as he hikes one boot-clad foot up onto a pile of random junk and sets his pace: steady, eager, and hard.

Your ass recoils off of his hips, making loud slapping sounds that echo around the mostly empty shed.

The combination of your moans mix together so beautifully as you say each other’s names along with sweet praises and compliments to the other.

“So good” “so tight and warm” “so big” “so pretty” “you’re amazing.”

Your neighbor, Izuru, who begs you to cum - he can’t, refuses to cum before he feels you let go all over him. And you do.

Your orgasm triggers his and he pulls out quickly - warm, thick seed splashing over your ass cheeks and lower back.

Izuru, your neighbor, who reaches into his tool belt and pulls out refreshing wipes to clean you off before helping you stand upright. He has to catch you in his arms because your legs give out, making both of you blush.

Your neighbor, Izuru, who never thought that he’d fall for his pretty next-door neighbor and have her reciprocate his feelings.

Your neighbor, Izuru Kira.

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