#izan woofs

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I'm gonna make this a normal blog where I talk from time to time bc fuck you? anyway I'm watching a game play of halo remastered and I have some things to say about this bc holy shit

why the melee attack so fucking op holy shit you can punch those little shits once and just straight up fracture their hypothalamus

also what's up w the little aliens being so small and doing such unthreatening noises! they got guns and stupid armors and try to kill you, and THEN they go SQUEE like ok! why do we fight! I'll adopt you, you're baby!

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everytime I talk abt something I like one of my friends says how much they hate that and start talking abt how they like that thing in a different way and :(

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things that are up w my hysto and no one warned me abt or maybe I just start talking and don't stop bc I need to vent all this shit

my uterus was 3cm in size bc T made it real, real, real small. real small. like real real real real small. what the fuck. a year ago it was normal sized.

this lead me to not being able to have a laparoscopy performed and instead I got operated by c-section. this was the downfall.

you somehow? get gas? air? inside you? and you expulse it either from your ass or from your mouth, but you don't know where it is located because it moves around and hurts like a bitch. it apparently has a tendency to get stuck in the neck and behind your lungs. sometimes it feels like you're having a heart attack but acrualy you just need to fart.

It hurts. you'd expect this from a major surgery but they disguise it as a safe, quick recovering usual surgery. it's true. it still hurts like hell. I saw two (2) funny memes today and I laughed relatively loud, inmediately feeling how my insides were trying to rupture the stitches holding me up. because the meme was funny. this was the meme btw I can't look at it yet bc it's still that funny

I need help to do everything! dude the fuck! I know I got opened in half centimeters away from my pussy but it's so bothering to not be able to put your pants alone! I walk slower than my grandpa, and he doesn't even walk! oh my God the gas in the shoulder is back. I really don't know how it gets there. God fuck.

I have so much respect for ppl who give birth through c-section, I just expulse a 3cm big bunch of meat and I feel like absolute shit I can't believe how it has to be to give birth through a whole baby and deal with the post operatory while taking care of it.

I can't poop. they told me I might not be able to poop for a few days. because the painkillers stop the bowel movement or whatever. I've read posts online saying how incredibly excruciating is shitting after c-section. I'm so scared you guys. I don't want to do this.

I'm only on the third day post op God help me

I have to walk crouching bc if I stand straight it pulls from the stitches and my back hurts like hell and my mom won't take me seriously and get me a stick cane whatever I forgot how the thing is called but THE THING IS it hurts to stand and it hurts to sit and it hurts to lay down it just hurts

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light flipped us for the 3rd place in the last minute hhjghgghghgghy

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also nobody told me cortisone smells like gouache and Ive never wanted to eat meds this badly before I swear

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the wound is being a bitch and not letting me sleep so guess we're going tumblr for a while

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:/ leaving for surgery really not looking forward this

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if you're a single child I hate and envy you but mostly I hate you

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can I please get a decent beard already thanks

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*enters a metal tunnel*

siri or cortana or whoever the ai is: these formations don't look natural! someone must have built them!

I'm gonna make this a normal blog where I talk from time to time bc fuck you? anyway I'm watching a game play of halo remastered and I have some things to say about this bc holy shit

why the melee attack so fucking op holy shit you can punch those little shits once and just straight up fracture their hypothalamus

also what's up w the little aliens being so small and doing such unthreatening noises! they got guns and stupid armors and try to kill you, and THEN they go SQUEE like ok! why do we fight! I'll adopt you, you're baby!

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dude: punches someone from his own team, killing them instantly

someone from the same team, off in the distance: ᴛʜᴀᴛs ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪᴍ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ!!!

I'm gonna make this a normal blog where I talk from time to time bc fuck you? anyway I'm watching a game play of halo remastered and I have some things to say about this bc holy shit

why the melee attack so fucking op holy shit you can punch those little shits once and just straight up fracture their hypothalamus

also what's up w the little aliens being so small and doing such unthreatening noises! they got guns and stupid armors and try to kill you, and THEN they go SQUEE like ok! why do we fight! I'll adopt you, you're baby!