#iykyk!!! i hate customers lol

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love it when target tries to directly compete with amazon it's like go girl give us NOTHING!! for a whole WEEK!!

like the highest they go for sales is 30% or 40% when they're feeling brave. buy 2 get 1 for books and movies? WEAK. no sale at ALL for most music ($2 off is not 'on sale')? WEAK.

and this whole week i'm supposed to be working 6hrs/day (which is fine but not when it's FIVE DAYS IN A ROW) and pushing the ~renewed target circle~, which, like, whatever!! whatever!! it's not like the cashiers aren't having to push this already! why do /I/ have to do it too!!!! ugh!!!

they got me working later than usual this whole week too so i am not going to have time to shop for myself lmfao i wanted to get new shirts and jeans but i'm out at 6-7pm every fucking day that's exhausting i don't have the energy to shop after work and i don't want to come in EARLY??

'just order for pick-up, then' do i look like an idiot to you?? does this look like the face of someone who would order clothing for pick-up knowing damn well the sheer volume of orders this week means that her coworkers are going to be even worse at their jobs than usual??? do you think i trust ANY of my coworkers to properly do their job? do you think i trust the computer system to be accurate about the quantity of clothing we have that's actually in our possession??

my hottest take is that you should not order clothes for pick-up AT ALL, EVER, because the stock count is wrong <3 all the time it's wrong <3 and at least if you order it to be DELIVERED it will come from a store that actually HAS your item(s) (or the warehouses, which are a mystery to me but i KNOW they exist). also why would you make someone else pick out your underwear for you on a time limit. come into the store and shop, coward. you want 5 different pairs of similar-looking black thongs you better well come and get it yourself!!

[leclerced]

Here we go, drivers in law school (caveat - my experience of law school 2016-2019)

- Carlos, Lewis, and Oscar are all gunners but in different ways. Lewis is sitting in the front row asking every question known to man because he’s genuinely interested, Carlos is working through every possible hypothetical with the professor, and Oscar has a patented five color highlighter system that he’s done on every case you guys were supposed to read but it’s easier for him to just let you borrow his book than fully explain it to you

- Checo is the head of FedSoc iykyk (ew) and definitely the guy playing “devil’s advocate” all the time even though you know he holds the views he pretends to think are so outdated

- George is an editor in law review and hates his life because he did all this work to get there and it sucks even more now that he’s gotten there

- Charles, on the other hand, is president of mock trial and is having a blast

- Max applies for family law clinic thinking it’s just a resume pad but winds up finding a lot of peace helping these kids in tough situations

- Lance gets this really cool and prestigious internship and everyone thinks he got it through his dad’s connections but he had to interview like everyone else, he just knew he could knock their socks off and went in and nailed it (can you tell I pulled this one once)

- you’ve never seen Alex study ever but somehow he graduates magna cum laude because he’s just brilliant like that

I’m trying to think of how to slot more guys in but I think this is all I’ve got lol

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AHH I LOVE THIS THANK YOU BABY

i love ur asks sm. i dont have anything to add bc my knowledge of law school comes from clueless. my day is entering orders and telling customers, “no, i cannot get 1000 shirts printed by friday if you get me blanks tomorrow. it is wednesday.”

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Hi! Me again! If you liked the idea of the book Mexican Gothic but didn't like the book I'd recommend "What Moves the Dead" it has similar gothic horror ft mushrooms vibes with an enby mc and it's only 160 pages so everything happens fast! More questions: Fav tv character? Fav movie character? Fav book character? Fav any sort of media ship you've encountered? What streaming platforms do you have memberships to? What's a show/movie/book you think deserves more attention than it gets?

OH SHIT im going to add it to my Goodreads right now! Thank you for the rec and look, please keep it coming! here's hoping i'll have some time to actually read come the new year <3

FAVOURITE CHARACTERS UGHHHHHH:

okay, TV SHOWS: Amy Santiago (the love of my literal life) from B99, Ryan Shay from Suburgatory, Max Black from Two Broke Girls + so many more that I'm definitely forgetting because what is my MIND!!!

MOVIE CHARACTERS: fuck, i dont watch enough movies to have an opinion on this????? like i cannot remember anyone, except for Evelyn Quan Wang bc Michelle Yeoh means the world to me tbh <3

BOOK CHARACTERS: anyone Leigh Bardugo writes. So i have been a little obsessed with her new novel, Ninth House and every character in it is a love of mine. Especially Darlington (iykyk). and i have many thoughts about characters, but again, I remember none of it I just....

FAVE SHIPS: hmmmmmmm, im always such an anti-person bc like no ship is ever good enough for me lol!! But Peraltiago were cute (B99) and that's about it for me. Ask me what ships I hate, bestie (the answer will make many people angry :( sorry)

.....I have no memberships. I sail the dark seas cos im a broke bitch

MEDIA THAT DESERVES MORE ATTENTION: i swear i was talking about this with someone, but like Helstrom deserves so much attention. I think it's a well crafted story and WHEN WILL WE GET A SEASON 2!!!!! Also idk what anyone says, Forever was a really good show and I would have loved to see how the story truly ends because we got a shit 22 episodes and everyone hated on it idk why!

Books and movies, i don't have much of an opinion tbh

I hope this helps, my love!! im sorry im such a tough customer aaahhh

[voyeuristicvixen]

Capts Log No.43_ VoyeurMe

IM SO FUCKING PISSED I WAS LITERALLY AT THE END OF WRITING THIS AND THEN WHYTF DID I ACCIDENTALLY DELETE THE WHOLE FUCKING THING IT WAS PERFECT! DAMN SHADOW RX IM CRYING INSIDE.

UGH. Idc im so stubborn I will fucking do it fucking again it will fucking be better than the last time bitch. So what I was saying, DISCLAIMER THIS BLOG FOR MATURE AUDIENCES. If you my pops you def cant reaad this lmao. Consider this the lock on my diary. I wasnt going to tell this story, then that shit that just happened made me feel like I DEF shouldnt tell the story but I love the quote I was literally just tryna add a quote at the end and fucked it all up... whatever whatever.

From time to time I go to this place called Social Island. Its nice place for ppl watching, if you are observant like me.. I love to observe nature, the stars, people, and SL residents! The profiles, expressions, avatars, its always something new and different to see and people from all over are just right at your fingertips. You can learn about their country, customs, whats going on present moment the things the news won't tell you. Its a trip. Yea thats the internet but SL is the whole experience of it, and IYKYK! Theres also of course the occasional debauchery of trolls, loud ass music players and sexual harassers.

So one day I see HELLBOY. *swoons* Like- I can't explain how or why folks, ,but I got so hrny seeing this avatar lmao. Sexy af to me. I was just like, lemme get my tredente waaataaa cuz why am I so thirsty all of a sudden this is unnacceptable!!! But then I look at the profile..

No text. No description. No picture of their avi, just a glitched out looking Skullhead. lol. Idk I have always had a thing for beastly characters. Like the beast from beauty and the beast was one of the first fictional characters i was attracted to lmao.

So I see my RL birthday is the dudes REZ day. Cant make this shit up guyss, I was looking at something on facebook, a sl couple that had this exact situation that were like celebrating something and I was like oh shit that so cool/cute. Next day this shit happens! Okay and then peep the days, 4440. lol .... We talked for about 6 hours.

About deep shit like spirituality, past lives, the usual thing I go on about.. but this dude was skeptic, intelligent. Non-believer. I should have clocked at some point how much he didnt believe in shit but it is nice to talk to people who do not believe in what you do and are still open-minded to hear you out. So that was cool.

I hate how happy we look in that pic on the left lmao because no, this does not end well! The last thing I gotta say haha because after all this is VoyeuristicVixen I cant not ... He had a lot of forms and one of them was VENOM. *sticks tongue out* Have you ever been ate out by Venom? I- lemme just stop there lmao *sips tea* Press play & cont: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWWrEMPLQog

He visited my crib in Jamrock, he even joined mystory lol.

So on his 4444th day, all hit the fan. I decided to have the talk that you know I dont want anything serious, I am still going through healing from a divorce yadda yadda. And it was a great day to do it because 4 represents foundations... four fours is like ultimate foundational energy.

I dont wanna really date on SL or RL at all right now, If anything I want to demo what open relationship situation would be like to see if that is something for me. SL is a great place to test what you are comfortable with in a safe way. Especially with BSDM matters but thats for another blog. So anyways I am telling him about 4444 from my favorite source, and how excited I was for that day for him.. Remember the dude a skeptic.

Long story short, I gauged something that he was doing and called him out on it. When I ended up being right I joked like yea cuz im psychic which is true but i was being vibey.. lol he ends up revealing some prejudices he had against brown people calling themselves psychic. He from India, brown too. But that dont make a difference. People can still be programmed against their own. I was a fun four day fling and I do not regret a thing!

The main lesson I was tryna quote myself on in the last version of this blog lmao was that not every sign or symbol needs to be acted upon. Not everything you attract is worth your time. This world is literally made of constant synchronicities and patterns of numbers and instances. If you really look closely you will see it all.. Everything really is that deep dont get me wrong.

"you dont have to look down to gather water from the well." -FOXEY HENDRIX

i am currently obsessed with this new Alchemy viewer, it does need a few things like a better flycam system for controller and also the ability to pose like the BD "poser" tool & OMG *chefs kiss*

Ive been going EVERYWHERE, like-

Mentoring has been a trip also, its really fun to observe how people go about their first moments on the grid. Last night had someone almost give up till we talked them off the ledge XD For me it was always easy and intuitive to pick up SL was not too hard. But a lot of people just want to start experiencing and connecting and dont care for the technical stuff! It really means a lot to me to be able to make things easier for folks so they have a chance to enjoy the things we all enjoy about Secondlife.

Lmao people will literally be naked all the time but not even their fault they just get stuck trying to change. There are changing rooms, but people dont usually bother to walk to them even if we offer to take them there. I usually just direct them to where they can switch the default avatar so they find clothes quicker.

But omg, this one person kept switching into all kind of random forms that were highly disproportionate you can kinda see ... and then this female had a random bt plug just chillen there. THEY DONT SPEAK. which is the funniest part becacuse you cant tell what the hell is going on. They just start doing weird things to simulate "the act" XD im like " yes we love all expressions here on sl and there are designated places for that! " & they actually do listen to me. Sometimes my fellow mentors will freak out at trolls, and im like.. trolls? my specialty!

exhibit a. the OG trolls of SL used to grieve regions like this, falling d*ck orbs idek what to call them but i remember this day like it was yesterday, i was shopping for clothes at this cute korean place, back then there was a lot more asian creators for mesh clothes .. and suddenly the sky changed i kid you not. Also i think something about the sounds changed too like there was sirens, something that made me walk outside the building, then it was raining d*cks !!! ROFL. I miss when trolls were super original like this... ive also heard some other great griefer stories, I want to find the infamous bomb case.. apparently there was once a case that would basically make everyone in the room crash lol. But I think the servers are built against that very well now.. (not me talking about SL terr*sm) I have no inention to use these things it would just be great to meet someone who knows about those times XD I have to put these * by every word because I dont wanna get fl*ggd lmao. OKAY IM DONE TILL NEXT TIME!!

Shout out to these WelcomHub cutiess <3 Heather is always in something fly shes the dopest!