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koshirulynn · 2 years ago

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-The musical connection-

Royal kingdom AU- Ike eveland x afab!reader fluff

-The musical connection-

In where,you are an unknown princess who performs in the apple garden till sunrise not knowing that someone was listening to your graceful melody.

(This is just for fun,do not take this seriously and to the included streamers,lmao I'm sorry if you read this)I hope you enjoy! I will only being doing a part two depending on your liking and request!

The subtle breeze was refreshing as it hits your face.Your body seated on the wooden bench of the enchanted kingdom's garden.

You were playing the lyre while humming.Your fingers brushing off each string. The wooden instrument was rested on your lap as you played it. The song you were playing was about the stars never connecting the way you wanted which was a metaphor of you will never get everything the way you want in the end.

The garden was truly enchanted.The illuminating lanterns lit up the place,the greenery and flowers surrounded the area and many different statues of animals and historical people scattered beside the plants. There were fireflies during the darkness of the day.

It just turned midnight a few minutes ago and you still were enjoying the scenery of the apple garden.The garden was named after the legend of 'Adam and eve'. Regardless of the title,the place was still your favorite area of the whole kingdom.

You were staying for the next month before leaving to go home to your family's kingdom.

As the song ended you sang the last words of the song that hurt you from within.

"You were my only wish that I could never have"

You kept on humming the next song while playing the Lyre.Playing till sunrise.You were enjoying yourself and didn't realize that a prince was listening to you from above.The garden of apple was located beside the castle and by chance,one of the prince's bedroom had the greatest view of the enchanted yard.

Chuckling at his desk.Sitting at his desk with the window wide open to hear your lovely tune.He could see your shadowy figure on a bench. Ike rested his head on his arms smiling at how one can make such alluring music.You encouraged him to write more stories,you were mysterious and flourishing as an individual.You fed his curiosity each night.

Your performance only lasted till the sunrise was visible.Once Ike saw your shadowy figure leave,he would plop himself into bed.Finally sleeping after listening to you for 6 hours straight. Although it was long,he didn't mind being sleep deprived. His sleeping schedule was already ruined by his friends. The royal brothers,Shu and Mysta,the sunning prince,Luca and the prince of voices,Vox.They would randomly come over to Ike's castle to hang out and such.

He found himself wondering who you were and what your appearance was.Your voice was so captivating and the way you played the lyre.

Daydreaming at the dining table,Ike didn't realize that his father was requesting his attention. Until he smashed the chalice a bit too hard on the table.

"Ike,I have been talking to you."The king's stern voice intimidated the prince in the slightest.

"yes father,I apologize for daydreaming,what were you saying?"Ike's attention was now to his father.

"It's okay my son,now as I was saying,you shall be appointed to choosing someone to marry in two months."Everyone else at the table was at shock.Princess Ivy chocked on water as the news was announced.Her maids rushed in to help her.

"You will become the new king of this kingdom Ike and your sister will be attending banquets and royal balls as well."Their father continued.

"nearly all the kingdoms and even the Oceanic kingdoms will be ready for the next generation to take over!"The queen was ecstatic towards this.

The siblings felt mixed emotions about this especially Ike.

Luca,Mysta,Shu and Vox came over to Ike's kingdom wanting to hang out even though it was 9pm. But really,they wanted to talk about the marriage arrangements. They all were in Ike's bedroom. With the awkward silence surrounding them.

"so,we all are getting married?"Luca tried to start up a conversation while he played with the fluffy blue plushy that was on Ike's bed. All nodded in agreement except the brothers.

"We don't know who is getting the throne yet"

"pfft wait what if Mysta got married to princess Mika or Ivy"Shu joked and Mysta slapped the back of his brother's head. Shu was now groaning at his brother.Ike was lost in his thoughts,not even being his protective self when it came to his sister this time.

"something must be on your mind?"

"to be honest,everyone has something on their mind."Many sighs came out from the group.

"we should just sleep this out"Everyone agreed on it,making their way to the guest rooms because Ike's room was really just made for one person.

Ike still couldn't stop thinking about you.You were on his mind ever since his father had dropped the news bomb on him.He didn't know why he felt the connection but he just needed to get to know you.The bi-haired prince couldn't help it.

He was going to meet you tonight.

You were wearing a simple baby blue silk dress with comfortable flats and a white cardigan.As it was nearing to summer you didn't need to wear such heavy attire.

Arriving at the garden of apple,you started playing your lyre once you were seated on the bench you usually sat on. You smiled as you felt the sense of relief when your hands retracted back onto your beloved Lyre.The garden was so peaceful and the arch around the bench had Ivy's wrapped around it.

The song you played was by your younger brother Uki Violeta,it was named 'deja vu'.You missed your little brother even though he didn't miss you as much.

'One who will be chosen must become divine

Channeling the power of the universe inside

I've been blinded by

The clear vision from the other side'

A single tear rolled down your cheek as you sang the lyrics of the song that your younger brother had composed.You quickly smeared the tear away not wanting seen sad. You were home-sick in a way but you wished to stay for a bit longer.

You trailed off the song mid way because you were thinking about Uki and your parents. Not noticing the figure slightly leaning on a tall bush that was beside the bench you were at.

"You missing someone?"The unfamiliar voice scared you a bit but you composed yourself to not feel fear.

"I presume so.."You wiped off the tears that was trailing down your cheeks.Turning to where the voice was. The shadowed figure was coming towards you,sitting right next to you where you could see his face.

It was prince Ike,who won a national literature award and is known widely for his novelty as an individual.Is pretty popular within the princes and princess's liking.

Ike was shocked,you are gorgeous,your purple hair and up close,hearing your voice was much more soothing than far away,audible.Your features,you just were enchanting.You were radiating.

"Your highness,is it not too late for one to be out?"Your confused look made him chuckle.You were just so adorable.

'how cute' The prince thought to himself.

"I should be the one asking you that"He was casually talking to you which made you feel a bit more comfortable.You grin at him.

"I'm sorry if I was too loud"

"No bother at all,your melody is lovely m'lady"Blushing as that he used a nickname for you.You decided to act on.

"thank you darling"You implied with an over exaggerated voice,playfully putting your Lyre aside while getting up and doing a curtsy at him. He laughed at your childish behavior.

You sat back down beside him and giggled.

"So may I ask of your name?"Ike asked you. Thinking to yourself how he didn't know of your existence.You were the princess of the Starlight kingdom.

"My name is y/n"You didn't tell him your last name because you didn't want him to treat you any less or more because you were at the same status as him.

"Hmm well you know my name"He chuckled awkwardly as he remembered that he would have to chose someone to marry in two months.You noticed the change of tone in his voice and debated on whether you should asking what was bothering him.

You chose not to ask him as a sign of respect.'It could have been person'You thought to yourself while you both look at the glowing fireflies and stars.The sky was pitch black but you could see many shining lights up there,it reminded you of home.

As time passed by,you and Ike got to know more about each other.Talking about the most random-est things ever.His company was comfortable and he thought the same of you.He asked if he could try out your Lyre and surprisingly he was alright at it.You taught him how to play better and he quickly understood what you advised him.You guys were enjoying yourselves in the garden till the bright orange sun was visible from the silver lining of the horizon.

"I must go now prince Ike"You declared and he frowned knowing that he should get going as well.

"Can we meet again tomorrow?"The tired prince questioned you.You gave him a thumbs up before saying your farewell.

You and Ike met up at midnight ever since then.Ike found himself falling in love with you.His thoughts leading back to you.He always found himself thinking about your laugh,your music and the moments you both shared together.

Ike totally forgot that he would have to choose someone to marry in two months but that two months then turned into one month.All his friends noticed how smiley Ike had gotten ever since that night.This made them question him.They were at the point where Mysta and Shu were bugging him about it.Even then the voice prince was curious about it.

Everyone was hanging in Luca's place today.They had a plan to pin Ike and find out what was the source of his happiness.

"Ikeaaa why are you so smile-ish latelyy?"Mysta inquired the bi-haired prince.

"It's none of your business Mysta"Ike pouted jokingly while he continued to write his draft novel at Luca's study desk.

"Yeahhh Ike we all want to know why you are so happy lately"Luca pushed on.Ike was starting to get annoyed and stayed silent.He wanted to keep you a secret from them because he didn't want them to steal you away from him.Jealousy.

"Come on we just wanna know,Is it a girl?"Vox teased not being serious but Ike stopped writing,face flushed.Taking a deep breath,Ike tried rejecting the idea but Mysta was sitting beside Ike on the bed.

"IT'S A GORL"The fox like boy exclaimed in excitement.

"knew it.Where is my sword Luca?"Shu's smug signature expression showed.Ike was in shock that his friends would bet on this. Luca bit the inside of his cheek and gave Shu the sword that was located beside his desk.

"so who is the lucky maiden?"Vox's eye brows were wiggling up and down,interested into the topic now that someone from the opposite sex was involved.Leaning in and changing his position on the bed.

"It's none of your business"The blue haired one hid his face in his arms not wanting to talk to them about you.Him wanting to keep you a secret was a mission failed. Once Ike said that they all started whining and groaning at Ike.Begging for him to just tell them.

'I shouldn't have camee hereee'

"fine,fine,fine,fine"Ike silenced the rest of the group.

"her name is y/n"He sighed in defeat telling him everything except your appearance. Ike didn't know about your personal life really so when the boys asked him about it,he just shrugged.

"wait isn't there a princess called y/n?"Mysta asked to which the rest agreed except Ike.He didn't know that you shared the same name as a princess.

"Yeah-princess of the Starlight kingdom.She's the older sister of prince Uki but I think she isn't taking the throne for the Starlight kingdom because she is said to be attending balls like Ive,Voxanne Lucy" Luca explained.

Ike was still questioning if you were the princess of the Starlight kingdom because it would have been a 'low chance right?' He was asking himself how come he didn't know the existence of that kingdom.

"They aren't that well known because the Starlight kingdom was located up there"Vox pointed at the sky.

"Oh yeah but I heard that was a myth"Mysta crossed him arms.Everyone explained their theories but Ike stayed quiet.

As the boys continued to talk,the sun started to set and hours became minutes nearing midnight.It was then too late for Ike to come back to his kingdom.Missing a day from meeting up with you wasn't a problem however.You were going to leave today.You couldn't bare to tell Ike.You knew he would forget you anyways.

You were in a rush as that your mother had sent a letter to you regarding the repositioning of who will be taking the throne.Your younger siblings were the right age for the throne as well as yourself but you felt like your heart belonged else where.

Taking the special route to your palace was not so difficult if you memorized the star alignments.You studied this ever since you were young and your siblings had to as well.You have 2 younger brothers who were rightful to the throne.Yet you felt like your younger brother Uki will take the throne.He told you that he was gay and you felt very proud that he told you this.You would have to talk to your parents if they did not agree to your brother's likings.

Supportive as you were,you felt like a horrible person because you were going to leave prince Ike alone without notice.

-time: 01:23 am-

You were already at the door of the meeting room.You had already set your horse pixie aside before coming in.You smiled,making your way over to your younger brothers to hug them before your mother and father.

"Sister we missed you"Your youngest brother Sirius yelped as he hugged you tightly.

"Heyy bitchh,I missed you"Uki's calm voice made you feel welcomed home once more.He whispered the last bit before departing the hug.One you hugged everyone,you sat down at your seat.

"I came here in a rush,shall we start the discussion?"You questioned with a more serious tone than usual.

"You will be attending balls and such just like the other princesses and Uki will be crowned.Don't worry Sirius,you will be attending balls just like your sister next year."Your mother was straight forward.You assumed that this was going to happen.Uki looked at you with a horrified expression on his face and you nodded.

"mother and father,may I talk to you for a bit in private."They didn't mind such so they agreed in so.Both Uki and Sirius went out of the room and when Uki was passing you he whispered 'thank you' before leaving the room.

You felt like they wouldn't mind in making arrangements influencing Uki's sexual orientation. Once the door was shut,you looked at your parents and decided to be straight forward.

"now what is it our precious daughter?"Your mother asked with delight in her voice.

"Uki is gay and I know that you may be shocked about-"You were then cut off by your own father.

"Oh we know,we already set up many different princes who are within the same range such as bisexual,pansexual and homosexuals."Your father laughed as you showed an expression of relief that you wouldn't have to fight with your own parents.

"Did you know that your mother is Bisexual,she taught me about these things when we were your age"You mother giggled at your father's boast about her.

"Yes honey,we knew that your baby brother was gay because I mean it wasn't difficult to define"Your mother shrugged.

"well,we will see you during dinner our precious daughter hehehe"Both of your parents laughed as they left happily.You were left in sock but then you suddenly rushed over to Uki's room.

Opening the door without knocking,you saw Uki and prince Fulgur 'hanging out'

"Bitch,they already know you're gay and they have set arrangements already"You laughed as you them alone,closing the door.Making your way to your room

You only really act like that around Uki because why not.You were tired from your trip down in the Quillides Kingdom.Missing the golden eyes of Ike eveland. You really wished that you would see him soon.Plopping yourself on your bed,sighing.

With each hour passing,You craved to see him.As you thought of him,you heart pounded and your stomach was full of butterflies.You needed him.You missed many things about Ike,you missed playing for him the most however and couldn't bear to see the Lyre without remembering him.It was painful.

It was already the next day and Ike was wondering if you were in the garden when he wasn't there.He felt bad that he wasn't able to notify you that he couldn't make it that one day.

Hours..

Days..

weeks..

He wanted to see you but couldn't,he was stuck helping with the preparations for his ball. He was too tired that he couldn't go to the garden at all.The ball was less than a month a way. Ike was too tired at 9 pm that he would fall deep asleep in his comfortable bed while cuddling his fluffy light blue plushy.His friend's would be attending his ball and likewise Ike would be attending their ball too.

Helping with the food preparations and choosing on what will be present on tables of the ball.There was so much to the preparations.He missed you so much,all that he could think of during the night is you.He would cuddle his plushy in bed and hoped that you were safe and eating well.

As each night passed without you,he realized how much he needed you in his life.He missed you playing the Lyre in the garden.Listening to you play just filled his heart.He missed you too dearly but he was too tired to see the stars in the garden once more.

It was the day before the ball and Ike decided to go to the Garden of apple.It was only 10pm and he didn't expect you to go be there at the garden at all.He never heard your melody after the day that he didn't go to your special meet up place.

He was sad.A wave of melancholy feelings engulfing him as he remembered your first meeting and all the moments you both shared together.He wasn't crying but single tears were rolling down his face.He missed you so much that he forgot the way your voice sounded like.

"You missing someone?"You teasingly say leaning on the same tall bush that he was leaning on when you first met him.You smiled and sat beside the prince you longed for.

Sitting down,Ike pulled you by the waist and hugged you tightly.his head rested on your shoulder.

"I presume so"He chuckled as he pulled away after staying in the position as you enjoy each other warmth.`You cupped his face and laughed at his teary expression.You found him so cute.

Forgetting everything around you,you leaned in and kissed him.You felt like time stopped,your arms moving on his shoulders,he was kissing you back.He placed his arms around waist once again.

The fireflies were visible,just like the stars.This was something you both didn't want to forget.The day that you met.It felt ethereal.The night was yours and the day was his.Knowing this,you both were complete.

Departing again for a few hours,Ike felt like he had betrayed his kingdom for you.Although he wanted you,it felt illegal.His ball was in less than 24 hours now.

He still didn't know that truth.You were going to surprise him.

An hour in the ball,many princesses were here.They were here to impress prince Ike and his friends.You assumed they were the ones with the white suites and different ties.They looked very charming however you just wanted to see your prince.

You wore a beautiful baby blue dress,it was comfortable and stunning.It wasn't too much but it wasn't too simple either.Your hair being styled too.

You had your most expensive Lyre in your hands.Standing on the stage,playing the melody you wanted.Ike's father had asked for you to personally play your Lyre for the entrance of his son's ball a week before the ball in secret.Ike still hasn't came down to the ball room.You were waiting impatiently while your fingers laced over the stringed instruments.

"Here thy prince Ike is here!"

You played the melody strongly,the entrance music that was requested.Prince Ike entered the room wearing a white suit and black shirt,a tie that had gold essence and gold pieces decorated around his attire.The gold matched his glasses.

Smiling at his guests that filled the room,many princesses from far and wide.He saw a familiar purple haired girl,someone who he didn't think would be here.Ike was shocked to see you here,holding your Lyre in your hand,still playing the melody with strong passion.You already knew the song by heart and once you realized he was looking at you.You couldn't help but smile at him.

Even just hearing the melody you played,he knew it was you.The musical connection.

"y/n violeta"

Tbh im really tired and I apologise for any mistakes I made within this post. Its really long and I want to work on other things too^¬^sorry for the wait and the mistakes

#ike eveland #ike eveland x reader #fanfiction #luca kaneshiro #mysta rias #nijisanji #nijisanjien #shu yamino #vox akuma #fanfic #uki violeta #fulgur ovid #sonny brisko #yugo asuma #alban knox #prince and princess #royal au #luxiem #noctyx

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centuriantalevevo · 2 years ago

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NSFW

Ivy 😭😭😭 I need to get some inspo to write some fanfics for her cuz she deserves only the highest quality thirst fics lmao-

I need to make one surrounded booba-

No.. I need to make one of reader being tag teamed by all the evelands 😳

All Quilldren want is Ivy our beloved-

Just like...

Smother me with the sacred titty or thighs, either will do, I won't be picky

I wanna bite.. like... violently..-

I wanna bite her thighs 😭

The bisexual panic is real today bois

#halo; random shit #halo; vtubers #ike eveland #nijisanji #nijisanji en #ivy eveland #ivy eveland smut #ivy evekand x reader #halo; honry

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centuriantalevevo · 2 years ago

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Eveland line headcanons and shit- lmao-

With Ivy, Ike, and Eki-

With some x reader vibes

Ike has already said that Ivy is built in the boing being department HOWEVER, I think Ivy is also built in the height department- I think she's like 5'6- she tall as fuck in my eyes 😭😭😭

Ivy turns her back for ONE SECOND with a knife- or any weapon in the room for that matter-

Eki:

Ivy: exists

Eki:

Ivy: throwing Eki

Eki: screaming

Ike:

You basically have to babysit Eki because he cannot be trusted alone for even 5 minutes. You have to put him in one of those kid harnesses.

You have to put him in the shopping cart while shopping so he stays put.

He gets the most random bullshit-

"Can we get this? We're gonna get this" a 10 pack of knives, bleach, and then 5 liters of mountain dew.

What's he doing? We don't know- do we WANT to know?? Prolly not-

Eki is starting on his bullshit, Ivy is automatically going for the pressure point- No HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO DO SHIT- THE MOMENT HE EXISTS, SHE'S GOING FOR THE PRESSURE POINT-

Oh ya! Remember Ike saying "OW! She THREW something at me!", Ivy saying "I'm tired so I'm going to go take a nap..." and Ike saying "She's glaring at me-" "I'm po9kojg over trying to make sure she didn't hear me-" "If I don't wake up, it's you guy's fault!"

I like to think that Ivy somehow came into this universe, prolly because of Shu- and she lives with Ike and they just say they're siblings instead of trying to explain what the hell happened- and it works-

Some Alice Of Human Sacrifice type shit- "the smart older sister, the stubborn younger brother"

Of the two, Ivy might be SLIGHTLY older

When reader comes to visit Ike in Sweden I can PROMISE you Ivy is stealing them like yOink-

"Hey when y/n gets here, I'm stealing them from you" "what? No! Back off!" "NO! The 2nd season of All Of Us Are Dead is out and I want to watch it with them!"

Ike is still asleep, dead to the world and y/n wakes up before him for once- but.. Ivy is up before y/n- she usually gets up at like 3 PM because she's up until 5 AM for literally no reason-

"Oh wow you're up before me!" "Yeah, I actually went to bed at a decent time!"

"What's for breakfast? Y'all got cereal?" "Why don't we go out for breakfast, just you and me?" She asks, "what about Ike?" "I'll just leave a note for him, it'll be fine! If he's really worried, he'll call!" She grabs her satchel and that stetchy plastic wristband Keychain thing with her keys and everything, "let's go!"

She has a spair set of keys to the apartment AND Ike's car.

The two go and have breakfast somewhere, coming back a while later to Ike being awake.

"How dare you go without me..." Ivy just shrugs-

I made so many fucking memes in about 5 seconds on mostly Ivy and Eki lmao-

Eki on his way to say hi to y/n

Ivy: nO-

Eki so badly wants to say HI to y/n- he exists for 5 seconds and Ivy is running at him at the speed of LIGHT- "WAIT I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI TO Y/N-" "KILL THE BITCH!!!"

"H e l p"

If we go with Eki sharing the same body as Ike... Eki takes control but y/n instantly calls bullshit and KNOWS its Eki and he's just "I wanted to say Hi-" "And I wanna see Ike." "Aw... you're so mean... you don't love me?" "It's a hit or miss" "🥺🥺🥺"

If the Eveland family are the literal embodiment of Panty and Stocking with Gartbelt it feels like-

Ike replaces Stocking, Ivy replaced Panty

Or Eki replaced Panty, Ivy replaces stocking

Ike AND Eki replace Panty and Ivy replaces Stocking

If you got the "KILL THE BITCH" reference, ily- if not it's a quote from that show-

Eki actively likes to shit on Miku just to piss Ike off-

"Miku sucks, why do you like her-"

"I'm about to end the entire Damm world and make it look like an accident."

"no wonder you act like that, you like Miku"

"No wonder your mom thinks your a failure, you're EKI"

Eki shoots grenade bullets but he's not ready to have them shot right back-

Ivy DOES roundhouse kick him-

Ivy DOES hold him by his collar over a ledge like i'ma drop you- oH- I almost dropped you!!

Ike: asleep

Eki: I'ma st-

Ivy: hello motherfucker-

Eki: exists

Ivy: I'm about to end this mans whole career

Ike speaking Swedish, English, and Japanese

Ivy speaking those 3 and like 2 other languages-

Eki, struggling to speak English without a whole ass swedish accent and trying to grasp English grammar while screaming in agony

Eki: I-

Ivy: I am fluent in over 6 million forms of kicking your ass

Eki: I... wanna take a nap. Everything I make.. FUCKING... S U C K S

Eki: It's bad.

Eki: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ivy: You know that feeling about when you're about to lose your job life, sweety?

Eki: uh- n-

Ivy: It's a horrible feeling, sweety.

Ivy: I love you Ikey

Eki: its Eki-

Ivy: I couldn't bare to see you leave, I couldn't! I couldn't do it!

Eki: uh- thanks I-

Ivy: So here *gives him a note*

"You're fired lol Your life subscription has expired lol"

Ike: *sobbing*

Ivy: Ike, what's wrong?

Ike: Ivy... I can't speak english very well... my Swedish accent is too strong

Ivy: what do you mean? I hear nothing wrong with your English!

Ike: I can't say... road... roller..

Ivy: what?

Ike: road roller!

Ivy: w h a t ?

Ike: ROAD ROLLER

Ivy: I can't understand you!

Ike: forget it! God!

Ivy: I ' m S o r r y -

Ike: s h u t u p

Halo: come on now! All of us are great!

Ike: says the enby with a weird color scheme for both their outfit and stream overlay

Halo: that's the last time I'm helping a swedish VTuber

Ivy: that's racist-

Ike: you freaking cracker-

Ivy: THAT'S REALLY RACIST-

Halo and Ike: arguing

Ivy: Oh no...

Shu: *opera singing voice* aaaaaaa! Hey guys! What's up?

Eki, with a grin: I FINALLY GOT AN ENGLISH UTAU!

Covered in dust again

Eki: w a t ???

(Based off of "Luka can't say road roller" where Ike replaces Luka, Ivy replaces Al, Halo replaces Sweet Ann, Shy replaces Prima, and Eki replaces Miku)

I'm having Ike, Ivy, and Eki brianrot plz help

#halo; random shit #Halo; VTubers #eki eveland #eki eviland #ike eveland #ivy eveland #luxiem #anycolor #nijisanji #nijisanji en

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centuriantalevevo · 2 years ago

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Eveland line headcanons and shit- lmao-

With Ivy, Ike, and Eki-

With some x reader vibes

Ike has already said that Ivy is built in the boing being department HOWEVER, I think Ivy is also built in the height department- I think she's like 5'6- she tall as fuck in my eyes 😭😭😭

Ivy turns her back for ONE SECOND with a knife- or any weapon in the room for that matter-

Eki:

Ivy: exists

Eki:

Ivy: throwing Eki

Eki: screaming

Ike:

You basically have to babysit Eki because he cannot be trusted alone for even 5 minutes. You have to put him in one of those kid harnesses.

You have to put him in the shopping cart while shopping so he stays put.

He gets the most random bullshit-

"Can we get this? We're gonna get this" a 10 pack of knives, bleach, and then 5 liters of mountain dew.

What's he doing? We don't know- do we WANT to know?? Prolly not-

Eki is starting on his bullshit, Ivy is automatically going for the pressure point- No HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO DO SHIT- THE MOMENT HE EXISTS, SHE'S GOING FOR THE PRESSURE POINT-

Some Alice Of Human Sacrifice type shit- "the smart older sister, the stubborn younger brother"

Of the two, Ivy might be SLIGHTLY older

When reader comes to visit Ike in Sweden I can PROMISE you Ivy is stealing them like yOink-

"Hey when y/n gets here, I'm stealing them from you" "what? No! Back off!" "NO! The 2nd season of All Of Us Are Dead is out and I want to watch it with them!"

Ike is still asleep, dead to the world and y/n wakes up before him for once- but.. Ivy is up before y/n- she usually gets up at like 3 PM because she's up until 5 AM for literally no reason-

"Oh wow you're up before me!" "Yeah, I actually went to bed at a decent time!"

She has a spair set of keys to the apartment AND Ike's car.

The two go and have breakfast somewhere, coming back a while later to Ike being awake.

"How dare you go without me..." Ivy just shrugs-

I made so many fucking memes in about 5 seconds on mostly Ivy and Eki lmao-

Eki on his way to say hi to y/n

Ivy: nO-

Eki so badly wants to say HI to y/n- he exists for 5 seconds and Ivy is running at him at the speed of LIGHT- "WAIT I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI TO Y/N-" "KILL THE BITCH!!!"

"H e l p"

If the Eveland family are the literal embodiment of Panty and Stocking with Gartbelt it feels like-

Ike replaces Stocking, Ivy replaced Panty

Or Eki replaced Panty, Ivy replaces stocking

Ike AND Eki replace Panty and Ivy replaces Stocking

If you got the "KILL THE BITCH" reference, ily- if not it's a quote from that show-

Eki actively likes to shit on Miku just to piss Ike off-

"Miku sucks, why do you like her-"

"I'm about to end the entire Damm world and make it look like an accident."

"no wonder you act like that, you like Miku"

"No wonder your mom thinks your a failure, you're EKI"

Eki shoots grenade bullets but he's not ready to have them shot right back-

Ivy DOES roundhouse kick him-

Ivy DOES hold him by his collar over a ledge like i'ma drop you- oH- I almost dropped you!!

Ike: asleep

Eki: I'ma st-

Ivy: hello motherfucker-

Eki: exists

Ivy: I'm about to end this mans whole career

Ike speaking Swedish, English, and Japanese

Ivy speaking those 3 and like 2 other languages-

Eki, struggling to speak English without a whole ass swedish accent and trying to grasp English grammar while screaming in agony

Eki: I-

Ivy: I am fluent in over 6 million forms of kicking your ass

Eki: I... wanna take a nap. Everything I make.. FUCKING... S U C K S

Eki: It's bad.

Eki: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ivy: You know that feeling about when you're about to lose your job life, sweety?

Eki: uh- n-

Ivy: It's a horrible feeling, sweety.

Ivy: I love you Ikey

Eki: its Eki-

Ivy: I couldn't bare to see you leave, I couldn't! I couldn't do it!

Eki: uh- thanks I-

Ivy: So here *gives him a note*

"You're fired lol Your life subscription has expired lol"

Ike: *sobbing*

Ivy: Ike, what's wrong?

Ike: Ivy... I can't speak english very well... my Swedish accent is too strong

Ivy: what do you mean? I hear nothing wrong with your English!

Ike: I can't say... road... roller..

Ivy: what?

Ike: road roller!

Ivy: w h a t ?

Ike: ROAD ROLLER

Ivy: I can't understand you!

Ike: forget it! God!

Ivy: I ' m S o r r y -

Ike: s h u t u p

Halo: come on now! All of us are great!

Ike: says the enby with a weird color scheme for both their outfit and stream overlay

Halo: that's the last time I'm helping a swedish VTuber

Ivy: that's racist-

Ike: you freaking cracker-

Ivy: THAT'S REALLY RACIST-

Halo and Ike: arguing

Ivy: Oh no...

Shu: *opera singing voice* aaaaaaa! Hey guys! What's up?

Eki, with a grin: I FINALLY GOT AN ENGLISH UTAU!

Covered in dust again

Eki: w a t ???

(Based off of "Luka can't say road roller" where Ike replaces Luka, Ivy replaces Al, Halo replaces Sweet Ann, Shy replaces Prima, and Eki replaces Miku)

I'm having Ike, Ivy, and Eki brianrot plz help

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