#ive only seen the first 20 mins of the shining

[giftedpoison]

Who was gonna tell me that the "Wendy, darling, light of my life, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in."

Was in fact a The Shining reference and not an edgy Peter Pan remix sentence

[nikrangdan]

photographer!ni-ki

pairing: photographystudent!ni-ki x gender neutral reader

genre: fluff, comedy

description: every time you went to the park you noticed a mysterious boy who would take pictures of the scenery on his cute little camera. you liked to see what he’d take pictures of from afar but one day you noticed his camera pointing straight at.. you

for ni-ki’s bday!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE <33 sorry i posted a day late but i hope u all enjoy!

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“y/n!”

you groan before getting out of your bed at 10am

it was a saturday why was your mom yelling at u ..

you walked into the kitchen all sluggishly and rubbed your eyes

“you need to start taking suki on walks to the park. you need the exercise too.” your mom doesn’t even spare u a glance before walking out the door to run some errands

right

u forgot u were taking care of ur cousins dog while he was out of town... her name was suki

shes a little shiba inu AND SHES THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!!

WELP

u dont even have a choice anymore

u got somewhat ready before heading out with suki in your arms

shes so soft and fluffy

though u dont like to admit it, u kinda agreed with ur mom about u needing to exercise and get out the house

you’ve been cooped up in your room for days with no social or nature interaction

so

the park was about a 10 minute drive from ur house

and it was actually a really pretty park...

there was a lake and really pretty flowers everywhere and alot of gazebos and benches

and a nice open field of greenery

it basically looked like a park out of a movie

so you weren’t suprised that there was a decent amount of people there

but not too much thankfully.. or else you would’ve driven to another park with less people

you got out the car with suki and put her on the leash

let the walking begin!!!!

it was a really nice day out... the sun was shining but it wasnt too hot or cold

you led her onto the sidewalk and she began sniffing at the grass around her

whenever a few people would pass they would coo at how adorable she was

it wasnt until 5 minutes later that ur eyes locked onto a figure infront of the lake

you were just walking with suki in silence.. admiring the scenery

until u caught sight of a boy

u could only see his back but u noticed the camera over his shoulder

he was standing in one of those photographer poses where like one leg is bent and kind of out while his back is hunched to get that perfect angle of a shot

he was infront of the sidewalk railings where the lake begins and he was taking photos of the scenery across from it

it was a beautiful sight honestly

there was another sidewalk but behind it was colorful trees and blossoming flowers and bushes

u understood why he’d take pictures of it

you didnt see his face but u kind of acknowledged the boy before walking past him with suki

basically thinking he was just another passerby that you noticed making a single appearance in your life and never expecting to see him again

OH BOY U WERE WRONG

the next time you see him is 3 days later at the same park

you were walking suki again but this time at 7pm after dinner

the sun was almost done setting so the sky was getting darker but there was still a hint of the orange circle peeking from below

this time you walked further down the sidewalk path towards the scattered gazebos

and you noticed the same boy again

this time he was sat in one of the gazebos with his tiny camera in his hands

his back was hunched over again and he was looking closely at the pictures he had taken

‘oh its him again’ u thought

and that was it

LOL

u just acknowledged him in ur head AGAIN before u thought nothing of it and continued ur walk with suki

so the NEXT time u saw him was another 2 days later at 7pm again

you wanted to take suki on a quick walk

but you got tired after like 10 minutes so you sat down on a blanket u brought

suki was just laying next to u while u were on ur phone

it wasnt fully dark out yet and there was still a few people in the park

the fairy lights that were placed around were lit up already

it was super pretty and the weather was nice

after staring at ur phone for a few mins u looked up just to look around

and u saw Him again

wow

why do u keep seeing him !?!?!

his back was faced towards u like always

and he was like 40 feet away from u so he looked so tiny

but u could tell it was him because of his blond hair and black coat he always wore

you kind of zoned out and unfortunately ur eyes were trained on his back without u even noticing

and he

turned

around

for the first time EVER!!!!

its like he sensed someone staring at him

but yes he turned around with his camera in his hand

the first thing u noticed was that he got a new camera

it was a larger black one

definitely more expensive

Awe good for him!!!!!

and then u glanced up to see his face

and u made EYE CONTACT

u looked away so fast

because

He was SO CUTE.............

u awkwardly started looking to your left and tried turning ur face away from him

‘oh look at those beautiful um... birds.. yeah’

hopefully he didnt notice

*nervously sweats*

u didnt dare look back in that direction so u spent the rest of your evening in the park on ur phone or playing with suki

eventually it reached 8pm so u packed up ur stuff and went home

U were still kind of thinking about that boy....

so u were like

i need to go back

and u did Lol

u went back the next day at 6pm this time with suki

it was lighter out and the sky was beautiful

perfect for a certain boy to be taking photos

*evil laugh*

u were walking for like 15 minutes and u didnt see him anywhere :((((

the one time u go there for HIM

u settled down under a tree

suki immediately went on the blanket when u sat down too

you played tug of war with her and fed her some treats while playing

playing with her for 10 minutes straight definitely tired u out so u laid down and just stared at the sky

it was a faded blue turning into orange and pink

U were kinda bored so u sat up and started petting suki

you would occasionally glance up at the strangers walking past u

and

let me tell u what Happened..

u looked up at another lady walking her dog and went like

‘aweee that dog is so cute’ in ur head

and u took ur eyes off the dog and glanced to ur right

idk bc u felt like it

AND GUESS WHAT U SEE???!??????

THE BOY

LIKE 20 FEET AWAY

STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD

AND HE HAD HIS CAMERA UP TO HIS FACE

and it WAS POINTED AT U ??!?!

as soon as u looked in his direction he jumped and put his hands down

he like

Blushed????? and awkwardly smiled u know rubbing the neck and all that

he was embarrassed

ur cheeks were turning so red

BUT HE WAS SO ADORABLE

was kind of weird.... stalkerish but um

he cleared that up BECAUSE

He started walking over to u

he was wearing black jeans that were ripped on the knees with black high top converse

and a gray sweater with a black coat over it

HE JUST LOOKED CUTE OK

ur were like OMg []£{€]%[#{%€]£{

n he just Plop

he stood right infront of u basically towering bc u were sitting under the tree

suki noticed the boy and tilted her head like hmmmm???

u had the SMALLEST smile on ur face bc u wanted to seem friendly but not TOO friendly

he had his camera strap over his arm while he held it and his other hand was rubbing the name of his neck

“uh... sorry about that.. i didn’t mean to seem weird or anything!” he waved his hands infront of him to deny it

u just sat there while he talked like ❤️_❤️

“im uh taking photos for my class and i thought u looked nice so i took some pictures.. im really sorry i should’ve asked first now i seem weird or something im really-,”

u cut him off so he didnt ramble any longer

“no its okay! i get it” you gave him a warm smile and pet suki while she drifted to your side and kept her eyes on him

u both just stared at eachother for a few seconds before you spoke

“um.. would you like to sit?” you scooted over and made room for him in the blanket

WOW U WERE FEELING BOLD TODAY...

“uh sure” he set his camera down and sat beside u

“this is suki.. shes my cousins dog” u said when she climbed into his lap and started sniffing him

he grinned and pet her before looking up at you

“im ni-ki by the way” his cheeks turned a bit pink which u thought was cute

“y/n” you smiled

“suki seems to like you” u laughed

“so how long have you been working on this project or whatever?”

“oh um i started last week... i just have to make a portfolio of photos i take and turn it in” he said while keeping his eyes trained on suki

u noticed he didnt make eye contact with u often but u knew it was probably because he was nervous because u do that too

“can i see the pictures...?” u hesitantly ask him

his eyes light up when u say that

“yeah!”

AWE HES SO EXCITED

he picks up his camera next to him and clicks a few buttons

“oh by the way... ive noticed u at the park before! you’re always with the camera” you laugh

“ah yeah, this park is where most of my project photos are taken.”

he leans over and shows you the pictures on the device

“woah” you let out a gasp

he showed u the picture he took of you first

How does a picture look better than real life...

you’ve never really been into photography but now that you’ve seen his work u might just have to start getting into it

“this isnt even done yet, i still have to edit it so it’ll look even more perfect” he shyly says

“this is amazing what the heck” your jaw is Dropped

“thanks”

“i need to see the final result” u said because it was such a nice picture

“um.. if you give me your number i can show you it” he sent you a cheeky grin

SMOOTH.....

he was so AGGGHGGHG ur kind of obsessed

you two exchange numbers and talk about random things for a whole hour until he says he has to go

“it was really nice meeting you.. i had fun” he tells you as he starts standing up

suki is sleeping so he tries not to wake her up

“i had fun too” you smile

“would you like me to walk you to your car?”

A GENTLEMAN !!?!?!?!

“oh yeah, thanks”

you two spend another 2 minutes together as you walk side by side with suki in your arms and he held your blanket and bag for you

you reached your car and thanked him

“ill see you soon, dont forget to text me! and good luck on the project, i know you’ll do great”

“thank you..”

ni-ki’s cheeks turn pink once more before he turns around and starts walking away with a smile on his face

he is just the cutest thing ever

you definitely need to see him again

[markie-baby]

L.I.B (MT Fanfic) Part II

Title: L.I.B

By: AntiVisual

Rating: (M) for Angst and Smut (in later chapters)

Dedicated to my fellow chocolate 아가새 (ahgasae) and whoever else is interested  (your attendance is greatly appreciated ❤)

Summary: You, Sara Park (age 20), have been a trainee at Pledis along with your best friend Mina Kim (age 22), for nine years since you were eleven, until you suddenly get cut out of the trainee program. Feeling defeated and discouraged, you decide to make plans to move back to America…that is, until you get a mysterious email from a manager that claims to work for JYP Entertainment. Nothing could have prepared you for the roller coaster of events that would ensue as you try to find balance between the hectic life of being an idol and finding yourself falling in love with one.

Disclaimer: Long conversations between two or more characters that are speaking in Korean will be italicized. If it’s not italicized, assume that it is in English.

Part I Part II Part III Part IV

~

Previously:

“I think I just got a spam email from someone claiming to be apart of JYPE.” You replied. “Should I even entertain it?”

“What?” Mina scooted closer to you. “Read it, Read it, Read it!”

“Don’t get too excited. It’s probably…” Your eyes widened as your eyes ventured deeper into the email:

“Hello Park Sara and Kim Min Ah,

JYP Entertainment has been formulating to take in a selected few of talented ex-trainees from other companies in hopes to start new project. Therefore we’ve been in contact with various entertainment companies, including Pledis. However, we have gotten some information about you both from Pledis. We have also viewed a variety of your dance practice videos and your entry video, and we must say, we are very impressed, and highly consider you for this project. We would appreciate it if we could meet you both in person to discuss working with you further. We look forward to working with you. Please refer to the phone number below.

Sincerely,

JYP Entertainment”

II.

November

“Can you believe this is actually friggin’ happening?!” Mina screamed as she made some final makeup adjustments in her car.

 You stayed silent as you peered out the window of Mina's car in awe of the JYPE building. It was bigger than you imagine. Either that, or your nerves were getting to you and you were starting to hallucinate. You never you would ever see the JYPE building in person, being that your audition for the trainee program all those years ago was such a failure. Nonetheless, years later you were a mere few feet away from it, with sweaty palms and a rapid heart rate.

"Sara," Mina cupped your cheek with her hand. "Why do you look like you're about to pass out?"

"Because I am. I am literally going to pass out and throw up in that order." You folded down the mirror and blotted some of the sweat away with a tissue.

"We are literary this close to debuting, and on top of that, it's with JYP. If this interview goes wrong-"

"Then at least we looked super chic doing it." Mina winked at you. "Now if your done giving yourself gray hairs, I would really like to go to this interview."

You simply sighed and nodded as you both got out the car and walked to the front doors. Immediately, everyone within your viewing distance was staring at the both of you as you walked towards the front desk.

“Hello.” You both bowed to the woman at the front desk.

“Hello,” She looked up from her desk and nearly jumped out of her seat. “May I ask what your business is here...ladies?”

“We have an interview with Ms. Na Yuna.” Mina spoke.

The lady looked at us both up and down and then typed away at her computer monitor.

“Ahh,” she squinted and then looked at us in surprise. “You are Kim Min Ah and Park Sara?”

“Yes.” You spoke.

“I’ll let Ms. Na know you’re both here. In the meantime, please take a seat.” She smiled and motioned us to the seating area.

“Thank you.” You both bowed again and sat down.

You both sat down and saw that you were getting a lot of attention.

“Did we not dress right for the occasion?” You asked Mina.

Mina observed your outfit and then hers. “No. I think we did a good job showing our styles, but also keeping it professional.”

You stayed quiet and looked down at your feet.

“One of your eyebrows is crooked, though.” Mina squinted at you.

“Really?!” You gasped and frantically rummaged through your purse for your compact.

“I was just teasing. You know your makeup is always A plus,” Mina giggled and patted your shoulder. “What happened to my super calm and chill Sara?”

“Well someone has to be nervous. You are way too calm.” You replied.

Mina’s face went serious. “Honestly,” she whispered. “I’ve been holding back my own puke for the past hour. The only thing that’s helping me keep myself together is this tight-ass dress riding up my-”

“Park Sara and Kim Min Ah?” A woman’s voice interjected.

You both turned around and saw a tall, pale, and beautifully young Korean woman with a handful of beauty marks n her face in a pantsuit.

“Hello.” You and Mina got up and bowed to her.

“I’m Na Yuna.” She smiled and shook our hands. “Are you guys ready?”

“As ready as we’ll ever be.” Mina nervously smiled.

Ms. Na giggled. “Well, then. Follow me.”

 ~

“How are you two this afternoon?” Mina smiled as you and Mina sat down in her neat office.

“We are both very nervous...” You were at a loss for words.

“That’s okay,” Ms. Na pulled out some papers from her desk drawers. “But you shouldn’t feel nervous. Mr. Park is actually very excited to start this project, and even more so to work with you in bringing more diversity to K-pop. He believes you both are very talented. Two of the best files we’ve seen so far.”

“That’s great.” Mina responded.

“Mr. Park couldn’t make it to this meeting but, I’ll contact him on how the meeting went, and you’ll get to meet him later on. More than likely with the way things are going; I will become your manager. I see you guys have a very chic sense of style...I really like that.”

“Thank you.” You and Mina lightly bowed your heads.

“And you both are even more gorgeous than your photos! You defiantly have the look we are going for!” Ms. Na smiled brightly.

Finally...You thought.

“However, there are a couple of changes Mr. Park wants to make and I want to go over them with you.”

“Changes?” You asked.

“Mr. Park would like you to be a three member group instead of a duo. If you are going to be performing in large venues, he wants at least one more member added. We have a talented trainee on file JYP has already met that is already part of the project. Will that be a problem?”

“No, ma’am.” Mina spoke.

“We are really grateful for this opportunity and we really just want to be a part of it.” You followed.

“Great! Lastly, usually projects only gone on for a year and the members are released from the project and the agency. However, Mr. Park has expressed that he’ll consider making you a permanent member of the JYP family if you make good promotions. So, work hard.”

“Yes ma’am!” You both smiled brightly.

“Fantastic! We plan to debut you after we bring in the New Year; preferably after GOT7′s Japan Tour. From now until then, we will work on creating your debut mini album, which will contain four songs: two of which we will compose for you and the other two you will do so on your own. You will have a choreographer assigned to you to help you come up with choreography for your songs. We will be figuring out your concept, wardrobe, and album cover; all you have to worry about is what you’re going to call yourselves who will be the leader, visual, lead dancer, lead vocal, etc. I will be your only manager, you will have three stylists, one for each of you. Your dorms will be located on the uppermost floors of the JYPE Building, and as for your old apartment, your rent for the next year will be paid for once you debut. You will move in in December. If you don’t have any further questions-”

“When will we meet Mr. Park and our third member?” Mina asked.

“You will meet Mr. Park in December when you move in and when you have some of the choreography down for your first song and you’ll meet your third member, Coco Lee on your third member on your own time. I will message you her contact information. Thank you for coming, ladies.” Ms. Na rose form her desk. “Welcome to JYPE.”

~

Back At Your Apartment

You and Mina called your parents to share the news and decided to face time your alleged third member, Coco Lee. From what Ms. Na had already told you, Coco was Chinese and Black, spoke three languages, and  would be the youngest member of your group; being 18 years old.

“Hello, Coco!” You and Mina yelled excitedly yelled at Mina’s phone screen.

“Hello, sister members!" Your youngest member bowed her head and flashed her smile across the screen. “We finally meet!”

“Are you excited to debut?” Mina smiled.

“I am both excited and nervous.” Coco sighed. “Especially since we’ll be in the same agency as my bias.”

“Oh,” Mina giggled. “Who is your bias?”

“Kim Yugyeom from Got7.” She started blushing.

“Oh my god,” Mina gasped. “We like them, too! They are soooo handsome! Sara’s bias is Ma-”

“Aish!” You nudged Mina. “If we are going to be in JYP, we have to play it cool with other artists under the label. This includes Got7. You know you already know we are going to have a dating ban..”

“So...” Mina stroked your leg suspiciously. “If the sexy visual of Got7, Mark Tuan, was to stroke you like this and bat his beautiful brown eyes at you, you wouldn’t jump on that face?”

“Oh, you like the visual?” Coco teased through the phone. “Mark is not even my bias and I would definitely pop a squat on that-”

“Hey, hey, hey,” You giggled. “Let’s be a little more appropriate, members.”

“Guess who's debut teaser is out?" Mina asked you sarcastically.

"Don't tell me," You groaned. "Our super talented, shining star, sweetheart of South Korea: Ah Ra Park?"

“What was that?” Coco asked.

“Nothing Coco,” Mina said. “We’ll talk to you later!”

“Okay! Bye!” Coco ended the call.

Mina turned on her back and shared her phone screen. The teaser opened on a pink candy shop filled to the brim with all kinds of candy imaginable. Each member walks through the door individually in poofy dresses overly decorated with tiny cakes and pieces of candy that decorate their hair, wedges, and dress, while their stage name is displayed on the screen in Candyland font. All members assemble in a pyramid formation all while one of their super sweet, ear piercing songs play in the background. They then do ten seconds of their super sweet choreography, which you have seen every "cute concept" girl group do, and then they pose cutely, and their name, "Candi" displays on the screen with their debut date being January 1st.

Mina lowered her phone and turned to you. "What did you think of that?"

You sighed. "Super cliche. We seen all girl groups do this super cute, sugary, overdose shit before. The only problem is that they aren't doing the concept justice. And Ara's voice was SUPERBLY auto tuned....need I go on?"

You sighed. "It also looks like 'Candi' is debuting around the same time as us. Do you honestly think they're gonna be competition?”

“I’m not sure.” Mina sighed.

You stared at the ceiling. “I just want us to have a good concept and great choreography like BTS, and be great at performing live like Mamamoo. I want us to be K-pop princesses.”

Mina laughed. “Well, if you’re gonna set our standards high, then let’s aim to be queens.”

You smiled at your best friend and then looked at her again. “Wait, say that again?”

“We should be queens?” Mina looked at you confused.

“Queen...huh.”

~

December

“Last box!” Coco smiled at you as she brought a box out and closed your and MIna’s apartment.

“Awesome.” Mina smiled from her car. “Let’s go, KWEEN!”

It has been a full month since you and Mina had the meeting with Ms. Na and since then, your group, KWEEN, has already perfected the choreography for 'Get Lost' and 'In the Stars', the two songs JYPE produced for your group on the mini-album. Now you only had a month left of preparation, with still needing to produce two more songs, the choreography for those songs, and photo and video shoots for your debut. But for now, all you have to worry about is moving in.

“Do you have those last two boxes?” Mina asked you with concern as you all got out the car.

“Yeah,” You lied struggled with the boxes. “I got it. You guys go ahead. I’ll meet you in the dorm.”

“Okay.” You heard their footsteps grow silent.

You stumbled through the back entrance and kicked open the door. You knew the dorm was at the other side of the building, so you were going to have to walk through the meeting hall you were currently on until you got to the elevator at the end of it. The only problem: the two heavy boxes you were carrying was completely blocking your vision.

“Shit,” You said under your breath as walked further down the hallway. “This was a bad idea.”

You halfway down the hallway when you heard a door open and close.

“Hello, watch out.” You tried warning whoever was in front of you. “I can’t see-”

Next thing you knew, you collided with someone with such a powerful force that it sent you and your boxes flying and landing with a loud thud and clatter.

“Aish...” You rubbed your head. “Such an idiot-”

“Are you okay?” You heard a male voice asked you.

You opened your eyes and looked up to gaze upon a set of familiar eyes. Mark Tuan’s eyes.

“Shit.” You realized what you just said you jumped up on your feet and bowed. “I am so sorry Mr. Tuan.”

“It’s okay,” He rubbed the back of his head and got up. “I wasn’t paying attention.”

You stared at him for a bit and realized your shit was still all over the floor.

“I-I-I’m so sorry.” You stuttered as you rushed to throw your things back in the boxes.

“It's okay... It was my fault.” He bent down and placed your stuff gently in the boxes for you. "Are you new here? I don’t think I’ve seen you before."

“Uh,” You avoid eye contact with him. “Yeah I’m new.”

“Oh, that’s good.” He picked up your box and smiled. “Welcome to JYP.”

You looked at his signature smile and a shiver went down your smile when you looked at his lips.

“W-Well thank you for helping me, Mr. Tuan.” You bowed for the thousandth time. “I guess I’ll see you-”

“Let me help you take these to where you’re going.” He said. “It’s the least I can do for troubling you.”

“N-No you can’t-”

“I will.” He interrupted.

You sighed in defeat. “Okay, thank you.”

You both made your way down the silent hallway to the elevator. When you both got into the elevator, you pressed the top floor button and tried to distance yourself from Tuan. For a few minutes it was quiet. People occasionally joined you both on the elevator, but for the most part, it just you two alone in the tight space. Don't look. Don't look...You kept telling yourself. But eventually, you found yourself slowly moving your gaze to the side, admiring Tuan's side profile. His eyes were prettier in real life than you were used to seeing and more brown. The thing that you probably liked the most was his nose; you've never really seen a nose that that, strangely enough, something about his seemed to fit his face just right. You really starting to like his bright ketchup hair, it was so cute, and even now that it's a few shades darker, it was still cute. But, sexy. Lastly, you admired his lips; something you probably shouldn’t have done. They were rosey pink and heart-shaped and they puckered up and out. Your heart started to beat a little faster when you thought about how they wold feel against yours.

"Um," he tilted his head towards you. "What's your name?"

"Sara..." You quickly looked down at your feet.

"Oh, I'm Mark." He smirked.

"Yeah from Got7?" You asked as if you didn't know.

"Yeah." He smiled.

"I like your music." You spat out.

You know you love that shit you idiot. You thought to yourself.

"Oh, thank you." He looked away. "That means a lot."

"No problem." You said back.

"You must be doing something really important if you're going all the way to the penthouse." Mark said.

"Ummmm," You hesitated. "I don't think i can tell anyone yet-"

"It's okay." He smiled. "I won't force you."

Why do you have to be so cute you jackass? You thought.

"I heard there's a new girl group debuting, though." You said.

What the hell??? Why did I just-

"Oh, really?" He turned to you with raised brows. "That should be cool."

"Really cool." You followed.

"Where are you from, by the way?"

"America." You said in English.

Mark made the most wonder struck face. "Really?" He replied in English.

You couldn't help but to giggle at his adorkable face. "Yeah."

“It’ll be nice knowing someone else...” He said quietly.

You blushed as you both reached the top floor. You both got out the elevator and stopped in front of the penthouse door.

“Well, thank you Mr. Tuan.” You bowed again. “I really appreciate-”

“You don’t have to be so formal with me...” He gently dropped your stuff in front of the door. “You can just call me Mark. I’m pretty sure- hopefully we’ll see each other often.”

“Hopefully.” You sighed.

“See you later, Sara.” He smiled and turned down the hallway.

“Bye...” You sighed deeply. “...Mark.”

 ~To Be Continued

[yougoatthis]

got assalted last night

so we went to the bar last night eh...u might have seen a couple of my snaps... i was pretty lit took a couple muscle relaxants couple advil and half an anti anxiety pill with bunch of drinks. i was feeling pretty loose... pretty on fleek..found some Minnie mouse ears some jumbo glasses in the snow was wearing them having the trillest time in the bar. Couple girls sitting down and one dude i was chatting up and the dude across the table was taking my pic with his friend haah bla bla bla.... anyways these girls at same table ask if i have a lighter..i currently did not for some reason and was like "no sorry i dont"... then they asked if i could get them one...and well i was kinda like damn these chicks hella lazy but im not doing anything so yea ill be a bro.... i go out to smoke balcony ask around..one guy says he has one but its his last so he would want it back... i said no problem i think these girls only need it for a bit...i didnt have any change so i gave him a 5 dollar bill as a deposit and said ill come back in 15 or 20 min. he was chill with that...i go back to the girls and one guy, hand them the lighter and say "here u go but just to let u know i need to give it back to this guy i gave a 5 dollar deposit ahah"... they said okay yea no problem.. i also let them know that the smoke pit was closing in 15 minutes to which they replied "yea no thanks come back in 15 and well give it back".....so 20 minutes goes by i come back.... the three of them havent seen to have moved at all... i say hey look balcony is closed now can i have the lighter back or u guys going to use it outside.... the girls said we gave it to our friend and pointed to guy behind me walking to to the table so i turn around and ask the guy "hey bro u got that lighter your friends here gave to you" he said "nah i never got a lighter i think its that guy who has it" points to another guy on my left walking up to the table.... i ask him same thing but also adding that i just gotta give it back to guy i borrowed from.....meanwhile im still standing at the table so the girls can hear all this and but are ignoring and talking to that one guy whos been sitting down the whole time...the last bro though says listen buddy the girls are fucking with you they have the lighter.... so now im looking at the girls and the guy sitting down and these two other guys who have also sat down and im standing... i say "hey listen i dont usually care that much its just a lighter but i went and got it for you and gave a guy 5 bucks who's expecting it back and i know one of you has it so can i have it back please and ill help u get a light later in the night when u actually plan on having a smoke"...one bitch faced dumb cunt looks at me and says "you are not getting your lighter back so just fuck off" at this point i am flabbergasted that 5 people who seemed chill are just letting this happen like its completely normal...so i walk off stunned not sure what to do..... i then sober up enough to realize what they did is not okay and this shit will not stand. i was however not by any means sober at this point... as i am walking i see salt and pepper shakers but u know like in corona bottles. i take the salt one pop off the lid walk back and to table pour a big fat line on their table that was empy and say "Heres seven years of bad luck motherfuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" i start briskly walking away but i didn't get more then a step before first bro that been there the whole time splashes his drink all over me from across the table throws his glass at me which smashes at impact with my cranium.. i am but a dazed, smelling like rum and coke soaking wet still walking off... i quickly realized i am severally outnumber 5 to 1 but like 3 to 1 cause girls dont count .... an idea pops into my head.... if im going to get the shit kicked out of me i need one of two things.. some back up... or my buddy to snapchat it/ upload to worldstar... i spot my friend from across the bar.. he is 6'5 and a real bro... i make my way to him tell him i might be in some trouble. we look over to other side across the whole bar at the table and i see this blue shirt roided out glass thowing motherfucker making his way through the swarm of people his eyes locked on my minnie mouse ears...i am ready, more than ready i am stoked.. i know how lit i am right now that this is going to be good i can take this fucker shits going down.... im thirsty for some blood... revenge flowing through my veins in the sea... a trickle of blood on my head from the glass ......who does that... douchbag of the year thats who.....he makes it right up in my face.. im waiting for him to strike first he gives me shove.. i step back one.. feeling the energy flow through me i am charged ready to go full force fists are clenched here we fucking go BUT WAIT!!!!!!! he pulls out a quick attack!!. its a trap card! in my brief moment of hesitation he has time to pull the salt bottle from behind his back and sprays it in face like a squirter getting double penatrated and finally cums ...its everywhere mate im fucking blind there is salt in my eyes i cant see shit it burns... one eye seems to be functioning enough to watch this coward ass bitch run back to his table....looks like i dunked my whole head in salt.. a little bit got on this bro behind me to and he is chapped... i tell him its that blue shirt fuck across the table.. hes fucking livid.. im blind in one eye but raging like a bull... the march is on. we start making our way back across the bar...all bets are off anything goes,. someone is going down hard tonight.... and hes wearing a blue shirt. 20 feet away now...15...10...fuckkkkkk bouncer is right between us talking to the girls while the blue shirt is sitting down back at his seat like nothing happened.. bouncer looks at me..hes got questions... im at 100 right now.... things need to change.. i open my mouth pull my tongue out and look at it.... yes its fucking silver. its my time to shine. time to bullshit like ive never bullshitted before. i bring myself down to 1... he says "these girls are saying u poured salt on all over them bud its time to fucking leave" i say " listen man thats not what happened, but i have no problem grabbing my jacket and leaving i dont want any trouble or confrontation but that guy behind you just came across the bar and poured salt in my face for no reason" thesed girls are now bitching in his ear he shushes them then tells them to go sit down back with blue fuck. bouncer says "did u pour salt all over them first though".... i say "buddy does it look like i poured salt on them.." he turns his head around to no joke like 10 feet behind us the three of them sitting at their table talking to each other pretending like nothing happened and they had won. they all looks fine. actually they look good... finely groomed... blue fuck is probably soaked between the legs with shit running down to his ankles but u cant see that the table is in the way... he looks back at me, my eye is watering face is fucking red shirt soaked salt all over me in my face hair ears on my shirt.. like fucking everywhere he says okay.. he believes every word im saying.. i can see it in his eye..he feels bad for me..he wants justice.. he asks me which guy i said that guy right behind u...in the blue..... he starts walking to go around the table.. meanwhile i step forward to across the table... stick out my hand and say loud enough that they can all hear including the bouncer who is now but a couple steps away walking around backside of this big table..... i say hey bud no hard feelings.. lets just be cool as my hand is extended waiting for a shake i fucking know will never come... and as i say it i wink right in his eyes and put a huge smirky grin on my face...... i see flames bursting out of his ears.. ive tipped the scale... he is about to explode foaming at the mouth. To little to late bud the bouncer puts his hand on his shoulder. blue fuck snaps throws his hand out of the way and stands up.... i retract my hand take two steps back and bring out the popcorn.... bouncer doesnt fuck around. Grabs him by the legs lifts him up and body slams down hard... im grabbing my ipod trying to snapchat its not woprkign its not working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just enjoy the moment.. bouncer fucking elbows this kids face so hard into the floor headlocks and starts dragging him out... i raise my hands start the slow clap. it feels so fucking good.. one girl is crying other is screaming. im practically laughing right back in there stupid cunt faces. One of his buddies thought hed step up to plate takes a swing at another bouncer.. bouncer hits back guy hits back again damn this sit looks even...bouncer charges fucking tackles him throws him across the table. he rolls onto chairs gets up 4 more come in and fucking sedue the guy smashed his head into the wall dragging him out by is feet... i am in tears laughing my crew is behind me now watching the whole thing. ... i turn to the bitches and say..... "thats what u get for bic'in me...guess your bad luck has already started"... one chick kicks me in the shins and they both go running off....... and that is some of the best 5 bucks ive every spent... like i said... i got asSALTed