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Love a good glitch!

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Fallout 76

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When I saw this part of the Fallout 76 opening cutscene all I could think of was

HOW YOUR BACKYARD BARBECUE GO, THE SMITHS? PRETTY GOOD IT DOESN’T SEEM.

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How is you day?

It’s going pretty good thank you. How about yours?

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This is pretty much my favorite gif now.

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Woah!

Для моей русскоговорящей аудитории (если таковые есть). Хочу обратить ваше внимание на замечательный фанфик “Тысяча и один день”, к которому и рисовались данные арты. Заглядывайте на огонек 😉

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Weird and bizarre international posters for The Predator (2018)

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there, that’s prettier

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

GO KILL A MAN

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A deadly competition.

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Signed! I would love to see these predators like originally intended!😏😭

Please sign and spread the petition for the Emissary Predator cut.

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Love a man in uniform...

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This would be an interesting battle to watch.

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Lol I bought a simple stylus so that I can rough sketch on my phone and just

Uh…happy Valentine’s I guess

He’d like to…pre-date you, I guess

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Yautja’s Reaction to His S/O Being Horny on Their Period

Anonymous: What would a Yautja do if their human mate has a really heavy flow on their period, and so they don’t want to have sex but are really horny when on their period?

● He’d be confused. Would it hurt to have sex when you’re bleeding? It wouldn’t? It’d actually help you? Then why weren’t you in bed yet!? You’d already explained menstruation to your inquisitive mate, yet perhaps he was missing something. Why else would you refuse intimacy?

● What? You think a little blood would bother him? This is a creature that spent most of his youth bathed in the blood of his victims. If anything, your blood would act as evidence of your fertility–and reminding a Yautja male that his female is fertile? Instant boner. Sly by nature, your mate would easily persuade you to start with cuddling, which would turn to kissing…then to groping…then to fingering…and finally to sex. 

● He’d seduce you. Having a strong sense of smell, he’s learned what arouses you. Seeing him polishing those deadly weapons of his? How about petting your hair? Yautja males are, after all, genetically hardwired to seduce their tough females.

● He’d be your personal vibrator. Have I mentioned that yautja purr? Yes? Well, anyone who’s pet a cat mid-purr knows that purring = vibrations. Vibrations…lead to fun times when they’re coming from your big male.

WARNING: Possibly gross to some readers…

● He’d clean you up afterward. Partially with his tongue if you’ll let him. While yautja usually cook their meat, he can’t deny the tastiness of your blood. (I know, gross…but he doesn’t see it that way.) Afterwards, he’d carry you to the massive walk-in bath for a healing soak.

● He’d look forward to period sex. All that blood is…primal. After all, traditional yautja mating usually involves blood. Blood without harming you? Sei-i (yes).

Note: During typical mating, both partners are fighting for dominance. Thus making bites and scratches inevitable. In fact, many males like to flaunt their ‘battle scars’ to other males (without revealing the female’s identity, as doing so is not only greatly dishonorable, but likely to result in death via an irate female).

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Now I’m extremely happy 👏🏻👏🏻

Anyway, since I posted that gif and now I can’t stop fucking thinking about it, have a video of the hunting party from the end of the Predator 2 having a dance party. I can barely handle this. 

Favorite Things About This: 

Somehow knowing that most of those dudes in costume are from the Lakers kills me 

Danny Glover is really into this

Some of the yautja can really dance, but also there are a few in there that look like they can’t even decipher how to move their own hips, and I appreciate that. 

Look at these fucking dorks.

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I want someone to look at me the way this dude looks at the City Hunter. [Although to be fair, he’s a gorgeous Hunter. Who wouldn’t?]

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The Brothers