#ive cracked i think

[crink]

A brand-new angle, highly commendable!

[maskofnova]

The other homestuck post I had in me, its the year of the cringe weirdo couple, my beloveds.

[onejellyfishplease]

Lets just say that i had a vision...

Behold! The teenage mutant ninja tur-taurs.

Turtle-Centuars!!

I was laughing the entire time i was drawing these guys.

And here's them all together! And a bonus April <3

[rassicas]

i have one video i've been wanting to make about a certain splatoon lore topic so badly for some years now and i wanna do it soon. but every time i think about it i can feel myself going insane. there's so much i need to say. how do i structure this in a way that makes sense. does it even make sense at all. to me? god help me

[mochasucculent]

SURPRISE it's a triptych

Part 1 here

Part 2 here

[s0fter-sin]

i need ghoap frantically making out against a door finally taking the leap on their feelings. need ghost grinding against soap, expecting to find him just as hard as him, only to feel nothing

and in all his wisdom and experience, he concludes soap was tortured and never told him

he’s trying to think of a delicate way to say he understands, that he’s been through it and it doesn’t change anything about how he feels (and who the fuck touched him so he can hunt them down and rend them limb from limb)

meanwhile trans!soap’s just trying to find the best angle to grind his cunt on ghost’s thigh

just it never even entering ghost’s head bc he’s never known a trans person but he has met plenty of people who’ve been tortured - himself included - so of course that’s his logical leap

soap takes off his shirt and he sees his top surgery scars and ghost asks if he wants him to kill the one who did it and soap just hums like, “actually, man did pretty good, they healed real well,” and ghost’s just teary-eyes with awe at how well he’s coping, “looking on the bright side, that’s my johnny.”

imagine he thinks johnny was fully castrated but sees he’s determined to still have a sex life with him so he buys packers and straps to help him bc hell yeah healing and soap’s just like, “holy shit i’ve never had such a thoughtful partner before, such a sweet man, lt.”

[littleplantfreak]

Silly/Clumsy WB boys HCs

I see hcs like this and theyre always fun/make me laugh o(｀ω´ )o

Sakura’s food went down the wrong pipe at a restaurant and when the waiter asked if it was because it was too spicy, he insisted through coughing and tears that that definitely wasn’t the case (he could tell they didnt believe him though)

Tsugeura sometimes lets one rip by accident when he’s exercising. Not even a little fart either, the kind that stops everyone from what they’re doing.

One time Nirei stubbed his toe so hard, he fell and grabbed onto the nearest object. Unfortunately that was the back of Sakura’s pants, making him accidentally moon a few people in class.

Word recall is hard sometimes. So when Choji calls an ambulance a ‘hospital truck’ really what can you do? At least he’s using words. Sometimes he just mimes the shape or action of the thing and insists that you know what he’s talking about. Will draw a picture if he gets frustrated enough, but if it’s something intangible? Well it’s a guessing word game. (Togame is the best at it, but Inugami is on Choji’s wavelength enough that he’s pretty accurate too)

Hiragi calls the first years by the wrong name sometimes, like a mom with too many kids. He’ll yell and say Sugishita when he means Sakura, but he does apologize before yelling again.

Because he’s around older guys a lot, Togame sometime uses really old words or sayings. You haven’t hear the saying “It’s raining cats and dogs” or he’s “bleeding like a stuck pig” in years until you’re stuck under an awning during a passing storm or he comes back from a rough fight, nose still bleeding profusely. Also keeps bag balm/cetaphil, some other really good lotion for calluses and dry skin and just kinda slaps it on whatever shishitoren member he sees who’s hands are cracking, saying that the skin won’t heal as well when they’re older so they better take care of it now.

Umemiya’s got the worst habit of losing, dropping, or sitting on his glasses. He doesn’t realize it until he hears the snap and he’s got them taped up until he can go get them fixed again.

Kaji’s kind of a messy eater. Especially with ice cream or food with sauce on it. Started to get better with checking his face after eating after Hiragi slapped a wet wipe on his face after he devoured a rack of ribs, leaving him looking like he’d cannibalized someone

[casualavocados]

...Nothing.

Chen Bowen as CHEN YI & Chiang Tien as AI DI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)

[petrichoraline]

[chinelacanta]

(i dont) love you like i did yesterday

SAKADRAGON BRAINROT!!!! tysm @haunteddelusionalonepiece for the little sakadragon amoeba that now lives in my head <333

(marine dragon’s hair is inspired by @/mangyraccoon ^_^)

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

Tolkien: I’ve written an epic eldritch star-crossed straight love story in Doriath and a tragic suicidal secret gay drama in hithlum but this whole Silmarils and limb loss thing is getting old

Tolkien: what if I write an epic tragic eldritch suicidal star-crossed secret gay AND straight love story drama in hithlum AND Doriath AND Nargothrond with dragons, dwarves, and incest instead?

his son: “my father saw the character of turin as central to the story”

[ciil]

[paincaat]

okay so

barely comprehensible thought process

i haven't slept well in a week forgive me

BUT i was recently reminded of how over a decade ago a priest (?) was having a talk at my elementary school and mentioned how we are all called to either marry and have children or live a life of service (become a priest, nun etc.) and my unbeknownst aroace ass went huh, guess i'm going to hell then

anyways point is that thought inspired a crack idea where the exorcists find cursed nun cat alastor funny or cute and it gets adopted with the technicality that it is 1. a nun 2. technically following its calling (assuming its also aroace) allowing it to be let into heaven. after all, what could a cat have done to be sent to hell? this thing has committed thousands of atrocities

so thats the story of cursed nun cat alastor the exorcist, ready to bite the ankles of horny sinners.

i have no idea what the fuck i wrote or drew im queueing this for tomorrow morning so i can wake up and question my sanity again ok goodnight

[oifaaa]

My biggest problem with stalker tim is that no one in the fandom knows how actual children act. Smarts be damned no 5-7 year old is scaling the buildings of Gotham and taking pictures with a big ass camera. God bless the people that make him 4 as well.

tbf this is just a part of a wider problem of people writing kids when it's very clear the person has somehow never met a kid in their whole lives including when they themselves were a kid

[luck-of-the-drawings]

"And soda; runs off into the street..." "...and soda... is totally okay!"

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]