#ive closed my eyes and said ‘josef’ out loud and actually was able to imagine konig

[tojisun]

I bet königs name is some silly shit like Karl

Cuz we got two Johns, KYLE 😭😭😭😭😭 and fucking Simon 💀💀💀

Bet König thought it was funny since they both start with the letter K

I CANT STOP LAUGHING MY GOODNESS literally on my knees heaving

(i faked moan the name karl to see if its sexy and, personally, it isnt!! no wonder he changed it to konig)

or or. imagine: kurt

ok but if his name doesn’t start w ‘K’ i think itd lean towards something biblical too atp. so i raise u konig whose potential real name could be: josef.

(on top of josef, jonathan and gabriel are my other brainworm which, i fear, im also liking)