#ive been in denial

[the-moon-files]

Ok i know you've had hc about reader being smaller than some of the boys but consider: hylians are light and TINY. Reader is a full head and shoulders above even our taller boys. Like

Reader: *stands next to Twilight*

Twilight, who is not used to feeling small: o///o

Basicallt the Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? meme

ok bc u said mommy im assuming fem reader so here ya go

bc i love the hc of being the tallest out of all the Links, like i either like it where were shorter/middle, or just the fucking giant human of the group, no in between lmao

like only Four and Wind must always be shorter than you lol

have a meme i got inspired to do bc of this ask which is why it took me months to answer ahdhalsfdl-

Twilight might have fallen in love all over again ngl (first with you and ur voice, and now u roll up to Hyrule towering over him?? what else was he supposed to do?? NOT fall deeply irrevocably in love???)

yes theyre shit quality but idfc it adds to the aesthetic and u know it

peace out anon,

🌙

[oh-katsuki]

caaaaaaal 😭😭😭😭 i JUST caught up with jjk and i am cryingggggff 😭😭😭😭 gege akutami ay my therapy bills challenge 😭😭😭😭😭😭

no because i havent read since You Know What and i simply do not plan to because the whole things hurts REAL BAD. when i catch you gege....

[liquidstar]

ok ill say one thing rn

completely wild that ivan tells sua off for consistently sacrificing herself for mizi- saying that she's not being noble by doing this and will only become a source of trauma for her by the end (WHICH WAS TRUE BC SHE THREW THE CONTEST TO DIE IN MIZI'S PLACE)

but then the SECOND hes put into that same situation...

HE DOES THE SAME THING!!! HE KNOWS HIS SCORE IS WELL ABOVE TILL'S SO HE KISSES HIM TO BRING HIS SCORE DOWN AND CHOKES HIM TO MAKE SURE HES THE ONE KILLED (THE SAME WAY MIZI WAS TARGETED FOR BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF LUKA). IVAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT HYPOCRITE. "SOURCE OF TRAUMA" HUH? YOURS WAS WORSE. I CANT BELIEVE YOUVE DONE THIS.

Anyway more in depth thoughts in the reblogs as I gathered myself

[writerquil]

when I go to a ship page for shits and giggles and so I can laugh and internally pick fun at it only to start shipping it myself

[warmfuzzyanimal]

gender patch notes

'he' pronoun has been nerfed* * only allowed to use it with special perms

buffed status effects (confusion, elation,)

still a Girlboy but the G is capitalized and the Girl comes first

removed herobrine

[dizzybizz]

bee ess dee

poe posting

[starry-bi-sky]

mmmm musical cultivator shen yuan again. Feng Xuanlu, the Wind Song. He has this well-loved wooden pipe he inherited from is adoptive father that he uses on occasion. When the traveling day gets slow and he doesn't feel like singing, when he's stressed, when night falls and he's sitting around a fire with his troupe and they've all had a little bit to drink.

His hair is long and black, always tied up into a ponytail or a braid of some sort. When he's in camp he loosens it up until its splayed messily over his shoulder. He has crows feet around his eyes that scrunch up when he smiles. His eyes are bamboo green and his hands are rough and callused from years of plucking strings and work. He has scars on his back that he won't explain the origins of.

His voice is low and warm like a fire, it gets raspy in the mornings or when he's been humming or singing for too long. He speaks like there's sunshine dripping off his tongue. He speaks soft, he speaks and his voice takes up the entire room. He's spent over a decade hearing his praises getting sung and he still gets shy over it sometimes.

Whenever he goes into town he has to have at least three other musicians with him at all times -- not his decision of course, but the unanimous choice of his companions. Shen Yuan gathers admirers everywhere he goes, and his companions have long since learned that their dear friend and leader is completely unaware of it. So they have to beat off these suitors with sticks.

[kestallia]

📷☁️

[fromwarmclimate]

how to come out in style, a tutorial by daniel ricciardo:

- dream big and get one of the biggest brands in the world to sponsor your homosexual wettest dream in the name of a short movie slash ads featuring your man crush

- in said ads, facetiming your man crush in the bathtub butt naked in bubbles

- goss (read: flirt) with him in the babygirlest voice you can utter

- claim you want to move in with him

- proceed to get him to buy a horse with you to live out the modern live action of brokeback mountain

- check him out with a sensational voice over inside your head narrating how you find him the hottest stallion out there

- name the horse you buy as the combination of his name and yours

- play out sequence after sequence of a gay cowboy porno (with a costume!) for 5 minutes

- make a lot of merch with him

- giggles with your knees IN before falling asleep next to him

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i still think its a bit funny when people go "heh teruhashi was so delusional for thinking saiki would say offu..."

girl he literally DID say offu, fym???

[saturnniidae]

Rapunzel Jack and Hiccup bonding over experiencing social isolation (for wildly different reasons) but having miscommunications bc theyre in denial about how much it fucked them up and are socially inept (they have autism)

[diary-dont-speak]

That moment when you need a break from a show cause it's too emotional and you can't stop crying

[preg-vancy]

Potentially one time Oc Jessica

Sketch turned lore idea: Jennifer invited some friends over to help her set up the nursery but (in something that's out of character for her) kept telling her friends she needed to 'just a quick break' regularly in her bedroom while building the last of the furniture with each break slowly getting longer and longer.

Jennifer's friends think she's a little embarrassed about getting tired easier and needing to ask for helps/take breaks comparred to her usual 'I"m going to build IKEA furniture without help and no one can stop me" self.

What she's really doing is trying to convince herself she HASN'T been having contractions all night and all morning. Sure her back has been killing her more than usual, her bump has been hard at the bottom and soft at the top and it feels like the baby is pushing hard against her hip forcing her pregnancy walk to be even more pronounced she's sure that doesn't mean anything! Sure the Braxton hicks contractions have gotten worse and no better when following the usual tricks to get them to go away but she's still got a few weeks left and there's so much for her to get done! She's doing her best to grin and bear it, her friends are over. It has to be kind of rude to go into labor with your friends invited over for a casual get the nursery ready hangout. (At least in Jessica's mind)

Pictured above is Jessica trying to smile in response so they can't hear her gritting her teeth while the latest contraction grows stronger and lasts longer.

She would ABSOLUTELY have the water breaking moment of *oh shit I'm in labor* and mind spinning of 'do I yell for my friends?' 'My friends don't know anything about labor,' and 'there is no WAY I can make it to the hospital like this I need to PUSH, NOW!'

Her friends would try to keep busy and give her some space. At least until they realize she's been gone a *while* with odd muffled noises coming from her room, leading them to finally check in on her and realize what's been going on.

Then *with the power of friendship and other things I haven't thought about yet* + lots of stress Jennifer ends up delivering successfully at home! (Lots of Google and yelling involved)

[vomittedsoap]

Job interviewers don't understand the importance of my current job as Dumbest-Person-in-cult-classic-AMC's-TheTerror-Tumblr-fandom. It's a full time job and I'm fully committed. Someone's gotta do it.

[possamble]

I'm not allowed to be on social media for more than two seconds today but I just wanted to say that Laios will absolutely have his own reaction to all this as someone who would die for Falin but has also imprinted on Marcille as his Emotional Support Comphet White Girl Not-Girlfriend along the way

[androdragynous]

:(