#ivaan awnsers

[pokemonpetfinder]

if someone dropped off a legion of falinks without a name what would you call them?

As a whole? Some names would be Little Lads, Beer, Sextuplet, or Canned & Bottles beverages packet.

Individually? War, Famine, Hunger, Plague, Pestilence, and Death

[pokemonpetfinder]

so, I was playing with my dreepy by throwing her like a paper plane and she would glide abit and then return to me. I then yeeted her and she phased through my wall and into my neighbor's house...and their neighbor's house...and their neighbor's house and so forth aaand now i dont know where she went. her name is dede and has the zoomies 24/7

Ah, okay. I assumed that's what this was. Don't worry, we can send her back

[pokemonpetfinder]

Wtf why did you send me this why is it so Ititty bitty

[pokemonpetfinder]

That relatable feeling when your childhood best friend turns out to be a Zoroark wirh amnesia?

I mean... I guess that could be relatable for some. 'S never happened to me, though. Yall got some weird stories

[pokemonpetfinder]

Are you ok?

Yes, why?

[pokemonpetfinder]

A large figure that is obviously a bunch of nincada in an overcoat with a large fake mustache

"Hello yes I would like all the pokesfood ples and any nincada you hab"

Ya know, I would, but my boss came by this and saw that and said I shouldn't do that. So uhhh, yall- I mean you, a human man, can just have four bowls of pokefood

[pokemonpetfinder]

i am so so sorry but

*safely

[pokemonpetfinder]

are you allowed to be giving these mons all sorts of silly names ? 🤨 wouldnt you boss think that effects the chances of them getting adopted ?

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My boss doesn't like the names I give them and I'm not allowed to name a lot of them because if it. She has talked about how it could effect their chances of being adopted but like- it's not that bad. Plenty of mons with silly names have been adopted, and them having goofy names will allow more people to see them.

[pokemonpetfinder]

Which of your Pokemon….

👽 has the weirdest origin story?

(i'm being late to the party i know. Also sorry if this was asked before, i don't feel like going through the backlog to check :3)

@koffing-time

Idk much about my mons before I caught them, but I'm going to say Rated R the Ditto. Launched out of the sky from a plane and just fell right next to me. It was fine because ya know.... goo, but still.

[pokemonpetfinder]

You’re so mean to these poor Pokémon 😭

It's not being mean! These names are deserved!

[pokemonpetfinder]

DIPSHIT ???? 😦😦 MY ARC WHAT IS GOIN ON WITH YOU AND THESE MONS 😭⁉️

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THE PURLOIN HAD A SMUG FACE AND SHE NEEDED TO BE NAMED DIPSHIT

[pokemonpetfinder]

if Bitch & Ass evolve in your care into a 4 family please call the new ones Mother & Fucker

Of course!

[pokemonpetfinder]

i think bitch and ass have to be the most wildest of names ive heard for a pokemon in a while 🫡 and thats really saying something

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Yeah. Had to argue with my boss on why they should be named that. My coworkers won't let me name a lot of pokemon because they say it's "too weird" and "off-putting" so they end up naming them. I think the names are perfectly normal though, and the baby purloin should've been named Dipshit!

[pokemonpetfinder]

Can I call you dad? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Absolutely fucking not.

[pokemonpetfinder]

Primrose here. is Tribble up for adoption?

He is yeah