#itty bitty ditty committee rehearsals gone wrong
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laz-kay · 1 year ago
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Bob: So… who broke it?
Bob: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Rudy: I did. I broke the soft serve machine-
Bob: No. No you didn’t. Louise?
Louise: Don’t look at me. Look at Darryl.
Darryl: What? I didn’t break it.
Louise: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Darryl: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken.
Louise: Suspicious.
Darryl: No, it’s not.
Gene: If it matters - probably not - but Courtney was the last one to use it.
Courtney: *gasps* Liar! I don’t even eat that crap!
Gene: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the machine earlier?
Courtney: I use the soft serve tubs to make tiny hats for my cat Susan. Everyone knows that, Gene!
Rudy: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, run.
Bob: No! Who broke it?
Tina: … Dad… Peter’s been awfully quiet.
Peter: REALLY?!
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