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Aww Jangmi my sweet I'm sorry you have to deal with such rude people :(( who could have the guts to say something so untrue about you!! You truely have a beautiful soul and a wonderful personality !! ♥♥ I can't believe people can't see that about you ♥ :(( I hope you're ok if you ever need someone to talk to I'm here always supporting you ~~ /)///(\
I’m really just genuinely shocked… I mean now that I think about it and how Sam worded it is that this person must have seen that I talk to these noona ladies and figured out we have a group chat together. We are over 30 so in a civilised way this is not possible, especially as we have a really nice vibe going on. Some petty people out there trying to mess with my tempo hahahaha. Not in my watch anon. Gosh I love puns, Suhito marry me!
Thanks so much Ayishaa! You are truly really so sweet, to good for this ugly world! Allah hafez!
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My sweet Ari ♥ Tag a quality blog, You’re it! Quality doesn’t mean that you have a lot of followers, or a lot of messages. It means that you’re nice to other people, and you deserve to be happy. If you get this message, someone is telling you that they love you as you are, and they don’t care how many followers you have. Send this to 15 blogs who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen. But it’s just good to let someone know that you love them 💗😋💕✨
Thank youuuuuuu Ayisha ily 💖💖💖💖💖
#also I got your other ask I just haven’t gotten a chance to answer it yet 😓#I hope you’ve been well!!!#ask#mutuals#itsmeayishaa#smile tag#happy things
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Feeling a little attacked....and the eyebrow at the start...rude!
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No spitting, only swallowing! (Request)
Author: @julietsoddeye AU: Vampire | Soulmate Genre: Humor Pairing: Vampire Sehun x Human Reader Trigger Warning: None, just a fun fic that I can’t take seriously. I’m sorry. Word Count: 1,510
Plot: You always find your best friend’s boyfriend to be weird. But going to their joint Bachelor/Bachelorette party, you uncovered his deepest, darkest secret. Oh and apparently you also found your soulmate, so yay, right?!
A/N: New drinking game! Every time the word ‘dick’ is mentioned, take a shot. Lmfao kidding. This is a universe where Vampires and Humans co-exist without problems. Hope it’s not sucky at all for yall, after all this is a humorous fic. Hope you like this one, this is for you @itsmeayishaa ♥
Heey /)///(\ omg you're amazing fjkdnfs I'm suddenly all shyyy xhjshds may I please request a Sehun vampire au? Where he meets his soulmate in an unexpected way/place which somehow leads to an accidental kiss?? >///< Or if not you can take the story any way you want ~ I don't mind hehehe thank you in advance sweets ♥ ♥
Arriving late at the penthouse of this famous five-star hotel in the city. You didn’t expect this Bachelorette party to be so… Co-ed.
The butler’s face contorts uncomfortably when he took a big basket of dicks from your grip. You felt bad and apologetic with his reaction. But your best friend actually requested for you to get a bunch of dick choco pops for a party game.
“Oh, there she is!!!”
Andi, your best friend, howls when she saw you slowly and awkwardly emerging from the entrance. The crowd of twenty or so people twirls their heads in your direction, immediately making you suddenly feel nervous and small.
The butler finally left you alone to drop the basket on the table spread full of drinks, snacks, and gifts.
“What took you so long?”
Andi ran to you, meeting you halfway with a kiss on your cheek as she shoves a cocktail drink in your hands
“It’s a Friday night, I got caught in a little traffic.”
You were about to take a sip of the drink when she suddenly pulls you to where everyone was. You instantly recognize your group of friends, plus Junmyeon, Andi’s fiancé, and his equally strange group of friends.
You don’t really hang out with Junmyeon or his friends much unless Andi literally begs and kneels in front of you. There’s something about them that shakes your insides in a very not good way. And up until now, you still cannot point out what it is about them that makes you uncomfortable. Even after all these years of Andi and Junmyeon being together.
Sure, you’ve dealt with a lot of rich snobs like them in your short life, you’re a secretary for one dammit, but something about Junmyeon is not normal...
He treats Andi like a Queen and she assures you Junmyeon is a fine gentleman. Maybe, you just didn’t give him the proper attention as much as your best friend would like. Now you feel like a shitty friend, great!
“Should we start the first game since (Y/N)’s here?”
One of your girlfriends, Joni who planned the party, asks no one in particular. All the girls then roar with excitement. The men though have empty reactions, probably just as clueless as you are with the night’s plan ahead.
“Did you bring the dicks?”
Few of Junmyeon’s cronies snort with laughter, your cheeks immediately flush with the frankness of Joni’s question. You coyly point at the basket that was on the table and she signaled for one of the butlers to bring the stuff to her.
“Okay, since our Andi is marrying a vampire and—”
“Wait… A what? A vampire?!”
You screech, not letting her finish what she was about to say. Your mouth opens in shock as you look at Junmyeon. He had an uncertain smile on his lips, worried that you’d hate him even more now that you know his secret.
“Do you have a problem with us?”
You heard the sadness in Baekhyun’s voice when he spoke up among the crowd of close friends.
“No, Baek. She’s just a little iffy with your kind.”
Andi offers an explanation. You faced her with your forehead creased and mouth still hanging open.
“Wait, so that’s it? Junmyeon’s a vampire?”
“Well, I thought you’d have a problem with me dating one because I know you really hate your previous asshole vampire boss.”
Andi grimaced as she clings on Junmyeon tightly. She’s waiting for you to yell at her or something, but it never came. You did hate your old boss and you never really cared about the vampires in your society, but you’ll never judge her for marrying one.
“Andi,” You paused as you clutched your chest dramatically.
“I did have a bad experience with my old boss but I would never discriminate all vampires just because I encountered one who was an asshole.”
You pouted. And Andi pouted as well. You need to have a better communication with her, your busy lives shouldn’t get in between your friendship. It’s mainly your fault though because you avoided Junmyeon’s company like the plague.
“Come here!”
Junmyeon opens his arms wide. Holding Andi on his right, and reaching his other arm for you to take. You gladly walk over to them and embraced both Andi and Junmyeon, rocking them gently.
“Wow!”
“Finally!”
“Yay!”
All your girlfriends express their awws and squeals of joy in a chorus.
“Now that everything’s clear, should we start the actual party?”
“Yeah!”
Andi shouts out before giving you another tight embrace to whisper a ‘thank you’ in your ear. You smiled and whispered kind words back to her.
“Okay, the first game is Girls versus Boys eating contest. I only need one representative for each group. Whoever eats more pops in sixty seconds, wins!”
Joni then proceeds to grab the choco pops from the basket and drop them on a small table in front of 2 chairs.
“What the hell? That’s so unfair, why does it have to be shaped like dicks?!”
Sehun complains, his arms crossed in front of his chest and a disgusted expression embedded on his face.
“Shut up Sehun, this is a joint party! I even allowed Jongdae to call strippers to dance for Andi and Myeon!”
Joni requites.
“You’re such a negative Nancy! Why don’t you represent our group then.”
Chanyeol then pushes Sehun on one of the chairs that was facing one another where the reps would sit face to face while eating the pops. Everyone started laughing when Sehun almost face dived into the basket of dicks.
“I nominate (Y/N) for our group!!!”
One of your friends shouts out, making Andi and Joni seal clap nonstop. Shit.
“Please. For me? Plus you love chocolates anyway!!!”
Andi bats her pretty lashes and you roll your eyes complying anyway as you sat on the chair opposite to Sehun.
“Fine, I’m gonna swallow my pride just this once… Literally.”
You smirk proudly with your dick joke and everyone roared with laughter except for Sehun. His face was warped in disgust looking over at the ten or so dicks he has to eat in front of him. Joni and the girls helped you and Sehun remove the plastic covering of each pops for easier access.
“Okay, at the count of three you better start eating!”
You scrunch your nose, giving Joni a determined nod as you prepare your mouth for dicks!
“One… Two… Three!”
“GO!”
Everyone screams and both you and Sehun each grab one pop. Sehun hesitates, looking at you with pleading eyes. His peepers almost pop out when you shoved the three-inch chocolate dick into your mouth and bit the straw stick, sliding it off the candy.
“Holy fuck!”
Jongdae curses as his jaw hang open with what you did.
“Come on, Sehun! She’s on her third dick!!!”
Junmyeon shouts in his friend’s ear. Sehun almost chokes on the candy, hitting his chest hard with his fist spitting out some chocolate on the floor.
“Hey! No spitting, only swallowing!!!”
Baekhyun teased. You cackled loudly with the dick joke before shoving one more pop into your mouth.
“Ten… Nine… Eight… Seven… Six…”
Joni starts her countdown and everyone follows suit. You then start chewing like your life depended on it, grabbing another pop as you continue so.
“Five… Four… Three…”
You bit half of the dick before the time ends.
“Two… One… STOP!”
You drop the half-eaten dick and bang your palm on the tiny table as you successfully swallow. You open your mouth wide to show everyone that you’re finished. You peer at Sehun who’s mouth still full and chewing, with a sour look on his face.
“(Y/N) ate three and a half, while Sehun only ate two! Girls team wins this round!”
Joni announces triumphantly as she hangs a paper mâché medal around your neck.
“This is bullshit!!!”
Sehun kicks the table, knocking it over and making the contents of it to fall on the ground. You were about to step up and push Sehun when you lost your footing.
Just like in movies and dramas, you tripped and fell on top of Sehun, your lips accidentally crashing together. You almost roll your eyes with the cliché.
“Ohohohoho~~~”
You heard Chanyeol tease and everyone cheering like the two of you are some kind of circus attraction in front of them.
Immediately standing up, a loose thread on your flowy top sleeve snagged on Sehun’s shirt button. Revealing to everyone your right shoulder where your soulmark is located.
“Sehun, look…”
Sehun follows where Junmyeon’s finger was pointing at; your shoulder. You heard his breath hitch and his eyes widen when he saw the mark permanently tattooed on your skin.
Sehun starts peeling off his shirt sleeve, revealing the same soulmark at the same location as yours.
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itsmeayishaa replied to your photoset “ 🌸 spring has come 🌸 ”
You're beautiful sweets ♥ nothing close to a potato nor an ugly model ♥ you're stunning /)v(\!!!!
chanshine replied to your photoset “ 🌸 spring has come 🌸 ”
Prettier than the flowers!!!!
THANK YOU BOTH SOOOOO MUCH!!!
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@itsmeayishaa MONDAY BLUES IS SUCH A SEXY SONG OVER ALL THE ALBUM IS JUST A SEXY ALBUM I REALLY CAN’T BELIEVE I DON’T HATE ANY SONG ON THE ALBUM LIKE EVEN IF IT’S EXO THERE’S AT LEAST ONE SONG I DISLIKE ON EVERY ALBUM
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itsmeayishaa replied to your post: THIS ANIME……IS THE BEST THING THAT’S HAPPENED TO...
Wait what animE???? :OO
gekkan shoujo nozaki kun!
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2 3 4 ♥
get to know me, pick some numbers.
2. what would you name your future kids?
aaa idk i like names like: quinn, catherine, victoria, dexter, etc dhskjfs so smth like that
3. do you miss anyone?
yea i miss a few ppl :/// but there’s one person i miss particularly much…i even had a dream abt them a few days ago 🤢
4. what are you looking forward to?
EXO COMING BACK TO AMERICA AND ME BEINF IN THE PIT
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Dear my Lena, It is so worrying to hear you and your dear sister had gotten into a car crash! I hope you are alright!! I'm sending over some palace staff and flowers to aid with your quick recovery! My heart literally fell to the ground when I heard the news >
We are okay, still in a lot of pain but alive. We definitely have to hold our chicken feast soon, though!
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YeS!! I completely agree with that anon!!! La douleur exquise was so perfect oMG!!!!! /)(\ I'm legit spazzing here at how fabulous it was~~ and how gorgeously you write!!!! ♥♥♥ >v
“Fabulous”?? Ooooh babe not you too 😆 la douleur exquise is a story that I always feel I want to rewrite so I can fix up my mess 😂 even though it’s close to my heart lol. I’m always thankful for nice comments on my first series after it ended so long ago… it really does mean a lot. ❤️thank you, beautiful 😘 x
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If he's gonna fall for her then I'm gonna gather all my strength and keep watching!! >
I mean, I am confused too… my own theory is that is some noona that took care of him when he was young and he’s stuck to that person. He puts Bora’s face on this lady… but who is she? And why does Bora have all her belongings? I have no clue.
You know, real loving men, when they first meet you they act like they hate you… strange weird male behaviour that needs to be studied hahahaha.
아닌데, 아이샤가 최고이예요!!!
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ARII HEYY!! Happy birthday my friend ♥ (I don't know if you got my message before :(( but I wanted to send this in just in case) you are a legit sweetie and you are one of the kindest souls I've ever met. I'm so glad we met and became friends because it means I get the chance to shower you with ♥ I hope we can stay friends for a long long time ~ and that you have many more birthdays ♥♥♥ I hope you have a life full of light and happiness with the people you love and cherish ♥ xoxo
itsmeayishaa said: WooPHAPPY BIRTHDAY ARII!!!! YOU BEAUTIFUL FRIEND ♥♥♥♥ You are so SO AMAZING AND SWEET and a whole sun gracing us all~ I am so INCREDIBLY grateful for you and our friendship♥ I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART~ I hope youre having the greatest day and I hope you live a life full of light+happiness with people you love and cherish who genuinely return your feelings ♥i hope we can stay friends for a long long time so I can continue to wish you happy bdays >v
AYISHA I’M SO SO SORRY I DIDN’T ANSWER THIS EARLIER 😥😥😥 I ANSWERED A FEW BEFORE WORKING OUT AND THEN WHEN I GOT OUT I FORGOT 🤧 I’m sorry 😪 but thank you thank you thank you so much for your sweet words 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 I’m so so thankful for our friendship too, you really are the sweetest sunflower ever 🌻 you’re so beautiful and kind and caring 🤧 I hope we stay friends for a long time too so that I can send you birthday messages and kind words of support and love too ✨✨✨ you are so lovely and incredible and I’m so so so lucky to know you. I hope your life is full of the same sunshine and happiness that you give others ☀️ you are so wonderful and thank you so much for your birthday wishes 💖💖💖 I love you 🤗
#you are too too sweet to me 🤧#I hope you’ve been doing wonderfully#mutuals#itsmeayishaa#ask#smile tag#happy things#birthday post
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HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY!!! AAAAA FIKCNSKBDJSND IM SO EXCITED FOR YOU IN GOJNG TO CUT SOME CAKE AND SING THE BIRTHDAY © SONG!! CX AAA YOI REALLY ARE SEHUNTIFUL SO I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR DAY TO THE MAX!!! FJOANFKSJD ;))
NXSNDNS PLEASE YOU’RE SO CUTEEE THANK U SMMM 💕💕
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Your blog is soo COOOLL !!! ♥♥ you're so COOOOLL AS well!!! ♥♥ >v
nfndbdjs duude this is the nicest thing ever to wake up to! thank you so much!! 💖💕☺️😚
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I A B S O L U T L Y LOVE YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL AU SERIES!! LOVELACE LOVE like when soo says tell me what is love I say: love is THAT GUARDIAN ANGEL SERIES THAT I COULD RE-READ OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! XDD *spazzes happily in my chair* >v
I’M THE ONE SPAZZING SERIOUSLY *ugly sob*
I first read this at work and had to try not to make a scene alskdsjg and then I’ve been super busy all weekend so I could only reply now. Thank you so much, I really want to add a new chapter and get back into writing, I’ve just been having a hard time finding the right life balance right now. Thank you so much this has made my week I love you
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Omg I love it so much as well!! It would have been really cool if we could like know what problems the avatars before kyoshi faced! Like that one water tribe avatar that had his lover's face taken? >
right??? there’s SO many interesting things they touched on in atla but we’ll only ever get to know just that much :/
#this is why i'm always rewatching this series#i can never get enough plus it's just too good!#itsmeayishaa#reply
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