#itscooldude

[reviewermag]

That baby carriage posed turned out to be a massive troll, which took me by surprise. I figured some people would read it but I didn't expect the reaction I got. A couple of these people I thought I knew fairly well too. It's not like they were just just random laptop warriors from the nether-reaches of the internet. You people need to up your game for satire recognition. I hereby promise that from now on I'll try to do such posts in the third-person so as to make it less plausible that I'm actually talking about myself IRL. And so now, if you'll excuse me, I need to calm down, pop a few Oxys and feed my opiates habit. #chill #meow #itscooldude #trolling #oxys #deadbabies https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxf2h5aHJsM/?igshid=1qh28kda85onn

[goodnaturedgirls]

if you ever feel like the universe is taking one big fucking cosmic shit on you, just wait-- it gets better