#its weird as hellllll

[truthundressing]

30 yr old woman coming into the villa and immediately choosing the 21 yr old for a date...what a weirdo

[keegan-askblog]

I WANNA CRY HELP MY CRUSH THINKS I'M WEIRD NOW CUZ I SAID I LIKE SHARKS BUT SHARKS ARE SO ADORABLE LIKE WHAT THA HELLLLLL

LIKE LOOK AT ME AND SAY THAT THIS CUTIE PATOOTIE WOULD EVER HURT A SOUL :(((

Kid i think its your crush thats weird as hell. sharks are badass

[ysaefinn]

hiiii valeeee ^.^ gonna share a quick thought about incubus!sugu before I get locked away by exams 💔💔

Imagine waking up at the crack of dawn and needing to puke. You're hunched over the toilet seat taking a few deep breaths, thinking, Yeah, you probably should've never joined that bar crawl. You wipe the vomit off your lip with the back of your hand and hope you'll remember to wash it off later.

And since we're on the topic of remembering… you could barely recall what you did after getting home.

You don't remember changing into your pajamas, but you do remember doomscrolling and laughing at ...something something summoning something. Clearly clickbait for lonely incels. Probably a virus.

You're back to puking your guts out before you could think back to what exactly you did after that.

"Careful, little one." You almost choke after hearing that.

You feel a warm hand gather your hair away from your face, acting as a makeshift ponytail.

You blink and focus on the vomit in front of you. Surely, it must be the hangover.

"Are you done, sweetheart?"

And you're absolutely sure that you're alone in your apartment.

He tuts, wiping the leftover vomit on your chin with a tissue. The way he holds your jaw is delicate and careful.

You look at his lips, then his eyes, before finally noticing his horns. Really pretty horns.

Really pretty guy.

"Sweetheart?" He smiles down at you, his voice like honey. Maybe you should start drinking less from now on.

- 🪷 anon (I don't really write so um 😓🫶)

???????????????ANON???????????????ANON????????????????????????.

ANON OH MY GOD ANON TOT YOU CAN'T JUST DROP THIS AND SAY YOU DON'T WRITE????????

Fucking hellllll this is just...so perfect its so amazing. Call me weird asf but the intimacy of him seeing you in such a state is just!!!!!THE CHERRY ON TOP!!!!! Its the most Suguru ever in my opinion he wants to be there through thick and thin and you just highlighted that so perfectly this is just so intimate AND SO EXCITING AUUUGHHHH

THE USAGE OF LITTLE ONE AND SWEETHEART god my anons are out to kill me they're out to end meEEEE

Suguru geto THEEE man ever in all of his shapes and forms, yk i thinj the incubus trope fits him so well (i must be thinking of black lace again LMAO) but like I said and will always say, he's very seductive and his demeanor is very sultry yk??

Let me say this again, you cooked, cooked so hard and dopped it in my inbox like it was NOTHING then had the audacity to claim to have no previous experiences, anon don't lie to papa vale 🤨🤨

[wizardofvamp]

For your distraction needs, please may I know ✅ + 🎶 + 🤔 + ⛔️ for the fic writing ask game? Thank yeeewww

hellllll yeeeeee ty for the ask @porcelainseashore!

✅ - ohgaaaaawd uh I'm very bad at harvesting my own glimmers but I'm gonna harvest some from notes I've gotten from other folks bc I trust other folks taste over my own any day of the week:

Glimmer from the most recent Sascha fic:

Eroded molars plucked like pomegranate seeds and summarily replaced with brighter pearls.

Idk I really like how this sentence shook out it's info dense while still retaining an easy, readable flow. Also tips its hat on the kitbashing going on without being obvious so it'll be a fun thing to pick up upon a second or third read (I think)! Because I'm one of those annoying people who likes reading/writing things that require several passes to get the full picture.

Glimmer from Limits:

Either post was crafted to mimic the trees they were gored from, the arc of the back panel--branches that tangled and fused at its center. Wildlife roiled behind the broad leaves–[Ana] had spent hours while she was young sprawled out on the bed, tracing her fingertips across every twig-clutching talon and leaf-stem coiling mousetail. Pressing her fingers into the two ragged, unvarnished gashes that tore into the falcon roosted in the top right corner. To this day, she does not know what put those there–Kliment would never tell.

okay cheating this is a full passage not a single line, but I'm particularly proud of this description of Ana and Roman's headboard from the second chapter of Limits so full excerpt be upon ye! And yes the tenses are weird but Memorium can be like that sometimes (says the editor-less writer)

🎶 - I'm hugely reliant on music!! I create playlists for all my projects, and the majority of my music listening habits are more or less informed by whatever I'm writing/drafting on a particular day. All my playlists are in tatters because I'm in the middle of yet another spotify playlist overhaul but here's an ole reliable I recently updated for some Ana/Roman oneshots that will hopefully see the light of day eventually:

🤔 - I got two different answers! One more general and one more fic- specific. So two answers for the price of one! General: I've been writing since literally I was old enough to hold a pencil/sit at a keyboard. So I don't really have an answer outside of "well I also eat and sleep so yeah I write" it's just something I do whether I set out to do it or not. Even if I go years without publishing/posting/producing, I usually have several WIPs floating around for me to peck away at and manage sanity. Fan/Fic: Usually a good setting is enough for me to spin out fic! I don't typically write canon characters unless they become an Intense Blorbo where I feel like I have something to add to the greater blorbo-sphere. Currently I don't really have any of those outside of stray Sascha concept that I've got cooking out back. But yeah if I come across a setting that strikes me, OCs will just start spawning naturally so I write fic to wrangle those OCs.

⛔️ - If I'm writing canon characters for a specific fandom, I try to limit the number of "Big Names" in the piece bc nothing's more annoying that reading a fic tagged with a specific character only for said character to be around for three paragraphs as a contact/side mission. If there's a bit part to be played, give it to nameless rando 172 and if he grows a personality great! I now have a shiny new OC people can get to know! But like if you have a vamp fic and you need a Nos contact maybe give Mr. Tung a break he has enough going on in SoCal he doesn't need to be bothered with breadbasket intel unless he absolutely has to, give that job to a bright-eyed Nos upstart with a cool pet rat named Pichu and let that fun lil gal bounce off the Big Wigs in the fic. Makes the story more accessible to folks who are new to the fandom/lore as well as something new for the old heads if executed with care. Win-win! I hope!

[quodekash]

EPISODE 2 BAD BUDDY OS2 LETS GOOOOO im so freaking excited holy hell 

i still cant believe that patpran and earthmix are going to INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER??? AND EXIST IN THE SAME SPACE???? HOLY HELLLLLL 

wait hang on 

will we get longtae?? pls give us longtae i need to see my boy 

WAIT hang on how does this work. how do bad buddy and 1000stars exist in the same space if drake plays korn and also rang. i need to make some kind of murder board of the connections between shows holy hell 

tut tut, phu, you need to take care of yourself for goodness sake 

pran is too autistic for this, he doesnt know how to Social Situation and communicate what he was actually trying to say and now they think he wants to be a teacher 

also im gonna slide past the phutian relationship problems bc i dont want to think about it. my dads are not getting a divorce, and thats final 

hang on. there’s new kids now??? where the hell did they come from? 

tian’s teacher frustration is so real 

autism 

HEY 

LOOK AT THAT 

ACTUAL REPRESENTATION OF SOME KIND 

THATS AWESOME 

I KNEW HE WASNT NEUROTYPICAL 

FJEHSBGKVJREB 

i know ocd is an anxiety disorder but there’s a lot of overlapping symptoms and apparently autistic people are more likely to experience ocd 

and even if its just ocd, im still allowed to hc him as autistic 

but either way HELL YEAH REPRESENTATION AND ITS CANONICAL AND ITS NOT JUST IN HIS HABITS ITS AN ACTUAL CANONICAL DIAGNOSIS GJERBDHBDRT 

MY BOY! 

(definitely didnt completely forget about him) 

his gaydar is going off so much he can smell it (i made the screenshot too big and now phupha in the foreground is making me laugh so hard omg- i swear its the funniest thing ever. im probably tired. its 1:30am) 

THE LOOKS PATPRAN GAVE EACH OTHER WHILE PHUTIAN WERE INTERACTING- THE GAYDARS THE GAYDARS 

(yes, i know they already know about phutian bc of tian’s online diary thingy, but it still counts) 

i wanna read this diary so bad but i cant read thai. and also idk where i would find it. its probably online somewhere. it might be a merch thing. who knows man 

GEHRKDBGV THE FLASHBACKS WHILE HES READING 

IM CRYING 

“why would a good guy come to watch me take a shower?” THE LOOKS PATPRAN JUST GAVE EACH OTHER- OMG I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 

THE LOOKS THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE EXCHANGE 

ITS SO FUNNY 

I LOVE THIS 

iconic 

i love everything about this so so so much 

the amount of joy that just this one image brings me? help 

ive been wondering why they keep making those movies 

wait hang on 

guys i think we might actually be onto something 

on another but related note: what do you guys spend 25 minutes doing at 2 in the morning when you should be sleeping? cos apparently i make beautiful atrocities like that. 

anyway. 

theyre like little kids, “he liked me first” “NO HE LIKED ME FIRST” 

this is starting to sound very familiar 

pran screaming at the waterfall reminds me of patpran screaming off the top of the hill at the beach 

THEY ARE PLAYING IN THE WATERRRR I LOVE THEMMMMMM 

“i think they kissed” “agreed” “they certainly did” “i agree” okay they didnt but they absolutely should have and we all wanted them to 

they so in loveeee i love themmmmm 

IM SCREAMING AS QUIETLY AS I POSSIBLY CAN, HOLY HELL THE FREAKING PARALLELS 

hah, you bloody americans, they probably had to google what 18ºC is in fahrenheit, but i, a superior australian, know that that is... warmer than it has been recently. its currently 13º. its really weird, im not used to it getting this cold, even in winter, and winter only technically started two days ago. anyway, enough about abnormal australian weather, back to patpran 

i love them so much 

pat, i- 

HELL YES 

OISHIIIII 

FINALLY 

the kid demanding payment through sips of oishi tea? thats my kinda style 

id adopt that kid if i had to. 

i hate kids 

but ice tea? it bonds people. 

lucky kid 

i rly like this karaoke idea, i was wondering how they were gonna incorporate the ost but i guess pat’s gonna sing it 

P’AUUUU 

I THOUGHT I RECOGNISED HIM IN THE BACKGROUND EARLIER AND I WAS RIGHT 

HELLO P’AU HOW ARE YOU 

“actually, my boyfriend and i also fought about who fell for the other first. but in the end, it isnt important. what matters more is that we love each other” AWWWWBHFGHBR 

OH 

ITS THE SONG 

ITS THAT SONG 

GEIURHGUKERJBGHJK 

YAYYYY PHUTIAN ARE SNUGGLINGGGG 

IM SMILING SO HARD ITS DIFFICULT TO SEE 

i love him 

THE SIGNATURE FISTBUMP RJDGBJR 

i love them 

NOOOOO THEY STILL HAVENT MADE UP, GOSH FREAKING DARNNIT 

ooooo phu vs pat drinking challenge, this’ll be fun 

i really like how the young ones are giving advice to the older ones for a change, its very nice. and also just goes to show how powerful patpran are 

omg this kid is everywhere, i love him 

the pure RELIEF when they both see that they are, in fact, wearing pants. 

BRO THAT WAS STRESSFUL 

PRAN NEARLY DIED 

its so funny to me how intense the music is rn 

OF FREAKING COURSE 

well at least we know that means we’ll get more patpran next week, we dont have to say goodbye to them today 

anyway that was wonderful, its 3am and i feel fine currently, cant wait to feel like a dead banana peel tomorrow, goodnight folks, see you next time! 

[soyeonsbabygirl]

Nah my mom’s a nurse and I remember she once told me that she had to dissect a cat for her class when she was in college, don’t know why a cat, maybe to work on something bigger than a frog??

To, like, have a more comparable size to a human?

But yeah I 100% agree, I would actually barf ‼️ I’d rather fail the class than to dissect a cat, I’ve got 3, so no way in HELLLLLL ‼️‼️‼️‼️

I feel like skinning a dead cat is weird and wrong because like what if someone looking for it but it’s like….now they can’t get it back because its not only dead BUT FUCKING SKINNED ☹️

She stopped doing it because the girl next to me started crying 😭 (AS SHE SHOULD???)

BUT MY FRIEND HELPED HER DO IT AND HE CAME BACK FUCKING LAUGHING.

[judethswrld]

also like the girl saying this is based off her friend (who she HATES ) mind you had chlamydia and now that means jude does when first of all if her friend knew she had it she would have got treatment for it like one pill and you’re on your way but apparently she kept it knowingly for months for no reason and chlamydia is only spread through unprotected sex and if they really believe footballers aren’t strict with condoms especially random people you’ve lost your mind also just in general it really isn’t anyones business some ones sex health like going so far as his fan to push a loser narrative just so weird its giving judesgossip especially only tagging the bad things people say they also was talking about how good he is in bed rating it a 4/10 like wtf

it’s just weird as hellllll especially when the girl is so clearly lying lol every month there’s a new rumor about him on here and it’s so annoying to see people talk about such personal things like this can u be normal?

it’s not even gossip atp

[sonknuxadow]

just realized that sonic forces turns 5 years old in a few months im going to be sick

[dirt-grub]

NOOOOOOO I JUST REALIZED MY FINAL PROJECT IS GONNA HAVE ME LOOKING LIEK THIS WHEN I PRESENT

[3intheam]

Arkham Knight | Jason Todd

[mvement]

the lack of ponctuation in korean drives me insane

[the-space-trashcan]

YOUR TIME IS UP, BUKKY

Bukbot will perish in nine hundred and sixty three days.

Cat! But the poet you see fit.

[uncannycyke]

What did you think about X-Factor?

i kinda hate some of the changes to the morrigan lore? the whole thing about the morrigan being a shapeshifter and how terry isnt terry at all makes me scared they just.....made the morrigan shapeshift into terry?which defeats the purpose of her becoming the morrigan in x factor v3? but i can’t tell if she added that “shapeshifting morrigan” bit just to throw people off? because kyle’s speech about abuse seemed to imply terry was being abused by the morrigan so it might be the real terry?? idk. it wasn’t as cleanly worded as it should be lol. i’m skeptical but ill see how it ends....

i also kinda hated that when they questioned jamie he seemed to not care less about her. idk what he means by “it was a one time thing” because if thats how he’s referring to their failed engagement i dont like it. if that implies he’s seen her since krakoa formed, i’d like to know more abt what they did? but i know i’ll never get it. idk theresa held his hand while he was dying and told him she loved him and is the sole reason he’s alive and a human rn....it felt weirdly dismissive to their dynamic to have him just not give a fuck.

so the morrigan stuff has me....nervous? outside of scott and emma, theresa’s my favorite x character so i’m definitely more nitpicky with her than most lol.

akihiro/aurora is forced as hellllll but i enjoy the specifications williams made to his powers. the pheromone thing could be really sticky? this is better i think, on a functional level.

uhhh david/tommy is cute and i liked tommy’s interactions with JP. the ending felt really weird lol like we just shifted genres. 

so yeah im!!! a lil nervous but i do wanna see where its going. i didn’t hate it! like a solid 7/10 for me? maybe an 8/10??

[some-creep]

CREEP RANKS EVERY SONG IN NIER... AUTOMATA (mostly) BY TITLE

Because, like, no one played Gestalt. Also this game has more songs.

Significance Like. I guess. It’s a title you can use. What is significant? We don’t know. The characters don’t know. They are struggling to find out. We all are. What is meaning? What really matters? I don’t know but we’re all crying. 8/10

City Ruins – Rays of Light / Shade Plays in the ruins of the city. Exactly as advertised. Sounds sad like you might imagine. 9/10

Peaceful Sleep This is the Resistance camp right? Peaceful things don’t tend to happen there honestly. At least not as we keep going. Sounds like a sleepy JRPG town though. Ok title for the mood it gives. I like this song a lot so I’m cheating and giving it more points than I know it deserves as just, like, a title. 8/10

Memories of Dust Sand is dusty. What memories? We’re making them. Cool title. Sounds like a YA novel though. 9/10

Birth of a Wish Genuinely often get confused with the Silent Hill 2 bonus story Born from a Wish whenever I try to remember what this song is called. This Cannot Continue / 10

The Color of Depression This is like… a really cool title. Thanks. That Scanner boy is not gonna live the happy family life you all for some reason keep suggesting he is. Bad things are gonna happen to him. He dies anyway. 11/10

Amusement Park Yeah. I guess. We certainly are in the amusement park level. Creep why does this one rank so much lower than City Ruins which was also just “name of location”. Amusement park is not a cool title. City Ruins is a cool title. 7/10

A Beautiful Song Would you say Simone has girlpower? Would you say Simone successfully used her girlpower to kill and consume countless androids and also turn them into near lifeless weapons and body jewelry? 9/10

Voice of No Return Sad title. Sad song. Exactly as advertised once again. I feel sad listening to the Automata OST most of the time. Is this quest complete in the camp? I think so. Anyway it’s really sad. I love to cry. 11/10

Grandma – Destruction Um so this is like. Genuinely a horrible title. It reminds me of the title of a darkweb video which I will say no more on. This song is REALLY good its a shame this title is so… uh. Bad. It’s just bad. 1/10

Faltering Prayer – Dawn Breeze / Starry Sky This is another really cool title. This game is about like… life after god. I’m not here to get thematic. I say in a list entirely about if the song fits the theme. Anyway this is a cool title. The song again… sounds sad.  One of them is a music box which I love. Cheating again. 10/10

Emil’s Shop EVERY DAY’S A SALE. EVERY SALE’S A WIN. 12/10!!

Treasured Times The fact this plays after Emil’s shop on the OST is the biggest tonal whiplash in the world. This song makes me feel an emotion I cannot describe. It’s something like sadness but not quite. This isn’t a review of the songs, just the title. But reading the title makes me feel that emotion too but stronger when I think about it. I don’t know. 9/10

Vague Hope – Cold Rain / Spring Rain Good title… Thematically very appropriate. Not COOL like some of the others but it feels right feels canon. I like it. It’s just the city ruins quest complete song but it also plays in one of the fucking… DLC fights. That makes me extra sad. 10/10

End of the Unknown Which unknown was ended. Genuinely think when this plays I had more unknowns than knowns. This song sounds like every song from the Gestalt DLC. 6/10.

Pascal At least Automata has far fewer “named after a character” songs. They just have named after a place songs. I love Pascal so if I give this a low score he might be upset. 8/10

Forest Kingdom It really… the forest huh. Random but one of the songs in Code Vein does a vocal thing that always reminds me of this song for some reason. That has nothing to do with this game or this songs title at all I just wanted to tell you. Long Live The Forest King / 10

Dark Colossus – Kaiju This song is also in Gestalt. It’s cooler here. More stakes. Song title suggests less stakes though? That’s kinda weird. Because of this it loses points. I’m sorry. 7/10

Copied City Dude I left this one off the list when I first typed it out lol. Someone not to @ anyone told me this was based on Nier’s village. Lie to me again. I don’t know what City is being Copied. One of them. It reminds me more of the Cathedral City from DoD3. Which is a bad horrible game that I completed 100%. 8/10

Wretched Weaponry Not to be confused with Wretched Automatons. Is this like, a remix? My ears don’t work so I don’t know. Don’t inform me because I love being stupid. Anyway, in the narrative it makes sense. It’s a good, cool title. Song is softer than the title would suggest. 9/10

Possessed by Disease COOL SONG TITLE. Thank you. This plays… somewhere. Uh. Hm. I’ve 100% completed this game like three times. 9/10

Broken Heart You think you’re gonna hear a sad song? SURPRISE. Sinister as hellllll. Subverted expectations baby. MCU take notes. I’ve never seen a movie in the MCU. Loving the dark tones in this. Broken heart but the emotion isn’t just sad. GOOD STUFF. 10/10

Mourning Again. You think it’s gonna be sad? But BOOM. It isn’t. I mean it still is, but in a dark way. These aren’t song reviews. These are title reviews. But if a title suggests one thing and delivers another that’s still a valid point right? I don’t know. Hey wait isn’t this just Shadowlord’s Castle? Yonah / 10

Dependent Weakling Well, it’s no Song of the Ancients – Fate, but it’ll do. In all seriousness, this is like, a great song title for Eve’s boss battle. Y’know, because he relied so heavily on Adam and all’a that. Maybe a little on the nose. Maybe a little rude. Eve sucks / 10

Rebirth & Hope Sounds hopeful. Plays during ending A where we see a Rebirth cos 9S super doesn’t die. This song is literally 30 seconds long why am I even bothering. Oh, right, because it’s on the OST at all. 30 second songs / 10

War & War Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here, this is the war room. It… sounds like a war room song. A preparing for a big battle song. Once again, exactly as advertised. Plays before a big battle. It really thematic naming! Peace was never an option. 8/10

Crumbling Lies Words cannot express how much I adore this song. First of all, title is on point. It’s the song that plays when you get to  Route C. Literally the moment I fell in love with the game. The Bunker is destroyed, which, again… maybe it’s a bit on the nose. I don’t care. This is the perfect song title to the perfect song. I will die on this hill. 12/10

Widespread Illness Red Eye except it’s robots now. Very thematically appropriate. Everyone is dying. There’s nothing you can do to cure it except kill them. They’re incredibly infectious. Zombie Virus but with Robots. Can you tell I don’t remember what it’s called? I’m writing this at 1am and I’ve decided it’s funnier if I don’t look anything up. Sounds very somber… I like it. 9/10

Fortress of Lies Not to be dramatic but when I read this English title I was like MMMMMMMNNN because like. I get it. It plays in the Bunker. Which… is built on lies. Again. Incredibly on the nose but when I learned what the song was called I just fucking DIED the first time. I’m stupid. I don’t care. 11/10

Song of the Ancients – Atonement Another song I died when I learned the title of. Devola and Popola in that game have nothing to atone for. They are atoning for sing they did not commit. Punished for the crimes of another set of Androids, possibly thousands of miles away. It’s not fair. They have nothing to atone for. They’ve done nothing wrong. 12/10 crying creeps.

Blissful Death FUCK. This one plays in the Devola and Popola like. Text Adventure part. Which is just. I love it so much. No one dies in that though. Well… maybe someone does. It’s not impossible that Popola hurt someone. It’s suggested that, maaaaybe she did. No one stops. No one Stops.

Emil – Despair Emil’s life has quite literally only been despair. Please don’t bully him with your song titles like this… 9/10

Alien Manifestation Vintage meme of that guy from the history channel with the impact font that just says Aliens.  This game has aliens, I will give you that. They’re all dead though. I guess the machines are aliens but. Eh. Wait doesn’t this play in the castle? There aren’t even aliens there what the fuck. 5/10

The Tower There’s a tower. This plays there. Thank you. Also the name of a tarot card I think? That could be cool if I knew a single goddamn thing about tarot cards. I don’t. 6/10

Bipolar Nightmare Cool flying section. Has anyone found Grun skip yet? Because the bounty for that was like. A lot of money. Vaguely a cool song title. I kinda like it. Although for some reason it reminds me of The Evil Within’s Japanese title, Psychobreak. So I think I like it less because of that. Not the worst title, but maybe the lowest of the COOL EDGY song titles. Fucking love the piano part in this one though. 7/10

The Sound of the End Really super cool and sexy song title. 2B is going to die but she can’t let anyone else get hurt because of it. She’s already done so much damage. This song is really dramatic sounding. The title is dramatic. Love this one a lot. The actual playable segment is kind of a struggle. But I think that’s the point… 10/10

Weight of the World / End of YoRHa I once got into an internet fight because I said this song is about every character except 9S because of the line “I’m only one girl”. I was corrected that the Japanese version is basically EXCLUSIVELY about 9S. None of this is relevant at all I just wanted to remember it. I still do not like 9S. Thematically a brilliant title. Everyone feels like they must do so much… but you cannot bear the weight of the world alone. Ending E legitimately makes me cry. Whenever I think about the messages from other players supporting me? It’s a lot. What the fuck. 12/10

[sawyersick]

1 through 69 because you gotta twin with me

OMG ASDFGHJKL

aight here goes bitchez

1. are you religious?

nahh but my parents sent me to church camp when I was in elementary school??? For the cheap childcare I guess???

2. what animal do you think you’re most like?

I haven’t thought about this much but I think a field mouse!!

3. how do you take your coffee?

never……………………… I hate coffee

4. how old were you when you had your first kiss?

my mom’s bosses son forced himself on me when we were 6 lol so I don’t count that……….. so 15 i guess (according to my friend, if there’s no hormones it doesn’t count lol)

5. museum date or aquarium date?

AQUARIUM AQUARIUM AQUARIUM

6. do you have any tattoos or piercings? do you want more?

Just my ears are pierced and I have a whale (badly) tattooed on my hip I’ll post pix if you want but its pretty uggo

I want another whale on the other side so I’ll be symmetrical and a triangle hand tat….. maybe an eyeball tat (a tattoo of an eyeball…. not one on my eye lol)? I’m not really interested in anymore piercings tho

7. favorite fruits?

strawberries!!!

8. favorite vegetables?

when I was 12 I ate so many carrots my skin turned orange and my mom thought I had jaundice

also I heckin love mushrooms

9. i’ll only date you if _____. (fill in the blank)

I’ll only date you if you treat me with respect :(

10. do you cry a lot?

yeah lol at least twice a month minimum

11. who are your closest friends?

I don’t really have any? I’ve felt distant from my irl friends lately so idk probably just demo

12. have you ever been a part of a protest or a march?

I did the walk out for gun violence

13. do you play any video games?

helllllls yeah but I usually only play 3/ds

14. did you ever have an emo or scene phase?

yes and I think I’m still in it rip

15. what color is most of your wardrobe?

I think I wear a lot of blue! and black and white too i guess…… I’m trying to add more reds tho

16. what do you like to do for fun?

I bake and sew and draw! and listen to music

17. what is your biggest fear?

body horror tw for this one rip

being abandoned, being forced to do horrifically gross/unclean stuff, getting my eyes gouged out, getting the bones in my hands broken, getting acid poured on my face, the people around me dying, being forced to eat live slugs, getting my skin peeled off with a knife

18. name a subject you know a lot about.

whales/the ocean in general and baking!! and the band Liily

19. favorite fictional characters?

hm idk? Link and Zelda from LoZ, Clover and Snake and Aoi from 999, rhyme from TWEWY, Maka and Soul from Soul Eater, Storm from the Xmen, Ariel from the Little Mermaid, Chun Li, the Kagamines, Rilakkuma

idk I just thought about characters I have merch for

20. do you read a lot? what are your favorite books?

I used to??? Haven’t had the time for it in a while though and I’ve been reading a lot of how-to books as of late….. I really liked the Legend trilogy though

21. how would you describe your style?

art style and fashion style would both be classified as “cute but tries to be edgy” I think

22. did you have a favorite stuffed animal when you were little? do you still own it?

Yes!! a pastel elephant with a rattle in it named Elephant (very creative I know) He’s in my stuff somewhere now and this question reminded me to go find him again

23. what’s something most people love that you hate?

hmmm…. sports? mustard? airpods???? idk

24. do you think you’re a good singer?

actually yes? I wanna be in a band but I’m lowkey afraid of singing in front of people I know but have no problem doing it in front of an audience of strangers hmu if you’re in the SF bay area I’ve written 6 punk songs

25. who do you live with?

my parents and cat

26. favorite desserts?

ice cream, anything with chocolate or whipped cream, creme brulee, lemon tarts

I’m not too picky though lol

27. what is the best decision you’ve made in your life so far?

realizing that I can actually do mostly whatever I want and most things have fewer consequences than I think

also cutting people out of my life that emotionally exhaust me

28. favorite makeup brands?

uhhhh whatever’s cheap and doesn’t make my eyes burn ig urban decay is good when I can afford it

29. favorite clothing stores/brands?

Goodwill??? I used to shop at f21 but I try not to anymore

30. what was your first job?

working at a lake teaching windsurfing and sailing and I still work there

31. do you take a lot of naps?

n o  I absolutely  h a t e  taking naps and try to avoid them

32. what is your favorite part about your body?

hmm I have pretty good hair i think and sometimes my eyes? I have huge (genetic) eyebags tho which gets me down

33. are you more dominant or more submissive?

In day to day life I guess I’m more dominant??? like I make decisions when nobody else wants to :0 also idk intimately since iM aN aDuLt vIrGiN and pretty sex repulsed but probably sub 

34. are you more outgoing or more shy?

outgoing but sometimes it makes me annoying

35. how tall are you?

short…………………………. 4′8/143 cm

36. what is your body type?

uhh hourglass????? maybe pear I got them Thunder Thighs according to the guy who got kicked out of drama club for peeping in the girls changing room

37. favorite flower?

calendula, sunflowers, lavender and dianthus!!

38. favorite planet?

Neptune??????????????????

39. what do you want to dress up as for halloween this year?

I wanna be the bride of frankentstein but in a shiro lolita coordinate to make her look ~fancy~ or the Nancy part of Sid and Nancy if I’m in a relationship by that time

40. do you prefer to date people the same age as you, younger, or older?

Ideally the same age and I’m wary of dating anyone more than 2 years younger or older than me but I’m more willing to date older than younger

41. describe the person you’re in love with/have a crush on in great detail.

yall know who it is already but

in a band, dark hair, kinda tall, very fashionable, coincidentally happens to be the same racial mix as me, good at art, very humble, really sweet, lives in SoCal, has a hand tattoo of milk and “aye yah” on his arm, paints his nails orange, wears a lot of rings, gets freckles in the summer, prefers vanilla over chocolate, ties his shoes the cool way

42. who is your biggest inspiration?

idk at the moment? I like to draw from many inspirations

43. do you have any kinks?

???????????????????????????????????

44. do you own any pets?

one (1) very loving cat

45. which celebrity do people say you look the most like?

……………………….. myself

I literally had to google mixed race celebrities and STILL none look like me lol

46. do you like sports?

not really except I weirdly like baseball

47. have you ever seen a broadway musical?

Yes!! I won tickets to On Your Feet and Charlie and The Chocolate Factory

I also won Hamilton tickets but saw it in SF yall should download the app

48. what is your favorite kind of food?

noodles!!

49. would you rather be a fairy or a mermaid?

MERMAID actually I have a mermaid tail too so

50. what is your instagram?

@wishwhale :)

51. glossy lips or matte lips?

glossy by default because I have chronically dry skin/lips so matte lips are sooooooooooooooo uncomfy but it looks good on other people lol

52. do you like cherry, grape, blue raspberry, watermelon, or green apple jolly ranchers the best?

grape because im weird

53. what are your best personality traits?

I’d like to think that I’m kind and sometimes funny

54. what is your ethnicity?

asian/white

55. what different hair colors have you had?

brown and brown with pink that was supposed to be purple

56. favorite disney princess?

Ariel! bc mermaid

57. favorite album of 2017?

Humanz by Gorillaz  or Deep Dream by Daddy Issues I guess

I was weirdly obsessed with Feel Your Feelings Fool when it came out but I’m not really into it anymore though

58. have you ever had braces?

nah

59. favorite holiday?

Halloween! Because dressing up is fun

60. post a selfie.

how do I make this smaller anyways I don’t normally wear this much makeup but I’m going to a small show tonight

61. are you a good swimmer?

Yes!! I swim once a week at my local pool

62. do you wear jewelry?

I used to wear a lot………. like multiple necklaces and bracelets and rings daily but now I wear my ring every day and a necklace/earrings if I remember

63. can you play any instruments?

I’m learning guitar!!

64. do you have any siblings?

short answer is no but you can dm me for the long answer

65. are your grandparents still alive? how old are they?

just my maternal grandmother and she is almost 90! My paternal grandmother lived to 102 so I’m hoping for those good genes though (I think she would have lived longer because my family suspects elder abuse by my weird aunt)

66. who knows the most about you?

hmm probably Demo or Emily

67. are you a more quiet person or do you talk a lot?

I! Never! Shut! Up!

68. what advice would you give to your 13 year old self?

shut the fuck up you stupid bitch you arent cool

69. how many pillows do you sleep on?

two

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c2e45

GUEST GUEST GUEST

Taliesin with his eyeliner is looking especially goth tonight

oh my god you guys had better make some amazing gifs from this I’m already excited

I’m crying Sam you’re so funny

I’m serious I want all the CR cast reaction gifs

Liam is so cute being all excited about his one shot!!

Oh no

Nott don’t blow up the ship

SAM

OH OH IS IT THE GUEST??

I bet its the guest

CALLED IT

oh god it’s a child

is it two children???

WHAT IS HAPPENING

It’s a child and a squirrel??

Jester is gonna adopt her

Taliesin is like shaking his head about this whole puzzle thing

JESTER DON’T SHOW HER THE

oh too late

She’s like Jester 2 I’m crying and I’m scared

I’m crying

Twiggy

“What is that?”

“We found a Twiggy.”

Oooo identify can’t work

“That’s Frumpkin and a half.”

Cad is very concerned about this hyperactive child who hasn’t eaten well lately

Conjuration glyphs… hmmm…

Oh no hideous laughter on Caleb

Aw dang he succeeded on his save roll

Travis just almost spit out his drink when Matt reminded them about the ship’s name

Jester suddenly a little jealous

Cad: “You have an air of authority”

Caleb: *panic mode*

Caleb honey we have talked about using suggestion on nice people

omg Nott’s got bullets

“I’m sorry that I used arcane trickery on you - can I use your happy fun ball?”

ooooooo!

Awwwwwwww. She’s cute I like Twiggy you guys.

Making Caleb all blush.

Awww and now he’s letting her play with Frumpkin all day. SO CUTE.

Oh. Oh that’s not good.

They literally opened a void hole

Caleb is not happy with this at all

Welcome to the Mighty Nein!

NOTT DO NOT GO IN THE HOLE

I dont like it

Oh my god she’s gonna get her head cut off

God I wanted a shopping episode but this is so much better

Oh daaaamn a fancy symbol

Oh shit it’s a vault

oh god oh god oh god

I mean I know they’re not gonna die it’s fine but still

Oh no

they’re somewhere weird without their tank

Somewhere not on the ship

oh good, corpses

I just wanted a nice chill episode did y’all HAVE to fuck with the magic clockwork ball

oh fuck

they are in the ball aren’t they

Cad’s gonna talk to the dead hellllll yeah

Fjord gets so touchy when people insinuate that he’s skinny xD

Oh jeeze I don’t liiiiiiiike thhiiiiiiis

The hut is super convenient tho

“Let’s kill her” I can’t breathe

So many books Caleb is delighted

OH FRICK

FJORD

Oh god oh no

This is baaaaad

oh no a doll

0/10

Matt what’s with the horror stuff

Ohhhh shit a book with spell equations

Caleb’s trying really hard not to put his curiosity about the book over his concern for Fjord

and now he’s taking it

BEAU

and Jester oh dear

“I can’t reach”

Caleb’s gonna cry about all those lost spell books

…an orb?

sure not THAT kind of orb

It’s gonna be an Aladdin’s lamp thing. Touch nothing but the lamp/orb.

OH DAMN is this their first dragon?? I cant remember but I think so

This episode has been a total mixed bag of hilarious and intense and just wtf

They’re all gonna die

I just wanted a nice calm episode with no life or death situations you guys

55 damage

they’re dead

they’re VERY dead

Guys I need to be up in 7 hours why the FUCK did you get yoruselves into a dragon fight

OKAY OKAY WAIT

JESTER CAN JUST PAINT THEM A DOORWAY OUT

Seriously Travis this is why we don’t fucking touch shit!!!!!!

There has to be an out somewhere, Matt wouldn’t just let them walk into this at level 7 without having an out for them

this WILL be a TPK if they stay

AHHHHH JESTER

HOLY SHIT

fuck

oh

oh god

OH NO

FUCK

god DAMMIT IT WAS SO CLOSE

that could have saved them I cry

Oh no oh god oh no they’re dead

what is happening

I… cannot believe Fjord smashing his head into the crystal worked

Oh god, they’re gonna die

Or they’re gonna leave before Caleb and Nott even make it to the fucking dragon chamber

Taliesin is SO PROUD when he’s able to keep someone alive as Cad

Oh Jester

Oh Laura

Oh jester baby

Oh sweet girl

I need to sleep but I cant because I’m pretty sure the last time I passed out early Molly died

They need to leave but Nott and Caleb aren’t there yet

No more splitting up if you lose one of the group you go after them immediately this is so stupid they could be getting away if Nott and Caleb weren’t behind

OH FUCK THEY’RE PRONE

GET UP AND THEN EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT

“We’re running, It’s bad” CAD THAT’S THE BIGGEST UNDERSTATeMENT

yesss go Taliesin good call

NOTT GET UP AND RUN YOU IDIOT

nott

no

oh god oh god

Oh god please just run

get the fuck OUT Caleb

“Caleb wait for—oh, okay, bye.” Ouch, that hurts.

Oh god Jester.

We’re gonna lose Jester. I feel it.

oh thank god those bad rolls against Jester

Guys I’m literally gonna throw up

I cant believe Nott took that hit so that Jester could flee

JESTER AND NOTT ARE OUT

RUN JESTER RUN

I CANT BREATHE

SHE HAD 1 HP

AHHHHHHHH

KILL IT

HDYWTDT

PLEASE

YEEEESSSSS

LOOK AT HER SHE DID IT

AHHHHHHH

she did it

oh my god

im weeping

literally shaking

“this is for my ONY FRIENDS”

welcome to the Mighty Nein, baby girl.

please call it, matt, im so tired

oh thank god im going to cry

Orli is fucking tired of your antics, Mighty Nein.

AWWW Matt that was so sweet, letting her have a tooth

I’m crying you guys

Oh shit they were in there for a week??

Caleb’s moody about losing the books. But I’m so proud of him that he chose his friends over the knowledge.

Go the dos I can go to bed please I’m begging

Twiggy you’re so adorable I love you come back someday.

Oh Jester, baby girl. It’ll be okay, honey.

I’m very emotional.

Y’all they need a vacation. A nice day off. No near death nonsense for like two solid episodes.

“Weirdly I think I’m great.” that’s good to hear.

Caduceus is the best team dad you guys.