#its too late for this but i wish i could bail on my friends wedding

[lightyaoigami]

oughghg i hate when THINGS happen to me to make my PLANS go AWRY!!!!!!

[bucky-at-bedtime]

Right Under My Nose

Chapter One: An Intricate Idea

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader (Background Steve Rogers x Natasha Romanoff)

Summary: When you lie to your mum about having a date to your brother’s wedding, things spiral swiftly and ridiculously. Suddenly, your thrust into fake-dating your best friend, and everything begins to change.

A/n: I’ve joined the fake dating train lets see how this goes lmao. This story is cliché. It will be full of stereotypes and unrealistic situations, but it will also be fun. It will be cute and funny and writing it bought me a lot of joy. Not everything can be groundbreaking. So, if you don’t mind a few fanfic clichés, please, do read on.

If you want to be tagged, have any questions or just want to chat, send me an ask!

It’s late when you show up to the bar. You slip into the usual booth, falling boneless against the padded seat and take a deep breath. Tequila-stained leather. Copious amounts of beer. Fried potato. It’s all familiar and comforting. The stress runs away with the breath you let out. Temporarily.

“Sorry,” you huff, brushing the hair back away from your face, “mum called, and I couldn’t get her to stop talking for like two hours.”

When you finally open your eyes, the amused faces of Steve and Natasha are across from you. Bucky is beside you, his hand on your shoulder, jokingly comforting. The cozy bar is dimly lit, strung with fading fairy lights. Your usual booth could be found in the back, a seemingly permanent bowl of hot fries in the middle.

“We thought you might’ve drowned,” Bucky chuckled, gesturing towards the pouring rain that streamed down the windows. You had leant against the brick wall of the bar, under a miniscule amount of shade to avoid getting drenched.

“I wish I had.” You smirked, picking up the full beer bottle they had bought you and taking a swig.

“What did mum want? Is she gonna call me about the seating arrangements?” Steve butted in, questioning you about your mother’s wedding advice. He had popped the question to Nat a mere 6 months ago after a 6-year long relationship. Somehow, they had only become more in love.

“Of course she is, this wedding means more to her than the latest episode of This is Us.” You shook your head gently as Steve smiled proudly, throwing his arm across Nat’s shoulder. “She actually wanted to know who my date for your wedding is.”

The entire bar seemed to fall silent in the wake of your statement.

You watched lamely as Steve choked on his mouthful of beer. Nat was blinking rapidly at you, her eyebrows raised. Bucky just looked confused, staring off to the side as if trying to recall past conversations. The intimidating red-head was the one to break the silence.

“As the people getting married and your best friends,” she started, leaning forward, “I think we are collectively offended that we weren’t aware of your date”

Steve and Bucky nodded their heads in agreement.

You shook your head, attempting to avoid eye contact with all of them. “I don’t have a date. That’s the issue.”

“I’m gonna need someone to explain this one.” Bucky mumbled, brows still furrowed in deep confusion.

You huffed, wished you hadn’t said anything, then started the explanation.

“I, very stupidly, ticked ‘+1’ on Steve and Nat’s invitations. I thought it might give me some incentive to actually find a date.” You winced, realising how dumb the whole idea was. “And if I brought a date, it would show my ex that I’m not going to die alone without him.”

They continued to stare blankly at you. You attempted to spot one of them blinking. Your forehead quickly found the hard, wooden table. “I’ve made it so much worse.”

“So…” Steve’s voice interrupted your attempt to drown in your own anxiety. “Did you tell her that he bailed? Or that he’s terribly ill?”

“Or maybe that he doesn’t exist?” Nat piped up. You glared at her.

“No,” you huffed, “I changed the subject to the wedding and she talked about floral arrangements for 20 minutes.

“You realise my wedding is in two weeks, yeah?” Steve finally took another sip of beer, one eyebrow staying raised.

“Yes, thank you, I realise that,” you switched to glaring at him. You didn’t want to think about it.

“So, what’re you gonna do?” Bucky. His turn to receive a glare.

“That’s a really good question that I have no answer to.”

“You could tell them it didn’t work out?”  Nat suggested.

You groaned and picked up your beer, taking another long drink before replying.

“Mum already doubts that I am in a relationship, she’d immediately suspect I’m lying.”

There was a moment when everybody seemed to run out of ideas. The fairy lights around you winked and flickered, as if to taunt you. Your beer sat almost-empty on the table. You had subconsciously started picking at the label and now only left a sticky residue in its wake. Spending another family-gathering single might actually kill you at this point.

“Well, we’re walking down the aisle together, right?” Bucky, seemingly changing the subject, turned to the couple across the table. They nodded. As best man and maid of honour, the two of you would be paired up for the ceremony. He turned back to you. “So, why don’t I come with you?”

It was your turn to raise a confused brow. “Barnes, what are you talking about?” You looked back at Steve who looked just as confused as you, and Nat, who already seemed to approve of Bucky’s idea.

“I’ll come along and satiate your family, as your boyfriend. Then, after a few weeks or months or whatever, you can tell them we just decided to go back to being friends.”

“Plus,” Nat added, “That could be why you didn’t want to tell them too much – didn’t want anything to change between you and your friend.”

Your eyes widened as they explained, and you watched Steve’s face as it morphed into one of approval.

“So, what? I’ve had this secret boyfriend for months and show up with Bucky?”

“He’s my best friend, mum’d be so mad that we kept this from her,” Steve adds, particularly unhelpful.

“Plus, all of our friends will be there – how would they ever believe that Bucky and I are suddenly together?”

“reveal it now.”

“What?”

“Post a photo on Instagram or something – reveal you’re together before the wedding so nobody is shocked when you show up together.”

You looked over at Steve, expecting him to still look unsure, but there seemed to be a look of approval on his face as he nodded slowly, “yeah, that could work.”  

“You don’t think this is all a bit too complicated just to keep my one dumb mistake a secret?”

“I mean, unless you wanna sit at the singles table with Uncle Simon…”

“Oh god,” you turned to look a Bucky, sitting beside you with an amused smile on his face, “Barnes, you wanna be my boyfriend, temporarily?”

“It would be an honour,” he laughed, before throwing an arm over your shoulders and pulling you close to him.

“Okay, it’s settled then.” You looked back at Steve and Nat. “I have a date to your wedding.”

“Here, I know the perfect photo to reveal your guys’ secret relationship,” Natasha teased, pulling out her phone and scrolling for a few seconds. “I took this when we were at the beach a few weeks back.”

She turned the screen to you and Bucky and you saw yourselves. You were sitting on the sand leaning back with your legs outstretched in front of you. Bucky was situated in between them, resting back against you. Your head was thrown back in laughter at something Bucky had said and he had a massive, cheesy grin on his face. You realised that out of context, this picture looked very intimate.

“Wow – we really do look like we’re together,” you mumbled, taking the phone from Nat to observe the picture more closely. You sent it to yourself.

“Caption it something like ‘Can’t believe he was always right in front of me’ or ‘lucky to have him,’ people will love it.”

You turned back to Bucky before posting it, your brows furrowed in concern. “Are you sure you wanna do this, Buck? Everyone we know is gonna ask about it.”

He shrugged, “I’d do anything for you, baby.”

You laughed and hit his shoulder gently.

“Okay.” You looked down at the Instagram post you had prepared, “I captioned it ‘sometimes the things you need are right under your nose, loveheart emoji’”

With the agreement of your 3 friends, your hit post.

irondaddy: @ms.potts I knew it

sam_the_falcon: wtf

sam_the_falcon: excuse me

witchy-wanda: congrats guys!!

godofthunder: about time these two came to their senses

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Hana and Taemin for the ship meme??

— ultimate ship meme! | @busanbunnie

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Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs (they defined it)

How long will they last? - I think this is a very loving case of ‘til death do us part’, and their love even transcends AUs of all kinds and genres, honESTLY, MAYBE FOREVER

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I’ll be bold enough to say I think it was like meeting The One? I wouldn’t say Love At First Sight, but something about them meeting struck me like two souls destined to find one another, actually finding one another. So, I think it happened relatively fast, but not too fast

How was their first kiss? - Considering Taemin didn’t use to kiss at all back then, on his side there was a lot of hesitation from there, and I can imagine Hana might have been shy about it, so it was a lot of careful testing the water, and then so chaste that all my teeth fell out and regrew immediately due to its sweetness and emotional power

Wedding:

Who proposed? - I don’t remember what I might have said for this section in other occasions, but I do believe Taemin would have been the one? I can’t promise he managed to keep it a secret from Hana because he probably involved Minhwan to figure out how to best go about it and also because he was panicking lmao, but in the end, they did, and it probably wasn’t very fancy, just a romantic moment in the bliss of domestic intimacy

Who is the best man/men? - Definitely Minhwan, like, yo

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Gale might be available for the spot, she might feel inappropriate, but I’d hope they convinced her to it anyway (because she’d feel loved and honoured)

Who did the most planning? - I think both, although Taemin probably let Hana go off and do a lot herself while he stood by and followed instructions to the letter, 1. because he trusts her decisions more than he trusts himself in general, 2. because I feel like Hana would love organising it? so he’d absolutely let her, 3. he’s a disaster and we been knew

Who stressed the most? - Maybe Taemin? I feel like (obviously always correct me, pls, like, I wanna knOW) Hana would stress over technicalities, the wedding itself, invitations, the places, just the organisatory aspect of it, and Taemin would over actually being a good man for Hana to say yes to

How fancy was the ceremony? -Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - No one! Everyone who needed to be there was there, and then some: Hana’s family, Hana’s teammates, Gale, maybe a few coworker of Minhwan and Taemin’s here and there

Sex:

Who is on top? - *cough* Well, depends on what position they’re fee- okay, just, Taemin

Who is the one to instigate things? - They seem to do both equally, and spontaneously, just a healthy loving couple with a healthy, adoring sex life

How healthy is their sex life? -Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? -Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - I’m seriously confused by this question, like, every time? Am I supposed to provide, like, an average amount of minutes, I’m- somebody who has sex, please let me know lmao, nah, okay, I’d say, an average amount?

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - A b s o l u t e l y, because Hana and Taemin are nothing short of a healthy, loving, respecting relationship between two people who love and respect one another very, VERY FKING MUCH, and they’d both want to assure that both parties receive as much as they give

How rough are they in bed? -Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Two! A little baby girl and a little LITTLE BABY BOY

How many children will they adopt? - We’ve never actually considered or spoken about this, but I actually feel like Taemin would consider? When it comes to seeing the opportunity to free a child from a childhood perhaps as dark as his had been, why wouldn’t he take it? How would Hana feel

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - They’re both quite hard-working people, so I feel like all these sorts of stuff they try to balance it out as much as possible, they work together because they’re a team and as such, everyone gets their turn

Who is the stricter parent? - I’m not quite sure, actually, I feel like they’d both spoilt them in different ways? Mostly with attention I feel, and utmost support

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - I feel like Hana would do a better job at it, because Taemin is a tad too apprehensive in this context; where Hana would guide and teach, Taemin might just... worry too much

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Resident cook, TAEMIN

Who is the more loved parent? - Gotta be honest, might actually be Hana. It’s just a natural thing that, if the relationship is well, there’s just the slightest bit of a tighter bond between a mother and her children, she’s spent so much more time with them and besides, who the heck wouldn’t love Hana

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - I feel like it depends entirely on their schedule; they’d probably try to go together, because they’re supportive parents who want to show that they’re there, but again, it’d depend entirely on work and whatnot

Who cried the most at graduation? - I think, Hana? == AND I DON’T BLAME HER, tbh I was probably there too, crying (although, neither are anywhere near the age of graduating yet)

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Well

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Taemin! It’s his *french voice* passiòn

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Not quite sure? Maybe Hana, because Taemin’s happy eating just about anything, and Hana’s got her Fave Snacks™ I’m assuming and besides, there’s a fat chance Taemin would have tried to spoil the heckers outta her

Who does the grocery shopping? - Whoever’s got the time, I suppose? OR EVEN BETTER, BOTH TOGETHER! Grocery Shopping Date™

How often do they bake desserts? - Not as often as they should >:(

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -  Headcanon that they’re both meat lovers? What does the jury say?

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - OH HANA’S amazing at surprises, so far we’ve had quite a few scenarios where Hana was just “boom, I cooked for you” and Taemin had no idea, but what would be even funnier, is if they tried to surprise the other simultaneously, constantly trying to shoo the other out of the kitchen to get it done, and then in the end they figure it out and just... cook it together and it’s sweet and domestic and I love them

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - They both seem more fond of the stay at home variant? Like, they def go out on dates too, but Hana has quite an exhausting job and as someone who works on the computer, just for the eyes alone, not only her job as a mecha pilot is tiring, so I can see her being tired late and wanting to be cosy and Taemin loves cooking for them and I think they both just love to stay and cuddle

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - H...m... maybe Hana

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Whoever gets up last, which is why we have to have a thread where they try to race each other to try and not be the one who has to make the bed and whatnot

Who is really against chores? - Taemin’s lowkey so lazy in this context, he does them, but, Christ, he’s gonna be so pouty about it, how does Hana put up with him

Who cleans up after the pets? - BOTH!

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Both?

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Depends entirely on who the guests are! It might be Taemin because they’re most likely either Hana’s teammates, family, or other friends so he’s worried about impressing them; or it might be Hana because the same people, but she actually wants to welcome them properly.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - HANA! I don’t know why, I’m just picturing her victory shout and her cheering and I love her

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Depends on whether they take ‘em together or not

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Whoever’s got the time! But I feel, for some reason, Hana is probably better with them: I remember we headcanoned them being quite big dogs, and Hana is used to handling things as difficult as a mecha and is physically more fit than Taemin (she’s so hot, fyi)

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - ALWAYS, EVERY HOLIDAY, EVERY OCCASION AND I HEADCANON HANA IS THE QUEEN OF DECORATIONS

What are their goals for the relationship? - Long days and pleasant nights, to continue being happy together, be there for one another, and just be the perfect couple that they are

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Depends entirely on what had happened the night before, but if Taemin takes to preparing breakfasts, especially for the kiddos, he’d leave Hana the luxury (also because she games so late into the night); plus considering the first almost year after either of the children’s births, she’d have to constantly get up during the night to feed them, BASICALLY SHE DESERVES TO SLEEP IN, and if they sleep in together, even better

Who plays the most pranks? - Please let this be Hana because I wanna see her pranking Taemin, PLS PLS PLS

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100 Questions

it’s long so it’s under the cut, but man was this fun. thanks for the tag @the-most-beautiful-broom ♥ i’ll tag my loves (if you want to haha this is a lot) @raven-reyes-of-sunshine @perhalta @dracovengeance @hedaalicia and @amihanmayari

1. What is your nickname? Bails

2. How old are you? 24

3. What is your birth month? February

4. What is your zodiac sign? Aquarius!

5. What is your favorite color? green (Aw hey linds, same !!) 

6. What’s your lucky number? I was number 8 for marching band every single year (F8 for flute 8) except my junior year, and my junior year we had a shit show, so im calling that. 

7. Do you have any pets? 5 dogs back home in seattle but none where i live now or in NY when i get back

8. Where are you from? everywhere and nowhere. my dads military. but im american! 

9. How tall are you? 5’ 5″

10. What shoe size are you? 7

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? A whole lot, but they’re not always all with me. 

12. Are you random? not really. im pretty set in my routines and very comfortably a home body

13. Last person you texted? my best friend @broadwaybound2016

14. Are you psychic in any way? not even a little tbh

15. Last TV show watched? The Bold Type (WATCH IT ITS AMAZING)

16. Favorite movie? I’m not really sure but i just watched Love, Simon and im literally just crying because of it right now so im gonna go with that until further notice

17. Favorite show from your childhood? probably Lizze McGuire

18. Do you want children? Nope

19. Do you want a church wedding? I dont really want to get married

20. What is your religion? agnostic? maybe? im not religious, and not very spiritual. I love spirituality, things like crystals and stuff, but i try not to appropriate those things from groups/cultures who actually use them. I’d love to learn more about them and be someone who actually knew how to practice but, again, i dont want to step on toes culturally and take things that aren’t mine to take

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? a lot! a ton of surgeries on my ears

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? nope, im literally a goody two shoes

23. How is life? lovely

24. Baths or showers? showers!

25. What color socks are you wearing? i dont really wear socks? i like those little half socks. I’m not wearing any rn

26. Have you ever been famous? nope.

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? probably. i’d love to have a voice, and if it was for doing something i love, i cant think of anything better than getting to share my passion with the world like that. But it would definitely be a lot of pressure

28. What type of music do you like? i’m into literally anything. I love Hayley Kiyoko, the 1975, big fan of just basic pop like ariana grande and charlie puth, Harry Styles’s album is a masterpiece, Shawn Mendes, 5th Harmony. i love anything.

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Yes!!

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? just two!

31. What position do you usually sleep in? on my stomach

32. How big is your house? my house at home is a 5 bedroom 3 bath, my apt in amsterdam rn is just a room in a hotel type place with my own bathroom, and my apt in nyc is a studio

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? i literally hardly ever eat breakfast, but i love a bagel

34. Have you ever left the country? I’m in europe RIGHT NOW! lol

35. Have you ever tried archery? once, i was terrible

36. Do you like anyone? Not right now, but i might want too

37. Favorite swear word? i love the word fuck. it’s got so much you can do with it. i swear like a sailor.

38. When do you fall asleep? ummmmmm? whenever i guess lol 

39. Do you have any scars? A few small ones. a decent one on my knee from falling off my bike when i was 8

40. Sexual orientation? Bisexual

41. Are you a good liar? excellent

42. What languages would you like to learn? ALLLL the languages. I’d love to learn native hawai’ian. i spent my high school years there and the culture is so incredible, and i was so welcomed into it by my friends who were from there, i’d love a chance to really connect too it and try to learn that. 

43. Top 10 songs? Oh boy... im just gonna bullet these because i cant decide the order but this is the general

the way i am - charlie puth

young god - halsey 

rather be - clean bandit

feelings - hayley kiyoko

woman - harry styles 

make me feel - janelle monáe 

six inch heels - beyonce 

get right witcha - migos

my my my - troye sivan 

nice for what - drake 

44. Do you like your country? i’m torn at the moment. I hate tr*mp and everything him and his stand for, but i think america can be a wonderful place. 

45. Do you have friends from the web? Yes!! <3

46. What is your personality type? MBTI: INTP 

47. Hogwarts House? Ravenclaw

48. Can you curl your tongue? yes!

49. Pick one fictional character you can relate to? I am Hermione and Hermione is me. (also i really relate a lot to Lexa from the 100, which... is interesting. the way she suppresses feelings, her generally logical approach to things, the way she is totally useless around pretty girls.) 

50. Left or right handed? right!

51. Are you scared of spiders? If they’re like, big spiders yes. or if they come out of nowhere. im way more scared of cockroaches tho.

52. Favorite food? For some reason this question has been really hard for me lately? idk. i love a good indian style curry, and tacos? 

53. Favorite foreign food? Indian!

54. Are you a clean or messy person? I’m CLEAN, but im messy. i feel like cleanliness and orderliness have been misconstrued to mean the same thing, but clean is to dirty as orderly is to messy. I’m clean and messy, i am not very orderly, and i am NOT dirty. 

55. If you could switch your gender for a day, what would you do? Experience a walk down the street in a city at night where im not afraid

56. What color underwear? black

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? not too long, but it sometimes takes me a long ass time to pick an outfit 

58. Do you have much of an ego? It’s as big as it should be. 

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? i suck on them until i can bite them

60. Do you talk to yourself? Constantly.

61. Do you sing to yourself? Hell yeah

62. Are you a good singer? i’m decent but i need another voice to match with. on my own i can’t carry a tune. 

63. Biggest Fears? failure. and heights. 

64. Are you a gossip? I can be, but never about like.. bad things. I like to talk about how this friend or that friend did x y z cool thing but im not like “omg did you hear so and so hooked up with so and so” 

65. Are you a grammar nazi? Not really because i can’t spell for shit

66. Do you have long or short hair? Short-ish? i cut my hair in march of LAST YEAR and then trimmed it again this year and i want it to fucking grow

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? i would definitely forget some

68. Favorite school subject? History

69. Extrovert or Introvert? Pretty introverted. 

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Nah, im not allowed too for medical reasons

71. What makes you nervous? when I see kids wandering and their parents not noticing (okay im keeping that because me too, but also travelling? like the in-transit part of travel, catching busses/trains/planes makes me panic)

72. Are you scared of the dark? not at all

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? i try not too unless its major. usually its unintentional or the mistake is irrelevant to the flow of the conversation/situation  

74. Are you ticklish? Yes, but i hate being tickled unless its like, my sister or my dad

75. Have you ever started a rumor? No

76. Have you ever been out of your home country? Yes i have lol (linds, ily, we DEFINITELY have been over this already)

77. Have you ever drank underage? a little, but not until i was like 19, and then i was in europe for 6 months, so i didnt REALLY drink underage until i was like... less than 6 months to 21

78. Have you ever done drugs? Pot pretty regularly here in Amsterdam, and i’ve done shrooms

79. What do you fantasize about? getting a beautiful loft in a big city (preferrably london or NYC), with a kick ass job, a dog, and maybe a girlfriend with huge curly hair.

80. How many piercings do you have? Four

81. Can you roll your R’s? Yep!

82. How fast can you type? I just took a little online quiz that said i can type 72 words per minute with 93% accuracy? 

83. How fast can you run? lol I don’t run (same linds... same)

84. What color is your hair? brown!

85. What color are your eyes? Green!

86. What are you allergic to? I’m a bit lactose intolerant and pineapple makes my tongue itch?

87. Do you keep a journal? no, but i wish i did sometimes 

88. Are you depressed about anything? I’m not depressed “about anything”, im just generally someone who experiences a pretty mild case of depression.

89. Do you like your age? Yeah, i dig it.

90. What makes you angry? bigotry, ignorance, and spilling things. I spill drinks constantly, i spilled a WHOLE BOWL OF CEREAL ON MY FLOOR THE OTHER NIGHT.  

91. Do you like your own name? I didn’t used too but i really do now

92. Did you ever get a foreign object up your nose? not that i know of

93. Do you want a boy or a girl for a child? I don’t want kids. 

94. What talents do you have? i have a pretty great memory, but for random things i dont need 

95. Sun or moon? Moon <3

96. How did you get your name? My dad, he just liked it. My middle name was also my dad, he heard the name Jess on the movie A Man From Snowy River and he thought it was a nice like, nickname/pet name, so he gave me the middle name Ges (pronounced like Jess) with the intent of calling me that (it didnt stick), but he didn’t want anyone to think my middle name was Jessica, so he spelled it Ges.

97. Are you religious? I am not, but i have a lot of respect for the concept of religion, as long as its used for the real purpose, which is to make people feel peace and help people find love and comfort. 

98. Have you ever been to a therapist? I have not, but i shold

99. Color of your bedspread? White

100. Color of your room? White, with one black wall 

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Jaylos Fanfic (Because I Love You)

Hey guys! This fic is long overdue, sorry about that… But it’s finally up and I really hope you like and enjoy it! Comments and suggestions are highly encouraged! Sorry if anyone’s ooc or if anything is wrong… The whole festival thing is based off the Descendants Mobile Game and Wicked World by the way. So here we go! Enjoy!!

 Because I Love You

The Auradon Heritage Festival had just begun. There were tents and booths everywhere. The campus was filled with games, prizes and food! Everyone at Auradon Prep was celebrating the annual festival. This year, however, was different. It was special because this was the first Heritage Festival since the VK’s arrived in Auradon. Everyone was pretty excited for it, especially the Villain Kids. They had never been to an actual festival, so they were curious to see what was in store for them. And there was indeed a lot in store…

“Jay! I wanna try Mal’s Villain-icature Booth! Or the Mindreader Booth! Or maybe we could try the-” “Whoa there, C! Slow down…” Jay said slowly while trying to keep his friend still.

“I’m sure we’ll have enough time to try all the booths.” the older teen assured.

 Carlos smiled.

“Okay. Whatever you say, Jay! But which one should we check out first?!” he asked excitedly. 

 Jay thought for a moment. 

 He wanted to go to the bazaar because there would be lots of stuff for him to stea-…um…buy! He also wanted to check out the Horror Booth.

That would be wicked! he thought to himself. 

But, Carlos wouldn’t like that. And the last thing Jay wanted was to scare his friend. He cared very deeply for Carlos. On the Isle, villains were forbidden to care, but even then, he still cared for the white-haired boy. He always did.

“Why don’t you decide?” Jay smiled.

“You sure?” Carlos asked raising his brow in question.

The older teen nodded.

“Alright…” Carlos said, still uncertain, but nevertheless happy. “If it’s okay with you, I guess. Maybe we could check on Mal and her booth before going around…” he shrugged.

“Your wish is my command, Mr. De Vil.” Jay teased. The younger teen laughed as the two of them headed to Mal’s tent. They managed to get through the crowd and into Mal’s tent.

It was a purple tent with a mix of Auradon and VK edge… Mal’s specialty.

“Hey guys! How may I help you?” Mal greeted as they entered.

“It’s not like you to offer assistance, Mal…” Jay smirked.

“Whatever.” she scowled while rolling her eyes. “If you don’t like it, I can always tell King B-” “I’m just kidding. Geez!” Jay said, raising his hands up in surrender.

Mal grinned then went back to her art. They may have chosen the path of the good, but some things just never changed.

“So, why are you really here?” she asked. 

“We just wanted to check on your booth before going to all the others.” Carlos said. 

“Good choice.” Mal smiled. “The other booths are great and all, but I’d watch out if I were you…” she warned.

“Watch out for what…?” he asked in confusion.

“You’ll see.” she winked mischievously. 

And before either of them could say a thing, more Auradonians flooded the tent. They were pushed away by the crowd and somehow ended up outside.

“I wonder what Mal was talking about…” Carlos said to his friend worriedly.

“I’m sure she was only joking. She’s probably just trying to get back at me for what I said to her earlier.” Jay replied, putting a hand on Carlos’ shoulder. A slight blush crept up his face.

Carlos shrugged. “Yeah. I guess you’re right…”

“I always am.” Jay grinned as he put his friend into a headlock and playfully ruffled his hair.

The younger teen was used to this behavior. He learned to just go with it. After all, Jay was his best friend. Carlos joined Jay’s playful laughter as he tried to squirm out of his grip.

“Besides… What could we possible need to ‘watch out’ for?” Jay remarked, finally letting go of Carlos.

But before the white-haired teen could reply, Jay felt himself being blindfolded and his body slightly tied up.

“What gives?!” he shouted. He couldn’t see anything. “Who are you? Where are you taking me? You’re gonna be in serious trouble once I find out who you are!”

Then, he quickly sensed the presence of a body beside him. It was probably still Carlos. Jay was about to warn his friend when suddenly-

“Relax, Jay…” a voice said into his ear. “It’s just me, Evie!”

“E-Evie?!” stammered Jay, calming down slightly. “What are you doing, capturing and ambushing people in the middle of the festival?!” he asked​exasperatedly.

“Just relax, Jay. I’ll explain on the way.” she replied, leading Jay to an unknown location.

“On the way to where?” he asked, still blindfolded and clueless as ever.

“You’ll see… Now, hurry up! We might be late!” she exclaimed, pulling him faster.

Jay sighed. It looked like he wasn’t gonna be able to get out of this one. So much for his day alone with Carlos…

At least he doesn’t have to go through whatever this is… Jay thought to himself.

He just wanted to get this thing over with as soon as possible so that he could return to his Carlos.

It’s not like they were dating or anything; although, Jay wished… He just wanted to spend time with his best friend. They were a pair, a dynamic duo. But, they had both been pretty busy since they moved to Auradon, so Jay thought that maybe this Heritage Festival would be his chance to stay with Carlos, like old times. And hopefully something more…

After walking for what seemed like forever, they finally slowed down. Jay could hear a crowd cheering and band music playing.

“Congratulations to our newly weds, Audrey and Chad!” a voice, which sounded like Lonnie’s, announced. 

Newlyweds?! Jay thought. Then it hit him.

The Marraige Booth.

All he wanted was to be with Carlos, but instead, he was about to “get married.” The mere thought of doing this already gave Jay butterflies. Although it wasn’t real, it would still be in front of so many people! Sure, Jay flirted with tons of girls, but this was different. He didn’t even know who he was getting married to, nor did he want to get married!

They finally stopped waking. Light flooded into Jay’s eyes as Evie removed the blindfold. He blinked a couple of times before regaining his proper sight again. Once his eyes were fully functional again, he scanned his surroundings.

The first thing he noticed was that he was inside a small tent. Beside him was a clothes rack with tuxedos and dresses on it. Across that, he spotted a small dressing area. Lastly, he saw a crown prop that he assumed was part of the ceremony.

Jay turned to Evie who was already choosing a tux for him and said, “What am I doing here?”

Evie removed the maroon tuxedo from its hanger and went to Jay. “You’re getting married. Duh!” she said nonchalantly, rolling her eyes. Her friend was so oblivious sometimes.

“I know I’m getting married but I’m asking you why? Can’t I bail? I don’t even know who this person is!” Jay said losing his patience.

“Calm down, Jay.” Evie frowned as she helped him put on the tux. “You were requested by someone. You’re gonna love it! Just trust me…”

Requested? By who? Jay wondered. I guess if that’s the case, it shouldn’t be too bad. Who knows, maybe it’ll even be a little fun. he thought to himself.

Evie put the crown on his head then gestured him outside the tent and onto the stage, where the ceremony took place.

"Fine.” Jay sighed in defeat. “Let’s just get this over with… Hopefully, it won’t be so bad.”

Trying to stay positive, he flashed his best smile and went outside.

However, the moment he stepped on stage, he wished he hadn’t.

Across the stage was a boy in a white tuxedo. He had a crown on his head too. And Jay could already notice his freckles form afar. His hair was black at the roots but white overall. Finally, they’re eyes locked and both of them blushed. It was Carlos. Carlos de Vil. His best friend was now in front of him.

“C-Carlos… W-what?” Jay stuttered, still not believing what was in front of him.

“Jay?”

“Did you-”

“N-n-no! Don’t worry, I’m just as surprised as you are.” Carlos said, waving his arms exasperatedly.

“One minute, I’m walking beside you. The next, I’m being dragged into a tent by Doug!” he rushed to explain.

Jay let out a sigh of relief. At least they both had no clue of what was going on. Though, he still couldn’t help but feel a little disappointed that it wasn’t Carlos that requested for them to get married. Maybe it was just the world telling him that them being together was impossible. That they couldn’t be with each other. That this was all just wishful thinking…

Jay turned to Evie, who was standing behind him, smiling, and said, “Evie! I-I can’t ma-marry him!”

Carlos’ face fell.

“Why not?” Evie frowned. “Is it because he’s your best friend?” she asked.

“No… Well yes… But no!” he answered, slightly annoyed.

“Is it because he’s a guy?” she continued.

“No!” Jay said.

“Is it because you aren’t friends anymore?” she questioned.

“No, why would you even think that?!” Jay replied angrily.

He was tired of all these questions. All he wanted to do was leave and go back to exploring the fair with his friends.

But then, from the corner of his eye, he saw Carlos’ face. He looked hurt, as though he was on the verge of tears. The younger teen sighed sadly and began to walk down the stage.

Jay felt guilt wash over him. He didn’t want Carlos to leave thinking that Jay didn’t care for him. That Jay didn’t want to marry him… He was just trying to protect his friend from knowing the truth. The truth about how much Jay loved him. The truth about how much he cared for him. The truth about how much Carlos meant to him. The truth about how much Jay wanted to tell Carlos, but couldn’t because he was scared it might ruin their friendship; scared that he didn’t feel the same way.

“Jay, answer the question!” Evie’s voice echoed, snapping Jay back into reality.

“Why not? Is he not good enough for you?” she asked firmly.

“No! Of course not.” he replied. Jay had had enough.

“Then, why not?!”

“Its because I love him!” he blurted out of frustration.

The crowd fell silent.

It seemed like everything around him just stopped. Evie’s eyes widened. Jay froze. He was horrified by what he had just done. His eyes quickly darted to Carlos. He was the only thing that mattered now…

Carlos just stood there stunned. He stopped in his tracks.

Did he hear him correctly? Did Jay really love him?

Carlos’ face expressed a mix of different emotions. It showed shock, confusion and strangely, a hint of relief. The white-haired boy slowly approached his best friend.

“Y-you l-love me?” Carlos finally managed to choke out.

Jay sighed, not daring to look at him in the eye. It was time that he learned the truth. He deserved it. “Yeah…” Jay confirmed. “I know what you must be feeling now, and that you have every right to feel angry. But I just want you to hear me out,” he continued, still not making eye-contact with the younger boy.

“Jay, I-”

“I just wanted you to know that I love you. I always have, even on the Isle. You always seemed to brighten my day. You were the perfect guy, and friend, that I could never seem to stop thinking about.” he said while holding back tears. Jay wasn’t one to cry, especially in front of people.

“I knew that you couldn’t possibly feel the same way… I never told you because I knew that if I did, it would ruin our friendship. And, nothing was worth that.”

Everyone was now listening intently, but Jay didn’t care. He needed to do this. Not for himself, but for the one he loved.

“Jay, please-”

“That’s why I didn’t want to marry you. Even if it is just fake, it would’ve been so awkward for you, and too much for me. I could never take advantage of you like that. You’re my best friend.” Jay said, staring at his feet anxiously.

“I’m sorry… I’m sorry for not telling you. I’m sorry for making you cry just now. I’m sorry for putting you through all this. I’m sorry for-”

“Jay, look at me!” Carlos said locking his eyes with Jay’s.

He wasn’t going to let Jay blame himself for everything and apologize for it when he had done nothing wrong.

“Jay, please. You don’t need to apologize.” he said.

His eyes softened. “Don’t blame yourself for anything. You’re my best friend too.”

“I know, but I’m sor-”

“No, Jay. I’m sorry…” Carlos said.

Jay furrowed his eyebrows in confusion.

Carlos continued, “I’m sorry I made you feel this way too. I would never want to hurt you, besides, I haven’t been entirely honest with you either…”

Jay was more confused than ever, and so was the crowd.

Carlos finally plucked up enough courage and said, “What I’m trying to say is… I love you too.”

Jay’s heart soared. He loved him back? He couldn’t believe it!

The younger teen smiled. “Of course, I love you, Jay. How could I not? You’re caring, compassionate and a great friend…” he continued. “I never would’ve thought that you felt the same way until today. It’s all that I’ve ever hoped for.”

“It’s funny how we both never told each other. I guess we’re both losers now, huh?” Carlos teased, trying to lighten the moment.

Jay laughed. “Nope. Just you!” he said jokingly. “Why didn’t you ever say? It could’ve saved us all this trouble.”

“I guess I was scared.” Carlos confessed.

“Well, you don’t have to be anymore…” Jay grinned.

Carlos grinned back.

At long last, Evie wiped the tears sparkling in her eyes and squealed, “Finally, you two… Let’s get this show on the road! Well… stage….” Jay and Carlos both shrugged then went up to their friend.

“Ready to do this?” Carlos asked nervously.

“I was ready since the day I first met you, Carlos De Vil.” Jay smiled.

Evie turned to Carlos first and said, “Do you, Carlos De Vil, take Jay, Son of Jafar, as your Auradonianly wedded partner?”

Carlos took Jay’s hand. He might’ve even caught a glimpse of a faint blush on his cheeks. The white-haired teen smiled and replied, “I do…”

Evie then turned to Jafar’s son.

Barely able to hold in her excitement, she said, “And do you, Jay, Son of Jafar, take Carlos De Vil as your Auradonianly wedded partner?”

The older teen held Carlos’ hand tighter. Carlos blushed harder which made Jay grin before saying, “I do…”

The supportive crowd cheered. “Then, I am very proud to say that you have both accomplished the Marriage Booth!” Evie exclaimed, unable to contain herself. She squealed in excitement before leaving the stage to catch another couple as the crowd dispersed…

Finally, they were alone. After everything they just experienced, Jay was sure their relationship together was strengthened.

“I can’t believe that just happened!” Carlos said turning red.

“Can’t believe what? That we got married, or that you’re officially my boyfriend?” Jay smirked.

“That we actually got mar- Wait… Boyfriend?” Carlos asked, rechecking to see if he heard correctly.

“Well, you did just say 'I do…’ or was it just me?” Jay grinned.

Carlos grinned back. “I guess, I did…” he said while slowly leaning in to kiss Jay.

How could he have gotten so lucky?

Meanwhile, in a purple tent, not too far from the happy couple, Mal could hear Lonnie announcing, “Congratulations to the newly weds, Jay and Carlos! Wow, wasn’t that just the sweetest?”

Mal laughed as Evie entered the tent.

"It was so great! I wish you could’ve seen it! I knew it! They really do love each other…” Evie said excitedly.

“I heard it all from here…” Mal told her friend. “Oh! And, ’Auradonianly’ isn’t a word, by the way.” she teased.

Evie rolled her eyes. “You were right, though! They really never saw it coming!” Evie giggled.

“Well, I did warn them…” Mal smirked, satisfied with her work.

Note: Thanks for reading! This is based off the booths and school fairs I’ve been to… So I’m not sure if it’s accurate or applicable to other schools. But hopefully it made sense and the story worked out! :)