#its the quenchiest!

[burntcape]

i feel like if the gaang ever got stuck in the desert again, sokka would totally get zuko to drink the cactus juice. everyone would be sceptical at first but then theyd catch on

sokka: omg look! a cactus!

katara: sokka no.

sokka: trust me, watch

zuko: ohh hey i remember uncle told me these have water in them

katara: oh, i seee

and then zuko goes on to drink the stuff and goes absolutely feral

zuko: im telling you, your loss man this is water and im drinking it.

zuko:

zuko:

zuko:

zuko: HOLY SHIT UNCLE IS THAT YOU?! WHATRE YOU DOING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN HII *hugs a fucking cactus* owwww how dare you thats so mean :(

later

*katara waterbending from her pouch*

zuko: i didnt know the northern lights could be seen at day!!!!!! thats so cool!!!!!

katara: zuko, that is water.

and everyones just laughing at him and/or getting a lil annoyed at him and finally when it wears off

zuko: sokka i hate you

sokka: love you too, buddy! :D

[xkatsukizukux]

POV: You light a stranger's candle in 'Sky: Children Of The Light'

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[quinceandquail]

I essentially spent the entire stitch of this humming Secret Tunnel to myself

I love Aang and the Gaang

[secretkittywolf]

Yk I'm most excited to see the live action version of cactus juice Sokka. I wanna see him high on cactus juice!

[seginbeats]

NO YOU *BETTER* ELABORATE ON CACTURNE = SALAD FINGERS

Giacomo's Cacturne is tall, like, saguaro cactus height. Arms are a little on the lanky side. Big creepy eyes. And would absolutely talk super strangely if he could.

Actually I have this stupid headcanon that when Cacturne drop their limbs, sort of how other cacti do, the liquid inside of them is ingested by other wild Pokémon for hydration. But it's a hallucinagen to humans like the cactus juice from Avatar: The Last Airbender. And when Giacomo was hunting down this huge, weird Cacturne in the Asado Desert, he got dehydrated and had some cactus juice. . . . IT'LL QUENCH YA, but also make you think that the Cacturne are staring you down and talking jibberish.

So yeah. That's how my hell brain works. Giacomo's weird Cacturne = Salad Fingers.

[gholateg]

So I heard sex scenes and instantly thought "Sokka is gonna fuck the Quenching Cactus in a psychedelic rock opera that could rival Franz fucking the statues in Monte Cristo."

What, and I cannot express this enough...

The Fuck

Is wrong with my brain...

why do you even want a live action adaptation of avatar. it's good already. the story was told in a good way and you can watch it. you dont need it again but worse.

[crow-that-eats-soup]

[jeena-says-hi]

On a scale from atla’s “ITS THE QUENCHIEST!” To third life’s “emotionally fighting to the death then jumping off a cliff”

How does your fandom deal with cactus??

[waitingforwinterwinds]

A Clash of Kings - 10 DAVOS I (pages 132-148)

Davos watches gods burn on the beach, then has an ale and gets a lore drop from Salladhor Saan before Stannis calls Davos to show off his attempt at a (100% true) smear campaign.

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"Lord of Light, we offer you these false gods, these seven who are one, and him the enemy. Take them and cast your light upon us, for the night is dark and full of terrors." ... "For the night is dark and full of terrors,"Selyse and her queen's men replied. Should I speak the words as well? Davos wondered. Do I owe Stannis that much? Is this fiery god truly his own?

TNiDaFoT = 🥛🥛

... There's a heat wave here okay? I need all the hydration I can get. Water is just so quenchy. The quenchiest.

The burning gods cast a pretty light, wreathed in their robes of shifting flames, red and orange and yellow. Septon Barre had once told Davos how they'd been carved from the masts of the ships that had carried the first Targaryens from Valyria. Over the centuries they'd been painted and repainted, gilded, silvered, jeweled.

Why does this feel like some kind of ominous hint towards Dany and the followers of R'hllor? (And not in a "you like fire, I like fire, did we just become best friends?" kind of way. Even though there's the theory she's Azor Ahai, "beloved of R'hllor")

The Maiden lay athwart the Warrior, her arms widespread as if to embrace him. The Mother seemed almost to shudder as the flames came licking up her face. A longsword had been thrust through her heart, and its leather grip was alive with flame. The Father was on the bottom, the first to fall. Davos watched the hand of the Stranger writhe and curl as the fingers blackened and fell away one by one, reduced to so much glowing charcoal.

*Knowing Ned died first, Catelyn's fate, and that Jon's hand was burned pretty badly, combined with remembering once seeing a video essay on the Stark fam representing the Seven in some capacity:* I'm sure it's fiiiine. Not at all foreshadowing. *laughs nervously*

"Under the sea, smoke rises in bubbles, and flames burn green and blue and black," Patchface sang somewhere.

Still kinda sounds like an underwater volcanic region...

"As to that father," Dale said, "I mislike these water casks they've given me for Wraith. Green pine. The water will spoil on a voyage of any length." "I got the same for Lady Marya," said Allard. "The queen's men have laid claim to all the seasoned wood."

You'd think folks living on an island, would take better care of their sailors, but no. Classist snobs everywhere.

"Pirate," said Davos. "You have no wives, only concubines, and you have been well paid for every day and every ship." "Only in promises," said Salladhor Saan mournfully. "Good ser, it is gold I crave, not words on papers." He popped a grape into his mouth. "You'll have your gold when we take the treasury in King's Landing. No man in the Seven Kingdom's is more honorable than Stannis Baratheon. He will keep his word."

... so who wants to tell them about the 6 million gold debt the Crown (Littlefinger and Bobby B) accrued?

Also: it's not quite how i pronounce the name, but as I was reading, I just called Salladhor Saan 'Salad Whore' by accident.

... all this talk of Azor Ahai has given me the crackspiracies. At first I was like Burning blade + sword of light > Obi-wan Kenobi's lightsaber > Obi is Azor Ah... waaaait. AA killed his wife for power OH MY GOSH > Anakin Skywalker is Azor Ahai Confirmed!

🔍I've solved it, everyone else go home. (Joking)

When he thought of Nissa Nissa, it was his own Marya he pictured, a good-natured plump woman with sagging breasts and a kindly smile, the best woman in the world. He tried to picture himself driving a sword through her, and shuddered. I am not made of the stuff of heroes, he decided. If that was the price of a magic sword, it was more than he cared to pay.

Davos is just, such a good bloke. Good Husband, good father, good friend. At this point, I think he's got the best chance for Westeros' Best Father Ever award.

"- It seemed to me as I watched the fire this morning that I was looking at a dozen beautiful dancers, maidens garbed in yellow silk spinning and swirling before a great king. -"

*thinking of the tv show* Gasp! The Sandsnakes? That'd be a fun twist, it was a real vision, but an assassination and not a homage, or just not Stannis.

"When I was a lad I found an injured goshawk an nursed her back to health. Proudwing, I named her. (...) Time and again I would take her hawking, but she never flew higher than the treetops. -"

Awww, Proudwing has separation anxiety and a trauma induced fear of heights. Look at Stannis having a humanising moment... and then ruining it with his plotting.

[slytherinshua]

GRAH!!!! Zanna can u add me to ur svt taglist pretty please and then we can go and drink cactus juice together 🙏🙏🙏🙏

CACTUS🌵JUICE🥤ITLL👀QUENCH🗿YA‼️NOTHING’S😩QUENCHIER🧍‍♀️ITS💪THE📊QUENCHIEST😍

[xxkay1asw0rldxx]

HELLOOOOOOOOO IS EVERYONE ON TUMBLR DEAD???

DON'T DIE ON ME NOW ( even though i haven't posted on like days--) BUT STILL Y'ALL HAVE BEEN DRY AS FUCK LATELY.

wait...-

CACTUS WATER IT'LL QUENCH YA!

ITS THE QUENCHIEST!!

NOTHINGS QUENCHIER!*~

FOR ALL YOU DRY ASS MOTHER FA-DUCKERS OUT THERE.

Y'ALL ARE DRIER THAN SHIGRAKI'S LIPS.

DRIER THAN THE FUCKING SHARA DESERT.

Y'ALL HOES MUST BE ON SUM WEIRD ASS SHIT BRO..

SAYANARA BITCHES.

[loser-jpg]

ITS THE QUENCHIEST

cactus juice. it'll quench ya! :)

[fifty-shades-of-succ]

Fight me if you don’t think this is the best shirt ever.

[fireprincss]

this is really how we’re gonna start ok im down @ahsterism​

[queerspaceprince]

OwO

[entity9silvergen]

Katara: *on the phone* Where were you?

Sokka: In the desert.

Katara: Why?

Sokka: Visiting my giant mushy friend.

Katara: Sokka-

Sokka: His name is Boris. He’s a fungi.