#its the mcr brainrot talking

[acidrain39]

cat shirt i bought in a local store

[urcrowley]

Floral Flame

— Florist!Touya X Reader —

(NO QUIRKS AU , I NEED TO HEAL 🤚🤚🤚)

YOGiNotes: I can’t believe I’m writing this but here we are!! We need more male reader fics guys.. I feel left out /j

(EVERYONE LITERALLY DRAGGED ME TO THE DABI BRAINROT!1!1! STOP THIS MADNESSSSSS)

Completely made this in a rush and out of boredom! I apologize for any spelling and/or grammar mistakes. It is a bit short for my liking but I do hope you still enjoy! 🙏

Warnings: some swearing ig (?) ; very unfunny author ; angst will cook soon (not in this chapter though….)

“My flower…”

Y/N muttered to himself, staring at the now-wilted flower. With a gentle touch, he reached out and tapped one of the fragile petals, watching as it detached from the wilting bloom and fell to the ground.

“I should probably ask that old hag for some advice again, huh?”

He was talking about the older yet amicable woman who ran the flower shop just a few blocks away from his apartment. He regretted not remembering her name. With a less-than-careful tug, Y/N detached his backpack from the corner where it had been gathering dust and carelessly dumped its contents onto the bed, each item making a soft thump sound as it hit the mattress. Y/N cautiously placed the flower pot into his bag once everything was out and grabbed a random coat from the rack beside the door. As he walked out, he tried to tie his shoes while keeping up with his pace.

Almost causing himself to fall.

Well, almost.

He strolled over to his locked bicycle, hopping on it shortly. He rode his bicycle to the shop. But when he arrived..

He was not greeted to the usual ‘good day’ of the kind old woman; rather, a man who didn’t look too far off his own age.

‘This guy definitely listens to mcr..’

Y/N thought to himself, as he waved at the guy. Putting up a front, smiling politely.

“Excuse me? Do you know where—“

“She’s not here today.”

…okay, rude?

“Oh.. When will she—“

“Next week.”

This guy was getting on Y/N’s nerves if he was being completely honest.

“Who are you anyways?”

Y/N was only met with silence and a cold blank stare. He stared back because— well, to be Frank, he didn’t know what else to do.

“I work here.”

“That doesn’t answer my question.”

He could hear the man click his tongue in annoyance.

“I don’t have to answer to you,” he rolled his eyes, “now, do you need help with anything or something?”

“Is that how you usually treat your customers?”

“…yeah? So what?”

“Nothing, just saying it’s a big.. contrast to what I’m used to.”

The man's gaze fixed on Y/N with a steely glare, his eyes narrowing as if affronted by Y/N's audacity to utter such a statement. “Whatever.. just tell me what you need so we can be done here.”

“Right.. so um..”

Y/N withdrew the flower from his backpack and gingerly placed it on the counter of the checkout. He then glanced up at the man, a sheepish smile playing on his lips.

“I don’t know what went wrong.. I did what I was told and kept managing my watering time..”

Dabi, as indicated by his nametag, meticulously examined the flower, leaning closer to get a better look. It was clear the flower was already dead, leaving him to ponder Y/N's actions beforehand. Y/N, however, contemplated if Dabi was thinking something profound like 'this plant hadn't received the precise amount of water it required,' or if it was something stupid simple and meaningless like ‘I wonder what I’ll have for dinner later.’

Jokes on him, Dabi was thinking of both.

Dabi let out a sigh and rolled up his sleeves, revealing the tattoos on his arms. Y/N was tempted to take a peek, but quickly reminded himself not to be nosy. However, despite his best efforts to focus, he couldn't help but sneak a quick glance at the intricate ink designs on Dabi's skin.

‘Shittt.. that’s sick.’

Y/N thought before quickly snapping out of it.

“Did you make sure your flower gets enough sunlight every day?”

“…what?”

“Your flower?? Gets sunlight?? Hello??”

“……”

Dabi slowly shifted his gaze towards Y/N, his face betraying a mixture of disbelief and surprise. His expression seemed to convey a silent question, as if wondering what on earth Y/N was even doing to this poor plant.

“Are you fucking with me right now?”

“��no.”

The two stared at each other…

After a moment of silence, Y/N spoke up again. “How was I supposed to know this flower needed sunlight?”

“Google exists.”

“I’m a busy man!”

“Busy doing what? Being uneducated?”

DAMN, that hurt more that it was supposed to.

“Okay.. okay, it’s a dumb mistake on my part. Can I buy another one to try again?” Y/N puts his hands on his hips, waiting for Dabi’s answer. “Well.. I don’t have a choice I guess.” Dabi said, the sound of defeat evident in his tone. He walked away to find the same flower as Y/N stood there.

Y/N found himself strangely familiar with the odd man before him. There was something about him that he couldn't quite pinpoint, and it frustrated him. Crossing his arms in annoyance, Y/N observed Dabi carefully examining the flower selection. He realized maybe he should cut the newbie some slack since he just started working here after all.

Dabi finally located the specific flower Y/N had requested and assisted in transferring it to a fresh pot. He then helped Y/N carefully tuck the potted flower into the latter's backpack, gently securing it in place.

“Thanks, I appreciated the help.”

“Ugh, please never come back.”

Y/N snorted at that, almost unable to hold his laughter. He handed his payment to Dabi, and waved goodbye.

“Unfortunately for you, new guy, I’m a regular here!”

He said as he walked out of the store.

Dabi— no, Touya exhaled a frustrated sigh once that idiot guy was gone. He hated working at the flower shop but knew he had no choice. His current situation forced him to hide, and this job was a means to keep a low profile. He longed for a better life, but for now, he was stuck here in this cramped shop, surrounded by fragrant blooms.

Welp, that’s the life of a man on the run he supposed..

YEEEE HE HAS EDGY BACKSTORY WOAHH 🫵🫵😮😮😮😮

This chapter is just me trying to get the idea out of my head, I swear I’ll cook better in the next one ☹️☹️☹️💥💥💥💥

This was supposed to be an artwork idea but I couldn’t really draw rn

Also, mind you, I’m posting this at 3AM in my timezone, PLEASE PLEASE EXCUSE THE BADWRITIGNNFNF 😭😭😭😭

(I am ashamed of myself 😞)

[draculagerard]

hi hello i have been a casual mcr listener for a while but don't know much at all about them or their story / lore and would like to step further into fan territory,,,, are there any recs or blogs or posts or yt videos u could recommend to me,,,, a baby mcr fan,,

Okay okay so i consulted a friend who i managed to convert quite recently for their opinion and heres what they said

You can also watch a documentary on youtube called "Life on the Murder Scene". its 2 hours long and it's great. they do go into heavy topics in the documentary so warning for that. also its from 2006 so its not what theyre like in the current day

and then i consulted my mcr mutuals and heres what they said

the eyeliner fanart galaxy mentioned

and as for brainrot, i just recommend following with people who talk about my chemical romance a ton.

blogs i'd like to recommend for that

@manforsale, @connectingtopogo @raytorotits @frankieairobongrip @batgirlfag @allofwarpedtour @joyridingmp3 @gothic-neons @frankapologist @pisshandkerchief2. also any mcr blog i reblog from should be cool.

If anyone wants to reblog to add more suggestions go ahead

i hope you get fully into mcr anon. im rooting for you

[knifeslidez]

someone pls listen to army dreamers by kate bush n tell me if im insane or what cuz ive had a thought.

the lyrics kinda sound like it could be applied the patient's mother as her perspective in mama and/or mother war lamenting all the young soldiers deaths being a "waste"?

[evil-gay-person-inactive]

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TW for talk of abuse

Dylan FNAF brainrot 2day so I drew him & wrote some hcs in class

My handwriting is illegible so heres a transcript or whatever it's called in case u cant read it:

(he/it)

Dylan "Fitzsimmons" Slater

- 14 y/o

- DID system of 12

- Emo boy emo boy emo boy

- The vast majority of his piercings r fake bc his parents are controlling & refuse to let him do what he wants w/ his body (in their eyes its "too generous" that they let him dye his hair red & dress emo in public)

- low self esteem, Brooke IS his self esteem (like the one John mulaney but abt his girlfriend. That's Dylan and Brooke)

- Protective & loyal, basically a self destructive golden retriever

- Style says exclusively emo bands, personality says Jack Stauber, but mostly he likes hyperpop (he does enjoy MCR tho)

- His parents refuse to get him checked but he totally has ADHD, self medicates with caffeinated tea, coffee & energy drinks

- Surprisingly good detective

- Damaged but kind

- Horror & true crime junkie

I forgot 2 say it also but hes the youngest of 3, his older brother is 24 and older sister is 19. I don't have those ones fleshed out or anything tho yet

Also it looks like he's wearing winged eyeliner bc of the fucked up way the photo came out but it's his glasses hfhfhfhfh

HERE IS THE BOIIIIIIIII

Omg "self destructive golden retriever" is the perfect way to describe him

Me 🤝 Millie's grandpa

considering Dylan

our son

[dragontape-moved]

dazai bsd :D

favorite thing about them

how his is intelligence slowly started to be revealed thru the series. it was only as the series went on asagiri started to show how intelligent he was. we’ve went from a stupid fucking idiot to talking in a literal made up code he and fyodor invented so they could talk without their conversation being listened in on

least favorite thing about them

u know how in dead apple he literally knew he was gonna get stabbed in the back like wtf. why did he let shibusawa do that. wat is WRONG with him (and it wasn’t even a deathwish coz he knew he was gonna survive anyway -_-. 

favorite line

“as expected, you look surprised”

on its own a pretty uninteresting line but in context it was a pretty big fucking HUH? moment 

brOTP

kunikida & dazai. they both brainrot into complete idiots when theyre around eachother its so funny & i absolutely love their interactions

OTP

soukoku/fyozai

skk because well the implications in canon r already there like... love it or hate it u cant deny their relationship can be read as romantic in the past/romantic in the present. like they certainly don’t hate eachother in canon (their actions speak louder than their words)

and fyozai because they hate eachother that much its absolutely something they’d do.

nOTP

dazai/atushi & odazai. odazai is just..... creepy and dazatushi?daztushi? is just.. weird and atushi already has lucy & akutagawa. also it just doesn’t make sense from a personality pov like i cant see atushi taking any romantic interest in dazai lol

random headcanon

he’s bi but all those years in the mafia with chuuya turned him straight

& he absolutely had an mcr phase

unpopular opinion

IDK i cant think of anything i think about him that could be unpopular per say

song i associate with them

the entire starry cat album

favorite picture of them