#its stilly fun

[local-loser-clown]

Sengoku telling Crocodile he was supposed to Slay Dragon not lay him

[sinfulandfoolish]

When the BSD men are horny at work

Characters: Dazai, Chuuya, Akutagawa, Atsushi, Fyodor

Genre: Smut

Notes: Its not too descriptive, but it stilly has some sexual things in it.

————————————————————————————————————————— Dazai-

You were in the library looking for the book you needed for your work when dazai comes up behind you.

“Oh belladonna~” Dazai whispers to you in a seductive voice

“What do you need Dazai?” You respond

“I’m reallyyyyy horny right now~ Maybe we should… go to the bathroom or my office to have some fun~”

You roll your eyes “Ugh fine Dazai but we have to be quiet, we don’t want to get caught again.” You say slightly annoyed

“Oh thank you belladonna!! I promise I’ll be quiet!”

Let’s just say- neither of you were quiet. ————————————————————————————————————————— Chuuya-

You and Chuuya were talking to Mori when Chuuya excused you two from it

“What was that for my love?” You ask.

“Um… I’m very… horny right now…” he stutters

“You’re what!!?” You yells softly

“Yeah I’m sorry” he responds

You sigh “I guess I’ll have to help you then.”

“Really?! You mean it? Thank you!!” He hugs you and kisses your cheek

“Now let’s go~” ————————————————————————————————————————— Akutagawa-

You and Akutagawa had just finished a mission and were walking back. Akutagawa suddenly pulls you into an alley.

“Ah- Aku? What’s wrong?” You ask

“I’m horny.” He says

“Oh… really?” You ask

“Yes. Now let me do what I want.”

Oh shit- you’re fucked. ————————————————————————————————————————— Atsushi-

Atsushi being the sweet and calm boy he is, he rarely gets like this. But for some reason today he was.

“Um… darling… I- I’m uh…” He stuttered

“Hm? Is something wrong?” You asked

“I’m… I’m horny…” He blushes intensely

“You’re… horny?” You ask thinking it’s not true

“Y-yeah…” he responds

“Well, maybe I’ll have to help you a bit then~” ————————————————————————————————————————— Fyodor-

Fyodors sex-drive is very low, but he likes to do sexual things with you every once in a while.

As Fyodor works, you were focused on your own work. Fyodor stopped typing and looked at you.

“Oh my dear мышь, I’m very horny right now and I can’t work till I’m not. So could you please help me~?” He asked seductively

“H-huh?! Oh… um sure I guess” you respond

“Great! Come sit on my lap then~”

When you sit on his lap you can feel the bulge in his pants. You blush as he pulls you into a kiss

This is going to be a long night…

[velveteenshadow]

"Throuple in Paris" - By Stilly & Asha

Roy and Jason are on a mission in Paris, trying to track down an elusive bad person

They end up meeting an informant at a club

They, while trying to find the guy, run into this cute blonde guy who's out clubbing with his friends 

Jason, while being Jason, decides to walk up to the guy and strike up a conversation

Because he's cute, and Jay and Roy are both open to the idea so why not

Roy would honestly rather Jay just get the guys number and get back to the mission

One of the club goers is off to the side playing darts and is downright horrible at it

Roy obviously has to fix that

He steps away for five minutes

Five. Minutes. 

“I left them alone for five minutes”

Roy returns to collect his partner in vigilantism only to find Jay kissing Blonde Boy

Which. Fine, but like, dude we're on a mission!

“Start at the beginning and tell me how we got to this.”

Jason, ever the smug one, explains that this is Adrien and Adrien is totally going to come with them.

Roy is 100% against this

“We're not bringing a civilian into this”

“Okay, but I'm not”

Marinette is in the corner glaring about secret identities

So, Roy loses the debate and Adrien joins in

Of course, since Adrien had been out with his friends partying, he's not exactly dressed for success 

“If I tell you how badly these heels hurt, will you carry me?”

Roy, with Jason looking smug, sighs and picks Adrien up bridal style 

They meet up with the informant

The poor informant is vaguely confused as to why two well built men are meeting him dressed down with a third, quite sparkly leaner counterpart

He doesn't question it due to the protective glare of the one with the hair streak

The trio gets their info and moves on, calling it a night and enjoying themselves with Adrien

They leave that night with more than what they came for

Of course, being in Paris for a week meant they could spend more time with Adrien while also working their case

Eventually Roy and Jay find out about Adrien coming from money

Of course, Jay has thoughts about that, despite all three of them coming from money

“I’m not saying that he’s evil, but I am saying that all rich people are trash.”

Lots of cute dates at a patisserie, the park underneath the Eiffel Tower, and seeing their cute new date model

They also spent a lot of time hanging out

Roy's favorite date was at the top of the Eiffel tower

Adrien leans over the edge and Jason hold him titanic style 

“Trust me- I won’t let you fall”

Roy promptly ruins the sweet moment by singing the song from titanic

You know the one.

Their mission comes to an end and Adrien is reluctant to see them go

Roy and Jason don't want to leave him either

Jason begins to explain that they don't want to go but they need to go, and they have to go but they don't want to and-

Adrien cuts him off

“Shut up, I’m trying to tell you how much I like you!”

Adrien gives a parting gift to the two of a mixture his best friend Nino made for them to enjoy until they return to Paris 

“You made us a mixtape?”

Because they will return.

Because Adrien is theirs now

Roy has never been happier that Jason gets distracted on missions

This was a really fun experience doing a collab! I had never done a bullet fic before, and Asha did a lot of the front work while I played clean up man and idea thrower. Definitely will be doing some more in the future! More poly ships from the two of us can totally be found in its discord home of Maribat Menagerie!

[umihoshi]

Autumn anime 2023 is so STACKED, it's illigal!

Aside from the obviously amazing continuing shows, there's TOO MANY great new ones.

Based on first episodes, here's my top ranking (may be subject to change cuz Apothecary Diaries isn't out yet. And excluding SpyxFamily, dr. Stone and Tokyo Revengers which are all *chef's kiss*)

1. Kamonohashi Ron: Deranged Detective

you had me at Detective. and then you had me at Deranged. Also, I'm a big fan of Amano Akira's other works, Reborn and eldLIVE (Psycho-Pass not so much, but she only did the character art) Depressed adult who is too curious for his own good, what's not to love?

2. Undead Unluck

I saw the manga before and had been really anticipating the anime. They're such a fun duo and their personalities and abilities compliment one another really well. looks like there'll be a lot of cool unusual superpowers. Reminds me a lot of Blood Lad, just hoping this anime won't end with virtually nothing solved T~T;

3. Kingdom of Ruin

Bit on the over the top side with the amount of tragedy, but the worldbuilding seems very interesting. I'm a slut for witch hunting too. May end up severely traumatized if I continue, but we'll see how it goes.

4. My New Boss Is Goofy

My soul is healed, my crops are growing. Grown men doing stilly stuff is comfort food for the eyes. Looks a bit yaoi baiting, but can't complain if it's cute. Reminds me of Cool Douji Danshi.

5. Migi & Dali

I don't even know what's going on at this point, it's so surreal. Elder couple wants to adopt one child and genius twins thought 'we can work with that'. The silly love children of Johan Liebert and Sakamoto desu ga. (same author as Sakamoto too. it sure shows.)

6. Crash course on Naughtiness

Last season, I was confronted with the pet-peeve of feeble waifu syndrome (I finished My Happy Marriage, but I'm sorry, I could not stand that girl...) And this season around, I realized the formula that breaks the curse of feeble waifus: a batshit crazy counterpart. This man is just bullying her with kindness. plus points for another excelent job done by Sugita Tomokazu.

7. Frieren

As a big fan of DnD, I can't say no to such a DnD-based series. Plus the pressure of having to live such a long live as elves do is very interesting. It's a bit slow to my liking, but the characters are amusing and layered.

8. Yuzuki family's 4 sons

a young man who has to take care of his 3 little brothers after his parents died, give me some napkins Q-Q not a single person looks or acts their age (the youngest has better vocabulary than I do;;) but it's all fun and sweet and trying to find your way in an unusual family-hirarchy

9. I'm in love with the villainess

My eyes hurt from looking at this. But the over the top artstyle works quite well with how silly the story is. I too would like to say 'step on me, mommy' to my favorite villain. Just hope it won't become repetitive in its jokes.

10. Tearmoon Empire

Wow, will you look at that. Another reincarnated villainess. Luckily, this one has no memories of living in a different world or something. Just her future self's diary. Enjoying the concept where she's not suddenly a saintly good girl for a change.

11. Oujo to Banken

This dude is on THIN fucking ice. I commonly enjoy age gaps very much. but in no way what so ever, would I support a relationship between a teenager and the 10 year older guy who basically raised her. Him being her parent figure is where I draw the line. That said, I'm eating up the amount of over-protectiveness and yakuza-logics. It has the amount of spice I had hoped to find in Yakuza's Guide to Babysitting that wasn't there.

12. Ragna Crimson

I'm sorry. just...... you can't make me believe that the ditsy loli-girl is the best dragon killer in the world. stop. The maincharacter is quite interesting, though. I like how it's like... his actual own power that he has for his OP special snowflake thing. Borrowing tomorrow's energy for today.....that's the description of a burn out I read the other day;;; But you do you, boy. good luck dying very early in life.

[thatslikely]

a little too much - s.s.

a little too much - stiles stilinski x gn!reader

warnings: alcohol consumption (the reader is sober), hilarious drunk stiles

word count: 1.1k

a/n: this is pure fluff of just the reader taking care of drunk stiles <3 see 1x08 for reference!! also I am so, so proud of this one so yay! go me!

“And then… and then… he… what was I saying again?” Stiles slurred, a goofy grin wide on his face. 

Saying that the party you and Stiles were currently in attendance was loud would be a monumental understatement. Every beat of the song rattled the interior’s posters tacked on the walls, every adolescent swaying violently through the night air was practically submerged knee-deep in glossy, amber alcohol; uncomfortably stuffy air ascended high above the wooden fence cooping the drunken teenagers in the backyard. 

You didn’t answer Stiles’ question, allowing him to continue his intoxicated ramblings; he bubbily informed you of any stray thoughts that hitchhiked into his mind.

Through Stiles’ eyes, his surroundings were reduced to an unfocused haze. The cliques the huddled together in celebration were nothing but abstract splotches against the canvas that was the dim yard. The only thing anchoring him from seemingly floating away in the lawn chair he occupied, as if he was filled with helium, was you. While the outline of your figure was still spotted with smudges of the night air, it was in more focus than anything at all. You were his tether, his lifesaver.

“Hey, Y/N, is that Lydia over there?” He droopily raised his hand to a point- the one that wasn’t loosely gripping the neck of a half-empty bottle of jack. 

“Um, I don’t think that’s her,” you cooed softly, smoothing out some astray strands of his chocolate-brown hair that he had ruffled haphazardly only seconds prior. It was Lydia, in fact, and she was, for lack of a better term, dancing with some boy whose name you couldn’t place.

His teeth dug into his lips lightly, the corners of his mouth upturned slightly. “She must have a twin then.” Short bursts of giggles fluttered in his chest, only barely escaping his lips. 

His body heaved with every increasing laugh, lifting his back from its slouched position in the foldable lawn chair. The bottle of whiskey insecurely gripped in his palm nearly slipped from his grasp, but with your gentle guiding, its base rested stilly on the concrete slab of a patio.

“I’d like to go meet Lydia’s twin, Y/N. Let’s go.” The last ‘o’ was elongated until his voice became airy and faded. Any hope of a levelheaded Stiles was gone for tonight. 

He attempted to get up from his seat with a stumble, which was successful for all of about two seconds before he stumbled to the floor, his palms flat in front of him on the ground. He clumsily reached for a random terracotta pot, which was housing a small plant. His fingers gripped the rim for dear life as he gagged over the soil. 

“Stiles, oh god, Stiles,” you said, concerned. You lightly grabbed his shoulders, feeling the rough fabric of his graphic tee between your fingers. One hand supported his back, resting on his shoulder blade; the other was holding his hand, helping him rise to his feet, all the while he was both gagging and giggling out of his mind. “Stiles, we’re gonna go on a little trip to the bathroom.”

“Ooh,” he babbled, “sounds like a bowl of fun!” 

You slid open the backdoor, leading him to the nearest restroom. “A what of fun?”

“Huh?” 

“Nevermind.” He hunched over the icy porcelain toilet once you both were inside. The fluorescent lights of the bathroom stung the corners of his eyes, and the faint smell of bleach only intensified his gagging. 

Eventually, his hurling motions slowed to a stop, to your relief.

He straightened his spine, lifting his grip off the toilet that previously supported all his weight. “I’m fine. I’m fine. Let’s go have another drink, get absolutely wasted!” 

“Stiles, you’re already plenty wasted. We’re gonna go home now, okay? You’d be even worse if you have another round.” 

“Aww, c’mon Y/N, lighten up,” he groaned, his words still blending together and the end of his sentences stretched out like a rubber band. You tugged on the collar of his tee with an eye roll, forcing him to trail behind you to the front door. “I don’t wanna go home.”

Once he was buckled up safely in the passenger seat of his well-loved jeep that the both of you had arrived in, you revved the vehicle to life, feeling each familiar crease and flaw on the steering wheel under your fingers.

The majority of the drive to the Stilinski residence was silent, to your great surprise. Looking through the window, watching the blurs of shadowy trees and the occasional house seemed to lull Stiles to a peaceful sleep, though he sporadically uttered something inaudible between his soft snores.

You could’ve sworn you heard your name sprinkled in his drowsy babblings. 

The golden porchlight of Stiles’ house tinged your heart with sadness. Every moment you spent with Stiles, whether he was wasted out of his wits or not, was comparable only to a breath of fresh clean air after being submerged in a pit of water. He was your lifeline just as much as you were his’, but you had yet to tell him of the love residing in your heart for him. 

You’ll admit it to him soon enough though, just maybe when he’s sober.

“Hey, Stiles,” you whispered while lightly tapping his shoulder, “wake up. We're here.” His head of messy, brown hair slowly lifted from its spot against the window, a trickle of drool dripping from the corner of his mouth. He wiped it away with the back of his palm while furiously blinking.

“Oh, okay,” he replied hushedly. “Why are we whispering?”

“I just didn’t wanna startle you, that’s all.” Stiles popped the passenger side door open, nearly hopping out of the pompadour jeep with the seatbelt still slung across his chest. You got out with him, once he was unbuckled, and you escorted him to the door, arm linked with his’ supportively.

He turned the doorknob while pivoting to face you.

“Stiles, if you need anything, call me, okay?” He nodded with the goofiest smile you’d ever seen etched onto his face. You melted at the almost child-like joy in his enrapturing umber eyes, but before you could be fully reduced to a puddle of slush, he dizzily shut the door.

You walked out the curb, taking a seat as you pulled out your phone, intending to text someone for a ride. Before you could though, Stiles’ ringtone, the song you both loved to belt on late night drives in his CJ5, echoed through the idle street.

“Hey Y/N… sorry for calling. I know we saw each other like two seconds ago but I- um, just missed the sound of your voice."

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[mushtoons]

those are the types of answers i was looking for. also a few more How do you think Knuckles would react to Shadow being held by sestina? would he think it would be adorable? also how would sestina react to Knuckles being Shadows Boyfriend?

id like to think he'd find it absolutely adorable and make a mental note to coddle him like that more because 🥺🙏💖💖 hes too cute like that

and she would love him, instantly adopted into the family 👌👌, she would 100 % play along with whatever stilly thing came out of his mouth 💖 and they have fun talking about baby shadow much to shadow's horror (its tradition to tell ur son's bf every cringy thing hes ever done)

and they could work out for son(in law) and mother bonding time 🌈💖

(u get a doodle with this cuz i find it too cute not to draw dhdjdjd what do u think is under that cloak? 😏😌)

[the-fiction-witch]

Lovely Tag Thomas Brodie Sangster

A - Affection [How affectionate are they with you?]

He's very affectionate, when at home but never in public. He likes to be affectionate and a little weird with you he'll poke you and then just lick your nose for no reason but its so cute and adorable, he'll just walk behind you and cuddle you tightly while your looking in the fridge, and he'll spank your butt as you bend over just generally cute fun affection

B - Butter [How much do they coddle you, and how?]

He does like to coddle you a little, he keeps you away from the press, the internet and all the sorts of things that would upset you, and really anything that you could get hurt in anyway he will not allow it full stop not going to happen, he wasn't even that thrilled about you being on his bike for the first time but he bought you so much gear that if you where to have an accident you would be as okay as he could possibly make you, he very much stands as your night from all the bad things that could hurt you even if you whine about being allowed to do more then you are

"god damn it! I am not going to electrocute myself Thomas! I'm just changing the light bulb"

"I wasn't worried about you electrocuting yourself I'm worried about you falling off the chair.... and shocking yourself"

C - Confide [How easily do they confide to you?]

He was open to confiding with you, however it was sort of an unspoken thing that it was sort of tit for tat as it were, if you confided something in him he would confide something in you almost like a trade, he would never keep a secret from you or anything just didn't feel the need to tell you unless you asked really or if you had said something,

D - Defensive [How protective are they over you?]

He can get very defensive especially with the internet he knows the sorts of things they say about you and he tried so hard to protect you, he tries to make sure the press stay out of your business and away from you, hides you behind him a little when there is camera's around because he knows the sorts of things they will say about you so he tries very hard to protect you.

E - Exhausted [How do they take care of you when you're tired or feeling low?]

It takes him a little while to notice but once he's realized he'll make you something nice to eat that won't make you feel any worse, let you sit across his lap and tell him all about it or just fall asleep on him whichever you need at the time, he'll cuddle you as tight as you want make run his hands across anywhere that hurts, petting your hair and soothing you with kisses and reassuring lovely words

F - Fluffy [How sappily sweet can they get?]

He can get pretty sappy if he wants to. but its a rare thing its saved for date nights and celebrations, but you can tell he's in a sappy mode because he'll be leaning his head on his hand and looking at you with that stupid dorky smile and he'll tell you out of the blue how much he loves you.

G - Game [How much do they play around, and are they a tease?]

He loves to play around, licking your cheek, poking your nose, eating your hair, doing all the stilly childish things that make you laugh even if its just an awkward laugh of weirdness, picking you up and carrying you around on his shoulder like his personal damsel in distress,

H - Happy [What's their favourite thing to do with you, that makes them happy?]

He loves having you on the back of his bike, He likes wrapping you up in all the gear and in his spare helmet he loves feeling your arms around him as you hold him close as he speeds his motorbike though London, going a little fast as you go around round about's going super fast on the duel carriage ways, taking you off to little unknown beauty spots for you to lean on the bike and cuddle.

I - Initiate [Do they make the first move?]

He will always make the first move, unless your in public then he always waits for you. He'll wrap his arm around you and give you a little kiss as you watch tv or cuddle up and have some kisses as you make dinner.

J - Jealousy [How jealous can they get and how do they show it?]

He'll glare. If he starts to get jealous He'll get very quiet and just glare at whoever it is talking with you, One day you where out to dinner with Dylan while he was visiting London for press and the two of you where just having a nice chat getting along really well and you could have sworn Dylan was about to burst into flames the way Thomas was glaring at him.

L - Love [How do they react to you giving them affection?]

He blushes and giggles a little when you give him affection and he'll always give you some back ,if you give his cheek a sweet kiss then he'll give you one back, if you give him a cuddle he'll cuddle you even tighter, he loves giving you affection and it always makes him smile and go all giggly

M - Married [What's it like to be married to them?]

its lovely, he's very kind and sweet as well as playful so it never gets dull or boring. Luckily he likes to ticker so he's a very handy husband doing household tasks like fixing the sink or building furniture, he's a perfect husband and you wouldn't change it for the world.

N - Newborn [How are they with having kids, and how would they be as a parent?]

he got so happy, he wanted to show the whole world your baby bump, he told every human being he possible could that you where pregnant and that he did it! he treats you like a princess anyway and when you where pregnant he treated you as if you where his queen, he held your hand every moment from the second you knew to the moment your baby was born. you where worried due to his work that he would end up being a bit absent from your children's lives but he always makes time for them, taking you all with him or even turning things down when he can't have the time with you, you and his children became the priority above everything on earth, and he spoils them a lot, but not enough that they become spoilt little rich kids they still learn to work and a good ethics, and still have to earn there pocket money even if Thomas spoils them around Christmas and there birthdays. And your children respect him, as the man of the house and as there father likely because of this odd wise father sat in an old chair with a facial hair and a cigarette look that he sort of developed when you had children, they love him and he loves them all very much too.

O - Outdoors [How are they with you in public?]

He likes to hold your hand, keep you close but not so much with kissing and such like probably because London is a very busy place and he doesn't like people seeing you kissing and cuddling,

P - Propose [How would they propose, and where would that be?]

He did it quiet classic, with the beautiful ring in a little red velvet box, getting down on his knee telling you how much he loves you, he made sure to make sure you did your make up and your hair and wear a nice dress even if it was hard to make you do so without letting out something was happening. He took you to your date spot in hyde park and tricked you into looking for an ice cream cart so he had time to get the ring and get down on one knee before you turned back.

Q - Quarrel [How are they after a fight, and will they try to make amends right after?]

if there is a fight between you even if it is very rare he goes and sits in his shed for a while on his little stool pondering with his tools until he knows he was a dick or he did wrong and he goes out on his bike and returns with a bottle of wine, the biggest box of your favourite chocolates and a nice bunch of flowers or perhaps a little cute potted plant and he'll apologize a thousand times until you smile again

R - Romantic [How much of a hopeless romantic are they, and how do they show it?]

He's romantic with gestures, buying you plants and plushies, making you a nice dinner, helping you with your favourite crafting, putting on your shows and such, he likes spoiling you with whatever you ask for even stuff you don't ask for.

S - Snuggles [Do they like to cuddle, and how do they do it?]

He is okay with a cuddle its just never completely cuddly as he doesn't like trapping you or making you feel claustrophobic, and he likes to be the little spoon a lot just rests his head on your shoulder or your chest an arm around your waist while he nuzzles up and tells you he loves you before bed time.  

T - Touchy [How touch starved are they, and would they show it?]

He doesn't show it as its kinda his default state being away from you for work so much and often when he is home being off with jack on the bikes or at auditions and such being touch starved is actually pretty normal for Thomas, but you can always tell when he's got it bad because he'll just hold you for... well until you move yourself.

U - Urchin [What's one negative trait about them that hurts you?]

He at times gets lost in what he's doing he tends to focus on one thing like if he's in his shed working on his bike he won't respond to messages, he won't do anything else unless you literally go to the shed and poke him, which can be great when you get him focused on something you want him to do, like cleaning the house, he won't stop of change focus until it's spotless but if he gets stuck on something like playing his video game he will not move until you force him or he gets bored.

V - Vibe [What energy do they give off when you're with them?]

Just pure joy. Whenever he's with you he feels like a child in love, giddy, excited and full of joy.

W- Wedding [What are they like at their wedding?]

teary, He could barely get thought seeing you before he completely  bursting into tears, Barely though the vows before getting teary. but its okay it was all tears of joy and you kissed away all his tears after the ceremony.

X - Xtreme [What lengths would they go to for you?]

he would do anything you asked, and he would often offer if you wanted something off him. He'll do his best to do what you ask even if at times he can't help it, like if your sad and you miss him when he's away working. He'll do his best to call you up or skype you for a while maybe flight you out to visit him if possible, but even if he can't due to time zones or anything he'll make it all up to you buy taking you out and spoiling you when he's home.

Y - Yogurt [What's their ideal place for a date?]

Thomas loves taking you on a nice motorbike ride to the seaside or the beautiful grounds and gardens of a nice house or Park, a little dinner in a small not to busy restaurant and an ice cream before heading home for a cuddle and a glass of wine.  

Z - Zipper [What clothes do they like seeing you in?] His, he can't help but go bright red and almost verbally awww at you when he sees you in his clothes. But he also loves when you dress up as he says himself its fun to dress up so you always have a day once a month or so where you get fully dressed up in heels a dress, and he gets on a full suit and you have your own little red carpet trip in his vintage car, to go and get pizza.

[randomvarious]

Orbital - “The Saint” Sprite CD Plné Hudby 1997 Breakbeat

Orbital are one of the most important groups in the history of electronic music, bar none. Hailing from Sevenoaks in Kent, England, brothers Phil and Paul Hartnoll originally lit the UK clubs on fire between the late 80s and early 90s with an unbeatable string of techno rave anthems. But by the mid-90s, the pair found themselves easing out of the 12-inch game and into the more daunting, less trekked path of making fully-fledged electronic albums. More than just compiling a series of pumping dance tracks, Orbital’s albums reflected a more complex and thoughtful approach; one that showed that they could be much more than just maestros of dance music and that they could make electronic stuff that was both accessible and challenging. Their evolution would catch the attention of the mainstream, more rock-oriented music press, who then showered Orbital with unduly praise as a group that was pretty much unlike anything else that was out at the time. The boys were also known for their incredible live sets, too, which were marked by their improvisation, and after a legendary showing at Glastonbury in 1994, the festival would open its doors wide for more and more electronic acts in subsequent years.

In 1997, a critically middling, but nonetheless moneymaking film called The Saint, starring Val Kilmer, was released. It was loosely based on the character Simon Templar, who was the focus of a long-running series of novels that were written by Leslie Charteris. A TV series based on the character, which starred Roger Moore, ran throughout the 60s on British television, too. 

The accompanying film soundtrack for The Saint features a who’s who of contemporary and popular electronic acts. It includes Sneaker Pimps, Moby, Fluke, The Chemical Brothers, Underworld, Daft Punk, Everything But The Girl, and of course, Orbital. David Bowie and Duran Duran are on it, too.

As it turns out, Orbital offered up one of the soundtrack’s most successful songs, simply titled “The Saint,” which managed to reach #3 on the UK singles chart and #4 on the US Bubbling Under 100 chart, too. It was actually a complete re-work of the theme song from the British TV series, which was originally composed by Edwin Astley. Very much of its time, the original theme is a waltz and features an orchestra that dramatically plays those little clue-hunting, espionage-committing melodies and rhythms that we tend to naturally associate with spy and mystery thrillers alike. Here: 

Orbital then basically took the 60s theme and updated it for the late 90s. No longer a serious and loud waltz with some patches of empty space, it was now a fun, much more dynamic, bouncy, orchestral breakbeat tune with a much richer and fuller sound. The Hartnoll brothers recreated the melodies, but made them sound a little bit lighter, starting with the lead, overarching woodwinds, and then proceeded to introduce horns and strings, which were then followed by some xylophone for the final leg. To contrast the lightening of those melodies though, and to also give the tune a bit of much-needed punchiness, Orbital intensified the song’s backdrop, overlaying the drum-break-driven backbeat with a dark, bounding, synthesized timpani, while also putting a layer of acidic, zappy fuzz-buzz in the middle, too. And at the points when all these little bits play concurrently and crescendo together to meet the leading melodies for the choruses, this song reveals itself to be a real thing of spy-thriller-themed beauty. 

The music video for “The Saint” is a bit of fun, too. It’s stilly and light, it tells a story, and it also involves some, I guess, spycraft, in which the Hartnoll brothers spend the bulk of the video with their heads in bags as they’re toted around an airport:

It’s not Orbital’s most remarkable song, but it’s one of their most successful for sure, and in a later re-release of their critically acclaimed 1996 album, In Sides, “The Saint” was appended as a bonus track, which probably helped the album sell even more copies.

Real fun re-work/update type of tune from this indispensable electronic pair.

[doctorhands]

hahahahafsh there’s this girl I work with who’s doing the EMT course I’m doing and she was watching me study and was like “whatcha doin?” and I was like “studying anatomy” and she said “that’s fun” and I was like “haha noooo” and she was like “oh I like it. it’s really easy.” and I was like “huh really? I find it super difficult.’ and she just shrugged and said ‘well ive taken an EMT course before” which like,,, is fair, and im sure she knows a lot more than me in a lot of respects in regard to EMT protocol, common pathologies, and the psychomotor skills

but hahaHAHAHAHA the idea that she finds anatomy easy? fucking hilarious. I don’t mean to gate keep but I paid my fucking dues with anatomy and that shit is *stillI* not easy AT ALL. I’m fucking great at it and still it is a struggle. the other day she was like “the anatomy stuff is so boring. I know all of the bones super well.” and I said “what’s the bottom of the humerus called?” and she didn't ‘t know!

this seems pretentious of me, but its just like I have such a deep and enduring respect for anatomical science and to watch people disrespect it or think they know it more than they do makes me want to fucking guffaw. I /know/ I have LEAGUES to learn about anatomy and a lot of work to do in terms of connecting concepts in more concrete ways. 

I really want to make my own regional anatomy book using what I learned with systemic anatomy because I think looking at familiar things in unfamiliar ways would help me reinforce what I do know and connect things in a little more of a concrete rather than abstract ways? like looking at a foot and knowing what’s going on inside the foot with regards to *all* the systems. Helps ground the physiology from the abstract! It would also help me cement the Anatomy aspect of anatomy because I do forget my terms very often and I think it’s just because I learned about them too....systemically? the muscles all over the body rather than like,,,these are the muscles of the hand and they connect to the parts of these bones of the hand. Idk. ideas. it would be painful and Id be a bit worried that I’d do it wrong and cement knowledge wrong....but I want to do it! maybe I can ask Larry about it. 

[strawberrychannie]

That is the truth about Kyungsoo! He is such a well-rounded MAN! *fans self* Why do I like Baekhyunie? Because he is like light encased in human form. He's so sweet, thoughtful, playful, loving, hard-working, silly...he's just a joy to watch. My favourite three songs of his are Psycho, Stay Up, and Young. I did watch EXO Next Door, and I? Actually? Unironically? Enjoyed it? I mean, it's stilly, but...I do like it. It's fun. What do you like about each of the boys?

oo Psycho is good heh! Dam stRaIghT Baekhyun is a crackball🥰🥺 you. like. exo. next. door. ?!?!?!! sigh im conflicted on whether to watch or not! but god i saw the clips and stuff and i👏 cringed👏 so👏 hard👏 idk if im even ready man! did the gurl end up w chanyeol? sigh not ready to see Soo be sad boi😾

i like suho for his mom ways, xiumin for his kinda calm and chill demeanor its rlly cute heh, lay for his like multiple(?) personas(??) like he can become so crack and funny, but then be! so! frickin! 🔥! baekhyun for his... honestly cos hes so funny🥺🥺 chanyeol for his dramatic ways, honestly him being self centered kinda makes me like him more heh, CHEN FOR HIS VOICE, HIS CARINGNESS, HIS EXISTENCE! STAN JONGDAD!!!! sehun for his whiny(?) ways heh i find it cute, and kai foR HIS INNOCENCE AND HIS PURITY (likE IN EXO LADDER) HE CAN BE SO CUTEAAA

diD YOU WATCH BUSTED!! btW CHEN IS LEAVING TODAY !!!!! shookt neways what do you think makes each member stand out?

[chrismbr]

#DisneyPlus Ant-Man and the Wasp, 2018. Following the stilly fun of the first Ant-Man is the second helping of the same silliness, together with Paul Rudd’s endearing goofy shtick and a self-awareness of its own absurdity (everyone is chasing a runaway laboratory building). https://www.instagram.com/p/B5YhhllHai_/?igshid=ex8k0mz5ha4h

[velveteenshadow]

"Marshmallows of My Heart" By Stilly & Asha

We're talking an established relationship here, but a very fun one at that

Luka is the grounded one, calm cool collected

Wally is a speedster. Enough said

Dick is more, in between. 

He fuels Wally and with Luka's influence he becomes more levelheaded

Dick and Wally met first 

Dick confessed first

“Shut up, I’m trying to tell you how much I like you!”

Luka sort of wormed his way into the relationship without much fanfare

One day he was just. There.

And they were happy ever since

Of course, being Dick and Wally's boyfriend comes with walking in on some peculiar situations

“I left them alone for five minutes.”

Because of course Luka walks in on Dick chucking marshmallows into Wally's mouth who's catching them at superspeed

“Start at the beginning and tell me how we got to this.”

As well as some sweet ones 

“You made me a mixtape?”

Because of course Luka makes his loves mixtapes

And Dick, being the drama queen he is means they watch the worst Hallmark movies known to man

And Wally Loves to quote them

Chronically

“If I tell you how badly these heels hurt, will you carry me?”

He always uses the high-pitched voice too

“Trust me- I won’t let you fall.”

Which results in Dick laughing who spurs Luka into laughing and Wally is always laughing

Dick loves the cheeriness of Wally’s laugh

Luka loves the tune of Wallys laugh

Wally likes to whisper to Luka about Dick's ‘rich kid status Sometimes to make him laugh

“I’m not saying that he’s evil, but I am saying that all rich people are trash.”

It's always at the Most Inopportune times too

Tldr: Luka loves his boyfriends, Dick loves his boyfriends, and Wally loves marshmallows

And his Boyfriends too I guess

Another fun bullet fic collab! Honestly, one of my favorite things to make. Totally could be turned into a full fic one day! More poly ships from the two of us can totally be found in its discord home of Maribat Menagerie!

[submissivelynick]

Old Dog, New Tricks

Tagging: @ericxanders & @submissivelynick (& @miss-sue-sylvester) Date: late March Summary: some pretty intense puppy play for a final exam

Pet play was something he’d only explored briefly; but it was definitely something that had caught his interest. Exploring it with Nick had been a treat; the submissive was knowledgeable and obedient and overall, had proven to be someone he enjoyed carrying on a conversation with. Over time, it had grown less jarring to see him set up in full puppy regalia; the hood had taken the longest to get used too. It made it very easy to dehumanise him which was what they were going for. He had Nick set up before they even walked into the room, with everything except the hood. He kept him on a leash and walked him on all fours into the presentation room. ‘Before we begin pet, go ahead and remind me of your safeword.’ When he did so, he smiled and continued. ‘You’re free to use it at any time. Once the hood goes on, that’s the only word you’ll be allowed to use.’ He reminded him, and waited for his understanding, before he handed the well-made leather puppy hood over.

This final exam was a huge deal for Nick. Exams in general had always been important to him, as had his grades, but this exam was his last opportunity to really prove himself as a submissive in this institute. He’d be graduating either way--he really couldn’t see himself failing--but he wanted to take the opportunity to show off his submission and make Mateo and Jamie proud of him, and Eric, too. Working with the Dom had been a pleasant experience, and he’d enjoyed introducing him to certain aspects of pet play. He was expecting to have a lot of fun with this presentation.

He crawled into the exam room with his head held high, purposely swaying his ass so that his tail wagged back and forth. When they stopped, he looked up to Eric, a soft smile on his face. “Yellow to pause and red to stop, Sir,” he said, and he nodded his understanding, waiting for the last bit of his gear to be fitted onto him.

There was some pressure in knowing this was Nick’s last exam. It was a relief to know it wouldn’t stop him graduating but he wanted to help the submissive impress, and in turn, impress the heads on his own behalf. He fit the puppy hood over Nick’s head, ensured it was secure and that he could see. He made a point of scratching behind his ears once he’d done so. ‘Okay pet, sit.’ He instructed, starting off with some of the basic commands they’d discussed. He didn’t anticipate having to use it but he had a riding crop in hand to correct his position if it was necessary. ‘Then roll over.’ Initially he planned to show off Nick’s immediate obedience but he hoped this kind of performance would play into the humiliation they’d discussed and that he knew Nick enjoyed.

Nick knelt stilly in place while the hood was fitted onto his head. He pressed his head upward into the scratch, unable to resist the Dom’s hand. He easily moved into position when given the command to sit, and he blushed as he rolled onto his back, knees and hands up in the air and his soft cock exposed for everyone to see. He knew it wouldn’t remain soft for long with this scene, but he was excited to show off, even if his face was hot with embarrassment.

‘Good boy. Who’s a good pup?’ Eric praised, changing his tone. He spoke to Nick much the way he would have spoken to an actual pet who was showing off for its owner. He crouched down, taking the opportunity to run his hand over Nick’s torso and brush over his cock. ‘Now sit up and beg pup.’ He instructed, returning to his standing position. He produced a great fit for human consumption but shaped like a dog biscuit as a way to entice him, to give him something to beg for.

“Arf!” Nick barked when he heard the question. He was a good pup. Yes, he was! He barked again as Eric petted him, only whining a little when he pulled away. At the next command, he rolled over and got up onto his knees, his hands hanging limply in front of him as he stretched upward, angling his head toward the treat. “Arf!” he barked again before letting out another whine, eager to be rewarded.

He couldn’t help the grin that formed on his face. ‘You’re such a needy pup huh?’ He teased, keeping the treat just out of his reach. ‘Let me hear you beg pet.’ He directed, intending to make him plead as best he could without verbal skills for the chocolate flavoured treat. He took a lot of enjoyment in humiliation; and he was hopeful that even after their exam, it might be something Nick’s Dominant would allow them to play around with. ‘Plead puppy.’ He insisted, in an attempt to push Nick for a little more than he what he instinctively gave.

Nick barked in agreement, part of his mind wondering just how much of his blush Eric and the heads could see behind the mask. It didn’t matter, though. He was enjoying himself, and the humiliation they were touching on was part of that. He straightened his back further and whined more insistently this time, lifting one paw up to press against the Dom’s abs. His hand slid downward and he lifted it up again, whining as he went, hoping that this would be enough to earn his treat.

‘Good dog.’ He praised, slowly bringing in the change to his language. Dog rather than boy in an attempt to push his headspace a little further and to truly humiliate him. He gave Nick a quick swat on his ass with the crop, and instructed him to sit properly before he help the treat flat in his palm to allow Nick to eat it from his hand. He’d bought a new dog toy specifically for this occasion, and he held it in front of Nick before giving it a squeeze, prompting a loud squeak. He teased it in front of his face before he threw it and instructed him to ‘Fetch!’ He wanted to make him run, fully aware he’d look silly and be clumsy doing so.

The feel of the crop landing on his ass made Nick give out a little yelp. At one time, that would have been too much for him, but this definitely fell under the category of good pain. It didn’t hurt much at all after a few seconds, even. He blushed more deeply as he worked to eat the treat, struggling a bit with the hood. It tasted good, though, and he was happy for the reward. Playing fetch was fun, and he started off after the squeaky toy without thinking about it, his tail wagging back and forth while the plug shifted inside of him. He could also feel his semi-hard cock wagging beneath him as he crawled across the room. Picking the toy up in his mouth was less challenging now that he’d had practice with the treat, and he hurried back to Eric, knowing he was giving the heads quite a show with the view from behind. He sat back on his heels when he got to the Dom, holding the toy up in his mouth for him to take.

The tasks he was giving him weren’t supposed to be simple. The hood was definitely designed to make things a little more difficult and it spoke to Nick’s personality and ability as a submissive that he didn’t let the added difficulty overwhelm him. He took the toy from Nick’s mouth and again scratched him behind the ears. ‘Good dog.’ He praised. He touched the tip of his crop against his growing erection; a silent acknowledgement that he recognised it and gave him a smile. ‘Again pup?’ He asked, squeaking the toy before tossing it once more. He waited until Nick was about halfway there before he set the plug inside him to start vibrating. He kept it at a medium setting; something that would likely distract him but not something that would be too much for him to handle. ‘Bring it back pup.’ He called out, making it clear that he wanted Nick to continue and reminding him of his task.

Nick leaned upward, pressing his head into Eric’s hand to try to get more praise. The acknowledgment of his erection just made him grow that much harder. The knowledge that he wouldn’t be allowed to come also turned him on more. This scene was going to be almost unbearable to get through… but he was looking forward to it. He headed off for the squeaky toy again and was caught off guard when the plug started buzzing inside him. He hadn’t been prepared for that, and he froze in place, letting out a soft moan. It took him a second or two to start moving forward again after Eric reminded him of what was going on, but he went without complaint when he did. He tried to wiggle his tail back and forth as he returned, shifting the vibrating plug inside him and trying to make it a little less distracting… though it might have had the opposite effect. He was rock hard as he returned and sat back on his heels to present the squeaky toy to the Dom.

He was only slightly resentful of the fact that he couldn’t make Nick cum. He’d reached out to his Dominant but he hadn’t heard anything back and the last thing he wanted to do was push Nick to a place that got him in any bother with Mateo. A little teasing had no harm in it however. He took the toy from him and again ran the tip of the crop back and forth over his length. ‘What are we going to do about this pup hm?’ He prompted. He kept the vibrations consistent, and trusted he could read Nick well enough to know when he needed to make them stop. ‘Nothing I think.’ He decided, answering his own question before reaching down to clip a leash onto his collar. ‘C’mon pup, let’s show off how well you walk on your lead.’

Nick let out a whimper as his cock finally got a bit of attention, even if it was just a slight touch from the leather of the riding crop. His body ached for more as the plug continued to buzz inside him, pressing so deliciously against his prostate, but he had a lot of experience with denial and he knew he could handle everything Eric was throwing at him right now. He pouted a bit when he saw the leash, but he obediently dropped down onto all fours so that he could walk with the Dom. He turned to his left and started to crawl forward, the new position of the plug sending pleasure through his body.

He made a show of leading Nick around the room; issuing out clear instructions as he did so like ‘heel’ at which he gave the leash a quick tug and waited for Nick to stop at his side. It was evident that the submissive had experience with this sort of play; walking on the leash seemed very natural to him and Eric was definitely impressed by how well he kept himself together. When he was satisfied with showing him off, he directed him to roll over again, prompting him to expose himself completely once more. ‘What are we going to do about this?’ He teased, giving his balls a very light tap with the crop. He nodded towards a dog bed he’d left slightly left of centre in the room. ‘I suppose you could always drag the bed over and try to give yourself a little relief.’ He allowed, giving a wave of his hand as he unhooked the leash.

Being led around the room with the leash was nice. Nick knew he didn’t have to worry about anything at that moment; Eric was in charge and he would be taking care of everything. He trusted that the Dom knew how to take care of him as a pup, and it was more than easy to follow his commands. His face heated up behind the hood again with the renewed attention to his cock and balls, and the touch of the crop made him whimper with desire. He followed Eric’s gaze toward the bed, and when he was free from the leash he got up and crawled over to the bed. He looked at it curiously for a second before bending forward and biting into the edge of the bed. He winced at the taste, but he obediently pulled it backward with him, sure he was giving the heads quite the show with his wagging tail. It was still buzzing away inside him and he could already feel himself getting close to the edge. The bed fell out of his mouth a few times as he moved it, the hood getting in the way, but he persevered. Once he’d made it back over by Eric, he stopped and looked at the bed for a second to work out logistics. He climbed over top of it and rolled his hips forward experimentally, letting out a moan as his cock made contact with the soft fabric. Immediately, he thrust his hips forward again, and then once more, starting to work up a pretty good rhythm. Between the attention to his cock, the delicious pressure in his ass, and the knowledge that he was being watched, he could feel an orgasm building inside of him. He let his mouth fall open in a pant as he humped the dog bed, working hard to give himself enough pleasure without falling over the edge.

[thailandnights]

Pattaya Girls – In depth look at the girls of Pattaya

With tens of thousands of prostitutes operating within city limits, it’s not hard to understand why Pattaya girls have the reputation they do. Not every girl in Pattaya is in the pay for play scene but it’s not the place you’d go to for meeting a good girl. There are thousands of women who have legitimate jobs in Pattaya, but the problem is that many of them freelance in prostitution as well. If you like the pay for play scene, Pattaya is clearly one of the best places in the world. On any night you can easily find a nice and cute girl and she won’t cost you very much.

Most of the girls in Pattaya are originally from Isaan and tend to have darker skin. Since prostitution is such a huge part of Pattaya’s identity, the working girls aren’t really embarrassed about what they do there. So while bar girls in other cities might dress a bit conservatively during the day or whenever they’re not at the bar, bg’s in Pattaya will dress slutty 24 X 7. They’ll also be affectionate in public, which is basically a no-no anywhere else.

It’s true that most girls come to Pattaya for the money, but it’s not true that they’re forced to do so. A very high percentage of these girls could easily find a job and get by just fine, but they just wouldn’t make anywhere near as much and it wouldn’t be as fun. And a lot of the girls come to Pattaya just as excited as they are anxious. There are very few girls in the city who hate what they do for a living, and if they did nothing is really stopping them from doing something else in a more boring part of the country. Many of them enjoy the lifestyle and it’s stilly to think otherwise. There are plenty of men who have married a bar girl they met in Pattaya thinking that they saved the girl, but we know better. There are also plenty of people who think they’re all victims, and that any man who sees a bg in Pattaya is a predator; that couldn’t be further from the truth.

Somewhere around half of the WG’s have at least one child, and usually their mother takes care of the children in Isan. They can go months and even a year without seeing their babies. Whether the Mother is taking care of a baby or not, most of the girls send their families a piece of their income every month. So if you were wondering why more parents don’t go crazy and put a stop to it when they find out their daughter is headed to Pattaya, now we know why, there is financial incentive for the family not to get on her case about it. There is a small percentage that does get thrown to the wolves out of necessity to make as much money as they can to pay family debts etc. But I’d be surprised if the group with heavy pressure to work as a BG in Pattaya is more than 5%.

Pattaya is also not exactly a hot spot for the financially savvy Thai women. To me it seems like working girls in other cities have more of a propensity to set financial goals and to save their money than the girls in Pattaya. I would that a girl with a legitimate job making 15,000 baht a month will save just as much money as the working girl who makes double or triple. There is sort of an ugly culture behind the scenes of the bars between the bar girls themselves. It’s a “look what I have” and “live for today” attitude between them. They enjoy telling their friends about the nights they’ve made the most money from a guy, and they’ll brag about how they have a “sponsor” paying their way every month. BG’s in Pattaya will lie to foreign men as easily as they breathe and they’re basically taught that there’s nothing wrong with doing this.

For the purposes of this article I will group dancers, bar girls, and full time freelancers into one category of working girls (WG’s). There are obviously many differences between these 3 and if you want more information on it you can check my write-up of the WG types HERE. But for this article regarding Pattaya I will go into other categories of Pattaya girls such as experience, attitude, and career paths. Here is a breakdown of Pattaya Girls.

Types of Pattaya Girls​

Rookie WG 

You can spot the rookies from a mile away and most of them don’t really speak much English. Girls can learn English in Isaan schools, but the schools don’t really press the issue so most only know the most basic words and phrases when they first arrive. If a girl from Isaan decides she wants to be a prostitute, be aware that they have other options, so I think it says something that they specifically choose Pattaya. They could easily work in places closer to home that cater to Thai men or they could work in Bangkok where there are so many other opportunities for them if they ever want to phase out the prostitution. But in choosing Pattaya, the girl is basically ruling out all options other than having sex with foreign men for money. That is what they come for and there’s nothing temporary about it and it’s obvious that no other legitimate opportunities would ever present themselves. Some may think they can meet a boyfriend, but only the very naïve think they’d meet a husband in a city where 90% of them men are there for a week at a time. A rookie isn’t really tainted when she first starts working, but if she’s made the decision to be a BG in Pattaya this was not a good girl to start with. Usually within her first month or so, if she’s decent looking, she’ll make a strong connection with a customer who she will basically fall in love with. Sometimes this leads to a real relationship, but usually it’s short-lived and it becomes a lesson to them about heart ache. They should know better, they should understand that if a man pays them for sex that he doesn’t have intentions of living happily ever after with her. But most of the rookies do experience a relationship early on where they think they’ve met the right man, and obviously most of them are back in the bar shortly after.

Veteran WG

Girls who have been working in the scene in Pattaya usually lie about the length of time they’ve worked by exactly half. So if a girl says she’s been working for 6 months, it’s probably closer to a year. But past 2 or 3 months it wouldn’t matter much, because by then the girls are 100% professional. They can get very into a routine even though they may see a different man every night. Most of them don’t take great care of themselves: they eat like crap, they drink every night, they wake up at 4PM, they put too much makeup on etc. So if someone tells you that Thai girls hit the wall at 29, while its 5-7 years later for girls of most other countries – that’s only true for WG’s. They get a nice little gut going by 27 most of the time and how could they not with the way they take care of themselves. A Thai girl who eats and sleeps regularly and doesn’t drink much will hold up just as well as girls from most other places. Back to the Veterans, these girls usually pick up some tricks of the trade when it comes to pleasing men. That is sexually and in terms of the girlfriend experience (gfe). If you do something for a long time you get good at it and it’s no different here; the veterans get really good at being enjoyable to be with. If they’re not a lot of fun they’d have no regular customers and no sponsors, which would make things more difficult. Some of them are very safe and use condoms every time they’re with a customer, but probably more than 50% aren’t as safe as they should be. They are jaded by the scene and it impacts their work ethic and their family values. The last thing you want to do in life is marry a veteran WG in Pattaya. But, they are a lot of fun to spend time with and not just because they’re good at their job. I’m not quite sure how or why, but most of the veterans are very nice and friendly and they can easily have a good time if you’re somewhat nice and fun. Again, as much as I paint the picture of a girl you want nothing to do with past a weekend, make no mistake about it, these girls are the BEST when it comes to just one night or one weekend. IF they weren’t, Pattaya wouldn’t exist in its current form. But these girls are a lot of fun, so most men turn out to be satisfied customers and even repeat customers. Most of the girls have had at least one serious relationship with a foreigner by the time they’ve been working for a while and most become very jealous and possessive in these relationships. Since they’re really only meeting men who want to pay on the spot for sex, this is really the only mainframe they see in foreign men. So naturally they assume that all men always act like the men who come to a bar or GoGo looking to pay for sex. A girl working in Bangkok might meet other types of men more regularly, but in Pattaya a girl is really only going to get one specific look at foreign men.

In and Out WG 

There are some girls who come to Pattaya for a season or even shorter just to make some quick cash in between semesters at school or more commonly when the farm they work on at home is between crops. These girls are more about business than they are about relationships. In some ways that’s good and I wouldn’t be shocked if a girl like this eventually turned into a decent wife. But in my experience these girls just aren’t as fun as the real Pattaya veterans for the night or for the weekend. The GFE just isn’t there.

Girl With Real Job Who Freelances

 I once knew a pretty girl with a very good job in Pattaya who probably made as much as a lot of the BG’s with her very legitimate day job. She was educated and came from a middle class family that seemed to be a big part of her life. She was also intelligent and classy. When I met her, she just got out of a 2 year relationship with an older European gentleman. She was in no rush to get into another relationship and instead she focused on her career. At the time I realized that this girl was going to require too much work and effort and I just wasn’t up for that. So we parted ways amicably and I didn’t see her again for about 6 months when I spotted her at a nightclub by herself. I was very surprised to see her there, so I didn’t let her see me until I could figure out what was going on. It didn’t take me very long to realize that she was freelancing. I talked to her and took her out of the club to a quieter place and I just asked her some questions. She still had the job and was making even more money than before + her ex moved back to Europe but was still sending her 30,000 baht a month to be his “lay-away girlfriend.” So all in all she was making more than almost any girl in Pattaya without being a prostitute, and yet there she was trying to pick up a customer just to make 2,000 baht. I asked her point blank, “Why?” She rambled on about how she’s lonely and she just doesn’t want to be alone, but essentially her answer was, “Why Not?” It’s just such an accepted part of life in Pattaya and it’s so easy for a pretty girl to meet a customer, even if she’s being picky. Imagine if you could go out to a bar near where you work, meet a fun girl, and she’d pay for all drinks and food and then she’d pay you well to have sex with her. If you could easily do this on any given night and you were single, would you ever consider doing this? So a lady shouldn’t have the same mentality, but in Pattaya girls don’t really act like ladies. There are many girls working legit jobs in Pattaya in malls, offices, hotels, shops, etc. Some of those girls cannot pass up the temptation, and dabble in prostitution from time to time. You just have to be aware of this.

Non-prostitute Looking For Foreign man

 I don’t think Pattaya is a good place for a Thai girl to meet a foreign husband, since the men are usually on vacation and purely looking for sex. To me it makes more sense that Bangkok would be the better place, but that doesn’t stop some women from heading to Pattaya in search of finding Mr. Right. And some of these girls refuse to work as a prostitute. So they’ll work a job in an office, shop, or hotel and they just keep their fingers crossed that they’ll meet Mr. Perfect. There aren’t a lot of women in this category, but I’ve met enough where I thought it’s worth mentioning them. Girls like this can be a catch, but a lot of them are really looking for financial security so you have to be careful about that.

Non-prostitute Good girl 

This isn’t a very large group in Pattaya, but it’s not completely non-existent. There are girls who work in Pattaya or have shops in Pattaya because there is money to be made off of the tourism. Maybe they own a shop or they’re a vendor at a market. Or maybe they work for a big company who sent them to their Pattaya division. These women might have a Thai boyfriend or a Thai husband, but some are single. The women I have met like this never even saw Walking Street despite living in Pattaya for a few months or more. They also weren’t eager to meet or date foreign men so it’s not too easy to get things rolling with them. There are universities in Pattaya but they don’t have large student bases so this isn’t a place where you’d find college girls.

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'MUKUND'...THE IMMORTAL GOD My last visit to mukund was with a befogged mind,where i was trying to suppress a deafening roar of cry and pretending to be unperturbed..it was like a tough theme to be well handled... My acquaintance with mukund dates back to a std 6 classroom of a convent school,where a girl tall for her age....at the end of a bitter fight with a new comer for the academic year...acquired all her strength and decided to sit near a bespectacled,chubby girl with a piece of paper on which was written,'will you be my best friend'?..with trembling hands and heart skipping a beat,she placed the chit on the desk and walked away without awaiting a reply... The very next day,that cute girl with a not so sober face,smiled at me...in no time there bloomed a friendship between i and usha... no looking back from then...a bonding over four decades,still going on with ardency... Her house named 'MUKUND' ,for me is not merely a structure built with bricks and cement,but a heavenly abode where her amma (my amma too ),her brothers (shyam and manoj),her sister (veena),always welcomed me cordially... Ush,can you recollect those jocular and grim moments? Reclined on the cot of your bedroom, nay our bedroom,you always badgered me,to mend my meek ways... At times you were a rebel,in constant feud with the outdated ideologies,breaking every rule in the book..other times you were too mature in the attire of a philosopher... A taciturn and sententious you.. Articulate and submissive me... Weird blend of opposite selfdom All hell broke loose when discussions on melodious music and art films were on You..an ardent fan of cacophony I...a worshipper of euphony Ours is the blend of opposite poles coalescing... A queer combo of libra and leo....emotional i mercurial you .... That cosy bedroom was the safest place on earth,for me to bare my soul to my bosom friend....opening the windows and gazing at infinity, our dreams,hopes and anxieties of life merged with engine hissing,brakes squeaking and train jerking to a complete stop,on the railway track running outside our bedroom..didn't those snaky paths teach us the most philosophical ways of life? Can you hear shyamu and manoj bang on the door and you in disgruntlement open it,only to eat them alive for causing distraction to our never ending 'POWWOW'?..they stomp out only to awaken amma from her siesta.. My attempt to speak hindi would always end up in a diaster..you being a better 'repository' of hindi words, i would trip and fall,end up frowning while conversing and 'chip in' brand new words,which in hindi vocabulary never existed.. Right from our adolescent days,we have been concerned with our 'plus size' issues and battling the same, from then till date,with constant dieting...a never ending phenomenon with 'trial and error' methods.... Long sessions of combined study,intermixed with topics on films,film stars,fashion,infatuation,music and what not..in between we would seriously flip the pages of 'filmfare'to update new fashion trends and most of the time, lost ourselves while gaping at the handsome and gorgeous actors and also capering with 'mills and boon' ,adoring 'TDH' hunks.... Akin to life itself,not shorn of its sheen,there stands our 'beau ideal',in the corner of our bedroom,our comrade,a beautiful mirror,which elucidates misgivings about our looks,for it reflected us in our most thinner versions...a magical mirror,i should say.. Identity of mukund would be incomplete sans amma...a true blessing, amma is the bed rock of our lives..when indecisiveness dominated our foggy minds,we vented out our heart to her and she with a mind of her own solved the puzzle in no time...not a conservative person,she possess a horse sense... Of course veen,shyamu and mano,always a 'cog in the machine',our gamesomeness had a smooth sail... Our nude make up look,where the only embellishment was a black thread,adorning our necks...we the beauty conscious,'out of the box' perfectionists,discarded the make up kit mercilessly,to safeguard the natural texture of the skin.. whispered sweet nothings and sought assurance from our ever 'confidante' mirror,before we stepped out of the house... If 'mukund' could write,jazzy and dejected tales,offloaded in our stilly moments,those would take the shape of alphabetical words,with dabs of laughter and emotional quotient... We drank the sweetness of life,in those china clay mugs We weaved dreams about future,reclining on the sofa We laughed our heart out,in the living space We have had our delicacies,in the dining space We bewailed ,in the privacy of our room Every nook and corner of mukund,zesty with life,has been our staunch companion Everyday was a carnival,when in mukund, pulsated with fun and frolic... Some day when the bricks and mortar of mukund get pulverized,she may holler in pain,but she would never let out a screech,instead she would smile in a strange,sweet,sorrow filled emotion,in happy symphony and mellifluous voice,beckon us,to handover her unperished soul....with inexorable charm of being a part of mukund,we preserve the facade of happiness to create a parable loaded with multilayered tale of identity,passing the baton to generation after generation,till this planet ceases to exist...

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We are so tired of theft we could just scream!  It is not because of virus issues; it is something that has been building up over multitudes of years.

I am not talking about money – I am talking about our critters.

Two more of our hens were killed in the last two nights.  It took me until today to figure out how the monster(s) is getting in.  The white hen disappeared, leaving just feathers – the first clue of the perpetrator.  This morning it was our red Hennie, and I found her gutted under some sheet metal in the back corner of the chicken barn.

We have gone through great lengths to make sure our chickens are safe from the monsters in the night.  It had been working reasonably well for the last year or so.  Apparently, they have created a new gap in a far corner that I would not have found had it not been for the corpse.

We try very hard to follow the live-and-let-live motto.  However, when we are down (sorry – were down) to only four birds, it’s just wrong for the beasties to attack them.  We have prairie dogs, rabbits, mice, and various other critters very near our barn on which they could have feasted.  That would not have bothered me at all.

So, today, to try to bring our thief to justice, we are sharing photos in hopes that someone will spot this thug (and its gang) and put an end to our injustice!  Here is the criminal:

Don’t be fooled by that innocent, cute look on its face – it is a natural-born killer!  You might even find it hanging around with this murdering mob:

(Ragged bunch of gangsters if ever I saw one.)

If you happen into their local watering hole, you may find them with the lesser thieves who only nab eggs and babies:

Notice that one even wears a mask to try to hide its identity – but I know who it is.

Please, keep an eye out for these dangerous killers and help to bring them to justice.  In the meantime, we will be having a memorial this Friday to morn the loss of our dear Hennies (beers and Yahtzee will be provided – HOWEVER no more than one at a time in the porch please.).

Stay Safe!

(Yes, I did get stilly in here, and we did lose two chickens, but it is live and let live for us, so we will forge onward with humor wherever I can find or provide it.  My wish is that I put a little smile on your face for just a moment today.)

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I’m Mad As Hell, And I’m Not Gonna Take It Anymore! We are so tired of theft we could just scream!  It is not because of virus issues; it is something that has been building up over multitudes of years.