#its so fucking jover man

[redyarns]

snippet (undertow, ch. 6)

IM TIRED OF THIS GRANDPA

[arolesbianism]

Man oni can't do this to me I'm supposed to be preparing for artfight but all I can think abt is Them™ from the second I wake up to the moment I go to bed how am I supposed to prepare in these circumstances 😔

[screampied]

if the topic is still up for embarrassed, virgin sukuna

welll 🙂‍↕️

i love the idea of him fighting or well training us and he top of us well were in the ok the floor but what if the training was just us wanted to learn to defend and sukuna said “why not let me teach you” and time goes on and sukuna is honestly there being hella cocky and the moment you get to finally have the chance to deal a hit he get a almost shocked faces only we get to see a few seconds and probably ended, and so we continue training and sukuna wa sgettign cocky and we trip (😔 bad plot ) and we goy on top of him and he acting cocky and being rude saying “how do you somehow manage to fall human honesty embarrassing”

and then not even a few minutes the more you move the more you felt sukuna boner poking and sukuna is shocked and embarrassed and confused and look aways and slight push you off, Nah he probably pushes us the fuck off😭 and get up and randomly said ‘i have a meeting with the village’

ugh I KNOW HE WOULD BE SO EMBARRASSED ABOUT HIS BONER and confused and would jerk about the warm feeling of us being on top of us

BUT IM SORRY IF I GET TO CARRY AWAY 😞

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virgin sukuna save me TODAY

NO DONT APOLOGIZE ITS FINE. actually keep GOING. hnghhh clumsy reader. the dynamic would be so adorable im gonna cry 🙂‍↕️. THE BONER HELPME. yea its def huge, the moment we feel it its so jover.

LOLLLL imagine him pushing us off n giving us a side eye. he’s such a sassy man, he’d prob be like “eye problem?” okay sir. MEETING IN THE VILLAGEGOODBYE

ur so right 🧚🏽‍♀️ virgin sukuna def touches himself while thinkin ab us i just know it. he tries to imagine his hand is ours, jerking him off and he’d groan our name ohhhhh he’s whipped actually

[todayisafridaynight]

Man idk how I'm gonna keep that stream to myself all i can think about is how jover it is

ITS SO FUCKING JOVER DUDE I FUCAJVELAKVJLAKJ

[lifejustgotawkward]

365 Day Movie Challenge (2017) - #335: Blade (1998) - dir. Stephen Norrington

Hey, I really enjoyed Blade! I don’t know if it’s fashionable to admit that, although I gather that regardless of my own opinion, there are two branches of viewers: those who adamantly stand by the film and those who reject it as high-budget camp. Either way, Blade paved the way for the Marvel Comics revival that came ten years later with Iron Man and the rest of the rebooted Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Eric Brooks (Wesley Snipes), known to us as vampire hunter Blade, is part living human, part undead and all badass. As the child of Vanessa (Sanaa Lathan), a woman who was bitten by a bloodsucker and died while giving birth to her son, Eric is a man with an understandably Dracula-sized chip on his shoulder, but he uses his vampire-adjacent abilities, including super-strength and agility, to his advantage. Aided by his longtime friend/mentor, Whistler (Kris Kristofferson), Blade spends his days and nights eradicating New York of its vampire population.

Enter Deacon Frost (Stephen Dorff), a young vamp with plans for world domination. Accompanied by lackeys Quinn (Donal Logue) and Mercury (Arly Jover), Deacon hopes to resurrect the ancient “blood god” known as La Magra; only Deacon’s nemesis, Blade, stands a chance of preventing the oncoming apocalypse. Alone, Blade might not be able to his enemy’s mission, but our hero really lucks out when he meets a doctor, Karen (N’Bushe Wright), at the beginning of the film. After saving Karen from Quinn’s vicious bite, Blade learns that the young woman is a hematologist (a blood specialist); this particular line of work makes Karen a perfect sidekick, smart and resourceful enough to create ingenious remedies/biological weapons to combat vampirism, while also being a tenacious and independent character with a mind of her own.

I have to admit I can’t entirely fathom Blade viewers’ obsessions with Stephen Dorff as Deacon. Was a bad boy vampire character really such a revelation in a post-Lost Boys movie industry? (Kiefer Sutherland’s performance in that film ha to have been an inspiration on Dorff’s look.) Either way, all I see when I watch Stephen Dorff now is him dressed as Candy Darling (from I Shot Andy Warhol, probably the most interesting role he's ever done) or that annoying e-cigarette ad from five years ago. Even so, Dorff isn’t bad as the main antagonist. He’s just overshadowed by one of my favorite actors to ever appear in the horror genre: Udo Kier, who plays Dragonetti, the old-school head of the vampire council, an elegant gent who disapproves of Deacon’s rock ‘n’ roll ways. Kier doesn’t have much screen time, but it’s a hoot whenever he pops up and hisses menacingly in his German accent about Deacon not having “pure blood.”

The aesthetic of Blade is fantastic, from the blue-hued cinematography by Theo van de Sande to the costumes designed by Sanja Milkovic Hays to the editing by Paul Rubell. Wesley Snipes brings a welcome brand of subdued cool to his role, which I appreciated since my only other points of reference for his acting are Demolition Man (1993) and To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995), films which require him to be exceptionally unsubtle (though still fun to watch). I also got a kick out of Traci Lords’ cameo in the first ten minutes of the film, playing an alluring vampire who introduces an unsuspecting dude (and we, the audience) to her kind’s underworld. (She doesn’t have much to do in the film, but it’s delightful when she roars at Blade, “Hey! I’m gonna rip your fucking head off!” Naturally, the fight does not go in her favor.) A lot of care and detail was put into the design of Blade, and even though in certain ways it’s as dated as other late 90s action films - the techno music in the score/soundtrack, a usage of bullet time that predates The Matrix - I found it thoroughly entertaining.