#its so bad man

[t4tails]

how the actual hell was this dialogue greenlit

[vesselai]

Like man I'm depressed there's no doubt about it but I've never been at the point where I'm just not getting any enjoyment out of even scrolling on tumblr or through reading fic.

[transsexualhamlet]

you people should be so glad that im not dyeing my hair black until thursday

[travelers-gaming]

the most jess song ever made is Dilaudid by the mountain goats. you just can't do things your body wasn't meant to. the delicate balance has shifted. if we live to see the other side of this, I will remember your kiss.

[jazbell]

BEGGING to god. on my knees even. dont make miles wear that ugly suit in spiderman 3.

[kirbytripledeluxe]

i wish our house was at least wheelchair accessible. not to mention the affordability/whether mom will get it for us despite the fact i literally cannot change the way i walk so the pain will continue to get worse

[lunatic-fandom-space]

hhhhhhhh i told myself i would stop liveblogging this stupid show but its just. dont you love it when you and your gf had an argument because you want to arrest one of her friends and only didnt arrest him out of respect for her father who was helping him out so you leave town but she follows you and shes like "its fine, i still love you dw about it, can you please just show me around your place, theres a mountain nearby lets go hiking, lets just have fun" and then you just keep bringing up her friend that you almost arrested?

[paintedcrows]

Biting you. Biting you. Biting-

[dovewingkinnie]

what if she abstracts because of caine

[maezoee]

there’s just something about the way that i literally look 7 years younger without makeup that makes me GAJKSJSHSWIISNDIWKWLALSJEBNESOJWJRJEJSNRNRIAKWPAKDBEKWIHEOWOSIWHEHDKEHEHEDKDFUCKITMWOWOENDHKQKS

but it’s chill

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[storminormins]

Happy final Bad Batch Eve, it's been an honor boyos

[umblrspectrum]

happy solvermas

[bunabi]

I will never ever in my life get tired of the villain and their fiercely loyal second-in-command having weirdly intense sexual tension

[onionninjasstuff]

something something future leo dies early and mikey takes on the role of cj's main mentor. something something mikey-centric movie. idk what his arc would be abt BUT I HAVE AN ITCH THAT NEEDS TO BE SCRATCHED

[jayhyunglover]

If you look closely you'll see me on my knees, giving him the most villainous head ever. 😌