#its my bday binches
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i have entered my 20s,,,,,,,
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Guess who has successfully survived two whole decades on this shit hole. This shit stain
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“isn’t it more fun having enemies you can’t seem to beat?”
kuroo for @usagiyamah happy birthday elly!!
#hq!!edit#haikyuu!!#sportsanimedaily#fysportsanime#allanimanga#kuroo tetsurou#mine*#mine: graphic#mine: hq!!#HAPPY BDAY ELLY YOU LIL PIECE OF SHIT#ITS BEEN OVER TWO YEARS SINCE WE FIRST BECAME FRIENDS WOW TIME FLIES#THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIEND AND ALWAYS REACHING OUT TO ME#you're a fantastic person thanks for always making me laugh#i love you binch#you deserve all the good things in the world#*slaps your face and throws cake at your face*#uwu
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#personal#naughty dog really said#'its Anna's bday on 13th so lets release grounded and permadeath modes on that day :D'#'happy bday now suffer binch'#the new update coming out on 13th btw right on my bday :'D
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#y’all would not belIEVE the level of drama at the bakery like it’s reached an all time high#so for all two of you following along at home#the older guy that professed his undying feelings for me got me [the cutest] bday card and gift card to this wing place next door#bc i luv wings and he always buys them for me for lunch fhdjdjdjsk#ANYWAY i go on vacay and he gives me an awkward hug my last day and it was the worst and i felt gross and uncomfortable#so when i get bACK i ignored him besides casual pleasantries bc i’m not trying to put myself in gross situations#later on I was looking for this certain gloves I like to use and my friend was like oh J put some away but he wrote#let’s call her Bianca#‘s name all over them bc they’re her fave#and I was like well they’re also MY FAVE#so i go in the bin and this binch has really hidden SIX boxes of gloves in there with her name#on them#LIKE???!!!! as if no one else needs gloves for work omfhdjdk#so I grabbed one out and J was like uhh those are Bianca’s#and i was like well I need some#and he was like well they’re her favorite#and I was like UH AND THEYRE ALSO MY FAVORITE SO ITS MINE NOW#so right in front of him I crossed out her name and wrote mine#and boss daddy is over here laughing#and I’m laughing bc it’s funny and also dumb#and J is about to straight up murder me#so again he was like I put those there for Bianca and I was like ok???? and????? it’s fuckin mine now I need gloves to do my job#HE WAS SOOOOOO PISSED THE REST OF THE DAY#he actually bought wings#brought them into the bakery of rlunch#lunch#told every single person that they were there and to help themselves EXCEPT ME IM HFJDDKSKSKKSKS#so boss daddy who has been laughing for 4 hours at this point was like u should just go grab one and be like ooooomg J these are so good#and i was like he might slash my tires idk ://#LIKE IS THIS HIGH SCHOOL IM
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reminder that coco comes out on dvd in march 2018!!!
#you know this binch is gonna get it off the itunes store as soon as she can!!!!#coco#i still cant stop thinking about it its such a phenominal movie!!#and its one month after my bday so my friends can just give me like $20 a month later so i can buy coco#its perfect
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i got a cake yesterday from some coworkers as an early bday gift and i took it home and had 1 slice (one) and come home today to find out theres nothing but crumbs
#its not even my actual bday yet#i can't believe they ate my cake I'm mad#esp considering i won't be getting any gifts from them so back off binch
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wow im gonna be 17 on wednesday....my mum is already talking abt my drivers license....im gonna spend my money on skincare n vitamins (thx suho) lmfao
#whomst has money for cars anyways...not this binch#bc its my bday i expect lines of bday messages from everyone
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cant believe its my bday in a week. this binch us gonna be 20!
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its my bday binch uwu
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My brother got a new computer for his bday recently and i was like "oh i wonder if hollow knight would run well on it?" bc i did not on my own laptop, and HOLY MOLY IT DOES!! agdhkak its much more fun to play when it doesnt freeze every few seconds x"D and guess how finally beat Hornet binch!! >:-D
#blablabla#dont rb#tho tbh im not super sure where to go now in the game; i found a chest that leads to a miniboss that i keep dying to x_x#i rlly want to play more of it when i get home#oh also the end of the school year is on wednsday for me; so i'll probably going to be more active here after that ;-v
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BABY, MY ANGEL .. ND EVERYTHING MORE !!!!!!! MISS AMBER ! @jeongoth
i didn’t realize i was gna be limited ... my story was cute short but here are the 3 magical goons celebrating ur bday bc ur one important bad binch i started this last night nd knocked out and then completely forgot the story line but now its a meme in my head ... FDOSIKHMF bc im incoherent . i love u sm amber happy birthday BABEEEEEEEEEEE
#me thinking yesterday was the 30th and amost cried on the train#me crying when i forgot what day it was for dri's ... love u dri miss u FISJDKMH#god .#i love u amber sm ;///#jeongoth#mine#GO SAY HAOPPY BIRTHDAY#im an artist now . move over amber .#im the arter ... ... OFIGDKLMH
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Who are some of ur favorite people here and why?
💘💘💘 HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO ALL MY MUTUALS 💘💘💘 WROW REN LOVES YOU???? 💘💘💘 HELL YEA SHE DOES !!!!!💘💘💘
i had this in drafts for so long bc i wanted to post it on valentines like di cheesy person that i am so this is kind of like my version of sending u guys a love letter of some sort,,, flowers n chocolates all that… bc i obviously can’t send u guys flowers n chocolates irl 😣😣😣 anyways aasdjhakdkjh this is gonna be long so ima put a read more right here ♥
@zyxgf aka jackieMISS JACKIE!?!?!? uhm i say this all di time but she’s my baby girl 🤢🤢 she’s given me nothing but love n affection and laffs for di whole time we’ve been mutuals,,, 💗💓💕💖💞💗💓💕💖💞 she’s so funni n a relateable kween. giffing kween. kween of being cute… superior xingmi n exo m stan wrow… i’m always excited to see if she’s tagged me in stuff (laysoo) or if she’s messaged me or has made posts abt me or has sent me asks…. like she’s rly one of di reasons i love being here :((((( she’s so cute ohhhh my god.. also she sends me death threats abt yixing pls dw jackie i won’t steal ur man… i’ll steal U from ur man.. 😣😣😣 i’ll make him lose his balance n sweep u away 👀👀👀 i also lowkey wished we talked but ajsdbkjashdkj
@exoistheuniverse aka ali (formerly sooweetlies a god-tier url wow)ALI IS THE SOFTEST MUTUAL EVER !!!!!!!! AND ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE KSOO-LS :(((( everytime i think of her i think about cotton candy and clouds and penguins and ksoo :((( … she’s so talented have y’ALL SEEN HER EDITS??? AND GIFS?? AND HER CUTE KSOO ICONS !!!! when will i ever… her voice is also di cutest… she always sends me love asks and asdhkas honestly how can i ask for more when she gives me di Most… pls i have a lot of love in my hort for her i always wish her the best n hope that she’s always happy 😣😣😣
@pcys-l aka rimi (formerly loeysoul i mean its true loey is in her soul)RIMI di LOve of my LIFE!!!!!! the first ever mutual i talked to because we both cried abt bruise 🤕🤕 meme queen, is Nasty in her tags abt pcy 🚶♂️🚶♂️ THINKS I’M UNLOYAL WHEN I’M NOT but she makes me happy n holds a special place in my hort.. I LOVE RIMI SO MUCH SHE DESORVS DI WHOLE WORLD SHE’S SO FUNNI AND HAVE MADE ME LAFF COUNTLESS OF TIMES AND I’m happy i got to be mutuals w u :(((
@yiffxing aka gabbyPREDDIEST FURRY QUEEN !! YIXING’S SEKSI SHEEP BACK-UP DANCERS R SHAKING !!! even tho we’ve only started talking uhhhh she’s rly di sweetest person ik 🤕🤕🤕 is trash for ksoo but i’ll let her off bc i luv her :\ the person who’ll date will b di luckiest bc uhhh she’s a whole package… fun fact: i was intimidated by gabby at first bc she was too beautiful n i thought i couldn’t b friends w her but 😣😣 I SEND HER LOVE MSGS EVERY CHANCE I GET💗💗💗💗💗💗
@kiungsoo aka livLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i haven’t seen her on my dash in a while bc she’s on q but i miss her :((( she a fellow twenty-four enthusiast so if u wanna slander miss twenty four u gotta go thru US !! 😤😤😤 she’s also another talented mutual :(( y’all seen her countdown bday posts for ksoo?? go check it out binch!!! go d i love liv 😩😩😩 i hope school and studying is going well for u i wish u all di best i love u 💗
@suhopps aka sunnie my SUNNIEshine (i’ve appointed u that nickname there’s lideralee no escape from it) we talked heaps before but everyone who’s… mutuals w me.. like basically everyone in this list knows i am The Worst at keeping convos 😰😰 but sunnie is so so so so sweet and soft and i love when i talk with you :((( we have so many things in common lmfao and she’s such a dramatic gay but i love it !! i always wish for your happiness and i believe that u can overcome any hardships you’re facing right now,,, i love u sunnie!!!! take care always 😙💘
@sophrosynes aka robertaI LOVE ROBERTA SO MUCH !!!!!!! I KNOW WE DON’T TALK BUT I HOPE U KNOW THAT I THINK ABT U AND HOPE THAT UR ALWAYS WELL :((( miss sophrosynes was my very first anon and honestly… she’s so thoughtful and considerate and nothing full of love and g od d dd she has a face to match her beautiful hort :(( thank u for sending me love always 💗💓💕💖💞 id die for u..
@kokobaekhyun aka jasmineY’ALL JASMINE’S A WILDT ONE Y’ALL SEEN HER TAGs??? when i thought no one can match rimi in being the Nastiest but.. ANYWAYS i love her either way 🤕🤕🤕 when she’s in soft mode it’s wholesome rly…. WE BONDED OVER MULLET!BBH BC IT’S GOD TIER AND WILL NEVER BE TOPPED anyways yea… love jas… she’s so funny n fun to talk to 😩💘 also if ur in a mood to talk about hard bbh she’S THE GIRL UR LOOKING FOR she’s always in the mood u won’t be disappointed KAJSHDjkas
@my1ady aka arelyUHMMM NOT TO START BUT SHE’S MY BIGGEST FAN :(((((( WHEN SHE TAGS ME IN STUFF??? AND HER TAGS?? heart n*t :\ I LOVE HER SO MUCH THE LOVE SHE GIVES ME???? i don’t deserve… 😞😞😞 my anons asked abt her a lot lmfao idk why adkjahskj ONE OF MY FAVORITE XINGMIS HONESTLY!! HAS A GOD TIER URL WROW… my_lady_by_exo-m.mp3 amazing.. and uh loves my man so that’s a bonus… we share mans 🤕🤕🤕 love u arely.. 💗💗💗
@byunchen aka melqueen of making me want to d*e bc of soft n sweet bbh/exo imagines :(( also queen of making me want to KERMIT SUE OF SIDE BC OF THE NSFW BBH POSTS SHE MAKES I H*TE akjdhaskdjh SHE RLY BRINGS OUT THE BBH-L IN ME :\ ALSO MY FELLOW TRIPLE STAN??? VALID ! she’s full of nothing but love and AHHHHHHH I LOVE U MEL !!!!!!!! 💗💓💕💖💞
@exosvisual aka cindySHE ONE OF DI LOVELIEST XINGMIS IVE EVER MET PLEASE !!!! we cry about idol producer trainees together but mainly how hot and yixing distracting looks in all of di goddamn idol p episodes :\ I LOVE HER so much she’s rly so sweet and i’m rly glad i got to meet her :(( and also may i add that she’s… rly beautiful 😭😭😭 💗💓💕💖💞
@byunparks aka maddyMADDY WHO I BONDED WITH DURING THE 3 NIGHTS OF ELYXION !?!?!!?!!!! NEVER FUCKING FORGET !!!!! SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE I WAS TALKING AND UH we were both crying and truly losing our minds pls… i haven’t interacted with her much nowadays but she’s one of di best bbh-Ls i know n i love her… thank u for making me happy so i also wish for you happiness ily 🤧💖💖💖
@byunbread aka veraQUEEN VEWWA WHOMST I WUV SO MUCH :((((( not to b dramatic but she’s lideralee one of di best bbh blogs out there… (also random fact; she’s 179cm like… i’m so sorry baekhyun sweetie akshdakjsHDAAKJHDKJA) also uhhh queen of being di most beautiful ??? i’m not kidding :\ altho we’ve only interacted through posts and what not i rly love seeing her on my dash 🤧🤧🤧 i wish you di best for ur studies i wuv u vewwa 💕💕💕
@stanbaek aka ashleyASHLEY !!!!! A-SHE!!!-LY!!! uhm she’s is sososo sweet and her love for bbh is so so wholesome and beautiful and there’s A LOT of it :((( HER BBH BLOG CONTENT IS AMAZING AHH!!! we’ve talked a few times and she’s rly so sweet please.. 😞😞😞 honey i hope you know that you deserve to be happy 🤧🤧 i wish that you’ll always have strength when you experience days that are difficult to go through, i told u that i believe in u okay!!! i love you and i mean it 💞💞💞
@littlechefsoo aka courtneyONE OF MY FAVORTIE KSOO-LS AHH!!!!! i think courtney has been one of my oldest mutuals since i came on tumblr and she’s always been such a lovely person :(( her love for ksoo??? WHOLESOME…. i love it whenever she tags me in di tag games and even tho we’ve only interacted/talked a few times i love her 😣😣💗💗 also have y’all seen her ‘do it for him’ post and the pics were filled with suho’s tiddies from gayo daejun???? YEA MOOD. i love my fellow kyungmyeon-Ls 💖💖💖
@kyungsooslatinagf aka jossyJOSSY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!??!?! i love reading her tags when she reblogs from me pls kashdkahs also another one of my all-time favorite ksoo-Ls ♥♥♥ she’s one of di few people who came to check up on me during… a hard time so thank you for that :(( a fellow shawol-L and honestly miss jossy is beautiful my gosh 😩💘 we’re both tauruses so i think we have a lot in common lmao i wanna b able to interact n talk w u more miss jossy ily 🤧🤧💖💖
#despite this post i just wanna say that i do appreciate all the mutuals that have made me laugh or smile#those especially who have interacted w me#y'all make tumblr fun n enjoyable to be in...#even if you're not tagged in this i hope u know that i love u anyways#n maybe we'll get closer in di future#🤧🤧🤧#this is just an excuse for me rly to send out love...#happy valentines day!!!!#replies#anon#valentines 18
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tagged by @glenjamin-rhee !!! thanks hon <33333
rules: answer 20 questions and tag 20 blogs that you would like to get to know better!
nicknames: maggie is really hard to nickname... i now respond to both mom and marg tho !!
gender: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
star sign: libra
height: 5′1
time: 7:47 pm
birthday: october 4th (@ mina: we’re almost bday buddies!!)
favorite bands: brockhampton, glass animals, muse, the glitch mob, caravan palace, kero kero bonito!!!
favorite solo artists: k.flay, nicki minaj, ke$ha, dorothy, franz ferdinand!! (i recognize that these are highly varying genres, but listen man. i just love music)
song stuck in my head: stromae - alors on danse (dubdogz remix)
last movie: murder on the orient express!! i love murder mysteries
last tv show watched: the great british bake-off!!
when did i create my blog: 2012-2013ish? not sure
what do i post: cat images, stupid memes, interior design, scientific stuff, shitposts, and a variety of tiny fandom things
last thing i googled: i have no earthly idea
do i have other blogs: i have a totally inactive art/art reference blog :P all my art ends up here though
do i get asks: no, not really! my mutuals ask me stuff sometimes, but that’s about it
why did i choose my url: i’m a very small kitten irl
following blogs: 317
followers: 358
favorite colors: blue and any color on the black to white gradient!! i’m also very fond of metallics
average hours of sleep: i uh. probably 4-7? it varies a lot depending on my schedule, but i’m a very restless sleeper
lucky number(s): 3, 7, and 13!
instruments: is none an option? i play like one inch of piano and that’s it
what am i wearing: a grey undershirt, open grey flannel, and black sweats!
how many blankets do i sleep with: a sheet and a blanket, but i move and wake up a lot so one of the two usually finds its way off the bed.
dream job: hmmmm.... architect maybe? geneticist or psychologist? artist? computer programmer or software designer?? i like a lot of things
dream trip: in the us: new york, chicago, miami + international: italy, japan, ireland, france
favorite food: i love pastries and fancy desserts!! i also love making them :D
nationality: american! i might have some heritage, but i’m adopted so i have no clue
favorite song right now: a lot!! the stromae remix and several different brockhampton songs are my newest obsessions rn tho
tagging: @mom-friendtm @ohmygoshcheese @hotcheddar @caora @iigoeyei and @pika-pika-binch (only do it if you want to tho :D)
#about#talk to the void#listen y'all... maggie is really hard to nickname#marg came about bc of my best friend#who insists on calling me margaret despite that like. not being my name#i love her but she's a real dickhead sometimes
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ITS LATE BUT ITS FLYNN’S BDAY AND LET ME TELL U SOMETHING
i love that gay motherfucker they’re one of my besties and they deserve all things good in life forever. thanks for being my friend and listening to me all the time. i love you binch ❤️💘💕💓💖
@m4tty
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its my dads bday too, no doubles binch
i’m so sorry for your loss
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