...but perhaps I am. Hi, I'm Chiara! (key-uh-rah) Italian,22, patented nerdlord. Please check out my art ^u^ Cheers!
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One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying, “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?” and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard
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something that took me some years to figure out is that desaturated colours are much easier to vary in hue because they are literally closer together
also the greys make your more saturated colours stand out more. if its all saturated then nothing really is
thats the power of the greys my friends
goot bye
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it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me
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was ANYONE going to TELL ME that *POMME* AND *STROMAE* COLLABED ON A SONG IN ARCANE?????????????????????????????????????
#not me opening instagram for the first time in amillion years to be ablushed with a three word rollercoaster#like hi beloved incredibly hot and talented francophones
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I've been rewatching Princess Tutu lately and I'm OBSESSED
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Over the Garden Wall 10th Anniversary stop motion short by creator Patrick McHale and Aardman Animations
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hiii farcille nation
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#me me me i called the bank and got my banking app activated on my new phone#it took ten minutes#now i dont have to boot up my old phone every time i need to pay rent
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Yellow archangel Pet portrait for the very kind Romney 💚 thank you again!
I fell in love with these flowers last year when I started gathering mushrooms - the forests around me are filled with these and I just love the patterns on their leaves!
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hi here’s a cool bird I betcha didn’t know existed, ✨the wallcreeper✨
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it literally looks like a monarch butterfly it’s so cute
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Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs
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Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.
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I wish the person who invented the phrase "if you forgot it, it must not have been important" a very go to hell
#signed my 2 year anniversay bracelet my journal my bus pass my 10-journey train ticket my temporary id card#that i need to get the permanent one#plus all the important deadlines and conversations and engagements#kiwi talks#i am. a very very very very forgetful person
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Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here
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