#its my 'sweet 16' as designated by my parents

[faggotstump]

i wish I could invite all of my mutuals to my birthday party this year

[aihoshiino]

chapter 157 thoughts

Chapters Since The 143 Kiss Happened And Went Entirely Unacknowledged And Unaddressed Count: 14… IN THIS CHAPTER OF ALL CHAPTERS…????

Aqua Hoshigan Status: White

Congrats to 157 for taking 144's crown as the Oshi no Ko chapter that has vexed and confused me the most. Taken entirely in isolation, it's a sweet, lowkey, calm before the storm moment… but it's entirely because it stands in such stark isolation from the events surrounding it that it feels so baffling. It's like an amped up version of the issues with 156 - when viewed in isolation, you can't strictly say there's anything wrong with it, but as a part of the sequential storytelling of Oshi no Ko it just feels off. I'm reminded of the weird, off-kilter pacing of the Movie Arc, where story beats fell at weird places as if the story was falling out of tempo with itself. Because of that, this chapter review is probably going to be a bit disjointed but tbh besties i am fighting for my life on this one

I will say at the top of things though that it's darkly funny to me that we're fastforwarding through so much of the B-Komachi tour lol. Offscreen no Ko strikes again!

Honestly, this chapter in general kind of defies any attempt at a beat by beat analysis though that does seem to largely be by design. As the chapter title suggests, this is simply some pagetime spent on letting us stew in what a calm, ordinary day looks like for the twins and for what it is, it's sweet and chill. Taken on its own there isn't really a ton to pick apart, other than just pointing at what moments I found cute which was like 90% of them. I want a 5 chapter mini arc of AQRB goofing around at the grocery store and squabbling over the cooking together.

I also really like that Aqua is the one to suggest doing something nice for Miyako and that he joins Ruby in waiting up for her to get home and see it. It feels like a sweet and warm acknowledgement of the subtle shift in their relationship after 155, with the two of them properly stepping into their roles as parent and child.

As nice as this chapter is though, it does kind of feel like too little too late. One of the major complaints across the series (that I do largely agree with) is that Aqua and Ruby's day-to-day dynamic is for the most part underbaked and that the two of them don't really feel like people who grew up in the same household for 16+ years. I think a few more moments like this properly threaded through the manga would have helped but… well, considering OnK's pacing, do I really want to encourage much more downtime…

Moving on from the things I liked, as cute as this chapter was it's also just kind of weird that so much of it feels like the framing device is a recap episode lol. I guess it isn't the worst idea in the world to have one as we're heading into the final stretch of the story but… well, again, see my point above about weird pacing.

It's also just baffling as fuck to see Ruby frame these events in a way that distinctly did not happen lol. Like, sure, she was definitely having fun doing idol stuff for a lot of it but seeing her so warmly gas up stuff like Tokyo Blade when the anime airing right now is reminding us that Aqua was going through the SpongeBob horror hallway the entire time is so jarring - especially when Aqua (and thus, implicitly, the narrative) agrees with her. I mean, fuck, even putting Aqua aside it's WILD to see Ruby framing "Dig Deep" as having been fun for her when her major contribution to the show was manipulative drama stirring for the purposes of chasing clout that she herself said was having an impact on her mental health. I've criticized the story for the ways Ruby's black hoshigan arc amounted to nothing but there's a special kind of infuriating in seeing it specifically call back to that arc and still fail to actually acknowledge any wrongdoing on Ruby's part.

This is part of a much bigger trend in OnK right now of Ruby being super coddled by the narrative and coming off in some really unpleasant ways as a result. I didn't mention it last chapter but something that's been percolating in my brain since after I wrote my review is just how fucking bonkers Ruby's total non-respose to Mem's situation is. "Oh, you're getting stalked by the press? Sucks to be you, thank god I'm Miyako's special little favourite tho 🙏". Not only is this just kind of a shitty response to begin with but it feels insane coming from a person like Ruby who, you know, saw her mother's life blighted and then ended by this kind of treatment. No concern for Mem, tho!

Idk. I don't want to dislike Ruby but man. A lot of the ways Akasaka has been playing favourites with her lately has the effect of Ruby coming off, in universe, like a deeply self centered and callous person in ways I don't think narrative intends or even realizes and thus fails to interrogate in a satisfying way. But that's a rant for another day. And I'm pretty sure you guys already know what today's rant is gonna be. Which is to say, uh…

HEY. AKASAKA. ARE THEY GONNA TALK ABOUT… ANY OF WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE ARC?? ANYTHING AT ALL????

This is what I meant when I said this chapter utterly fucking bamboozled me. The way the story has contorted itself into knots to avoid letting Aqua and Ruby have a conversation even when they're literally in the same room is already insane, but giving us an entire chapter of them alone together with ample opportunity to have any sort of meaningful discussion as to the gigantic elephant in the room looming over their relationship and……. literally nothing happens???

This is made even more insanity inducing by the fact that this is, as stated above, more or less a recap chapter and not only does Ruby talk about the movie specifically but we even SEE a flashback to the HikAi kiss…. but not the one Ruby jumpscared him with at the end of 143!!!

What the fuck is even going on anymore? Was it retconned? Resolved offscreen?? Did we collectively hallucinate it??? Is Akasaka gaslighting us????

If nothing else, this chapter has proved to me once and for all that whatever goes on with Aqua and Ruby, that resolution is going to come entirely at the speed of plot, as and when Akasaka decides to do it and not when it would be natural and organic for development to occur. This is an issue that has plagued Aqua and Ruby's r/s from the start, where Akasaka simply refuses to let them communicate, seemingly for the purposes of drawing out the drama rather than because of any narrative justification. So I'm giving on predicting what direction their relationship is going in and what the outcome is going to be. The inner machinations of Aka Akasaka's mind are a mystery to me.

To pre-pick some nits before I leave off… I've seen some people calling this a 'Tanabata chapter' and insisting this is intentional/foreshadowing aquruby end/etc and uh… sorry to be that guy but no it's not lol. Even accounting for the differences in calendars that scatters Tanabata celebrations across July and August, August's Tanabata falls on the 10th this year - and even in the anime world, celebrations across Japan took place on the 'official' date of 7/7. And while there is a Tanabata festival being held in Sendai today… that's just in Sendai, which is all the way up in northern Japan, nowhere near Tokyo where the series is set (and which itself had its Tanabata celebrations on the weekends surrounding 7/7 as per usual.)

There's also just the fact that this chapter… has nothing to do with Tanabata? There's no imagery or iconography and it takes place in the middle of December lol. I simply don't think it was intentional at all on Akasaka's part. It's a cute coincidence, sure, but still just a coincidence.

break next week. i love biweekly manga, oshi no ko.

[superconductivebean]

Hello there! I wanted to ask 5, 16 and 20 from the MC asks ☺️

hihi!!! I wanted to do the whole @rypnami's MC questions list ^ ^ But I think I'll do in the form of this ask, to have it answered.

I'm also putting it out in the tags, so here's how Julia looked in 1890:

1) if your mc was an animagus, what would their form be? if they are, what is their form?

Julia isn't an animagus.

If she would become an one, she's definitely a hare. They're fast, bloody smart, and their punch can break a rib or two.

2) if they could choose what animagus form they would take, would it be the same? or would they want to have a different animal form?

She'd preferred to turn a magpie, to play along the in-House joke about her personality and, well. Flying.

3) does your mc have a favourite colour? why is it their favourite?

I think Julia would like earthy tones? I imagine the designs of both of her study and cottage to be accounting for a lot of light but the walls and furniture are of dark colours. I'd call it Sharp's influence, but Julia has always been surrounded by shadows, darkness, clouds; let alone she's from the North.

As I am also a northerner, sleeping through That Bloody Sunnight is impossible with lightly-coloured walls. That's why, probably.

4) in a modern au, would your mc use social media? what would their preferred platform be? why is if their preferred one?

She'd totally have tumblr and a youtube channel + a reddit account, possibly. Julia has a bunch of obscure hobbies in the modern aus, so I'd also throw -exchange websites in here.

My trash child would be into fanfiction, too.

5) did you consult wand lore when choosing their wand? if so, why did you pick what you did? if not, would you ever change wand details to match your mc?

Back when I was messing around with the linking accounts and all that, I let the game to parse my wand details. It's of Rowan wood, 10", the core is the unicorn hair; Julia uses it, I never changed its details.

6) what is your mc’s diet? are they vegan, vegetarian, do they eat whatever? why?

Julia will eat everything if it isn't sweet, Firewhiskey, or boom berries. Her childhood was rather challenging food-wise, if not scarce on it; she doesn't mind other foods, but she also prefers to have a great variety on her table.

7) what is your mc’s backstory as to why they didn’t join hogwarts until 5th year? or did you retcon that part of the story when creating them?

*ugly crying* it's too big i will not tell it here just know that there was a some kind of divine intervention, demiurgic comedy, ceridwen's brew of awen mention, and a parental wish for a child to be talented

8) what house is your mc in? why are they in that house?

RAVENCLAW. SHE'S A MAGPIE FOR MORE REASONS THAN A JOKE. A KNOWLEDGE HOARDER. A BOOK COLLECTOR. A FUTURE failed SCHOLAR. THE STARKY'S INSPIRATIONAL FIGURE. grey lady's nightmare and the hat's hmmmmmmmmmmmm

9) were you inspired by characters from other media when making your mc? if so, which characters? and how did they influence your mc?

Meh this is old.

Сiri: Julia is gifted with a special magical talent that put a target on her back, too (Ashwinders would benefit from having her around either way but her ability would've become the WE'RE RICH moment). On her journey, she's brought to an old castle and met the future father figures here (Eleazar and Aesop <- -> Vеsemir and Gеralt). 8th book does not happen ihateitihat but Kaer Morchen siege's tragic end does; I couldn't forget about the Old Druid Technique, neither about the anniversary video where Сiri hugs Geralt at Corvo Bianco 🥺Сiri was the main inspiration for Julia & Aesop's mentorship plotline;

Lоhse: terrible but witty humour, Lоhse Invented Lesbianiasm, and I got a feeling HL was at least somewhere tinely inspired by DОS2? By default, Lоhse uses elemental magic, water-based spells; AM closely resembles water, if not to assume directly associated with it, but it's a sidenote because as I said, Terrible Jokes Came First;

Emily: I'm still uncertain if I should've chosen Cоrvo but either way, if HL had what Dishоnored had, it would've been an amazing game all throughout; so far, it only manages to look like it graphically, on the low settings. But I digress. Both Julia and Emily had to make tough, if not terrible, choices guided by forces they couldn't quite understand or fully comprehend;

Moist: my trash man believed in an angel once and lived a better life, so did my trash child Julia;

KATZENJАMMER: Julia's family theme songs;

Tilda Swintоn.

10) does your mc have any special abilities? (legilimens, parsletongue, metamorphagus, etc) how do they choose to use these powers? did you give them powers for fun, or does it relate to their backstory/plot?

No, Julia doesn't have any other things going on about her.

11) what is your mc’s blood status? how does it affect their time at hogwarts? how does it affect their home life?

Half-blood. Accepted at home back in the Netherlands and her Faroese/Danish side of the family doesn't really mind (they're happy she's alive and could bring closure to the wound caused by her father's death), but ohboi she caused fire to families like the Malfoys or the Gaunts. They're her biggest haters; they couldn't believe a witch of her talents could be of muggle decent.

At some point, she changed her official last name to her Faroese one just to spite some people.

12) did your mc open the repository? why or why not?

After Ranrok destroyed it, she didn't bother restoring it nor opening it. Julia is very wary of that particular thing Isidora did and didn't want to absorb powers she wouldn't be able to control.

13) if your mc opened the repository, how did absorbing all that power affect them, if it did at all?

Julia would had committed a suicide short after, unable to handle the flood of unlocked memories. Her rage would've been the end of her.

14) what does your mc think of the keepers? do they trust them? why or why not?

Percival: Thought he was an insight she needed, turned out a man who had an agenda that severely misaligned with the end goal of protecting the school.

Charles: The homely man. The kind who will hide critical intelligence in order to keep or to save their good standing. Can't be trusted. Good at transfiguration though.

Niahm: The gentle maternal figure—the one Julia would deliberately seek sometimes to have what little of guidance on AM she could get.

San: The stall, but the voice and act of reason.

15) how does your mc’s story continue after 5th year? how do they cope with everything that happened with ranrok, sebastian, etc?

To trash with Sebastian, she had her uncle to deal with and Ranrok to debate with in her dreams. And then, The Bureaucracy.

16) did your mc learn the unforgivables? why or why not?

Julia doesn't approve of the simplicity these curses imply.

She only realised the meaning of her own words when she got older.

17) did your mc turn in sebastian? why or why not?

Julia's reasoning was quite different from the one from the in-game.

Certain the Ministry would only ruin everything for everyone after the officer Singer told her and Natty off of their investigation, she didn't want to give Sebastian's secrets away to them—and for them to establish she was up to something this questionable didn't sound all right. Even though she didn't do anything and was actively against Sebastian's schemes, she didn't know the laws very well to know whether or not her and Ominis' bystanding would get them into trouble as well.

The Ministry ended up learning about The Event, but as Julia had predicted, it didn't care and it didn't do anything about it, busy with the full-fledged international scandal the Rookwood gang caused.

18) what is your mc’s family like? do they have siblings? do they still have parents?

Her dad is a lovely man. Her mum is a wicked but funny bitch. Her uncle is a huggable guy but he will scorch everyone disagreeing with him. The rest are rather vast crowd of people but of regular people, some are cool, others aren't; her auntie married a dragon caretaker and caused Family Drama over sheep but that's a whole another story.

19) does your mc have a love interest? who is it? why did your mc fall for that character, if they do have a love interest?

Imelda and Poppy. I had a post about them somewhere…

Here. It's still a WIP but 80% of it is settled.

20) does your mc have a favourite spell? if so, what is it and why do they like it the most?

She likes elemental magic. It looks magic. ^ ^

21) if you could change anything that the mc does in the game, what would it be? why would you change it? how would you change it? (ie; a line they say, an event of a quest, things of that nature)

I've gotten plethora of opinions/perspectives on how to redo, remake, what to add and all that; it's scattered across my blog in 2 languages.

It all will be very tedious to dig up so I found a reblog chain that covers the basics. Here.

22) does your mc have any pets? if so, why do they have the pets they have? and for fun, what are their pets’ names?

A little story.

My very first catch after a stray hippogriff (I thought you need to catch an one to ride an one lmao) was a kneazle rescue from a poacher camp. He was a sable black large kitty, I named him Samuel, and Realised only months later while talking to @thriftstorebabayaga. Sammy stayed as Julia's pet kneazle and he became the plot reason for Julia to wear the scar.

She rescued Sammy from poachers on her first week of school and got injured in the process.

23) when designing your mc, why did you choose the appearance you did? has it changed at all since you first made them? would you change anything now?

No, Julia's design came together last February, first try. The only detail that changed was the amount of freckles. I keep adding more.

24) where is your mc from? where is their family from?

Technically, Julia is from the Netherlands. But she grew up 1) on the ship, the trading vessel belonging to her father, 2) on Faroe islands, 3) and visited her grannies in Holland sometimes.

25) what is your mc’s favourite season? why is it their favourite?

She enjoys winter albeit she's hurt by the cold. No particular reason for liking it, except for it's the no gnat season.

26) how about your mc’s favourite holiday? what makes it special to them?

Christmas: days off, no gnat, food!

27) if your mc wasn’t in their current house, where would they have been sorted? why do you think they’d be there?

Hatstall between Hufflepuff and Gryffindor. She's reckless enough to be considered Gryffindor but her sense for bird fountain community would push her to the Hufflepuffs. She'd enjoy either option.

28) does your mc have a favourite childhood toy? if so, what was it? do they still have it with them?

That stuffed kneazle that she keeps away because it reminds her of the happier life.

29) what kind of music would your mc like? is there a reason?

ATEMLOS DURCH DIE NACHT— German pop, Italian pop, and she stole Sharp's collection of Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin and The Doors.

30) last but not least, just tell us something you love about your mc!

the main tragedy of her life is bureaucracy and that fact amuses me greatly. that she defeated it is The Fantasy of her fantasy genre story

[lumidark166]

Magenta Menace and Thief Kids

Name : Misaki Kadoya

Nickname/Titles : The Magenta Menace’s Daughter, Genius Demon

Age : 16

Gender : Female

Sexuality : Questioning

Personality : She acts like Tsukasa but more eccentric and troublesome but at least, she didn’t prank her uncles as much as Tsukasa does

Likes : -Writing poems -Cats -Raccoon

Dislikes : -Dogs due trauma

Parents : Kadoya Tsukasa and Daiki Kaito

Appearance : (picrew link)

Backstory : Misaki was a brainwashed child soldier in Foundation X and got rescued by none other than Destroyer of World himself. She was quiet back then until she finally found her light again although she made Nana Emu either worried or angry at her due to her chaotic antics.

Information : She was once called by Foundation X that she is a Genius Demon, a ruthless tactician and strategist. She learned to do stealth and give information in abnormal ways. She can manipulate her heartbeats and use them to make a morse code to communicate or give information without enemies noticing. Dogs scare her because a Foundation X member attacked her brutally with a dog. She likes to mess Nana Emu with her heartbeats lol. She loved her brother even though it does not fit with Tsukasa’s reputation as a menace while her brother is really nice. She is a Kamen Rider named Kamen Rider Sibilant. Her driver is similar to Kaito but with design differences. She actually a raccoon whisperer lol but she jealous of Uncle Shoutaro's Disney Princess ability lmao.

Name : Kadoya Taiyou

Nickname : The Sunshine of the Kadoyas, Soccer Freak /pos

Age : 12

Gender : Male

Sexuality : Bicurious

Personality : He is a sweet boy and soccer obsessed freak /pos also he take it as a compliment

Likes : -soccer

Dislikes : -hospital

Parents : Kadoya Tsukasa and Daiki Kaito

Appearance :

Backstory : Amemiya Taiyou from Inazuma Eleven reincarnated to Kamen Rider World, i just put my fictional son in this cause i wanted a sunshine kid in TsuDai to make it funnier

Information : Although Taiyou is a good kid who always listens he is also a troublemaker kid, cause in his past life, he was always sick due to his heart disease but he still wanted to play soccer so he learned the hard way, and learned to lockpick, running away fast enough to escape the nurses. He got his soccer ‘powers’ from his past world when he got in middle school so he actually can kick enemies ass with a soccer ball. Actually can escape Emu’s wrath with his running alone but his weakness is Grandpa Shinnosuke cause he actually keep up with him. He finally happy that he can have a happier childhood than the past one where he just stuck in a hospital since he was a child. He learned to do morse code from her sister for emergencies. Everyone knows that he is Tsukasa's favourite cause he rarely do chaotic shit-. He doesn't want to be Kamen Rider and his parents respect it cause his passion is just play soccer like he want to in his past life cause in his past life, he was very limited to play due his disease. He actually do not surprised how crazy a Kamen Rider life is cause his past life was he being a soccer player that somehow roped into soccer fascism and Time Shenanigans for some reason. Scenarios of that i think of : Tsukasa and Kaito, heavily injured due villains hurting them. "Hey! Stop hurting my dads!" Tsukasa heard a familiar voice, he know that is Taiyou's voice. "What are you doing here, Taiyou.. you are gonna get hurt!" he screamed in horror. Taiyou suddenly do this shit :

"Sunshine Force!!!" He kicked the ball so hard that the enemies flown through the wall. "Holy hell..." mutter Kaito. That its for today, tomorrow or someday probs Fuwaruto kids also you can ask the kids do or smth with using ask blog features lmao Tag : @maou-the-tree, @askrikkaiandhyotei

[ranidspace]

As much as I find Pearlina cute in the traditional sense, I've come it dislike it in some ways, like you said.

(a) It's the designated WHOLESOME UWU ship, so its popularity means that Team Present is guaranteed to win GrandFest, shitting on our chances of getting a space-squids Team Future game.

(b) Pearl being 18 and Marina being 15 when they got together. There's nothing wrong with that, and I think there's nothing wrong with such relationships in real life. If they were 18 and 15 in the present, or if one was male, you'd be crucified for even daring to suggest they love each other. Like, modern moral panic means countless people get cancelled for dating 15-year-olds when they're 18. I have received death threats from Ace Attorney fans for thinking Regina Berry (16, tired of being treated as an infant) and Maximillion Galactica (21, the magical tboy of all time) are a sweet couple (they absolutely are, and my parents got together at the same ages). People are willing to overlook the small age gaps they go ballistic over when it's Wholesome Lesbiabs Uwu.

and

(c) Yeah, Marina is absolutely codependent on Pearl. It's actually quite sad, that Pearl is all Marina ever talks about. Unhealthy doesn't mean abusive, but it pisses me off that people pretend it's all fluffy-unproblematic. Like NaruMitsu from Ace Attorney. Edgeworth is quite codependent on Phoenix, but it's "canon", so much like Pearlina, people erase the interesting parts of it to sanitise it.

Pearlina needs more flaws. Aohota and Polycut need more fans, and Team Future needs to win.

Team Past is contrary to Splatoon's theme of life moving on and evolving.

Team Present is boring.

Team Future is the way to go.

BOLDLY WOOMY WHERE NO SQUID HAS WOOMIED BEFORE.

okay going one at a time:

a) yeah the uwu wholesome ship i totally get that. i think team present is gonna win for other reasons, or not win at all, the userbase of tumblr and people with money to buy tshirts isnt the entire userbase, remember how japan and children influence fests a LOT, and they could be the same or different so idk.

b) i think 18 and 15 CAN be okay, but it can definitely be not (see section c) . i did find it weird how pearl and marina completely dodged fandom weirdness just for being cute together

c) absolutely agree. I've mentioned before that when they met it was really bad? the homeless teenager living with some rich girl because she thought she could make money off of her being good at music. marina's obsessed with her and it might be hurting her. I still thing it's debatable that that same problem exists now, they're both into adulthood and it doesnt seem as fucked but she still is obsessive.

[aurora-bay-times]

THE AURORA BAY TIMES

Since Aurora Bay's origins in the 1940's, it has never ceased to show its appreciation for life! This beach town has always known how to give a warm welcome to tourists and longtime residents alike, especially around the holidays.

This year, Aurora Bay has gone above and beyond for its Halloween celebrations! Until November, there will be hayrides, haunted houses, weekly movies playing at Sunset Drive-in, and of course, trick-or-treating! Those staying home this Halloween better get stocked up on candy! The most important celebration of all though, is the annual costume party at Sharky's!

Movies playing this weekend at Sunset Drive-in

Friday:

Casper

Rosemary’s Baby

Saturday:

The Addam’s Family

The Exorcist

Sunday:

Gremlins

Carrie

Alejandra's weekly reviews:

Of course I had to try all of the amazing menus starting to come out this week! By far my favorite of the week is Aurora's Candy Parlor's wonderful candy apples. They are to die for and are so cute with their decorations that make them look like little cauldrons. Amira (@sweetascandyamira) is a modern day Wonka, and she deserves an award!

Driftwood would be committing a crime if they didn't have Pumpkin on the menu! Call me basic, I don't care, their pumpkin spiced lattes are delicious. My mouth is watering writing this. (@maggiexbhatt)

Sweet Nothing's baker, Liza Levin (@thelizaxlevin) is out on maternity leave, and while I thought the whole building would crash and burn, Noelle Driscoll's (@noellexdriscoll) come out of her baking retirement to whip up some incredible pastries! Although I just know that Levin girl is the mastermind behind it.

Announcements:

Friday the 13th Halloween Flash Sale Special at Crescent Moon Tattoo!

Choose between a small flash piece from over 400 designs drawn by us for $13 lines or $30 with color added. Mandatory $10 tip minimum required for small flash pieces. Piercings will be a BOGO 1/2 off special for service and jewelry, plus mandatory minimum 20% tip. These are a first come, first serve basis. We are not taking appointments, and no deposits required. Shop hours are extended from 10 am to 11 pm at night. For those who are interested in a bigger design, we will hold a 25% off total price special for personalized horror and halloween themed tattoos. Shop minimum is $150 by the hour, these will be by appointment only. Deposit required. Normal shop hours will be resumed from 11 am to 9 pm. Shop will be opened Sunday and Monday per artist availability. Written by @aeris-flores

Birthdays:

Halloween is not the only thing we'll be celebrating this month in Aurora Bay!

These are the birthdays you need to put down on your calendars this month!

October 1 - Jake Hudson (@jake-hudson)

October 4 - Camille Reese (@ithinkitscami)

October 10 - Ramsey Rivera (@missxrivera)

October 13 - Cherry Koch (@cherryxkoch)

October 15 - Collette Jimenez (@collettexjimenez)

October 16 - Liza Levin (@thelizaxlevin)

October 24 - Wes Evans (@wesxevans)

October 27 - Chase Williams (@chasekip)

October 29 - Lemie Lewis (@lemielewis)

October 30 - Travis Miller (@trcvis)

And as a special note! On Tuesday, October 3rd, Wes and Liza Evans had their firstborn, a daughter named Elise Evans. Congratulations to the new parents on their bundle of joy!

[themomsandthecity]

I Tested Amazon's Bestselling Kids' Camera, and It's a Keeper

Image Source: POPSUGAR Photography / Angela Elias One evening while reaching for my phone, I noticed that my preschooler had used it to snap a bunch of photos. There were sweet portraits of his older brother, a view of cotton candy clouds from his bedroom window, a candid picture of me immersed in dinner prep, and more. Scrolling through the pictures was like walking through our family home through his eyes. I made a mental note to refresh my phone's lock code and to get this little guy his own camera. After comparing kids' cameras on Amazon, I landed on the Goopow Kids Camera Toy ($28, originally $37), and it's been a fun introduction to photography play. What I Like About the Goopow Kids Camera Toy At less than $30, it's an affordable, low-stakes introduction to a kids' camera. As a parent who has invested in toys to foster my kids' budding hobbies, I've learned that sometimes learning toys take, and sometimes they don't. The camera comes in several colors and shapes - I chose the blue, cat-themed camera for my animal-loving kiddo. Aside from being cheap and cute, it's also surprisingly versatile. In addition to being able to take pictures, it has a selfie function, video capability, funny frames, and even games. It also comes with a neck strap, a 32GB card, and a USB cord for recharging. It's lightweight and easy to throw in a backpack for a trip to the park or zoo and car rides. Image Source: POPSUGAR Photography / Angela Elias What's Worth Noting About the Goopow Kids Camera Toy With a 2.62-inch screen and meager pixels, it's not going to capture anything close to the quality of an iPhone photo. That being said, the fact that my son has free rein over it seems to outweigh the lack of picture quality, at least for him. While it's pretty intuitive, my 4-year-old son still needs me to help him navigate it. He often gets stuck in certain function modes and needs my help. On the other hand, my 7-year-old son can zip through the functions, bouncing between selfie mode and the three games without any issue. The brand says this camera is geared towards kids ages 3 to 8, but I can't imagine a 3-year-old being able to do more than snap photos once you've set them up in photo mode. Depending on how much independence you want them to have, ages 5 to 7 seems to be a sweeter spot. Both of my kids usually forget to turn the camera off when they're finished playing with it, and it has one and a half to two hours of continuous photo time before it needs to be recharged. Image Source: POPSUGAR Photography / Angela Elias Who Is the Goopow Kids Camera Toy Best For? This camera is best for anyone looking for an affordable toy camera for their young kids or a good gift for kids who have everything. It doesn't provide as much endless play as a Magna-Tiles building set, but it sparks curiosity and experimentation. If you aren't expecting high-quality photos and are instead more interested in getting them something they can travel and play with, then this lightweight, durable design is a good option. Additional Details: * It features a 2.62" LCD screen design. * Its functions include photo capture, video recording, playback, game play, date setting, and frame selections. * It's intended for children ages 3 to 8. * It has a built-in 3.7V rechargeable lithium battery, one and a half to two hours of run time, and an SD Card slot with a 32GB card included. Where Is the Goopow Kids Camera Toy Available to Shop? You can purchase the Goopow Kids Camera Toy ($16) at Walmart and Amazon. Rating: https://www.popsugar.com/family/goopow-kids-camera-toy-review-49328856?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=tumblr

[libidomechanica]

“Be gin simmer, sir”

A limerick sequence

               1

Have from thee. Be gin simmer, sir. The Thrifty Sanhedrins to plume the Regal    Rights. But soon as breath    and feel you are coming on like a parting man. For spiders.

               2

And die cluster of the Southern sky; thy longing, though he looketh toward the    two are gone to sea, yet,    ye are seven! And beauty made me the plain sae rashy, O!

               3

Up the sting to the wide desert all around. Or duchess, princess sleeps. One    last look wanton-wise. You    charm’d me not with its death- wound, its wound on my breasts and small hips.

               4

Sweet lies at most. Was left upon his way. Was it yesterday call yet once    that she was wildly clad;    her eyes, as from a man’s bed, I’m fley’d it mak me eerie, sir.

               5

Kisses, how? Your lips and our dayes run the same Designs, and streight therewithal,    smooth as is the voice    and fall. And a heavy day I was arisen out of bed?

               6

To aid the bower of beauty still. Like womens Leachery, to see him    or know thee, and nothing    loved ever along a weary way, but night determinate.

               7

While Pan and fairest maid was bonie Jean. Great joy was hers, or rather be your    sacrifice receiv’d in    sight of thine eyes attempred to the Cape. Has but changed her face.

               8

Their lives in and outruns Desire. And did you determine, as we pass,    you take of my beloved    turned in the end. And that made the old hope for no esteem.

               9

Still roam free. Till love is laid. Jenny kissed me where all was colour’d hed, milke    hands, gathered shake dew on    the courtier’s art. Would search with thee and warmth, which I not kept.

               10

They strike up and streight the Priest, whom I look upon thine. All Compexions some    Eyes take delight, it soon    would have been, if Destiny had higher place was t’other way.

               11

And runs the circuit of my life, misled, and Europe’s Liberator’—    still enslaved. To other    Israelite complain. In vain I have done that life should not rise.

               12

Now what could be dear call once yet! That I have a Right Supreme Command, giv’n    by thee, his deadly breath    in the rest, with lullaby then wink awhile, with lullaby?

               13

Let his Love Enchant your generous,— all such ladies are: love, that opprest    the sun; coral is far    above their alert enemies the most! If I could not beene.

               14

Some hunger, too, they say. Children’, as they are side by side; and now approach    Love’s world shall not go again;    love sells the morning came, and by the sand-hills, at the end.

               15

You are a national product and power. Aye, all day from this first love-salute    was interchanged:    the reigning favourite to death, her soul may drink of thy Name.

               16

Come, my beloved among the sweetest buds doth love, and all the worst cause    of hate.—Farewell, fair    Armida, my joy and my body that flows down into a worse.

               17

If I may have larks. Are burthens for a Camel, not a King: kings are    Negligent or Weak? Then follows    thee, my sunflower heeds not her poore Slaues vniust decaying.

               18

Thy two breasts. Sleeps should know why they write, and frost will blight that floats into your    life, which be, so you will;    heroic if you dare the true; and if such sweet ecstasy!

               19

As tis for Parents to foresee, make Heirs for Monarks, and shews the painter’s    art. I’ll seek him who, in    my mind, to make the Prince, Severe and Wise, imparts not the cates.

               20

Of thy neck is as a winter’s tale? Of the aching hed, pray that made the    Jews; for towns once burnt, turn’d    a foe in hope to get our souls fly to th’ shades of loue.

               21

Let who will the flittering two angels look surprise on one another’s    house, my heart? Robert Burns:    king and a father reason; my soul’s full meaning into white.

               22

Mounts up, and gold, that the East doth hold. The lake in the day, he saw Menalcas    come therewith the    effort of its own skin, her pearls. Does him to prolong the Jews.

               23

Boot, at least a part of me! She was silver, too. My love is blind but with    light. And not so stout, nor    gates are driven: they strike the Priest, who better than the despair.

               24

Not always will be Eastern hill where you mark’d but the cold relief; you all    have been no rents at all,    and lo! And though tears thou shalt find it merit their merriment.

               25

Till love exhausted, driven out of season: never more than the Lark, to    fetch in the goal, when ’t    is theogony? Whom fair Corinna sits, and Recording Muse.

               26

But free from flower and pride of a’ the glen sae bushy, O! Son, who had    shone in the Ephesian    ruins howl by night, each with you white, black, or copper—the dead?

               27

About coming in a man, compare thou shalt from every vulgar tongues high    race, whom Kings no Titles    gave, and, forsooth: I have seen from me. He must, let’s goe a Maying.

               28

Was a ta’en city, thirty thousand. Love that endures, from my mother. Some    people which is another    counts me as About Ferguson, deceiving elf.

               29

But now so too, too wise to look upon the graves and showers from the forests    far away, until    he can make it from the rock. At last wet step before her still.

               30

To that colour fix’d; beauty no pencil, beauty’s summer and wide, and withers    in a rowe? Of each    encumbrance clear them, were Crime is God’s beloved among them.

               31

Thy comfort me with too much, and dies out Hem! Overhead, overhead rushes    life in me. Like men    in Feavers burn and rave, as fast as specie can, upon his way.

               32

Though I now write fifty years, his peers? Your oversight. A shade, out of them.    We shall together. I    did look, sharp as a lynx, and yet leaue me helplesse meerely?

               33

If thou die before i’ll kiss thee; yea, I should narrate. As to do no thing    to require, let Law    then shouldst not abhor my state: if thy unworthy of thy Reign?

               34

Be Strong; sharp shall sting. Of that room is eel-black. Shoot of Passion could tye. She    has virgin face. It once    mingled love first Ismail’s capture caught him, but I could not rise.

               35

Sicker I hold it law that when we entered, reached the second was Ambition    Blinds! Though modest, on    his goodly death; that as the tomb bestrew wherein affection.

               36

Does him to prolong their band was worthless song, darkening, black as a raven.    More turning into his    garden, and Phillis refused me! And overwhelms us all.

               37

And the porch we left by, Norman; took our look at sea and land, for sure it    was sweet-season’d showers    of rubles rain, as all thy might but enjoy content. And lo!

               38

Which he could not be beleeued, but he came. Yet eyes this cunning Painter takes    in any curious    way the whole empress, nor forgetting quite the word of sugar.

               39

Except thou payèd were. With me—or fall from thee. For thro’ the languid rout of    our sensations! Openly    love’s fuellers, and speak the thing in every part, I could sup!

               40

He is not enough to common air. Of perilous seas, in faery lands    forlorne? Within the gallant    friends, and blear-eyed Will the Noble seed; david, for him not.

               41

And thither half the neighbouring borough wind and runs the circuit of my    life’s whole soul toward the    suspicion. Behold, thou mine, I thine, even as when raging sea!

               42

She found a path full of Angels from her fall: she fell with oath to make me    who I am, entirely.    Heroic if you come, some ballad or a songs sake.

               43

Climb! Around my Highland lassie, O. As tis for Pardon. Or have tasted    the Pigmy Body to    decay: and no spurre can his resty race renewe, without pause!

               44

And in that she went away? For his mind; and Fortune and me, is a pure    cup of coffee to soothe    his woes with a Jealousies and pearl in rubies set, for teeth.

               45

Right hand should narrate. Among which go up from the chamber keeping it because    thou art all that, the    game, and on the Crown; and so we forged a sevenfold story.

               46

Nymph of al, of Oliue braunches, who threw into a Russian couplet rather    more will bore any sweet    lies at most. Ruby-lipp’d and tooth’d with renown, and, in betwixt.

               47

And being brave. The wind, a substance like stone than this thy stature more sweet    than another country’s    gore, and winding me, knowing thy bridal bed, that Love’s fine wit.

               48

Looks backward, I could be too has been given; Still wouldst thou payèd were. ’Re made    for May: and o’r inform’d    his Youthfull Image in his vault where art thou goest safe, supreme.

               49

If Mildness Ill with gems and golden, shows the decay we’re made of stone and    drew, from butts of water    on the flow of—was it yesterday? Snarling strange was the few.

               50

Can abide to keep fair play. Find out the knolls a dozen angry models    jetted steam: a petty    railway ran: a fire-balloon rose gem-like up before the wine.

               51

Her soul made me go to the grave, letting from the gate, and, tis my wish, and    never say suppose a    Monarch which they contends, it selfe this vaine scuse giue? What is Love?

               52

His grief is their poison brought a Crime. Juan, who for pickings prowl, and so grac’d    to be in the world they    by my Mercy scan, beware the Fury of a Patient Man.

               53

Sweet soul that reach up the hills. Or the mountain shower, too weak, for all her    nerves, just as we reap in    joy the fruit there: big and bobbing wax fruit, sweating with blue plums.

[atozearth]

Top Rocking Chairs of 2023: Expert Picks & Reviews

There's nothing quite like the soothing rhythm of a rocking chair. Whether you're a new parent trying to lull a baby to sleep, someone seeking relaxation on a porch, or simply in need of a comfortable reading spot, a rocking chair offers unparalleled comfort and a touch of nostalgia. In this review, we delve into the best rocking chairs available in 2023, examining their features, aesthetics, and durability. 1. READY ROCKER Portable Rocking-Chair 2. AVAWING Home Rocking Chair 3. Sweet Home Collection Rocking Chair 4. Ailisforest Rocking Chair 5. Christopher Knight Home Alva Outdoor Acacia Wood Rocking Chair 6. Bonzy Home Velvet Rocking Accent Nursery Chair  7. Sweet Home Collection Rocking Chair  8. Flamaker Rocking Chair Recliner Chair 9. Christopher Knight Home Harvey Mid-Century Modern Fabric Rocking Chair 10. Coaster Home Furnishings CO 11. WILLIAMSPACE Rocking Chair 12. Devoko 3 Piece Rocking Bistro Set Wicker Patio Outdoor Furniture Porch Chairs 13.SUNCROWN 3 Piece Outdoor Rocking Bistro Set Black Wicker Furniture Porch Chairs  14.Cambridge Casual Bentley Outdoor Porch Rocking Chair 15.Shine Company Inc. 4332WT Vermont Porch Rocker, White 16.LUE BONA Outdoor Rocking Chairs  17.FURNDOOR Outdoor Wood Rocking Chair Wagon  18.Tangkula Acacia Wood Porch Rocking Chair Set 19.MUPATER Outdoor Rocking Chair  20.Outsunny Outdoor Rocking Chair A rocking chair, an emblem of leisurely relaxation and age-old comfort, combines functionality with artistry. Characterized by its two curved bands, also known as rockers, this chair's design allows the occupant to rock back and forth with ease. Often crafted from durable wood or upholstered for added cushioning, the rocking chair has transcended time, with early iterations dating back centuries. Ideal for serene moments, like reading by the fireside or calming a restless child, its gentle motion offers therapeutic relief to its users. Whether placed in a cozy corner of a living room or on a breezy porch overlooking nature, the rocking chair embodies a sense of home and tranquillity. Frequently Asked Questions about Rocking Chairs 1. What are the benefits of using a rocking chair? Rocking chairs offer numerous benefits including aiding relaxation, relieving stress, and in some cases, helping with lower back pain. For new mothers, it can also aid in soothing a crying baby. 2. Is it safe for pregnant women to use a rocking chair? Yes, many pregnant women find rocking chairs comfortable, especially during the latter stages of pregnancy. However, it's always best to consult with a healthcare professional about any concerns. 3. What materials are commonly used to make rocking chairs? Rocking chairs can be made from a variety of materials including hardwoods like oak or teak, metal, plastic, and wicker. They can also be upholstered for added comfort. 4. Can I use my rocking chair outdoors? While some rocking chairs are designed specifically for outdoor use with weather-resistant materials, not all are suitable for this purpose. Always check the manufacturer's recommendations before placing your chair outside. 5. How do I maintain my wooden rocking chair? For wooden rocking chairs, it's advisable to periodically clean them with a soft cloth and mild soap. Avoid excessive moisture. To maintain the wood's luster, consider applying a wood conditioner or polish annually. 6. Are there weight limits for rocking chairs? Yes, different rocking chairs have varying weight capacities. Always check the manufacturer's guidelines to ensure safety and longevity of the chair. 7. Can I assemble a rocking chair on my own? Most rocking chairs come with assembly instructions and can be set up with basic tools. However, if you're not comfortable assembling it yourself, consider seeking help. 8. Are rocking chairs safe for children? While children might enjoy the motion of a rocking chair, they should always be supervised when using one to avoid accidents, such as pinched fingers. 9. How do I choose the right size rocking chair for my space? Measure the space where you intend to place the rocking chair, ensuring there's enough room for the chair to rock without obstruction. Check the chair's dimensions before purchasing. 10. Do rocking chairs come with warranties? Many manufacturers offer warranties on their products. It's advisable to check the warranty details before purchasing to understand what's covered. Conclusion The world of rocking chairs is vast and varied. From the classic to the contemporary, from the plush to the eco-friendly, there's a rocking chair for every preference and purpose. While our top picks are based on a mix of style, comfort, and durability, the best chair is one that suits your personal needs and aesthetic. So rock on and find your perfect match! Read the full article

[mornington-the-crescent]

With thanks to @you-stand-corrected​:

If Guns Were Regulated Like Cars

Because we now regulate guns like we regulate cars, each state and city now recognizes your drivers license license to carry concealed.

We can finally buy and sell our firearms across state lines.

I can walk into a gun showroom and drive away with my new firearm in minutes.

You can rent a gun for the afternoon if your gun is in the shop.

You and your friends can shoot all you want on your own property.

You can now own all the guns and ammunition you want.,. and you can store them anywhere you have room.

Several people can own and operate the same firearm.

Because we now regulate guns like we regulate cars, there is no age limit to own a gun.  Parents, grandparents and relatives can now freely give guns to small children.  You mail in a piece of paper, and the state sends you a new title for your gun in a few weeks.  Now that is sweet.

The city provides gun-storage locations free of charge in front of no-gun zones in order to attract customers to downtown.  About time.

Courts will no longer take your guns away during a bitter divorce.

You can rent a gun at the airport if you didn’t want to fly with your gun.

A gun dealership will lease you a firearm on a five year payment plan.

Now you can ship and buy gun part in the mail.

Now you can walk into the post office with your gun or gun parts.

Now that we regulate guns the way we regulate cars, even convicted felons can own a gun once they are off probation.

You can now own a gun of any length without having to ask the government for permission.

You can now put a muffler on your guns without having to ask your sheriff or police chief for permission.  (My neighbors thank you.)

Your 16 year old can bring a gun to school, and to his after school job.

When your goofball nephew shoots a gun in public without a license.. he now gets a ticket.. and you get a phone call to come pick up your gun.

You can have gun stores and shooting ranges next door to schools, daycare centers, hospitals and churches!  Hallelujah, we’re free at last!

We will finally have gun shops on every other corner to sell ammunition and Doritos.  Your local convenience store changes its name to Shoot-and-Scoot.

Now kids can get their concealed carry permit at 16 years of age.

Schools now offer gun safety and defensive shooting classes when kids are 15 years old.

Kids can carry concealed with adult supervision once they are 15 ½ years old and have their learner’s license.

Some old people loose their concealed carry permits when they can’t pass the vision test.

There are no more gun safe and gun lock regulations!

You can assemble your own gun in your garage.. from a kit.

Just like a truck, you will need a special firearms license to operate guns that weigh more than 26 thousand pounds.

Gun dealers and gunsmiths don’t need federal reporting requirements any longer.

You and your friends decide who will be the designated concealed carrier if you’re going drinking.

We finally get rid of national gun registration.

I might even get a tax credit if I buy a small and efficient gun.  I love this country!

If Cars Were Regulated Like Guns

In this world, you need a permit to own a car.  The permit includes a national background check, a thumb print and two forms of identification before you’re allowed to buy a car.  This is because we want to keep criminal from driving.  No one drives without a permit, do they?

You can’t own a car if you or your wife were ever charged with yelling at each other.  That way we won’t let people who were accused of a hostile domestic outburst have access to a dangerous car.  It is worthwhile if we save one life.

In some states you must show that you have a locked garage before you can buy a car.  We have car storage laws because we want to make sure cars are safely kept away from children.

Car dealers and mechanics are federally licensed and their records are inspected each year.

Even if you already own several cars, there can still be a 14 day cooling off period before you can bring your new car home from the dealer.  This stops dangerous impulse driving.

You can only buy one car a month.

Police can come and seize your cars and your gasoline if you or someone living in your home are prescribed certain medicines by a doctor.  We can’t be too careful with incapacitated drivers.

There are limits on the size of the car you’re allowed to own.  The car can’t be too small or too large.   Who needs a dangerous motorcycle or a truck!

The gas tank can not hold more than 10 gallons.

Portable gas cans over 10 gallons are illegal in some states.  Only arsonists need that much gasoline!

Once you get your car home, the gas tank must be drained, the car must be secured in a locked garage, and the gasoline must be stored in a separate locked building if children are in the home.

You need a special permit to own a car with a muffler.  We need loud cars so you can’t hide your driving.

Adjustable steering wheels and seats are outlawed in some states but not others.  Ignorance of the law is no excuse as you travel.  Get advice from your lawyer who specializes in car-law.

You can’t own a car that looks like a car owned by the government even though your car isn’t as powerful and doesn’t go as fast.

In some states, you need to show your Car Owners Identification Card to buy gasoline.

You might be reported to state law enforcement agencies of you buy over 20 gallons of gas.  Gas kills people!

It could be illegal to take gasoline from one state to another because the gasoline that is legal in one state might be illegal in your neighboring state.

You can drive the family van at 16 years of age, but you need to be over 21 years old to buy gasoline for a small car.

You need a new car owners permit when you move to some states, and you can’t bring your car into those states until after you register it.

Some states will let you own a car at home, but you can’t get a permit to take it out in public.

Some states will let you drive across the state as long as you don’t stop.  If you break down, then the police can arrest you if you try to have your car shipped out of state.. unless your car is already registered.  This stops illegal car trafficking.

In some states you can’t show your car to a friend in public.  That is called brandishing.

Some states won’t allow you to have your car outside your home even if you keep it covered.  You need a special concealed car permit for that. You probably need to know a politician to get one of these special permits.  You’ll have to transport your car in a locked car carrier.

In some states you can’t let your friend sit in your car on your own property, nor can you sit in his car on your property.  That makes me feel safer already.

Cars can be rented or loaned at the track, but only by car clubs that are part of an incorporated outdoor conservation organization.

If there was a car that was designed to kill the most people in the fastest way possible, that car would be banned, and the car manufacturer would be sued/held accountable/out of business.

Guns designed to kill 10-20 objects without reloading are killing humans. They are not hunting squirrels.

[spaciebabie]

PLEASE tell me about your oc lore that comic was SO INTERESTING I'm on my hands and knees begging for more pls

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR THIS ASK I LOVE TALKING ABT MY OCS SM

I HADTA GET MY NOTES OUT FOR THIS ONE!

RANT UNDER READ MORE CUZ IT CONTAINS SPOILERS (EVEN THO IM PURPOSFULLY VAGUE) AND ITS ALSO A LOT

my GOD katherine quin- MY TRAGIC PROTAGONIST BABY WHO FEELS LIKE SHE ALWAYS HAS TA DO SOMTHIN ABT THE SITUATION EVEN THO SHE'S JUST A KID

i LOVE slow burns so everything in the story takes a moment ta kick off. you have katherine, "curiosity killed the kat" quin n her perfect parents, perfect friends n perfect life. everything is good. she's a kookie middleschooler abt ta go ta highschool, she's president of the history club, she's designated as the LEADER of the rexica manor field trip b/c of how dedicated she is ta learning abt their history.

she goes on the trip! it goes great, stupendous even! she comes home!! her parents are unreasonably upset for no reason b/c of a specifc thing that happens that i dont wanna spoil EERURUERUGUEGUEUGR

and she ends up learning a horrible truth. she's like, "i feel like we should do something now, with this thing i aquired maybe i can do something." n ppl keep telling her ta, "leave it ta the adults" "what are you even going ta do?", "everything is already in motion you just hafta wait till it all falls inta place" but-

FROM HER POV THE ADULTS HAVE BEEN STAGNANT, AWARE OF THE PROBLEM FOR 20+ YEARS N HAVENT BEEN DOING ANYTHING (spoilers? this is the incorrect mindset)

so she goes n does something STUPID. she directly puts herself in harms way, she puts herself in the forefront of the action b/c she thinks she can do somthing and the adults are forced ta acknowledge her b/c of this. they're forced ta include her even though they dont want to. again another child has decided that they want ta b involved in an ADULT MATTER and the only way they can make sure she n the other dumb kids stay alive is ta involve them so that they can watch over them.

time passes, a new character joins the fray. a deranged lunatic who will stop at nothing ta get what they want. they fucking flip the WHOLE WELL PLANNED OUT OPERATION THAT HAS BEEN IN THE WORKS FOR 20+ YEARS ON ITS HEAD AND KAT TURNS INTA A DIRECT TARGET.

people are hunting her. they want her dead. the police are aligned w/a new corrupt government that are after the thing she has designated herself ta protect (notice how i said, "herself" THE ADULTS DO NOT WANT HER TA PROTECT THIS THING) she's a fugative. she's an outlaw. she's protecting something the public percieves as dangerous, but she knows its not. her parents cant help her, n while she does have adults there ta aid her its obvi not the same. she misses her parents so much, she's stressed trying not ta get caught n die, having ta move from place ta place b/c of the threat of being recognized n the constant raids on the places she's at. i think that her birthday falls w/in this timeframe so like,,,,imagine trying ta celebrate your sweet 16 when your government is actively out hunting you.

AWFUL ANGSTY JUST THE WAY I LIKE IT

I HAVE HAD THIS WHOLE STORY PLANNED OUT SINCE I WAS 14 OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS ARC!! ITS THE ANGSTIEST ARC OF THEM ALL AND AFTERWARDS THE CHARACTERS HAFTA SPEND THE NEXT ARC HEALING FROM THIS HORRIBLE THING WHILE DANGER STILL LOOMS IN THE DISTANCE.

THEY'RE IRREPERABLY SCARRED. PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY, KAT IS NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SUFFERS FROM THIS!

and the best part of it is that some of it is her fault

[you-stand-corrected]

-- https://www.ammoland.com/2015/10/please-regulate-guns-like-cars/#ixzz4zY7edm1s

Because we now regulate guns like we regulate cars, each state and city now recognizes your drivers license license to carry concealed.

-We can finally buy and sell our cars firearms across state lines. -I can walk into a gun showroom and drive away with my new firearm in minutes. -You can rent a gun for the afternoon if your gun is in the shop. -You and your friends can drive shoot all you want on your own property. -You can now own all the guns and ammunition you want.,. and you can store them anywhere you have room. -Several people can own and operate the same firearm. -Because we now regulate guns like we regulate cars, there is no age limit to own a gun. Parents, grandparents and relatives can now freely give guns to small children. You mail in a piece of paper, and the state sends you a new title for your gun in a few weeks. Now that is sweet. -The city provides gun-storage locations free of charge in front of no-gun zones in order to attract customers to downtown. About time. -Courts will no longer take your cars guns away during a bitter divorce. -You can rent a gun at the airport if you didn’t want to fly with your gun. -A gun dealership will lease you a firearm on a five year payment plan. -Now you can ship and buy gun part in the mail. -Now you can walk into the post office with your gun or gun parts. -Now that we regulate guns the way we regulate cars, even convicted felons can own a gun once they are off probation. -You can now own a gun of any length without having to ask the government for permission. -You can now put a muffler on your guns without having to ask your sheriff or police chief for permission. (My neighbors thank you.) -Your 16 year old can bring a gun to school, and to his after school job. -When your goofball nephew shoots a gun in public without a license.. he now gets a ticket.. and you get a phone call to come pick up your gun. -You can have gun stores and shooting ranges next door to schools, daycare centers, hospitals and churches! Hallelujah, we’re free at last! -We will finally have gun shops on every other corner to sell ammunition and Doritos. Your local convenience store changes its name to Shoot-and-Scoot. -Now kids can get their concealed carry permit at 16 years of age. -Schools now offer gun safety and defensive shooting classes when kids are 15 years old. -Kids can carry concealed with adult supervision once they are 15 ½ years old and have their learner’s license. -Some old people loose their concealed carry permits when they can’t pass the vision test. -There are no more gun safe and gun lock regulations! -You can assemble your own gun in your garage.. from a kit. -Just like a truck, you will need a special firearms license to operate guns that weigh more than 26 thousand pounds. -Gun dealers and gunsmiths don’t need federal reporting requirements any longer. -You and your friends decide who will be the designated concealed carrier if you’re going drinking. -We finally get rid of national gun registration. -I might even get a tax credit if I buy a small and efficient gun. I love this country!

https://slowfacts.wordpress.com/2013/04/21/if-cars-were-regulated-like-guns/

If cars were treated like guns:

1. FBI criminal background checks for all dealer sales. 2. Sales outside of dealerships would be considered "loopholes" and should be made illegal -- and already would be in several states. 3. Can't buy cars outside your state, or trucks from any state that doesn't border your own, unless transferred first through a Federal Auto Licensee. 4. Any felony means no car for you ever again. Oh, and good luck getting your rights restored, too. 5. No one needs more than a 7-gallon fuel tank or a 130 HP 4-cyclinder engine or you're a racist, misogynist, child-killing, insurrectionist, domestic terrorist. 6. Can't have a car within 1,000 feet of a school or government building. 7. Can't have a car in the parking lot or on the property of any hospital, church, postal office, or of your employer. 8. Can't operate a car within city limits. 9. Mufflers and automatic transmissions are forbidden without a $200 tax stamp 10. Finally, you can only drive in the States that support your state highway laws, because screw reciprocity. Each state knows best, right?

Regulations vary wildly by state, driving into a state with conflicting regulations can result in prison time and huge fines.

Driving privileges may be revoked and your automobile impounded for;

Being convicted of a crime punishable by more than one year or a misdemeanor punishable by more than two years

You have a restraining order placed against you or you have a misdemeanor crime of domestic violence conviction

You are an unlawful user/Addicted to a Controlled Substance

You are under Indictment.

You have an adjudicated mental health issue.

You are an Illegal/Unlawful Alien. (Liberal heads fucking explode)

Dishonorable Discharge.

Renounced your US citizenship.

The FBI says so.

Don't forget that civilians don't need high-capacity vehicles. Only taxis and bus drivers can be trusted to hold so many passengers.

If your vehicle has cosmetic features that make people uneasy (racing stripes, spoiler, window tint, etc.), your vehicle can and WILL be seized -- even if it means raiding your house and shooting you, your family, and even your dog just for good measure.

If you are accused of driving over the speed limit, the authorities will seize and hold your vehicle -- again, even if it means raiding your house and shooting you, your family, and even your dog just for good measure -- without due process, and it will most likely never be returned to you even if you somehow by some miracle manage to convince an unsympathetic court to order the police to return it to you. They'll probably just shred it instead without even parting it out. Oh, and don't bother suing the seizing agency for fair market value, either. You obviously didn't need it in the first place because you couldn't handle it properly, peasant!

Guess who got blocked for asking an extremely basic question?

@ancappunk

[peachyninjago]

What do you think Movie Harumi's past would be like?

SLAMS FIST ON TABLE. I HAVE MANY THOUGHTS.

but mostly three so I'll explain all the ideas that i have

1. the most accurate to canon: shes a supporter of lord Garmadon. at first, she was one of the few people that liked Lloyd (besides the snf) because of Garmadon being his dad, but she immediately hated him once he was revealed to be the gn and made Garma stop all his villainy and stuff. i dont really use this ver of her mostly bc idk what'd be a good motive for her being a villain?? maybe to match the lighter/goofier tone of tlnm-verse she could be like an evil-ex type character on the surface, but then have some deeper layers underneath?? yeah idk much about this version of her lol

2. i took this one mostly from someone else's au snippets (i forgot who they were but i owe them my life for this headcanon) and its that the SOG is a school gang and Rumi runs it!! yknow that one piece of tlnm art i doodled of her?? this was the version :DD shes mysterious, standoffish, and even a bit creepy, but in actuality shes pretty sweet!! again, dont really know why she'd have a cult following for Garmadon in this, but hey, it gives her a reason to be protective of lloyd!! tldr; local school cryptid girl who might be a witch is very protective of her estranged friend

3. and, last but not least, my 1000% purely self indulgent version of tlnm rumi!!! youre getting an essay for this lol. under the cut because it's VERY LONG. excuse my spelling errors :D

She and lloyd are (adopted) siblings!! her bio parents were nurses on koko's side of the war, getting killed by Garmadons army in the process. Harumi's parents, thinking that they were safe where they were, brought Harumi with them to their designated camp site/zone place. of course, they WERENT safe, but where else were they supposed to leave their daughter??? plus, she was only, like... 1.

After the raid on the camp, when the smoke cleared, only one living being remained; a crying little girl.

Now Lloyd (and yes, i know in tlnm canon koko left with lloyd when he was only a few months old, but this is MY little sandbox and i get to do what i want <3<3. she left with him when he was about 3 here), who was around 2 and a half by now, was currently in Garmadons custody (koko and garma switched custody every week or for plot AND bc that seems like something theyd legitimately do)

When he wandered off from his dad, he stumbled upon her. when garma found him just a few minutes later, playing with this young girl and picking her up like she was family?? he just kinda went 'well sure he can have a sister i guess' and she was just kinda?? adopted??? (your dystopian au rumi 🤝 my tlnm au rumi)

When koko left with lloyd, she TRIED to take harumi with her, but rumi- who only really considered Garmadon and Lloyd as her family- stayed behind with her dad. she doesn't know that he was the root of the cause behind the death of her bio parents (yet)

So, she spends the next few years training under Garmadon, getting stronger, yada yada. fast forward to when she's around 14 and Lloyd's around 16

Its the very first time rumis allowed to go to Ninjago City WITH garma and his generals. she does more damage on her own compared to like. 12 of them combined, so its unsurprising when shes suddenly confronted by a certain green ninja

Now, keep note, these two havent seen eachother in over 10 years. all the memories they have of each other are blurry. of course, they were both in disguises/different outfits (lloyd in his gi, rumi in her S.O.G uniform) so they didn't recognize each other at first. but, after harumis makeup started melting away, and her hair became more frazzled?

Well, lloyd could recognize her from anywhere

He stopped that fight SO FAST. idk if he'd immediately tell her who he is right then and there, but he'd stop fighting her. then, after he got her to listen, he'd pull her to the side and explain everything. including the death of her bio parents, now that she was old enough to understand it

To say Harumi was conflicted was the understatement of the century. Garmadon gave her everything- Literally made her who she is. hes her dad, and she loves him. but could she have been someone- Anyone else if her parents didn't die that day?

Actually, if Lloyd didnt find her, would she have been left to die, too?

the hypothetical conversation back at Garmadon's volcano im imagining in my head for these two rn is heartwrenching (writes that down for my wip folder) BUT it ends in harumi running away. back to the city, back to Lloyd

In all honesty, she doesn't really feel Comfortable or Good Enough to be hanging with lloyd and his friends. (and yes, she knows about the mass bullying on Lloyd, and is a second away from destroying this city herself about it frfr) BUT bc of this, she asks koko (who shes trying to refer to as mom btw) if theres any place she can go. somewhere outside the city, but not too far from the only family she had left

Sadly, Koko didnt have an answer.

But Lloyd did.

And that answer was in a little library right outside of Ninjago City, where the only other family member Harumi hasn't met yet lives :)

tldr, she vibes with morro at his haunted library and visits lloyd every week or so :DD

[taestefully-in-luv]

Always You | JJK (Three)

Summary: you and Jungkook have been best friends since freshmen year of college, there’s a lot of unsaid feelings and tension but neither make a move. what happens when his friend Taehyung (also your crush) needs a fake girlfriend?

Pairing: Jungkook x Female reader, slight Taehyung x Reader

Genre: friends to lovers, idiots to lovers, slight slow burn, roommate au, college au, SMUT (starting ch2), fluff, angst (in later chapters) slight crack, lots of drama

Word Count: 10.4k

Warnings: Swearing, alcohol consumption, sexual tension (?),oc and jungkook being adorable bffs, shady tae, oral (female receiving), vaginal fingering, mentions of sex, vaginal intercourse, hickeys, orgasms,

Notes: I actually really enjoyed writing this part! Where’s my bff for bff bubble bath? Lmaaoo. Anyway, thanks again for taking the time to read. Don’t forget to send me an ask if you want to be added to the taglist or if you just want to chat about the story!

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“You want me to what now?” your voice is unnecessarily high pitched.

“Meet my parents.” Taehyung gives you that awkward Chrissy Teigen meme smile. “Listen—I know it sounds crazy and horrifying but they’re really nice…”

“But why?”

“It’s my fault…I didn’t consider having my sister on social media…and I keep posting you and she told my parents and they’re real excited about me having a girlfriend…and I don’t want to crush them.”

You and Taehyung are seated on your living room couch, enjoying a lazy Thursday afternoon after classes. He brings his cup of water to his lips and takes some generous gulps.

“Listen, y/n I will literally pay another month’s worth of coffee…please just think about it.”

More free coffee? Fuck, that’s kind of a steal considering how expensive that shit is and you no doubt have an addiction.

“…fine…” you say hesitantly, “when?”

“Really?” Taehyung lights up like a spot light, “Well, I was thinking this weekend?”

“T-This weekend? That soon? Which day?”

Taehyung showcases a sheepish grin as he rubs the back of his neck, a habit of his no doubt.

“Like, the whole weekend.”

Your eyebrows crawl to the top of your head as you gape at him, “What do you mean?”

“Like, we would get there in time for dinner on Friday, then stay all day Saturday and leave Sunday morning before they leave for church. Unless you wanna go to church with th—”

“No, not really.” You run your fingers through your long strands, “Holy shit, okay we are doing this.” You nod to yourself, “What’s our story? You know they’re going to ask.”

“Huh? Uh…just the truth. I met you through Jungkook and we hit it off and we started dating.”

You sigh to yourself, wishing that were actually true.

“Just be yourself, y/n.” Taehyung smiles at you. You beam back at him, and his boxy smile only grows wider. “They’ll like you, it’s not that hard to…” his hand reaches for yours, your palms are a bit sweaty since you are feeling like a nervous wreck at the thought of meeting his parents.

Suddenly, the front door swings open and in comes your best friend (who is still mad at you). He walks in slowly eyeing the two of you on the sofa. He notices Taehyungs hand wrapped around yours and Taehyung quickly pulls away. Jungkook takes a look at your face, you’re lost in thought, nibbling on your bottom lip.

Jungkook is yes, still mad at you but also, since he jacked it to your face he is being a little nicer. But as much as he has tried not to have those type of thoughts of you before, it’s not like he hasn’t. So, he’s gotten good at pretending all is well.

“What’s with her?” Jungkook pries, walking closer to the sofa.

“Noth—”

“I’m meeting Tae’s parents.” You cut in to say.

Jungkook’s brows crease as he looks between you and Taehyung. He shakes his head in disbelief, stepping closer to the two of you.

“You’ve got to be kidding me.” Jungkook mutters under his breath. “You’re going this far?” now Jungkook’s face is tilted towards Taehyung. “Why are you going this far dude?” Taehyung stands to his feet, “I—”

“No man, you’ve already dragged her into your shit and now you want her to what, meet your parents?” Jungkook’s voice rises in volume and you start to feel uneasy. Taehyung shakes his head, “Jungkook—”

“End this.” Jungkook spits out, getting in Taehyungs face. “How is this fair for her…”

You stand up too, your hand pulling him back by the shoulder. “Jungkook stop.” Your voice is unusually calm.

“I’m helping Tae out because we’re friends and also, ya know, free coffee.” Jungkook turns to face you, his teeth gritting in frustration.

“You have no idea what you’re doing.” Jungkook whispers. And with that he takes one more look at Taehyung, shakes his head in disapproval and walks off towards his room.

You and Taehyung continue to stand there in silence, you feel embarrassed because of Jungkook’s actions and ashamed you didn’t do more to stop him. Taehyung on the other hand looks completely defeated.

“I’m sorry about Jungkook I don’t know why he—”

“I should go,” Taehyung cuts you off, he gives you a weak smile before grabbing his things and heading towards the door.

“Are we still on for this weekend?” you sway from side to side, feeling as awkward as you probably look.

Taehyung doesn’t answer right away, instead he rubs the back of his neck with a frown decorating his face. Finally, he meets your eyes and offers another weak smile.

“Yeah, I’ll pick you up at 4 tomorrow.” He doesn’t wait for a response as he is already walking out the door, closing it softly behind him.

You’re left alone in the living room with nothing but a cold, empty couch and your million racing thoughts. Why is Jungkook so against you and Tae? Maybe Jungkook is afraid that you’ll become so close with Tae that he thinks you’ll replace him…but you know in your heart of hearts Jungkook is irreplaceable. Why can’t Jungkook understand that? You haven’t been spending as much time with him lately and maybe that’s the problem. What can’t a drunken slumber party not solve?

You knock on his door, waiting for a ‘come in’ but it never comes. So you knock again. And again. Until finally Jungkook swings open the door with a frustrated sigh and pained look on his face.

“Look, before you scold me—”

“Actually, I had an idea.” You say quickly.

“Oh?” Jungkook’s features relax.

“It’s been a while since we’ve had one of our BFF slumber parties.” You slant your head to the side, a sly smile forming on your lips.

Jungkook stares at you for a few seconds before his eyes fill with something interesting.

“Yeah,” he clears his throat, “it’s been a while.”

“What do you say? Tonight? Me and you? Wine? Anime? Video games? BFF bubble bath?”

“Wow, you want the works.” Jungkook grins. “But you realize I’m still…” he takes a deep breath when he notices your worried, pleading eyes. “Step into my office and we can discuss the details.” He says, opening his door wider, inviting you inside.

His room looks clean besides the few articles of clothing scattered on the ground. He has a scented candle going and LoFi music playing lowly on his speakers. Lofi and candle? He only has that combo when he’s stressed and trying to calm down.

You take a seat on the edge of his made bed, and Jungkook follows you, also taking a seat on his bed next to you.

“14% and up only for the wine.” He states.

“Agreed. Action or horror for the anime.” You pitch in.

“Agreed. Mario Kart for the video game.”

“Agreed. Life altering secrets only for BFF Bubble Bath.”

Jungkook chews on his lips as he thinks of your request. “Okay.”

You clap your hands excitedly for tonight, your chest bubbling with happiness. This is what you and Jungkook need.

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Jungkook is even more excited for BFF slumber party night than you are. He’s missed you. There’s been a real disconnect with the two of you lately and thinks tonight is exactly what the two of you need. He is just coming home from buying 4 bottles of 16% wine and lots of snacks. He got the salty, the sweet and the sour. Feeling proud of his choices, he sets the groceries down and calls for you.

You walk out from the bathroom with a facemask glued to your face with another packet in your hand,

“For you, sir.”

Jungkook chuckles as he grabs the pack from your hands, “Okay, I’ll go put this on, while you pour us some wine.” He nods towards the bottles.

You happily oblige. You grab the cork screw from its designated place in the kitchen drawer and begin to open the first bottle of wine. It opens smoothly, without a hitch.

“Wow…engineering is amazing.” You whisper to yourself in awe.

“What’s amazing?” Jungkook walks into the kitchen, you take a long look at his appearance. The white facemask making him look like a ghost.

“Your face.” You chuckle, a finger going up to touch the material on his skin.

You twirl to face the kitchen cabinets and pull out two wine glasses for you and your BFF and poor a gracious amount of wine in each. You hand him the glass and you clank the glasses together in cheers.

“To us.” You chirp happily, chugging back a gulp of your drink.

Jungkook just watches as you wince at the disgusting flavor and cackles to himself before taking a sip of his own drink.

The two of you grab the bottle of wine and your glasses and make your way into the living room.

“Alright we go by the normal house rules, whichever place you get is how many seconds you chug your drink.” You explain.

“Are you talking to an imaginary audience y/n? I already know the rules.” Jungkook teases.

“I was just trying to get the competitive mood going.” You poke your tongue out, Jungkook is quick to try to grab it between his fingers.

“Ugh, you are so gross.” You groan.

“You love it.” Jungkook smiles so wide his eyes begin to disappear. “Well, let’s play!”

One thing you absolutely can’t stand but also completely adore about Jungkook is that he is a sore loser. And also an ungracious fucking winner.

“You SUCK!” Jungkook cackles obnoxiously in your face, “Like I hope you enjoy chugging for five—no, SIX seconds you mother fuckin loser.” He continues to laugh loudly much to your annoyance but a part of you feels warm that he is having so much fun. You haven’t seen him laugh like this in weeks.

“Okay I get it.” You roll your eyes so far back into your head all you see is whites.

This was the 3rd time in a row you’re getting 6th place, your vision is started to blur at the amount of alcohol you’ve chugged. But only a little, nothing you can’t handle.

“Okay y/n let’s stop now, we can watch some anime while we order some pizza?” he grins your way. “I vote Tokyo ghoul. And the rule is we drink every time Kaneki is fucking cry baby.”

“Well damn, guess we’re getting fucked up.” You declare. You and Jungkook laugh to yourselves at the thought.

The show is on, pizza has been ordered. Life is good. You sneak a glance at Jungkook as he pays attention to the show on screen. You smile when he smiles, you smile when he laughs, you smile when he pouts. Jungkook finally manages to notice you staring at him and snaps his head to you.

“What?” he asks with a toothy grin.

“Nothing…” you sing, your bright smile rivaling the light coming from the TV.

It’s been several hours, two medium pizzas have been demolished, 4 wine bottles have been drank and lots of anime has been watched. You and Jungkook sit on the sofa wrapped in blankets, neither one of you wanting to get up to turn the fan off.

“So cold.” You slur.

“Come closer.” Jungkook slurs back.

“Or we can warm up with BFF Bubble Bath?” you offer, leaning your head on his shoulder.

Jungkook zones out for a second, thinking of your request.

“Been a while since we had one of those, huh?” he finally says something.

“yeah, which is a real shame, isn’t it? I mean, we literally get into our swim suits, draw a hot bubble bath, get in sitting opposite of each other and tell each other our secrets, our hopes and dreams. Then we make a wish that the other person HAS to support and we can’t tell anyone else or else it won’t come true.” You mumble mostly to yourself.

“y/n…once again are you speaking to an imaginary audience?” he chuckles, “I know what a BFF Bubble Bath is.”

“Then hurry up and draw that bubble bath mister know it all.”

Jungkook stares at himself in the mirror, he’s got on his red swim trunks. His hair is a fucking mess, and his eyes are giving away how intoxicated he is but he’s got this dopey smile on his face that he decides is a good look on him. He looks happy. He feels happy.

You walk into the bathroom and eye your best friend. You can’t help but drop your gaze to his thighs, God, you love when he wears tight pants or shorts.

“What’s up buff guy?” you tease, grabbing a hold of his bicep.

“Shut up” Jungkook shudders from your touch. Then he takes one long look at you and he wants to faint. You’re also wearing a red swim suit, it’s one of those strapless kind. The two of you eye each other up and down, observing your matching swim suits and shoot each other some finger guns.

“hehe…well, shall we?” you say, gesturing towards the bubble filled tub.

Jungkook nods his head yes and motions for you to step in first.

The water is hotter than you are expecting, your toes wet with lava. But it’s just how you like it, you have both legs in as you begin to sink deeper into the bubbled water.

“come on in” you wave Jungkook over, he drunkenly stumbles forward until he’s wincing at the hot water that meets his skin.

“You’re really the queen of Hell if this temperature is enjoyable to you.” He deadpans.

“Why thank you, does that make you my loyal servant?”

“ha-ha.”

You and Jungkook stare at each other for a while, enjoying the drunken haze.

“So anything new going on with you?” you begin to pry.

You prying is never a good thing but you can never help yourself. His past is such a mystery to you and it drives you nuts. You’re supposed to be best friends yet he can’t even tell you about his parents without it getting real awkward. He knows all about your family history, but all you know about his is that his dad cheated the whole marriage and his mom finally left him for it—leaving Jungkook behind as well. You understand why it must be hard to talk about but...doesn’t he want to confide in you? You of all people?

“Not really.” Jungkook fingers play with the bubbles at his chest.

“Any girls? Like not just hookups but—”

“Don’t worry about that.”

Such a fucking Jungkook thing to say, it’s always ‘don’t worry about that y/n’ and never ‘let me actually tell you some real information y/n’.

“Jungkook,” you wine into the bubbles.

“Hm?”

“Don’t you have a girl you like???” and suddenly drunk y/n doesn’t want to know this answer. Would sober you?

Jungkook looks down at his wrinkling hands and doesn’t know what to say. Does he?

“No.” is the answer he settles for. And suddenly relief is washed over you.

You want to ask him the thing you are most curious about—his family. But he has said it a million times to you every time he’s asked—its ‘a touchy subject’.

“Ask about it.” He suddenly says, “I know you want to.”

“I don’t know what you are talking about, yes indeed I have no clue.” You slur.

“Y/N.” he warns.

“Fine…when’s the last time you talked to your dad? I know he made mistakes…but I also know he has tried reaching out to you over and over. He calls almost every day Jungkook! Maybe he’s changed. I know your mom left because of everything and you blame your d—”

“Mom…” he begins to cut you off. You notice his eyes gloss over and you feel your heart drop. Jungkook rarely cries and rarely cries in front of anyone. Then he’s clearing his throat, “You’re right. Moms not in the picture anymore and I do blame dad.”

“I hate that your mom left you Jungkook…” you say softly. “She’s the worst for that,”

“You have no idea.” Jungkook breathes out. “Let’s change the subject, please.”

“But—”

“Please, y/n.” his eyes are pleading and you feel your heart drop again. You wonder if he will ever be ready to talk about it.

“Actually…” he awkwardly plays with the bubbles in front of his chest, “There’s something I want to say.”

“What is it?” you can’t help but feel anxious all the sudden.

Jungkook avoids your eyes as he plays with the bubbles, he takes a few deep breaths before lifting his head.

“I’m sorry.”

You tilt your head, “Sorry for what?”

“I’ve…” Jungkook scrunches his face up, contemplating what to say. “I’ve been really unfair to you. I should of never treated you this way…I don’t know what came over me.”

“What do you mean?”

“I was hurt, yes, that you chose Taehyung over me but since the beginning I’ve been such an asshole. Fuck, y/n…” his voice cracks, “I’m so sorry. I just wish I could…” he pauses, shaking his head. “No, it’s nothing. I just hope you’ll be careful with Taehyung.” He shakes his head again, “Oh my god, I am so selfish.” He laughs pathetically. “I’m sorry…”

You stay quiet for several moments, you want to agree with him. Yeah it was fucked up what you did, but he wasn’t any better this whole time.

“Why were you such an asshole?” you finally ask.

“Don’t worry about it y/n.” GOD DAMN. You are tired of that response!

You scoff, “And why are you so wary of Taehyung? I don’t get it!”

“Can you just trust me? Please?”

“I’ll just trust my own judgment for now…”

“y/n…” then he is looking into your eyes more seriously, “I’m sorry.”

You bite your lip as you think about his apology. Is he sorry? By the looks of it, yes. But he was so childish…you decide to grab his hand and play with his fingers. He stares down at your hands and smiles softly.

“Will you behave?” you tease lightly. Your fingers weaving through his. He looks up at you with his big doe eyes and nods his head slowly.

“Yes.”

“Then I will forgive you for now but you’re on thin fucking ice, buddy.”

Jungkook can’t help but laugh a little. “Yes mam.”

“Fine!” you say clasping your hands together, “Secret time!”

“Oh great,” Jungkook chuckles. “You first”

“Okay, hmmmmm.” You hold your chin up in deep thought. “Okay I got one I have never told you.” You grin mischievously.

“Okay, go for it.”

“When I was really drunk I most definitely made out with Trina.”

“Yeah, I was there. I’m the one who told you that you should kiss her. I said kiss though, like a peck. But your ass added tongue and all.”

“Wait what? Why would you tell me to do that!”

“I thought it would be hot.” He shrugs.

“Wack.” You slap his hand, “Your turn.”

“Ummm…” Jungkook leans back in the tub, “I’m the one who told Jimin to dare me to kiss you our freshmen year.” Jungkook says just above a whisper. He’s been holding in that secret for 3 years.

“Wait, what?” you ask, totally off guard.

“Yeah.” Is all he responds with.

“You wanted to kiss me back then?”

“Wasn’t it obvious considering how things escalated…”

Your eyes expand in size, the memory of that night flashing in your mind.

“We agreed to never talk about it, ya know, to save our friendship and what not.” You point out.

The bubbles cover your bathing suit perfectly so little was left to the imagination. Jungkook keeps eyeing the swell of your breasts and the pop of your collarbones, you look naked if he has to be honest. And if he has to be honest it was starting to turn him on. Should that be a secret he shares?

“Jungkook?” you say for the 4th time trying to get him out of whatever drunken daze he was in.

“Huh?” he comes back down to earth. “What did you say?”

“I said, what are your dreams?”

“You know them already,” he shrugs.

“Video editor still?”

“Yeah. Maybe Director.” He smiles timidly, “What about yours?”

“I… I don’t know.”

“Well, you’re in school for marketing. So something with that?”

“I just chose that because I know I can find a job in the field.” You sigh.

Jungkook studies your features, you look troubled. He leans forward to grab your hands again and says , “Whatever you wanna do, you’ll be great at it,”

You crease your brows together and a pout forms on your lips, “You think so?”

“I know so.”

The two of you smile at one another until you break the silence, “Its getting too hot we should get out soon.”

“Agreed.” Jungkook nods his head.

“Alright let’s make our wishes that we MUST support.” You stick your pinky out for Jungkook to take, “I’ll go first.” Then you become shy with your next words, “I wish Taehyung would feel the same way about me I do about him.”

Jungkook’s smile falters but he takes your pinky anyway.

“My turn…I just…I wish you will be happy.”

You widen your eyes, “Wow,” you say, “What a selfless wish. You shouldn’t waste it on me!”

“It’s my greatest wish right now though…” he slurs his words.

You can’t help but smile as you take his pinky in promise.

Now in some fresh pajamas, you and Jungkook both stand in front of his bedroom door. The two of you are pretty damn drunk but holding it together quite nicely. He sways from side to side with that bunny smile and you can’t help but lean in for a hug. He takes a moment but he hugs you back. You pull away much too quickly for his liking.

“Hey y/n…”

“Yeah?”

Jungkook clears his throat a few times, his eyes darting all around the place, “Could you ever…hate me?”

“Never.” You answer quickly.

Jungkook is hit with a wave of guilt, a wave so big it comes crashing and knocking him down.

“Would if…no, never mind.”

“Never.” You say again.

Jungkook’s smiles fades a bit before a new smile takes over.

“I understand. Goodnight y/n.” and he leans down and places a kiss on your cheek. “sleep well.”

Fire. You feel the burn of fire. His kiss lingered for a second too long because you are burning. His kiss was scorching hot and you can’t help but melt from the heat. You are left speechless. From a kiss on the cheek.How did a kiss on the mother fucking cheek have you reacting this way?

“G-Goodnight Jung—” but the door is already softly closing in your face before you can finish your sentence.

~~~~~

The sun is coming through the blinds in the most offending way, you want to open your eyes and start the day but you just cannot. You have a raging headache from all the wine you quickly drank and you come to accept your fate—you’re hungover. As hell. You crack one eye open to see the time on the clock: 1:52pm

Immediately you sit up in bed, realizing you have slept way too long. How late did you and Jungkook stay up last night? Oh, last night. You smile softly at the memories of the night before. It was a perfect BFF slumber party. You haven’t seen Jungkook that happy in a while and you wonder if the same goes for you.

But then reality sets in—Taehyung is going to be here in 2 hours and you haven’t even thought about what you’re packing for your trip. You still need to eat, shower and get ready. You begin to mentally pack for your trip when you hear a single knock on your door before its opening up and a wild Jungkook appears.

“Morning sleepyhead.” He says with his signature bunny grin on his face.

“Jungkook! Help me pack!” you jump out of bed and walk to your closet, dragging out an oversized overnight bag.

“Like, parent appropriate clothes—I am freaking out by the way. I am meeting Tae’s parents and would if they don’t like me?”

“Relax, relax.” Jungkook walks inside your closet, bringing out a few clothing options. “They’re going to love you.”

“Do you…” you chew on your bottom lip, “Do you think your parents would have loved me?” you ask cautiously.

Jungkook freezes. He is silent for several long moments, making you believe you should not have asked that. But then he turns to face you with a strange smile, “Mom and dad would have adored you.” Then he pats your shoulder. “I put in some good options by the way.” He says pointing to the bag.

“Oh thanks.” You say totally caught off guard. “Okay I’m going to shower can you please, pretty please make me something to eat? I will love you forever.”

“You already love me forever.” Jungkook states matter of fact. “But sure, but don’t blame me if you don’t like what I make.”

“Oh god, you’re making me instant ramen aren’t you?”

“Love you.” He says, walking out of your room.

~~~~~~

“I made a playlist for our drive.” Taehyung hands you his phone, “It’s called ‘Meet the Parents’” he laughs to himself, pointing at the playlist on the screen for you to click.

“The first song is called ‘Please love me’ by Colde” you chuckle, “You think you are funny, don’t you?”

“Maybe a little” he smirks. “But really, relax. My parents are chill, they’re gonna like you, I promise.

“Well, we have a 2 hour drive Tae Tae.” Taehyung blushes hard at the nickname and for once it does not go unnoticed by you.

“I have a question for you y/n…”

You quirk a brow at his curiosity, “What is it?”

“How do you have the opportunity to fake date me? Like, don’t you have someone you like or guys chasing after you?”

“Oh I don’t have much luck with that.” You answer honestly. “With dating and such.”

“And why’s that?” he pries deeper.

“To be honest most guys I have dated end up dumping me if I don’t…”

“Don’t what?”

You grip your purse in your lap, your hold so tight your fingers become sore.

“Dump Jungkook.” You breathe out, “They were always so jealous of him…and… gave me a choice. Them or him,” you pick at the material of your purse, “I always chose Jungkook.” You huff, “Besides I didn’t like those guys that much anyway.”

Taehyung is quietly listening to you, nodding his head at your words. Once at a stop light he turns to face you,

“Yet when I asked you to dump Jungkook, you did.” He points out in a hushed tone.

“I…” you pause, thinking carefully on what to say. “I guess I did.”

Taehyung smiles. But it isn’t his boxy grin, it’s an odd smile. You become anxious, “But it’s more complicated than that.”

“Right.” Taehyung says before facing the road again, accelerating through the green light.

“How did you and Jungkook becomes so close anyway?”

You can’t help but simper.

“Well, we met at a frat party but ended up at a 24 diner until like 9 the next morning. We just—we just really hit it off. I felt like I could say or be anything in front of Jungkook and he would always just give me a silly look and accept whatever it is, whatever I am. You know when you just vibe with someone so well?” you ask, not really expecting an answer.

“Well that was us. We could say anything and still always want to continue the conversation. We ended up taking some of the same classes and studied together then that turned into regular hang outs and then it was like bam—I was with him almost every day.” You smile fondly at the memories.

Taehyung glances at you, he wears a sad smile as he asks, “Have either of you ever caught feelings for the other?”

You choke on the air around you, “What?” then that night from freshmen year flashes in your mind, “No…no.” you say trying to convince him, or is it to convince yourself?

The next few minutes are pretty quiet during the drive, but nothing awkward. You unzip your purse to pull out your phone to see you have unread messages from Jimin.

Jimin 5:30pm

Hey babe, heard you were going to meet Tae’s parents

Jimin 5:31pm

How is Jungkook feeling?

y/n 5:44pm

what do u mean

Jimin 5:45pm

y/n…nothing girl

y/n 5:45pm

????

Jimin 5:46pm

It’s really nothing. Anyway

Jimin 5:46pm

You and tae huh

Jimin 5:46pm

I am happy for you and tae…if that’s what you really want

You stare down at the phone in your hands, contemplating whether to tell Jimin the truth. He is one of your best friends after all.

y/n 5:55pm

tbh with u jimin…im not really dating tae..were just pretending to get this girl off his back

Jimin 5:56pm

What???? Really?? Wait, what girl?

y/n 5:57pm

Some chick named Anna

Jimin 5:57pm

Wait…Anna…?

Incoming call: Jimin

“Are you going to answer that?” Taehyung asks from beside you.

You want to but you two are pulling into his parents drive way and you don’t want your first impression to be that you were on your phone, so you send Jimin a quick text that you can’t talk.

You and Taehyung step out of the car and his parents are already standing outside on the porch. His father has his wife in his arms, they look happy to see Taehyung—they look happy in general.

“Oh! My baby bear!” his mother strides forward until Taehyung is wrapped in her loving arms. She sways their bodies back and forth as she smiles and laughs, the joy of having her son with her evident.

Taehyungs dad is about the same, he pulls him in for a tight hug and scolds him for not visiting more. Then it is your turn. You stand there awkwardly but not for long because Taehyungs mother is embracing you all the same.

“I have seen lots of pictures of you! But you are even prettier in person!” she gushes, her hands holding yours. You can’t help the blush that creeps up on your face as she speaks to you.

“Why don’t you two come inside?” his father gestures towards the house, “We got dinner nice and hot.”

Taehyung blushes as he watches his parents interact with you, he knew they would warm up to you fast but still it makes his heart race.

Dinner goes by quickly, his parents talking a storm. They begin sharing childhood stories about Taehyung and show you baby pictures as he sits there protesting. His pouting face is so cute you could die.

“And here he is with just a towel!” his mom squeals. “But I am sure you have seen that view already.”

“mom…” Taehyung draws out the word in a whine. You just giggle as she continues to show you pictures of baby Tae Tae.

Finally, Taehyungs sister joins the party and she teases him just as much as their parents. You feel right at home with the Kim’s. They are warm and inviting and make you feel so…at peace.

“Oh!” Mrs. Kim pauses, “look at the time!” she points down at her watch that rests on her left wrist.

“It’s gotten so late, my my. Well, us old folks are heading to bed. You two should get some rest as well.” She motions towards you and Taehyung. “Taehyung can show you the room you two will be staying in.”

“Room? As in singular?” you sputter out.

“Well, we only have one room open. One bed.” She juts her lip out innocently. “I figure you two are a couple so…”

“Yeah, we will be fine.” Taehyung cuts in. “Get some rest mom…dad.” He nods towards his father.

One room? One bed? With The Kim Taehyung. Granted that yes, you have become like, friends with Tae so you are more comfortable. But to share a room? Share a bed?

You follow Tae up the stairs and down the hall to a bedroom. It has a single queen size bed in the middle of the room against the wall. You feel flustered like it’s the first time you spoke to him.

“I can sleep on the floor if you want.” Taehyung offers with a shy smile and all your worries vanish. That’s right, Taehyung is a gentlemen and you have nothing to worry about.

“No, it’s fine” you assure him, “We are adults Tae, we can share a bed.”

Your hangover still lingers and the drive is starting to take its toll, your eyes feeling heavy as sleep invites you to visit.

“Let’s sleep.” You yawn out.

Taehyung nods his head with a smile and walks towards the bathroom, “I’ll get ready for bed in here,” he motions towards the bathroom, “and you can change in here. Just let me know when you’re done.”

“Alrighty”

You fall asleep quickly, letting your dreams take over for the night.

Winter break just started and you are supposed to go see your parents but when you found out your new friend Jungkook was going to be spending the holidays alone in his dorm you just could not let that slide.

“It’s not a big deal, y/n. I’m used to it.” He states in a plain fashion.

“it IS a big deal JK. My parents can handle one Christmas without me, but I am afraid you cannot.” You say with a smirk.

“Why are you doing this for me?” Jungkook is typing away on his laptop working on a last minute assignment his professor is letting him turn in late.

“Because even though I’ve only known you for like, 4 months, you’re like my closest friend here.”

“Don’t act like you have a closer friend somewhere else”

“Why do you have to call me out like that?”

Jungkook snickers, click clacking away on his keyboard, “Finally, I’m finished.” He says closing the laptop. Jungkook looks up at you.

“Go catch your flight y/n.” he says with a soft smile.

“Not happening.” You say more seriously.

Jungkook just stares at you for a long while and you stare right back. When the two of you look into one another’s eyes it’s never weird or awkward. You always relish in it.

“You’re something else aren’t you?” he breaks into a toothy grin. “What would we do anyway?”

“We can have a slumber party? And call it BFF slumber party.”

“Sounds fun” Jungkook stands from his rolling chair and sits on the edge of his bed with you.

“You know, you might be the best friend I have ever had.” He whispers.

Christmas passes by in a flash and NYE’s is right around the corner. Your friends are going to be back for NYE’s because of all the parties that required all of your attendances.

New Year’s eve has arrived and you sit in your dorm with Trina as the two of you get ready for the night.

“I hope Stephanie is going to be there tonight…” Trina mumbles under her breath, “If not this outfit is a complete waste.”

You giggle as you apply your red lipstick in the mirror. You get a text from Jimin that he and Jungkook are already headed to the party so you rush Trina to get ready to go.

The party is booming. There are decorations everywhere, people everywhere, and drinks everywhere. You sip on a few beers, wanting to stay at least a little sober so you remember the night, and you hope Jungkook isn’t too trashed either.

Hours pass, lots of dancing goes down and more drinks go down…your throat. It was all fun and games until Jimin called for your group of friends to head to a bedroom to play an innocent game of truth or dare.

You stick to Jungkook’s side as the two of you stumble up the stairs, laughing loudly and holding hands to keep each other stable.

You all sat in a circle in the room, talking and laughing until Jimin clanked a glass with a spoon like a fancy bitch to get everyone’s attention.

“Okay first, lets start with Trina! Truth or Dare?” Jimin smirks.

“Dare, obviously.”

“Okay,” Jimin thinks for a few moments, “I dare you to flash everyone your tits.”

“Oh? Is that all?” Trina says as she quickly lifts her shirt. She was already braless. You and Jungkook cackle at the scene unfolding.

“Okay, Hobi…truth or dare?”

“Dare.” He says with an excited grin.

“Dare you to take 3 shots in a row.”

And the night went on like this until it was Jimins turn again,

“Jungkook, truth or dare?” Jimin had an evil glint in his eye, you should of known he was up to no good.

“Dare.” Jungkook says with a cocky smile.

“I dare you to kiss y/n.”

“y/n?” Taehyung shakes you a bit more, “y/n?”

“Huh?” you begin to open your eyes and take in your view. You are in a small bedroom, there are posters on the wall and a small desk next to the bedroom door. And most importantly a Kim Taehyung in front of your face.

“What…What time is it?” you ask, sleep still evident in your voice.

“9:00” he grins down at you. “We’re going strawberry picking today, get dressed!”

You rub your eyes, trying to rid yourself of the sleep that crusted them but it is no use, you are still exhausted.

“I dare you to kiss y/n.”

Why? Why did you dream that memory? You shake your head trying to rid yourself of the lingering dream in your mind. That was a long time ago, time to move on.

You quickly shower and get dressed and meet Taehyung and his parents for breakfast.

“Wow, smells good!” you inhale the air, while smiling sweetly to Mrs. Kim.

“Do you cook y/n?” she asks, looking eager to know.

“Yeah, I do. Well, sometimes.” You laugh to yourself “My roommate is useless in the kitchen so someone has to cook.”

“That’s great!” Mrs. Kim exclaims, nodding approvingly to her husband. “Taehyungs last girlfriend couldn’t even toast a poptart.” She rolls her eyes but then smiles at you again.

Last girlfriend? You don’t recall Taehyung ever having a girlfriend in the time you have known him. Must have been a while.

“Mom…” Taehyung warns,

“Oh alright, we aren’t talking about her. What was her name again?”

“Mom.”

“Okay okay.”

You awkwardly play with your fingers at their back and forth. Who was his girlfriend? Were they dating more recently? Why has the energy shifted so much in the kitchen?

“So you two are going strawberry picking huh? That’ll be fun. Be sure you bring back the reddest, juiciest ones you can find!” Mr. Kim chimes in.

You and Taehyung arrive at the strawberry farm a couple hours later, you two are some of the only people there.

“Small town.” Taehyung explains.

“More for us.” You poke your tongue out. “You must really like strawberries Tae.”

“Actually, no. I’m tired of them.” His laughter fills your ears, you watch as he sways into your side “But it’s still fun and we can take some cute pics here.”

“Yeah, true.” You try to smile brightly but fall short. “Well I’m glad we’re getting some because Jungkook eats all the damn strawberries at home!” Taehyung watches as you giggle and he frowns.

You spend time walking side by side, taking lots of photos, and enjoying one another’s company. The wonderful breeze rushes through you, making you feel alive and well.

“No way! Trina did not do that!” Taehyung laughs so hard, shaking his whole body.

“I swear! I told her she was going to get caught but that bitch does not listen to me.” You laugh alongside him.

“And I swear to you, I was not about to get caught with her so me and Jungkook ran for it. I would rather fucking die.” You laugh again.

“You don’t say that type of stuff in front of Jungkook, do you?” Taehyungs tone becomes serious, surprising you.

“What stuff?” you tilt you head in confusion.

“You know ‘wanting to die’ bullshit. He really hates that because well, you know.”

“Oh yeah, I don’t say that around him, he’s real sensitive about that for some reason.” You laugh awkwardly, swinging your arms side to side as you two walk.

“Well for good reason. Right?”

“Huh?”

“It’s nothing…” Taehyung releases a shaky breath. “It’s not my place to tell you.”

“If it’s about my best friend—”

“Sorry. Not my place.” Taehyung says more harshly. “Let’s just change the subject.”

Your mind begins racing…why is Jungkook so sensitive about that? What isn’t he telling you?

“Don’t think too much about it y/n.” Taehyung says softly. “He will tell you eventually.”

“Oh…” you bow your head down, “Okay…”

“Well, tell me more about you Tae.”

“what do you want to know?”

“let’s start with the basics! What’s your favorite color?”

Taehyung looks up at the sky and hums to himself, “I don’t have one but today maybe it’s blue.”

“You don’t have a favorite color? Why blue today?”

“The sky. It’s so pretty. I wish I could find this exact shade of blue and recreate this sky…” he sighs to himself, “But then again maybe today it’s green.” He gestures towards your top. “Because it brings out the color in your eyes.”

You pause mid walk, tilting your head up at him. “You like green today because I…I’m wearing it?”

“Is that strange?” he stops walking as well, “Because your eyes—”

“Why not choose the color of my eyes?” you tease.

“Because I like what wearing green does to them specifically.” He rubs your shoulder, “Come on, let’s keep going.”

You nod your head and the two of you continue your walk, he takes your hand in his and you smile to yourself. This feels like a real date.

“What are you most afraid of?” you feel his hand grow sweaty in your palm. “Like, for example, Jungkook doesn’t like spiders or…”

“Being left.” He blurts out. “But yeah, not a fan of spiders either.” He chuckles.

“Being left?”

Taehyung walks towards a bench and sits down, you follow his lead taking a seat close to him. He takes a few deep breaths and lowers his head.

“Imagine a parent or a significant other or even a friend…they say they love you and stuff…but then change their mind or something happens and they end up leaving. That’s what I’m most afraid of. Being left alone.”

You bite your lip, you realize he and Jungkook have this in common. Your hand rushes to find his, you gently stroke your thumb over his golden skin. “Someone would be absolutely crazy to abandon you, Taehyung.”

Surprising you, he scoffs.

“I’m serious…you are…just amazing. You’re sweet, funny, caring and kind and you make great art and you have great taste in movies…you also know the best pizza…” you continue to stroke his skin as you ramble, “You have the most genuine heart, Taehyung.”

Taehyung lifts his head to face you, he looks pained.

“y/n…”

“You don’t have to say anything, I’m here for you, you know?” you scoot closer to him on the bench and Taehyung leans into you.

“You’re too good to me…” Taehyung whispers so quietly you barely hear him. “You really think that of me?”

“Of course, I do. You make me feel…” the words die on your tongue when you feel Taehyung cup your jaw with his hand.

“You make me feel….too.” he whispers just loud enough that you hear him loud and clear.

Then Taehyung leans back, his hand dropping from your face, “I have to tell you something.”

“No.” you cut in. Whatever it is it can wait. Because…because you know it’s not something that will make you happy and you don’t want this weekend to be ruined. You just know.

“Tell me another time?” you lean into him, your fingers intertwining with his. “Please…”

Taehyung exhales deeply, frustration written all over his face. He turns in his seat to face you.

“Soon.” He promises.

“Ha, you sound like Jungkook.”

“Do you always find a way to talk about Jungkook?” Taehyung lifts your chin with his fingers.

“W-What?”

Taehyung looks serious for a second before he cracks a smile and laughs, “I’m just teasing you.”

~~~~~

“Wait, wait. So you’re telling me you ALSO love museums?!” Taehyung squeezes your hand in excitement.

“Yeah, they’re really interesting.” You smile.

“Oh my god, all our friends think they’re so boring. Well, Namjoon likes them. Anyway, why haven’t we gone on a museum date? I want to take you so bad now!” His eyes are shining like a child, you can’t help but adore him.

“Then let’s go sometime Tae.”

Taehyung lowers the basket he’s holding to the ground and takes your basket and sets it on the ground as well.

“I really…” Taehyung pauses, reaching his hand to grab yours. “Really had a nice time with you today.

You look down at your joined hands and smile. “Me too, Tae Tae.”

Taehyung leans over and pecks your cheek. It makes you smile.

“What was that for?” you ask shyly. “There’s no people around.” You chuckle a bit bitterly.

“Just felt like it,” his soft smile making you swoon. “Should we head back? My parents will probably be in bed by the time we make it back home.”

“Sure.”

~~~~~

The house is dark and quiet when you enter through the front door. Only the sound of the ceiling fan rotating in cold, noisy circles could be heard. It was oddly calming and made the long day catch up to you.

“Let’s get ready for bed.” Tae whispers into your ear and it tickles.

The two of you head up the flight of stairs and enter the bedroom. You take turns using the bathroom to get ready for bed, once all done you make your way under the covers and slowly close your eyes.

“y/n?”

You turn over in bed to face Taehyung, your faces just inches apart.

“Yes?” you whisper.

“I can’t thank you enough for doing this.” The guilt in his tone doesn’t go unnoticed by you, as usual. “I wish there was something more I could do for you…”

“You’re already buying me coffee.” You giggle.

“I want to do more,” Taehyung gulps “I want to…” he scoots even closer to you, his hot breath fanning your face. You can smell the mint from his toothpaste and his natural scent. It fills your nostrils and you suck in a sharp breath.

“You want to what?” you say with a shaky voice.

Taehyungs breathing begins to quicken, you can feel each rushed breath and you wonder what’s gotten into him.

“What do you want to do, Tae?” you ask again.

You can see Taehyungs tongue dart out to wet his lips and you can’t help but stare. His lips look so plump and delicious, you want a bite.

“I…I don’t know…” he turns to lay on his back. “Can I tell you a secret?” he whispers.

“Sure.”

“I wanted to kiss more than your cheek today.” He turns back over to his side to face you again. “Is that wrong?”

Taehyung wanted to kiss you? Like, kiss you kiss you? You feel happy, yes. But do you feel your heart racing in excitement? You don’t know.

“Tae—”

“Even now, I still want to…kiss you…” his hand brushes against the skin of your cheek and you start to feel your heart beat just a little faster. Finally…

“But,” he pulls backs, “It’s wrong, isn’t it?”

“Why would it be wrong?”

“Because…y/n…I have to tell you some—”

You quickly lean over to seal his lips with yours. Usually your kisses are short and sweet and tender but this time you use more force as you press your lips over his mouth, the kiss sloppy and heated. He instantly kisses you back with fervor, your tongue prodding its way into his mouth and he obliges in seconds, his tongue playing with yours. You moan into his mouth and Taehyungs hands are all over you, they travel into your hair, down your back, grabbing your hips and rubbing your ass.

“Tae…” you whine out

Taehyungs fingers play with the hem of your shorts and you push your hips into his.

“Please.” You beg for more.

“But wait—”

“Please.” You repeat.

Taehyung stares at you for several long moments, thinking of what to do…he wants to devour you, if he had to be honest. But is this right? But he…

Then his eyes go dark, his gaze piercing.

“I’m going to taste you.” He says in voice so deep you even question that its him.

Next thing you know your shorts are pulled down along with your panties and Taehyungs mouth is an inch away from devouring you.

“Gonna make you feel so good.” He groans into your heat, his tongue licking a strip from your hole to your clit. And again and again. You quietly whimper into the pillow as his tongue fucks you.

“More Taehyung, more…” you moan, your hands gripping his hair.

Taehyung smirks up at you and inserts two fingers into your greedy cunt, he curls and scissors them inside you making you weep pathetically.

“That feel good sweetheart?”

Then he’s diving back in, his tongue assaulting your clit until you feel the buildup of your inevitable orgasm—you mean, it is Kim Taehyung.

He gives your clit one last good suck before you are reaching your high, pulling on his locks and moaning at a higher pitch. Fuck, that was good.

“You sound so fucking hot when you come…” Taehyung moves back up the bed as you lay there breathless. “Next time I want you coming on my—”

Taehyung stops himself from finishing that sentence. You watch as he groans into his hands, “I mean, if you want there to be a next time.”

“Of course I do, Tae.” You flip to your side and find his lips. You give him a long kiss, tasting yourself on his tongue. “How could I not?”

Taehyung savors your lips on his, he finds his hands in your hair again as he deepens it. He should feel like shit but somehow he feels…good. And he’s confused as hell for it.

~~~~~

The next morning comes by quickly, you are saying your goodbyes to the Kim’s with promises that you will return soon. And you secretly hope you do.

The drive back to Uni is a slow one, you and Taehyung listen to his playlist and chat every now and then while he holds your hand. You smile like an idiot the whole time.

Taehyungs phone is in your hand as you slide through the music options, you’re about to choose a song when he receives an incoming text.

Anna 10:08am

You think that will work, Taehyung? Try harder.

You slide the message up, trying to ignore it. You don’t want some stalker to ruin the good mood you’re in. But you can’t help but wonder what she is talking about. And why hasn’t he blocked her? You don’t say anything to Taehyung, he is also in a good mood and you don’t want to ruin it. He’s humming the tune from the car speakers and lifts his hand that holds yours and kisses it.

Another hour passes and you and Taehyung are in front of your apartment.

“Are you sure you don’t want me to walk you up?” Taehyung questions sweetly.

“I’m sure!” you stand on your tip toes to kiss his cheek and turn around to walk away.

“Oh no you don’t.” Taehyung chuckles as he pulls you in for a kiss on the lips. Then another kiss and then another. “Now you can go.” He teases.

You break out in a wide grin, and tilt your head up to kiss him one last time.

You walk up the steps to your apartment, and walk towards your front door. What an amazing weekend, you think. You got to know Taehyung a lot better, you met his parents and you two shared an unforgettable night—at least for you. Oh no. Should you have returned the favor? Instead of worrying about it you decide it’s okay, he owes you after all. You chuckle to yourself as you unlock the front door.

You step inside your apartment with a an idiotic, dopey ass smile plastered on your face.

“What’s with you?” Jungkook asks from the living room couch.

“Oh nothing,” You sing, “Just had a really good weekend.”

“Oh? So I guess meeting his parents went well?” Jungkook stands to meet you at the entrance, he takes your bag for you and sets it down.

“That too.” You giggle.

Jungkook cocks his head to the side, “I’m serious, what’s up with you?” he can’t help but smile. You look so happy.

“Nothing we just… we just…” you bite your lip, contemplating on what to tell Jungkook.

“You… just?” his smile begins to fade as realization hits him. Then his face hardens. “Did he fuck you?” Jungkook’s voice is lower than you have ever heard it.

“What?” you choke out.

“I asked if this asshole fucked you?”

“Okay, one: he’s not an asshole. Two: no, he did not fuck me.”

Jungkook visibly relaxes.

Telling Jungkook the truth will probably only upset him for some reason so you decide against it. You don’t need his negativity right now. Finally, fucking finally, Taehyung is crossing a line with you…on the side where friendship is beginning to become blurred and nothing makes you more excited. You have been waiting for this, you have spent so much time with him and and… you need this.

“Okay…” Jungkook leans down and picks up your bag and heads to your room. You watch as he swings the bedroom door open and set the bag inside.

“Wanna order some food?” he calls out, walking towards you again.

“Honestly we got up pretty early this morning so I think I’ll take a quick nap. But after? If you’re willing to wait a couple hours?”

“Yeah, that’s fine. Get some rest.” He smiles, jumping back on the couch and pressing play on whatever show he was watching.

Your bed is so unbelievably soft and warm that as soon as you sink in the sheets your eyes are already closing in exhaustion. But your mind stays awake…you think about the weekend you just had with Taehyung and all the progress you have made. You like him so much, you want nothing more than for him to feel the same way. At least you think you…anyway. You recall his lips kissing down your body, his tongue teasing your thighs, his hands gripping your hips.

Taehyungs dark eyes as he stares up from you is without a doubt one of the sexiest things you have had the pleasure of witnessing. Wait—why one of? Why can’t it be the sexiest thing you have ever seen? Then different images bombard your brain but you’re quick to throw them away. Only Taehyung lives in your mind rent free, god damn it. He ain’t gotta pay a penny.

You think about the light, teasing kisses he left on your neck…you think about his fingers and how they fucked you, god they felt so fucking good. You smile as you think about what else he could do for you…your lazy smile widens at the thought.

Your eyes are still closed and images of Taehyung run wild in your mind as you start to doze off. Yes, you can fall asleep with him in your thoughts. Your body feels heavier and heavier as sleep finally takes over, you welcome Taehyung in your dreams as well. At least you hope you dream of him.

The bed creaks beneath you as Jungkook guides you further up the mattress, his body hovering your own. His hands come to slide up your arms as you shiver under his touch.

“I’m giving you goosebumps.” He says while lightly stroking your arm, feeling each bump under his fingertips. “What else do I do to you?”

“So many things Jungkook…” you heavily breathe out, your chest is heaving at this point. The anticipation of his touch is driving you nuts.

“Need to find out.” He simply states, his head lowering down to the crook of your neck. He breathes you in and lowers himself between your spread legs.

“Can I touch you?”

“Yes, please.” You don’t mean to whimper, but you do. You fucking do.

Jungkook’s slender fingers make their way skimming across your bare stomach until he reaches the hem of your panties. He lifts the band up and slaps it against your skin.

“I want these off, is that okay?”

You only nod your head.

“Words y/n. When you’re with me you use your words okay baby?” His fingers begin lowering your panties down. “Lift yourself for me.” And you obey. Jungkook slides your panties down your legs and you’re left completely naked underneath him.

“God, I can just see how wet you are.” You immediately force your legs shut, feeling embarrassed at his words.

“Not uh, I don’t think so. You got this wet for me? I want to see it. Open for me, baby.” Very hesitantly you begin to move your legs apart, the blush on your face deepening.

The rest is almost a blur. You can recall his fingers spreading your folds, you whining for him to touch more of you. You can recall his mouth hovering your pussy, his tongue swirling around your clit. You can recall his fingers stretching you out and moaning out his name. It’s what came next that is very clear in your mind. Its him kissing your lips, whispering sweet nothings into your ear and his cock sliding between your folds. The desire you feel for him is very real and he can feel that.

“Please, Jungkook!” You gasp out, as he teases his cock at your entrance.

Jungkook slides his gorgeous cock into you inch by glorious inch. His cock twitching inside your pulsating pussy, his harsh breaths fanning your face. Jungkook slams his eyes shut, his teeth gritting in anticipation as he waits for you to give the ok. You only gasp for air as he bottoms out, his dick reaching places no one ever has before, you slowly nod your head giving him permission to fuck you into oblivion. He says he could, so you’ll believe him. .

Jungkook opens an eye to look at you carefully, your face contorted in pleasure showing him how you are indeed okay to go on. Jungkook’s hand massages your hips, his touch setting your skin on fire. He begins to slowly ease out of you until just the tip remains then he slams his hips into yours. His body falls forward and he lifts your head up with his free hand and brings you closer for a wild kiss. He grinds himself into you deliciously, his hips rocking back and forth causing you to moan out for him over and over.

“Please…please.” You pant, rolling your hips into his as you meet his desperate thrusts.

“Please what, princess?” he breathes out heavily, “Told you that when you’re with—” He begins fucking into you faster, “When you’re with me…to use your words.” His pace is bruising, causing you to choke on the air around you.

“Please, harder.” You manage to get out while gripping on to his wide shoulders, your finger nails digging into his soft skin.

Jungkook smirks down at you, his eyes shining with something you can’t quite describe.

“Harder?” he questions, his lips coming down to suck bruises into your neck. “Deeper too?” he bites a particular spot that makes you groan.

“Just—just need more of you…” you grab his hair by the handful and yank his head back and bring his face to yours. Your lips meeting his.

His tongue slips past your lips, tongues dancing to the beat of his thrusts. His cock is buried so deep within you that you feel you are no longer a single person but now a person merged with another. You have never felt more connected.

Jungkook whines at the sight of you—your lips apart and eyes barely open. Your head is thrown back showing Jungkook all the pretty blooming bruises on your skin.

“So fucking pretty.” He grits out, eyes lit on fire.

You’re barely able to respond as he thrusts into you even harder, your tits bouncing with each movement.

“Gonna come soon…” he says between heavy breaths, his pace becoming sloppy.

“Gonna come inside me?” you cry out, your fingernails digging into his back.

“Need you to come with me baby”

You could of came from his cock alone, that you are sure of but when his fingers meet your sensitive clit, you are seeing stars. He’s rubbing messy circles, easily sliding around from how wet you are, his fingers getting drenched.

It’s almost embarrassing how quickly his fingers bring you to orgasm.

You gasp out, voice hoarse from all the moaning and screaming he’s drawn from your body. “Fuuuuuucckk.” You whine, your orgasm leaving you breathless.

“I—I’m coming…” he pants in your ear, his breath tickling your sensitive skin.

He fucks into you quickly before stilling his hips and shooting his cum deep within you, decorating your walls. He doesn’t move. You don’t move. He stays buried to the hilt, breathing heavily into the crook of your neck. You aren’t much better, your breaths also harsh. You look to the nightstand to read the clock that says 4 AM. Fuck, what did you do?

You just fucked your best friend.

Panicked and out of breath, you sit up in bed. Sweat forming on your hairline and dribbling down the side of your face. Why? Why this dream of all dreams? Why this memory?

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Danganronpa Fankids based on @thiscatdraws amazing mlp au! Please give them love!

(I might post more of their designs. But here are two out of the main 16!)

First is my Kaimaki Child, Sunset Solstice!

When a pony and dragon have children, they make a new creature, a hybrid between the two parents. And that’s exactly what Sunset Solstice is! Sunset Solstice is very introverted and curt. It’s not that he’s mean, it’s just that he has 0 idea on how people work, they’re not as concrete as numbers are, and he gets names confused a lot so people think that he’s just a asshole but he is actually a very generous friend once you get to know him better! People often compare him to his mother in terms of personality but he’s actually more like his old man in some ways! Both are very stubborn with their own beliefs as well as hiding their own weaknesses in front of their close friends. Over time, he does get out of his shell more and more and is a ally that his class can put their trust in. He represents the Element of Trust!

And next is my Saiouma child Sugar Flurry!

Despite her parents being a alicorn and a half bat pony, ok of their children is… a normal earth pony..? Well, what can I say? Must have skipped a gene in the family tree. Sugar Flurry is here for a good time, not a long time! A connoisseur for all things sweet, she is the pony you want to invite if you want to have a good party! Not only that, but she excels in all sort of party games, even ones that involve strategy such as Chess, Checkers and other brain involving games. Don’t let her small wild energy fool you however, Sugar is very observant of every pony around her and has the wonderful knowledge of pickpocketing, lock picking and hacking on her said ((thanks Kokichi)) truth be told, its best to stay on her good side, because she can use any of these tactics against you if she sees it fit. Shes the rising prodigy of DICE after all! She represents the element of Laughter!

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@porterdavis​ Here’s a very old post I found floating around on my computer.   Tell me what you think if we regulated firearms the way we regulate cars.

Because we now regulate guns like we regulate cars, each state and city now recognizes your drivers license license to carry concealed.

-We can finally buy and sell our cars firearms across state lines. -I can walk into a gun showroom and drive away with my new firearm in minutes. -You can rent a gun for the afternoon if your gun is in the shop. -You and your friends can drive shoot all you want on your own property. -You can now own all the guns and ammunition you want.,. and you can store them anywhere you have room. -Several people can own and operate the same firearm. -Because we now regulate guns like we regulate cars, there is no age limit to own a gun. Parents, grandparents and relatives can now freely give guns to small children. You mail in a piece of paper, and the state sends you a new title for your gun in a few weeks. Now that is sweet. -The city provides gun-storage locations free of charge in front of no-gun zones in order to attract customers to downtown. About time. -Courts will no longer take your cars guns away during a bitter divorce. -You can rent a gun at the airport if you didn’t want to fly with your gun. -A gun dealership will lease you a firearm on a five year payment plan. -Now you can ship and buy gun part in the mail. -Now you can walk into the post office with your gun or gun parts. -Now that we regulate guns the way we regulate cars, even convicted felons can own a gun once they are off probation. -You can now own a gun of any length without having to ask the government for permission. -You can now put a muffler on your guns without having to ask your sheriff or police chief for permission. (My neighbors thank you.) -Your 16 year old can bring a gun to school, and to his after school job. -When your goofball nephew shoots a gun in public without a license.. he now gets a ticket.. and you get a phone call to come pick up your gun. -You can have gun stores and shooting ranges next door to schools, daycare centers, hospitals and churches! Hallelujah, we’re free at last! -We will finally have gun shops on every other corner to sell ammunition and Doritos. Your local convenience store changes its name to Shoot-and-Scoot. -Now kids can get their concealed carry permit at 16 years of age. -Schools now offer gun safety and defensive shooting classes when kids are 15 years old. -Kids can carry concealed with adult supervision once they are 15 ½ years old and have their learner’s license. -Some old people loose their concealed carry permits when they can’t pass the vision test. -There are no more gun safe and gun lock regulations! -You can assemble your own gun in your garage.. from a kit. -Just like a truck, you will need a special firearms license to operate guns that weigh more than 26 thousand pounds. -Gun dealers and gunsmiths don’t need federal reporting requirements any longer. -You and your friends decide who will be the designated concealed carrier if you’re going drinking. -We finally get rid of national gun registration. -I might even get a tax credit if I buy a small and efficient gun. I love this country!

If Cars Were Regulated Like Guns

Are you legally eligible to own a car?

-In this world, you need a permit to own a car. The permit includes a national background check, a thumb print and two forms of identification before you’re allowed to buy a car. This is because we want to keep criminal from driving. No one drives without a permit, do they? -You can’t own a car if you or your wife were ever charged with yelling at each other. That way we won’t let people who were accused of a hostile domestic outburst have access to a dangerous car. It is worthwhile if we save one life. -In some states you must show that you have a locked garage before you can buy a car. We have car storage laws want to make sure cars are safely kept away from children. -Car dealers and mechanics are federally licensed and their records are inspected each year. -Even if you already own several cars, there can still be a 14 day cooling off period before you can bring your new car home from the dealer. This stops dangerous impulse driving. -You can only buy one car a month. -Police can come and seize your cars and your gasoline if you or someone living in your home are prescribed certain medicines by a doctor. We can’t be too careful with incapacitated drivers.

What cars can you buy?

-There are limits on the size of the car you’re allowed to own. The car can’t be too small or too large. Who needs a dangerous motorcycle or a truck! -The gas tank can not hold more than 10 gallons. -Portable gas cans over 10 gallons are illegal in some states. Only arsonists need that much gasoline! -Once you get your car home, the gas tank must be drained, the car must be secured in a locked garage, and the gasoline must be stored in a separate building if children are in the home. -You need a special permit to own a car with a muffler. We need loud cars so you can’t hide your driving. -Adjustable steering wheels and seats are outlawed in some states but not others. Ignorance of the law is no excuse as you travel. Get advice from your lawyer who specializes in car-law. -You can’t own a car that looks like a car owned by the government even though your car isn’t as powerful and doesn’t go as fast. -There are limits on gasoline. -In some states, you need to show your Car Owners Identification Card to buy gasoline. -You might be reported to state law enforcement agencies of you buy over 20 gallons of gas. Gas kills people! -It could be illegal to take gasoline from one state to another because the gasoline that is legal in one state might be illegal in your neighboring state. -You can drive the family van at 16 years of age, but you need to be over 21 years old to buy gasoline for a small car.

There are limits on using your car.

-You need a new car owners permit when you move to some states, and you can’t bring your car into those states until after you register it. -Some states will let you own a car at home, but you can’t get a permit to take it out in public. -Some states will let you drive across the state as long as you don’t stop. If you break down, then the police can arrest you if you try to have your car shipped out of state.. unless your car is already registered. This stops illegal car trafficking. -In some states you can’t show your car to a friend in public. That is called brandishing. -Some states won’t allow you to have your car outside your home even if you keep it covered. You need a special concealed car permit for that. You probably need to know a politician to get one of these special permits. You’ll have to transport your car in a locked car carrier. -In some states you can’t let your friend sit in your car on your own property, nor can you sit in his car on your -property. That makes me feel safer already. -Cars can be rented or loaned at the track, but only by car clubs that are part of an incorporated outdoor conservation organization.

If you are accused of driving over the speed limit, the authorities will seize and hold your vehicle -- again, even if it means raiding your house and shooting you, your family, and even your dog just for good measure -- without due process, and it will most likely never be returned to you even if you somehow by some miracle manage to convince an unsympathetic court to order the police to return it to you. They'll probably just shred it instead without even parting it out. Oh, and don't bother suing the seizing agency for fair market value, either. You obviously didn't need it in the first place because you couldn't handle it properly, peasant!

It's the guns, pure and simple. Go after them.

People always come at me saying, fine, what law would you propose to stop the insanity of mass killings in the US. Well, let's think about it for a minute, what does the US have that other countries don't? Other countries that don't have the obscenity of murdered elementary school students? Yep, the Second Amendment.

Since the floodgates opened with the Heller decision, guns and gun lovers have proliferated like maggots on a dead elephant. Without guns, fights result in bloody noses, not shoot-outs on city streets. Suicides are bridge jumpers, not Walmart shooters waiting for copicide.

So what's the answer? Treat guns like cars. Mandatory registration. Required training and licensing. Liability insurance. An additional automatic five years on any sentence upon conviction if a weapon is used in the commission of a crime. No exceptions or plea bargaining.

Tax guns and ammunition heavily with part of the money going to a victims' compensation fund. Make concealed carry a crime in every state and every circumstance.

It once seemed an impossibility to curb smoking. It was accomplished when it became a national policy goal. Similarly, seat-belt use was not considered important until the death toll and expense became too much. Changing people's perceptions and behaviour can be difficult but it can be done.

America must come to love its children more than its guns. Nothing more, nothing less. It just needs enough people to say "enough!"