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storm-breaker7 · 2 years ago

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I liked your last female reader x reader you did I was wondering when your requests are open I was thinking Pirate Hunter X Female Reader or a Midevil Hunter but he will be a king.

I love both bbg but the idea of hunter being a king is appealing to me <3 (also its spelt medieval) and I don't know traditional coronations so whoopies 🥲😘💀

My Plan

Summery: You attempt to rob the newly crowned king, King Hunter, in a covert of 'robin hood's.

Warnings: Swearing, blood/bruising,

A/n: This is not proofread (We die like clones) and Im known to screw my tenses' up so warning to anyone who notices that 😘💅 also Alex is some random dude I just had to name 💔🧍

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The crowds cheered, and roared as they watched the crown being raised into the air. They die down and silence covers the people like a blanket.

"Today!" The wielder of the crown yelled his voice practically ringing across the kingdom. "Today! A Prince, Prince Hunter... becomes... a KING!"

The crowd erupted into cheers once again, but I on the other hand, frowned. Glaring straight at the new king. He doesn't know what it was like to live like this. To live like rats in a scrapyard full of dogs.

He'll have a party that could feed everyone in our ranks. Hog. I sneer and turn away, dropping down from the tree I was perched on. I push past some swooning women, continuing on away, glaring at the bold but mostly keeping my head down.

Over the years, our ranks have adapted the name, 'The hoods', because we do Robin hoods work. The story book tale? We represent what that tale taught many.

I have planned for this, the coronation will bring so much gold to the kingdom from all the supporting kingdoms, that are of course part of ours. Those dogs that live in their ivory towers deserve nothing more than the sewers. The rats.

The people, that make this kingdom whole, deserve every penny and more. Its why we're going to commit everything to making sure this works. It has too.

Tonight, when the mighty new king is talking up his many servants and high ups that are attending his feast, we strike... take him for all his money, and give it to the poor who need it.

I gaze up at the horizon, the purple and orange hues blending together. I smile lightly, admiring the scene in front of me. Like calm before the storm.

I huff, ripping my gaze from the sky as I walk away from the raging crowds and the newly crowned king. He might become a bigger problem than his father, he did of course used to command the military.

Some people in our ranks had run ins with him or his close-knit team. I did see them at the coronation... I must say they all are quite some warriors. I shake my head, trying to rid myself of the thoughts so I can focus. Focus on tonight.

The afternoon slips from me and next thing I know I'm knocking on the door. I heard locks clack and then the hard wood opened with a loud creak.

"Good to know your joining us. We're just waiting for our bait to show." He spoke up, his eyes unmoving from the plans that lay on the table. I hummed and did a once over of everyone. This was tighter than normal jobs. Everyone was serious. Tense. But I can't blame them, we're about to go for our biggest job yet, and it's against our new king.

The door creaks once more and the light banter and subtle chatter vanishes. Boots clack in an odd pattern as she nervously walks up to the table.

"Now that we are all here, I'd like everyone to pay full attention. If one thing doesn't go to plan this whole operation may as well fail." He started up, his voice booming in the house.

After the long dragged-out meeting, many departed. scattering throughout the city, readying themselves for their roles in the giant elaborate plan.

The crackle of far away thunder pulls me from my wondering thoughts. Everyone had already scattered, getting in position for either the distraction or-

"Get up" Alex ordered, knocking my feet off the table where they rested. I fix my posture and readjust my jacket, casting my gaze at Alex expectantly.

My hand twitches, even though I brewed this plan, Alex took it up to the Robins and took credit. He thought he could take my plan out of under my nose and then order me around like a slave?

"I said get up," Alex growled, "Everyone is in position, we need to start."

I frowned, glaring at the floor as I pulled myself up from the chair,

"Fine."

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Time passed quickly and the night grew colder, the festival was now in full swing. Me and Alex pushed through the crowd, waiting for my plan to unleash.

Instead, four knights came running this way, heavy armour and all. Alex yelped and slithered away between the people. I, on the other hand didn't get time to run before a large armour clad knight tackled me.

A sickening crack sounded, my shoulder jarring out of its usual position. A agonised yelp left my lips before I could stop it. The only thing I found comfort in now, was the cold floor.

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"What were you doing at the festival that night, Hood?" A slimmer knight questioned me now, it was all a blur from the cold floor to this uncomfortable chair.

"Listen peg arm, None of you had the courtesy to at least put my shoulder back in place. What makes you think I like you better now?" I snapped, my glare permanently drilling into his helmet.

"Answer the question and I'll get the doctor." He hissed,

"I. Would. Rather. Die." I growled, spitting in his general direction for good measure. The man growled out what I could only guess was curses, but it was in another language.

His blurry figure flicked his hand, I think, and stood up. I blinked, trying to focus. He huffed and stomped to the gate, the metal groaned as it moved.

A loud echoing clang sounded as the mysterious man slammed the heavy door. I relished the silence while it lasted, letting my head hang. A dull throb in my shoulder was the only reminder that I wasn't dead.

Some time passed before the clacking of boots sounded down the hall. I rolled my eyes and leaned back against the chair again.

My vision had mostly cleared so I could recognise the king enter, the four knights that accompany him are posted outside of my dull cell. A doctor scurrying in quickly before the gate slammed shut once more.

The doctor made quick work of my robes, cutting the whole of my right sleeve off.

"Please relax your shoulder." They ordered, I grumbled and glared at the king who waited patiently near the door. I sighed, attempting to relax.

The doctor snapped my shoulder back in and a sickening pop rung. I squeezed my eyes closed and bit down on my lip, feeling something trickled down my chin.

When I let go of my lip and cracked my eyes open, ragged breaths left my lips. I leaned forward, doubling over in agony but barely making a whimper.

"Thank you," The king bowed his head, and the doctor scrambled out, the gate slamming shut and ringing in my head.

"What do you want from me..." I rasped desperately, my gaze lifting and locking with his. He leaned down, his robes and cape cascading around his frame.

"What's your name, hm?" He pulled his glove off, roughly grabbing my bloodied chin. I could feel his eyes carefully picking me apart.

"You know, I would have thought a man should know a girl's name before you... Oh so kindly invite them to your dungeon." I jab almost humorously, my eyes squeezing closed as a chuckle painfully leaves my lips.

He frowned, his hand gripping my chin harder as he examined me. "Where are the robins?" He growled,

I hissed, his hand digging into my skin like claws, "It's on a need-to-know basis..."

"Yes, well, I need to know. Cough it up hood!" His majesty growled, voice raised and his frame looming over me.

"Fuck off." I spat out blood, the crimson liquid splattering over his freshly polished shoes.

He frowned, his glare turning to the roof. He whipped around the gate groaning as it opened.

"We will continue tomorrow, let's return to our ball." The gate slammed shut and all five waltzed off, zoning everything else out as I doubled forward.

The gate groaned again and I huffed, "Leave me alone..." I grumbled,

"How kind, maybe I'll leave you here." I shot up, glaring at Alex. He circled around me and cut me loose.

I picked myself up from the wooden chair. Suddenly, as if my instincts kicked in, I dodged (what, I'm not sure).

I cried out, a dagger lodging itself in my other shoulder. I whipped around and my knuckles met Alex's jaw with a wonderful crunch.

"What the FUCK!" I yelled, stumbling back and into the open iron wall, the dagger clanging against it.

"Your traitorous! YOU told them about my plan!" He yelled, as if he actually believed that.

"YOUR PLAN? YOUR FUCKING PLAN? IT WAS MINE. YOUR SO FUCKING LAZY, YOU HAD TO STEAL MY PLAN TO KEEP A SEAT IN THE ROBINS NEST." I screamed back, throwing another punch to his face. And again. And again.

Purple bruises bloomed across his face and blood coated it like icing. Kicked him in the groin, pushing him back out my cell door.

Like always the gate groaned but it slammed shut soon after. Alex laughed hysterically, locking the gate shut as he ran off down the hall.

I tried yelling after him, cursing him straight to hell. Yet as the rhythmic sound of knight armour clanged down the hall I felt myself slip into the warm embrace of darkness.

When I pulled myself back to reality, I could feel silk wrapped around my body.

My brain snapped awake and I rose almost immediately, the silk gathering at my waist. Some maids yelped at the sudden movement and I heard a cough, a lot of people shuffling around.

I blinked and slapped away a hand that was reaching for the silk.

"You would do well to respect the maids, Hood." King Hunter grumbled, his back facing me.

"What would you know of respect." I hissed, snatching the clothes a maid offered to me.

I pulled the shirt on tightening the strings over my chest. I pulled myself out of bed and slipped in the pants.

I rather my robes better but I'm probably never going back to the hoods. By now Alex would have told every hood of my 'treachery'.

"I was raised to value it. What about you?" He replied whole-heartedly.

"Why do you want to know? Trying to get in my head?" I inquired, stalking up behind him.

"Maids, your excused." He spoke up, ignoring me. They all dipped their heads and quickly high-tailed out of the room.

King Hunter whipped around and glared me down as the door shut with a lovely click.

"You are nothing. You have nothing. No one wants you but your enemies. Your creed doesn't want you. Why's that?" He jabbed a finger at my sore shoulder and I glared at the shoulder, as if it was the cause of this.

"Your majesty. Frankly, you don't have big shoes to fill. Women only love you because of your face and wealth. Your father was a deadbeat. What makes you think you'll be any better?" I growled back.

He reached out his hand toward my neck, I acted so quickly I barely noticed before my fist met his jaw aswell.

"Serves you right, you asshole." I growled watching him clutch his jaw and groan in pain.

"Jesus woman! I was going to fix your shirt. It's crude." He groaned,

"A little warning would have been nice!" I bit back.

"Duely noted!"

And as all fairy tales go, there is always more to a story. *Wink*

#storm7breaker posts #star wars #tbb #the bad batch hunter #the bad batch #tbb x reader #the bad batch x reader #star wars x reader #tbb hunter x reader

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yoongsisbae · 2 years ago

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🍉🍓🥭

🍉 Do you prefer to write short fics or long fics? Multichaptered works or single ones? Why?

Well I definitely prefer short fics to write but as is life, my brain won't work that way 🤣🤣

🍓 What’s a fic you’ve written you feel is underrated?

I wouldn't call it underrated, but The Woman with the Black Cat on Her Shoulder is one of the most personal things I've written and it was...as a woman, as a minority, one of my most meaningful stories I've written, and so I just want to share it with everyone and, I don't know, have them feel something, get mad, feel comforted, feel some sense of understanding that you're not alone and we're all in this together...

Red lasers land on you and your companion, but you stubbornly stand tall and the crowd mirrors your actions. The cat growls low and menacing and hisses again. It only took one scared threatened man, one trigger happy finger, and then it was all over…for them.

Reading the "for them" part always gets me choked up, because god, wouldn't that be nice? 🥲

🥭 Rank from most enjoyable/fun to write to least: Fluff, Smut, Angst, Crack.

crack cause sometimes I've been crying all day and I need a laugh 🥲 angst cause sometimes I need to cry lmao fluff cause usually fluff can be funny too and I like pulling from real life and it's just nice to remember the good times ya kno? and smut is literally the worst thing to write 😅 it's so draining and yeah that's why we're all here but also ITS SO HARD TO WRITE SMUT OMG how do other author's do it 🥲🥲

Send a fruit emoji for an answer!

#ask me anything #asks

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babymorte · 1 month ago

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Haha well what else is there to do at night other than game and scroll on here?🤷‍♂️🥲 and i have noticed a few of your posts about bo6 tbh, I haven't played it much yet myself, I don't even think I've prestieged yet tbh🤷‍♂️😅 and yeah, sleep problems are always super fun🙃😂

That's actually a very good point to be fair, nobody can use anything against you if everybody already knows everything haha, that's shit that you can't just keep stuff to yourself and not have to worry about people using stuff against you though!

It's good to build up walls for your own protection so that you can't get hurt emotionally or in other ways, but building walls is no good if you don't build a door too, you've got to allow yourself to be open and let your walls down with those that you trust enough to share with, being stuck behind the walls you've built with no way out won't help things get better (I'm pretty baked, so I hope that makes sense🤷‍♂️😂).

Yeah im the exact same way tbh, plus I find a lot of people hard to talk to and make conversation with, but some people are just so much easier to talk to than others, like some people just dont put any effort into convos and it ends up boring and one sided, you know?😅 I hooe im not bothering you with the anons btw, I get that you most likely have a lot of them.

I can get that, it takes a lot for me to open up too, it does help though when you find people that you can open up to and trust.

That actually sounds pretty cool tbh! There's bags where I live too, but i only every see a couple at night flying around, I do love the bat cave in the zoo just outside of the town where I live though👀😅

Ah okay, thats fair enough, in that case I can understand why you dont really dm with people! I just thought I'd send an anon when you turned them on because you're one of my favourite blogs and i nkticed you in my notes just as much as im probably in yours, I don't expect us to dm, but i am always open to talking if you ever want to😊 also, you shouldn't have to put up with bullies and dickheads messaging you! Nobody should have to deal with that kinda thing!

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honestly as of quite recently not much 😅 whaaaaa?? that’s such a shame im having so much fun 🤩 it’s the first cod i actually got really into outside of zombies cuz im really not all that good at fps like i played through the first few halos for the first time before i started getting better at fps and if you’ve ever seen the memes of like a couple playing cod together where the guy is real good and the girl is just happy to be there running around like a lost puppy yea that was me the entire time like the entirety of halo i think 2 there’s like that mission you’re on a giant ferry and enemies are jumping on it i was doing zero of the work and just admiring the scenery 😂😂😂 i need to go back finish those honestly 🤔 but i ended up playing the bo6 beta and had a blast and ever since its literally been my life like i even started watching the cdl 🤩 BUT i went from getting maybe 10 kills a game and like 60 deaths to 40-60 kills and 10-20 deaths in a few months n im nearly max prestige 🥳 im actually gonna hit 10p my next game and im hoping to hit max by the weekend im actually really excited. I might even try ranked when they make it so you can turn crossplay off 😅 you should totally give it a go though 😌 especially zombies it’s so much fun i like just going into directed and getting to level 15 and just chillen, mindlessly murdering shit 😂 i really think you should give it another go~ oh absolutely it also probably doesn’t help that i have a tendency to blast music and hype myself up while i play games so my adrenaline just keeps me awake 😭

ah nah it’s cool ive just told people i thought i was friends with super personal stuff and they posted it online to bully me or just told mass amounts of people as like a ha-ha moment so like i guess it’s a defence mechanism but im so jaded i don’t give a shit who knows what about me anymore but i still am a very private person despite it all like i overshare sure but it’s always calculated like im not dumb you know 😅

yeaaa about that door 😂 im extremely selective with who i let in, who i let get close. it’s just literally every time i do im lied to manipulated used and played for a fool so im just about ready to weld that door shut and everyone can try and rapunzel their way into my little silo ive made for myself 😅 n you’re totally good im very well versed in stoner 🤣

no yea totally. i mean the people who reach out to me on here are always so chill and are super engaging but i think it’s cuz i only respond to asks that seem like they’re gonna be engaging if that makes sense? like im honoured when people hype me up but i dont know as someone who has a hard time upholding convos and not wanting to disappoint people i try to keep convos about things i know i can ramble on about if that makes sense 😅 that kinda makes me sound cunty though but that’s not my intent i just know how awful i am in 99% of my interactions so it’s better if i just keep to myself. i mean hell this last literal year nearly to the day was the most/longest i talked to a single person n legit couldn’t tell you the last time i was that happy cuz 100% once you find someone easy to talk to and you just click the convo just flows so easily 🤩 oh my gosh not a bother at all~! im enjoying the convo honestly 🤍 i hope im not annoying you with my rambling and long as fuck responses i just don’t know how to be concise 😂🙏🏻

yes!! that’s seriously so true~ unfortunately for me i have gullible tattooed on my forehead and i have a tendency to be manipulated into trusting people i shouldn’t 😅 but im also very quick to realise when im being manipulated because im real good at pattern recognition 😂. but i just have a general rule of dont trust anyone even if they seem trustworthy until they start SHOWING that they can be trustworthy you know? especially online like ive never told anyone anything in private i wouldnt post myself. i just always try and keep it 100 😅

wait you have bats too that’s so dope 🤩 im so jealous you have a bat cave too 😭 that has to be so cool to go and see 🤩 theres an amusement part that has a zoo like 2hrs from me and every halloween they let you in the zoo after dark when all the nocturnals are out and its so frickin cool i went as a kid and got to hold a bat and a tarantula (which is how i started to love both)

ah yes i mean i do have one or two people i dm but they also know how shit i am at replies and they’re special circumstances 😂 but hey im not totally opposed to dmming~ i just always forget to check them here since it’s permanently at 99 and the only notifications i have properly turned on my phone are for snapchat 😅 n that’s definitely true but im just a fuckhead magnet of all sorts n i try to stay away from them as much as humanly possible 😂

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pizza-pie-in-the-sky · 1 year ago

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SUMMARY by NINA

Wow, I cannot believe this project has already come to an end. We've spent the last few week trying different pizzas from various places and I feel like this project has just started even this is my last post here.

I personally have learned to distinguish different types of pizza because I used to think of pizza as a quick snack and never really cared about its variations.

While doing this project, I was pleased to learn that there are some places that accommodate people with different needs (mostly disabilities and food allergies (intolerances)). It's rare to find places that take all of these into account at once, but I think as time passes, there will be even more accessible restaurants.

To sum up all of the places I've decided to make some rankings(not including home):

Ranking by accessibility for people with physical disabilites:

Bottegas (easy access to several tables close to the entrance)

Pizza Hut (the one where we went to was in the shopping center with elevators inside, but the aisles were narrower compared to Bottegas)

La Cantina (3 levels, but only one is accessible)

Ti amo (small surface, extremely narrow aisles and some tables are on the platform)

Ranking according to the number of choices for people with food allergies and on a diet:

La Cantina (almost all dishes can be done gluten free and many vegan dishes)

Pizza Hut (allergens already written on the menu, vegan options) and Bottegas (vegetarian options, gluten free penne pasta) - I couldn't choose between these two

Ti amo (you have to ask the waiter if you want to find out whether the dish you are about to buy contains an ingredient you are avoiding)

Ranking by affordability from cheapest to most expensive (I am comparing prices of most available types of pizzas):

Ti amo

Bottegas

La Cantina

Pizza Hut (surprisingly, but the offer discounts often)

I hope you enjoyed our little blog (I surely did😁), because we've worked extremely hard on it.

Goodbye 🥲

Nina's last post

#pizza #food #italian food #food blog #nina #american pizza #italian cuisine #restaurant #turkish pizza #roman pizza

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mayflowers515 · 8 months ago

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Ok! There isn't a ship I actually hate on here really. Also I'll be open to others' opinions if they like or don't like my opinions. I will only talk about the cartoon versions of the ships though (some may still be in red for negative opinions anyway if I personally don't like the ship as much)

1. DogDay x CatNap

If I were to talk about them in PPT Canon as a ship, boy would I have a lot of reasons to not like them as a pairing... Otherwise I actually quite like this ship referring to its cartoon iterarion. It's the classic sun and moon pairing. Plus, these two compliment each other so well. It's hard not to find the reason people ship them. And the comics of these two together that I find are always sooo cute! 😊

2. Bubba x Bobby

I don't really see the appeal of these two together personally, but I can get behind the reasons for people shipping them. They are the classic emotion and logic pairing. I just don't really see it with these two, I'm sorry T^T The headcanons I find of these two are quite interesting, all things considered though

3. Bobby x Hoppy

These two are quite a cute pairing imo. The comics of these two as well are always endearing to see! I can see the chemistry with these two especially with their personalities! Don't have much else to say, though. They're just cute :>

4. CatNap x Hoppy

I don't really like these two as a ship... at all. I can sorta understand the reasoning with the ship (low energy x too much energy) but I don't really think of them like that. Personally I can see them not really liking each other too much because they're so different. Yes, opposites attract is there with these two, but again, I don't ship them ;-;

5. Hoppy x Kickin

These two are literally the embodiment of sharing a braincell, ship or no ship. But honestly I can see the chemistry with these two. Especially since both like to show off their skills in some way. They would have that competitive nature with each other in a sense, and I love that for them 💚💛

6. Bubba x Kickin

I can see why some people on Tumblr are so passionate about these two lol. They're opposites attract but it works really well with them. I can see them sharing similar personal issues but expressing them in different ways. Maybe that's how they relate to each other (at least how I see it 🙂). There's so much appeal behind these two that I found because of the ppl on Tumblr it's not even funny 🥲💙💛

7. Bobby x CatNap

I find these two to be adorable together! To see such cozy people getting together is endearing to me. Idk for sure what it is but seeing these two is just so wholesome. I don't know much else to add besides them just being adorable as a pairing ❤️💜

8. Picky x CatNap

I don't really see much chemistry between these two, but I see why people pair them. They're both pretty hospitable towards others' physical needs in some way, and I can see them getting along because of those interests. I just don't see them as a ship.

9. Picky x Bubba

These two are a lovely pairing to me. Both feel responsible for their friends in some way and I like how they can bond over that. Possibly other things too. I see them being chill. I like them as a pairing but don't have much else to add =v='

Now (because I want to) if I were to rank the mentioned pairings all together... This is what my list would be:

1. Bobby x CatNap

2. DogDay x CatNap

3. Bubba x Kickin

4. Hoppy x Kickin (could be interchangeable with 5)

5. Bobby x Hoppy (could be interchangeable with 4)

6. Picky x Bubba

7. Picky x CatNap

8. Bubba x Bobby

9. CatNap x Hoppy

(Rip Crafty- She didn't get a spot on this pairings post 🥲)

🩷❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 (unfortunately have to leave out 🩵)

Edit: I think I ship Bobby x Hoppy slightly more over Kickin x Hoppy now that I think about it, but both are an equal level of good imo

Doesn't it happen to them that they want to give their opinion about a ship but they don't do it because no one asked them?

and since I want to waste my time..

here I ask you

WHAT IS YOUR OPINION (NEGATIVE OR GOOD)

OF THESE SHIPS:

1) DOGDAY X CATNAP

2) BUBBA X BOBBY

3) BOBBY X HOPPY

4) CATNAP X HOPPY

5) HOPPY X KICKENCHIKEN

6) BUBBA X KICKENCHIKEN

7) BOBBY X CATNAP

8) PICKYPIGGY X CATNAP

9) PICKYPIGGY X BUBBA

It doesn't matter if it's negative or positive.

shout how much you love a ship or how much you hate a ship!!

#poppy playtime #smilingscritters #poppy playtime chapter 3 #catnap #dogday #bubba bubbaphant #bobby bearhug #picky piggy #hoppy hopscotch #kickinchicken

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masschase · 1 year ago

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you can answer now or later but i’d be interested to hear you rank all the games

Getting drunk, want to ask me anything?

Ok I'm not there yet, I've had 3.5 shots now and I only feel a little tipsy but I'm wary bc my mum made this stuff and gave it to me last year so the % is a mystery. It may suddenly hit me while writing.

Anyway, oh my god so really like this is so hard because I know I'm not supposed to like 4 but you all know I do 😆 but also I find it really hard to rank games? To me it's hard enough to rank which of all the games/series I like I like best(fwiw I mostly rotate around Borderlands, Binding of Isaac, The Sims if it counts and obviously SR but there are definitely others that are my favourites on some days) and then SR I see as a whole in a way because of the way I've written it! Not a cop-out I swear like genuinely ranking is something I really struggle with and then I wonder if that's weird?

I guess how much I enjoy just hopping on them and fucking about them it's like 4, 1&3 joint, 2(probably jusr bc I've not played it much), gooh. And then I say this and I'm like what do I actually do on sr4 on my switch at the moment? Usually dress Casey up, take screenshots, leave. Anyway if I was looking at how well written they are I'd probably concede to 1&2, 3, 4, GOOH bc like 1 and 2 are linked for me like here's the thing. (Also I'm sorry but GOOH is something where I've used some plot points but a lot have been removed from my hc over time but I really didn't play that much of it. I liked that there were musical numbers though and giving me the new planet ending ofc bc thats been handy. But acrually... what would I have come up with without that ending but still following 4? I'm super curious)

Anyway back to 1&2. There's some stuff the creators knew in 1, right? That isn't *in* 1 but they knew it? Right? I've said before my favourite story arc just in terms of writing is just the whole arc between Playa and Julius. Idk nowadays I wish there was more like that in the later games. I wish the narrative weaved throughout a lot better. When I was first playing though I wasn't as concerned, like I always said I wanted games with an interesting storyline but I wasn't too bothered with amazingly written.

Also at the same time I like weaving a story around what we are given. Obviously I was intent on writing a romance. But I do sometimes think about writing the whole thing, in my canon adjacent manner. Start to finish. I see these games all spanning a matter of months so there is a lot that goes on that we don't see. But then again I lose confidence in writing it bc I lose confidence in my own oc. It doesn't help that I characterise her differently on tumblr than my fanfic because I started off just wanting to do silly cartoons. Like I never thought art as such, I thought... accompany my writing with a visual, you know? I thought if I started with some little moments I could work up to telling the more serious and/or romantic shit later I guess? Shout out to my friends I rp with for helping me get back to that more tangible real person Casey bc I obviously do love her. In her own way. Even if I don't want to. Kind of like SR4.

Anyway to get back to thr point I was going to say, this will not surprise anyone but I haven't sunk a lot of time into the games. I finished 4 years ago and restarted on switch bc I traded in my 360 version ajd lost my XB1 version. I finished 1 years ago and I don't have it anymore because I used to work in a game shop and could borrow most pre-owned games for a month, i should re-buy it digitally. I semi-finished 3 and then went back and finished it this year. And I haven-T actually finished 2, although I've watched it all which I know is not the same. 🥲 so yeah. I'm a fail fan. My brain wants to create and create and create things for this series (ok maybe not in the last few weeks but its still been on my mind. Like a lot) but I'm genuinely sorry if they're lacking in substance sometimes because of all of this.

I was going to replay them all in order this summer but I didn't. I have maybe an hour or so a day when I can actually play whereas I can write or draw or rp with smol people around or on the bus to/from work. When I worked in the game shop that really sucked out my passion for games. I know it sounds silly bc I was selling them not playing them but it did do that. I think it was mostly just having a full time job that did it and some of it being gaming was coincidal. But hey at least I played SR1 for free right? 😆

BTW I constantly think about if I went the route of having my SR1 Playa I made be the actual Playa, maybe sr2 Boss too and then Casey take over later and be the original age I guess I would've seen for her? Idk that would have been interesting. Don't think I don't love working it all into one too though! You know I have such a soft spot for baby Casey 😭 in fact of the in-game you've seen her the most. I mean think about it, most of my content is post-sr4 not during. Actually a lot of it is gap filling in general. It's something I like, obviously.

Just to go back to like... the shifting hcs thing. It's not super evident but a lot has changed since I wrote my fanfic. I'm not going to go crazy main universe, I'll save that for AUs. But there are a few things I've tweaked in the back of my mind because I've let go of canon a little. I used to be glued to canon, now we're in an intricate little dance. Anyway this is long enough already. I sort of answered. It may seem like a spineless dodging the point way. But I've said on numerous occasions my hcs change regularly, and the same is true here tbh. Its very mood dependant, what I want to play.

But if nothing else interesting comes from this I AM PURCHASING SR1. POSSIBLY RIGHT NOW. IT'S BEEN YEARS. I WANT TO PLAY IT AGAIN. :D

BTW I'm sure a little while ago I noticed Dex says "aight" but his subtitles say "alright" whereas Troy says "alright" but his subtitles say "aight"? Like if it was just one of them fair could just be the difference between writing and speaking but I think they're flipped? Anyone know what I'm on about?

#think i'll buy it now and play it tomorrow #shall i make an approximation of casey on it?#we shall see #saints row #thanks for the ask!#still don't feel particularly drunk just hungry #I'll fix anything that needs fixing tomorrow :)

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kingkatsuki · 2 years ago

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Somnophilia | Kirishima Eijirou x Reader

𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐧𝐨��𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚 - 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐲 𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐞, 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠.

Kinktober masterlist.

I just noticed I did somno with Kirishima last year too LOL. I’m too predictable🥲

Summary: Kirishima promised you a night full of fun after he accepts an award at the annual hero gala. Unfortunately his friends introduce him to the free bar before you can get him back to your hotel room and things don’t quite go to plan.

Pairing: Kirishima Eijirou x f!reader.

Warnings: 18+, pwp, somnophilia, dubcon to be safe (Kirishima is drunk but even though consent isn’t explicitly stated its apparent), intoxication, dry humping, blowjob, creampie, again no proofread sorry!

Word Count: 2.4k.

“Eijirou,” You whined as you watched your boyfriend's eyes begin to flutter.

All evening the hulking Pro-Hero had been whispering promises into your ear about what he would do to you once you both got back to the hotel, in this very bed. The gala you’d both attended was out of town and it gave you the illusion of being on vacation with the number 8 Hero, a luxury neither of you had been able to indulge in for the last few months as work had been hectic. His PR team had him taking any and every interview or public display to try and push him up the rankings, meaning he'd been spending far less time with you at home. It didn’t matter that Kirishima was more than happy to be inside the top 10, it was a constant drive from them that had him coming home exhausted. Barely enough time to kiss you and reheat the dinner you’d cooked for him before he was collapsing into bed.

So this? This was a dream. Watching your boyfriend button his tight dress shirt through the vanity mirror as you applied your lipstick you were more than excited about how the evening would end.

His large palms gripping your waist as you bent over to slide on your heels, pressing his chub into the curve of your ass so you could feel exactly what you were doing to him as you gave him a small smile, the heels giving you a new height advantage as you wrapped a hand around the back of his neck to press a gentle kiss to his lips.

“Later,” You laughed, “Or we’ll miss the whole gala.”

“Is that really such a bad thing?” His fingers were already toying with the zip at the back of your dress, ruby eyes filled with lust as he kept you tight against his body, “It’s been ages.”

“Oh, my vibrator and I know.” You gave him a pointed look as you reached a hand up to wipe some of the lipstick transfer off from his lips.

“Don’t put that image in my head,” He groaned, burying his face in your neck as he throbbed beneath his slacks, “‘m gonna have to spend this entire thing hard as a rock.”

“Well, that is pretty much your quirk.” You teased back, sneaking your hand around his body to shamelessly grope his ass, “We’ll show our faces and leave once the awards have been handed out, yeah?”

Kirishima nodded eagerly as he took your hand in his, pressing a temperate kiss to the top of it as he smiled down at you.

“You ready?” He mumbled softly.

“Yeah, let’s go.” You smiled, squeezing his hand as he began to lead you from the hotel room towards the car waiting downstairs.

“I don’t know how I’m supposed to keep my hands off you all night, you look gorgeous.” He groaned as he watched your ass sway in the dress you were wearing.

But of course, that was hours ago.

“Eijirou, you promised.” You’d both managed to make it down to your underwear before your boyfriend had succumbed to slumber, your lipstick smeared across his face from the intense make-out session that he’d been engaged in seconds earlier. His soft snores were the only sound filling the room as you tried to stir him.

His hard cock bulged against his underwear, a large dark stain soaking the fabric to show how needy he’d been for you all evening. You splayed your hands against his chest as you rocked your hips against him, gasping softly as you gave your clit some much-needed friction.

You knew that once Kirishima received his award that he wouldn’t be coming home sober. He’d been so careful not to drink too much all evening, waving off the people handing out the champagne with a sweet smile as he sipped his glass of water. His hand squeezed your hip all evening as he whispered promises of exactly what he was going to do to you once you got back to the room. His words had a warm fire burning in your belly the entire evening, squeezing your thighs together to try and give yourself some sweet relief as you chatted animatedly to your friends.

But the moment he walked off the stage with the extravagant trophy and Cellophane and Chargebolt offered him a glass of champagne you knew that this wouldn’t bode well. After all the awards were given out you found your boyfriend propped against the free bar, empty shot glasses surrounding him and his friends as you tried to coax him back to the hotel. Giving him your best fluttering lashes as he shamelessly grabbed your ass, exclaiming to his friends that he had to leave now.

“I’m going to have sex with my beautiful girlfriend!” He held his trophy with one hand and slumped some of his weight against you as he slung his other arm over your shoulders. The admission was met with whoops and hollers from his friends as you led him from the building, trying not to buckle beneath him as you staggered in your heels.

“Ugh, fuck Kaminari and Sero.” You groaned, your nipples pebbling under the cool air conditioning in the plush hotel room as you watched your boyfriend's chest gently rise and fall. It was difficult not to admit he looked peaceful and serene, his lips parted gently as his lashes tickled his cheeks. But you were uncaring if he woke up, in fact, you wished he would. Hitting his chest to try and rouse him to no avail, the hulking man near comatose as you continued to shamelessly roll your hips above him. You were horny and desperate for him, and it was all his fault. You'd been anticipating this moment all evening so your panties were soaked through and stuck to your skin, leaving another dark stain against Kirishima’s underwear to mix with the one he’d left.

“Eij-” You cooed, grinding yourself against his crotch as you focused on your clit. Sending jolts of pleasure throughout your abdomen as you let out a soft whine, “Baby, please.”

You slapped one of his pecs to try and rouse him, knowing it was futile. Your boyfriend slept like a rock sober, so there was no way that you’d be able to wake him drunk. You’d spent so much time trapped beneath his heavy frame when he’d fallen asleep on top of you, pouty and desperate to pee whenever he’d wake up with a bashful grin on his face.

You moved to slip your fingers beneath the hem of his boxers, brushing through the messy black trail of hair that disappeared beneath the fabric. You watched the way his chest concaved as though he was fully awake and present, feeling every slight touch as you moved lower. Pulling the material down to free his thick cock, the heavy weight of it lay flat against the meat of his thigh as you licked your lips at the sight. A thick bead of pre dribbled from the tip and trickled down onto his leg, leaving silvery lines against his skin as the angry bulging veins made him appear even bigger than usual. It was clear he was just as pent up as you were, his balls heavy with his seed as you wrapped your fingers around his girth. Your clit throbbed at the sight as you shimmied down his thighs, legs spread wide on either side of them as you leaned down to swipe your tongue against his leaking slit.

A soft groan left Kirishima’s lips and you had to look up to see whether he was still asleep because his entire body shifted. Smirking as you repeated the motion, tasting him on the flat of your tongue as you took his tip inside your mouth.

You set a languid pace as your tongue stroked along one of the prominent veins forking along the underside of his cock, bobbing your head as the tip hit the back of your throat. Your hand pumping the parts of him that you couldn’t fit inside your mouth, drool spilling out of your throat as it dribbled down his length. You were tempted to grab your cell phone to record what you were doing so Kirishima could see exactly what he missed out on when he woke up, but you were so pent up you didn’t want to move. Desperate to get yourself off with your boyfriend's cock for once instead of using your fingers and the toys he’d purchased for you.

You pulled back from his cock with a ‘pop’ as you slid your fingers between your thighs, pulling your panties to the side to glide your fingers through your messy folds. Kirishima would always spend a great deal of time prepping you for his cock, whispering to you sweetly that he didn’t want to hurt you and that he could split you in two. But this time you wanted to feel the ache of him sliding inside your wet heat, it had been far too long and you knew you were wet enough. Shimmying your hips up you held the girth of his cock steady as you felt the tip of him nudge your clit. Letting out a shameless moan as you repeated the motion, before leaning forward. The engorged head now pressed against your tight entrance, coated in your essence as you began to sink down onto him. Feeling the familiar burn of the stretch as you took more of him inside your wet heat.

“Fuck, Eij-” You whined, throwing your head back in pleasure as your walls throbbed around him, bouncing softly on top of him to try and stretch yourself out to take more of him inside you. Your lips parted in a constant moan as you felt him brushing against every inch of you perfectly, “Feels so good.”

There was nothing that could compare to the feeling of your boyfriend buried deep inside you, no toys or your hands could ever match the feeling of him balls deep. Your hands splayed against his chest to steady yourself as your walls throbbed around his cock, giving yourself a moment to adjust to his size before you set a steady pace.

The alcohol in your system made it difficult to lift yourself up off his length as you rolled your hips against him, grinding down on his lap as the messy hairs at the base of his cock gave your clit some delicious friction. Biting down on your bottom lip as you used Kirishima for your own pleasure, your tits bouncing with each roll of your hips as you looked down at your sleeping boyfriend's face. Wishing that he was awake and staring up at you with absolute adoration as he lifted you up and down on his lap like he usually would. A sheer display of his strength as you leaned forward. Pressing your chest against his as you buried your face in his neck, breathing in his scent as you continued your messy pace.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck.” You mumbled, shamelessly focusing your movements against your puffy clit as your walls throbbed around his thick cock. Biting down on Kirishima’s pulse point as you salved your tongue against it, feeling yourself dancing on the cusp of your climax.

“Eijirou,” You gasped, feeling yourself succumb to pleasure as you came undone. Your walls clamped down around his length as you began to shake above him, your breath fanning against his skin as you continued to messily rut your hips against him, riding out your orgasm.

Kirishima was still painfully hard inside you as you came down from your high, feeling lethargic as you were beginning to let the call of slumber take over. Settling yourself on Kirishima’s chest as the steady rise and fall of his breathing coaxed you to sleep.

But you felt his large palms reach up to grip your ass, squeezing softly as he groaned softly beneath you, catching you by surprise.

“What’s all this?” He mumbled, squeezing softly, “You little minx.”

“You fell asleep,” You whispered, already feeling the call of sleep taking over, “Not my fault.”

“Mmm,” He grumbled, one of his hands moving lower to feel the bottom of his cock slick with your release as it disappeared inside your tight cunt, fingers pressing against where your bodies were connected as you exhaled softly, “‘m sorry I fell asleep, baby.”

You gasped as he shifted his hips beneath you, still painfully hard buried inside your warmth. His hands were set on your ass as his fingertips dug into the plush skin, moving you on top of him with ease as he gave a few cants of his hips. Feeling your walls clamping down around him in the aftershocks of your climax as he buried himself deep inside your wet, warm cunt.

“I missed this,” He grumbled, his grip tightening as he bounced you on his cock, “I don’t think I can last-”

“It’s been too long,” You whined, unbothered you’d left a mess of lipstick against the column of his neck as he continued his pace.

“I know, baby. I know,” He cooed gently, “Gonna make it up to you, I promise.”

You could already feel another climax approaching, your toes curling as you felt the pleasure brewing in your abdomen. The coil inside you was desperately close to snapping as Kirishima did all the work, lifting you up and down on his cock as he felt you begin to clamp down around his cock.

“Come on, princess. Cum for me, please?” He asked so sweetly it had your body quivering as you let yourself go, squeezing his cock as you came undone with a cry of his name. Your thighs shook from the intensity of your climax as Kirishima gave a few more messy ruts of his hips, cumming inside you with a grunt as he painted your walls white with his seed.

“Holy shit,” He groaned, wrapping his arms tight around your waist to stop you from sliding off him as he kept his softening cock buried deep inside you, leaving you plugged with his release.

You could both already feel the call of slumber lulling you both back to sleep as his breathing began to shallow.

“Eijirou, I gotta take my makeup off and clean up.” You whined, knowing that the moment you’d shift positions in your sleep that the mixture of your combined release would end up all over the sheets. Your lipstick and foundation were already a mess against his pillowcase, as you tried to shift out of his grip.

“Later, baby. Later.” He mumbled incoherently, “Sleep first-”

And you knew there was no way you could get out of your tired boyfriend's grip as you settled against his chest, allowing the soft rumble of his snoring to lull you to sleep.

#Kirishima x reader #Kirishima smut #Kirishima Eijirou x reader #Kirishima Eijirou smut #Bnha x reader #mha x reader #mha smut #Bnha smut #kinktober #kinktober 2022 #flashing lights

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letsbehonestjootnes · 2 years ago

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No one asked, but I’m going to rank NCT DREAM 3rd Album “ISTJ”

1. Blue Wave

Oh boy! They weren’t lying when they said this song sounds like summer! The instrumental is so good, the flute and the whistle really make this song amazing! 10/10

2. Starry Night

Another song that got me thanks to its instrumental, it feels perfectly for a summer night! I really enjoyed it specially because it sounds so similar to Red Velvet’s “LP”, and idk why also to Chung Ha’s LEMON! 🤔

3. ISTJ

I was really unsure about this comeback, cause I didn’t want to get my hopes high like with GLITCH MODE, and I haven’t enjoyed SM’s latest title tracks! Shalala, Hard and Cream Soda disappointed me so bad! So ISTJ really surprised me, this time the instrumental was well executed by the producers! It still has the NEO sound but is enjoyable! The song and the bridge are actually good this time!! And something about the instrumental being similar to Jersey Shore’s intro it’s hitting me on the nostalgia! 🥲

4. SOS

Once again a song that captivated me thanks to Renjun’s part “I Go Round and Round like a Merry-Go” 🔥🔥🔥 this song is part of all these spicy songs like 119, stronger, countdown (3, 2, 1), fire alarm, I also feel like this song has something to do with “Fire Alarm”

5. Broken Melodies

It was a pretty good decision to choose this song has a pre-release, everything about it, is good, the lyrics, instrumental and MV!

6. Poison

Now that we can listen to the full song! 🔥🔥 I really like Jaemin’s part at the end! A pretty good song!

7. YogurtShake

Not a better way to start a song than with Renjun! The opening of the song with the instrumental combined with Renjun’s voice just hits different! I love it!

8. Pretzel

I have to admit I don’t really like the part we’re they repeat “Pretzel” it’s kinda annoying, but the bridge it’s pretty good! 🔥🔥 I really like the change of music and vocals, really good!

9. Like We Just Met

It annoys me that this song was the one all of them participated on the writing and I just can’t come to like it! 😭 don’t get me wrong, the song it’s good! But I’m not a big fan of slow “love songs”, it would be good for an sciatic stage performance.

10. Skateboard

No much to say about this song, I kinda like it (?) but it reminds me a lot to BUNGEE, I don’t know why! and I don’t like that song 🙃

#istj #nct #kpop #nct dream #s: blue wave #kmusic #ranking #a: istj #audio

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here2bbtstrash · 2 years ago

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your votes are in! part 2 survey results ✨

i asked, and y'all answered!!! 👀

as mentioned a few times before, the survey is not closed - i won't update it with new works moving forward, but i will keep an eye on it if anyone decides to run back and add votes! so please don't feel like it's too late, esp if you're new and still catching up on the porn (there is A LOT of porn. pls take your time and stay hydrated okay 😵‍💫)

but since it's been about a week, and new votes have slowed down, i thought it'd be fun to do a reveal of the top 10 results as things currently stand! sticking them below the cut - join me, won't you? 🍷

at #10, with 40 votes, we have... moving day! i was honestly surprised to see this one crack the top 10, but i should know better than to underestimate the yoongi hoes at this point. y'all love your delusional long-haired boyfie content, and who am i to deny you that??

at #9 (my lucky number 👀), with 42 votes, we have... it's sweet! shocked to see a fluff fic crack the top 10 honestly, but let's be real, the taehyung hoes are THIRSTY (anyone who follows jai already knows this 😂) - i promise i'll write more for y'all soon, and that the next one will actually feature smut!!!

at #8, with 43 votes, we have... park and ride! (and technically also its sequel, five minutes!) y'all really said give us a part three mother 😭 and jokes on you because i have an idea for a part three *and* a part four for these two. you'll never be free of them lmao!!

at #7, with 45 votes, we have... the spins! i'm happy to see this one here!! i love this couple and i've wanted to do a sequel for them for AGES, though i swear my idea for what i actually want to do changes every few months 😂 guess i gotta decide on one!!!

at #6, with 51 votes, we have... sunday! idk why i didn't expect this one to rank omg!! i don't feel like i write jin particularly well, and i especially thought that level of BDSM would be too much for some 🙈 but i have learned y'all are freaks who like crying during sex.... huh...... DULY NOTED 👀📝

halfway there, time for the big hitters! at #5, with 54 votes, we have... party on you! ahhhhh this one makes me happy to see 🥲 forever AMAZED and ECSTATIC that my most popular fic on this blog is a hoseok fic!!! i want to write a million billion more hobi things this year, and i will certainly see what i can do about circling back to these two cuties. at the very least there shall be more ass-eating in 2023!! 🎉🍑

at #4, with 58 votes, we have... deep end! joon hoes with TWO appearances on the board, we love to see it 👏 i loooove that y'all are down not only for period smut, but for some of the risks i took with using more flowery/poetic language in this one! i had so much fun trying something new, i'd love to revisit this couple and that writing style again!!

at #3, with 59 votes, we have... two in one! y'all. no. i'm shook. wig FLEW, wig in the STRATOSPHERE. say WHAT?!?!?! the first fic i ever posted on this blog, my most self-indulgent work (actually it might not be the Most lmfao but it's UP THERE) - i'm. NUMBER THREE?!?!??! okayokayokay 👀 i see y'all 👀 we're gonna have a verrrrry fun jihope month next month aren't we?!?! 😈

at #2, with 65 votes, we have... the shape of your body! oh man 🥺 i'm almost, like, emotional to see this one rank so high. this fic is so so personal and dear to me, and was a BIG leap for my writing in a lot of ways. the fact that the response has been so overwhelmingly positive, and that so many of y'all read all 24,000 words of that fic and said you want MORE. i can never put into words how much that means to me 🙇‍♀️ it's hard for me to think of a whole plot for a sequel - bc i wrote so damn much already 😂 but lemme see what i can do to at least cook up a drabble or two (if you have ideas, keep 'em in your back pocket for jihope month 👀)

and finally... at #1... with 70 votes... no one is surprised 😂 - it's drip! ahhhhh squirt god min yoongi. we meet again. i will never live this fic down lmfaoooo. and funny... doesn't he have a birthday coming up soon? i could've sworn... 👀💦💦💦

alright besties!!! i'd love to know your thoughts!!! any surprises? any you're happy to see?? anything that didn't make the list that you're about to get out the torches and pitchforks over??? i wanna hear it all, so drop me a comment or an ask and let me knoooow!! 🎤💜

(for me, it's babygirl missing out on the top 10 by two votes... but it's fine i'm fine... 😭)

also can i just say - look at y'all, getting ALL OF OT7 ON THE BOARD??? we fucking love to see it!!! equal opportunists on this blog! yaaaaaaas porn for everybody!!! 👏👏👏

#mposting #i honestly had so much fun with this 😂#and to anyone who added a sweet comment with their vote: thank u 🥺#i see them and scroll through them like.... daily #SO SO encouraging and kind of you all omg 💜

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metalmusingmoments · 2 years ago

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Could you make a part two of the Ex-Decepticon reader x Bayverse Optimus? I love what you wrote for the original request and would love to read more about it

A couple of you have asked and it got away from me and it’s 2am 🥲 couple of little G1 references in there 👩🏻‍🍳 😘

She still hadn’t said thank you to Prime and there was no way in the Pit she was going to say sorry for her behavior. Even if she knew she was in the wrong. Not that she didn’t have 7 different opportunities to do so. Each one she had either ran or stood in the background frozen. And on one miserable occasion had almost knocked him clean off his pedes chasing after Sideswipe. She didn’t say sorry then either, consumed by the red haze of her own irritation.

Now she was with Bumblebee and the goofy looking red twin who’s name she couldn’t remember hiding behind a rock getting shot at by her former “friends”. Separated from the rest of the group. A terrible way to start a new cycle really.

A series of irritated beeps pulled her from her thoughts as rock continuously rained down on them.

“Give me another click, they still need to cool before I can go another round.” She said waving her hand around.

“That’s what she said!” the ugly looking minibot cackled and with a grunt she elbowed him hard enough to shove him out of the way from a rock bigger then himself collapsing on him.

“You go for Barricade. Aim for his left side, we didn’t have the resources to heal a bad hit he took a couple of years back. It still bugs him. I’ll take Starscream” A wary beep was her answer.

“He’s a cocky glitch who thinks just because he’s pretty and can fly he has the upper hand” charging up her guns she gave him a grin “but so am I”.

“You can fly!?!” The red one squaked in alarm.

“No” she said placing her hand on his head gently “Just pretty” then shifted her hand quickly grabbing him by the neck and launching him over their shelter. Quickly she followed his screams into battle as Bumblebee tailed after her.

It wasn’t hard to find Starscream or hear him rather. Screaming at her from a distance calling her all lovely sorts of names. Traitor ringing out the loudest. Shooting out a grappling hook she clipped his wing and gave a sharp tug yanking him out of the sky. He was always easier to fight when he was on ground.

Wasting no time she rushed toward the tree line where he had fallen guns glowing hot.

………….

Maybe she wasn’t just pretty, or she wasn’t going to be anymore if this kept going the way that it was. Self-confidence and a little wishful thinking had gotten her here and now she was mulling over some life decisions as Starscream monologued all her wrongs.

She had left the Decepticons because she saw that their violence would have no end. It had become erratic since Megatron’s death. Gone was the fragile order he held in place through fear and in its place backstabbing sabotage among the ranks. Starscream declared himself leader, Soundwave refused to work with anyone but the dead con, and somewhere in the darkness Shockwave was plotting. She just wanted to go home. Even if it was just a husk of what it had been when she was young.

“-and if it wasn’t for me pulling you from the wreckage you would be dead!! Left to rust in the remains of your home” He screeched

With a groan she tried to rise back up to her full height. “That was Skyfire who pulled me out you glitch.” she spat “Remember him?”

His optics flared red and with an angry shout he shot forward.

Impact was eminent and she stood her ground staring Starscream down; too tired to really make a move. But instead of a blow to the front of her chassis it came from her left side and knocked her clean out.

…….

Darkness and pain were no stranger to her but she could safely say she would rather take a shot to the chassis then to be run over by Optimus Prime ever again. She ached from her helm to her pedes and her side felt like it was pulsing.

As Prime had told it; Starscream had blown the entire forest into nothing and somehow they had ended up underground in an air pocket buried under the chaos awaiting evac.

Sitting there she felt less than useless as Prime fiddled with the channels to get a better connection.

Twisting back and forth she huffed but could find no angle or position that brought relief. Blue optics side eyeing her in her annoyance.

“Stop. You will make the bleeding worse” his baritone voice echoed in the small space. “Ratchet will arrive and tend to your wounds as soon as they are in range of our location” she could hear a tinge of frustration in his voice.

More huffing and a little more twisting she threw herself down onto her “good” side and laid her helm in the dirt staring at his pedes.

Closing her optics she listened to the sound of static until she jolted awake. Optimus had her by the shoulder and was kneeling down in front of her.

“You must remain conscious. You have lost too much Energon” he was pulling her upright but the motion made her feel nauseous. She weakly tried to bat his servo away but he caught it.

“Y/N”

She was doing her best to stay online. But her optics couldn’t focus and another shake brought her head lolling back against the wall.

She had never really been this close to him face to face but the more she looked she decided that she preferred the shade of blue his optics were over the blue of his paint.

“Thank you” she muttered turning her helm away.A silence followed.

“There is no need for thanks. I would not let you come to harm if it is in my power.”

What a change from the Decepticon quid pro quo. But now she felt even more like a fool and let out a chuckle and voiced it.

“Now I really feel like a piece of slag” she smiled at him fully. Let the Energon loss talk she thought “I meant for the hanger incident awhile back. I should have said thank you then. You didn’t have to help or maybe you did because of the humans but you helped me and you didn’t have to or you did have to…” she was rambling now and her thoughts became jumbled, so she stuttered on. “I’ve probably should have said thank you a thousand times over to your team and especially you but…” she couldn’t. It wasn’t in her nature but she was trying and Optimus must have seen it because she thought she felt the sensation of him squeezing her servo in his.

“You’re a welcome Y/N” he said with a quite smile and that intense stare.

Looking away again she made a humming sound.

“I’m tired” she said quietly with dimmed optics. The meaning was not lost on either of them. His servo tightened again.

“As am I, but we can not rest. Not yet.” He shifted to sit next to you shoulder to shoulder. “Would you like to hear a story?”

“Depends on what kind of story…” she mused.

“A story from my time in the hall of records” he said with a bit of pride.

“I thought I was supposed to stay awake?”She couldn’t help but let out a snort leaning into his shoulder.

“Perhaps a different one then…” he said looking down at her.

“Nah… tell me about your books and just nudge me if I start to power down.”

“If i am going to bore you to the point of offlining-“

“It’s not that” she yawned “it’s your voice. It’s soothing and could put anyone to sleep if you talked to long in that tone of yours” she would slap herself after they got out of this dirt hole and blame her loose glossia on the Energon loss.

A quite settled over them both before Optimus broke it.

“Very well” he chuckled and began his story.

And if she wasn’t in the state she was in she would say with almost 95% certainty he had just made his voice sound a little deeper.

#transformers #bayverse #optimus prime #asks

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rozcdust · 2 years ago

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Hello, I am bored and my irl bestie already knows this story cus we went to the same school and shared the same class for 3 yrs straight, so imma rant to my free therapist

so u remember my high school right (flashback to the horror nun story). Now lemme tell u how this high school is elite, like always top 10 in the entire city since its formation kinda elite yk, so its really academically demanding and they care a lot about their ranking, more than they do their students mental health.

now imagine 12th grade girls on their last year of hs being given mountains of tasks and exams. Like we had papers with a minimum of 12 pages and guiding teachers who would ghost and leave us on read whenever we ask for counselling, we had practical exams where the teachers werent prepared so everytime we asked for the written criteria they have nothing to give and we end up being given more criterias near the deadline and those criterias would sometimes force us to redo half of the project, we still had daily exams and homeworks and the teachers would still have the audacity to say they're lacking things to grade like wtf, and of course we cant forget the national exams that would determine how pretty our diploma would be, that we also skydived into with 0 preparations bcus there just wasnt any time (i mean this literally, like we only had a few days after the disastrous practical exams before the per-national exams and the national exams immediately after, not a single day of break).

so imagine how it must feel after doing that paper, practical exams, final semester exam, daily exams, daily homeworks, additional exams and hws, and finally the goddamn national exam, and the school still had the audacity to say 'if we rely on ur national exam scores, ur grades will plummet so we will give u final exams. onsite so u dont cheat' LIKE MF THIS IS UR FUCKING FAULT U MADE US DO USELESS EXAMS AND ASSIGNMENTS AND WE HAD NO TIME TO STUDY OR PREPARE

so after a riot where we forced our parents to get involved (lemme say its probably the first time in their 160 yrs of existing that the parents actually went down and complained the school were being too much bcus these ppl were the same that put their daughters into this school bcus 'it's good n will make you adapted to stress n heavy workload') the school decided to cut down from 14 final exams to 4 (we have different categories here, like obligatory subject which all hs major have, major-focused subject only for the major, and cross major subject). the final exams are the major focused subjects

and these teachers looked at their girls, their tired stressed and 'idgaf anymore im doing this exam preparation what they gonna do? fail me? hah! they wont fail me since last graders graduation rate is spread nationwide and they dont wanna tarnish their precious reputation' (actual mindset here)

anyways the girls were stressed. STRESSED.

and the school taught

"these kids need blood"

so we were given blood supplements the starting morning of our final exams

did we loudly brag to any passing teacher that we didnt study and dont care if we fail? tbf most of the teachers looked done with us too. its just the antique ones that insisted we need more workload and stress

HELLO MY LOVE i am so sorry it took me so long to get to answering this, exams killed me and i truly had no time :((

yes i remember the cursed FUCKING nun that one left some nightmare 🥲

okay i am familiar with those typa schools/teachers and tbh fUCK THOSE SO HARD WHAT THE HELL DID THEY LEGIT TORTURE YOU WHAT-

babe- what the- 🤠 EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCCK????

good on the parents for coming down bc that is like. actually not fucking okay wtf

sorry, BLOOD???

B L O O D????

hell yeah you should loudly complain. fucking assholes wtf

fuck school. legit. like. E W

#💮deiasks #a #moot: astropheia ♪#i am so sorry viv my love what the hell

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perceremade · 2 years ago

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hi perce... showing u the beautifuls ^ i hope ur day is going okay.uhmm if u want could u tell me ur favorite mugi card and why🫂

(⌒‿⌒) hi my dear it's so nice to see you and the sweeties too, I knew you had the power to get jime! Hi to sora too. I love you sora. I really do love almost all his cards, so it's a bit hard..

Not my absolute favorite in the world but I love his pleiades night unbloomed, with the quote "It's the truth, that I have defects as a human" .. its my all time favorite or 2nd favorite unbloomed tsumu for sure, his expression is perfect. it makes me feel something. On a lighter note I got I his gondola card and the unbloomed.. well, he's wet. But the bloomed. It's so perfect! the colors are so lovely and his smile is so bright and his little bow and ponytail is to die for 😭🙏 perfect cute tsumugi!

white easter is a classic. It's his first 5 star card and it's perfect. You can feel his kind aura. His hair looks amazing in both and his face is so gentle and the hues are different in the bloomed and unbloomed they're both so yummy. the pinks and purples are perfect for perce. He had the privilege of not being there when es first came out which means he didn't get many ugly cards. Also he's literally bunny?

People often say !! era art style doesn't have that spark to them, which is true, however, they definitely did do good sometimes! I love his feature scout so much it's perfect! He looks so elegant and happy, and his outfit is so reminiscent of ex-fine in a way due to that elegance, and the ponytail returns 🥲 which i've noticed depending on the angle makes him look like he has short hair in mvs. the unbloomed is so precious too even if it.. is a bit.. um.. if he is trying to seduce men or women it wont work on me. Also, I love his tri-lights card! I liked that event, and the contrast between the bloomed and unbloomed is perfect to show that fundamentally he is just as cute as always but also growing more confident at the same time! The context and the scene the unbloomed cg is used in is so good too. He's trying to iceskate with Madara.. ah.. and the hand holding is cute.. also, his tummy is out. The artists did good with both of these I love them so much.

Of course I cant simply not mention his bibliophile card! He got 2 cute hairstyles on the same card? It's too precious! I like the angle used too but I wouldn't say it's my number 1. probably in top 5 though. I like Books and a Circle of People more than this one

his next door card I used to hate it the bloomed but it's grown on me but his unbloomed is to die for its one of my favorites of all time ever from both eras. it's so cute it physically weakens me

If I had to pick just one I just wouldn't these are all my favorites.. they're basically in order but i keep not being able to decide where id put his gondola card and pleiades night unbloomed in a ranking

#email #Thank you for this. If I got into 4 stars and 3 stars I'd be here all day. So I hope you don't mind that I kept it to 5 stars.#Sorry for late reply I started typing this the second I got it #espost

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