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Idk why Larian couldn't just like make the patch updates just be solely bug fixes and engine stability for minimum specs and instead save content updates to a standalone expansion for bg3. Or at least handed it off to a studio who wants to do that format (since Larian ceo is determined to move on from bg3 but prob can't since bg3 is literally printing money for the studio).
I would rather wait them or any other studio who take it out of Larians hands to make the standalone expansion for bg3 a few years for them rather than release deeply uneven narratives updates with just tidbits of updates and corrections like it's still in EA.
#nerozane rants#i know why they dont do standalone expansions anymore#its capitalism baby#bg3 critical#man im still so irked with the patch notes being blase of 150GB of bloat for essentially not an expansion#also it would literally take into heed feedback for lack of Wyll content and put it into the expansion
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Being a mentally ill adult is just, am I exhausted because my mental health is about to fuck me over again, or because I work 40+ hours a week for an evil corporation?
#personal#lmao#its capitalism baby#could be both#except i dont feel any telltale signs of the demons??
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Jingles a little bell in front of you to convince you to do tasks.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jin ling#wei wuxian#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#A-qing#Not tagging XXC its too mean#Season 2 is underway! This episode has so much going on but it's a great season start#I adore how the juniors bicker in the opening scene....especially jin ling#I know there's more to him wanting to help out than just the jingle jangle of the clarity bell but also#from the outside it really does look like wwx jingled a little bell in front of him and made him go from 'not helping' to 'fine I'll help'#I also have failed to capitalize on the fact little jin ling has a bell on him. It has meaning and emotional weight. However.#JC really said: 'this little boy keeps getting underfoot and lost in crowds. I'll put a bell on him'.#Its stated that *all* the yunmeng jiang disciples had a clarity bell. Which is 1) funny to think they all wander off at times 2) owwww#Also extra 'Owww' the audio drama adds with this scene is the weight on how wwx never got to give baby JL the bell he carved as a gift#That little bell can hold so much significance to so many aspects of these character's lives.#'Clarity' as an adjective here is also pulling some fun weight. JL slowly coming to truly see myx/wwx as someone more than the rumours#have made him out to be. Teen discovers that you should make your own decisions about someone! Good for him!#JL is a great character and I like him more than my silly little comic design implies.
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unspoken dispute to settle
#beedoodles#my ocs#new guy#goopy#its not that new guy wants to obey the law or a liscence it just thinks you are incapable of killing anyone unless#you possess something she found on a sketchy ad hey ordered from YEARS ago. convinced the liscence is out there.#and feels as though the mailman is onto it and Will not deliver it intentionally to foil zer plans#side note new guy also thinks every mailman in the world is the same person and theyre just REALLY good at changing appearances#because xey move around from town to town constantly#they never see the same one#beef from the very beginning .#i imagine little baby guy asking santa for a functional aeroplane and thinking the mailman had intervened in a kindof imaginary scenario#that The Mailman (singular ever changing entity) was at war with Santa and holding gifts hostage#used to be a delivery elf but rebelled and started the world wide postal service in opposition to the Big Jolly Corporation#now dismantling capitalism is a wonderful thing but in a 5 to 8 year olds brain the main focus of the dispute was the bad guy was the one#who made it so Aeroplane present didnt happen#keep in mind this is all imaginary scenario in baby guys head#you know i could embelish on this imaginary scenrio too if i wanted to because you know i love concepts and ideas and my for that fucks goo#as story ideas#you know they DO. im king of the imaginary lanscape of Cartoons and Comics not yet past the fetal stage of rumination#fuck with me#FUCK with me entirely#clenches my fist. looks off into a beautiful sunset. stews about it
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garak is the Go nuts show nuts (to a point) parent and bashir is the Judgmental look Well I wouldn't do that... parent. Keiko and Miles have a very similar dynamic. Molly and Iskra bond over it
#miles has a crisis when molly comes home from college with a TATTOO and SHORT HAIR (its literally chin length bro)#keikos like omg... we should get matching family tats...#meanwhile iskra getting home at 4 am after a night of wild capital partying on her school break#julian sitting in an ominous pool of overhead light in the otherwise dark kitchen. waiting for her.#but garaks like ah! youth. at her age I was killing people. let her dance. theres not been enough dancing on cardassia these days#molly and iskra are like distant cousinly friends but i think when idan goes to the academy he becomes baby brother 2#molly is a happy successful xenomacrobiologist but she spends time on earth inbetween missions#dee s 9#garashir adoption au
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HOT GIRL, POP GIRL, RICH GIRL, I'M A BITCH GIRL, FAST GIRL, CATCH ME IF YOU CAN GIRL, YOU A SWERVE GIRL, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, GIRL? YOU JUST WANNA BE ME.
#all capitals but like those weird creepy techsoul posts not like im shouting#projecting my voice like the threatening roadsigns#blah blah!#charli xcx#thank u sundrownsthehouse for making me listen to this song#is it obvious i read gatty like i breathe air#because i Do#unfortunately rpf has me in its grios#Grips* FUCK#cant twll if i like death grips or not#I LIKE 2 LIVE MY LIFE LUXURIOUS EATING CAVIAR TOAST BUTING OUT THE RITZ#HES GOT MY LEGS WIDE OUT LIKE BANANA SPLIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#george ill be a banana split 4 u any time u like any any any time at all#7am i am banana splitting however u want#2am i am banana split with chocolate sauce#5pm i am banana split with strawberries#baby u can pull up on the landing strip......................
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could you explain your cyber fantasy tag? how do you feel about technology and the internet in general
aaaaaahh the tag is multiple things!
but a majorly a mix of 1) an oc storyline - it deals w cybernetic technicolor!! ¿: & the act of Hunting Something, burying/obscuring yourself while simultaneously wanting to be the Headline. 2) anything that reminds me of the bleed btwn human reality & online graphics 3) expressions u can only create/do online! the internet as the Final 3rd Space 4) my gripes w the fact the future is reality :/ n i gotta navigate 5) aesthetics! tech 90/00s futurisms old graphics neat symbols
im a y2k baby Tech Knows Me i was 9 unsupervised on the family computer only knowing about #strangerdanger creating fake mes on livejournal ff.net deviantart just to connect w others that shared my interest!!
for the story my insp bases r paprika n 90s00s video girls i think i have a video girls tag (not my vgame tag). but essentially the woman being the nonhuman being the computer ! computer from man*woman from computer (*theres so many eggs in tech spaces lol)
i think my sister tag for cyber fantasy would be an open listless oh. web/degradation aesthetic that has no real structure & makes me melancholic rather than excited
also im mediating the fact i wanna read derivative shitty buzzfeed articles about technology about online fandom culture about online social movements but im the annoying uncultured 20smth. so the writer will have to be ME :(
ANYWAY i love this magazine logic(s) https://logicmag.io its woc led & all about tech!
tldr
the internet: fun sometimes. should be much better
modern technology: DO IT. PuLL IT. PULL THE TRIGGER.
#petrolstationprincess#*#the something in question in my stories is usually some type of gender/response/acknowledgement Lmao#jcole voice i havent read lose the time war but i think a lot#not sorry to be a hippie i WILL gripe at unnecessary technological advancements :(((( whered u get them semiconductors#how many babies in the drc died pulling coltan for those cheap ass walmart tvs nobody buys :(#u dont need a new game system every two years liberia has been ebbing under the water ever since firestone.#N why did africas redestabilization correlate w the 80-90s boom in home entertainment systems!!!#no ethical consumption under capitalism however it goes mfs when i say actually yeah pls lets never buy new tech again!!!#at the end of the day its like i made a cryptpad just to write shit i post on here on twitter on substack on my iphone notepad 😭#the only way to stop me writing is my death tho so thats what i love connection!! n the internet is the pinnacle-symbol of that to me#while also being the place i learned the most abt subjugation even beyond the racism sexism ablesim etc i recieve in my personal life#j cole voice again i dont read lacan but i think alot#symbol-signature i get mad when i see ridiculous discourse on the Ridiculous Discourse website. girl who is not coy: I Am COYYYYy I Am CO#its just so weird! being young enough to remember n be exactly when sayhername was created and old enough to already see it commandeered.#my politic at the end of the day revolves around how can i aid the Youth bc they are the Future#but i dislike the current Future that is peddled constantly!! to me & Them!!!#n e way the oc in my story is a 20X0s vixen. still debating on if she is actually Real or Not Real#hope this made sense. ik it didnt but i hope it did 🤓😭
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maybe this is a boomer take but i fucking hate the prioritization of mobile apps to the detriment of all other platforms. nothing has a website/desktop version anymore and if it does, like 70% of the time it's broken dogshit with a fraction of the functionality of the mobile app. like if you have multiple versions of your product why would you not maintain feature parity with your mobile app as much as possible!!!!! why do desktop apps just not fucking exist anymore!!!! why do i have to do literally everything on my phone!!!!!
#rambles#i *hate* doing shit on my phone when i have a computer available#the computer screen is bigger. i can do shit faster. i know more shortcuts. please god just let me use the computer#its to the point where ive investigated setting up an android emulator on my computer#but some of the apps id want to use on my computer dont have a clean way of syncing across devices so i gave up on that#this of course only exacerbates the 'everything has an app' problem of the modern era#modern technology represents unfathomable possibilities and could be making all of our lives infinitely easier#but under capitalism all i get is being forced to download an app to go literally fucking anywhere or do anything#half of which immediately pop up ai 'assistants' that are invariably dogshit#and all of which may as well be shooting a baby animal in the face with every question you ask for the sheer amount of energy they consume#we live in hell!!!!!!!!!
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Does Mayuri Kurotsuchi know that I would lovingly stare at him as he dissected me and be so brave about it and only try to grasp at him a couple times at most? I need him to know. He has to know I am insane for him.
#fuck off capitalism I’m about to be torn open by an egotistical brat dressed like a bug#the thing is Mayuri is fine with self-surgery as a means to say 'yes this is painful and yes you're still being a ridiculous baby about it'#if you start crying he's like 'look here. you see how well i'm handling this? you're squirming far too much during this procedure'#mad scientist version of a nurse pricking their finger too to show its not so bad#insane4insane dynamics only
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unfortunately i dont think parkour civilisation is that deep
#babys first metaphor for capitalism..#no i like pkcv and i think its got a good storyline but some people are reaching with how good it is lmao#guys..... theres not a woman in the series for 2 hours 40 minutes.... AND THEN SHE KILLS HERSELF#granted literally everyone kills themself but u know#maybe im missing a woman idk
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just finished a 12 page doc on my ocs relationship timeline!!! i need a job
#maybe i can put organizational skills on my resume#it's organized by key dates and has multiple tabs and notes!!! also color coded!!!!!!!!#my pride and joy#you know what else could be my pride and joy? a JOB#seriously why is it so hard to find a job or an intership or literally anything#it sucks so bad#its not like i want to work and slave away my life to capitalism but i need to. yknow. live.#anyways im happy to have finished the timeline my ocs are my babies <3#leo's premium rambles#oc stuff
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rug I wanted for the nursery was on super sale ($70 off!) which means i could purchase something even more important…
#DJUNGELSKOG DJUNGELSKOG DJUNGELSKOG!!!!1#a small price to pay for a big ol floppy bear………#have you guys noticed most stuffed animals nowadays are like. rainbow glitter crazy things.#im just trying to buy some plain ass irl adjacent animals and every time the scourge of capitalism is like#do you want a bug eyed purple elephant w avocado toast in its hands? no im good actually#where you AT beanie babies. there were some crazy ones but also they just had some plain ass animals I adored#bc they looked like creatures in my actual life….
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Ghost is a walking dichotomy, Soap has discovered. He's watched him strip the layers of a man's skin away to get information from him, seen him snap someone's neck in as little time as it takes to take a breath. But he's also so capable of heartbreaking kindness. His genuine concern for the fish, the way he saves the best part of his plate for Soap; offering it to him with reverence. The way he's cleaning Johnny's wound so tenderly. It's in these moments of gentleness where Johnny almost forgets what they do, what they've seen, who they are.
So when Ghost's voice snaps into that serious tone it's almost like a slap in his dizzy, goofily smiling, face.
"Wha?"
"Where is it? I'll get rid of it for you." Under the sharp tone is still that lethal gentleness, and even under that is a shaking fear.
"Oh, oh Ghost." He shifts, uncomfortable in his skin and wanting to be anywhere but here. "Ye... Ye cannae get rid of it."
His Lieutenant draws back a little, a mix of apprehension and offense in his eyes.
"It hurt you, nothing else matters."
Soap can feel his heart splitting as his throat starts to burn. Ghost stares up at him with fiery eyes, hands still holding his wrist so so softly.
"Where is the snake Soap? I promise you it'll never hurt you again. Whoever brought it in is going to have hell to pay too." He earnestly promises and Soap feels a single hot tear slip out of his eye.
"Ghost..." He chokes out. "Simon... It's mine."
The small room goes silent. Nothing even dares to move but for the violent flinch the sentence rips out of Ghost.
He doesn't dare say anything, doesn't dare to move or even breathe. He looks down at Ghost and Ghost meets his stare with turmoil roiling in his gaze.
Soap doesn't know what he expected, screaming or sobbing or angry silence but the frantic confusion he can see in the other man is as far as can be from what he'd thought he'd get.
They sit there like that for a few long moments, each absorbed in his own thoughts, before Ghost slowly rises from his kneel. If Johnny were in better spirits he would tease him for the quiet cracks his knees make. And with that violent tenderness he slowly curls an arm around Johnny and leans him down into the bed, pressing behind him and holding him close just like they'd done on any number of frigid nights out in the blind. And they just sit there holding each other in silence as they slowly drift into a dreamless sleep.
#in this canon this is the first time theyve done something that can't be explained away by extenuating circumstances#but you don't really save the best parts of your meal religiously for your subordinate who youre friends with#Ghost is devoted to Soap#full stop#and Soap is dedicated to Ghost 100%#i hear you “Cthulhu why are the emotionally constipated military men just cuddling instead of resolving their issues unhealthily?”#to which i say:#Ghost just had his world tilted on its axis#a constant in his life is that snakes are bad and the people who keep them are bad people who do bad things#like his father#but here's John “he owns my soul” MacTavish bleeding profusely and still not letting Ghost kill the snake also being unquestionably good#even though he understands intellectually that Soap has done bad things#hes watched the little punk blow up shit for the sake of it and literally clip a car battery to a man's ears#that doesn't matter because Johnny is Good with a capital G and he is the exact opposite of Ghost's father#so he really doesnt have it in him to be angry and he just needs to hold close to the constancy and try to reconcile his new information#And Soap is just so so ready to be immediately rejected and never see Simon again#he doesn't want to sacrifice what he maybe has with Ghost to protect his rescues#because they need him and they didnt ask to be what they are or where they are#so hes just so so relieved that Ghost hasnt ordered him out and killed all of his babies#because he's seen Ghost shoot a dog in yhe head on a mission for barking and Ghost loves dogs#he doesnt want to see what Ghost would do to an animal he doesn't like#I HOPE THIS IS BETTER THAN THE CLIFFHANGERS#GUYS THERES SO MUCH CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT COMING#AHOFFBIDKSHAIAKBZJA#cod mw2#fish person gaz#ghost x soap#ghostsoap#reptile person soap
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i dont have enough words to say how much i loved Saw X.
WARNING: SPOILERS FROM SAW X
it was so awesome to have a better look at that man we all knew, but didn't really understand. the decision to make half the movie about the way Kramer dealed with the cancer may not please everyone, but it showed us that before his insanity, there is a human inside him.
also, i'm so happy Greutert directed this, because WOW, Kramer and Amanda feel the same! Tobin and Shawnee did an amazing job, it really felt like they just went back in time (i loved how Amanda's weird sense of humor stayed the same).
i really wish this is the last Saw movie, at least with John Kramer. the story is now officially finished, we understand him perfectly, we know all we can know, if Koules and Burg decide to make another one (honestly, i think they are already making it), i hope it's a soft-reboot, without Kramer, Amanda, Hoffman or any other apprentice. A new killer, a new world.
Saw is my favorite franchise and i always dreamed of a movie that could tie up everything in a beautiful and emotional way. i'm glad to say that we live in a world where that happened. now, i think it's time to let Saw rest.
#john kramer did nothing wrong and its all capitalism fault#amanda is my baby and NO ONE can touch her#saw x#saw x spoilers#saw#john kramer#amanda young#saw franchise
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I loved this movie about nami and her ex situationship reconciling and also anti capitalism
#i have one question are the episode 0 of movies just fanservice am i reding this right. also zoro looks jealous and petty#can they in like love action make zoro chastize sanji bc he is an ally and not just letting him sound jealous and petty like i enjoy both#but clarificaiton sometimes you know. like sanji stop that its dehumanizing and disrespectful also i want you#why are they worried about money when they are in a casino. nami was great at playing cards wasnt she#franky and luffy bonding sumo time.... nami gets the title hell yeah lmao i have been saying she is the strongest#omg the children sellong flowers... dont tell me luffy is going to defeat capitalism in this movie. hell yeah#i was gonna say cant believe they let luffy bet but he does have good luck tho. the stomach ache lmao#sanji is so stupid akdjsksks the guy who likes pain also....don't let sanji think too much about it omg the golden dust....#zoro is going to be executed sanji and luffy are unlucky and all of them are broke and in debt. damn. how are you broke as a pirate even#nami and carina ex situationship talking about trusting each other again looking at the sunset... exactly#that was such a nasty betrayal and nami trusting her again so easily and fast like damn.#also what is the cp0 koala and sabo doing there like damn. jesus even#also what is absalom doing there....#and WHO let luffy infiltrate. FRANKY GOT IMPALED!! gold is really malleable and not resistant and strong like this is getting me out of it#sanji got a cleaning man fit instead of a cleaning lady fit so why is usopp wearing one ajdjaka.... i mean he is the crews babygirl....#also second movie where zoro gets kidnapped. the peoples princess.#omg they are in the pipes. also why is there pipe for the entry of seawater in a boat. maybe i don't know enough about boats#franky getting luffy out of the fan.... cradled like baby jesus for an instant#omg they have been bamboozled BY CARINA?????? OMG AGAIN??? NAMI!!!! OH NVM!!! WHAT???#luffy didnt know they were doing all this cause he would have fucked it up akshaua him being thrown half dead out of the tower ahsuakaia#this reminds me of super mario wii where bowser turns into a bigger bowser when you kill it. damn#also another good guy turned villain because of tragedy. two in a row#the kid with the metal pipe omg... sabo is coming#i heard hikken and the voice was so similar i wondered why ace was there.... for a millisecond he was there..... 😞#the red hawk and everything..... should we all kill ourselves.... omg carina didnt betray her actually#tesoro dumb asf for taking nami look how he is going down after that lmao didnt expect gear fourth tho. damn#still thinking about how gold isnt that strong so this shouldn't be necessary but alas shonen be shonen. luffy saving namis gf too <3#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies
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I made a scrungly man
#he is canonically a 45 year old elf#it should not be possible he looks so old#however I raise you this#capitalism has clutched its meaty fists into his throat#also he is a full time father#yet somehow managed to be the baby girl we all love and adore him
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