#its a fucking travesty

[aswebeg]

[scringology]

i will never forgive amc for cancelling lodge 49

[xxplastic-cubexx]

every morning 4am this is what i see when i wake

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

MERRY CHRISTMAS MY BELOVEDS <33333 or early christmas for some of you. happy holidays!!!!! etc!!!!!! will prob be sort of inactive today just know i love you all + i hope your holiday season is lovely and comforting regardless of whether you celebrate or not (or if you’re happy to do so or forced to meet up with annoying family members, etc)…. mutuals i adore you more than words can describe . thank you for existing and for making me happy <333

[newcomernewcums]

got hit with a cold today so... price/sick reader? 🥲

We got fluffy Price stat for egg:

Price has never really had the ability to relax. He thinks he lost it somewhere in his teens—too hyped up on whatever hormonal mix was fucking with his body—or in the first week of basic training, drilled out if him as quick as possible.

Whatever the actual reason, he never finds himself sitting down and having a moment. Never takes the time to watch a movie or eat a full meal. Every time he thinks to try he ends up jittery, distracted, mind running too fast, going back to the research he needs to do for the next mission, or what he could add to the last report to make it more precise, better data for to learn from for the future. Make sure he knows every outcome, every wild possibility, make sure that he knows how to get his team home every time without fail.

He hadn’t even seriously tried to relax before you.

Its probably the way you’ve managed to crawl into every aspect of his life, on base and off. If he’s not training you he’s on a mission with you, if its not a mission its silently doing paperwork next to you, if he’s not with you at all (a rare occurrence these days) he’s checking the clock every 3 minutes, willing that his glare will make time go by faster.

He finds he really enjoys having you underfoot, an arms length away, it allows him to reach you whenever he wants, take your hand in his or listen to you pattering on about something or other that you love. He remembers it all, loves memorizing your cadence, the lilt in your voice and the light in your eyes when he prompts you with questions or laughs at one of your stupid jokes.

He still doesn’t try to relax, though. Its not really a thought, you don’t seem to mind how he spends late nights in his office, or how he always finds more hours to put in at the gym. You just knock on his door with a blanket a book and a cup of coffee (it took you a surprisingly small amount of time to memorize how he likes it), or show up with an extra water bottle for him and offer to be his spotter.

You become so ingrained in his routine that he notices it immediately when you’re gone. It’s 8am when he reaches over to take your hand in his from where it usually rests on the edge of the desk, his brain buffering when he only finds empty space.

He checks your room first, finds the blanket stripped off the bed, which is… a little worrying. Until he heads back to his own room.

He should’ve assumed, really. You two have never actually slept slept together, trying to keep things as above-board and secretive as you can, but your self-preservation skills have always been shite so of course you’re curled up on his bed, burrowing into the two layers of blankets, completely knocked out.

He figures out what’s happening rather quickly—only having to take your face in one hand to feel the fever—before he’s rushing off to the communal kitchen for some tea and whatever cold medicine he can scrounge up from their meager medbay.

It takes a couple tries to wake you enough to get you to drink, avoiding an arm trying to swat him and chuckling at a withering glare for daring to disturb your nap (in his bed, he can’t seen to forget that). Once he’s satisfied though, he leans down to give you a kiss before getting up to go back to work, already reorganizing his own internal schedule.

He’s stopped by a soft hand on his wrist, looks back to find you reaching for him, pulling the blankets up to invite him in. He freezes.

“Please, John?” your voice sounds so sweet despite the rasp, so much like home, that its impossible for him to not kick off his shoes and slip under the covers next to you. Impossible to not curl his arms around you, bring your head into his chest, and fully breathe out for the first time in years. He’s lulled by the steady rhythm of your breathing, your small snores. He lies awake for hours just taking the time to enjoy your presence with no distractions.

He finally drifts off to sleep with the thought that he rather likes doing nothing when its with you.

[wheelie-butch]

Plot of St Trinians 3 should be there's a trans guy sent to the school by his transphobic family and he's like determined to hate it and tries to behave badly enough to get kicked out but because this is the nightmare child school everyone's like 'aw he fits right in :)'. The girls are chill with trans people because they're used to the headmistress and whatever but they do think this guy is an annoying prick (bc he is.) And yeah idk what the crime they do this time is but they like need his help for some of it so he like works together with them and kind of heals his relationship with girls and probably gets a girlfriend and also makes at least one other student realise they're transmasc too. And at the end his family are like 'fucks sake clearly sending you to this prestigious girl's school hasnt worked. Fine you can go to boys school and be a boy just please stop committing heists' and his new guy friend comes too. The end :)

[randomnameless]

Will Marianne's actual in-game characterization ever be represented again in Heroes, or is she doomed to be flanderized into "Momo suffered so much sad uwu" for the rest of the game's timespan?

Mean me wants to say she has no characterisation to give anything substantial to FEH to work around, but it's me being mean.

I guess that anything relating to her Relic, and Relics in general, will be flanderised and the truth will never be revealed because tea bags, and even if FEH tried, last year, with F!F!Billy (was it last year?) to give more meat to that subplot by saying Sothis from Nopes was pissed and wants revenge because her kin were slaughtered, even FEH can't craft stuff KT/IS left purposedly hanging in their games.

Sobbing about Momo though, give the impression that the devs care about the "lore" of Fodlan and give another, imo, more interesting angle to Marianne even if it comes as the cost of woobifying Momo but hey, since it's a given that no one gives a fuck about Nabateans, it's alright, poor Momo was a victim of his curse uwu, let's just not/never talk about what that curse is.

[popculture-hag-shit]

Playing Dream Drop Distance as a TWEWY fan who wants more TWEWY content and:

You're telling me I can craft lil guys? >:3c There's so much magic potential here to work with

[squarebracketsmileyface]

Okay, but listening to It Took Me By Surprise by Maria Mena now, with a lot more development having gone into Sorry It's Locked and a much better understanding of how Jay and Alex's relationship played out back in uni... As much as this song is how Jay feels about Alex... It's also VERY Alex about Jay back in uni, when he was finally realising he had to break off their fwb situation (Amy helps him come to this conclusion, and she's very right. Their relationship wasn't healthy for either of them. Both of them contributed to it being toxic—tho she only hears one side, so she doesn't realise that Alex really was just as big a part of the problem as Jay was. Just like how Tim doesn't realise that Jay was also a big part of the problem, because he's only heard Jay's side of the story—)

But just, god if they listened to this song, both of them would relate to it so heavily at different points in their relationship, and that makes me wanna chew them like gum. Like

Alex back in uni would relate to it quite a lot I think (especially with one of the things I have planned to write about the thing that finally drove them apart)

And Jay a little bit in college, but mostly after finding Alex again during marble hornets, all the way from chapter 2 of sorry it's locked up until the entry 80 fic I have planned, would relate to it as well.

Just. God, this song with the knowledge I now have of Jay and Alex and the relationship I've accidentally designed for them. If these bitches came to life and found me I think they'd team up to try and kill me for what I've done to them 💀

[flower-zombie-rob]

https://youtu.be/GnndBPn77zM

So this is going straight the fuck away in like ten minutes but i made a chase brody inspired short film for a project i was assigned(im a film student) and i just thought it might be nice to share that with the communuty that inspired it, right?

Its nothing special, just me experimenting with filmaking elements and attempting a one-man-crew project just to strengthen my skills(cinematography, lighting, scripting, location recce, pre-production paperwork etc) so thats all to say the moment you start cringing click the fuck away please thank you

[finitepiano]

Okay I really feel like Canon has such angst recently but I hardly see any longer fics about it (probably because most of the fandom follows the anime) BUT I really feel like Midoirya's Canon vigilante arc could be turned into a 160k+ It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better fic, you feel me? I

Another thought, I really like how we all didn't predict but still wrote and read a bunch of Vigilante Midoriya before it became Canon, love that for us.

[istherewifiinhell]

Oh and my second gripe of the day is the fucking chud mowing like. 3in high grass in 28 degree heat [full sun] jesus

[analogboii]

knowing that i might never see ben bruce live is a travesty ill never get over

[scarycranegame]

it's so fucking funny to me how the s.miling f.riends fandom is so ridiculously, unbelievably terrified of becoming """the next ri.ck and m.orty fandom""" (whatever the fuck thats supposed to mean).. like. what the hell led these people to believe that was going to happen. this is an entirely fabricated concern. it literally does not matter

[fyers]

so.. how about that bridge thing..

[fantastic-mr-corvid]

i am working on my asks actually, i just had to transcribe the whole song because i cant find the fucking lyrics anywhere and unfortunately there a few phrases im not 100% confident in so ive have spent several minutes replaying the same five seconds of a song to try and get my audio processing issues ass brain to process it better. fuck it im putting my best guesses in italics.