#its a birthday video thingy. I make a song & animation in like a week or so

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baby’s first liveshow commentary

hello lads i have decided to attempt doing @nihilist-toothpaste​ inspired video commentary/write up/review thingies!!!! welcome to ramble-y fun time

phil’s liveshow on august 10, 2017

his smile in the first minute makes my heart so happy i love him so much

i love the eye-tongue-eye emoji stop being mean to it

he’s a bit late bc he just finished filming a new ap vid!!! it took him longer than he thought it would to finish filming bc he was rambling. this is a #relatable brain thing

“i just said goodbye and now i’m saying hello again!” wrt filing and then doing a liveshow makes me rly happy bc i wouldn’t have thought abt it that way. i love phil’s brain

new vid clues: paper bag(?) and bubble wrap. amazingphil asmr part ii??

dan’s not joining the liveshow bc he has a headache but phil’s gonna hop into dan’s next one

closed eyes and happy gesticulation whilst telling sleepy-morning “unexpected window cleaning man frightened me” story

phil’s fight/flight/freeze response is freeze

“imagine if i had decided to make breakfast naked! ...if i was that kind of person…” its okay m8 we know u like to make nakey bro brunches w danyul

are the emoji pants the only pair of graphic pj pants he has now ??? why are they being featured so prominently lately ???? phil IS an emoji is the only phnnie conspiracy i can support now

in the ap vid phil did SCIENCE and REACTED TO THINGS (chemistry . reaction . hehe :3)

he’s out of tv shows to watch ….he and dan have watched so many series together over the years ..... i am emotional

phil hasnt watched in a heartbeat EITHER !! BLASPHEMOUS BOYES!!!

re: rick and morty. i strongly agree and it makes me so nervous that rick burps all the time i cannot focus on whats happening in the show bc rick gives me so much anxiety

he misses the cherry blossom tree in thehowlter’s front yard and they are hopefully going to put it in when they have money

“you’re all like dan! not everything has to be symmetrical!” thank u for these affirmations that not everything has to be perfect thank u for being chill. a chill phil. 

“i dont mind a little bit of wonkiness!” “i’m at a bit of a wonk!” “is the entire house wonky?” the only real phil branding is ~WOnKy~

phils hands are so beautiful???? i love them?????? @ 8:50ish

him trying to figure out his best side and saying “one? or two?” as options like at the optometrist when ur getting ur eyes checked. 

someone in the chat: “both!” phil’s cheeky grin/”don’t flatter me!!!” response

someone in the chat: “side three!” i snort laughed along w phil this is truly Good Content. dark!phil RISE

phil doesn’t think he really has a bad side and his easy neutrality wrt his physical appearance is dreamy. i love him and i love that he’s comfy w himself like this

phil had an eye infection and this is the first day he’s been without glasses…… why does he glasses-bait us like this …..

it’s really hard for him to concentrate with dilated pupils so that’s why he was being a wee bit wonky in the last liveshow

his eye is no longer infected and is “white and ready to see!”. the tone of his voice, his accent, and the phrasingof that reminded me so much of my british grandma who i havent seen in a few years and now i want to call her i miss her

wicked was “as the kids say...Wicked.” I SNORTED AKLHFAEIHKF

also i cannot believe that he and dan used the same silly phrasewhen talking about their opinions of wicked. is it still #copyrightinfringement if its your bf blatantly enterprising ur intellectual property?

phil was feeling a bit meh going into wicked but now he’s converted and a fan

he loved defying gravity :(

phil: every audience is important! me: crying

phil loves coming-of-age/college/highschool aus … Me Too

phil remix: the top fans to the tune of mad world “all around me are familiar faces...lillyphanstuff, joteleena…”

he’s had “mad world” and also that fuckin. ditty song stuck in his head

“...is one thicc bih - NO!” is the best thing ive ever heard

im so sad that phil hasnt experienced the joys of ditty. apparently he doesn’t have it downloaded and doesn’t really know what it is

14:07 is my new ringtone (he sang the ditty tune in “doot doot doot”s)

“bandicussy” IM DEAD

phil thought it was a good family activity to see dunkirk but it made his parents very emotional bc his maternal grandad was in the war

making your entire family cry is apparently the phil way to entertain

neither he nor dan understood the timelines of dunkirk upon first watch

after filming his ap vid he sanitized using vanilla cupcake hand sanitizer

he watches zoe’s bath and bodyworks candle/lotion hauls??????? ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

apparently b&bw has some ~priiiicey~ candles. phil is the coupon clipping, consumer reports reading dad

he said that livestreaming games on dapg would be “dope”. i am reminded for the millionth time that he is a 30 year old white man. i am moderately uncomfortable.

jk it was someone in the chat who said it he was just reading the comment

“hi to the ‘phan’s moving boxes’ group chat”

facterino according to the nature man on tv: in england nature has decided that it’s autumn already. this is evidenced by blackberries coming out in august. because fall isstartingso early they’re expected to have a harsh winter but its fine bc he is excited for snow!

some climate change discourse

he’s not a big doctor who fan but his fav doctor is david tennant

he’s excited for the “lady doctor” and i’m uh. not a huge fan of that wording

23:02 pre-sneeze noises and hand motions are Delightful

apparently it’s southern england peeps who pronounce scone with a hard o (scOHne) and northerners pronounce it with a soft o (scAWn). phillu doesn’t know which pronunciation he uses

my mom grew up in cornwall (and moved to america when she was a teen. i’m american btw!) and pronounces it the northern way. we’ve had the scohne vs scawn debate!! lots of #britishfamilythings in this liveshow

philly homework motivation song @ 24:52

his first response to ppl being sad about school starting in a week is to calculate how many seconds are in a week so they can re-frame their time left in a way that feels more plentiful. i love this ???

i also really love how he tries to read premium messages from different people every time. idk that’s just really thoughtful and as a fan i really appreciate it

he knows that black makes him look good …. GOodBYe

today is world lion day!

phil is the one who puts the funny/random holidays on the dnp calendars. of course it was but im still so happily surprised  

doinganap’s sicth/sixth discourse

he’s reading people from the chat’s bdays and telling them what funny holidays are on their birthdays! i love how he finds different ways to get ppl in the chat involved every liveshow. i appreciate him so much !like yeah i know its a marketing thing but let me pretend its solely phil’s care for us

he wants to go back to japan

he can’t read or edit and listen to music at the same time! me neither

someone asked what a good pet would be and phil went on a lil tangent about how it’s important to have enough time to take care of the pet you choose!! dont get an exotic pet or a breed of non-exotict pet that requires a lot of time, money, or energy to care for it if you’re not at a point in your life where u can take care of it to the best of your ability! <3

hedgehogs are one of the most common animals in the uk??? what the heck?

he can’t remember whether or not he’s seen a hedgehog irl so he texts mum lester to ask <3 why is this the sweetest thing in the world . like seeing a hedgehog irl would be an experience that his family facilitated or even if he was moved out when it happened it would have been so exciting that he def would have told kath about it. so any way it happened she would know about it. my heart is Warm.

he’s not a huge summer candle burner but as soon as it’s september he’ll be on the pumpkin spice train

mum lester texted back and apparently his grandparents had a family of hedgehogs in their garage and his granddad built them a little hedgehog house to hibernate in :( wow!

phil might play shelter 2 … with dan. No Thank You. let us have some phil-only time plz 

shelter 2 is more of an autumnal game so he might do it later when he can cozy up with some cocoa and herd the badger babies

he feels a coffee buzz after five (5) chocolate-covered coffee beans. r u sure u even drink coffee phil????

rye bread is worse (in phil’s opinion) than regular bread and is ”claggy”. i busted out laughing and texted my mom IMMEDIATELY bca LOOOONG time ago we were at a family christmas party with my dad’s extended family and all of the Adults were playing scrabble. my mom ended up spelling claggy and everyone else was like THATS A MADE UP WORD WHAT THE FUCK!!!! and my mom was like ???? no its not? my dad’s family is from the eastern us and had never heard the word claggy before and i remember my dad giving my mom shit about it for YEARS afterward because she caused such an uproar. idk if it was a regional thing or if americans just don’t say claggy but REGARDLESS. my mom and i had a good laugh over this description of rye bread and we both love phil

he’s nervous abt what dalien is going to look like and become as he grows up. phil’s general reaction to dalien has been one of caution and nervousness and idk ?? someone more thoughtful analyze that please

his advice for making the most of the last bits of summer: do something you haven’t done before! immediately after bestowing upon us this Wise Advice he giggles and becomes self aware of his parental tone. Our Dad Is Becoming Self Aware

he doesnt swear around his parents?????? my mom says fuck all the time :0

2018 calendar and season two pastel plushies are in the works!

he’s singing another song to list the top fans. suggestions include toxic, the ditty tune, and the tetris theme. he goes with the ditty song and starts laughing in the middle of it so makes a seamless musical transition to toxic

if everything recorded properly with his new vid we should see it in the next few days!

he hopes that we have a lovely weekend and that whatever we end up doing brings us a bit of happiness :( i love him thank u phil

tiny little bonus song after he covers up the camera. schrodingers phil.

all in all i love phil’s liveshows and this has been the highlight of my day. thank u for reading!

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About me 2,electric boogaloo

  tagged by @loutatouille!! tyvm

LAST… [1] drink: besides water, some orange soda thingy majiggy [2] phone call: mum  [3] text message: “sry” [4] song you listened to:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoT-5nO4JJY :> im a huge w e e b im sry  [5] time you cried: yesterday lmao

HAVE YOU EVER… [6] dated someone twice: i haven’t even dated once  [7] been cheated on: nah [8] kissed someone and regretted it: not even a first kiss yet [9] lost someone special: not that i remember, but probably [10] been depressed: honey i probably am today [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: i never drank, ,, yet

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: [12] red! [13] green!! [14] purple!!!

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… [15] made new friends: yis [16] fallen out of love: tbh im conflicted with my emotions so idek but i mean i guess [17] laughed until you cried: haha yea and it doesnt even take long [18] found out someone was talking about you: not that i know of *squint* [19] met someone who changed you: yis yis yis defs and i luv them [20] found out who your true friends are: ya, my man [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: nah my dude, i dont even use it anymore 

GENERAL… [22] how many of your tumblr friends do you know in real life: three! [23] do you have any pets: not at the moment, but i did have 2 cats overall and a small ham boy who sadly got old n died :( [24] do you want to change your name: not rly no [25] what did you do for your last birthday: went to arden!! i got very much many merch i cried [26] what time did you wake up: at like 5 but fell asleep at like 10 but i still felt exhausted hhh [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: not last night, but another night was mmm watching a lot of videos! [28] name something you cannot wait for: part-time job, get my own money, finish school, move out with buddies, uni, become as nurse, etc [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: she’s right here w/ me [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: maybe, i couldve become more confident :(  [31] what are you listening to right now: the link from before lmfao it makes me saaaad [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes but sadly he became an asshole rip  [33] something that is getting on your nerves: myself and noise,, nOISE and also a sibling’s constant bs >:( [35] elementary: take me back i wasnt so sad that time pls [36] high school: stress  [37] college: i wanna skip and go straight to uni :> [38] hair colour: someone described it as caramel so i mean [39] long or short hair: short!   [40] do you have a crush on someone: maaaan idek my emotions are so conflicted i dont trust ‘em [41] what do you like about yourself?: hhhahahahahahah i guess my young appearance [42] piercings: soon [43] blood type: ive had my blood taken so many times and i still dont know [44] nickname: im usually called ‘turtle’ and i like it and am used to it pls [45] relationship status: i am single and 2 shy [46] zodiac sign: taurus!  [47] pronouns: female, yis [48] fav tv show: currently x-files but also attack on titan i know thats an anime but sh its been 4 years its coming back to me  [49] tattoos: i want one, like, bad 
[50] right or left handed: right!

FIRST… [51] surgery: i guess like on the scalp a lil, but that was YEARS ago [52] piercing: not yet! but soon [53] best friend: i dont wanna give names but im comfy with them and i luv ‘em  [54] sport: hockey! [55] vacation: snow! [56] pair of trainers: i dont like shoes 

RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: i ate a piece of chicken [58] drinking: water, this mouth is d r y [59] i’m about to: stay here lol [60] listening to: a 70s remix of Redbone [61] waiting for: the week to end to get the first job bois [62] want: t o  d i e  i just wanna sorta sleep yknow  [63] get married: im not sure quite yet tbh  [64] career: i just doodle i dont got much to do 

WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: both! i crave affection tbh but space is important ofc [66] lips or eyes: eyes!! sign me th- [67] shorter or taller: tall!! carry me, luv [68] older or younger: older a lil! but 1 or 2 years younger i wouldnt mind [69] romantic or spontaneous: both!!! [70] nice arms or nice stomach: does it matter?

[71] sensitive or loud: well, we can be both at times ourselves so idc [72] hook up or relationship: relationship!! pls, i want something real [73] troublemaker or hesitant: i, i dont know! 

HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger? nope [75] drank hard liquor? not yet [76] lost glasses/contact lenses? honey you have no idea its been sucked into someone’s arse at times i swear [77] turned someone down: yeah, but i dont regret it they deserved it for the trash they are as a person :)  [78] sex on first date? no no i want some connection at first pls [79] broken someone’s heart? not that i know of but i hope not :(  [80] had your own heart broken? honey [81] been arrested? nope [82] cried when someone died? ya but like once, but mostly in media lmao [83] fallen for a friend: ya!! 3 times gosh but at least those are the only crushes i have had

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself? i could if i tried :) [85] miracles? miracles are just big coincidences  [86] love at first sight? N O  [87] santa claus? nah [88] kiss on the first date? im not sure about that idea no :( [89] angels? idk, maybe 

OTHER… [90] current best friend’s name: hnn its 3 ppl [91] eye colour: like, darker green in dimmer places, but a v light color in sunlight?? [92] favorite movie: aaa dont make me decide