#its ALMOST like MEN created this shitty world in which weak chinned chumps are mocked and ridiculed
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If he was a woman, he would be told to get:
- rhinoplasty
- chin and lip fillers
- hair plugs/extensions/blow-outs
- face lift to tighten up that saggy neck
- buccal fat removal
- Botox injections in the forehead
- pluck and shape eyebrows
- eyelash extensions
- crowns for his teeth
- either slather enough makeup on every single day to cover any remaining flaws or
- permanently tattoo makeup onto your face even though the trends change so often that you’ll be doing it all over again in six months
Oh and do this all the time every single day even if you don’t plan on leaving the house because what if someone comes to your door and sees you with your REAL FACE on that’s unacceptable you have to make yourself look like a total stranger and only then will society allow you as a woman to feel confident in your “self” even though your true self vanished about 10 Botox treatments and two facelifts ago.
#yeah no#don’t feel sorry at all for ugly dudes#oh you’re an ugly dude?#you still have way more privilege than the most gorgeous of gorgeous gorgeous girls#oh you have acne as a man? slap some concealer in#*on#oh you don’t want to wear makeup?#NEITHER DO WE BUT YOU HAVE MADE IT SO THAT WE WILL NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IF WE ARE BAREFACED AND PIMPLY#hmmmmmm…….#its ALMOST like MEN created this shitty world in which weak chinned chumps are mocked and ridiculed#so then they get mad that we mock the chumps because they all thought they were CHADS#breaking news fellas: most of you are not and never will be Chads#it’s like poor people voting for people that only serve billionaires interests#because in their heart of hearts they truly believe they are just one big windfall away from being billionaires themselves#these fucking loser ass dudes build a society in which masculine men are prized and praised#and then when women go ‘okay cool. imma get with that square jawed muscular beefcake over there’#all the weak chinned spaghetti noodle are chumps are like ‘wait no where’s my free woman???’#and then they have to look in the mirror and realize oh shit I have no fucking chin and no fucking chance#y’all made this world the way it is#don’t cry to us because daddy’s genes were weak and gave you no chin and no confidence#*looks meaningfully at my husbands square jaw and defined neckline*
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