#its like a facepalm
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SWK, putting on a mask: I will conceal my face and make this industrial pipeyard my bachelor pad so no one knows its me
also SWK: *has this epic motorcycle monkey sculpture on display*
IT EVEN HAS THE SAME BLING HE DOES SIR!!!
HOW DID NO ONE KNOW IT WAS YOU
#rewatching Nezha Reborn after having more knowledge of Monkey King lore is just me facepalming and going#BRO if you ever got visited by old frenemies from back in the days you'd've been busted in 2 seconds flat#lmk may be my favorite reimagining/addition to jttw storywise so far but this is definitely my favorite interpretation of Sun Wukong#several-thousand year old magic monkey stays in his silk pjs al day and hyperfixates on motorcycles#do you think in his closet its just:#pink suit pink suit pink suit HOT pink suit pink su-#and then several sets of the silk bathrobe and pjs#and then the only pairs of shoes he owns - the snazzy spiked heel leather ones and a ratty pair of flip flops#whats funnier: swk building this sculpture himself or commissioning an artist to do it#maybe later i can get a text extractor to work on that pic and find out#very curious to know what the characters on the bike wheel mean#i'm also curious to know why/what the significance of giving the sculpture multiple sets of arms is#like it reminds me of statues of hindu gods i've seen pics of so maybe its a hinduism reference but alas i know not#nezha reborn#sun wukong
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hal whos actually really stressed about his mortality, not in a 'i didnt godtier' way but in a 'if the body i worked so hard to get gets any kind of injured it'll fuck me up emotionally for 3 months at the VERY least' kind of stressed
#our t#his relationship with tangebility and carbon-based existence feels.... delicate. to say the least#dirk is also stressed abt it but in a different way#in a 'if he gets hurt i'll actually kill everyone around me and then myself' kind of way LMAO#its Not Good they need couples therapy and individual therapy fuckin stat#but they wont look into it cause they both think they can do it themselves#like bros self-therapy only works if youre open to actively challenging urself & ur thoughts/urges#and not just trying to cut them outta you [1 million facepalms]
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established regulily to jegulily where lily and reg attempt to flirt with james but hes so very oblivious and deep in denial,
regulus who flirts with james during quidditch games and calls him 'pretty boy' and james is just like: 'nah thats just a sports guy thing'
lily who helps him with his schoolwork while flirting with him the entire time and praising him when he does good and james is just like: 'shes such a supportive friend!'
whenever the two of them are alone they're both just like: 'holy shit why cant he just take the hint' 'i know right?'
eventually they both give up and blatantly ask him out and hes like: 'you guys like me? really?' and they both facepalm
#honestly the entirety of the gryffindor and slytherins houses facepalm#dw they go on that date#also bg wolfstar of remus attempting to give them advice bc he somehow bagged sirius#sirius is also in on it eventually and even he puts aside the fact his little brother likes his bsf bc its angering how oblivious he is#jegulily#regulily#jegulus#jily#wolfstar#marauders#marauders era#dead gay wizards#harry potter#hp#james potter#regulus black#lily evans#remus lupin#sirius black#james x regulus x lily
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Me: WHY am I so EMOTIONAL and ANNOYED and HORNY and DRAMATIC and SLEEP DEPRIVED fucking ALL THE TIME what the FUCK-
My wretched organ: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
#like come on#i have any prns in my bio please go awya idont want uou <//3#dhsjhdhs but like fr ive been doing this for years why is this still surprising to me#well i mean its not#but i still wonder monthly why im all cranked to 11#and i always facepalm when satans waterfall arives#hdjdhdj#storm rambles
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Prompt 7: Favorite Rivalry
My result: Suguru Daishou & Tetsurou Kuroo from Haikyuu!!
#art#anime#my art#illustration#mine#fanart#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#hq#rivalry#sports anime#nekoma#nohebi#cat#snake#these two mfs#not to be a simp#but like#id let daishou ruin my life fr#and him w snakebites is only fitting#they both have piercings bc#a. i said so#and b. i live for punk rock coding my favorite anime boys#its a lifestyle#cue mika off screen facepalming#art prompt#anime drawing prompts
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uhh have you perchance read Jekyll and Hyde????? I read it for the first time yesterday and can't help but imagine the entire story in your art style - the inkiness, the horrors, the attention to line direction...
oh man thats really funny because I read Jekyll and Hyde for the first time like last week too??? wonderful story and wow what a compliment thank you.. I’m decently inspired by like those vintage drawings of the original acd sherlock by Sidney Padget and couldnt help to imagine the story in that sort of style as well
like this…good shit
perchance I will draw some jekyll and hyde tomorrow for inktober 18 :^))
#oh to find more than 30min to draw in these struggling times#asks#for some reason going into it blind I was like this will be a story with an eldritch leaning#and then I got to the end and facepalmed because of course the explanation was science and drug based#1700s fiction writers always went wild for that shit#its 1800s actually mb#of course its a wildly overlapping venn diagram though
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i wonder if people say shadow isn't "in character" because they simply got too lost in the fandom circle that they have a firm idea in their head of what he should be like, even if it's not aligned with canon, and won't accept it any other way
#GET READY FOR A RANT IN THE TAGS#like. shadow has NEVER called sonic “faker.” if he has lmk cause he didnt even sa2 he just repeated the word after sonic said it.#yet so many people write them calling each other “faker” every other sentence and its so annoying im sorry#i get everyone has a different perception of canon but its so facepalmable when its so obvious that someone has been in an echo chamber#for too long. and then also get upset when there's people that think differently than them#anyway disregard im just rambling off into space here
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had a moment where i thought i was redesigning treetop and windows but then i realized no the fuck i am not. my friends talked me out of it they said they "miss treetop" when i tried to change how he looks. and it was really hard for me to draw windows different from how she is. but here you go you get to see my thoughts anyway. ok now my friends are talking me into making treetop closeted transfem but idk we will see what happens the growth is attacking the city as we speak
#honestly i feel like the issues they have in the way theyre drawn just need to be changed with time and experience at this point#im thinking about small details like clothes changes also but its like... dude they can just change clothes in the story... U_U#oregon ultimatum#ALSO SAYING THAT IT ISNT 'ESSENTIAL' FOR TREETOP TO BE PAIUTE... I MEAN its an essential part of HIM but#it has no bearing on the GREATER PLOT it just has to do with him being himself and how he exists#meanwhile yes windows being large has bearing on the plot * facepalms * dont worry about it#its a body horror story ok
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tfw when you fall down the rabbit hole of a new canon that:
is 2.7 million Chinese characters long—so half a QZGS/The King's Avatar, not as long as QZGS but still pretty damn long
doesn't have what one would exactly consider a low barrier to entry... hello ancient China circa 190-200+ CE with a huge cast, 3K era good times good times, gotta pull up a map of the historical provinces in order to track the armies moving around (logistics!! see ACOUP)
doesn't have an English translation orz
/o\
早安!三国打工人 Good Morning! Workers of the Three Kingdoms is so good though ;__; (alt source pt. 1+2)
#早安!三国打工人#good morning! workers of the three kingdoms#exploring the sub-genre of historical transmigration 战争/基建#esp. those that deal in specific periods 古色古香 rather than the cnovel equivalent of vaguely-historical-guzhuang 架空历史#and this is def my fave so far#I might even rank it among my top 3 personal fave#cnovels#陆悬鱼 my 狗魅理想主义者 bb <3#also can't believe I like its Lv Bu so much#'没办法,吕布就是这样一个让人不省心的小天使' lmaooo#Mi Heng the angry kangaroo!!#incredibly funny to see young Sima Yi & Zhuge Liang interacting#rip Tian Yu working those 996 & 007 days#already rereading some arcs /facepalm
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ive gotta stop starting so many posts with 'also' like they r not continuations of conversations or whathaveyou generally
#like they r to mem theyre thought continuations but you guys arent actually in my head so you dont follow the stream of consciousness#you know. sad day i think its why i blog so much is bc i dont like when i do or think things and theres no evidence of it occuring#bc then i dont know if i ever actually thought or did them or if it was imaginary#so i like to have evidence/witnesses. you see... something like that. Or i just like to overshare Hey btw i dont know what the fuck is with#it bc you type any word and the emoji shows up like even sometimes emojis that are nonsense for what youre typing totally unrelated fucking#emojis . i typed nonsense and anti smoking symbol came up. but i type Shrug and its like Oh no we dont know that one.. nothing there...#i have to Go to the emojis and search it manually. we have the technology i should be able to type shrug and it shows up...#maybe its bc its one of the ppl ones ig the ppl ones dont tend to show up 4 whatever reason.like if i type facepalm 🤦♂️ isnt there. ig it#has something to do with how theyre encoded since they have like. extra markers and stuff that can be added with the skintone and gender#variants.... Ok well ig they r a bit different from the 🤩😚😁🥳😭😍😐😑😥😅😔😋🙄 type emojis. those r all the face emojis that were in my#recently used btw. the span of connor emotion#anyways Ok sorry i guess i shouldnt have complained. itis still a bit annoying but its also Just a bit of extra tapping so whatcanyou do.
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genuinely i dont really give a shit what ppl here think but i am truly getting kinda sick and tired of americans getting pissy w me because even when i wear clothes which are Obviously romanian and literally from romania or obviously balkan some idiots have to give me the death glare bc they think im ApPrOpRiAtIng. motherfucker if youve never seen a pale bitch with culture in your life thats a YOU issue
#facepalms#the 3 kinds of americans a)confused af b)thinks im persian c)confused af and rude abt it#you know what even when i wear clothes which are more turkish its like??? bro i literally have tatar and turkish ancestry and also#MAYBE IF THE TURKS DIDNT WANT US TO SHARE THEIR CULTURE THEY SHOULDNY HAVE INVADEDA#by this point so much of southern romanian culture is turkish and tatar anyway like??#ugh#everything is fluid and valid but if you dont fit into ppls little boxes they lose it#... wait i forgot#there ppl literally barely know that the balkans and even turkey exist
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'omg why are so many ppl in the homestuck fandom talking abt incest and saying theres incest in homestuck🤢' youre. youre reading. the incest webcomic. its. incest is baked into the deep lore how did you MAKE it this far- how did you FINISH this thing?? incestous slurry???? all of daves freudian slips???? rose and dave flirting and not really stopping????? the way that more than half of the cast of characters dont care abt it, refuse to be convinced to care about it, and make a point of saying how weird it is that the humans do care about it?????
#my t#i think a lotta ppl forget that homestuck isnt actually for the faint of heart. like its not pg13. it does actually have a LOT of#stuff that id for real tag as deaddove on ao3#facepalms 1578575797593 times at once#enjoying fiction that does this doesnt mean you endorse it irl#and i know full well that this is a massively common squick but like come ON its not like hussie cushions us from this#and again making a big deal outta TOTALLY NOT LIKING THIS IRL NOPE NOT ME actually paints you as suspicious#i stand by the fact that homestuck doesnt cater to fantis and never ever has. it barely caters to normal fans and#im not gonna lie i respect the shit outta that in this instance#ur typical homestuck fanti is one of the most entitled people youll ever meet
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Oh the visual storytelling here is so good. Onestar is such a massive doormat and they literally stand over him. Despite holding the same rank he is expected to just make do with less.
#including the facepalming mudclaw cause its cute. looooove how barry does expressions and cute cartoony things like that#without totally breaking anatomy or anything#also wow! another thing i kinda relate to in onestar's situation lol. giving up my things for other ppl so they like me#but at the end of the day they're like ''oh sorry!! we dont have enough room for you at the table or on the trip hahaaaa''#and im expected to make do with less and kicked down#sure like... onewhisker doesnt have his nine lives yet but that doesnt excuse this#gn liveread#and the shot of him directly underneath firestar's paws AUGH
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Sooo does someone want to explain to Larian how snake sheds work, or should I?
#bg3#derpetology#but honestly multiple conversations lately have made me question whether it's common knowledge how skin shedding works#like... you understand they're only shedding the dead outer layer of the epidermis - right?#not their entire dermis#and that leather is made using the dermis?#you know... the thick part... above the subcutaneous fatty layer that separates skin from muscle?#I was laughing about this flavor text to a gamer friend and I... don't think she understood why armor from skin sheds wouldn't work?#there was even this person in a FORAGING GROUP who swore that rattlesnake sheds are black. Because she owns one and it's black.#sweetie. you own a rattlesnake HIDE. that is LEATHER. the snake did not naturally shed its skin with full scales attached#somebody SKINNED it#*facepalm*#(in case it really isn't common knowledge - a shed snake skin is tissue-thin crispy and transparent like rice paper.)#(MAYBE you could make armor with it if you glued hundreds of layers together like a linothorax....?)
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i think my academic calling is just to be a hater and funkiller. im looking at all these papers on the queering of folk songs and like 2nd wave-core work on 'warrior woman' ballads and then you actually look at the content and its like. i do think this reflects some incredibly fascinating neuroses as well as broadly the issue that gender & heterosexuality have to be constantly maintained and in the historical working class esp in isolated professions like sailing where the maintenance work isn't done it's very interesting to see what happens. HOWEVER literally none of them reflect genuine girlbossery, liberation, or tolerance, it's more like 'isn't it interesting that people didn't think of these things as transgressive at all even though with a slight change of context they totally would be' than 'wow this is a ballad about Queer Desire'. but i think that's much more interesting so the appeal of these ballads is often to me how they represent a heterosexuality which strains at the seams in every direction, as well as how many things humans are willing to overlook provided it makes for a good story :)
#this book i got and its dedicated like#'to all of us - warrior women' or something#facepalm fgdfghdfg#did find some gay ass broadsides today though#i think if its an individual author you can take a literary approach of like#this is an individual who knows what theyre doing hiding subtext#but as soon as its collected orally its like#wherever this originated from we know its passed through individuals who may not even have any idea homosexuality exists#and yet they continue this narrative and it makes sense to them in some way#so we have to look at what it means/meant to them#rather than just what it means to us when we detach it and take it away into our own context
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"oh huh im deffo lynx rn" *sees im wearing hot pink pants and my strawberry crop top* "OH nope nvm!!"
#certified facepalm momence XD#its val obvi like i literally promised id front for this i literally chose our outfit for max cuteness#i WANTED to do our hair but someoneeee didnt take a shower :///#its alright its alriiiight i fixed our braid much as i could#anywho its such an odd experience to not Know im frontin and then Realize it but its kinda like forgetting ur phone in ur hand#u know u have it and u dont know where and then its in the most obvi place imaginable#guys the appointment was 10:30 but filling out bullshit took aaaages and now its 11:30 i wanna be hoooome already
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