#itona horibe headcanon

[semisutopia]

"contact name"

warnings: fluff, crack, tiny bit suggestive in maehara's (ofc)

pairing: multiple characters x fem! reader

all rights go to @semisutopia on tumblr. please don't copy or plagiarise my work. that's really lame of you.

tag list: @mariaace @kitorin @rewh0re @7surugi @satoruluvies @nanaslutt @sirhysteir

[anzulvr]

hey there how are you doing? :3 may I request Karma and Itona (separately ofc! [I read the request page, hehe] )x reader where reader is kind of awkward in nature? Like reader will stand behind them and internally motivating herself but if they turn around before reader is ready and ask her if she wants something, reader will get flustered and walk away while throwing some mean words like,"Like what makes you think I want something from you?" And moment they are out of sight, she's like 'why I say that?' I know I how have simply mentioned a tsundere reader but they are usually violent but I really need was awkward and a flustered reader,,,, oh well hopefully it isn't confusing much. don't forget to eat your meal and stay positive<3

— Karma / Itona with Akwkard! (Fem, Tsundere) Reader

SO CUTE. So relatable. First Itona one on my page too so pretty fun thank you for the request!

KARMA:

He’s the type to catch on to your feelings quickly, because he’s so perceptive (and his slight ego) you’re not hiding your feelings from him no matter how many times you deny it.

He pushes it, making fun of you every chance he gets because he knows you’ll give a reaction.

“[Name]? Focus on the board not me, this is why you don’t understand the homework.”

“No one is staring at you! And I actually do understand this one!”

(You were staring and, no you didn’t understand the lesson either.)

Being mean to him on accident is a common occurrence, as a result you get mad at yourself for the rest of the day.

During class you’re all outside practicing knife maneuvers, Karasuma demonstrated earlier but you were “having trouble.”

(You could do it just fine but you wanted an excuse to get Karma to help you)

And he does help you, he grabs your hand a mimics the slashing motion, until:

“Alright [Name]- now try it on your own!”

“I still can’t… can you teach me from the beginning?”

“You just want me to grab your hand again.”

You swung the Anti-Koro Knife at him so fast, without a second thought.

All he had to say was, “So, you can do it?”

He’s aware you can’t bring yourself to confess, but he’s not going easy on you- he finds it more entertaining to see you struggle than just telling you he likes you himself!

He’s going to tease it out of you someday, that’s why you’re his favorite target.

ITONA:

Itona has no idea you like him, he’s the most oblivious person ever.

Especially with the way you act around him, all jumpy and awkward- he thought people only did that when they disliked someone.

He was so blind to your advances until Terasaka and the rest of his friends spelled it out for him.

Maehara was especially encouraging, (as much as he can be in his own way!) “You’ve got a chance with [Name] so take it before I steal her away with my charms!”

(Isogai is always right behind humbling him)

“Take your time Itona, don’t worry there’s no way in hell she’s gonna go for Maehara.”

The concept of relationships always felt far to him (this is also true with Karma but they have different reasons. Itona has been programmed to see relationships as trivial and unimportant while Karma cannot stand the idea of anyone being close enough to exploit his weaknesses.)

You were talking with Terasaka of all people, he was making you laugh so hard tears started to fall from your eyes.

Going as far as to grab onto him for support because your ribs were hurting.

Itona was fighting the urge to prove himself better, but he’s not exactly the most socially conscious or extroverted person, so he shook the unfamiliar feeling off.

Usually, he can fight people to showcase his superiority or strength but this wasn’t the same. He couldn’t fight Terasaka to prove he could make you laugh harder. He was confused as to why he would even want that!

He tries to learn to be more sociable by watching how his classmates interact.

When he finally gathers his resolve to make a joke it comes out of his mouth so unnaturally stiff.

The type of delivery that’s so bad it’s funnier that the joke.

Even if it wasn’t for the reason he intended, you still laughed and in his opinion it was way more genuine than when you were with Terasaka.

Sooo he wins!

[heyhellohihowareyou]

I believe in autistic hazama okuda (both irl me) itona and I also think either slight adhd or bpd karma solidarity💪😈‼️

This has been in my inbox for the longest so I guess it’s about time to answer since nothing is happening.

I too believe in Hazama, Okuda, and Itona having autism! Especially Okuda! Her having poor language skills really hits close to home.

I can’t confirm nor deny the Karma having BPD statement on the account that I don’t have BPD myself but I’ve seen others who had this headcanon before.

And I haven’t thought about him having ADHD before either but I could see it to some degree.

And him and Maehara could bond even more 😃

[creepercraftguy]

Pokemon Scarlet/Violet - Voice Actor Headcanons (Teal Mask and Indigo Disk Edition)

So, the version of this post I did for the main game turned out to be one of my all time most popular posts on this platform, and I'm honestly super happy about that. The majority of people seemed to really like the voices that I picked for each of the characters, and there were some fun discussions in the reblogs and comments.

So it was only a matter of time before I got around to doing the DLC characters, and now that Indigo Disc is finally out, better now than never. Pokemon obviously rarely has voice acting in the main series, so this is the next part of the series where I assign English VA's to each of the characters.

Before I get into this, there are a few points I need to reiterate, as I often do with these posts.

This is NOT CANON. These are HEADCANONS and are unofficial. It’s just a hypothetical situation. If the characters were voiced, this is who I imagine would voice them.

Every major character in the DLC is included here, so there are HEAVY SPOILERS for the game’s DLC storylines. DO NOT READ THIS POST IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED THE TEAL MASK OR INDIGO DISC OR DON’T WANT TO BE SPOILED.

This VA Headcanons post is SPECIFICALLY for the characters from Pokemon ScarVi's DLC. If you want to see the characters from the main game, the post is here.

As was the case with Nemona and Penny, it's highly likely that the characters will get official English VA's in Pokemon Masters. Remember that this post was constructed prior to this.

So without further ado, I hope you enjoy my ideas. Or don’t. Your choice.

Kieran - JUSTIN BRINER

Also Voiced:

Deku/Izuku Midoriya (My Hero Academia)

Nico (Nanbaka)

Mikaela Hyakuya (Seraph of the End)

Carmine - ANNE YATCO

Also Voiced:

Nobara Kugisaki (Jujutsu Kaisen)

Raiden Shogun (Genshin Impact)

Lola Metrose (The Hidden Dungeon Only I Can Enter)

Briar - EMI LO

Also Voiced:

Ruan Mei (Honkai Star Rail)

Lucy (Cyberpunk Edgerunners)

Rena Ryuugu (Higurashi: When They Cry)

Perrin - ERICA LINDBECK

Also Voiced:

Futaba Sakura (Persona 5)

Kaori Miyazono (Your Lie In April)

Celica (Fire Emblem)

Cyrano - GABE KUNDA

Also Voiced:

Macaron (Hi-Fi Rush)

Rock Lock (My Hero Academia)

Shin Yasuda (Horimiya)

Crispin - RICCO FAJARDO

Also Voiced:

Lemillion/Mirio Togata (My Hero Academia)

Kotaro Tatsumi (Zombie Land Saga)

Itona Horibe (Assassination Classroom)

Amarys - KIRSTEN POTTER

Also Voiced:

Tae Takemi (Persona 5)

Hisame (Naruto)

Naomi Kimishima (Trauma Center)

Lacey - CHRISTINE CABANOS

Also Voiced:

Mako Mankanshoku (Kill La Kill)

Chiaki Nanami (Danganronpa)

Silica (Sword Art Online)

Drayton - ZENO ROBINSON

Also Voiced:

Junpei Iori (Persona 3 ReLoad)

Hawks (My Hero Academia)

Hunter (The Owl House)

Billy - JOSHUA WATERS

Also Voiced:

Kyler (Class of '09)

Inu-Oh (Inu-Oh)

The Quadruplets (Tribe Nine)

O'Nare - KIRSTEN DAY

Also Voiced:

Constance (Fire Emblem Three Houses/Three Hopes)

Skipper (Barbie)

Kibutsuji's Wife (Demon Slayer)

Snacksworth - MIKE POLLOCK

Also Voiced:

Dr. Eggman (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Adon (Berserk)

Professor Ochanomizu (Pluto)

[thequietkid-moonie]

Thank you so much! When you have time, can you do the same with the boys? But please don't overwork yourself. Finish the requests you already have first.

Helping S/O with their mental health problems

[ HEADCANONS ] [ Nagisa, Itona, Isogai, Gakushu ]

[ Assassination Classroom / Ansatsu Kyoshitsu ]

⚠️ Mention of differents mental health problems

You caring about me makes me feel so special, thank you so much!! 😭❤️ I hope this makes you feel well too

Nagisa Shiota

Nagisa is used to deal with this kind of problems, the fact that he had made peace with being so weak and girly or even with the idea of being just a second chance for his mother doesn't mean it doesn't hurt him

Also, Nagisa is a really caring person and pretty observant too so he will inmediatly notice when you are being troubled with something or sad, still he doesn't want to pry or being invasive so he will just wait until you feel ready to talk about it (or until you manage to solve the problem if you prefer)

When he notice that the problem seems to persist he start to give you some hints about how he is worried for you or that you can count on him whenever you need it, he is open to heard you anytime you need, but still won't bring up the topic himself until he notice that things had just get worst

If you are the one who approach to him to talk he will just accept and let you vent, not interrupting you unless you ask him something, and neither go too far unless you feel comfortable to talk more about it. In the case that he was the one who ended up asking you he will pry a little more, asking you for more details about what is bothering you (just because he had waited until it gets too serious)

No matter what is troubleling you he won't judge you for it, not matter if is something simple or a big problem, he isn't going to make a big deal of something small though, he just doesn't want to downplay something that is obviously bothering you

He is willing to heard you vent anytime you need it and he makes sure that you know it, it doesn't matter if you tent to get aggresive with your words or even if you end up crying he wants to help you, and if just being there to comfort you is the only thing he can do for you he will gladly do it

Although, If you are suffering for an bad self-esteem, dysphoria or you have a bad image of yourself he can understand you really well, he may don't be the best person to help you with it but he will at least try to, mainly telling you all the good things he sees on you, trying to refute the bad ideas you have about yourself and even help you find things that will make you feel better

If is because you are being too stressed or anxious he will offer you to take some time to relax, maybe going on a date to wherever you want to distract you, and he will give you some tips of things that could help you handle the stress that helped him, or even try other things about it with you if you want

He doesn't have problem with asking Koro-sensei for advice of how to help you, but he does it until he runs out of ideas or the problem is something he knows you can't handle alone

Itona Horibe

Itona is someone who have troubles to handle his own emotions, after the incident with his father's company it was because he felt helpless and frustrated that he get involved with the whole problem with the tentacles and that intensified his feelings and don't let him handle them properly

After joining the group and becoming your partner he tries to learn more about his own feelings and how to handle them in a healthy way, so when he tries to help you with this kind of problem it will be a learning experience for the both of you

Itona may doesn't notice when you are being troubled if you try to hide it, and he doesn't want to pry either, but after some time he will wonder if everything is alright (even when you say that it is), however if you don't hide it he will inmediatly notice it

Itona isn't really good with words and he normally just speaks his mind off, not really thinking if he's being mean or rude, so when he notice that you aren't feeling well he will ask you right away about it, and if you try to deny it he will say that is obvious that you aren't feeling well so please just tell him

He won't leave you alone until you finally tell him whats wrong, he isn't trying to be invasive but he worries about you and he doesn't really know what else to do. He will hear all you have to say you don't have to hold back yourself for being embarrassed or for being too aggresive with your words, when he used to had the tentacles his mind was a complete mess and he isn't easy to surprise so don't worry for him, also he will try to not interrupt you until you directly ask him something or start to insult yourself

If you are having troubles with self-esteem and a bad image you have of yourself he will ask you what exactly you think of yourself and he will be giving you arguments of why you are wrong, how you aren't like that and telling how you are in reallity (he's giving you a lot of compliments without noticing it) or maybe how you actually are that way but it isn't really a bad thing, he is being so serious about it that it could be intimidating but he is trying his best to help you

If you are being too stressed or anxious lately he offers to help you with whatever he can, it could be by helping you with school or even building something to assist you if you need it, he won't mind doing just simple tasks you just have to ask (is one of his ways to show you how he really cares about you)

He is willing to go to his friends and teachers for some advices of how to help you feel better or make your life at least a little more easy (even when he thinks that his friends' advices are dumb)

Yuma Isogai

Isogai is a really caring and responsible person, he is already used to take care of his siblings so he is always looking after your well-being (he actually likes to do it), is just like a custom for him

Isogai is pretty selfless so already does things for you, things that are within his capabilities and he is always up to help you whenever you need it, he is pretty busy with being the class representative, his work and with having to take care of his siblings but he always manage to make time to be with you

The moment he notice that you seem troubled with something he start to get worried about you, he inmediatly tries find the right moment to ask you about it, but if you respond that is nothing or that you prefer to don't talk about it in that moment he will respect your decision and let you be, but not before reasuring you that you can always count with him

If he sees that it pass some time and you still are stressed and yet you don't say anything he will directly confront you about it, making clear that he is doing it because he is reall worried about you but he can't do anything if you don't tell him whats wrong

Either way he will like to know what exactly is bothering you but he wait for the right moment, when the two of you can just sit down and talk about whatever is bothering you, he wants to put all his attention on you

It doesn't matter what is the problem you are struguling with he isn't going to judge you for it neither minimize it, he takes it rather serious. He will offer you help or suggest a solution to the problem but if you prefer to just vent without advices he will try to just heard you (is a little hard since he can't help but worry about you)

If you suffer for bad self-esteem, dysphoria or even you have a bad image of yourself he will be a little surprised because he sees you as someone amazing and beautiful/handsome, he wants to hear what you think of yourself and try to make you see how beautiful you are in his eyes, and if you want he can help you with your dressing and style

If you are stressed or anxious he can perfectly understand you, he is always busy and have to look after his siblings so he had need to learn how to handle all that stress and he gladly teach you what it helps him and help you find what is best for you. Also, Isogai is rather optimist so he become your personal cheerleader

He has no problem with asking for help to other or stand up for you if you need it, even if he had to talk for you from time to time he doesn't see any problem with doing it

Gakushu Asano

Gakushu is so used to demand so much from himself since all his life had been like a war with his father where he can never really show any kind of weakness, that had lead him to don't know how to handle things outside of his perfeccionism

Starting a relationship help him start to let aside that perfeccionism since he wont like to do what his father had done to him to someone he cares so much about, and the defeats he has had against class 3-E makes him lose up the need to always be the best and win (except against to his father)

This will be a learning process for him, but since he learn pretty fast it won't take him too much time to get it. It doesn't seem like it, but he cares for you, he loves you so he wants the best for you. He is pretty smart and observant so he notices inmediatly when you aren't feeling good, even if you try to hide it

He ask you right away what is on your mind or what is bothering you, he say it so casualy that it seem like he just do it to be polite, but he is paying close attention to you, if you say that is nothing or that you prefer to don't talk about it he will let you alone for now, the education system of Kunugigaoka high school is pretty stressing so it could be just that

But the more days pass the more worried he gets about you, still seeing you down without being able to help you makes him frustrated, so if you don't go to him to tell him what happen he will go to you to you to ask you, the more frustrated he is the more pushy he will be, he isn't trying to be rude but he doesn't really know other ways to do it (he will apologize for being rude though)

If you suffer for a bad self-esteem or have a bad image of yourself he will ask you what exactly you think of yourself before call you idiot for thinking such things of you, he knows you aren't that way and he will makes you see how amazing in reality you are, even listing all your qualities and virtues, he can go as far as show you evidence if you refuce to believe what he is saying

If is for stress or anxiety he want to know what exactly is bothering you to help you, specially if is the school (he may doesn't say it out loud but it bother him that this school system is affecting you so much), whatever you are struguling with he is willing to help you, study, homework, responsabilities, simple tasks, whatever you just have to ask (but don't go and brag about it with someone or else he will get really mad)

He isn't going to ask for help to someone else unless he run out of options, he is perfectly capable of handling it alone (and he is prideful, he want to be able to help you alone)

[pl4n3t-plut0]

Hiiii! Could you do headcanons for a regressor! Itona Horibe from Assassination Classroom please? :3

Hey guys… (showing my face after three months of disappearing) heyyyyy

Seems like the type of little to do puppy puzzles idk

Is not afraid to poke fun at his cg, sibbies or babysitters

Begrudging tea parties

Won’t ask for fruits cut up into cute shapes but won’t refuse them if he’s given them

Probably switches between hyper and sleepy

[mytragedyperson]

A crosspost from my Ao3 because why not

A crossover where Karma Akabane is in 1A. Assassination Classroom events still happened, but for plot purposes he ends up in UA's hero course. - He could be quirkless - If he's not quirkless, maybe a quirk that has nothing to do with fighting physically but maybe something to do with his puppet master abilities. Basically, if you remember the second arc with Itona Horibe, something to do wit that. Or he's quirkless and got in using skills from assassination classroom + intelligence - ships could be either a crossover ship, or an assassination classromship, i personally like him with Asano Jr, can't remember for sure but I'm pretty sure it's gakushuu, or Nagisa - Karma being one of the few people in 1A who doesn't underestimate Midoriya, not because he was in the same group for the entrance exam, but because he knows Nagisa, so knows just because someone seems harmless, or weak, doesn't mean they are. - Also in this AU I imagine heroes would've been sent after Korosensei as well, so maybe they know about Karma's involvement. Even if they don't I'm pretty sure everyone knows they were taught by him - Assassination classroom character cameos. - His relationship with Bakugo would be quite interesting. I imagine he'd love to annoy him and would treat him somewhat similar to Terasaka, if that's his name, but Bakugo's smarter, so I imagine they'd get along better. Also, he would never just do as Karma tells him, but I do imagine that a plan made by the two of them would be incredibly well thought out, as long as Midoriya isn't against them. And a plan that uses Midoriya's analysis, and Bakugo and Karma's intelligence, would probably be unbeatbale and terrifying. - i did initially think he'd be a Todoroki but I don't think he has to be for this plan to work. But if not, a lot of people headcanon that Karma is abused or neglected, i'm saying headcanons because i don't remember that being part of the headcanon. If you go with this maybe he notices some similarities between him and Todoroki - This isn't needed, but I just think it would be interesting if, when Bakugo is kidnapped, they kidnap Karma too, and this leads to assassination classroom characters trying to save him, while the 1A people try to save them both. They're all succesful - The former 3-E possibly all being quirkless, and this ostracising them even more? - Also Karma is either a loner or Bakusquad. I'm sorry, I know Dekusquad can be badass, but unless he's there for Stain, I'm pretty sure he'd be unaware Iida tried to kill a man. Or maybe it would become his mission to stress out Iida as much as possible. - Also, when they first see Bakugo a lot of people think he's a delinquent, which is fair, but in this universe Karma exists, and he is so much worse. Like he doesn't bully people but he does provoke them and, when it comes to enemies, he's very sadistics. Also, he can and will kill a man if he has to, and fights a lot. That on top of generally rebellious behaviour. - Oh, Bakugo hates him so much, he's so much worse behaved than him and possibly quirkless, but he still manages to draw/beat him in academics and doesn't even seem to study. all the high achievers hate hime a little. Unfortunately for Bakugo, he's Karma's favourite person to torment and he acknowledges Bakugo's intelligence. You know what that means? Academic rivalry - you can have him befriend anyone you want really. I'm curious to see who people think he'd be friends with. - Also, if he's quirkless, or even if he's not, give him weapons or something - Have him be badass. Have everyone be badass. - Idk how you'll do it in terms of class sizes, whether you'll have someone (most commonly Mineta) expelled/ not be there, or if you'll just come up withsome BS reason to add someone else. - Feel free to add Shinso to the class somewhat - Can either be mostly canon with slight changes to acknowledge Karma's presence, because let's face it, when villains show up, he's one of the first to step forward and challenge or provoke or fight them, He doesn't run from a fight, or as AU as you like, writer's choice. - For some reason, i really can see him fitting in with the Bakusquad, and I feel like he'd be a bit wary of Midoriya? I don't think that's necessarily the word but he'd just constantly be waiting for Madoriya to do something badass or dangerous. As i said, he's friends with Nagisa - Also Midoriya, if he's quirkless kind of looking up to/being scared of him, because here is a quirkless kid, on the hero course (something Midoriya was more or less told wouldn't be possible all his life), who isn't scared of and even provokes Bakugo, who refused tol let himself be bullied due to being quirkless, who never backs down from a fight even when he probably should. - Also, once they move into UA dorms, class 1A as family and bonding moments, and maybe Karma tells them about Korosensei and assassination classroom and middle school in general, just cause i'm curious how they'd react to that, especially since I imagine Korosensei would've been a villain or treated like a villain in this AU, so to hear from one of the people who had him as a teacher, from Karma, the full real story of Korosensei, I imagine it would take off some of the black and white world view. - Also, i don't really care what you do with Endeavour, whether you redeem him or make him worse, or have him be like canon but Todoroki not forgive him (just because you're sorry and changing, it doesn't erase the past and Todoroki wouldn't be in the wrong if he chose not to forgive him), that's entirely up to you. - Also Nakamura and Mina friendship? I don't know why I just think they'd be besties - As i said Karam & Bakusquad friendship, because none of them are scared of him and all of them enjoy riling him up and provoking him, whether accidentally or on purpose. - If you make Karma quirkless, maybe highlight the similarities and differences between him and Midoriya, and their experiences - I just think, in a world like My Hero Academia someone like Karma, or a group of people like quirkless class 3-E, would be really interesting to read about. Also even if class 3-e isn't quirkless, they could have "weak" quirks that don't really do much/ aren't equipped to hero work. Mybe some of them go to a different hero school and they meet when getting their hero licenses, or Asano is sent to a hero school and they fight or something during hero license thing, and they both have to do the remedial class things. I'm sorry i ship Akabane/Asano more than i probably should.

anyway if you choose to write this please do let me know as I'd love to read it, or if you see a fic like this, let me know

[remy-roll-writes]

Itona Horibe from Assassination Classroom :3

sexuality/gender/pronoun headcanons

nonbinary, uses it as an umbrella term because they're not sure what exactly they are

using they/he pronouns, sometimes fine with she as well

demiaro and torn between demiace and ace

just casually came out to the class one day

someone counted how many boys and girls there are in class. Itona corrected them and went "actually, there's 13 boys, 12 girls, an AI and me"

[ao3feed-assassin-class]

Waterfall

Waterfall by gwendee

“This place,” Karma says, swinging himself up on a branch with an enviable effortless. Itona winces.

Written for handy-dandy-headcanons's rarepair week on tumblr!

Words: 3167, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Assassination Classroom

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Akabane Karma, Horibe Itona, Irina Jelavić, Korosensei, Yanagisawa Kotarou (Mention)

Relationships: Akabane Karma/Horibe Itona

Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Skipping Class, Don't Skip Class Guys, Class 3 E, calm, Distress, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Implied/Referenced Suicide, It's Karma's first assassination attempt, nothing new, But I figured I should tag it in case, soft, Introspection

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/21206852

[drfirefly08]

taaste! what makes u like him so much? for me, i like kayano kaede for her arc. of hiding a bloodlust that consumes her. in contrast to her classmates, itona horibe who never bothered to hide his feelings on the matter

aa!! hi again!! i suppose it started off with me liking his personality and his episode, leader time!!!

then i started to notice his angst potential (dead dad, him having to provide for his family, the family being poor, etc etc) and started putting so much headcanons into him that he kinda became my oc LOL

i suppose me being a huge isosano shipper really helped me like him a lot more too, with so much thinking about their dynamic ^^

[fishiegil]

Can I request HCs for Terasaka, Karma and Itona finding out their S/O is ticklish please?

Oh my goodness, my first request! Not only that, but a request that includes two of my favorite Assassination Classroom boys! That was so fast, I haven’t even had this blog up for a week. 😳 I’m sorry the wait was long, but hopefully it was worth it, Anon! Only the best for my first ask! -♓︎

I headcanon that:

When Ryoma Terasaka finds out you’re ticklish...

His reaction is slightly delayed.

Class is slow; Koro-Sensei departs for his lunch break after a thoroughly boring lesson, the other students doing whatever it is they must to keep the boredom away. Ryoma decides he’ll bug you, his lovely and extremely patient s/o.

He’s tapping his feet, drumming his fingers, and making the most outrageous, silliest faces in the desk next to you. He sees that you’re trying to take this time to study, and can clearly see the irritation in your face. But the side glances of annoyance you throw him are just so half-assed, and you’re cackling under your breath from time to time at small pranks he pulls on nearby classmates. So for a while, he gets away with it.

Eventually though, you refocus. When he notices, Ryoma sulks in his chair and pulls a mean face at your study sheet. The next move he settles on is poking you with the butt of his pencil eraser, so he reaches out and prods you in the side.

The shriek that reaches his ears is definitely unexpected. He just sits and watches as you literally ROCKET out of your seat, arms flailing to shield yourself, and you scuttle to the corner of the classroom. Ryoma’s stare doesn’t leave you when every other classmate of yours turns towards the sudden commotion.

For a whole thirty seconds, no one says or does anything but stare at you with this, “What in the actual fresh hell was that”, face. Then, you can hear the audible CLICK go off in your boyfriend’s head when the realization hits, and one side of his lips curls upward.

He looks and sounds way too pleased when he asks: ��... Babe? Are you ticklish?”

In Ryoma’s mind, this is the absolute funniest fact he could’ve discovered about you. Of course, he appreciates your usual tranquil veneer, and loves how you share in the feeling with him so willingly. But to him, your sudden outbursts of emotion make him feel like he won the lottery of relationships, and something about finding out you’re ticklish makes Ryoma himself feel like a million bucks.

The teasing does come, though.

“Why didn’t you tell me you were ticklish, you freakin’ dork!!”

He’s quick to find where you’re most vulnerable to tickles and applies them RUTHLESSLY. You have the most genuine, goofiest laugh he’s ever heard from a human being, and if he’s being honest, he finds it extremely attractive.

In your relationship now, there’s a lot of: “Ryoma, noOO!” And: “RyOma, stop-! StOP!!”

“Shut up and take it, nerd!!”

As you’re catching your breath and cursing his awful methods of torture, he plants the most innocent of kisses on your nose and cheeks, giving you a cute smirk afterwards. It mildly pisses you off, since you know he knows he’s your biggest weakness. But when it’s all said and done, you feel giddy about it all the same.

Okajima makes a brainless comment at some point, no surprise there, about sexual harassment and it’s all you can do to hold your boyfriend back from punching the snot out of him.

When Karma Akabane finds out you’re ticklish...

The day he finds this out is not his lucky day.

It’s too warm to hang around outside, so you and Karma opt for the classic inside date, complete with a heap of snacks and the worst romantic comedies you two can find. Not long after the third film starts playing, you fall asleep facing away from him. He turns to you to ask if you need a refill on your drink, and his expression becomes soft, appreciating your gentle sleeping form, curled into yourself. In a few seconds, he’s standing and walking into the kitchen.

As he returns, he has to slap a hand over his mouth to muffle a loud snort. You had twisted yourself like a pretzel in your slumber, and are now drooling and dreaming away with a dopey smile.

Now, Karma is mischievous by nature. You present an opportunity for him to attack, he does so without much consideration for the consequences. With that being said, he does love you and has the idea to take it easier with his pranks... but not by much. So, he settles on tickling you awake, absolutely clueless about what he’s in for. He creeps up towards where your feet stick out of the blanket, zeroing in on you like a hunter would its prey. He extends a hand with wiggly fingers, and only grazes the sole of your foot before—

WHAM!

Your eyes shoot so wide when you feel something touch your foot, then right after hearing your boyfriend holler out loud, and you scramble to sit up and ask him what the hell is the problem. You’re actually halfway convinced someone just broke in the house. You find him hunched over on the floor, desperately gasping for air and actually looking like he’s holding back tears...

“...”

When it dawns on you, your jaw just DROPS.

You just DONKEY-KICKED your boyfriend DIRECTLY in his manhood.

“I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BURGLAR OR SOMETHING, OH MY GOSH, KARMA.”

You panic and start apologizing your heart out, and all he can answer back with is weak little whimpers. The tears in his eyes don’t disappear. You feel SO bad, so you pick his ass up and carry him all the way to his bedroom upstairs, and he lets you. After placing him on the bed as gently as possible, you surround him with your treats from downstairs, and you spend the rest of your date popping candy and spoonfuls of ice cream in his mouth, giving him a sweet smooch after every bite.

“I’m very sorry, Karma. Don’t ever tickle me again, though.”

When Itona Horibe finds out you’re ticklish...

He falls harder in love every day afterwards.

Your lashes flutter against your cheeks, but the haze of pleasant dreams still linger behind your eyelids, and try to lull you back to the world of sleep. The big tree above you two provides a cool blanket of shade, contradicted by cozy winds. It’s too comfortable to get up anytime soon.

Itona shifts beside you, plopping his cheek on your head. “Are you awake?”

You respond by cuddling into his side more. “Hmm... Not yet. Five more minutes.” You can feel him smile into your hair, even if only a little, and it makes you smile too. Opening his eyes, he moves again to get comfortable, and the tips of his silvery locks ever-so-gently tickle your neck.

Your lips purse very quickly and you tuck your chin like a turtle, giggling into Itona’s shoulder.

He opens his eyes a second time. His tone is curious. “What’d I say?”

“Don’t do that,” you chortled. His eyebrows furrow a little, but his voice is still light and sleepy. “Do what?”

“Your hair keeps tickling me. Quit moving, fool.”

Your bubbly giggles fill the afternoon air. He blinks once, then twice before a more frisky smile overtakes his cheeks. He isn’t impressed by a lot of things, but you’ve always been full of surprises, even more so as his s/o. He thinks your little quirks are very cute, and your unorthodox ticklish spot is no exception.

Itona takes the liberty of pretending to not know what the heck you’re on about. “I have no idea what you mean. I’m doing absolutely nothing of the sort.” He says this as his head lowers again with a clearer goal. His lips ghost over the pulse point on your neck, and your wiggling increases.

He doesn’t exploit your tickle spot often, but he also finds out that your giggles directly in his ear make him weak in the knees, and tends to chase after that gratification after acquiring such a sweet and adorable sound from you. Little neck kisses and nibbles have to happen at least once every time you visit him.

He usually has you on the ground by the time his affectionate onslaught is over. No other words are exchanged, but kisses are.

You return the favor, of course. Gifting him your sweetest kisses, which is all of them, warms his little heart.

[semisutopia]

"ass or tits?"

warnings: suggestive, fluff. ALL OF MY ASSCLASS FICS ARE WHEN THE CHARACTERS ARE AGED UP TO 18+ !!

pairing: multiple characters x fem! reader

all rights go to @semisutopia on tumblr. please don't copy or plagiarise my work. that's really lame of you.

tag list: @mariaace @kitorin @satoruoo (it's so funny cuz you just posted the same prompt hahaha <3)

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Assassination classroom

Headcanons

• The students have played a 'prank' in 3A by making there door unable to open by adding hinges on both sides

• They've pranked miss bitch by putting glue or gum onto the floor so she would step into it

• Karma has made everyone hide in the woods and put a note on the teachers desk saying

"Try and find us before lunch by only walking and there may be something waiting"

-Karma Akabane

Before hand/after school to the day before they set up traps and areas where they were full of anti-koro-sensei BBS and glue with magazine porn ontop to try kill him they were all relatively close

• I can see the students trying something similar to what they did first like Itona tells koro-sensei that something happened in a small room. As he went into the room, his lower tentacles were popped by anti-koro-sensei BBS that camouflaged Into the woods about halfway Into it and while he was there Itona closed the door while The students and Ritsu had some water guns and anti-koro-sensei guns all most killing him the students were 'praised' for there efforts

Short Oneshot (attempt of assassination)

As Koro-sensei made his way to the pool with the students following him, Karma pressed a button on a remote from where Koro-sensei currently was making him be tied up by where the ankle should be and the students pulled out some guns full of anti-koro-sensei BBS and water guns. He was sprayed with the water and began to swell up like a balloon while trying to dodge the anti-koro-sensei BBS that were being fired. He was 3 tentacles down before the rope snapped and allowed him to move freely again. He congratulated his students for the assassination attempt.

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

Random AssClass stuff that butters my croissaunt

1) Nagisa is FTM trans. Look at his storyline and tell me with just a bit of tweaking it’s not basically canon.

2) Asano’s actually a huge geek and really into Star Wars. He spends a lot of whatever little free time he has plotting how he would rule the galaxy and building lego death stars and faking battles with them.

3) Fuwa is actually someone from our world who was isekai-ed into the AssClass world. That’s how she breaks the fourth wall so much. She also pegs Nagisa and Kayano as main characters almost immediately because of their hair. That’s why she was dropped down to E-class, because of the time it took her to sort out her living situation and figure out the ‘rules’ of this world. She just says it was because of manga because like... she’s not lying.

4) Kanzaki has beaten up sexist gamer guys at arcades when she was in her Gamer Rage Stage (TM). She has a reputation. Karma, who makes beating people up a habit, is aware of this. They have a weird mutual respect.

5) Any fanfiction where Civil War is Karma vs Kayano instead of Karma vs Nagisa is canon now. Not sorry <3.

6) Asano and Sakaikibara definitely have something fruity going on. Look at them and tell me you don’t see it.

7) Asano and Karma are brothers but Karma was raised by their absent mom and Asano was raised by their definitely not-absent dad because they’re divorced, so the only Sibling Thing they have is the intense, all consuming urge to beat each other (up) and piss each other off.

8) Also Karma’s younger.

9) Kurasashi and Kayano are besties. Kurasashi looked at their teacher literally betraying them to a guy who wanted to kill them and decided to psychoanalyze and empathize with her when basically no one else was willing. Look me in the eyes and tell me she wouldn’t become close with Kayano after The Tentacle Reveal when everyone was still like ‘we can’t TRUST her :(’. I dare you.

10) Karma and Kayano will probably burn down buildings with people they hate in them once they get over their issues.

11) Rio’s also an arsonist but she doesn’t like people knowing because they can use it to blackmail her. She uses it to blackmail others instead we stan.

12) Rio and Karma will both fuck you up but Karma will beat you up physically and mentally while Rio will just blackmail you into doing everything she wants and then expose you and ruin your life. They’re like the two worst parts of the Principal.

13) Said Principal has no idea how to Human even after he apparently decides to stop being abusive or whatever. He attempts to bake cookies in a frilly pink apron at one point. It just makes everyone terrified.

14) Terasaka, Rio, and Karma basically take over the world. Terasaka gets them the people’s loyalty, Rio and Karma manipulate all the governments, and they form a weird pseudo-alliance with Asano after a while.

15) Maehara and Isogai are so damn fruity you look at those two and tell me you don’t see it.

16) Irina and Asano definitely shit talk people together and exchange blackmail.

17) Karasuma and Irina’s relationship (it’s canon they have a daughter) is basically that one Simpson’s meme where it’s like ‘I would kill for you. Please ask me to kill for you.’ ‘No.’ Karasuma says no <3.

18) Nagisa just cuts off all contact with his mom after he moves out. As a treat.

19) Nagisa, Kanzaki, and Hanza all bond over crappy parents together. They actually come up with a code to text the others in case things get too bad.

20) As more and more Shitty Parenting(TM) is discovered this group and code eventually expands to almost the whole class and Asano and Sakaikibara.

21) The original three are still kind of sociopathic besties tho.

22) Parental issues are basically a prerequisite for attending Kunigigouya. Don’t lie every person in that class has the Issues (TM).

23) Nakamura, Hanza, and Karma have Mommy issues, Kanzaki and Okuda and Sugino have Daddy issues, and Nagisa has both. Think of that meme where it’s like ‘daddy issues make you a people pleaser but mommy issues make you a sociopath’, yep.

24) Miss Bitch is bisexual and so is Yada. Their vibes are very bisexual and Yada is canoninically not straight.

25) Yada and Kataoka start dating at some point. My power wlw I love you.

26) Kataoka and Isogai are mlm wlw solidarity and also bond over feeling different but crushing pressure to take care of others. Isogai is like the man of the house for his family and has to take a parental role with his siblings after his dad died and making money for them, and Kataoka has a very unstable family and winds up being the one constantly mediating and holding them together and helping them sort out their emotions.

27) Okajima is asexual and just overcompensates constantly by overacting how he thinks sexual attraction works. I’m asexual so if you disagree with me you’re acephobic <3.

28) The Athletes (TM) all have days where they just hang out and talk while doing crazy stuff. There was a day where Okano was hanging off a tall tree with one leg and throwing baseballs to Sugino as Mimura was being chased by Maehara’s dog. The dog them started chasing the balls and Sugino by default.

29) Kayano and Itona bond over Tentacle trauma. I need a fic of Itona convincing Kayano to get therapy for it with him (because he would be the one to get therapy don’t deny it) and the therapist just listens to all of this with an outwardly straight face but is internally like ‘wtf’.

30) Asano considered Karma, Rio, Kataoka, and Isogai to ‘scout’ to be part of the Five Virtuosos at one point before they were dropped down to E-class. The only one he ever actually asked was Karma, who laughed at him for ten whole minutes before he got the hint and left. Little did he know there was wasabi in his lunchbox now.

32) Okuda and Kurasashi are considered ‘off limits’ for bullying even from Karma and Rio. One time someone from C class made Okuda cry and they were in the hospital for a week thanks to Karma.

33) Karasuma is a dad. He just adopts all of E class at some point. Miss Bitch is the chaotic vodka mom who teaches them how to evade taxes.

34) Hmm Kayano’s dad is evil methinks.

35) Kanzaki actually has a really bad temper and she’s just constantly cursing everyone who pisses her off inside her head. One time she finally snapped at some asshole who kept *ahem* touching her and Okuda in questionable places when they went to arcade and beat him up. He deserved it <3.

36) Asano has daddy issues so he isn’t actually a sociopath he just went people pleaser to the extreme where he was like ‘everyone wants me to be a sociopath :( I’ll be a sociopath!!’

37) After Takebayashi stops calling women females and starts learning how to talk to them he and Kanzaki are besties. Him and Okuda are friendly but not close, but him Kanzaki and Nagisa relate over intense family pressure and strict parents. Nakamura almost joins them one time but skips out, but they leave space for her if she wants it bc wholesome.

38) Nakamura is a burnt out gifted kid it’s literally canon.

39) Chiba and Hayami have both slept with a gun next to them before. Not just for paranoia or protection but also because they’re In Love (TM).

40) The AssClass kids could take down the League of Villains but the MHA kids couldn’t pull off the Assassination and that’s just facts. There are only a few who could and they’re all either not Bakugo or not Bakugo <3.

[heyhellohihowareyou]

Group 3 headcanons (for the sake of things let’s add in Itona even though he came later)

At first Takebayashi felt a bit left out since the Tgang were already tight and Hara got along with them instantly

But they made sure to make him feel welcome

Terasaka gave him a bear hug once and it nearly broke his back

Itona and Takebayashi get along surprisingly well

They all try to study together sometimes but end up getting distracted

Hara and Muramatsu had a competition to see who was the better cook and Hara won

After that, she gave him one of her cook books with her favorite recipes

They all go to Hara for advice when they need it since she’s the most sensible one out of all of them

Anytime Hara scolds them for anything they say ”Sorry, Ma”

Hara has no problem telling off Terasaka and anytime she does Yoshida’s like “Shouldn’t have messed with her bud”

Like pretty much everyone, Hara has unofficially adopted Itona

After the whole poison incident, they all gave Takebayashi a big group hug for helping them out (Besides Itona since he wasn’t there)

Yoshida and Itona managed to covince Takebayashi into getting into sonic lore

Muramatsu and Yoshida are always spouting memey nonsense and Hara has know idea how to react most of the time

Luckily, Takebayashi is a closeted memelord so he understands them perfectly

Hara is kind of concerned about Hazama’s skinniness but doesn’t want to pry too much

Hazama is always trying to get Hara to spill embarrassing things about Yoshida from his childhood but Yoshida won’t allow it

Hara has met Tadamichi (Muramatsu’s younger brother) before and he honestly thinks she’s a better cook than Muramatsu is

Tadamichi: “Sorry older bro, but your food is bland as hell”

Hara: “Hey, watch your language!”

Tadamichi: “Sorry, Ma”

Amai (Terasaka’s younger sister) has met her as well but instead of referring to her as mom, she calls her grandma instead

Hara does not mind in the slightest

[sharkiethrts]

Ooooohoohoo idea for Assassination classroom

What about a reader who was in a near fatal accident the year prior to when the show takes place. They were paralyzed from the waist down and on the edge of death when someone offered to use experimental treatment to save them.

Low and behold it was the same program that koro sensei was in that turned him into an octopus. The reader was given a smaller more Isolated version in their lower spine so thats where their tentacles are.

So the class has another person in there like koro sensei, itona, and kayano. Feel free to do with this as you please.

asswriting style, default: just right

KORO SENSEI, ITONA AND KAYANO: extremely specific: headcanons, program for octopuses :D

angst, no comfort, open ending for interpretation:

[11:00PM, 18th March 2022]

- Alright bestie. How do I say this?

- The class was an absolute mess: Like the program completely took the only working brain cell out of your body. But it was the best thing that has ever happened to you. seriously.

- Alright: so :D

(1) Kayano: didn't really have much of an opinion of you at first. She did seem familiar to you, however- as if she was some celebrity- But you just brushed it off as if she was just some celebrity lookalike. She had a huge sweet tooth: so when you managed to indulge her about this even just for one second: She got along pretty well with you. At some point, she opened up to you. And gosh, were you shocked at the amount of stories this girl holds. She really trusts you. Genuinely.

(2) Itona: didn't perceive you as strong so he didn't bother to interact with you. You had to interact with him. Korosensei forced you to interact with him. He wanted you to make friends. Classic Korosensei. He thinks you're pretty cool. Would take that to his grave though. Like, he would NEVER tell you. Would rather have his wisdom teeth removed than to tell you. Yeah, its that bad. No but he thinks you're really cool. Seriously.

(3) Korosensei: although he is a man-child, he is definitely the father figure in your life. He may not be reliable in the sense of finance and such and such- but he definitely helped you opened up after your definite trauma. He taught you when you were wrong, never once got seriously mad at you. Yes, he has reprimanded you- But he has always apologised after that. How could his old heart stand to be mad at his favourite student?! Never! Definitely tried to bribed you before though.