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[mayoiayasep]

can you believe it guys. worldwide wander on spotify in less than 4 months! worldwide wander on spotify in less than 4 months! woohoo!! i am so excited about this information. worldwide wander on spotify in less than 4 months! oh wow. can you believe it. worldwide wander on spotify in less than 4 months! it got here so fast

[pnwcomputers]

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[simple-logic]

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[petermorwood]

I feel like you would appreciate this tiktok: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSFBX8YAq/

I certainly do! Thank you!

:->

TL;DR (or TL;DW is more accurate) A member of Post-Purchase Support deals with a customer who bought an enchanted sword and knows nothing about it.

Correction: who knows NOT A THING about it. How extensive is this lack of knowledge?

NTL; Click to W.

Even funnier, taking offence at the term "bastard sword" is something I once heard for real. I've even seen it in censored form: "b*****d sword", and then of course there's Sky-TV's episode listing for "Game of Thrones":

*****

"Bastard", though it CAN be an insult, isn't a swear-word but a perfectly legitimate description and was even an honourable title.

This gentleman, shown alongside his coat of arms, is Antoine, le Grand Bâtard de Bourgogne...

That translates to Anthony, the Great Bastard of Burgundy, a member of The Order of the Golden Fleece, fully recognised by his father Duke Phillip and with the right to carry the Ducal arms differenced with a bend sinister.

"Great" just means he was the most senior of the Duke's illegitimate offspring.

The modern circle-and-bar "prohibited" symbol is similar to bend sinister, though its bar is a bend dexter - top right to bottom left - perhaps to avoid confusion with with the diacritical mark used by some Scandinavian languages.

However I would NOT like to be the Support staffer trying to explain any of this to a dingbat customer... :-P

[maxlarens]

itguy!max's roommate Lando showing up to the office to annoy meet max for lunch and being obnoxiously obvious that he can tell max has feelings?

ugh lando joins u two for lunch and max is soo bothered by it. like this is my roommate lando, we’re not friends. and lando cuts in like, yes we are. but anyway i think lando probably knows already just from how max talks about her. but obviously must meet her. and the moment he does is like, oh okay so its bad bad. like you are never getting over her bad😭 and is dropping hints that max likes her without a care in the world and max is fuming of course. but coworker!reader remains totally oblivious because she just thinks her and max are friends😣

[poly-star-trio]

God . okay . i guess i gotta give my analysis on the movie . i have no idea how im going to put all my thoughts into one post but god damn i will try .

i may have to do the stupid part two shit cause tumblr image limit kicks my ass everytime i do anything

Anyway. spoilers for the smg4 movie: its gotta be perfect

First of all . Jesus fuckinf christ . this is possibly the best movie theyve ever made besides revelations

the logo popping up on screen and going "smg4 movie" got me even more excited like WOWOWOWOWOWOWWOW SMG4 MOVIE . MOVIE !!!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE ITGUYS

Okay . lets get on with the story . I am only going to do the parts that stood out to me the most

Hey ? Hey ? What did he mean by this ? why havent i seen anyone talking about this ? good lord . we've just started and im already in hell

this and all of the times smg3 got captured/trapped stood out to me because they all reminded me of niles keeping smg0 trapped . just thought yuo should know

aahhh ... meme guardian senses .... i do enjoy that very much . i also enjoy the fact that theyve been bringing it up more . i think its basically been confirmed that theyre somewhat connected emotionally

mario my love ... but also this scene kind of scared me because i thought they were gonna revert back to old designs (but logic kicked in and i realised . wow . why would they create new models just to throw them away immediately)

...............did anyone else notice that The Thing was only going after smg3?

theyre both autistic and on opposite sides of the spectrum hELP ME

im going to make a separate post for the more . uuhhh serious parts of the movie

[croquissartoriaux]

A new rich client of our private bank? Ah ah no, it's Rick from IT.

He became untouchable the day we discovered he had access to the management's internet history!

#croquissartoriaux #menswear #dapper #elegant #itguy #batik #batikshirt #dbsuit #jacquesmariemage #cigar #rolex #bugatti #enzobugatti #menstyle #blingbling #magnum #moustache #funnysketch #internethistory

[gay-little-cloud]

this first verse i soooo good its so addictive the way he rhymed all the "e" sounds !!!! i cant stop listening

i hago naneun chijeu hae

make a peace (peace)

neoreul gimsaege haji

baro igeon goodbye kiss

neoreul gidaril sun eopseuni

akkilge gi (yeah)

T.Y, ireoke gwiyeopgui itgui eopgui

>> mv

[oldsamarie]

i dont pop my ankles but i have to constantly crunch/pop my neck be cause otherwise it won't move at all. it's somewhat painful sometimes but it's rewarding because i get to move my neck/head again normally and people get terrified

I HAVE TO DO THIS TOO people get so mad but its like I HAVE TO DO ITGUYS :sob:

[itguysonline]

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[pnwcomputers]

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[careeningtowardstheinevitable]

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[thesetupwizard]

Spooky Scary Everything

JD-

Halloween is coming up... which begs the question, how do wizard haunted houses work? Like ok I know ghost are real now, considering one scared me half to death in the restroom less than a week after starting this job.

Just- where I come from a good walk through haunted house has a bunch of animatronics working on air compressors and electricity. How exactly does that translate when you can literally enchant almost anything to do almost anything?

I’m half tempted to ask to set up a good scare house for the Halloween Feast this year. I’m from a world of terrors imagined outside of magic. I could fill that thing with slashers and monsters the likes students have never seen...

No wands allowed inside. I’m not about to let any scared kids petrify my actors.

[eastsidemags]

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[instadw]

Tech Support People Are Sharing The Worst Cases They've Seen While On The Job (45 New Pics)

[dinnerchickenrecipes]

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