#itd just be cannibalism and queerness

[bedforddanes75]

okay not to be a huge piece of shit but do i write a fic about cannibalism hannibal style. faggots and human meat and everything

[whifferdills]

honestly i would love to read a fic abt why yaz/the doctor are not good if you ever want to write that, itd be rly interesting tbh even tho i do ship them ((((also i do think there is a lack of actual well written kink so if you ever write that i think itd be appreciated too))))

i want to stress that i don’t think Thasmin is a ~~~bad ship~~~, i just don’t think it’s that sort of cutesy WLW ‘pure’ that fandom can make it out to be. A wide-eyed, earnest, capable young woman taking the first steps into Adulthood + a creature older than dirt who is dazzling and clever-clever and…a little manipulative? more than a little dangerous?  the power imbalance and the classic queer dilemma of ‘do i want to be them or fuck them’ and the dissonance in perspective and it’s a lot, yanno, it’s more than you can fit in a soft wlw aesthetic moodboard

imo Yaz’s crush on the Dr is basically canon and, like, i was young once, i crushed HARD on professors, i think that part is very sweet and very true to the queer experience. but the professor crushing back? ehhhhhhhhhh. 13 wants a squad, a fam, a hype team: a clever girl and a heart of oak boy and a Novelty Misc (which in itSELF involves accidental kidnapping and deaths and - like it’s a shitshow of broken people trying to duct tape each other back together, while on fire, ‘‘‘‘guided’’‘ by a 100,000 year old baby like this was too wonky for your uwu’s before you introduced fucking). and if they did crush on that starry-eyed, genuine, bright young woman, who idolizes them and is looking for validation, is desperate to prove herself, is still finding herself now in the framework the Dr is creating, potentially stuck out alone in fucksville new Earth in 3000 like

it’s, yanno, *vague handwave but like namean*

it’s p textbook dirtybadwrong hot. student/professor, the less-fuzzy version of praise kink (”you did so well in that deadly situation i put you in”), the dubious consent of a dom who doesn’t exactly know what they’re doing and doesn’t quite know when to stop. like, that’s hot, but also is something where you really do gotta put some heavy duty warnings and disclaimers and also do the thing that makes it hot bc paradoxically treating thasmin as a regular normal relationship weirds me out in addition to not being hot so that’s just the worst of both worlds there

like if you want cute n comfy write our collective disaster bisexual children yaz and ryan frenching on the moon before separating to seduce the moon princess and moon prince, respectively. 13/Yaz GIRL give me that weird shit, that nast, lean IN but like. nah, that’s not cute

(i also think there’s a weird self-defeating thing where tumblr seems to need lady/lady relationships to be Pure and Cute like i just worry you’re all heading out into the world ill-equipped to deal with anything spicier than an average-sized dildo applied with kindness and folksy charm. maybe there’s some messy fisting! maybe a nasty dubcon fantasy! piss on each other! whatever! kink is fine so long as youse all consenting. and also not committing a crime i guess like don’t...don’t invite me into the consensual cannibalism debate. but! the world is your sexual oyster! please do not get stuck on the idea that ‘lesbian’ means strictly ‘wearing flannel, drinking tea, and polite oral sex’. get ya fuck on. just keep Consent as your Sex God and be careful and if you’re young and crushing on/gettin with someone much older just be XTRA CAREFUL and remember that any normal person over 30 thinks a 21 year old is, on the levels that matter for fucking and then some, an Actual Child, and that’s the ☕)

((’well written’ is a bridge too far but its good to know the niche is there. actually everyone feel free to send me porn, if it exists. my dashboard is functionally dead and i’m not invested enough to do a blind AO3 search))